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Okay. 15 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,807 Hi, Annie. 16 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,776 Harold, you're so dressed up. 17 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:20,813 Are you trying to make me look bad? 18 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,815 That was a joke. 19 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,551 [Stammering] This is for you. 20 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:29,855 Thanks. It's beautiful. 21 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,790 So are you ready to go? 22 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,927 Yeah, I told everybody to meet us out in front of the gym. 23 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,096 Uh, everybody? 24 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,866 I invited a bunch of friends to come with us. 25 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,335 I thought it'd be fun if we went as a big group. 26 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:45,437 Don't you think? 27 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,206 Yeah. 28 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,447 Okay, you two. Move in together. 29 00:01:48,471 --> 00:01:50,309 Move in. 30 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,911 [Chuckles] 31 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:56,849 Smile, Harold. 32 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,185 [Camera shutter clicking] 33 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,155 So the software we set you up with 34 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,790 will issue all of your invoices. 35 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,191 It keeps everything organized, 36 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,193 so when tax time comes, it's a snap. 37 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:11,163 Saves time for me and money for you. 38 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,199 Um, where do I enter that information? 39 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,634 Right, Claire has volunteered 40 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,135 to be my billing department. 41 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,204 Well, I can walk you through it if you want. 42 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,672 You just have to remember to enter 43 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:21,940 all your setup expenses 44 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,509 because they're all deductible. 45 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,544 Will do. Thank you. 46 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,279 Sure. 47 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,914 These are beautiful. 48 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,516 Are they all the same photographer? 49 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,751 Uh, yes. They are. 50 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:34,419 Actually, it's me. 51 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,022 Really? 52 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,783 Well, listen. We really appreciate your help. 53 00:02:38,807 --> 00:02:40,158 - Thank you, Harold. - Yeah. 54 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:41,293 Yes. 55 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,895 Uh, Steve and I were thinking, 56 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,096 we're having a party next Saturday for Megan's birthday. 57 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,066 I'm a big girl. I'm turning six. 58 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,268 Oh, wow. 59 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,969 And we're just having some friends over, 60 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,539 but we'd love you to join us if you're not busy. 61 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,173 Yeah, thanks. I'll drop by. 62 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:57,442 Great. Great. 63 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,177 Um, my sister Annie is in town, 64 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,713 you two were in the same high-school class together, 65 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,748 weren't you? 66 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:06,552 Yeah. Yeah, I remember Annie. 67 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,754 Um, how is she doing? 68 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,156 You can find out for yourself. 69 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,724 Uh, Saturday. 2:00. 70 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:16,596 - Thank you. - Yeah, thanks again. 71 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:21,400 Yes, yes. 72 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,368 I'll talk to him about it right now. 73 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,370 And then I'll put her name and number 74 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,173 right in front our boy, and I'll watch him score. 75 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,374 Bye, hon. 76 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,243 - Who's going to score? - You are. 77 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,811 So when's our next round of golf? 78 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,713 Do you really think we should keep playing? 79 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,448 We have to be the worst golfers ever. 80 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:39,117 We quit by the sixth hole or lunchtime, 81 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,285 whichever comes first. 82 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:43,488 We should come up with a new sport like... 83 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,357 Miniature golf or bowling. 84 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:46,491 Ooh, bowling. I like bowling. 85 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,027 [Bell chimes] 86 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:53,066 Guess who just walked in? 87 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,503 And she saw me. 88 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:00,405 You should go talk to her. 89 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,608 This isn't the first time that she smiled at you. 90 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,610 - She likes you. - I don't think so. 91 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,612 See, there you go, hiding under a rock again. 92 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,113 Look, you know as well as I do, 93 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,749 every time I ask a woman out, it ends in disaster. 94 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,351 Thank you. 95 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,453 Why do you think that is? 96 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,355 I don't know. 97 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,257 But it's always the same whether I'm set up by friends, 98 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:22,361 or internet dating, or matchmaking services. 99 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,395 Nothing works. 100 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,963 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 101 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,698 Maybe it's not the meeting-people part 102 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:27,933 that you have a problem with. 103 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,735 Let's be honest. 104 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,004 Socializing is not your strong point. 105 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:35,807 Yeah, the whole thing is just so frustrating. 106 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,944 Have you ever heard of a dating coach? 107 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,479 A what? 108 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,580 A dating coach. 109 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,615 Denise and I saw it on TV the other night. 110 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,618 They're kind of like a private teacher you hire 111 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,719 to teach you how to date. 112 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,521 Dating coach. 113 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,490 Is there really such a thing? 114 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,624 Yeah. 115 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,993 And I found someone in the city for you. 116 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,862 She's got a bunch of clients, 117 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,064 and a lot of people are trying it. 118 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,932 Willy, come on. 119 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:04,936 I mean, this is just embarrassing. 120 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:08,141 I couldn't do it. It's... it's too weird. 121 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,716 [Sighs] 122 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:22,387 So I've never been to a dating coach before. 