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MIDDLE EAST 1997

Zero Alpha Falcon is safe.

I repeat. Falcon is safe.

I count 10 I'll tell you what you must know.

If not ...

number 10 will be the last you'll hear.

One two three four ...

Five, six, seven, eight ...

Grenade! Sir, back!

Damn! Not provided it.

How I provided?

Merlin, I apologize that you have put in this position.

You trained him well.

James.

Your training is complete.

Welcome to Kingsman,

- Lancelot. - Mr.

I will personally take care of this mess.

LONDON

I regret that your husband's bravery can not be made public. Understand.

How to understand if I do not zice�i anything?

You do not even know if it was his team.

Sorry, but I can not say more.

I want to give you this medal for bravery. On the back is a number.

As a gesture of gratitude I would like to offer you ...

Let's call it a favor, your choice.

Just tell the operator "Oxford Brogue not." We know that you are you.

I do not want your help. I want my husband back.

What is your name, young man?

- Eggsy. - Hi, Eggsy.

And I can see?

Take care of it, Eggsy, right?

And you watch and your mother.

Kingsman: SECRET SERVICE

ARGENTINA 17 YEARS LATER

Sorry, Professor Arnold. Still less.

I received precise instructions you should never do evil.

We deceived, are professor. I have no money.

It's not about the money. The head wants to speak with you our.

- I must lini�teasc� this? - Coming soon and explain.

We like whiskey? Red, bring a Dalmore in '62.

Whiskey that's great. You will like.

I think it's too much If you ask for a cup of sugar.

Professor Arnold, I've come to take you home.

Dalmore 1962. Ver�i it is a sin to not believe?

Want to hold this?

Thx.

Everything is clean.

A welcome to my liking.

I can not stand the sight of blood. If I see a drop of blood, ready.

I'm about to throw up.

Sorry I had to be a witness the whole thing disappointing

neinvita�i due to the guests.

But I promise that until I for whom work

you and I will be very good friends.

At the store, please.

Arthur's dining room, sir.

- Arthur. - Galahad.

The others began to wonder If we do a double toast.

Gentlemen, I'm 17 years The last time I used it.

Lancelot was an exceptionally agent And a true Kingsman.

His presence will be missing.

- For Lancelot. - For Lancelot.

I will begin the selection process Lancelot for replacement tomorrow.

I want everyone to propose a candidate And to report it to the panel.

Not later than 9 am GMT. Thank you.

Merlin enters.

Lancelot investigate a group of mercenaries the experiment biological weapons.

Glasses, gentlemen, please.

2012. Uganda synthetic cathinone.

Put into water supplies guerrilla army bases.

Rabies, cannibalism, many deaths.

2013. Chechen insurgents returned against one another.

It seems the work of these mercenaries, but not found any chemical agent.

What happened with Lancelot?

I located this property in Argentina.

While the prosecution had discovered a kidnapping.

So that put a solitary operation giving wrong.

- That's his last transmission. - "The hostage is Professor J. Arnold".

- Who is it? - An expert who proposed a theory

that regenerates the world alone, or something.

Curious fact is that not missing.

That's Professor Arnold the university today morning.

It's all yours.

And do not forget to propose candidate.

This time try to choose a more suitable candidate.

17 years Yet're not in step with the times?

Let me remind you that you would not be here if it was not him.

It was a Kingsman like any of them. Even more.

But it was not just one of us.

Recognize, Galahad, Your little experiment has failed.

With all due respect, Arthur, you are a snob.

"With respect?"

The world is changing.

There's a reason for that aristocra�ii have deficiencies.

Eggsy?

Eggsy, come here.

- Did you toilet paper? - Does Not.

Why do not you mother a favor to descend and bring them.

Bring you.

Thi-I said do not talk to Dean so.

You're three. Why not go Poodle?

Take A Look. Take this money And buy get your sweets.

And you standby your mother.

Thx.

Come here.

What?

Here You Go.

Is better?

- A mistreating your mother? - Low self-esteem.

- That's his problem. - His mother is good.

- Do not mind. - That's fine.

One of these days I'll break front.

You're crazy? He just waiting to beat you And claims to not know anything

about it.

Do you think that one can say we And we will not do anything

because our head And banging his mother Eggsy?

- Cam so, yes. - Go, not worth it.

You have abused our reception. Who left.

What?

I Regret.

Yes, go.

There was no point.

It's cold. Why walk?

- You stole the car keys? - Yup. And now we take the car.

Gr�be�te up!

Wait for me here!

Descend rapidly from my car!

Hey!

It's better to get out ...

Let's go!

Yes, Dean, I am. Eggsy just stole my car.

Yes, I am out of the bar. He did laps under my nose and left.

How to leave him? Does not respect me.

And you do not get no respect.

Hold On! What's this?

Apart, hands on your head!

Those are some parasites removed. Should I strive�ti.

Ought to do many things.

- Lower the car in! - I got it. Get off!

I told you to get off the car!

Eggsy, there is a code of honor.

If you do not tell me the names of boys which were go down.

It's up to you.

Am I entitled to a phone?

Ringing have your mother and tell her that you'll be late 18 months for dinner.

Service complaints. What can help.

My name Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin.

I'm at the police station and told my mother to call this number when I have problems.

You have the wrong number.

Wait.

"Oxford Brogue not."

Reclama�ia was noted. We hope you will never miss again as a client.

Yup.

What?

I ... Okay.

I understand.

Eggsy.

You want a ride home?

- You're who? - He who has freed you.

That's not an answer.

A little gratitude would be good.

