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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Monseigneur.
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Buenas tardes, amigos!
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The taxes are here...
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...Minister.
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Excises, tithes,
spice tax, how much is it...
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...for this year?
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200,000 ducats.
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But last year it was a lot more!
- But last year the harvest was better.
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This year the harvest was not that good,
so you have to pay double.
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Taxes. They're all
for the King!
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Don Salluste, our people
are very poor and...
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That's normal.
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The poor are poor
and the rich are rich.
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Come on, come on...
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Hurry up!
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I have 3 more villages
left to visit.
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Collect all that. Quickly.
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Where's the cheering?
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The enthusiasm?
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Long live Don Salluste.
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Long live Don Salluste.
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Long live our benefactor.
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Long live our benefactor.
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Long live our great friend.
- Long live our great friend.
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Ole.
- Ole.
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Ole.
- Ole.
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That wasn't very...
Never mind, never mind.
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You wouldn't think so, but that coach
isn't very reliable.
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What?
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I'm saying that coach isn't
very reliable.
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It's a real sieve.
He's going to lose a lot...
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Blaze
- Yes.
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So, if I were you...
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Go, go. Follow them.
Follow the coach.
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All that is for the King.
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That's for me.
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That's for me.
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That's for me.
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That's for me.
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Hey, careful!
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Hey. Whoa! Careful!
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The spices. Who gets the spice tax?
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Is it for Salluste?
No! It's for the King! Yes! No!
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Leave me in peace.
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And the tithes? Who gets them?
The King? No, it's for Salluste.
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Thief! Not a thief!
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It's for Salluste,
there!
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Look out!
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Wait,
Monseigneur.
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I'll help you.
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My ruff!
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I'll help you, Monseigneur.
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No!
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That's my gold!
And my gold is my money.
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And I don't need you.
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Are you sure?
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What's happening?
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The villagers, monseigneur!
They're cheering you on.
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Cheering me on?
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Yes.
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I should have taken
three times more from them.
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Ha!
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Ha!
- Kill him!
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Blaze!
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Blaze!
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Blaze!
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Help!
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Aaahhh! Blaze!
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Help.
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Help.
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Help.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop now.
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Wait for me.
Help me.
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Why did you get out?
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My dear Blaze.
Ah! Take this.
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My hand.
Help me, my dear Blaze.
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Hold tight, my dear Blaze.
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Don't let go. My dear Blaze.
Blaze is such a good man.
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Thank you, my dear Blaze.
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They're not cheering me on.
They're not cheering me on. They're not.
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Here! And here!
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And here!
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They were not cheering.
They were not cheering. Here!
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The villains.
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You saw them! They almost...
- Yes.
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That's what the masses are like.
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No, not there!
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Not there!
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There!
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There's not enough foam.
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Not enough hair either.
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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Don't move.
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Ouch!
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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There.
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And now, Blaze...
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...flatter me.
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Monseigneur is the greatest of
the Spanish Grandees.
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That's not flattering,
that's true. So?
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Idiot.
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What?
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"Idiot" is what I said to the servant of the
Duke of Albes. No! No, my master is not...
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"... the result of a marriage
between relatives. "
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"Have another look at him",
he said to me.
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So I told him not
to judge on appearances.
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Just because his mother married
the half-brother of his aunt...
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...who was a first cousin of
the sister of his father, who... who...
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Are you sure that's flattery?
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I was going to say
something else, but I didn't dare.
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Oh, come on, speak.
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Yes!
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Monseigneur is...
beautiful.
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Do you really mean that?
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Well, I'm flattering.
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Good night, your Majesty.
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Was ist das?
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The Queen.
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Ach! Sch�n...
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Vergissmeinnicht.
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Forget-me-nots.
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The Queen has an admirer.
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But that's worth a lot of money.
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But that's Blaze!
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There's the old lady.
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That's going to be interesting!
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A Queen of Spain does not
accept flowers from anybody.
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Not even from the King!
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Aahh! Now the big
gallows-bird starts singing.
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Hey, you up there! Blaze!
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Blaze, shut up. You'll wake up
the entire palace.
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Niemals waren
Liebesw�rter an mein Ohr.
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Warum?
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It's the Queen. She's from Bavaria.
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She's pretty but stupid.
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My young German heart in exile
shivers at this serenade...
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Your Majesty.
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A Queen of Spain
does not listen to music...
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...when the King
is out hunting.
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Who goes hunting
loses his place.
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Hey.
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Because I love the Queen.
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Me, a servant, I dare.
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Now he's stamping around.
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Hey, wait, you'll see.
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Blaze, my servant,
in love with the Queen.
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He's crazy.
He will be drawn and quartered.
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You'll see....
Come here, you.
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Come here, you.
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He's singing, he's dancing around.
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He's stamping his feet. Hey!
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That's enough... playing the gallant...
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...at 2 in the morning?
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Hey!
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Ho!
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Ah! Let go of that.
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Let go.
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It's gold.
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Golden sunrays of dawn.
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Wake up and smell the gold.
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Monseigneur.
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It's 8 o'clock.
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Gouchi, gouchi, gouchi.
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There's one missing.
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Are you sure?
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Very sure.
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Well, I'll be...
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Look under the bed.
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There it is.
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It's there.
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Look!
Come on, look!
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What?
- Look. You're too tall.
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You're my servant.
You're too tall. Come on.
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This is what I want to see.
This is what I want. This is good.
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Give me my breadsticks.
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Monseigneur seems to be in
a good mood, this morning.
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In a good mood? No, I'm not.
And you know very well why not.
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Why not?
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Why!? Because yesterday, bom bom bom
and tagada tagada!
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Gling gling gling
and tarata taratata!
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Monseisei... Monseisei...
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Monseigneur!
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It's the... the...
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The what?
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The Queen!
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The Queen here, at this hour?
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Quick, my jerkin,
my fleece, hurry.
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Remove this.
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Dress me. Dress me quickly.
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Yes, that's it. That's it. The little Infante,
I've got her.
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I won't let her go.
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I didn't know Monseigneur
and the Infante...
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The ruff.
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The ruff? Here's the ruff. - Blaze, you don't
know what the Queen's going to announce.
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I will be the son-in-law
of the King.
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That's remarkable...
...since they don't have any children.
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His niece,
it's the same thing.
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The King only needs to have
a hunting accident.
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Paf!
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Big cousin L�opold: Paf! Paf!
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The little Count of Anjou: Bang!
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Everybody... Lots of hunting accidents.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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And then.... I... King.
- And also, we'll be spared...
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...the War of the Spanish Succession.
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Her Majesty, the Queen.
- Quick, tidy up.
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Make way for the Queen.
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Ruhe!
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Ruhe, die Hunde! Ruhe!
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Sie haben meine Ehrendame...
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...entehrt.
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I... uhm... what?
Was?
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Und die Unschuld
eines jungen Deutschen...
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...M�dchens missbraucht!
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Ah!
Danke sch�n!
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The little Infante!
Sch�n!
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Ich bin happy meine tante...
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Meine auntie! Ah!
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Raus, die Zwerge!
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Los, raus, schnell!
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Raus... Schnell...
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Such a pretty language.
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Sie sind abgesetzt, verbannt
und ausgewiesen.
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Ihr Verm�gen ist beschlagnahmt
zu Gunsten der Krone.
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What is she saying?
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Don Salluste, you have been
dismissed, disgraced...
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...exiled.
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You lose your title of Knight...
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... of the Golden Fleece...
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...and your functions
as Minister of Police and of Finance.
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And all your belongings will be
confiscated and given to the crown.
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But what did I do?
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Ein Kind, Don Salluste!
A child.
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Your Majesty.
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What's that?
Who's that?
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You refuse to recognise...
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...this child of my maid of honour?
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I can't recognise it.
I don't know it.
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Ja! Ja! Ja!
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What ja ja ja?
Nein!
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Zeduzed and abandoned... is what he did.
Verf�rt und verlassen.
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Liar!
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She's a liar.
She's lying in German.
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This child is a false witness.
Warum nicht! Ich habe nicht!
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She and I, nada! Nada! Never!
Nothing!
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Your Majesty, das ist eine collossal
konspirazion!
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Don Salluste, you will
leave Madrid tomorrow.
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After having returned
your Golden Fleece to the King.
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Madame! Madame!
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Your Majesty, are you going to base
your opinion on a new-born?
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Ok then, I agree, I recognise this child.
I recognise my mistakes...
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...my children,
other people's children.
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Your children, if you like.
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Old villain!
Miscreant!
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Look at him.
He's as green as his gloves.
261
00:24:32,278 --> 00:24:34,414
His disgrace is good for us.
262
00:24:34,658 --> 00:24:37,968
Tomorrow, he'll return
his Golden Fleece to the King.
263
00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,049
That's an unexpected
slice of fortune.
264
00:24:40,298 --> 00:24:41,413
We have to act quickly.
265
00:24:43,018 --> 00:24:45,009
Oh, amigos!
266
00:24:45,778 --> 00:24:47,450
Amigos!