123 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,956 My friend Willy, the guy who called, 124 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,225 thought you might be able to help me out. 125 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,560 Well, that's why I'm here. 126 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,595 To help people stop making mistakes 127 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:34,566 in the modern dating world and attract their perfect mate. 128 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,701 Oh, great. 129 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,737 Um, how do we get started? 130 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,841 Well, what we need to do is schedule you 131 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,478 for a series of intensive one-on-one sessions. 132 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,548 During this time, I am going to mold you. 133 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,118 I'm going to teach you the skills you will use 134 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:57,389 to attract and hold onto that special someone. 135 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,525 Wow. How many sessions do we have? 136 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,295 Well, we have a number of packages to choose from. 137 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:06,665 I recommend you go with our Diamond package. 138 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:10,635 It's the longest and most intensive. 139 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,804 Wow, it's expensive. 140 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,639 Cost should be no obstacle when it comes 141 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,641 to your future happiness, Harold. 142 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,143 And don't worry, 143 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:21,680 we have payment plans and accept all major credit cards. 144 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:26,718 And just a little paperwork for you to sign. 145 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:30,088 I think, um, I just... 146 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:35,294 I should take some time to think this over. 147 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,298 [Sniffs] 148 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:48,141 [Laughter] 149 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,644 [Overlapping chatter] 150 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,913 [Knocking on door] 151 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,449 You made it. 152 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,184 Hey, here you go. Thanks for having me. 153 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,620 Oh, this is so sweet. 154 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:05,191 Come on in. Everyone's through here. 155 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,960 Smile, Harold. 156 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,663 [Camera shutter clicking] 157 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:14,766 [Sighs] 158 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,301 Annie, look who's here. 159 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,537 Harold, you remember Annie? 160 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,473 Sure. Hi. 161 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:25,143 Hi. Hi. 162 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,179 It's so great to see you again 163 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,613 after all these years. 164 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,215 Yeah. 165 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,383 Harold... 166 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,384 - White. - White. 167 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,785 Of course. 168 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,821 How have you been? 169 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,990 Fine, thanks. How have you been? 170 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,325 Ah. Ah, you know. 171 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,928 Living the high life, hanging in there. 172 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,362 All that good stuff. 173 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:47,633 Yeah. 174 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,503 So can I get you a drink or something? 175 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:55,006 - Yeah, that would be great. - Okay. 176 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,175 [Exhales] 177 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,611 And then after college, 178 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:02,581 I move the whopping-hours drive away to the city. 179 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,182 I've always loved the city. 180 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,518 And then I started my own business. 181 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,853 I'm an event planner, 182 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,187 like, I put parties together. 183 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,890 You know, decorating everything and organizing. 184 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,593 - Did you do all of this? - Yeah, I did. 185 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,295 It's amazing what you can do with some scraps of fabric 186 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,831 and, you know, a hot glue gun and some colored paper. 187 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,467 Wow. You're really talented. 188 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,802 Thank you. 189 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:28,039 Although it's been a really tough line of work 190 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,107 to break into. 191 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,243 Anyway, enough about me. What about you? 192 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,279 Claire said you're helping Steve set up his body shop? 193 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,981 Uh, yeah. 194 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,515 I'm sorry. And what is it you do again? 195 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:41,519 I run my own accounting firm and do some consulting. 196 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,855 - Small business, mostly. - Yeah. 197 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,223 I'm also a photographer, 198 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:46,984 but that's really just on the side, you know. 199 00:08:47,008 --> 00:08:49,427 No, that's great. Good for you. 200 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,329 [Laughs softly] 201 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,064 You know, on the way over here... 202 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,199 [Clears throat] 203 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,334 I was thinking about that dance we went to. 204 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,770 What... what dance is this? 205 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:03,241 In freshmen year of high school, homecoming. 206 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:06,311 I couldn't drive, so my mother took us. 207 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,380 Do you remember? 208 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,749 She took that picture of us together. 209 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,351 [Laughs] Of course. 210 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,954 Yeah. Oh, right. 211 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:19,357 We had such a good time. Didn't we? 212 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,926 Yeah. 213 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,129 Yeah. 214 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,801 Good night, birthday girl. 215 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:33,706 Sweet dreams. 216 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,086 She went out like a light. 217 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,855 Thank you for everything. 218 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,325 The party looked fantastic. 219 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,927 Everybody said so. 220 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,164 So I talked to your friend Harold like you asked me to. 221 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,965 I was just worried he'd be left alone all day. 222 00:10:00,989 --> 00:10:02,367 He's a nice guy, right? 223 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,403 Eh, kind of blah, but yeah, he's nice. 224 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,439 You promise you aren't trying to set me up, right? 225 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,840 No. 226 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:13,244 Besides, you're going out with that Brad or Brian... 227 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,312 Brady. 