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Presented and Distributed by
Cinema Service
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Co-Presented by CJ Entertainment
and Choongmooro Fund
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An Eagle Pictures Production
A Cineworld Production
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King and the Clown
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KARM Woo-sung
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JUNG Jin-young
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KANG Sung-yeon
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LEE Joon-gi
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Korea's Chosun Dynasty, founded at the end
of the 14th century, lasted until the
beginning of the 20th.
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Lasting over 500 years, its uniqueness
under the reign of 27 kings still remains
unmatched in the annals of word history.
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To each King were assigned several Royal
Secretaries whose function was to keep
a diary on behalf of the King.
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Upon the King's passing, Court Historians
edited these exhaustive records for
posterity, including succeeding Kings.
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The massive collection of these edited
diaries, called "The Royal Records of the
Chosun Dynasty" has survived intact,
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The King of this story, the Records show,
was singularly tyrannical: No king before
or after him shared his excesses.
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Nonetheless, the Records also give us
a portrait of him as a man of great
sensitivity and intelligence.
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Produced by JUNG Jin-wan,
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Directed by LEE Jun-ik
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When he was a child, his mother was
ordered to commit suicide by poison
after falling victim to court machinations.
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Her death left a lasting trauma on the
future king's psyche. No doubt, this
trauma played a significant role in the
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deformation of his character.
On September 2, 1506, he was dethroned
violently after a revolt by the nobles.
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To be up here,
away from the bustle,
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My legs like wings would spread!
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Ahoy! What is that flower
in full bloom I see yonder?
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Dost thou not recognize
the one and only!
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So it is! The one and only!
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With rose petal'd lips!
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O friend,
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beat thee thy leather while
I go pick the flower.
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Hee haw!
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My, my, there comes a fool,
rash and proud!
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Never knew a fool
who knew his place!
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Ho! A tongue most untamed!
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Master of this house am I,
come to bait thee!
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A gallows-hung scoundrel is
what I see.
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With an ill-fitting coat
to hide his sores!
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Oh thorny Rose,
is thy Iris closed for me?
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Open them, and see as
I walk the Master's gait.
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Oh, really!
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Good Heavens!
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Me thought it would be a
mere hop and a skip.
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But t'was longer than a runny
trip to the outhouse!
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Master gait, master bait,
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either way strains the balls!
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And now, a fornicating wench
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running off upon being surprised.
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'Tis thy own form, saucy wench.
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I was expecting to see thee fall
and crack thy frame.
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But not bad!
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Indeed, gifted are my two legs,
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but it is my third
that has true genius.
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And thou shall see it
this night!
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Master wants to see you.
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Thy twin eggs, are they cracked yet,
or just in the crack?
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Safely in the crack...
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Plugging my bunghole!
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But now,
I must drain my bladder.
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I gotta pee before I continue!
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Why, you dirty boor!
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So then, let's try it
on for size!
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Good idea! I shall oblige!
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You promised us a meal!
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We ain't squirrels!
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Be thankful you
weren't thrown out!
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Don't go, Gong-gil!
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There are things you
shouldn't sell!
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Let go. Move it!
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What kind of life is that?
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Mister fuckin' Righteous, eh!
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Stop it!
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Let go! Let go!
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Gong-gil wants to go,
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so what's it to you?
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Stop pimping off of Gong-gil.
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You piece of shit!
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Want us to starve to death?
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Go fuck yourself,
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and spare me your
high tone bullshit.
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I won't let you!
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Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog
world out there.
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Just mind your own business.
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You... you are...
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Come on out.
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Somebody help me!
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Get up.
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Let go.
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OK, fine.
Let's die together.
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Get th-th-those bastards!
Now!
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Go after them!
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Go after them!
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You're only making it worse.
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Let us go, please.
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Grab them.
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I beg you, let us go.
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You piece of shit.
Shut your trap.
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You shit!
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Let go, you fuck!
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I'll make sure you
never walk again.
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No!
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Give me your hand.
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Will he be okay?
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That dog deserves to die.
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Ouch... ow...
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Hey, watch where
you're going!
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Hey, watch where
you're going!
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Sprained your eyes, did ya?
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Not my eyes, but my legs did
comin' o'er the hill.
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Hey, you sound like
Kang the Blind!
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And you stink like
Bong the Blind!
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Well! Hail fellow, well met!
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Let's see, am I over here,
and you over there?
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No, I'm over here and
you over there.
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No, I'm here and
you are there?
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I am here. You are there.
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- Where? Where?
- Here. Here.
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Let's go to Seoul.
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And we'll put on a show
to end all shows!
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Ouch, ow, ow...
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What's the matter?
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I haven't eaten in years.
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My head is spinning
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and can't see nothin' straight...
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I can't do this no more.
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- So it is.
- What do you say folks?
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This cheeky fool says,
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No pay, no play.
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Shall we call it a day?
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We're the best showmen in town,
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just workin' for a livin'.
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Thank you, sir,
thank you, thank you.
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You expect money for
some crap like that?
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Do you folks want to see
some real skill?
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Show us what you got.
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A cheap third-rate,
but still not
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entirely without talent...
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A country bumpkin
with ambition, I see...
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I guess I could teach you
a thing or two.
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Watch and learn, eh?
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Sure.
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Talent like that
will get you far.
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But, sorry to say,
not with this
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sophisticated audience.
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Maybe you should retire.
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Don't you agree?
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This time it will be
a pair-jump.
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Don't blink or you'll miss
the action, eh?
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Howdy, I'm Six Dix.
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He's Seven Ravin' and
that one's Eight Pate.
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Say, where is the biggest
show spot in Seoul?
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It's been a while
sincethere was one.
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Why is that?
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Don't tell me you don't know?
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The King's cleared out
half the city
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to double his hunting ground.
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With only half
the people as before,
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there ain't gonna be no show.
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But there is
another kind of show...
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Gosh, I feel just awful!
I have 9!
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Raking in money like
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the King does virgins.
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Nah, I ain't that good yet.
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Now, let's see
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if I am as lucky as
that tramp Nok-su.
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Who's Nok-su?
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Nok-su the Whore?
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The bitch has the King
living inside her skirt.
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Before, she had every rich man
living inside her skirt.
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Every dime I ever won
went right into
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her bearded pouch.
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Here comes that
awful feelin' again!
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I have 8!
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So where is my cut?
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Let's do this again tomorrow.
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It's only the first game,
so, Captain...
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Mind if I call you 'Captain'?
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So, just like today, you...
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If I help you make
more money tomorrow...
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Will you do as I say?
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Captain, don't start
giving orders.
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So, what's your plan?
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We mock the King.
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The King?
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Did you not hear?
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In front of a cunt,
every man kneels.
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Is the King any better than
the rest of us?
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The King's bed, that's where
the big money is.
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Just a minute.
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I ain't playing no eunuch!
I got balls!
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This is bullshit.