My name is Harry Hart. I have your necklace that I gave.

Your father saved my life.

So before you get tailor you were in the military?

- As an officer? - Not really.

- You were in Iraq? - Sorry, Eggsy, it's top secret.

But my father did to save lives.

The day your father died, I lost something.

If it was not his courage, my people had died my fault.

I owe.

Your father was a brave man, good.

When I read your file, I think you have not got good decisions.

- Do not talk like that. - Do you have a high IQ and excellent results.

Drugs minor offenses, no job ...

- You think you find yourself more jobs here? - Does not explain why you dropped hobbies.

First at the regional gymnastics, two consecutive years.

Coach has chosen to participate the Olympics.

When growing up with a father like mine Quick dezvol�i other hobbies.

Of Course. It's always someone else to blame.

Who's fault if you abandoned marina? You dropped by half.

Crazy mother. He said to me not lose that and my father.

Why judge me a snob like you ivory towers?

Without you wonder why we do this? We have no choice, believe me.

Since we had and we stuck a broom in the ass We do like you.

If not better.

What bail here? You mi�to me?

- Althea young people who talk? - There are exceptions. Let's go.

Nonsense. We have not finished beverages.

When you stole the car, Dean does not care about what your mother says.

Listen, boys ... I had a emotional.

Whatever dispute Eggsy I am sure it is well founded.

I would greatly appreciate If we leave in peace

finish up delicious pint of Guinness.

Gives off, Grandpa.

Glume�te No, you should go.

Excuse me.

If bail issues We at Smith.

Manners ...

define ...

the man.

You know the significance?

I'll show you.

Sit here all day, or fight?

AME�IRE

Amnesia

Sorry about that.

I needed a bit of respect.

Died yesterday a friend of mine.

And he knew your father.

Sorry, Eggsy.

- I should have been doing in your face. - No, I will not say anything. I Swear.

- I can pertain mouth closed. - You will not tell anyone?

Never Again.

- Promising? - All my life.

Thank ��i, Eggsy.

You are right with snobs, but and exceptions.

Good luck.

Preview movie about Valentine took place last night in Hollywood.

The story of billionaire expect receive an award this season.

A notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea,

still missing three days from her concert.

There was no ransom demanded.

Eggsy, go, you will hit ...

- Does Not! - Fuck you! Shut up!

Who was with you at the bar? Now I want to know his name!

I have not been with anyone! I do not know about who talk!

- What the hell talk? - Tell me his name!

I do not know about you talk!

Listen to me! I want to know who you were in the bar.

I want to know his name!

��i crack head!

I do not know about you talk!

- No, it stops you! - Fuck you, Michelle!

I can even kill you And no one will care!

To me you care.

We have enough evidence about your activities to close the life, Mr. Dean.

What the hell?

I suggest you leave the boy alone.

Eggsy, meet me at the tailor that I have your say.

What is going on here?

Eggsy!

Fuge. Come here!

I've never known a tailor before.

But know that you're not one.

Come with me.

Get In.

What do you see?

One who wants to know what the hell is going on.

I see a young man with potential.

A young loyal. Able to do what is required.

And who wants to do something good with his life.

Have you seen the movie "bet"?

Does Not.

But "Nikita"?

"Frumu�ica"?

Okay.

Lack of silver spoons you set a certain way,

but have to stay on it.

If you are prepared to adapt And learn, you Poth turn.

As in "My Fair Lady"?

You never cease to surprise me.

Yes, as in "My Fair Lady".

Only that in this case ��i offer the opportunity to become Kingsman.

A tailor?

An Kingsman.

As a spy?

A kind of spy.

You're interested?

I have too much to lose.

From 1849 Kingsman tailors have dressed the most powerful people on earth.

In 1919, many of them lost their heirs in the First World War.

A lot of money nemo�teni�i.

And many powerful people who wanted maintain peace and protect life.

The founders realized no�trii I can use it for good.

So began our society.

An international agency independent intelligence

operating at a high level of discretion.

Above politics and bureaucracy

undermines the integrity government intelligence agencies.

A modern gentleman's costume armor.

And Kingsman agents are the new knights.

- How deep does this go? - Deep enough.

God dammit. I'm late.

And your father had the same look.

And I just.

Come On.

- Galahad. - My name code.

Another delay.

Break A Leg. Get In.

Align yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. Are you that you �mbarca�i

in perhaps the most dangerous job interview in the world.

One of you, and only one, will become the next Lancelot.

Can anyone tell me what this is?

- Yup? - A body bag.

Right. Charlie, is not it?

- Yes sir. - Okay.

In a moment you will reap a bag each. We'll write your name on it.

You will write information about close relatives.

That means you take the acquaintance risks that you face

and how confidentiality agreement.

Which if �nc�lca�i, and you will be close relatives

in that bag.

Have you understood?

Excellent.

Shred ranks.

Roxanne, but tell me Roxy.

- I Eggsy. - Eggy?

- Does Not. Eggsy. - Where have you out and you?

You know that we can not discuss about who we proposed.

Do not take it, Charlie just make conversation.

Are Digby.

- Digby. - Eggy, he's Rufus.

Rufus, Eggy.

- Eggy, Oxford or Cambridge're from? - No One.

- St. Andrews? - Durham?

Waiting, I think we met.

You served at McDonalds substation in Winchester?

Does Not.

If I have done it, I would have given have your more secret sauce.

It is clear from St. Andrews.

Ignore them.

- You need a pen. - Thx.

Amelia, is not it? Amelia, Eggsy.