228 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,982 And no, that was like, five guys ago. 229 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,616 So who are you dating this week? 230 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,185 Uh, well, no one yet, 231 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,254 but hey, at least I've worked my ways through the "B" s, right? 232 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,857 - Mm. - No, I'm actually... 233 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:31,062 I just got a lot on my plate right now. 234 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,098 Speaking of which, 235 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:37,002 I kind of need to ask you a favor. 236 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,871 Remember how I said I'd be ready to move out of here next week? 237 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,239 Yeah. 238 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:45,343 Well, turns out, um, trying to find a job 239 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,179 and a place to live in the city, it's been really tough. 240 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,082 Everything is so expensive. 241 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,318 And I'm wondering how you'd feel 242 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,721 if I could just stay for a little bit longer. 243 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,722 Please. 244 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,392 Oh, Annie, 245 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,826 you've been here for four months. 246 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,894 Yeah. 247 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,696 Time flies when you're having fun? 248 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,831 [Sighs] What happened to getting a job? 249 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,366 I've been looking all over. 250 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,069 There's no openings for event planners anywhere. 251 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,350 Why don't you do something else? 252 00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:14,271 You know, just for a little while, pay the bills. 253 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:18,176 Oh, uh, yeah. Sure, um, 254 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,845 I'll just... I'll get a day job. 255 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,747 Okay. 256 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,682 And in the meantime, I can baby-sit Megan, 257 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,652 and I-I can do your decorating, 258 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,621 and I'll even do your windows. 259 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,190 You know, you need a backup plan 260 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,726 for this career of yours. 261 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:39,965 Annie, you're not a kid anymore. 262 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,180 Well, hello, stranger. 263 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,714 It's been a while, huh? 264 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,416 Let me guess, table for one, right? 265 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,417 Please. 266 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,152 [Clicks tongue] Follow me. 267 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,587 Here, sire. 268 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,090 And okay, so the specials today 269 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,292 are meatloaf and roast chicken. 270 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,927 If I were you, 271 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,596 I'd go with the roast chicken. 272 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,730 Thank you. 273 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,732 Someone will be right with you. 274 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:18,570 Here's your menu right here. 275 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,307 You gotta be kidding me. 276 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,708 Hi. 277 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,143 You work here? 278 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,645 Yeah. Sure do. 279 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,081 Just started here today. 280 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,717 And I gotta say, so far, not so good. 281 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:37,021 My car broke down this morning on my first day of work, 282 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,056 wouldn't you know? 283 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,357 Thank you. 284 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,193 That's... that's tough. Sorry to hear that. 285 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,328 Thank you. 286 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,863 And now my shift ends in an hour, 287 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,765 and I have no way of getting home. 288 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,000 Do you believe this? 289 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:52,170 This is my crazy life. Hi, welcome. 290 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,306 There's no one who can pick you up? 291 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,707 No, you know, Steve's working late, 292 00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,977 and Claire's with Megan somewhere, 293 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,011 but it's fine. 294 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,379 You know, something will work out. 295 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,748 It's... it literally cannot get any worse. 296 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,229 You know, I am not going to say that. 297 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:06,784 That's bad karma. 298 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,119 I'm just going to take that back. 299 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,121 Uh... 300 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,523 What can I get you to drink? 301 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,391 - Uh, coffee, please. - Coming right up. 302 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,059 You know, if... 303 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,227 You really need a ride home, 304 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,296 I can take you. 305 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,764 Thank you. 306 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,734 Harold, that's very... That's very sweet of you. 307 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,503 But I just... I couldn't ask you to do that. 308 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,405 Right. 309 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,776 Could I? 310 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,222 Thank you. 311 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,392 Someone's girlfriend trained them well. 312 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,727 I don't have a girlfriend. 313 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,896 Not really good at that. 314 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,598 Come on, you can't be that bad. 315 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,734 I'm so bad, my best friend had to get me 316 00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:00,438 to see a... Specialist. 317 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,841 Specialist for... 318 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,944 A dating coach. 319 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,546 Really? 320 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,583 A dating coach? How did that go? 321 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,751 Uh, it was a disaster. 322 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,421 She was more interested in making a sale. 323 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,624 Kind of made me feel like a lost cause. 324 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,861 Nobody's a lost cause, Harold. 325 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,899 I should get going. 326 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,468 Okay. 327 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,137 Well, thanks again for the ride. 328 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,206 Sure. 329 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,908 I'll see you later, okay? 330 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,211 Okay. 331 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,548 [Opens door] 332 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,583 How'd you get home? 333 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,885 Harold dropped me off. 334 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,021 Poor guy. 335 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,257 And I thought I had problems. 