267
00:25:01,898 --> 00:25:02,933
Hey!
268
00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,014
Not that. That's mine. That's mine.
269
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,932
No! That's mine too.
270
00:25:22,098 --> 00:25:23,816
No, you can't have my table.
271
00:25:24,058 --> 00:25:25,377
Hey you!
272
00:25:25,618 --> 00:25:27,574
Give us a hand.
- Sure.
273
00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:29,573
There we go.
274
00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:34,410
My cutlery.
275
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,249
The Queen said to take everything.
276
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,207
Everything!
277
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,208
But I didn't take anything.
278
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,777
Yes, you did.
279
00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:07,448
Who put that in my pants?
280
00:26:07,698 --> 00:26:11,213
What will become of me?
I'm a minister. I can't do anything.
281
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:14,177
We just have to find a place
for the two of us, Monseigneur.
282
00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:15,771
Oh you, get lost!
283
00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:18,407
Disappear! I never want to see you again.
284
00:26:18,658 --> 00:26:22,014
And my wages? Who'll pay my wages?
- Your wages? Here, take this.
285
00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:25,611
I dispel you.
286
00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:28,577
You don't exist anymore
to me.
287
00:26:28,818 --> 00:26:29,853
Excuse me...
288
00:26:30,098 --> 00:26:31,656
Excuse me!
289
00:26:31,898 --> 00:26:34,810
That's my broom.
- Bandit! Thief! Scoundrel!
290
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,050
And you, little Queen.
291
00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:43,731
Bitch!
292
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,809
I'll get my revenge.
Here.
293
00:26:53,498 --> 00:26:55,170
One-eyed man!
294
00:26:57,338 --> 00:26:58,373
Monseigneur?
295
00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:01,969
Do you know C�sar?
- The bandit?
296
00:27:02,218 --> 00:27:04,971
C�sar the bandit. - Yes.
- You must find him.
297
00:27:05,218 --> 00:27:08,255
Nobody has seen him for 10 years
And with one eye...
298
00:27:08,498 --> 00:27:11,171
You can see very well
with one eye.
299
00:27:12,578 --> 00:27:15,297
Yes, you're right. You don't see very well.
But once you find the first half...
300
00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,256
...the other half can't be far.
301
00:27:31,658 --> 00:27:34,252
C�sar, my nephew!
302
00:27:34,498 --> 00:27:36,773
Crook! Lout!
303
00:27:37,018 --> 00:27:38,246
I'm here!
304
00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:39,647
Scoundrel.
305
00:27:39,898 --> 00:27:42,696
It's me.
Where are you?
306
00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,007
Up here.
307
00:27:44,258 --> 00:27:46,135
Up where?
308
00:27:46,378 --> 00:27:47,572
Over here.
309
00:27:47,818 --> 00:27:48,773
Ah! There he is.
310
00:27:49,018 --> 00:27:50,576
I'm coming.
311
00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:08,452
Hello, old creep.
312
00:28:08,698 --> 00:28:11,258
Did you come out of your hole?
313
00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:12,329
Do you need me?
314
00:28:14,578 --> 00:28:17,411
I have a proposition
for you.
315
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,488
Does it pay well?
316
00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:22,692
A fortune: mine!
317
00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:23,308
Do you think...
318
00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,308
...I'm as stupid as your ass?
319
00:28:26,178 --> 00:28:28,134
No, not that way.
320
00:28:31,138 --> 00:28:33,288
Not this way. Keep going.
321
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:38,487
Listen to me.
322
00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:42,128
C�sar, the bandit, the villain,
disappears.
323
00:28:42,378 --> 00:28:46,536
He's forgotten. Paf!
He's forgotten. Gone.
324
00:28:47,418 --> 00:28:49,488
And you become Don C�sar.
325
00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:53,617
And I'll tell the whole court
that you've come back from America.
326
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:54,893
And...
327
00:28:55,138 --> 00:28:57,936
...you seduce the Queen.
328
00:28:58,178 --> 00:29:01,056
Is it true what they say?
Did you fall into disgrace with her?
329
00:29:01,298 --> 00:29:03,016
You seduce the Queen.
330
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:06,295
I send an anonymous
letter to the King.
331
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,177
He catches you both
repudiates her...
332
00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:11,454
...and puts me back
into power.
333
00:29:15,738 --> 00:29:17,251
And do you think you can find
an idiot in Spain...
334
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:18,851
...who would be part...
335
00:29:19,098 --> 00:29:20,247
...of this conspiracy?
336
00:29:20,498 --> 00:29:24,377
An idiot! But I had one!
And I was stupid enough to fire him.
337
00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:25,937
Because you won't do it, will you?
338
00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:52,849
Follow me.
339
00:31:02,098 --> 00:31:05,295
Very good. Very good.
340
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,450
There he is, Monseigneur.
What shall we do with him?
341
00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:11,417
To Africa! To the Berbers!
342
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:18,218
Traitor, you're an even...
343
00:31:18,218 --> 00:31:19,095
...bigger coward than I thought.
344
00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:21,932
Sell him. I never want to
hear about him again.
345
00:31:22,178 --> 00:31:23,611
Go!
346
00:31:30,858 --> 00:31:33,292
Death to Salluste!
347
00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:35,449
Kill Salluste!
348
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,047
Long live the King!
- Kill...
349
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,128
...Salluste!
350
00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:51,572
Death to Salluste!
351
00:32:16,898 --> 00:32:18,775
There, there.
352
00:32:57,738 --> 00:32:58,693
Hey.
353
00:32:59,338 --> 00:33:02,569
What's that?
Well?
354
00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:05,848
A lady like you...
355
00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:09,687
...walking the streets of Madrid
at this hour? That's not prudent.
356
00:33:09,938 --> 00:33:11,530
Would it be more prudent
like this, idiot?
357
00:33:12,978 --> 00:33:14,013
Monseigneur!
- Quiet!
358
00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:36,777
You know why I'm here?
- What?
359
00:33:36,777 --> 00:33:38,576
Do you know why I'm here?
360
00:33:38,608 --> 00:33:39,034
No.
361
00:33:39,778 --> 00:33:42,372
Ever since you left me...
362
00:33:42,372 --> 00:33:43,708
...I've been so sad.
363
00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:51,373
The lady doesn't realise
what she's saying, Monseigneur.
364
00:33:51,618 --> 00:33:54,212
Yes, I do. I thought about
you so much...
365
00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:55,767
...since this morning.
366
00:33:57,018 --> 00:33:58,656
Give me your hand. - No!
- Give it.
367
00:33:58,898 --> 00:33:59,853
Give me your hand.
368
00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:06,897
What a future.
369
00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:10,094
You're ugly,
she's beautiful.
370
00:34:10,338 --> 00:34:12,852
You're broke,
she's very rich.
371
00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,531
You're an idiot,
so is she.
372
00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:15,733
You're a servant,...
373
00:34:15,978 --> 00:34:17,616
...she's the Queen.
374
00:34:17,858 --> 00:34:19,086
It's written there.
375
00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:24,611
She doesn't even know
I exist.
376
00:34:24,858 --> 00:34:27,656
What if I used
a magic wand,...
377
00:34:27,656 --> 00:34:30,651
...to make the differences
disappear for a night?
378
00:34:30,898 --> 00:34:32,377
What if I turned you...
379
00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:35,178
...into Prince Charming?
380
00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:35,929
Give me back your hand.
381
00:34:36,018 --> 00:34:36,575
No.
382
00:34:37,058 --> 00:34:37,774
Yes.
- No!
383
00:34:41,338 --> 00:34:43,169
You have a chance.
384
00:34:44,938 --> 00:34:46,530
And I am your chance.
385
00:34:48,058 --> 00:34:50,014
This way,
Monseigneur.
386
00:34:50,258 --> 00:34:52,294
On your knees
for the King.
387
00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:55,769
He likes people flat on the ground for him.
When he arrives, crawl. - And the Queen?
388
00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:57,451
Even flat on the ground,
she'll recognise me.
389
00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:01,008
Do you know how many servants
like you there are...
390
00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:01,974
...in this palace?
- No.
391
00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:03,776
800! So...
392
00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,452
Let's start again.
393
00:35:08,698 --> 00:35:12,373
So, I don't say "at the barber's"
but "at the barber".
394
00:35:12,618 --> 00:35:15,007
No, the other way around. You don't
say "at the barber", but "at the barber's".
395
00:35:15,007 --> 00:35:17,647
And you don't say
"hello there"...
396
00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:21,527
But "it's very happy here
to meet you".
397
00:35:21,778 --> 00:35:23,336
That's very good.
398
00:35:23,578 --> 00:35:25,170
That's very good.
399
00:35:33,738 --> 00:35:35,968
But your place is terrible.
400
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:39,130
How can you live
in such a decrepit house?
401
00:35:39,378 --> 00:35:42,973
This is where Monseigneur
houses his personnel.
402
00:35:43,218 --> 00:35:44,492
Ahh! It's nice.