- Hi, Eggsy. Do not give them attention. - That's what I said and I.

- Name, blood type, relatives. - Are classic military tactics.

No one will die.

Too Bad.

Wonderful. You do not know, the CIA does not know. Nobody knows who this guy is?

Okay. Actually it's not good, but not why I'm here.

MA were familiar. Money is not my problem.

I could retire on an island And businesses go alone.

Nobody tells me try to save the planet. I want that.

Climate change lobby, years of study, billion,

And you know why I dropped?

Because last time I checked planet was still a disaster.

Here lighting.

Money will not solve it.

Idio�ii that and say politicians �i tuck their heads in the sand

And not merely seeking re-election.

I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution.

And I found it.

Now, if you want a better world open your ears that you will say.

Continue, Mr. Valentine, you listen.

As long as you agree with all my terms.

No panica�i you. Listen to me. Stay calm.

Damn.

- Tubes toilet. - Tubes toilet?

- Shower heads. - Shower heads?

Congratulations that you have executed the first task.

Charlie, Roxy, very well.

For those who are still confused

placing a tube in the toilet You have unlimited air supply.

Simple physical deserve to memorize it.

Eggsy, bravo. Well you've seen that was a double-sided mirror.

Perhaps he saw enough.

Can you wipe the smiles on your face

Because of me each of you gave wrong.

We all have forgotten the most important thing.

Teamwork.

They said classical military tactics.

35, 105. That's it.

Hello.

- May I assist you? - Yup. I have a question

about anthropogenic forcing.

Really? It's actually fascinating.

My colleague died saving you. I think that you know how well trained he was.

I suggest you tell me who you kidnapped And why did they let her go.

I have no idea ...

- Do not have to say anything, but it was ... - God, I barely touched ...

BRE�� SECURITY Actively involved

What brave guy. Whoever it is, I ...

I made you kill Professor Arnold. I like this teacher.

The good news is that the system of emergency And supervisory work.

You know that's not good news? "My colleague died". That said.

That's an organization and watching us.

- Who did you talk? - Thi-I said. I contacted

MI6, KGB, Mossad and Beijing.

Say it is not an agent of theirs.

Beijing. There is a recognizable name Chinese espionage service.

That's what's called a secret, right?

You know, who cares?

Must accelerate things.

- Advances on product output. - We are already at half the production.

Accelerating they will cost a fortune.

You think I'm interested. Do it!

As some of you have seen last night,

team work Kingsman's capital.

We are here to adjust your skill, to test your limits.

That's why you choose a c��elu�.

Where you go, go and dog. You will take care of it. You'll learn.

When will be trained, and you'll be just you.

Those who will still be here.

Have you understood?

Choose your c��elu�ul.

A poodle?

What? They are hunting dogs.

An ancient breed, easy to train.

A boxer?

Not a bulldog?

It will grow, right?

Damn.

MRI shows no traces of his bruises.

No brain trauma.

When can exit?

Impossible to say. We do not know what was exhibited there.

But Harry's records?

- There were transmitted terminal? - Encrypted and unbreakable.

When he wakes up reminds Let us share their password.

It will be good?

We must be patient, Eggsy. And hope.

In your place I would focus on training me. Test fails, make him proud.

Let us!

JB, come on! Forward!

I will not get past your due.

JB, I swear I do not Shot moves. Merlin does not want to take you in his arms.

Damn.

- What do? - Stay out!

- What happens, do not you liked? - Not worth it, you will give out.

- I do not care if I give out! - Have courage!

Charlie! Fuck you!

Yes, bravo, go! And let me alone!

Come JB Good dog.

You have an hour to make the test from now.

Objective 800 m. Unbelievable. You're still here.

Stalled as a beast steamed.

I understand. Opponent identified.

If you do not shut up, ��i will get something in your mouth.

Positive discrimination, that is.

As you enter the AIA ��r�noii Oxford with six they have a lesbian mother and without a leg.

Yes' what the hell you know me, sorry?

- Excuse me, if you are well trained ... - Shoot you're ready.

And that's all positive discrimination?

We thank you that I've heard And I appreciate that you came all this way,

alte��, and your also Mr. Prime Minister.

I think it's just brilliant.

It's absolutely brilliant.

You're completely crazy.

How about you, Mr. Prime Minister ...

I am stunned.

Excuse me, alte��, but have an important role to play

sales area in Scandinavia.

Are you popular, inspira�ional� And you have the power to galvanize people.

Even if you are with us or not, I insist you go somewhere

where to be safe.

What zice�i Mr prime minister? Are you with us or not?

I think it's time for a politician to do something to change things.

For Real.

What?

Take it from here.

- Bei? - Why not?

Guards! Help!

Do not worry, princess will PATH anything.

Are republican anyway So I do not care.

Prin�esei you give way.

Okay, I'm done.

Not so bad, would it?

- I do not even felt. - Welcome aboard.

The pleasure is all mine.

Do not know the door to Bath?

Only if a check.

Merlin told me you wanted to see me.

I hope JB's training go as well as yours.

�ezi.

Congratulations you've arrived among the last six candidates.

Your test results were even better than I hoped.

Get In.

Eggsy, you need to speak something in private. You're free.

Nonsense. Let him observe. Maybe learns something.

How desires. Look at this.

Hell, I barely touched. Be a man!

Damn!

It's face, Harry. You blew his head?

Exaggerate, do not you think?

The explosion was caused of an implant in his neck.

Here, under the scar.

Took my hardware signal And it worked?

Fortunately, yes.

Unfortunately IP address belongs Valentine Corporation.