336 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,291 Ugh. 337 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,761 What a day. 338 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,796 If I were into bubble baths, 339 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,765 this would be the time to take one. 340 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,134 Do you have a minute? 341 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,869 Okay, look, I know I need to pay Steven back 342 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,137 for fixing and towing my car, 343 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,438 and I will have the money to him 344 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,440 right after I get my next paycheck. 345 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,009 And the one after that... 346 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,644 And the one after that. 347 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,345 Why don't you sit down? 348 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,481 Aw. 349 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,151 - Is this about my dirty room? - No. 350 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,819 - My dishes in the sink? - No. 351 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,260 Borrowing your dress without asking? 352 00:15:23,284 --> 00:15:24,656 No. 353 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,492 That's all I know about. What have you got on me? 354 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,929 Annie, your staying here... 355 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,299 I don't think it's a good idea anymore. 356 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,600 What? 357 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,835 I've been giving this a lot of thought, 358 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:41,239 and frankly, I feel like I'm helping you escape reality. 359 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,174 Of course not. 360 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,609 I escape reality all on my own. 361 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,610 Pew. 362 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,279 [Laughs] Sorry. 363 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,447 Claire. Look, I'm sorry. 364 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,916 I know I'm a pain, but I promise you, 365 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,251 this is not going to be forever. 366 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,687 I just need to buy myself a little bit of time. 367 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,622 Sometimes things don't work out 368 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,390 the way we want them to. 369 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,926 It's not always about getting a free ride. 370 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,928 What's that supposed to mean? 371 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,898 At some point, we all have to grow up. 372 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,135 You need to move out and get your own place. 373 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,406 Even your own family won't bail you out? 374 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,742 So much for "blood is thicker than water," right? 375 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,944 Sorry. I mean, you could stay with me, 376 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,880 but my place is, like, as big as your shoe. 377 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,682 Oh, thank you, 378 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,018 but now I have to find another job. 379 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,419 And it has to be something flexible 380 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,054 so that I can keep this one. 381 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,957 - How am I supposed to do that? - I don't know. 382 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,992 [Gasps] Maybe you can try to win big at Vegas. 383 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,327 You could. 384 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,063 My friend won $60 at blackjack, and she met Siegfried. 385 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,064 No kidding. 386 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,066 What is happening to my life? 387 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,236 Oh, honey. It'll be okay. 388 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,305 Really, I mean, things will be good. 389 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,673 You know what they say. 390 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,509 You know, "if at first you don't succeed..." 391 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,378 "If life gives you lemons..." 392 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,913 "A bird in the..." They say something... 393 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,081 Oh, I know what they say. 394 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,449 They say that if you want a job, 395 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,810 you have to go to people you know. 396 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:00,752 You should ask around. 397 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,121 I don't even know anyone around here anymore. 398 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,289 - Oh? - Except for Harold. 399 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,725 - Hmm. - [Sighs] 400 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,428 Wait a minute. Harold. 401 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,763 Who's Harold? 402 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,498 You know, one of your regulars. 403 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,666 He was here the other night, drove me home. 404 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,802 Oh, Harold. Table seven Harold. 405 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,904 He needs help dating. 406 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,606 He needs help breathing. He needs a drink. 407 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,408 Really, he's very stiff, Harold. 408 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,376 I could help him. 409 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,713 Yeah, he was talking about needing a dating coach. 410 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,948 He could just hire me to do that. 411 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,617 - Really? - Absolutely! 412 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,219 Listen, I have dated all over the place. 413 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,655 I have got years of experience. 414 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,624 Oh, that sounds great on a resume. 415 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,459 "I have dated hundreds of thousands of guys, 416 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,628 and I'm still alone." I'd hire you. 417 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,363 It's perfect. 418 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,266 It's perfect. 419 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,269 [Jazzy piano music] 420 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:59,244 ♪ ♪ 421 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,442 [Knocking on door] 422 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,978 It's open. 423 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,013 [Door closes] Hi. 424 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,082 Thanks for seeing me. I know I'm a little early. 425 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,451 Yeah... no. Come on in. 426 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,253 Okay, I'm just going to skip the small talk 427 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,921 and get right to the point. 428 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,890 Remember when you drove me home the other day, 429 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,892 you mentioned how that dating coach thing 430 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,260 didn't really work out? 431 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,597 Yeah, I kind of wish I hadn't brought that up. 432 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,198 Actually, I'm glad you did 433 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:57,602 because I'm wondering how you would feel about 434 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,437 giving it another shot. 435 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,306 Um... 436 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,709 About working with somebody different, 437 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,112 somebody who's really good. 438 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,146 Me. 439 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,648 - You? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,883 Seriously? 441 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:16,220 No, listen, I know it sounds a little crazy, 442 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,689 but I really think I can help you out in this department. 443 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:23,127 Have you ever done anything like this before? 