403
00:35:44,738 --> 00:35:45,807
It's very nice.
404
00:35:46,058 --> 00:35:47,173
Are you content with it?
405
00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:49,607
Well?
- Yes.
406
00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:51,291
Get undressed.
407
00:36:00,338 --> 00:36:01,771
What's your name?
408
00:36:02,018 --> 00:36:04,134
Don C�sar,
Count of Gafaro.
409
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:06,938
No, Garofa, Count of Garofa!
410
00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:09,692
Who returned from America.
GAROFA!
411
00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:18,091
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, hop!
412
00:36:18,338 --> 00:36:19,771
Hop!
No!
413
00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,169
You have no class at all.
414
00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:30,691
And lie... Can you lie?
415
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:34,010
It's very useful at the court.
416
00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:39,087
Tell me a big lie.
417
00:36:39,338 --> 00:36:42,132
To see if I believe you
or not.
418
00:36:42,178 --> 00:36:44,487
A really big one. Go on.
419
00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:48,812
Yesterday morning, I found
300,000 ducats in the...
420
00:36:49,058 --> 00:36:52,175
...coat tails of Monseigneur.
- What?
421
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,648
Where are they?
- Under my mattress.
422
00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:09,216
Thief! Thief!
You robbed me.
423
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,847
No, Monseigneur, I lied to you.
424
00:37:23,298 --> 00:37:24,253
Long live the King!
425
00:37:45,738 --> 00:37:46,773
The King.
426
00:37:52,018 --> 00:37:53,053
On the ground.
427
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:05,526
Put your hat on. You're a Spanish Grandee.
Grandees cover themselves for the King.
428
00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:07,689
Ok, let's go.
429
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:09,533
Excuse me.
430
00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,652
Don't excuse yourself.
The poor excuse themselves.
431
00:38:13,898 --> 00:38:15,650
When you're rich,
you're obnoxious.
432
00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:17,854
Ok, let's go.
433
00:38:24,618 --> 00:38:27,451
Una merveillosa!
434
00:38:27,698 --> 00:38:29,609
This is what they call in Florence...
435
00:38:29,858 --> 00:38:31,849
...una maquina infernale.
436
00:38:32,098 --> 00:38:34,453
You're making fun of us, Giuseppe.
This ridiculous firecracker...
437
00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:37,610
...wouldn't hurt a fly.
438
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,213
But later I multiply the explosion
by a thousand...
439
00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,847
...and the King of Spain, poof!
440
00:38:45,498 --> 00:38:47,375
Gentlemen.
441
00:38:47,618 --> 00:38:50,371
In a moment, the King will be dead.
442
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,289
One for all,...
443
00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:56,768
...all for themselves.
444
00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:04,292
But... What...
What's gotten into you?
445
00:39:04,538 --> 00:39:08,133
I feel uncomfortable.
Can't we come back tomorrow?
446
00:39:08,378 --> 00:39:10,687
I'm returning my Fleece today.
Not tomorrow.
447
00:39:10,938 --> 00:39:12,451
And the Queen?
Do you want to get to know her?
448
00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:13,926
Yes, but...
449
00:39:14,178 --> 00:39:15,133
Well then.
450
00:39:16,978 --> 00:39:18,491
No!
451
00:39:19,378 --> 00:39:21,767
I said no.
452
00:39:22,658 --> 00:39:26,094
What if they ask what I saw in America?
- Americans.
453
00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:28,697
And with this...
454
00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,974
You know who...
455
00:39:32,218 --> 00:39:34,254
...will know who you are.
456
00:39:36,298 --> 00:39:37,651
There.
457
00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:43,407
The Infante.
458
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:50,690
Is that your fianc�, Monseigneur?
My compliments.
459
00:40:07,178 --> 00:40:08,577
Little witch.
460
00:40:08,818 --> 00:40:11,412
And not very well raised either.
461
00:40:14,058 --> 00:40:18,449
In order to be introduced to the Queen,
I have to find somebody more popular.
462
00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:19,892
A man who returns his Fleece...
- Ungrateful!
463
00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:23,050
I spent all night transforming
a worm into a nobleman.
464
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,810
Ill-bred!
Did you see that?
465
00:40:31,058 --> 00:40:33,492
But where is he?
Where did he go?
466
00:40:35,858 --> 00:40:37,311
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
467
00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,494
Last night, I wasn't thinking.
468
00:40:39,658 --> 00:40:40,374
I don't care.
Stay here.
469
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:43,291
And I'm wondering why you
do all this for me.
470
00:40:43,538 --> 00:40:44,891
No. I'd better go.
471
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,571
I order you to stay.
472
00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:48,331
No, Monseigneur. That's enough.
473
00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:51,456
Bow, scrape, stand, sit, lie,
salute like this, talk like that...
474
00:40:51,698 --> 00:40:53,450
...I've had enough.
- Shut up!
475
00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:55,256
So, hello there, Marquis.
476
00:40:55,658 --> 00:40:58,172
Oh you!
You're...
477
00:40:58,418 --> 00:41:02,457
Yes, Monseigneur!
I'm ill-bred too.
478
00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:05,247
Snap!
479
00:41:09,418 --> 00:41:12,057
The King!
The Queen!
480
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:30,893
The exit...
481
00:41:31,138 --> 00:41:33,493
...is it there or there?
482
00:41:36,818 --> 00:41:38,809
Honourable Grandees!
483
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,177
Ouch!
484
00:42:10,818 --> 00:42:12,376
Ouch!
485
00:42:13,258 --> 00:42:14,691
Gentlemen,...
486
00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:15,815
...cover yourselves.
487
00:42:33,658 --> 00:42:37,412
And my money. Did you forget?
- You will be paid afterwards.
488
00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,410
No! No money, no bomb.
- Shut up!
489
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,057
Listen, Giuseppe,...
490
00:42:41,298 --> 00:42:43,254
...this is a promissory note.
491
00:42:43,308 --> 00:42:44,613
No!
492
00:42:44,858 --> 00:42:48,055
The other half after the explosion.
493
00:42:49,258 --> 00:42:50,850
Start the mechanism.
494
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:57,287
Careful, it will explode in
exactly 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
495
00:42:57,538 --> 00:43:00,928
At the moment of the explosion, be at
least 20 metres away from the throne.
496
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:02,930
My God, the Queen!
497
00:43:03,578 --> 00:43:05,250
Quick, quick, Monseigneur.
498
00:43:13,858 --> 00:43:16,452
The throne? Where's the throne?
- Over there.
499
00:43:16,698 --> 00:43:18,051
Don Salluste,...
500
00:43:18,298 --> 00:43:20,016
...Marquis of Montal�gr�.
501
00:43:22,538 --> 00:43:24,449
Baron Del Pisco.
502
00:43:25,218 --> 00:43:27,778
At the order of his Majesty...
503
00:43:28,018 --> 00:43:30,373
...our beloved King...
504
00:43:34,298 --> 00:43:37,290
You will retire in the
monastery of Saint Ignacio...
505
00:43:37,538 --> 00:43:41,975
...where you'll take
a vow of chastity...
506
00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:43,537
...and of poverty.
507
00:43:43,778 --> 00:43:46,417
Oh no! Not poverty!
Sire?
508
00:43:56,378 --> 00:43:58,892
Sire, Don Salluste awaits...
509
00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:02,175
...the wise decision
of your Majesty.
510
00:44:04,578 --> 00:44:05,294
Don Salluste!
511
00:44:05,538 --> 00:44:09,213
You're no longer worthy
to be in our company.
512
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:12,609
As the Queen informed you...
513
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,208
...we're stripping you of
your title of Knight...
514
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,708
...of the Golden Fleece.
515
00:44:30,618 --> 00:44:32,097
It's heavy.
516
00:45:11,498 --> 00:45:12,328
Enough, Salluste.
517
00:45:15,618 --> 00:45:16,767
Look out!
518
00:45:16,938 --> 00:45:17,768
What?
519
00:45:18,898 --> 00:45:20,251
Careful! It's going to explode!
520
00:45:24,218 --> 00:45:25,128
Careful, Sire!
521
00:45:25,378 --> 00:45:28,176
The cushion! The cushion!
522
00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:47,937
No!
523
00:46:07,578 --> 00:46:08,567
It's Salluste!
524
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,657
It's Salluste!
He wanted to kill the King.
525
00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:15,126
Arrest him!
526
00:46:15,378 --> 00:46:16,333
There he is.
527
00:46:16,578 --> 00:46:17,897
It's not true.
I was here.
528
00:46:18,138 --> 00:46:20,811
I didn't move from here.
- Liar.
529
00:46:21,058 --> 00:46:22,013
Salluste!
530
00:46:22,858 --> 00:46:24,974
Salluste!
531
00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:28,927
No, Sire. For once, it wasn't me.
I was here, praying.
532
00:46:30,218 --> 00:46:33,051
Excuse me, your Majesty.
It's not him, it's him. Look.
533
00:46:33,298 --> 00:46:35,050
Give back that piece of paper.