Has million employees worldwide.

Valentine Richmond is a genius.

You have not seen today's announcement?

Does Not.

Each spend $ 2,000 annually phone and internet.

It gives me great pleasure to ad that finally took those days.

Starting tomorrow, anyone can ask a free SIM card compatible

with any telephone, computer and use My free network communications.

Free calls, free internet. For all.

Forever and ever.

Valentine's assistance has the same implant.

I think we should have a discussion Mr. Valentine.

Keep a gala dinner next week. ��i'll get an invitation.

It must however be careful. 100 VIPs are extinct

unless required redemption exactly as Professor Arnold.

Then I suggest you do ��i alias you deserve to be kidnapped.

Damn!

You ame�it?

I'm ok.

I've already done it And maybe that's why.

You'll be fine. You're the best in class.

Listen. The mission is to reach your target without your radar detector.

If you detect radar, or rata�i the target, go home.

Have you understood?

Para�utare zone in 20 seconds.

Let's go.

I will not succeed.

Clearly. Allow me to be first.

Eggsy, waiting!

Roxy, cut the crap!

Follow me!

Come On!

Roxy, now or never!

Skip!

Bravo, Roxy! Glad you made it.

Yup!

That's it!

How happy you are. Even credea�i that will be that easy?

Anyone can do it, but an agent must solve problems under pressure.

Like when one of your group Parachute no.

- You What? - Damn!

Who Does?

Damn!

What's happening?

What do we do?

I told you. The goal is the target And do not detecta�i Be the radar.

I hope you do not have remove one of you,

but if I had been doing And would be within the target ...

I am very impressed.

Damn!

Listen, I have a plan!

Attach yourself to the person next door.

Rufus, come!

Rufus!

I can not!

Damn!

��i thank God!

Rufus, la�ule!

We are missing one.

Key in a circle.

He's right. Let's do it.

Pull the cord when we make.

Okay.

Well, Eggsy, you 30 seconds. Come On.

First I.

Yup!

Well, it's my turn!

See you on the ground.

Now I.

Damn!

Roxy, do not get your worry. Whatever happens, I'm here.

Okay.

- You first, okay? - Okay.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Rox!

Damn!

Hugo, Digby.

You have not landed on target.

Rufus, you opened too quickly, you radar detector.

All the three do your luggage And go home.

Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You have set a new record.

You have opened at 91 m. It's pretty brave.

Bravo that you have met the other task. Shred lines.

Excuse me, sir. Why was I the victim? I am a candidate nonessential?

I do not talk like that.

If you have a complaint, I live and �opte�ti ear.

Try to ui�i grudge.

Mr. Dever. Pleased to meet you.

I'm sorry. I think I embarrassed data.

On The Contrary. I canceled because your gala dinner.

Anyone who wants to donate so much deserves its own dinner.

Join.

Thx.

I admit that I was curious to meet you.

There are many billionaires you do not know.

- No doubt. - Obviously that I have checked the data.

And have a considerable fortune. How you made money?

The properties on the market. Nothing questionable if in doubt.

Try to find out what kind of person you are. Understand?

Certainly.

- I hope you're hungry. - I'm starving.

Good. Take place.

- I'll take the Big Mac. - Excellent choice.

But nothing is better than two cheeseburger with secret sauce.

They go well with the '45 Lafite.

A classic pair. May I suggest Twinkies Chateau d'Yquem and one in '47?

I love it.

So you want to make a donation My Foundation.

You know that I slowed things in that area, right?

Climate change affects us in all, Mr. Valentine.

Are you one of the few strong men What I �mp�rt�i�i concern.

I slowed things that goes nowhere.

Any research shows the same.

Carbon emissions are a red herring

And have turned a corner, whatever I try to do.

We know the job.

Sometimes I'm envious of ignorance those who do not know �i

job.

As always said Professor Arnold: "Man is the only virus cursed

to live with knowing �nfrico��toare mortalit��i fragile host. "

Few knew him.

We like movies about spies, Mr. Dever?

I'm a little too serious for my taste.

I like the old ones are great.

Give me a theatrical plot ever.

Old James Bond films.

When I was a kid was the job of your dreams.

Being a spy.

The most interesting characters the Bond movies were wicked.

The child sees the future pitore�ti full of megalomaniacs.

What a pity I had to increase.

Bon Appetite.

Give me a few days to think about your proposal,

my people to contact yours And everything's fine.

Thanks for joyful meal.

Want to watch it?

Does Not.

I put a nano-sensor wine. We know where it is in the next 24 hours.

We finally find out who they work for.

Valentine not escaped me eyes.

I registered just that when I entered.

South Glade Church mission. It's a terrorist cell in Kentucky.

FBI monitors them for years.

- Do you think Valentine is a supporter? - I have evidence, but I'll keep looking.

By the way, the growing list of people extinct and now includes a royal member.

Tilde royal princess.

- Let me go, you fool! - Thi-I said that whenever you're free

- If you are agree with my conditions. - I disagree.

- I will not ever accept. - Too Bad.

Remove me from here!

I want to talk to the ambassador.

went extinct celebrities list to grow in recent weeks.

And world leaders are presa�i to give answers.

We do our best as possible was a princess Tilde find.

Governments and security forces worldwide working together

to find the person behind these abductions.

People the world over continue to wait to get free SIM cards.

- Lady P, you got? - Yes, I waited all day.

Due to the unprecedented actions the Valentine Richmond philanthropist

were distributed one billion cards.

At ease.

Have you believed because you escaped today?

Do not have escaped.

- A party? - Tonight, in London.