Forget it, I'm out.
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- Oh, man!
- Come on!
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It's better than starving,
I suppose.
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Go!
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Hurry up!
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"None"
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Eunuch Kim,
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what haste causes thee
to jingle thy bells so?
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Hee haw!
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Jingle, shingle!
Sure, if I had any!
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I'd jingle-jangle all the way!
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That's odd,
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I'm sure I heard jingles.
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Were they my bells, then?
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Wasn't it?
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Nok-su, Royal Consort
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- Isn't she the King's Consort?
- Sure is.
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What on earth is that woman doing!
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People say,
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she a Lady now but she still
shits like a horse.
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So then the rumors were
true after all!
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That feels good!
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We hit the jackpot today!
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Bring it on!
Bring everything!
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Captain, let's do
the show everyday.
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No, 3 times a day!
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And rake it in!
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How about a drink, fellah?
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I swear, I never saw
a fellah so shy.
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But man, he sure knows how to
gyrate them hips!
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Captain, we should have done
this earlier!
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Someone grabbed my balls
thinking I really had none.
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It scared the shit out of me!
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I saw, I saw!
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To the Captain!
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I knew you'd over do it.
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Just say 'no' next time.
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Feel good?
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Yeah.
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What feels so good?
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It's all good.
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My belly!
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Her water broke!
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Adulterer
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There it is!
I see the baby!
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Come on, push!
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Let's have a look.
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He has my forehead
and my big nose too.
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This calls for a celebration!
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Hee haw!
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Thank you very much!
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Step back.
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Take these wretches
to jail at once.
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What, did you expect a prize
for mocking the King?
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Go see for yourself.
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Is it a crime to show
what everyone
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already jokes about?
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How disrespectful!
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If it's about the King's
"equipment"...
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he is the King after all.
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So we thought it ought
to be King-size.
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Watch your tongue!
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Flog these fools!
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Wait!
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We can't die like this!
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Let us show it to the King.
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What? Keep flogging!
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Hold it!
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What did you say?
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If the King likes it,
then we're innocent.
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We will make the King laugh.
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00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:04,170
But if he does not...
260
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:09,799
your heads will roll!
261
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:05,488
Idiots that we are!
We messed with the King!
262
00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:10,929
I got shit for brains,
that's what!
263
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:16,162
What insane King would
find this amusing?
264
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,469
In any case,
it's a 'do or die'.
265
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,238
So we're gonna die!
266
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,933
Like dogs!
267
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,898
I'd rather be flogged.
268
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:35,685
The special event today...
269
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,252
has been arranged for
His Majesty's pleasure.
270
00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:43,989
Just relax and do
what we always do.
271
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:50,791
May it please you all.
272
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:19,158
June 1st, 1504
273
00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:23,196
As we jest,
let ye mirth issue unimpeded.
274
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:27,760
So we may live yet another day.
275
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,970
Go.
276
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:51,994
Eunuch... Kim...
277
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:57,430
What haste...
causes thee to jangle thy bells so?
278
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,599
What the?
279
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,141
Jingling my... balls?
280
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,446
I... heard...
281
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,600
M, m, my... balls?
282
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,480
But I... ain't got none.
283
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:20,756
Hee... haw!
284
00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:41,709
Hee haw!
285
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:48,417
None
286
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:53,413
Isn't that... the King's Consort?
287
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:56,126
Sure, why... not?
288
00:34:56,994 --> 00:35:02,830
Rumor has it that the tramp...
289
00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,834
The wench...
290
00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:08,637
I mean, the Lady!
291
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:47,101
Ah! That feels good!
292
00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:09,529
Come on, push!
293
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:15,567
Captain, we're doomed!
294
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,434
We're dead now!
295
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,203
Let's have a look.
296
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:54,375
He has my forehead
and my big nose too.
297
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:56,977
Let me have a look at you.
298
00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:06,380
Ho, ho, my son,
my boy, my son.
299
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:11,927
Come from Heaven or
300
00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:16,462
from the silent Earth?
301
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:26,603
My pride, my boy, my son.
302
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:42,484
So thou thinkest he's thy issue?
303
00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:48,891
What everyone knows,
thou dost not.
304
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:58,640
Then of whose loin is he?
305
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:02,108
One of the eunuchs is
still half a man.
306
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:06,214
And he did his nightly rounds.
307
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:12,251
Who is he? Spit it out!
308
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:14,315
Spit with an empty mouth?
309
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:17,884
You wily wench!
310
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:21,950
Fine. I shall fill it!
311
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:26,526
The one above or the one below?
312
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,129
The one above.
313
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,769
With teeth and tongue!
314
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:22,425
Hear this!
I shall suffer these clowns
315
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:25,321
to entertain me
from time to time.
316
00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:29,157
Prepare their quarters
within the palace.
317
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:10,840
Dig in.
318
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:19,844
But Captain,
319
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:23,310
why does the King want to
keep us here?
320
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,200
Maybe to raise our status?
321
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:31,228
We're minstrels,
what does our status matter?
322
00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:32,797
A full tummy,
that's what counts.
323
00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:34,162
Damn right.
324
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,165
I thought we'd never eat!
325
00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:43,374
Shit!
Who is gonna eat this now?
326
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:46,811
It's still food,
it won't kill you.
327
00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:47,869
It's good.
328
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,917
- Come on now, work with me!
- Hold me tighter!
329
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,853
The one above
or the one below?
330
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,445
The one above.
331
00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:58,589
I'm coming! I'm coming!
332
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:02,685
- Unload, my Lord!
- I am spent!
333
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:11,263
You know,
the one who played me...
334
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:13,737
You stared at him so intensely,
335
00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,171
as if to drill
a hole in his face.
336
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,702
A hole?
337
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,410
But is he really a man?
338
00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:26,809
His skin is so fair.
339
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:32,119
Not even eunuchs have
it so fine.
340
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:41,165
It is not advisable,
Your Majesty.
341
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:44,696
Every time,
it's always "no, no, no. "
342
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,232
So what is allowed then?
343
00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:51,599
Why does Your Majesty
wish their presence here?
344
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,145
What is so wrong with
345
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,547
keeping them here?
346
00:41:56,548 --> 00:42:00,210
According to the edict issued by
the previous King...
347
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:04,581
A show must suit the occasion
that calls for one.
348
00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:09,418
The law covers such
trivial matters as well?
349
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,251
It does, Your Majesty.
350
00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:16,200
If Your Majesty insists
on keeping them here...
351
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,636
There will be protest
upon protest.
352
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,456
This cannot be allowed,
Your Majesty.
353
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:43,850
May Your Majesty reconsider.
354
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:52,865
Cheo-seon!
Am I King or not?
355
00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:56,263
Am I still King when my dead father
still rules, huh?
356
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,360
Your Majesty, calm yourself.
357
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:04,973
The prudent hunter treads
silently to capture the prey.