534
00:46:40,738 --> 00:46:42,808
Look, Sire, this is the proof.
535
00:46:48,858 --> 00:46:50,007
Quickly!
536
00:46:52,378 --> 00:46:54,414
Who are you, sir...
537
00:46:55,378 --> 00:46:57,494
...who just saved our life?
538
00:46:57,738 --> 00:47:00,377
Well, your Majesty, I'm...
539
00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:03,610
I, I, I, I...
540
00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:05,052
I'm...
541
00:47:06,018 --> 00:47:10,136
A nephew of mine, Sire:
Don C�sar...
542
00:47:10,378 --> 00:47:13,051
Count of Gafaro.
- Garofa!
543
00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,289
Count of Garofa.
544
00:47:15,538 --> 00:47:18,416
Who returned from America...
545
00:47:18,658 --> 00:47:20,410
Where I saw many Americans.
546
00:47:20,658 --> 00:47:22,330
Don Salluste.
547
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:23,772
Yes, Sire?
548
00:47:24,018 --> 00:47:26,816
You have 5 minutes to disappear
to the Puerta del Sol forever.
549
00:47:30,778 --> 00:47:32,177
He really hates me.
550
00:47:32,418 --> 00:47:34,136
What did you say?
- He hates me.
551
00:47:34,238 --> 00:47:35,054
C�sar!
552
00:47:35,098 --> 00:47:36,213
That's you.
553
00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,708
C�sar, come here.
554
00:47:40,818 --> 00:47:43,855
C�sar, Von Garofa!
555
00:47:52,978 --> 00:47:54,616
On your knees.
556
00:48:08,498 --> 00:48:09,708
I hope you'll be more...
557
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:10,708
...worthy of it then your uncle.
558
00:48:12,058 --> 00:48:14,127
Yes, Sire.
559
00:48:14,378 --> 00:48:19,406
Congratulations.
560
00:48:25,938 --> 00:48:28,896
To the Puerta del Sol!
561
00:48:34,898 --> 00:48:37,696
You're little bomb, just now?
It wasn't set very well.
562
00:48:37,938 --> 00:48:40,611
It exploded
way too early.
563
00:48:40,858 --> 00:48:44,646
But my big bomb,
my big bomb over there...
564
00:48:44,898 --> 00:48:46,570
...will explode a lot later.
565
00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:49,696
And when it will,
it will make a huge scandal.
566
00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:50,688
I don't understand.
567
00:48:50,858 --> 00:48:53,326
Never mind.
To the Berbers!
568
00:48:55,418 --> 00:48:56,567
Paf!
569
00:49:06,258 --> 00:49:08,055
Salluste, asshole!
570
00:49:08,298 --> 00:49:11,210
I'll get you.
- Enough, C�sar.
571
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:13,369
You told us this story 50 times.
572
00:50:24,498 --> 00:50:26,454
Where are you from?
573
00:50:26,738 --> 00:50:28,057
From Madrid.
574
00:50:29,298 --> 00:50:31,368
The King sold me for 500 dinars.
575
00:50:31,618 --> 00:50:33,336
The treasury is empty again.
576
00:50:33,578 --> 00:50:35,170
Salluste, asshole!
577
00:50:35,418 --> 00:50:36,533
There are big changes going on there.
578
00:50:37,058 --> 00:50:39,174
Salluste is no longer in power.
579
00:50:39,418 --> 00:50:41,409
It's C�sar now, his nephew.
580
00:50:41,658 --> 00:50:43,535
C�sar! Damn!
581
00:50:43,778 --> 00:50:45,689
But I'm C�sar.
582
00:53:52,338 --> 00:53:53,817
C�sar.
- Sire?
583
00:53:54,058 --> 00:53:55,616
How much is it going to be?
584
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:59,248
About 3 to 4 million
ducats, Sire.
585
00:53:59,498 --> 00:54:03,127
The "volontary" contribution
of His Excellence, the Marquis Del Basto.
586
00:54:03,378 --> 00:54:05,528
But, Sire, I don't understand.
The Del Bastos...
587
00:54:05,528 --> 00:54:07,575
...haven't paid taxes for 300 years.
588
00:54:07,818 --> 00:54:09,570
Well, there's always
a start for everything.
589
00:54:10,698 --> 00:54:12,734
And by which right?
- By divine right.
590
00:54:12,978 --> 00:54:14,457
What are you going to do about it,
my dear Del Basto?
591
00:54:22,698 --> 00:54:24,131
Your Majesty.
592
00:54:26,538 --> 00:54:28,017
And the next gentleman.
593
00:54:28,258 --> 00:54:29,896
The rogue!
594
00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:31,491
The rogue took 5 million from me.
595
00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:33,251
I won't pay.
596
00:54:33,498 --> 00:54:36,490
I will pay, gentlemen.
But I'll have the last laugh.
597
00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:44,933
C�sar?
598
00:54:45,178 --> 00:54:46,054
Yes, Sire?
599
00:54:46,298 --> 00:54:48,289
Why are your boots always
more shiny then mine?
600
00:54:48,289 --> 00:54:50,893
Because I polish them myself, Sire.
601
00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:51,934
Yourself?
602
00:54:52,178 --> 00:54:56,137
Wait, I'll show you.
It's very simple.
603
00:54:56,378 --> 00:54:59,017
Give me your leg.
604
00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:02,170
Excellencies: the Marquis of Pri�go, the
Duke of Los Mont�s, the Duke of Sandoval.
605
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:04,727
Allow me?
606
00:55:04,978 --> 00:55:09,051
Excuse me, Sire, but
it's the only way.
607
00:55:16,778 --> 00:55:18,097
See? Every morning.
608
00:55:18,338 --> 00:55:20,488
Every morning?
- Yes, every morning.
609
00:55:20,738 --> 00:55:22,694
Ok, give me your leg.
- No.
610
00:55:22,938 --> 00:55:24,815
Yes, come on.
- Sire!
611
00:55:27,138 --> 00:55:28,856
Sire, I can't agree.
612
00:55:29,098 --> 00:55:31,453
The poor pay taxes, not the rich.
613
00:55:31,698 --> 00:55:34,371
Exactly, that wasn't very fair.
Was it, Sire?
614
00:55:34,618 --> 00:55:36,688
That's why we changed everything.
615
00:55:41,738 --> 00:55:45,014
There's a lot less gold on the scales
than before. Don't you think, , C�sar?
616
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:48,216
Yes, I think so too, Sire.
Excuse me!
617
00:55:51,538 --> 00:55:52,687
There's almost nothing.
618
00:55:57,338 --> 00:55:58,054
Ok, jump.
619
00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:09,653
Let me down.
Let me down.
620
00:56:11,098 --> 00:56:12,850
Come on, don't look like that.
621
00:56:12,850 --> 00:56:14,117
Go, Brutus.
622
00:56:14,658 --> 00:56:15,534
Your Majesty, I think...
623
00:56:15,778 --> 00:56:17,655
Enough! My horse!
624
00:56:17,898 --> 00:56:19,775
Come, I'll take you hunting.
625
00:56:20,018 --> 00:56:21,053
Sire, the Queen!
626
00:56:22,058 --> 00:56:25,050
She's waiting for you.
- Oh the Queen, the Queen!
627
00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:27,129
Just tell her I'll see her tomorrow.
628
00:56:27,378 --> 00:56:29,050
I'm going to kill 6 wolves and
then I'll be back.
629
00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:31,334
Let's go!
630
00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:45,211
Do�a Isabella?
631
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:47,289
No!
632
00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,647
Por aqui.
633
00:56:59,898 --> 00:57:00,887
Por aya!
634
00:57:01,138 --> 00:57:03,777
Your Majesty. Don C�sar.
635
00:57:18,858 --> 00:57:20,086
Was wollen sie?
636
00:57:20,338 --> 00:57:22,932
Madam, the King won't be back
until tomorrow.
637
00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:24,975
He was called away for
urgent matters of state.
638
00:57:25,218 --> 00:57:29,848
You is a bad liar.
Das ist sehr delikat.
639
00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,850
Blindman's buff play with us...
640
00:57:31,850 --> 00:57:32,972
...Don C�sar?
641
00:57:33,372 --> 00:57:34,607
Your Majesty.
642
00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:38,887
A Queen of Spain does not play
blindman's buff with a gentleman.
643
00:57:39,138 --> 00:57:40,253
Wer sagt das?
644
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:41,897
Etiquette, Madam!
645
00:57:42,138 --> 00:57:45,494
F�r dieses mal vergessen
wie die Etikette!
646
00:57:46,498 --> 00:57:49,376
Blindfold the eyes
of Etiquette.
647
00:57:49,618 --> 00:57:51,290
What? But Madam...
your Majesty, you really can't.
648
00:57:52,818 --> 00:57:55,332
But really, your Majesty.
649
00:58:49,498 --> 00:58:51,807
I'm here. Where are you?
650
00:58:56,858 --> 00:58:59,247
Where are you, my little ones?
651
00:59:02,178 --> 00:59:03,930
Por aqui, por aya!