- Who's that? - Your target.

The mission is to use your training to convince.

And when I say "convince" I mean the biblical sense.

Easy.

Naked people adore snobs.

We shall see.

Certainly.

Hi, I had to come and have your say what you minuna�i eyes.

Porth contact lenses?

- Does Not. - Yes.

Oh, God. Negging. It's hilarious. I have not tried much anyone.

- I Beg Your Pardon? - Negging. Something negative to say to a girl

as to undermine confidence.

It is assumed that you seek his approval.

Basic techniques neurolinguistic programming.

It's me, or �ampania it tastes weird?

- We do not know. - I think it's cheap.

Try one of these. It's delicious.

If you are interested seduction techniques, This guy is a great expert.

You saw what he did? It's called an opinion directly.

It makes to talk by a neutral question.

Get involved in the conversation so that you to bail individual attention.

I'm just saying that �ampania It's terrible!

You have a call to reception.

- Be right back. - I will see you soon.

Do me instead, Roxy, I feel weird.

- You're right? - Does Not.

Forgiven me if I lied, but you know, are easier ways to get someone.

Rohypnol.

Or even something more powerful.

Who the hell're?

Where am I?

That knife ��i can save your life.

- Shit! - The head of mine has two questions for you.

Tell me what the hell is Kingsman! And who's Harry Hart!

I do not know, damn it! Untie me!

I killed just get your friends that gave me same answer sucks!

Shit! I cut the strings that! Move on, move!

So, worth dying for them?

Screw you!

Congratulations! Optimal behavior.

And the others?

Roxy formidable passed the test well. Charlie's next.

- You want to see? - OK good.

Worth dying for them?

Not worth it! I say everything I know, but please!

Chester's King Arthur. Arthur's spy agency's head!

Thanks, Charlie, I appreciate.

Get me this!

I had high expectations you.

It was a real deception.

Arthur, I'm sorry. Now untie me?

Untie yourself.

Arthur! Arthur, please!

Damn, am the son of ...

- Hey, now dezlega�i me! - Galahad, Percival, congratulations.

Candidates vo�tri arrived the last level test.

Following tradition, you spend 24 hours together.

Eggsy, you need to know your dad came up here.

From now on there will be network security, it is clear?

Great, you're free.

Charlie, farewell! Go home!

Screw you! I will tell all my father!

A pi�a or you're not pi�a?

That was on the front page the next day after I first bomb defused in Paris.

- Germany 1 England 5. - I missed it.

Nobody thanked me for none of them.

My first mission.

I wiped assassin Margaret Thatcher.

Not all ��i be happy.

The thing is that I no longer satisfied.

News from the first page relates the Celebrities crap.

And in Kingsman, successes must remain secret.

The name of a gentleman public appears three times.

When is born, when-nsoar� And when he dies.

And we are, first of all, some gentlemen.

When I likely. Charlie's right.

- I am a ��r�noi. - Nonsense.

Being a gentleman does not drift circumstances of their births.

Being a gentleman is something you learn.

Yes, but how?

Agreed, the first lesson.

I must ask you wanted to sit down.

The second lesson:

- How to Prepare a martini. - Yup!

Shit! Just bad!

You wanted a biometric security system.

- What's wrong with a simple switch? - A simple switch?

That's a very dangerous ma�in�rie!

Should be operated by one responsible And sane as me!

Imagine would fall if the wrong hands.

- Are we done here? Shit! - Does Not. Now that follows.

To test the church.

That's a rocket micu��, a simple switch is sufficient.

Will you learn to speak properly as My Fair Lady?

Do not say nonsense.

Being a gentleman does not have to do correct speech,

but you feel comfortable with your in their own skin.

As Hemingway said, there is nothing noble in being superior to another.

Nobility means to be higher of you were yesterday.

The first thing he needs a gentleman is a good costume.

That is a proper suit, not in the ready-made.

The costumes are always Kingsman antiglon�.

��i take action and then, If you have any mission,

you will receive all utilities the Kingsman.

I'm sorry, sir, but another man is now evidence.

Room two is free.

No room uses two when they lose their virginity.

We're in room three as long as expected.

- We go up? - Neither up nor down.

- Just here? - Of course not.

Turn left peg.

Oh, yes! Very, very nice!

��i will have a pair of shoes that suits suit.

A classic Oxford shoe is any closed.

An decorate the toe form the perforations is called Brogue.

Oxford Brogue not!

These words after that lives. Proves a pair.

Your results appear to polygon excellent.

By this we know, And this is our gun.

It is unique in its own way.

Maybe shoot a bullet at a short distance away in difficult situations.

- How ��i wine? - Okay.

Now imitate formal greeting Neam� of an aristocrat.

No, Eggsy!

No, I get sick!

Once it was and a phone in the holster.

How do we get back?

It's covered with one of the strongest neurotoxins known to man, so ...

be careful.

Then ... This gave me more enjoyment.

It's one of our examples Chemical engineering.

A poison harmless if ingested them,

but very convenient for you, can be triggered remotely.

Press. Lethal.

And this? What do I do?

- You electrocutes? - Do not say nonsense. It's a grenade.

Take me to mi�to.

If you want to electrocute somebody, e ring seal.

Typically, a gentleman puts his left hand.

but it bears a Kingsman the dominant hand.

Push the back contact And 50 thousand volt release.

- And those who have special? - Nothing At All.

It appears Technology the world of espionage.

Put it back, Eggsy!

Perfect timing, Mr. just finished.

Mr. Dever! What coincidence!

Your're the reason I came.