358
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,149
So, the ministers want us out?
359
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,825
But the King told us to stay.
360
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,222
Wasn't that by a Royal order?
361
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,696
They see you as vermin,
362
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:32,199
to be gotten rid of
as soon as possible.
363
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,614
Had I known that the King was
364
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:38,343
so powerless...
365
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,517
I would not have bothered
to mock him!
366
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,589
So he laughed once, and now
367
00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:48,956
you think you own the world.
368
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:55,697
Tell him,
thanks for the snack.
369
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:59,935
You had the guts
to lampoon the King.
370
00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:04,131
So why not the ministers?
371
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:15,240
So we're allowed to
satirize them too?
372
00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:26,860
Then help me set up an audition
for more minstrels.
373
00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:30,925
Clothes define the man!
374
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,327
Ladies! Get in line!
375
00:44:33,537 --> 00:44:39,610
Are we to make fun
of the ministers
376
00:44:39,611 --> 00:44:41,305
or make them laugh?
377
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,705
Both.
378
00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:47,343
We fooled with the King
and he laughed, right?
379
00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:51,853
So if we fool with the ministers,
they'll laugh too.
380
00:44:52,156 --> 00:44:53,453
I see.
381
00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:57,251
But Captain, those ministers are
just dying to kick us out.
382
00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,928
What if we get into
trouble later?
383
00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:05,335
So we need to find
the best minstrels
384
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:08,706
and put on a show
to blow them away.
385
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,196
Right, Captain?
386
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:13,606
Are you done?
387
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:24,146
Wow, your writing looks
exactly like Gong-gil's!
388
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:25,756
Yeah!
389
00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:30,591
I learned to write by
imitating his style, that's why.
390
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,598
Minstrels Audition
391
00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:39,895
You're the man when
it comes to imitating!
392
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:43,173
Copy this and go paste them
393
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,198
all over town.
394
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,206
Now copy it exactly.
395
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,819
What?
396
00:46:07,364 --> 00:46:10,260
What's so funny?
397
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,572
It's just that...
398
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:22,404
minstrels don't know how to read!
399
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:27,348
Captain, trust me on this.
400
00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,591
Minstrels Audition
at the Royal Palace
401
00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:39,510
Come on in, fellahs.
402
00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,940
What's going on?
403
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,900
Hee haw!
404
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,977
Over the lovely...
405
00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:36,713
Here, my love!
406
00:47:54,538 --> 00:48:00,344
Next up is Choi from Pyong-yang!
407
00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:03,313
Break a leg!
408
00:48:04,314 --> 00:48:05,542
Hee haw!
409
00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:09,343
Yessiree!
410
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,820
Sir, it is I.
411
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,758
Do I know thee?
412
00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:26,899
I heard word about a vacant post.
413
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,635
'Tis for thee.
414
00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:36,844
It's a turtle of gold.
415
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,947
Put it away!
416
00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:42,920
As I cannot...
417
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:46,323
'Tis nothing, I swear.
418
00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:50,726
I say, I cannot accept!
419
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,828
'Tis but a piss-colored metal!
420
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,891
Is thy heart immovable?
421
00:48:58,168 --> 00:49:00,103
Indeed, as a mountain!
422
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:03,971
Truly? Verily not?
423
00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,405
May Heaven fall asunder! No!
424
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,940
You're a tough nut to crack!
425
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,174
Fine, then!
426
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:20,180
Hey, your technique is
too crude!
427
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:27,995
I must return home
but I am broke.
428
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:31,962
So, take it for a nickel.
429
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:35,101
In that case...
430
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:39,901
I'll buy two.
431
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,358
Sir, about my husband...
432
00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:07,802
Madam, not in this manner.
433
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:14,478
It's all I have, sir.
434
00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:16,446
Please, no, no...
435
00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:22,507
This will bring only trouble.
436
00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:31,423
Sir, it's a token of my esteem.
437
00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:35,692
What dost thou take me for?
438
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,198
Such firmness!
Just as I've been told.
439
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:45,169
Be gentle, madam!
440
00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,776
Such a precious gift!
441
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,448
Let my hands speak for me.
442
00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:17,970
As a token of my...
443
00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:24,750
Keep going.
444
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,585
Let me have a look.
445
00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:48,161
I dislike odd-shaped things.
446
00:51:49,506 --> 00:51:52,100
But something like this might do.
447
00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,342
Like this?
448
00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:14,689
You shall have it!
449
00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:21,395
You just don't get it,
do you!
450
00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:24,198
Look.
451
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:27,634
Like this.
452
00:52:29,446 --> 00:52:30,811
Like this.
453
00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:44,230
I've got it! Here!
454
00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,521
Exactly.
455
00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,925
Here we go!
456
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:18,628
Hee haw!
457
00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:21,995
To you, my lords!
458
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,960
Lighten your hearts and enjoy!
459
00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:36,776
What's the matter?
460
00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:42,442
A pang of conscience, perhaps?
461
00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:45,280
Most certainly.
462
00:54:03,525 --> 00:54:05,152
So who is it?
463
00:54:07,195 --> 00:54:08,560
Is it you?
464
00:54:09,864 --> 00:54:13,601
I hear song and dance
never stops at your house.
465
00:54:13,602 --> 00:54:16,331
That is not so, Your Majesty!
466
00:54:18,106 --> 00:54:20,199
Then you perhaps?
467
00:54:21,609 --> 00:54:23,344
A retinue of over 100 virgins
468
00:54:23,345 --> 00:54:26,211
on your trip to Pyongyang?
469
00:54:26,547 --> 00:54:29,380
Never, Your Majesty!
470
00:54:30,218 --> 00:54:33,619
So it's you then?
471
00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:38,900
How now!
472
00:54:39,594 --> 00:54:41,858
Spill the cup given
by the King?
473
00:54:42,463 --> 00:54:45,133
Forgive me, Your Majesty!
474
00:54:45,134 --> 00:54:47,328
Forgive you for what?
475
00:54:47,668 --> 00:54:51,104
Even your sentry
demands bribes, I hear.
476
00:54:51,339 --> 00:54:54,542
So, my wine is not good
enough for you?
477
00:54:54,543 --> 00:54:56,660
Have mercy, Your Majesty!
478
00:54:56,277 --> 00:54:59,576
I grew up
in poverty as a child...
479
00:55:00,815 --> 00:55:02,510
So you sold titles for money?
480
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,685
So was I a fool to give
you one for free?
481
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:12,416
Share thy profit,
you ungrateful cur!
482
00:55:14,362 --> 00:55:18,890
Dismiss him from the Ministry,
483
00:55:19,133 --> 00:55:21,397
and seize all his property.
484
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:22,866
And...
485
00:55:24,305 --> 00:55:26,535
Cut off all his fingers,
486
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:31,337
and you ministers shall
see them at hand.
487
00:55:42,857 --> 00:55:44,722
what is your name?