444 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,595 Uh, not exactly, no, 445 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,164 but I've done a lot of research, 446 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,268 I have tons of real-world experience, 447 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,270 and I'm cheaper than a professional. 448 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:36,107 Which brings me to my next subject of payment. 449 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:41,613 Here's what I figured would be reasonable. 450 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,385 Uh, how many classes or lessons 451 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,220 are you thinking about? 452 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,156 Um, eight. Yes, eight. 453 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,226 Eight really great, 454 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,396 really great dating class lessons. 455 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,398 Um... 456 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,266 Am I asking for too much? 457 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,136 No, it's... It's not about the money. 458 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,104 That's right. That's right. 459 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,440 It's not about the money. No. 460 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,543 It's about all the great dates out there. 461 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,145 It's about Harold White 462 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,781 and the great, fun times ahead of him. 463 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,251 Um, I don't know. 464 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,352 Please. 465 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,088 I really think we'd make a great team. 466 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,523 And if this doesn't work out, 467 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:30,661 we can just walk away, no questions asked. 468 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,063 Come on. 469 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,100 What have you got to lose? 470 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,101 Yes. 471 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,203 [Squeals, clears throat] 472 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,005 Let's give it a try. 473 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:44,742 I mean, I'm really glad we can do business together. 474 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,910 When would you like to start? 475 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,945 - Uh, well... - How about Tuesday night? 476 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,614 I don't work the late shift. 477 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,717 Tuesday. Um, 7:00... 478 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,718 7:30 sharp. 479 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,021 Deal? 480 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,559 Deal. 481 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,798 [Doorbell rings] 482 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,835 [Romantic music] 483 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,871 ♪ ♪ 484 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,539 Tonight's the beginning of the new you. 485 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,707 Are you ready? 486 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,209 I guess so. 487 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,745 Ah, well, I was hoping for a little more excitement, 488 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,481 but not to worry. We'll work on it. 489 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,785 Whoa. Great place you got here. 490 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,220 ♪ I'll never forget how my heart ♪ 491 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,522 And nice music. 492 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,058 Yeah, I'm kind of into this kind of stuff. 493 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,061 - I see. - [Clears throat] 494 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,229 Wow. 495 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,997 I guess you could say my collection 496 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,365 has gotten a little out of hand. 497 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:44,602 Perry Como, Nat King Cole, 498 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,605 Ella Fitzgerald. 499 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,640 These are all old love songs. 500 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:54,311 Yeah, I like the slower vintage stuff. 501 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,513 Harold, it's an omen. 502 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,448 - What is? - This music. 503 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,217 It's so romantic. 504 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,854 It's time to become one of the few, the proud, 505 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,322 a heartbreaker. 506 00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:07,091 [Laughs] This is great. 507 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,926 Okay, stand right there. 508 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,896 - Okay. - Now, first things first. 509 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:16,067 You start dating long before you say word one to a woman. 510 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,035 - Really? - Really. 511 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,603 Hmm. 512 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:22,239 They key ingredient to successful dating 513 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,974 is self-confidence. 514 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:27,912 I should be seeing lots of confidence in you. 515 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:31,115 And right now, I'm not. 516 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,918 Yeah. 517 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,959 Okay, Harold, if you're going to be my lump of clay, 518 00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:39,757 I need you to be a little less of a lump. 519 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,392 Okay? 520 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,227 Okay. 521 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,464 I want you to look at your reflection 522 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:50,568 and tell me some of your finer qualities. 523 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,536 Uh... 524 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,607 Okay, tell me one of your finer qualities. 525 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,242 Um... 526 00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:01,278 Just hang on for a second. I'm thinking. 527 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,614 ♪ The first night we met ♪ 528 00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:05,616 Harold, you're scaring me here. 529 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:11,355 Come on, what do you see when you look at yourself? 530 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,959 I see the guy who stayed home 531 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,495 every Friday night doing his homework. 532 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:20,998 What? What are you talking about? 533 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,935 Harold, that was a long time ago. 534 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,772 Your awkward years are over. 535 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,908 Yeah, but I don't think I've changed all that much. 536 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,843 - Are you serious? - Uh-huh. 537 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:37,148 Wow. That's crazy. 538 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,415 Yeah. 539 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,886 You know, I think this whole dating-coach thing 540 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,455 - was a bad idea, so I'm gonna... - Nonsense. 541 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,457 Being attractive 542 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:51,262 starts with having a positive attitude about yourself. 543 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,497 Look at your reflection, and let me hear you say, 544 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:54,565 "I look good." 545 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,634 Come on, say it. "I look good." 546 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:59,403 Let me hear you. 547 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,373 [Sighs, clears throat] 548 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,707 [Softly] I look good. 549 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,644 Louder, and like you mean it, please. 550 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,013 You know, this is embarrassing. 