652
00:59:06,898 --> 00:59:10,732
Por aqui, Do�a Juana!
653
00:59:11,738 --> 00:59:13,137
Yo te tengo!
654
00:59:13,378 --> 00:59:14,333
Si, si, si!
655
00:59:14,578 --> 00:59:16,614
Un poquito mas,
por favor!
656
00:59:16,858 --> 00:59:18,371
Por aqui!
657
00:59:19,738 --> 00:59:20,727
Ole!
658
00:59:22,378 --> 00:59:24,846
Who did that?
659
00:59:25,098 --> 00:59:26,417
Who dared?
660
00:59:26,658 --> 00:59:29,411
I was pushed.
661
00:59:29,658 --> 00:59:33,287
Who pushed me?
662
00:59:33,538 --> 00:59:35,130
Ah, I'm drinking water.
663
00:59:35,378 --> 00:59:36,652
I'm choking.
664
00:59:42,858 --> 00:59:43,973
Madam!
665
00:59:44,218 --> 00:59:45,173
Achtung!
666
00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:46,373
Do�a Juana!
667
00:59:46,818 --> 00:59:48,331
No, no. Don't worry.
I drowned her.
668
00:59:48,578 --> 00:59:51,490
The little brats.
They'll pay for this.
669
00:59:51,738 --> 00:59:54,093
I need to talk to your Majesty.
670
00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,568
Das ist streng verboten.
671
00:59:56,818 --> 00:59:59,127
Chhh... Chhh...
672
00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:02,609
What I'm doing is verboten.
673
01:00:02,858 --> 01:00:05,088
To deceive you. To make you think
I'm somebody I'm not.
674
01:00:05,338 --> 01:00:07,090
To accept favours
from the King while I...
675
01:00:07,338 --> 01:00:10,091
Was sagen Sie?
Ich verstehe nicht.
676
01:00:10,338 --> 01:00:13,774
Here it is. My name is not C�sar.
My name is Blaze.
677
01:00:14,018 --> 01:00:17,897
I'm not the nephew of Salluste.
I'm his servant.
678
01:00:18,138 --> 01:00:21,335
Ach... Valais!
679
01:00:21,578 --> 01:00:23,375
You're Swiss!
680
01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:26,816
And why Swiss?
Which Swiss?
681
01:00:33,018 --> 01:00:35,134
Katastrophe! Die Alte!
682
01:00:39,138 --> 01:00:41,208
Madam.
683
01:00:43,178 --> 01:00:45,248
I don't know how...
- Don C�sar!
684
01:00:45,498 --> 01:00:49,093
Ah Madam, I have to tell you.
I love you!
685
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:58,854
You're so beautiful,
so radiant, so glorious.
686
01:01:00,578 --> 01:01:03,809
Yes, yes, yes.
I have longed for you for months.
687
01:01:05,258 --> 01:01:07,328
You're not doing it on purpose.
688
01:01:07,578 --> 01:01:11,093
You're so elegant
with your precious eyes.
689
01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:13,056
Your little feet.
690
01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:16,615
Know you know everything.
691
01:01:17,738 --> 01:01:22,289
And if you now want
me to leave, I'll go.
692
01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:27,737
But you crying, Madam.
693
01:01:27,978 --> 01:01:28,967
Yes...
694
01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:31,049
Don C�sar!
695
01:01:31,298 --> 01:01:33,414
There you are.
- Shhh!
696
01:01:34,938 --> 01:01:36,371
My dear baron.
697
01:01:36,858 --> 01:01:38,086
I wanted to talk to you...
698
01:01:38,338 --> 01:01:40,693
...about my taxes.
699
01:01:40,938 --> 01:01:44,533
You must understand that it's very hard
for me to meet the requirements...
700
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:49,173
C�sar.
701
01:01:49,418 --> 01:01:52,296
I'll be yours, body and soul.
Whenever you want.
702
01:01:54,138 --> 01:01:55,491
Here's my hand.
703
01:02:03,058 --> 01:02:04,855
Why are you sighing, C�sar?
704
01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:07,771
I love you too.
705
01:02:13,538 --> 01:02:15,051
Not so fast.
706
01:02:18,098 --> 01:02:20,407
Little animal.
707
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,173
Monseigneur,
what if they recognise you?
708
01:02:58,418 --> 01:03:01,330
6 months in exile.
Everybody has forgotten about me.
709
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:04,046
Wait for me down by the city wall.
I'll join the procession.
710
01:03:04,298 --> 01:03:07,096
Blaze will definitely be there. Go!
711
01:03:23,858 --> 01:03:27,612
Hey, Blaze!
Is that you?
712
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,208
No.
713
01:03:34,818 --> 01:03:38,652
Hey, C�sar!
Is that you?
714
01:03:39,258 --> 01:03:40,930
No, it's not him.
715
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,610
Guess why the minister
isn't here?
716
01:03:49,858 --> 01:03:51,576
He's with the King, as always.
717
01:03:51,818 --> 01:03:54,127
You know what he made him do?
718
01:03:54,378 --> 01:03:56,175
Yet another law.
719
01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:58,613
Now, when you kill a servant,
you have to declare it.
720
01:04:02,778 --> 01:04:04,655
Blaze!
721
01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:10,486
C�sar!
- C�sar! There's no doubt about it.
722
01:04:10,486 --> 01:04:12,708
We must attack him in the back.
723
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:18,294
A conspiracy against Blaze?
They're going to ruin it for me.
724
01:04:18,038 --> 01:04:22,134
I never thought we'd miss Salluste
that old bastard.
725
01:04:23,778 --> 01:04:25,496
At least, he only stole from the poor.
726
01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:27,376
The safest way is poison.
727
01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:31,018
Tomorrow is his birthday.
It's now or never.
728
01:04:31,018 --> 01:04:32,453
We'll make him eat
a big poisonous cake.
729
01:04:47,778 --> 01:04:49,496
Idiot.
730
01:04:49,738 --> 01:04:51,535
But it wasn't me.
731
01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:58,050
Del Basto!
Sandoval!
732
01:05:15,098 --> 01:05:17,817
Well? What time tomorrow?
733
01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:21,095
3 o'clock at my place.
At 4, everything will be over.
734
01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:25,653
Pri�go!
735
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:29,332
Los Mont�s!
736
01:05:44,138 --> 01:05:46,094
What? Paf!
737
01:05:48,138 --> 01:05:49,491
That, hop!
738
01:05:53,698 --> 01:05:55,689
Another conspiracy.
This time, they want to kill Blaze.
739
01:05:55,938 --> 01:05:59,726
I absolutely have to prevent that
or my plan will not work out.
740
01:06:02,818 --> 01:06:04,854
The mute. The mute.
741
01:06:05,098 --> 01:06:06,247
The mute.
742
01:06:06,498 --> 01:06:08,568
And he's deaf too.
743
01:06:14,658 --> 01:06:16,455
I'm listening.
744
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:20,094
You're talking too fast.
745
01:06:20,338 --> 01:06:21,054
Repeat.
746
01:06:26,298 --> 01:06:28,937
Don't shout like that.
I'm not deaf.
747
01:06:30,938 --> 01:06:32,166
But I don't hear anything.
What's he saying?
748
01:06:32,418 --> 01:06:34,886
Stay out of the conversation.
749
01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:36,093
And you, continue.
750
01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:38,693
Reforms.
751
01:06:38,938 --> 01:06:40,929
He's introducing reforms.
752
01:06:42,218 --> 01:06:45,255
That's why they want to make
him eat the big cake.
753
01:06:47,058 --> 01:06:49,618
No... Not to make him gain weight, idiot.
To poison him.
754
01:06:49,858 --> 01:06:53,248
I have to stop him from eating
it at any price.
755
01:06:53,498 --> 01:06:55,136
But why?
Because, you idiot...
756
01:06:55,378 --> 01:06:58,973
...because if they kill my poor little Blaze
tomorrow, I can't make the King...
757
01:06:59,218 --> 01:07:02,574
...catch them in the Queen's bed.
758
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:05,855
My servant cheating on the King,
that will be my revenge.
759
01:07:42,418 --> 01:07:45,251
For you, C�sar,
my best bull.
760
01:07:45,498 --> 01:07:47,773
Look!
Look how fierce he is.
761
01:07:48,018 --> 01:07:49,337
I put him under your name.
762
01:07:53,338 --> 01:07:56,853
Pri�go, 3 months ago, I took your gold.
Now you're offering me your best bull.
763
01:07:57,098 --> 01:07:58,417
What does it mean?
764
01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,853
It means, hombre, that I don't
have any hard feelings.
765
01:08:01,098 --> 01:08:04,886
Come with me. There are more
suprises waiting for you.
766
01:08:32,224 --> 01:08:33,543
Cyanide.
767
01:08:36,664 --> 01:08:38,541
I caught you red-handed.
768
01:08:38,784 --> 01:08:39,819
Animal! Oaf!
769
01:08:40,064 --> 01:08:40,860
Rascal!