488
00:55:50,531 --> 00:55:53,560
I am Gong-gil, Your Majesty.
489
00:55:58,706 --> 00:56:01,402
Comedy in a bloodbath!
Nice going!
490
00:56:01,909 --> 00:56:04,275
I hope we don't get hurt
in the end!
491
00:56:04,579 --> 00:56:08,115
The King was amused,
so what's the worry?
492
00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:12,170
Yeah, but he can be so cruel!
493
00:56:12,153 --> 00:56:14,121
It makes me nervous!
494
00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:19,419
wrap it up and go to bed.
495
00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:23,529
why did the King call
for Gong-gil?
496
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:28,394
who knows?
what's taking so long?
497
00:56:34,609 --> 00:56:37,544
Never look at his face.
498
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:42,277
Do not ask any questions.
499
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:46,252
And before you answer,
always say...
500
00:56:47,188 --> 00:56:50,783
If it pleases Your Majesty...
501
00:56:51,959 --> 00:56:54,829
And if he praises you, say,
502
00:56:54,830 --> 00:57:00,233
By Your Majesty's grace.
503
00:57:37,405 --> 00:57:38,804
Let's play.
504
00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:43,267
If it pleases Your Majesty...
505
00:57:46,314 --> 00:57:47,747
Sir?
506
00:57:50,584 --> 00:57:52,609
I said, let's have some fun.
507
00:57:52,953 --> 00:57:55,856
If it graces by Your Majesty...
508
00:57:55,857 --> 00:57:59,792
That bastard of a minister
spoiled the fun, didn't he.
509
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,200
So, just you and me,
let's play.
510
00:59:37,825 --> 00:59:41,989
Gong-gil's back!
Gong-gil! Come here.
511
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,295
what did the King want?
512
00:59:46,467 --> 00:59:47,900
what did you do?
513
00:59:49,236 --> 00:59:50,794
we played with puppets.
514
00:59:51,272 --> 00:59:53,934
- Puppets?
- He enjoyed it.
515
00:59:54,308 --> 00:59:56,435
And that's all?
516
01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:03,951
He poured me some wine.
517
01:00:03,952 --> 01:00:07,682
He did? And what else?
518
01:00:53,767 --> 01:00:57,760
Come to mama.
Poor baby's hungry.
519
01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:01,473
Baby wants mama's milk.
Come on.
520
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,538
Don't want milk?
521
01:01:07,314 --> 01:01:09,646
Then some wine, baby?
522
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,999
Did you all view
Yun's fingers?
523
01:02:01,101 --> 01:02:05,940
Don't tell me you really did!
524
01:02:05,339 --> 01:02:07,942
Your Majesty, for every crime
525
01:02:07,943 --> 01:02:10,604
there is a fitting punishment.
526
01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,914
No doubt Yun deserves to be
527
01:02:13,915 --> 01:02:15,882
punished for corruption.
528
01:02:16,183 --> 01:02:20,287
But allowing the minstrels to mock
the dignity of ministers...
529
01:02:20,288 --> 01:02:24,870
will only undermine
the authority of the government.
530
01:02:24,391 --> 01:02:27,588
They're jesters, so they jest.
531
01:02:28,862 --> 01:02:33,400
But if Your Majesty continues
to dance to their tune...
532
01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:34,833
Their tune?
533
01:02:36,103 --> 01:02:40,563
It is you who would seek to
call the tune!
534
01:02:40,808 --> 01:02:42,876
You speak only to nag me
535
01:02:42,877 --> 01:02:44,545
about the damn law!
536
01:02:44,546 --> 01:02:48,716
Dismiss this nagging
fool immediately!
537
01:02:48,717 --> 01:02:53,200
Your Majesty, given his
loyalty to the previous King...
538
01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:54,855
Surely he deserves some mercy.
539
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:58,325
Loyal to my father?
540
01:02:58,326 --> 01:03:00,259
Yes, but then
why not to me as well?
541
01:03:00,461 --> 01:03:04,832
The previous King was like
542
01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:08,962
a wise father to the people.
543
01:03:10,804 --> 01:03:13,329
Your Majesty!
544
01:03:14,108 --> 01:03:15,405
Your Majesty!
545
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,205
Sully my sight nevermore!
546
01:03:26,687 --> 01:03:27,847
His Majesty!
547
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:38,570
You play too!
548
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,528
Go on!
549
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:48,650
Do it!
550
01:04:30,284 --> 01:04:31,751
Gong-gil!
551
01:04:33,387 --> 01:04:35,446
where is my Gong-gil?
552
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,840
Sit over there.
553
01:04:56,276 --> 01:04:57,144
But, Your Majesty...
554
01:04:57,145 --> 01:05:00,170
I insist. Sit.
555
01:05:04,118 --> 01:05:05,710
Now look at this.
556
01:05:12,793 --> 01:05:15,990
Father, I long to see mother!
557
01:05:16,764 --> 01:05:20,325
Did I not tell thee
to forget her?
558
01:05:20,801 --> 01:05:23,570
Sir, I beg of thee,
just this once...
559
01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:24,901
weak in will,
560
01:05:25,139 --> 01:05:28,302
thou art fit to become
but a changeling!
561
01:05:30,577 --> 01:05:35,378
Father! I beg thee!
562
01:05:59,106 --> 01:06:03,167
And follow this book
for whose pleasure?
563
01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:12,778
You serve the King,
do you not?
564
01:06:20,494 --> 01:06:26,660
But why does the King call
for Gong-gil so often?
565
01:06:27,340 --> 01:06:31,368
His Majesty calls
whom he pleases.
566
01:06:31,605 --> 01:06:34,960
It concerns you not.
567
01:07:55,322 --> 01:07:57,170
we're leaving this place.
568
01:08:04,364 --> 01:08:06,355
Cheo-seon wants us to do this.
569
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:14,166
Shit, what are we now, puppets?
570
01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:23,881
we should have left sooner.
571
01:08:29,222 --> 01:08:32,350
Fine, so we'll leave.
572
01:08:33,694 --> 01:08:35,161
But...
573
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:38,892
After we do this.
574
01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:43,165
I really want to.
575
01:08:44,805 --> 01:08:47,968
we cannot do this anywhere else.
576
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:08,224
There's the King's grandmother.
577
01:09:08,628 --> 01:09:11,498
And the previous King's consorts.
578
01:09:11,499 --> 01:09:12,590
Really!
579
01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:14,130
Let's get ready.
580
01:09:15,535 --> 01:09:18,380
Pay attention and
stick to your parts.
581
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:19,300
Yeah, yeah.
582
01:09:21,441 --> 01:09:23,238
Just this once,
then we leave.
583
01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:39,886
If tonight the King...
584
01:09:40,327 --> 01:09:44,787
Should call me to his bed...
585
01:09:45,532 --> 01:09:51,232
'Tis already the 300th night...