551 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,447 Nobody is even around. 552 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:13,351 - I look good. - With confidence! 553 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,520 I look good. 554 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:20,424 Okay. That's better. 555 00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:21,625 Harold... 556 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,029 Nobody is going to notice you in this world 557 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,531 unless you feel like you're worth being noticed. 558 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,767 You've got to get rid of this idea 559 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,802 that you look like you did back then. 560 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,438 It's not what anyone else sees. 561 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,340 Trust me. 562 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,976 How do we do that? 563 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:42,246 By bringing out the best in you. 564 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,748 Of course, that means our first lesson 565 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,789 is going to take a few more sessions than I thought. 566 00:24:46,813 --> 00:24:48,285 Mm-hmm. 567 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:49,887 And uh, 568 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,957 how much more is that going to cost me? 569 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:59,363 You know what, it's on the house. 570 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:03,534 Yeah, let's just call it some free, extra credit. 571 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,203 I am committed to this cause, 572 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,939 and we are in this together. 573 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,574 Yeah? 574 00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:13,177 [Exhales] Okay. 575 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,213 [Jazz music] 576 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:24,189 ♪ ♪ 577 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,774 Focus. Keep it up. 578 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:45,910 You've got ten more. 579 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,831 What's one thing you like about the way you look? 580 00:25:47,855 --> 00:25:48,112 Go. 581 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,113 I don't know. 582 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,881 Think. Come on, think. 583 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,250 Your smile... You've got a great smile. 584 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:54,651 All those years of braces paid off. 585 00:25:54,675 --> 00:25:56,353 Say it. "I've got a great smile." 586 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:57,354 I do? 587 00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:00,457 Harold. Come on! 588 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,460 Ten more, let's go. 589 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:07,098 Let's go. 590 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,737 I'm earning every penny. 591 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,006 You didn't think it'd be easy, did you? 592 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:19,310 Maybe not easy, but not this hard. 593 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:22,179 I know. I mean, he's cute, right? 594 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,647 He has potential. 595 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,282 I hope so. 596 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:26,917 Well, you know, I like him. 597 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:31,589 He's a good tipper, and his hair smells like detergent. 598 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,844 - Okay, careful. - Whoa. 599 00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:55,379 - Aah... - Whoa. 600 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,282 Oh! 601 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,130 [Sighs] 602 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:49,400 Now say, "I look good." 603 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,534 I look good. 604 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:54,205 All right. 605 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,046 All right, tell me five things you like about yourself. 606 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,714 Go. 607 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:06,383 - Uh, I'm loyal. - Uh-huh. 608 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,919 Considerate, hard worker, 609 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,954 and I like getting into better shape 610 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,223 now that the soreness is wearing off. 611 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,992 That's four. 612 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,094 You're going to make me say it, aren't you? 613 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:18,862 Come on, let's hear it. 614 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:19,897 [Groans] 615 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,132 And I've got a nice smile. 616 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,600 Better. 617 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:26,370 Good. Let's go. 618 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,406 [Groans] 619 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,409 Ah, you kidding me? 620 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,510 [Water splashes] 621 00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,079 Sorry I'm late. 622 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,914 Don't worry, you haven't missed much. 623 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:41,385 I can't putt to save my life. 624 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,620 [Laughs] What happened? 625 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,557 Oh, I ran into traffic on the way over. 626 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,991 No, no. Not that. 627 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,594 I mean, your look and... And your clothes. 628 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:51,929 And everything. 629 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,365 I started working with a dating coach. 630 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,801 Why, is that... Does it look okay? 631 00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,869 [Laughs] Dude, 632 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,237 women are going to be all over you. 633 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,638 Really? 634 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:04,241 I told you a dating coach was the way to go. 635 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,510 That place I suggested... It worked. 636 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,413 No, uh, I found someone else actually. 637 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,647 I don't know who they are, 638 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:12,516 but they definitely know what they're doing. 639 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:13,885 [Chuckles] 640 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,422 And they teach golf too. 641 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,824 You know, her name's Annie Hayes. 642 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,493 I actually went to high school with her. 643 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,894 And she's a dating coach. 644 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,663 No, she's a party planner working as a waitress. 645 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,966 It's, um, kind of hard to explain. 646 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,901 Basically, she needed a job. 647 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,769 Okay, how well do you know this lady? 648 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,138 Um, not all that well. 649 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,807 We went a high-school dance together. 650 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,076 It was a long time ago. 651 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,978 Okay, let me see if I've got this straight. 652 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,280 You hired someone from high school, 653 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,015 a woman you barely even know 654 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,316 to teach you how to date, 655 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,037 and she's someone who normally plans parties 656 00:29:48,061 --> 00:29:48,886 for a living? 657 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,555 Yeah. 658 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:53,858 Pretty much. 659 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,900 ♪ La da da da da da da ♪ 660 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,903 [Dance music] 661 00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,307 ♪ ♪ 662 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:16,281 [People chattering] 663 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:22,486 Hey, you made it. You look great. 