770
01:08:41,744 --> 01:08:45,054
Wait a moment.
Come with me.
771
01:08:45,304 --> 01:08:47,420
I'm taking you to Don Marquis de Pri�go.
- No. Not the Marquis.
772
01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:49,620
He'll have you flogged.
The guests will have fun.
773
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,297
No, listen, listen, listen, your cream...
774
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,058
...isn't sweet, it's salty.
775
01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:56,374
Salty?
- It's salty.
776
01:08:56,624 --> 01:08:58,660
It's sweet.
777
01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:01,020
It's salty.
Yumm, yumm, yumm.
778
01:09:01,264 --> 01:09:03,983
Go on, more.
779
01:10:19,704 --> 01:10:20,659
The Marquis!
780
01:10:20,904 --> 01:10:22,132
A lackey?
781
01:10:29,824 --> 01:10:32,782
What are you doing, Monseigneur?
- Hide me and dance! Quickly.
782
01:10:34,024 --> 01:10:37,334
You have some guts.
To bother me among MY friends...
783
01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:39,095
...on MY birthday.
784
01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,133
Enjoy your birthday. It's your last one.
- What?
785
01:10:42,384 --> 01:10:45,535
Your birthday cake
has been poisoned.
786
01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,662
Eat as little of it as you can and gain
some time. I'll look after the rest.
787
01:10:48,904 --> 01:10:52,260
They're trying to kill me? Who?
- Your friends.
788
01:10:52,504 --> 01:10:53,414
C�sar!
789
01:10:53,664 --> 01:10:55,382
There they are.
Tell me off.
790
01:10:55,624 --> 01:10:56,943
Ok, C�sar, are you coming?
791
01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:59,254
Take that, villain!
And that, scoundrel.
792
01:10:59,504 --> 01:11:00,857
Not so hard.
- Take that.
793
01:11:01,984 --> 01:11:03,258
Ouch!
794
01:11:08,184 --> 01:11:09,094
Enough!
795
01:11:14,424 --> 01:11:16,858
C�sar, come and cut your cake.
796
01:11:17,104 --> 01:11:19,095
With pleasure.
I'm very touched.
797
01:11:19,344 --> 01:11:22,700
Between friends,
this is a delicate matter.
798
01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:24,696
If there were less flies,
it would be perfect.
799
01:11:24,944 --> 01:11:27,060
It's true. It has to do
with the weather.
800
01:11:27,304 --> 01:11:30,979
I need to gain some time...
Ok, never mind.
801
01:11:31,224 --> 01:11:36,252
There are not that many...
No, but look.
802
01:11:36,504 --> 01:11:38,813
See how many flies there are?
803
01:11:39,064 --> 01:11:41,817
Look, oh, look.
Don't move.
804
01:11:42,064 --> 01:11:44,419
Don't move.
Don't move.
805
01:11:44,664 --> 01:11:45,619
Look!
806
01:11:46,144 --> 01:11:47,543
There it is.
807
01:11:47,784 --> 01:11:50,093
It wants to taste my cake.
See?
808
01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,382
She's dead.
809
01:11:54,264 --> 01:11:57,097
How strange.
- What are you waiting for?
810
01:11:57,344 --> 01:11:59,175
Cut your cake and eat it.
811
01:12:00,064 --> 01:12:01,543
For such a fine cake...
812
01:12:01,543 --> 01:12:03,183
...we need a fine knife.
813
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,779
Enjoy, gentlemen.
814
01:12:08,779 --> 01:12:09,608
Treason.
815
01:12:17,784 --> 01:12:19,581
Leave him to me.
816
01:12:52,984 --> 01:12:53,700
Salluste!
817
01:13:06,984 --> 01:13:08,219
Quickly. Over here.
818
01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:13,708
There!
819
01:13:31,544 --> 01:13:33,580
Silence.
- Death to him!
820
01:13:33,824 --> 01:13:36,861
Gentlemen, I offer you an execution.
And not of the bull.
821
01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:56,699
Hey!
822
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:03,940
Hey!
823
01:14:04,184 --> 01:14:05,219
Ole!
824
01:14:06,304 --> 01:14:07,259
Ole!
825
01:14:17,944 --> 01:14:19,263
Ole!
826
01:14:28,384 --> 01:14:30,818
Gentlemen, our turn.
827
01:15:11,024 --> 01:15:12,013
Quickly!
828
01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:16,263
Hurry! Hurry!
829
01:15:44,184 --> 01:15:46,015
Thank you, Monseigneur,
you saved me.
830
01:15:46,015 --> 01:15:46,708
You are...
831
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,277
You are... erm...
832
01:15:48,508 --> 01:15:51,418
You're my prisoner, come on.
- But, Monseigneur...
833
01:15:51,664 --> 01:15:55,543
What's gotten into you?
Let go of me.
834
01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:56,853
Dump him in there.
835
01:15:57,824 --> 01:15:59,542
Monseigneur, how can you?
836
01:16:39,504 --> 01:16:41,335
Shh!
837
01:16:41,784 --> 01:16:43,854
Shhhh! Enough.
838
01:16:47,264 --> 01:16:49,141
Enough now.
839
01:16:50,624 --> 01:16:52,137
That's enough now, ok?
840
01:16:52,224 --> 01:16:54,901
Look there.
841
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,736
The Queen's there...
842
01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:59,657
Come on, cooperate or I'll
pull out a feather.
843
01:16:59,904 --> 01:17:02,293
The Queen's up there.
844
01:17:02,544 --> 01:17:04,455
Window with balcony.
845
01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:06,057
Look up there.
Very good.
846
01:17:06,304 --> 01:17:09,262
Now repeat after me one last...
Are you listening?
847
01:17:09,504 --> 01:17:11,938
Repeat one last time.
Go on, talk.
848
01:17:12,184 --> 01:17:14,823
Tatatatalk! Go on! Go on!
849
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:17,976
Shit!
- Rude creature.
850
01:17:18,224 --> 01:17:21,216
Considering what I paid you...
Don't repeat that.
851
01:17:21,464 --> 01:17:24,103
Talk!
Tttttt! Talk!
852
01:17:31,664 --> 01:17:33,620
Ok, now repeat after me.
853
01:17:33,864 --> 01:17:36,742
C�sar sent me.
Come on.
854
01:17:36,984 --> 01:17:38,497
C�sar sent me.
855
01:17:38,744 --> 01:17:41,212
Very good. Perfect.
And what do you say next?
856
01:17:41,464 --> 01:17:42,374
Yo te quiero.
857
01:17:42,624 --> 01:17:45,422
Not in Spanish, in German.
She's German.
858
01:17:45,664 --> 01:17:47,256
Ich liebe dich.
859
01:17:47,504 --> 01:17:48,459
Ich li...
860
01:17:48,704 --> 01:17:51,059
Ich liebe dich, go on!
861
01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:52,453
Hop!
862
01:17:55,424 --> 01:17:56,903
Here!
863
01:17:57,704 --> 01:17:59,376
No, not that window.
864
01:18:11,064 --> 01:18:13,658
What's it doing with the old woman?
What's it telling her?
865
01:18:13,904 --> 01:18:17,021
C�sar sent me.
866
01:18:17,264 --> 01:18:18,936
C�sar!
867
01:18:28,664 --> 01:18:31,736
And what else?
Tomorrow evening?
868
01:18:33,424 --> 01:18:35,984
In the Cabeza Negra inn?
869
01:18:36,224 --> 01:18:38,294
He'll wait for you.
- He'll wait?
870
01:18:38,544 --> 01:18:40,694
Jawohl, mein Lieber!
871
01:18:58,377 --> 01:19:00,801
What's that noise?
It's so loud.
872
01:19:03,144 --> 01:19:05,374
You made a mistake. Come here.
873
01:19:06,984 --> 01:19:09,657
The Queen is there, up there. Go on.
874
01:19:15,824 --> 01:19:17,815
Ist da jemand im Garten?
875
01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:22,023
Ach! Was f�r
ein sch�ner Papagei!
876
01:19:22,264 --> 01:19:24,061
Speak!
Tell her.
877
01:19:30,344 --> 01:19:31,743
Ich liebe dich.
878
01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:32,700
Wirklich?
879
01:19:32,944 --> 01:19:37,222
Ich bin
sent by Don C�sarrr!
880
01:19:37,464 --> 01:19:39,261
Don C�sar, are you zere?
881
01:19:40,144 --> 01:19:41,338
Yo te quiero.
882
01:19:41,584 --> 01:19:44,781
Stupid animal.
Wait until I get my hands on you.
883
01:19:45,024 --> 01:19:47,697
Was f�r eine gute Idee!
884
01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:50,060
Das ist ganz romantisch!
885
01:19:52,064 --> 01:19:54,134
Don C�sar, are you valling?
886
01:19:54,384 --> 01:19:57,615
Nein, mein liebe,
ich bin konfortabel!
887
01:20:03,224 --> 01:20:07,103
Kommen Sie see mich... me...