When you have been to me, I noticed tuxedo jacket.

That all must go to Royal, it seems I have to dress like penguin,

here i am! What do you do here?

Hello! Valentine Richmond.

He's my new assistant. I came to present my tailor.

Another coincidence. And the woman.

Have you had the opportunity you think my proposal?

Of course.

My people will get in touch with you soon, I guarantee.

I will give you some advice. Ascott requires cylindrical hat.

I suggest Lock & Co.

- For hats, St James. - "Lox" as the fish?

"Lock" as closed.

You understand your hard Cam, English, Sometimes.

I speak a little weird.

Gentlemen, take care of him.

That's a very good hat.

Gazelle, Ascott awaits us.

It's good, Gazelle.

Come on, just do not want to be late meeting with the queen.

Come on, Gazelle, late!

How far is Ascott? How Much?

- Have you wanted to see me, sir? - Have a seat.

- Nice dog. What's his name? - JB

- From James Bond? Does Not.

- Jason Bourne? - No, Jack Bauer.

Way To Go.

It grieves me to admit, but I that, one day you could be a good spy them.

Get it!

Shot dog.

The gun is loaded. Shot dog.

Give me the gun.

Crane girl has boa�e!

Go Away.

I knew you did not have to do it.

Go home.

Merlin, to come Roxy, please.

Welcome to Kingsman,

Lancelot.

- Mother! - Eggsy!

God, where have you been! I was so worried,!

Look how you've grown!

- Where is she? - I am well. Please do not mess with him!

You did not have to leave you alone.

This story ends now.

- I'll be back soon. - Eggsy!

- Dean! - You're back!

What is it? You put the stolen taxi?

Yup. Want to talk to the mother's black eye?

Want to talk to me? Come down and sweeping you.

Tell your dolls to go, then get off.

Who left. You will hear two shots.

When you punch, And when he beat the earth.

Come, come! Palm itches.

Let's see what you know to do.

- What's up? You boa�e! - No no no!

See gander! You boa�e!

- He beat my mother! - Come when you have boa�e, you fool!

��i lose the greatest chance for dog shit.

Then I umile�ti car stealing my head.

And you shoot a dog for a shit job?

Yes, I did.

And it always reminds me Mr. Pickle.

You've shot and stuffed! Are you crazy?

I pulled my dog, I brought him home,

I continued to care for him next 11 years

until I died of pancreatitis.

- You What? - Bullets were blanks, Eggsy.

- ��i remembers Amelia? - Yup.

There was drowned. Work in sections of technology in Berlin.

And it's good. Limits should be tested.

Kingsman justify the risk life saving another.

As a father, even if your mistake it has cost lives?

You mummified and him?

Do not you see that everything I do e reward him?

Harry, listen! Valentine, finally, is revealing.

You know why I like pencil and paper?

Nobody wants to come to judgment.

Our tour world was a complete success.

We have a total.

Like when bingo cover all the numbers on the ticket.

Bingo!

Bingo game. You played bingo, would it?

Thi seem one who play bingo?

At this point ...

If the church goes well tomorrow, we are ready to get started.

Church missionary in South Glade.

- Merlin, prepares the plane. - Right Way.

- Sorry, I'll do anything ... - I should.

Stay here when I come back I will fix this mess.

And I say to you: you are witnesses!

Look at your news!

Flood innocence blood spilled!

And yet there are those who disbelieve in that's the anger of the Lord!

Our government is corrupt promote sodomy, divorce, abortion ...

And some still doubt that's the work of antichrist.

... Or lovers of science Althea which pertain conferences about evolution.

Beautiful sermon.

You see Valentine somewhere?

Therefore, my friends, because it is right ...

Sure we are the out of range?

We are more than 300 meters, what is it?

- And if was calculated wrong? - Trust me.

... For Hebrew, black ...

- I afford to go? - Where you duce�i?

Hey! What you?

I am a Catholic prostitute who enjoy The extra marital sex

with a black Jew fut�cios a pro military clinic abortions.

Therefore, viva Satan!

We wish you a pleasant afternoon, my dear.

Look, go! Immediately begin the test.

I hope that many of ciuda�ii �tia are m�guli�i.

So, get out of this church!

It will not save!

Oh, shit!

I can not watch!

God dammit! What the hell ...

Galahad, fails to hear me?

Harry!

Harry, what the hell is going on?

Decreases the volume, please.

- Do not expect me to be so effective. - What we obtain reaction?

Hundred percent.

When all were contamina�i, that had or SIM card.

With a further benefit to him be eliminated Kingsman.

Not yet.

Oh, this one a must see.

What have you done? I had no control.

I killed all those people.

- And I wanted was doing. - Wise, right?

In simple words, it's a wave neurological centers horny aggression

And stop inhibitoarele.

Transmission by your SIM card funestele, I guess.

You know what that resembles?

With one of those old movies we love both.

Now ��i tell my plan

then design an irrational way And difficult to kill you

and you find yourself a all that complicated to run.

Fine with me.

That's not the kind of movie, bro.

Does Not!

Is he dead?

That happens �mpu�ti when somebody in the head.

- A pleasant feeling, right? - No no! At All!

- It's a slimy feeling! - You What? You killed at��ia people in the church.

- That was just one. - No, That were killed between them.

Okay, start counting down. Tomorrow we go.

E celebration.

Arthur!

- Are? - Of course.

Kingsman reunites them.

Do not you see that everything they do e reward him?

I see a young man with potential,

that can do something good of his life.

Arthur, Harry is dead.

Galahad is dead. So, I just toast in his honor.