664 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,521 Thanks. 665 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,089 I went ahead and got you something. 666 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,224 Oh, what is it? 667 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,527 A cranbertini. 668 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,796 Ah, thanks. 669 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,797 [Clears throat] 670 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,532 So... [coughs] Excuse me. 671 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,101 Why are we having our lesson here? 672 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:39,542 I thought it'd be good to, you know, 673 00:30:39,566 --> 00:30:41,171 just throw you right into the shark tank. 674 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,240 I mean, surely you've noticed girls 675 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:45,042 you've wanted to ask out. 676 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:46,777 Uh, there's this woman 677 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,812 I always see at the coffee shop 678 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:49,947 my friend and I go to, 679 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:53,016 but I've never actually met her. 680 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:54,885 Hmm. 681 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:57,654 All right, you need to learn how to break the ice. 682 00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:02,759 Start a conversation with someone you don't know. 683 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,661 I'm just going to warn you right now, 684 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,964 I'm, uh, awful at this. 685 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,045 Okay, don't worry about it. 686 00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:09,533 It... it just takes practice. 687 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,635 I'm going to give you a few pointers. 688 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:15,505 Okay, don't use cheesy pickup lines. 689 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,908 Just don't do it. It always goes over badly. 690 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:18,909 Right. 691 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,912 And mostly just be yourself. 692 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,214 What do you mean? 693 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,516 Oh, wow. Uh, okay. 694 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,019 Well, when you see someone you want to meet, 695 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,955 you just go up to them, and you say something like, 696 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:33,924 "hi, I'm Harold. 697 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,805 I wanted to introduce myself. What's your name?" 698 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:36,893 It's that easy. 699 00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:39,029 Easy? It's not easy for me. 700 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,431 Hmm... 701 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,668 Okay, see that blonde at the end of the bar? 702 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:46,970 That's potential date number one. 703 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,941 Batter up. 704 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,576 Come on. 705 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,645 Yeah. You can do it. 706 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,714 Take a sip. All right. 707 00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:01,953 [Sighs] 708 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,924 Hi. I'm Harold. 709 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:09,245 Uh, I wanted to introduce myself. 710 00:32:09,269 --> 00:32:10,460 What's your name? 711 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:13,563 I'm Amy. 712 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:14,598 Well, it's um... 713 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,079 [Clears throat] Nice to meet you, Amy. 714 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:20,570 You too. 715 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,574 [Laughs] 716 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,453 Oh, my god. 717 00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:42,659 What was that? 718 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,329 Harold, I didn't think I needed to tell you this, 719 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:47,397 but after the introduction, 720 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:49,366 you got to follow it up with something. 721 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,768 You know, "you look great tonight." 722 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,236 Do you come here often?" 723 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,371 You make some conversation. 724 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,273 And then of course, you ask her out. 725 00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,709 So remember, it's one, two, three. 726 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,377 One: You introduce yourself. 727 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,712 Two: You make some conversation. 728 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:02,746 Three: You ask her out. 729 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,147 Got it? 730 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,616 I told you, I'm not very good at this. 731 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:07,918 Confidence. 732 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,120 You'll get there. 733 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:14,224 Um, I do think that maybe we need to throw in 734 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,793 a little more extra credit. 735 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:21,499 Yeah. 736 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:28,405 Now, say something to her, but be sincere about it. 737 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:33,510 Show her you've really paid attention to her, yeah? 738 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:37,047 How about... 739 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:42,386 You have beautiful eyes. 740 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:45,021 Good. 741 00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:49,260 That... that felt real. 742 00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:54,464 How are you guys this morning? 743 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:55,799 Well. You? 744 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,701 Are you going to be here for dinner tonight? 745 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,002 Nope. Working late. 746 00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,537 I thought you worked the day shift. 747 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,905 For job number one. 748 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:04,708 - There's a job number two? - Long story. 749 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,443 Do you need help finding a place? 750 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,612 Uh, no, thank you. I can do it myself. 751 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,947 I got to go. 752 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,350 I bet she hasn't even started looking. 753 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:17,154 So why is it so important that Annie move out right now? 754 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,115 Don't you think you're being a little hard on her? 755 00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:21,858 Steve, she can't just have a free ride all the time. 756 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,260 I don't get it. 757 00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:25,261 You're more than willing to help me set my shop up. 758 00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:26,702 Why are you so tough on your sister? 759 00:34:26,726 --> 00:34:29,699 I'm not. You don't understand. 760 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,668 You sure it's not payback time? 761 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:33,003 For what? 762 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,739 For resenting her for being the baby of the family 763 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,509 while you had to be the more responsible older sister? 764 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,511 It's not that at all. 765 00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,414 Really? 766 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,016 All right. 767 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,286 Think about it. 768 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:55,792 Annie, I'd like to introduce you to Willy Taylor. 769 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,894 Willy, this is Annie Hayes, my dating coach. 