888
01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:10,654
Tomorrow evening,
The Cabeza Negra inn.
889
01:20:11,584 --> 01:20:15,577
Ein rendezvous.
Das ist eine grosse folly.
890
01:20:15,824 --> 01:20:18,019
Nein!
Little folly!
891
01:20:18,264 --> 01:20:20,619
Can I count on you?
892
01:20:20,784 --> 01:20:21,614
Count?
893
01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:25,572
Count:
Ein, zwei, drei.
894
01:20:25,824 --> 01:20:28,054
Ya, I'll be zere.
895
01:20:28,304 --> 01:20:30,738
Ach, she'll be zere!
896
01:20:33,424 --> 01:20:35,892
Gute Nacht, Don C�sar.
897
01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:40,815
Auf Wiedersehen!
898
01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:04,344
An anonymous letter for the King.
899
01:21:12,384 --> 01:21:14,978
An anonymous letter for the King.
900
01:21:19,504 --> 01:21:21,699
Sire, you're too strong for me.
901
01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:23,584
An anonymous letter for the King.
902
01:21:28,064 --> 01:21:29,133
An anonymous letter?
903
01:21:34,144 --> 01:21:37,853
Sire, your Majesty's a cuckold.
904
01:21:38,104 --> 01:21:40,413
What? Me?
905
01:21:40,664 --> 01:21:43,417
Yes, you.
The Queen's cheating on you.
906
01:21:43,664 --> 01:21:46,224
With who?
With Don C�sar.
907
01:21:46,464 --> 01:21:47,738
The traitor.
908
01:21:47,984 --> 01:21:50,542
The Queen's going to meet him
this evening...
909
01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:52,857
...in the Cabeza Negra inn...
910
01:21:52,857 --> 01:21:57,494
...and in a moment, she'll come in
and tell you...
911
01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,213
Your Majesty.
912
01:22:03,784 --> 01:22:06,059
Your Majesty, meine papa ill.
913
01:22:06,304 --> 01:22:09,216
Going to Bavaria,
can I? Bitte?
914
01:22:09,464 --> 01:22:11,739
And when do you want to leave?
915
01:22:11,984 --> 01:22:13,497
Tonight.
916
01:22:13,744 --> 01:22:16,133
The sooner I leave,
the sooner I'll be back.
917
01:22:16,384 --> 01:22:17,737
Go, Madam.
918
01:22:19,104 --> 01:22:22,335
And know that my thoughts will
follow your every step.
919
01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:25,382
Danke,
mein geliebter K�nig.
920
01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:59,416
I don't understand it anymore.
921
01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:01,575
You will understand.
922
01:23:10,984 --> 01:23:13,498
Listen to me: you save me,
you kidnap me, you tie me up...
923
01:23:13,744 --> 01:23:15,621
...and you save me.
Why?
924
01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:17,422
Mmm? Well?
925
01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:18,653
Be careful.
926
01:23:18,904 --> 01:23:21,737
What are you cooking up?
Old bastard.
927
01:23:21,984 --> 01:23:23,781
I'll tell you.
928
01:23:24,024 --> 01:23:27,494
So I clean up my pawn.
929
01:23:27,744 --> 01:23:28,699
I'm cleaning my pawn..
930
01:23:28,944 --> 01:23:31,538
Ok!
931
01:23:31,784 --> 01:23:33,695
Look.
932
01:23:35,184 --> 01:23:36,936
Remember that?
933
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:40,381
Oh no, no!
Yes! Yes! Oh yes!
934
01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,661
It hurts.
Doesn't it hurt?
935
01:23:43,904 --> 01:23:46,418
I put perfume on my pawn.
936
01:23:46,664 --> 01:23:48,177
There!
937
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,860
I'm pampering my pawn.
938
01:23:53,544 --> 01:23:57,981
I'm making it beautiful.
Irresistible.
939
01:24:01,184 --> 01:24:02,333
Not happy?
940
01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:06,213
Ok, finished. There. How beautiful.
Madam, look how beautiful he is.
941
01:24:10,664 --> 01:24:11,619
That's 3 times.
942
01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:14,936
In 40 years, never.
Today, 3 times.
943
01:24:14,936 --> 01:24:16,219
Me, a Grandee, kicked in the butt...
944
01:24:16,464 --> 01:24:17,897
...by a lackey.
945
01:24:18,144 --> 01:24:19,708
A commoner's butt is as good
as the butt of a Grandee.
946
01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:20,852
But tell me...
947
01:24:21,704 --> 01:24:25,014
But your head...
it's enormous.
948
01:24:25,264 --> 01:24:27,380
I'm going to have you arrested.
You're no longer minister.
949
01:24:34,224 --> 01:24:35,862
I'm gagging my pawn...
950
01:24:36,104 --> 01:24:39,779
Ho ho! Ho ho!
Mmh! Mmh!
951
01:24:40,024 --> 01:24:42,254
And I'm calming my pawn.
952
01:24:43,904 --> 01:24:45,303
Careful...
953
01:24:45,544 --> 01:24:46,579
And finished.
954
01:25:06,224 --> 01:25:07,623
Mute! One-eyed man!
955
01:25:07,864 --> 01:25:09,980
Mute! One-eyed man!
956
01:25:11,184 --> 01:25:13,220
Yes, Monseigneur?
- Still nobody? - No.
957
01:25:13,464 --> 01:25:15,534
Open your eyes, you.
958
01:25:15,984 --> 01:25:18,020
And you: hop!
959
01:25:39,684 --> 01:25:41,542
Speak.
960
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,577
A mute! That's just my luck.
961
01:26:06,344 --> 01:26:07,777
Ouch!
962
01:26:22,704 --> 01:26:24,456
Don't look.
There's nobody.
963
01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:25,779
Go on, go on.
964
01:26:32,344 --> 01:26:33,299
Malaga.
965
01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:37,862
Don't worry.
You're going to sleep well.
966
01:26:39,184 --> 01:26:41,937
And later, in that bed,
when you wake up...
967
01:26:41,937 --> 01:26:44,300
...there will be a surprise.
968
01:26:48,264 --> 01:26:49,936
Don't move.
969
01:26:50,184 --> 01:26:53,972
I have to make myself beautiful too.
I'll be back in 5 minutes.
970
01:27:09,744 --> 01:27:11,097
But who are you?
971
01:27:11,584 --> 01:27:13,540
Don C�sar.
972
01:27:14,184 --> 01:27:16,414
The real one.
973
01:27:35,704 --> 01:27:36,693
There's somebody.
974
01:28:08,944 --> 01:28:10,013
Mi amor!
975
01:28:11,944 --> 01:28:13,423
Mi tesoro!
976
01:28:14,944 --> 01:28:16,536
Mi hombre!
977
01:29:37,104 --> 01:29:38,139
Mommy!
978
01:29:38,384 --> 01:29:40,898
The parrot told me everything.
979
01:29:41,144 --> 01:29:44,454
Oh yes? But be still, there's somebody
under the bed who can hear you.
980
01:29:46,704 --> 01:29:50,743
Ah, this room, this love nest,
the flowers, the dinner.
981
01:29:50,984 --> 01:29:55,375
Oh, bite me again,
little animal.
982
01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:57,935
What if we drank...
983
01:29:58,184 --> 01:29:59,697
...something first?
984
01:29:59,944 --> 01:30:01,172
Big fool!
985
01:30:01,424 --> 01:30:03,813
Are you trying to get me drunk?
986
01:30:04,064 --> 01:30:06,737
You first.
- After you, Juanita. Mi corazon!
987
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,539
Monseigneur!
988
01:30:23,784 --> 01:30:24,660
What is it?
989
01:30:24,304 --> 01:30:26,383
What's happening?
990
01:30:26,624 --> 01:30:28,137
The mute has been attacked.
991
01:30:28,384 --> 01:30:30,295
Blaze! It must be him.
992
01:30:39,624 --> 01:30:40,420
The old woman!
993
01:30:42,024 --> 01:30:43,821
What's she doing there?
994
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,861
But who is she?
- The due�a.
995
01:30:46,104 --> 01:30:48,664
But where's the Queen?
And Blaze, where is he?
996
01:30:50,424 --> 01:30:53,063
He got away.
- He can't be far.
997
01:30:53,304 --> 01:30:55,534
Ok, listen.
Go find him.
998
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:58,503
I need him in this bed right away.
Go!
999
01:30:59,824 --> 01:31:02,019
You this way,
me that way.
1000
01:31:05,824 --> 01:31:09,497
Let go of me.
Come here.
1001
01:31:40,184 --> 01:31:41,936
You're strong.
1002
01:31:43,104 --> 01:31:45,015
Love me.
1003
01:31:45,624 --> 01:31:48,092
No, I don't, come on.
1004
01:31:48,224 --> 01:31:49,257
What is that?
1005
01:31:50,904 --> 01:31:53,054
Go to sleep.
1006
01:32:27,424 --> 01:32:30,143
Who is it?
1007
01:32:30,384 --> 01:32:32,579
Ich bin es, Don C�sar.