Then do you know what that fool.

How many people in the world have the SIM card?

Fails to transmit all signals, anywhere

And instantly become assassins.

Exactly! Because registration of Galahad we now Valentine's statement.

The material has already been sent competent authorities.

Our mission is fulfilled.

And this is a valuable legacy and our friend disappeared.

That's it?

Sit down, young man.

This is a Napoleon brandy 1815.

November we drink only when we lose a Kingsman.

Galahad keep about you.

And on this occasion I think I can do a minor infraction of the rules.

- Those are all Kingsman? - Yes, they are members of our founders.

I want to join me for a toast.

For Galahad.

For Galahad.

He told me that there never �nc�lca�i rules.

- Why now? - You're very good, Eggsy.

Perhaps I will propose instead of Galahad.

Only if we have same the opinion on certain political issues.

- Did you guess what this is? - No need, Harry showed me.

Press and I die.

I can tell that brandy tasted disgusting?

- Way To Go. - Valentine convinced you somehow.

Once explained, I understand.

When you get a virus, you fever.

High body temperature to fight the virus.

Planet Earth works the same.

Global warming is fever, mankind's virus.

We do harm Earth.

A reduction in population is the only hope.

If we do not reduce population November, remain two possibilities.

Host kill the virus, or kill the virus host.

- In the two cases ... - The result is the same.

The virus dies.

So, Valentine will deal population problem.

Unless we do something, it does nature.

Only a selection program may provide survival of the species.

History will remember the man Valentine what saved humanity from extinction.

And he can choose who will be elected, right?

Friends all know its rich can live And everyone deserves to be saved ...

keep them safe on all. Whether or not they agree with him.

And you, Eggsy, in honor of Harry ...

I invite you to be part a new world.

It's time to make a decision.

I prefer to be with Harry. Thank you.

Then so be.

Our problem is that we come to the street And that we hand quickly.

I learned a lot from Kingsman, but agility manual ...

Yes, are the founding members.

I had already developed.

Small and stupid bastard!

V Day starts in 5:59:59.

E-n rule, Lancelot, put it down.

Loyalty is checked.

Arthur's phone receives messages how to put safe.

- Do not have much time. - What do you want to do?

Rather we want to do.

Nobody knows who's with Valentine and who does not.

We have no choice.

We are the only that can handle it.

You come after me.

- And what is this? - I have no idea.

Ala with play is the prototype of a trans atmospheric vehicle.

I created the project Reagan's air defense.

It's pretty simple. Should working.

We inoperable Valentine's sateli�ii one.

Interrupting chain, will stop the signal.

They will have two hours to find another route.

That will get your time required to enter in the Valentine's mainfram

which it then I'll stop.

Lancelot, you will use it. Dress in costume high quota.

Swedish Prime Minister requesting permission to land.

Authorized.

- Here You Go. - Thank you.

- How many have you come? - Not too many.

Some personal bunker. I think it will come shake the very.

Welcome, Prime Minister.

It seems that the microchip may issue a sort of counter signal

to ensure that who wear it not reached by waves SIM card.

Those who processed them all the crazy-killers?

Exactly.

But what did it tell anyone is that it can be soft tissue in order to overheat.

Just a few for Valentine selec�ionat To obtain permission countdown.

Must ensure that he will not be translated.

- That can help us? - Does Not.

Roxy! Here we go!

The more you climb, the balloon is dilated.

When you get to the edge of the atmosphere, will explode.

You will have to launch rocket with little time before, right?

- Edge atmosphere! - Once you have launched

You have to start fast descent.

Good luck.

- Will you succeed? Okay? - Yup!

Eggsy! Come On! Time is not our friend!

You will present the invitation of Arthur. You will have to get lost among them.

- You have to be Arthur? - The invitation should be on the phone.

You give them this and his real name: Chester King.

- And you? - Your pilot, I'll stay here.

- That I can? - A proper suit and forever.

Be grateful to Harry I did that for you.

Dress!

- What's wrong with her? - I do not know.

Probably mass genocide troubled him.

Give me the microphone.

Hey! Listen well! Radar!

You can know what the hell?

Thin to remind you that today should be a day of celebration!

We must let bad thoughts

And to focus on revival!

Renaissance of a new era!

No need to complain and those who gave their lives today!

We must honor their sacrifice.

I got my new number. MA can call back?

Because of their will save the human race!

Must put aside doubt and guilt!

Now you're ale�ii!

Who said the story of Noah's Ark?

- It's ark bad guy? - Does Not!

- It's not the worse. - Does Not!

- But how many animals go two? - Of course not!

To turn the world upside down!

Eat, drink and s�rb�tori�i!

We all know we will see in the new era!

Roxy, I am.

How's the view?

- Terrible. - Mine is excellent.

- Thi have made costume? - No not yet.

Believe me, it's something you can not let you have your escape.

We are near the bottom of Valentine. I have to leave.

Good luck.

Arathi well, Eggsy!

Very good, Merlin.

Here Novembre 247 Charlie King. Permission to land.

Authorized.

Look!

Eggsy, on stage!

Chester King.

Mr. King, Welcome.

I am convinced that you have the right rigid policy:no weapon.

- Can I check? - Of Course.

Thank you.

You have luggage?

Congratulations, you've just been promoted from the valet driver.

- Insolent. - Cleanup?

Okay.

Thank you.

Eggsy, finds a computer And put yourself online.

Time runs. Do not forget to get lost in the crowd.

- Lord wants a drink? - Martini. Gin.

No vodka, of course.