586
01:09:51,571 --> 01:09:57,203
Of my forlorn Ioneliness.
587
01:09:58,645 --> 01:10:00,169
Ouch!
588
01:10:07,354 --> 01:10:10,812
My Lord, this night...
589
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,993
Let me serve thee.
590
01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:26,967
Another night, another nought.
591
01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:31,209
Passion swells.
592
01:10:32,779 --> 01:10:41,380
So I kept this
awI pressed to my arm.
593
01:10:50,464 --> 01:10:53,297
Her Majesty!
594
01:10:54,601 --> 01:10:56,967
This is most unfair!
595
01:10:57,270 --> 01:11:00,728
You fools!
596
01:11:01,441 --> 01:11:03,204
whisper, whisper.
597
01:11:03,410 --> 01:11:05,139
She this, she that.
598
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:11,541
Stop mumbling and speak!
599
01:11:15,122 --> 01:11:19,580
Surely that is not us
that those jesters mock?
600
01:11:19,726 --> 01:11:23,787
They would not dare
with the Queen mum watching.
601
01:11:33,607 --> 01:11:35,404
Oh, Mother!
602
01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:27,860
No! Desist! I beg thee.
603
01:12:27,961 --> 01:12:32,796
Must you demand the death
of the woman I love?
604
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,928
Infinite is her deviousness.
605
01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:40,296
She has my son's
soul bewitched.
606
01:12:41,740 --> 01:12:43,235
Drink this bitter potion.
607
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:55,451
Unbounded is the King's love...
608
01:12:56,523 --> 01:12:59,424
But many are those who want it.
609
01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:04,862
He giveth me this
black liquid of love,
610
01:13:05,865 --> 01:13:08,950
how can I refuse?
611
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,935
My son.
612
01:13:16,610 --> 01:13:19,511
Dwell long in
the sweetness of life...
613
01:13:22,415 --> 01:13:26,351
And bury me by the road
614
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,648
the King travels on.
615
01:13:34,794 --> 01:13:36,193
My son!
616
01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:57,883
Mother!
617
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:27,668
Have mercy, Your Majesty!
618
01:14:33,286 --> 01:14:35,584
what is all this?
619
01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:38,252
My mother they murdered!
620
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:39,859
Art thou blind?
621
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:43,863
Nonsense! She was a woman
of treachery and...
622
01:14:43,864 --> 01:14:47,670
Silence!
Do not kill my mother twice!
623
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:48,625
No!
624
01:14:49,536 --> 01:14:50,704
Mercy! Mercy!
625
01:14:50,705 --> 01:14:51,864
Your Majesty.
626
01:14:52,839 --> 01:14:54,500
Enough!
627
01:14:54,741 --> 01:14:56,910
Touch me not!
628
01:14:56,911 --> 01:14:58,241
No!
629
01:15:45,925 --> 01:15:48,325
what the hell is going on?
630
01:15:49,829 --> 01:15:51,898
Every time we do a show,
631
01:15:51,899 --> 01:15:53,366
people end up dead!
632
01:15:53,367 --> 01:15:57,234
Thanks to that loose
cannon of a King!
633
01:15:58,571 --> 01:16:00,766
Gong-gil!
634
01:16:01,508 --> 01:16:05,103
Have you heard anything?
635
01:16:06,146 --> 01:16:07,738
Pack your things.
636
01:16:08,114 --> 01:16:09,103
Eh?
637
01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:13,618
- we're leaving this place.
- Leave?
638
01:16:14,587 --> 01:16:16,521
I told the old man
we're leaving.
639
01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:21,222
Allow me to leave,
Your Majesty.
640
01:16:22,562 --> 01:16:27,431
Take this, although compared to
what you've given me,
641
01:16:28,301 --> 01:16:29,202
it is nothing.
642
01:16:29,203 --> 01:16:30,430
Your Majesty!
643
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:34,290
Grant me to leave this place.
644
01:16:39,579 --> 01:16:41,120
Very nice!
645
01:16:42,148 --> 01:16:45,140
An official's robe
just so becomes you.
646
01:16:46,186 --> 01:16:50,953
The silk looks stunning
with your fair skin!
647
01:16:51,591 --> 01:16:53,354
But still,
648
01:16:54,270 --> 01:16:57,986
for all the hard work he did
exposing all your enemies...
649
01:16:58,565 --> 01:17:00,795
A rather shabby gift,
isn't it?
650
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:02,800
Leave us.
651
01:17:05,271 --> 01:17:07,364
what if he's really a girl?
652
01:17:08,341 --> 01:17:11,777
His voice, his gestures...
653
01:17:12,212 --> 01:17:14,514
Not even eunuchs can have
the same finesse.
654
01:17:14,515 --> 01:17:15,811
Enough!
655
01:17:16,316 --> 01:17:19,979
Are you not curious?
Let's strip him.
656
01:17:20,687 --> 01:17:23,122
Go on! Be a man
and show it to me!
657
01:17:23,123 --> 01:17:23,957
Enough, I say!
658
01:17:23,958 --> 01:17:25,322
A little shy, are we?
659
01:17:25,592 --> 01:17:29,289
Then we will all strip.
How's that?
660
01:17:30,463 --> 01:17:33,330
You vile clown!
661
01:17:33,533 --> 01:17:34,727
You just wait!
662
01:17:36,836 --> 01:17:38,701
My Lady! Please!
663
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,735
You filthy clown! Let go!
664
01:17:41,975 --> 01:17:43,465
How dare you?
665
01:17:43,676 --> 01:17:46,546
Let go!
666
01:17:46,547 --> 01:17:49,849
How could you do this to me!
667
01:17:49,850 --> 01:17:52,340
- Open this door!
- Let go!
668
01:18:21,548 --> 01:18:23,448
Let me go.
669
01:18:30,757 --> 01:18:37,526
You never had any intention of
ever leaving, did you?
670
01:18:40,533 --> 01:18:42,000
That's not true.
671
01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:45,128
So what's this then?
672
01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:49,301
Might as well fuck
the richest guy in town,
673
01:18:49,576 --> 01:18:51,544
is that it?
674
01:18:55,548 --> 01:18:57,607
Don't talk to me that way.
675
01:19:15,735 --> 01:19:22,334
Hear this. I have conferred
a rank upon Gong-gil.
676
01:19:23,576 --> 01:19:26,443
Arrange a celebration
in his honor.
677
01:19:26,646 --> 01:19:30,249
we are still in mourning
over the deceased Queen,
678
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:32,649
Your Majesty.
679
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:38,619
But I have conferred a rank.
680
01:19:39,559 --> 01:19:42,289
So a celebration is in order,
is it not?
681
01:19:44,397 --> 01:19:47,696
Perhaps a hunt could
please Your Majesty.
682
01:19:49,502 --> 01:19:53,962
Party 'No', but hunting 'Yes'?
683
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,834
Not to kill, but only for
684
01:19:57,430 --> 01:19:59,978
the pleasure of the chase.