1008
01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:39,577
Ein Moment, bitte!
1009
01:32:47,504 --> 01:32:51,019
Kommen Sie, mein Liebling.
1010
01:33:01,264 --> 01:33:02,140
It's done, Monseigneur!
1011
01:33:02,384 --> 01:33:03,453
Shht!
1012
01:33:03,704 --> 01:33:05,820
I found him.
- Where is he?
1013
01:33:06,064 --> 01:33:08,624
I knocked him out and put him
back in the bed, like you said.
1014
01:33:08,864 --> 01:33:10,343
Bravo!
Help me.
1015
01:33:30,104 --> 01:33:32,060
Ah! C�sar,
my nephew.
1016
01:33:33,424 --> 01:33:35,654
But you made a mistake, idiot.
1017
01:33:35,904 --> 01:33:38,338
But he's your nephew.
1018
01:33:38,584 --> 01:33:41,542
I sent him to the Berbers. I got
money from them. I spent it all. All gone.
1019
01:33:41,784 --> 01:33:43,979
Where did you find him?
1020
01:33:44,224 --> 01:33:45,373
There, in the hall.
1021
01:33:45,624 --> 01:33:48,457
He escaped.
I'm going crazy.
1022
01:33:48,704 --> 01:33:50,183
Let's put him near the old woman.
1023
01:34:06,544 --> 01:34:08,819
Your Majesty, my Queen,
mein Liebling.
1024
01:34:09,064 --> 01:34:11,862
You must wake up.
Wake up. Wake up quickly.
1025
01:34:14,784 --> 01:34:16,217
One!
1026
01:34:16,464 --> 01:34:17,340
Two!
1027
01:34:24,264 --> 01:34:27,973
Your Majesty, your Majesty.
- Ich liebe dich, C�sar.
1028
01:34:28,224 --> 01:34:30,579
You don't understand
He wants us to be caught.
1029
01:34:30,824 --> 01:34:33,292
K�ssen sie mich!
- What "K�ssen sie mich"? Ah yes, kiss.
1030
01:34:33,294 --> 01:34:38,378
Yes, your Majesty, I'd like to.
but this is not the moment...
1031
01:34:43,504 --> 01:34:46,814
I need Blaze.
But where is he?
1032
01:34:55,544 --> 01:34:57,375
There he is.
You said he wasn't there.
1033
01:34:57,624 --> 01:34:58,739
I don't understand.
1034
01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:03,582
There. Look.
1035
01:35:04,664 --> 01:35:07,701
She like this and he like that.
1036
01:35:20,224 --> 01:35:22,613
C�sar, I love you.
1037
01:35:44,984 --> 01:35:46,053
On the ground.
1038
01:35:50,864 --> 01:35:53,219
C�sar! C�sar!
1039
01:35:53,264 --> 01:35:54,817
Come!
1040
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:56,978
Your Majesty!
1041
01:36:02,544 --> 01:36:04,136
Search the house and bring
everybody to me.
1042
01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:05,339
Come on, hurry.
1043
01:36:05,584 --> 01:36:06,903
Salluste!
1044
01:36:07,144 --> 01:36:09,180
What are you doing here?
1045
01:36:12,544 --> 01:36:14,535
Where's the Queen?
1046
01:36:15,464 --> 01:36:17,694
Did his Majesty receive
my anonymous letter?
1047
01:36:17,824 --> 01:36:19,708
Where's the Queen?
1048
01:36:20,624 --> 01:36:23,377
Upstairs, Sire.
Let me show you.
1049
01:36:30,104 --> 01:36:31,173
Hurry.
1050
01:36:33,464 --> 01:36:34,533
Careful.
1051
01:36:47,944 --> 01:36:51,300
So we agree, don't we?
I did you a very big favour.
1052
01:36:51,544 --> 01:36:55,617
You repudiate the Queen and give me back
my titles, my money, my Fleece.
1053
01:36:57,944 --> 01:36:59,935
Here we are.
1054
01:37:20,024 --> 01:37:22,254
Sire, you here?
1055
01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:26,941
Wake up, Juanita, my little
angel. The King is here.
1056
01:37:27,184 --> 01:37:28,139
Oh, Sire!
1057
01:37:28,384 --> 01:37:31,182
Do�a Juana, have you no shame?
1058
01:37:31,424 --> 01:37:33,779
Oh no, Sire!
1059
01:37:34,024 --> 01:37:35,616
And you?
1060
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,658
Where's the Queen?
- The Queen, here?
1061
01:37:40,904 --> 01:37:43,577
She left for Bavaria, Sire.
because of her father...
1062
01:37:43,824 --> 01:37:44,734
...who's ill.
1063
01:37:44,984 --> 01:37:48,420
That's why Do�a Juana and I...
1064
01:37:48,664 --> 01:37:50,620
We used the opportunity.
1065
01:38:32,344 --> 01:38:33,094
Tell me, Salluste.
1066
01:38:34,624 --> 01:38:38,219
That's enough. You're in the room
of a young girl.
1067
01:38:38,464 --> 01:38:39,613
Sire!
1068
01:38:39,864 --> 01:38:42,742
I'm no longer a young girl.
1069
01:38:42,984 --> 01:38:44,815
Marry us.
- No. Oh! Oh!
1070
01:38:45,064 --> 01:38:49,182
I mean...
I'll explain, Sire.
1071
01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:50,493
Let's wait and see.
1072
01:38:50,744 --> 01:38:54,623
There's nobody else. We searched
everything. We only found these two.
1073
01:38:56,064 --> 01:38:57,577
Who are these two men?
1074
01:38:57,824 --> 01:38:58,779
Salluste!
1075
01:38:59,224 --> 01:39:01,419
Where is he?
1076
01:39:04,744 --> 01:39:05,699
Giddyup.
1077
01:39:13,624 --> 01:39:15,137
C�sar.
1078
01:39:15,384 --> 01:39:17,420
K�ssen Sie mich!
1079
01:39:17,664 --> 01:39:19,017
What did she say?
1080
01:39:19,264 --> 01:39:21,141
Kiss her, idiot.
1081
01:39:30,264 --> 01:39:31,663
Salluste!
1082
01:39:31,904 --> 01:39:32,620
Where are you going?
1083
01:39:32,864 --> 01:39:35,617
Nowhere, Sire.
1084
01:39:36,224 --> 01:39:38,579
I was looking for you,
your Majesty.
1085
01:39:38,824 --> 01:39:39,859
Well, Salluste?
1086
01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:43,497
Am I a cuckold?
1087
01:40:03,824 --> 01:40:08,373
Wait!
1088
01:40:22,344 --> 01:40:24,016
Look who's coming.
1089
01:40:24,264 --> 01:40:26,095
Look who's there.
1090
01:40:26,464 --> 01:40:27,658
The Grandees.
1091
01:40:42,417 --> 01:40:47,176
I have the trendiest penal colony
in the whole Sahara.
1092
01:41:01,504 --> 01:41:03,256
Anyway, we're not going
to hang around here long.
1093
01:41:03,504 --> 01:41:06,621
I have a little plan to escape.
We're going back to Madrid.
1094
01:41:06,864 --> 01:41:08,297
We'll work together.
1095
01:41:08,544 --> 01:41:12,583
The King repudiates the Queen.
The old woman marries the parrot.
1096
01:41:12,824 --> 01:41:15,054
C�sar becomes King.
I marry him...
1097
01:41:15,304 --> 01:41:16,703
...and then I'll be Queen.
1098
01:41:18,184 --> 01:41:21,620
Listen, Salluste, isn't your head
becoming...
1099
01:41:21,864 --> 01:41:23,775
...very big sometimes?
Do you know what I mean?
1100
01:41:25,224 --> 01:41:28,216
But what are you doing here
then, my dear C�sar?
1101
01:41:28,464 --> 01:41:30,819
His name is not C�sar.
It's Blaze.
1102
01:41:31,464 --> 01:41:34,854
The King said to me: "You can choose.
Either you marry Do�a Juana...
1103
01:41:35,104 --> 01:41:36,776
...or you go to the Berbers.
1104
01:41:37,024 --> 01:41:37,854
And?
1105
01:41:38,104 --> 01:41:39,678
And the Berbers it was.
1106
01:41:42,224 --> 01:41:43,737
Yoho!
1107
01:41:43,984 --> 01:41:45,337
C�sar!
1108
01:41:45,584 --> 01:41:46,699
Oh no!
1109
01:41:46,944 --> 01:41:47,660
The old woman!
1110
01:41:47,904 --> 01:41:50,054
C�sar! C�sar!
1111
01:41:50,304 --> 01:41:52,977
I'm here!
It's me!
1112
01:41:53,224 --> 01:41:54,498
Oh no!
1113
01:41:54,744 --> 01:41:57,178
Oh no, help!
1114
01:42:05,704 --> 01:42:06,659
Help!
1115
01:42:06,904 --> 01:42:11,022
C�sar, wait for me,
my love.
1116
01:42:12,305 --> 01:42:18,368
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