Mixed 10 seconds while you look After a sealed glass of vermouth.

Thank you.

- Merlin register? - Sure Thing. Stay focused.

Lancelot go well. You do not have much.

Yes, Merlin.

Eggsy, connect me immediately.

Yes, it does.

Lancelot reach the quota limit. The balloons do not last long.

rocket preparing to arm yourself.

Society is dead, long life society.

So be it!

- Are Morten Lindstrom. - Chester King.

How did you come online I have not failed.

It's a closed circuit network. Connections must be authorized.

I viewfinder satellite.

I tell the clock? I think you are on my time zone.

Oh, yes, yes. I look.

Eggsy we entered. Come back to the plane.

- Wine. - Lancelot, good luck!

Fire 3, 2 ...

- Be careful. - What are you doing here?

My family was invited, of course. Pick get your popone�ul �nceti�or!

Shit! Lancelot immediately fire!

- Will burst! - Yes, Merlin!

Right Now! Give me a second!

- Valentine, I caught fucking spy! - To see, in the foreground!

Oh, damn! Young nurse!

You bastards!

Shit! Activates the alarm!

I do not want to risk. Switching to manual activation.

Right Now.

The countdown is on.

- Do you see? - Is here.

Eggsy to the left.

Two guards. In your face.

Lancelot, loosen up!

Eggsy before and right. Another two.

Ladies and gentlemen, standing! We are approaching the day V.

Welcome to the new era!

Damn!

Eggsy, left!

Right Now! Ten ...

brand new ...

eight ...

Seven ...

Six ...

five ...

four ...

three, two ...

one ...

Nice One! Excellent work, both of you!

Do not walk! Must go! What the hell!

Yup! Loud, Roxy! Way To Go!

We lost a satellite.

Oh no! That can not avoid!

What's going on?

There are problems?

Let us, leave the guns. I'm just a pilot.

What the hell! Merlin!

Come On! Come on!

Come on!

- Let us move the asses here! - We can not.

You must enter in ma�in�ria of Valentine.

Uses biometric recognition.

We have to go back there and take care that his hand should not touch that table.

- Are you crazy? - I'm afraid not.

- Give me that! - It's mine.

Thi show it yours.

Perfect choice.

- How long must redo the connection? - An hour, perhaps two.

Nonsense. You must close these two.

But that's not yours.

Zieglass, I am.

Are Velentine. Listen, I have a little problem.

I need a link. Do not refuse me.

One of my sateli�ii was a problem And is next to one of yours.

I Read the thoughts you! What do you need?

Go for it.

You should back online.

10 percent.

Damn! Eggsy!

Valentine uses satellite to another.

Reconnecting. I'm afraid I do not have time.

Now it's 20%.

Eggsy, it seems that Valentine has a gift for you. Move on, move!

- They annihilated on that Kingsman? - Not yet, but will soon.

Okay.

Merlin, are finished.

- And me too. - Coming from both sides, I have options.

Roxy, do me a favor.

Call her and tell her mother to stay away from Dean.

And the baby.

Tell her that I love her.

What crap!

Merlin, do you think those microchips we are helping?

Le Poth active? Be my guest.

Okay. Now it's my turn to play, Valentine.

Oh no, what the hell is? I can not stop!

Yes, please.

- O God! It's spectacular! - Merlin're hell!

One can know what's going on?

- No princess're missing? - Would you let me go?

If I do, give me a kiss?

I've never kissed a princess.

If Scotland me here, ��i give and more.

Fucker!

I think enough cretin implanted to me and I?

Have you gone mad?

You have killed innocent people! For what?

I've stopped nothing!

Yes, I closed the door with the key. Now what?

What I said. B�ga�i girl in bathroom And slide the key under the door.

- It is going to happen anyway! - Are you crazy?

Make your so and ready.

Eggsy! The signal started!

You have to take the hand of Valentine the steps that table now!

Excuse me, sweetheart. You must save the world.

If you save the world, can anal sex?

I'll try to hurry.

Good luck!

London.

Ah, Rio!

Down!

Down!

You have succeeded!

The window will not last long.

You stay here.

- Merlin, how do I get up? - You shoot, I'll find a way!

I understand.

What the hell!

Was reactivated!

Was reactivated!

It is grand!

- Eggsy, fuck, blow through it! - Come to see Gazelle!

Seoul, Caracas, Bombay ...

Tell fool that killed my many friends!

Come Eggsy, the world gets worse!

- Have you finished? - Not yet!

Stop playing with loot! Kill her!

Gazelle!

Gazelle!

Come On!

Kill it!

Well done!

- So, Eggsy! - Well done, Eggsy!

And you, Lancelot.

I'm sorry! You are not logged mother would never harm.

I'm so sorry.

Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.

He was right.

Come on, buddy.

It's time the film you need a good replica.

Well, as you told Harry ...

That's not the kind of movie, bro.

Perfect.

Eggsy, where you going? You do not have �ampanie, we already have on board.

- You saved the world? - Yes, I did.

Then ... you feel like to go?

I feel sure.

Merlin, the cell is closed. How do I?

26-25.

Merlin're loud.

You owe.

Eggsy!

You only ...

Michelle, terminals, me dry.

I like this song. Leave it, Mom.

We returned to gander. You've come to change two words?

Or run away pretending that you go in court dressed like that?

A dear friend once said:

Manners define ...

the man.

TACA have your mouth shut!

Eggsy, you know what I prefer now?

Radar! Stamos as MOMA or fight?

With love in memory of my mother, Kathy,

that was extraordinary And I learned to be a Kingsman.