685
01:20:02,582 --> 01:20:03,983
First it's eunuchs,
686
01:20:03,984 --> 01:20:07,316
then servant girls,
and now this!
687
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:10,356
what's with the chicken mask?
688
01:20:10,357 --> 01:20:14,793
Gong-gil's been what?
Entitled?
689
01:20:14,994 --> 01:20:16,696
And so we must wear
690
01:20:16,697 --> 01:20:18,789
these ridiculous things?
691
01:20:19,599 --> 01:20:25,300
Shut up!
Just do as you're told.
692
01:20:25,271 --> 01:20:26,465
Aye, aye.
693
01:20:48,695 --> 01:20:50,290
Okay, we're on.
694
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:52,293
Everybody disperse, quickly!
695
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:54,764
- where to?
- That way.
696
01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:56,561
which way? which way?
697
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,669
where is the Captain?
698
01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,870
I don't know.
699
01:21:30,871 --> 01:21:33,650
- And Gong-gil?
- No idea.
700
01:21:33,573 --> 01:21:35,970
This is bullshit!
701
01:21:49,722 --> 01:21:50,848
It's Gong-gil!
702
01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,793
Gong-gil! Over here!
703
01:22:09,742 --> 01:22:12,600
Gong-gil, where's the Captain?
704
01:22:12,478 --> 01:22:15,379
Man, this sucks.
705
01:22:17,450 --> 01:22:18,712
what's this?
706
01:22:19,485 --> 01:22:21,770
Run!
707
01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:37,300
Gong-gil!
Gong-gil is in danger!
708
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:38,834
Come on! Let's go!
709
01:23:55,381 --> 01:23:56,348
Shoot!
710
01:23:57,216 --> 01:23:58,376
Shoot!
711
01:24:02,255 --> 01:24:03,449
Gong-gil!
712
01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:06,258
Oh, no!
713
01:24:30,616 --> 01:24:32,641
So, I see.
714
01:24:33,552 --> 01:24:36,430
we're not hunting quails,
are we?
715
01:24:36,455 --> 01:24:41,119
By selfless sacrifice,
ministers have built this kingdom.
716
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:46,759
Yet you invite gutter rats
to mock us?
717
01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:50,162
when my father sentenced
my mother to death...
718
01:24:51,871 --> 01:24:55,307
You were the one who
delivered the poison!
719
01:24:56,475 --> 01:25:00,571
Her blood is on your hands!
720
01:25:06,585 --> 01:25:12,217
Heaven has seen the evils
of your tyranny.
721
01:25:16,562 --> 01:25:20,828
And will punish you for it.
722
01:25:33,612 --> 01:25:35,671
we should have left...
723
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:39,749
when we had the chance!
724
01:25:43,656 --> 01:25:49,754
- Six Dix! Don't go!
- No! No!
725
01:26:50,189 --> 01:26:51,315
Six Dix!
726
01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:00,693
Come back!
727
01:27:15,681 --> 01:27:17,444
By selfless sacrifice,
728
01:27:17,750 --> 01:27:22,278
ministers have built
this kingdom.
729
01:27:23,422 --> 01:27:28,883
Yet you invite gutter rats
to mock us?
730
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:33,862
Now it's your turn.
731
01:27:34,266 --> 01:27:35,995
Take this. Take it.
732
01:27:38,370 --> 01:27:39,868
Now, shoot me!
733
01:27:41,474 --> 01:27:43,876
No, shoot her instead.
734
01:27:43,877 --> 01:27:47,744
Here is a wench who stops
at no evil! Shoot!
735
01:27:52,384 --> 01:27:53,908
Shoot!
736
01:27:58,557 --> 01:28:00,149
Shoot!
737
01:28:16,142 --> 01:28:17,541
Shoot, I say!
738
01:28:31,924 --> 01:28:38,955
Heaven has seen the evils
of your tyranny.
739
01:29:02,988 --> 01:29:05,218
My Lady, here is the flyer,
740
01:29:05,491 --> 01:29:07,459
written by Gong-gil's hand.
741
01:29:13,465 --> 01:29:14,932
Read it out loud!
742
01:29:19,905 --> 01:29:23,397
In depravity upon depravity,
the King...
743
01:29:24,310 --> 01:29:26,500
what's this about?
744
01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:29,372
They say these flyers are
pasted all over Seoul!
745
01:29:30,349 --> 01:29:31,714
Then this was written by?
746
01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:33,544
You numbskull!
747
01:29:34,553 --> 01:29:37,989
Now you see why
I wanted a copy of this?
748
01:30:23,802 --> 01:30:25,702
want to know who wrote this?
749
01:30:31,577 --> 01:30:32,942
Look at it.
750
01:30:37,783 --> 01:30:39,182
Haven't you heard?
751
01:30:39,652 --> 01:30:42,721
There are flyers up
criticizing the King.
752
01:30:42,722 --> 01:30:44,882
And not just the King either.
753
01:30:45,224 --> 01:30:49,217
we're mentioned too,
and not in a nice way!
754
01:30:49,395 --> 01:30:51,363
we too could end up dead.
755
01:30:51,997 --> 01:30:53,430
Let's go.
756
01:31:05,944 --> 01:31:07,104
Don't go.
757
01:31:07,279 --> 01:31:08,678
Let's go, Captain!
758
01:31:34,273 --> 01:31:36,867
No! Don't go!
759
01:31:37,142 --> 01:31:39,700
You've gone mad!
760
01:32:06,905 --> 01:32:10,976
No! No! No!
761
01:32:10,977 --> 01:32:12,344
- Let go!
- Don't go!
762
01:32:12,345 --> 01:32:13,846
Let go of me!
763
01:32:13,847 --> 01:32:18,306
- Stop it! Stop it!
- Let go!
764
01:32:36,340 --> 01:32:37,365
write this.
765
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:44,332
In depravity upon depravity,
the King...
766
01:32:46,812 --> 01:32:48,740
My Lady!
767
01:32:48,514 --> 01:32:50,400
Keep writing!
768
01:32:52,551 --> 01:32:55,714
In depravity upon depravity,
the King...
769
01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:01,152
Keep writing, I say!
770
01:33:05,831 --> 01:33:07,766
with dancing girls
on his lap,
771
01:33:07,767 --> 01:33:10,350
and clowns by his side...
772
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:12,526
The King indulges
in the most vulgar...
773
01:33:24,850 --> 01:33:26,408
It's identical!
774
01:33:29,254 --> 01:33:30,721
Arrest him!
775
01:33:36,395 --> 01:33:41,332
Your Majesty, I know nothing
about this. My Lord!
776
01:33:42,134 --> 01:33:43,692
But why?
777
01:33:53,712 --> 01:33:55,873
You have the wrong man.
778
01:33:58,150 --> 01:34:03,281
I wrote it. He's innocent.
779
01:34:03,989 --> 01:34:07,652
The audacity of it has
my signature all over it.
780
01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:12,118
After all, it was by audacity
that I got in the palace.
781
01:34:12,264 --> 01:34:14,320
You're making this up!
782
01:34:14,330 --> 01:34:16,330
well, well.
783
01:34:18,437 --> 01:34:23,898
A whore and her
tongue's work is never done.
784
01:34:24,276 --> 01:34:25,675
How dare you!
785
01:34:35,654 --> 01:34:37,246
Look closely.
786
01:34:56,410 --> 01:34:57,770
He's lying!
787
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:00,440
why would he confess
so readily?
788
01:35:06,485 --> 01:35:08,476
He learned to write from me.
789
01:35:09,555 --> 01:35:11,853
He imitated my style.
790
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,421
That's why it looks the same.
791
01:35:14,826 --> 01:35:17,454
But he has no guts
to write such a thing.
792
01:35:19,231 --> 01:35:21,280
These words are mine.
793
01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:23,525
He is the King's beloved.
794
01:35:23,869 --> 01:35:26,337
why would he do such a thing?
795
01:35:27,773 --> 01:35:29,434
As soon as day breaks...
796
01:35:29,775 --> 01:35:31,470
Behead him.
797
01:35:37,716 --> 01:35:41,174
In bringing the minstrels
into the palace...
798
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:45,390
I wanted them to show
Your Majesty...
799
01:35:45,391 --> 01:35:49,986
The corruption
plaguing your court.
800
01:35:51,463 --> 01:35:52,896
And?
801
01:35:53,398 --> 01:35:58,537
But in your lust for a boy,
you've become...
802
01:35:58,538 --> 01:36:00,368
Do you wish to die?
803
01:36:01,390 --> 01:36:03,337
Perhaps your time has come.
804
01:36:06,945 --> 01:36:12,281
Death, I do not fear.
805
01:36:14,653 --> 01:36:18,783
But to see the previous King...
806
01:36:19,358 --> 01:36:20,655
Get out!
807
01:36:21,259 --> 01:36:23,420
And appear never again!
808
01:36:40,120 --> 01:36:41,707
My Lord! Spare him!
809
01:36:44,683 --> 01:36:47,150
Spare him! My Lord!
810
01:36:50,822 --> 01:36:53,655
Spare him! I beg you!
811
01:37:33,999 --> 01:37:38,629
You're free to go.
Your work is done.
812
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,938
That's not by a Royal order,
is it?
813
01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,241
Forget Gong-gil.
814
01:38:06,698 --> 01:38:10,650
From up here, even the palace
815
01:38:10,635 --> 01:38:13,798
looks no better than a hovel!
816
01:38:16,775 --> 01:38:20,108
In a world full of scoundrels,
only here...
817
01:38:20,679 --> 01:38:24,115
Did I meet the nastiest
of them all.
818
01:38:25,830 --> 01:38:28,750
Ho! And the foul things
he would do!
819
01:38:28,754 --> 01:38:33,191
will you hear this tale then?
820
01:38:36,628 --> 01:38:41,531
As the gods kill us
for their sport, so would he.
821
01:38:43,602 --> 01:38:46,696
He killed more souls than...
822
01:38:47,105 --> 01:38:49,630
There are tiles on these roofs.
823
01:38:50,342 --> 01:38:52,606
His lust insatiable...
824
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:57,504
Even 2,000 virgins were
not enough.
825
01:38:57,916 --> 01:39:00,248
why, his pecker was this big.
826
01:39:00,919 --> 01:39:04,470
No, this big!
827
01:39:04,823 --> 01:39:09,210
with it he skewered clam
after virgin clam.
828
01:39:10,950 --> 01:39:14,964
And when he got tired
of girls...
829
01:39:16,670 --> 01:39:20,766
He wasted no time
mounting a boy.
830
01:39:21,740 --> 01:39:25,176
whoever pleased
his one-eyed snake...
831
01:39:25,977 --> 01:39:30,730
was given delicacies
and silk robes.
832
01:39:30,515 --> 01:39:33,507
And a title to boot!
833
01:39:43,929 --> 01:39:45,658
My Lord! My Lord!
834
01:39:57,209 --> 01:40:00,700
Please, no! My Lord!
Spare him!
835
01:40:34,846 --> 01:40:37,440
No! Your Majesty!
836
01:40:38,316 --> 01:40:43,413
Pollute not thy hands
with the blood of the vulgar!
837
01:40:46,358 --> 01:40:47,586
well said.
838
01:40:50,996 --> 01:40:52,725
You do it then.
839
01:40:53,632 --> 01:40:57,363
Kill me instead.
840
01:40:58,703 --> 01:41:00,000
Kill me!
841
01:41:00,505 --> 01:41:05,330
I've nothing more to lose,
so strike!
842
01:41:06,770 --> 01:41:07,635
Nothing to lose?
843
01:41:15,854 --> 01:41:17,754
Hear my command!
844
01:41:19,124 --> 01:41:21,752
Sear his eyes with iron!
845
01:41:27,532 --> 01:41:36,804
No, no, no, no, no, no!
846
01:41:45,830 --> 01:41:47,950
The date has been fixed.
847
01:41:55,694 --> 01:41:58,788
You have served 3 Kings.
848
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:08,165
Join us in serving
the 4th King.
849
01:42:12,100 --> 01:42:13,534
It is not men...
850
01:42:14,679 --> 01:42:18,137
But Heaven that mandates Kings.
851
01:42:18,483 --> 01:42:21,850
Then let us obey the
will of Heaven.
852
01:42:22,187 --> 01:42:26,453
Has Heaven not abandoned
this King?
853
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:35,423
How could I know...
854
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:41,462
what Heaven wills?
855
01:42:43,410 --> 01:42:50,709
So whose idea was it to take
in the minstrels?
856
01:42:55,754 --> 01:43:03,661
Bringing in some clowns
hardly requires an idea.
857
01:43:14,672 --> 01:43:18,699
Jesters jest.
858
01:43:20,145 --> 01:43:22,807
we laugh, and then it's over.
859
01:43:43,368 --> 01:43:44,562
Hey you!
860
01:43:46,771 --> 01:43:49,365
Shall I tell you a story?
861
01:43:51,309 --> 01:43:54,244
when I worked as a servant
in my youth...
862
01:43:56,281 --> 01:44:01,719
One day, the madam's ring
went missing.
863
01:44:02,954 --> 01:44:08,859
The master was furious
with us servants.
864
01:44:09,894 --> 01:44:12,954
But everybody kept mum.
865
01:44:13,965 --> 01:44:19,369
It was unbearably
cold that day.
866
01:44:20,305 --> 01:44:25,607
So I said, "I did it".
867
01:44:26,611 --> 01:44:29,307
So where's the ring? He says.
868
01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:36,780
So I said, "I swallowed it".
869
01:44:37,989 --> 01:44:41,755
Right then,
a club comes a-flying.
870
01:44:42,393 --> 01:44:47,831
And whacks me right
in the mouth!
871
01:44:50,135 --> 01:44:55,300
Man, did it sting!
Like it was on fire.
872
01:44:57,342 --> 01:45:02,780
Just like my eyes right now.
873
01:45:05,717 --> 01:45:10,848
Had I been hit
in my eye instead...
874
01:45:12,891 --> 01:45:17,294
Maybe my mouth
would suffer today?
875
01:45:23,401 --> 01:45:28,304
All my life,
I played at being blind.
876
01:45:29,340 --> 01:45:32,700
Now that I'm really blind,
877
01:45:33,440 --> 01:45:36,411
I'll never get to
play it again.
878
01:45:39,584 --> 01:45:44,954
And I was just getting
good at it too.
879
01:45:54,499 --> 01:45:57,627
- I'm so sorry.
- For what?
880
01:45:59,470 --> 01:46:03,201
I was the one who
stole the ring.
881
01:46:11,649 --> 01:46:13,378
Let's run away together!
882
01:46:32,870 --> 01:46:34,497
Don't look down!
883
01:46:36,740 --> 01:46:37,541
I'm scared!
884
01:46:39,770 --> 01:46:42,137
All around the rope is
an abyss.
885
01:46:43,748 --> 01:46:47,946
Neither land nor sky,
but an abyss.
886
01:46:53,491 --> 01:46:57,860
All my life,
I played at being blind.
887
01:47:03,835 --> 01:47:05,769
Now that I am really blind,
888
01:47:06,504 --> 01:47:10,310
it's a shame I'll never
get to play one.
889
01:47:14,145 --> 01:47:17,114
And I was just getting
good at it too.
890
01:47:37,235 --> 01:47:38,463
why?
891
01:47:39,771 --> 01:47:41,739
why?
892
01:49:11,229 --> 01:49:13,260
Bastard!
893
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:17,991
Arrange a party, Cheo-seon.
894
01:49:20,872 --> 01:49:27,334
Cheo-seon! Cheo-seon!
895
01:51:13,551 --> 01:51:18,420
Being blind, I thought
I'd never walk the rope again.
896
01:51:19,724 --> 01:51:22,900
But this is something else!
897
01:51:24,862 --> 01:51:29,629
Truth be told,
I have a knack for going blind.
898
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:33,298
Listen to this story.
899
01:51:42,179 --> 01:51:44,670
After I saw my first show,
900
01:51:45,449 --> 01:51:47,383
I was blind to
everything else.
901
01:51:48,619 --> 01:51:50,484
what a high that was...
902
01:51:52,230 --> 01:51:55,560
strutting on the stage,
903
01:51:55,561 --> 01:51:57,585
rapping with a partner.
904
01:52:01,465 --> 01:52:03,126
I could see nothing else!
905
01:52:06,203 --> 01:52:10,572
when I came to Seoul,
the glitter of
906
01:52:10,841 --> 01:52:12,570
money blinded me.
907
01:52:14,278 --> 01:52:16,212
Then I came here...
908
01:52:20,418 --> 01:52:22,450
to the palace...
909
01:52:26,157 --> 01:52:30,389
And being blind,
I saw nothing.
910
01:52:32,964 --> 01:52:37,901
Didn't see the murderous
thief stealing a heart.
911
01:52:50,140 --> 01:52:51,481
well that's that.
912
01:52:52,783 --> 01:52:55,343
Anyway, I see nothing
913
01:52:55,820 --> 01:52:57,720
but an abyss now.
914
01:52:58,923 --> 01:53:00,550
How sublime!
915
01:53:01,250 --> 01:53:03,561
I should have gone
blind sooner!
916
01:53:03,562 --> 01:53:06,325
You damn fool!
917
01:53:10,968 --> 01:53:13,596
Is it really so good
to be blind!
918
01:53:15,506 --> 01:53:20,569
Yeah, it is!
I love it, I really do!
919
01:53:32,556 --> 01:53:37,823
My, my, there's a fool,
rash and proud!
920
01:53:47,171 --> 01:53:53,201
A sightless fool who knows
not where he stands!
921
01:53:53,544 --> 01:53:55,637
Get down this instant!
922
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:58,542
Ho! A tongue most untamed!
923
01:53:59,383 --> 01:54:03,513
I am the King of this palace,
you wench!
924
01:54:09,627 --> 01:54:10,958
Indeed you are!
925
01:54:15,833 --> 01:54:20,668
I've always wanted to
see my King.
926
01:54:21,639 --> 01:54:24,267
And now I've seen thee,
I see!
927
01:54:27,111 --> 01:54:31,445
what? what do you see?
928
01:54:31,982 --> 01:54:34,917
Thou art blind to what's high
and what's low.
929
01:54:35,853 --> 01:54:39,160
So thou hast turned
this world upside down.
930
01:54:45,896 --> 01:54:47,523
My Lady! My Lady!
931
01:54:53,704 --> 01:54:58,903
what body shall
thy reborn soul take?
932
01:55:00,745 --> 01:55:02,975
A nobleman's?
933
01:55:03,447 --> 01:55:06,507
No, no.
934
01:55:07,384 --> 01:55:11,218
A King's, then?
935
01:55:12,560 --> 01:55:13,956
That displeases also.
936
01:55:14,658 --> 01:55:17,149
I wish to be a minstrel again.
937
01:55:17,495 --> 01:55:18,985
witless fool!
938
01:55:20,998 --> 01:55:25,264
why seek again
thy cause for ruin?
939
01:55:25,603 --> 01:55:29,505
Then what new body
awaits thee?
940
01:55:31,275 --> 01:55:32,833
It is none other!
941
01:55:33,944 --> 01:55:39,143
A minstrel!
And nothing more!
942
01:55:51,328 --> 01:55:55,355
The world's but a stage!
943
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:58,896
Kingly is he who struts
for a while, then exits in style!
944
01:56:01,705 --> 01:56:03,696
Then together again,
945
01:56:04,241 --> 01:56:06,209
we shall royally
this blessed earth roam!
946
01:57:03,100 --> 01:57:04,624
Hee haw!
947
01:57:04,969 --> 01:57:09,600
Hey, hey!
Am I here and you there?
948
01:57:09,700 --> 01:57:11,270
No, I'm here
and you're there.
949
01:57:11,542 --> 01:57:14,440
Oh, I'm there and you're here.
950
01:57:14,450 --> 01:57:16,672
we're all here!
951
01:57:17,140 --> 01:57:18,777
And there is neither you nor me.
952
01:57:19,583 --> 01:57:22,484
Hi ho!
953
01:57:22,686 --> 01:57:24,415
Hee haw!
954
01:57:55,552 --> 01:58:01,513
Tr. By y oung-Oak Kim Ph. D.
& Thomas Hahn
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