770 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:58,962 Hi. 771 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,163 Nice to meet you. 772 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,724 I got to say, you're doing a bang-up job 773 00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:02,632 with my friend here. 774 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,601 Ah, he's doing a great job all on his own. 775 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,571 I'm just here for moral support. 776 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,975 So when do we expect our target to show up? 777 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,014 [Bell chimes] 778 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:22,352 - Is that her? - Right on time. 779 00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:26,089 [Sighs] I can do this, I can do this. 780 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,758 - I can do this, right? - Of course you can. 781 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,461 Just remember what we worked on, okay? 782 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,822 You know what you're going to say, 783 00:35:32,846 --> 00:35:37,200 so just relax. 784 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,902 Now make your move. 785 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,370 It's time to shine. [Clicks] 786 00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:41,605 All right. 787 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:47,544 All right, here I go. 788 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,515 [Pops lips] 789 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,417 Hi. 790 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:57,521 Hi. 791 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,622 Are you okay? 792 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,390 I just wanted to introduce myself. 793 00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:02,425 I'm Harold. Harold White. 794 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,895 Julie. Julie Owens. 795 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,564 Nice to meet you. 796 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,799 I've seen you here before. 797 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,736 I've seen you too. I love the new haircut. 798 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,939 And that color... It looks great on you. 799 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,541 Oh, thanks. 800 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,810 Yeah, you always look so, um, stylish. 801 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:25,115 Thank you. 802 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:28,218 So, um, what did you order? 803 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:32,622 I usually kind of play it safe and... plain old coffee. 804 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,225 [Laughs] I've tried almost everything. 805 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:36,560 I like to switch it up. 806 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:38,728 Keeps things interesting. 807 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,230 Well, I like that. 808 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:44,968 Sounds, um, adventurous. 809 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,603 Listen. 810 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,804 Hmm? 811 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,306 Do you want to get together sometime? 812 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,409 Yeah. I'd love that. 813 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,477 My number's on the back. Call me. 814 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:57,948 Nice meeting you, Harold. 815 00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,183 Yeah, it's nice meeting you... 816 00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,553 Julie. 817 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,459 That looked promising. 818 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,696 So what happened? 819 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:14,664 Oh, nice! 820 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,932 Whoo! 821 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,168 You scored. I knew you could do it. 822 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,638 I got to call Denise. She's going to go crazy. 823 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,474 You just went from being on the bench 824 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,576 to being the star quarterback. 825 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,844 Never thought I'd see the day. 826 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,947 Yeah. You and me both. 827 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,720 [Laughter] 828 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:45,695 My advice is to make plans to meet Julie for drinks. 829 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,731 It's great because it's a public place, 830 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,366 and she'll feel more comfortable 831 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,734 since she doesn't really know you. 832 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:53,236 Also, it's a short time commitment, 833 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,406 so if things go south, you don't have to stay long. 834 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,308 That's a good idea. 835 00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,676 This also means 836 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:04,247 you get to advance to the next level. 837 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,484 Time to tackle the art of conversation. 838 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,754 Another one of my weak points. 839 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,489 Okay, let's start with the basics. 840 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,457 Listening and asking questions. 841 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,892 They go hand in hand. 842 00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,394 When you ask a question, 843 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,829 it automatically gives you more to talk about. 844 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,198 And when a man listens to a woman 845 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,201 and remembers what she says, 846 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:29,639 in the world of relationships, it's golden. 847 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,574 Trust me on this. 848 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:33,543 [Laughs] Got it. 849 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,478 Okay, so Kim here is going to play your date. 850 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,280 Oh. I'm good at dating. 851 00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:38,348 Good. 852 00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,450 Now, let's say you guys just met, 853 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,085 - you sat down at the bar. - Okay. 854 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,287 You got your drinks, 855 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,423 and now it's time to start talking. 856 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:47,524 Okay. 857 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,392 So Harold, you start things off. 858 00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:53,763 Um... 859 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,166 Hi. Uh... 860 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,569 What are your... What are your career goals? 861 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,037 Career goals? 862 00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,139 Suddenly, I'm, like, at a job interview 863 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,700 with the inquisition. I don't want to... 864 00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:05,909 Yeah, I'm sorry. 865 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,711 Harold, not so formal, all right? 866 00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,246 Try for something a little more relaxed. 867 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,248 Okay. Right, right. Um... 868 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,918 - [Clears throat] - Right. 869 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:19,689 You, um, you look nice tonight. 870 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,225 [Laughs] Oh, thank you, Harold. 871 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:24,394 I don't even have any makeup on. Just the lip gloss. 872 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,130 I just came from the gym. Thank you. 873 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,032 Uh, what do you do for a living? 874 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,567 Oh, I am an actress. Yeah. 875 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,904 Well, um, I'm a waitress by day and actress by night. 876 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:38,007 All right, well, right now, I'm a waitress by day and night, 877 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:40,276 but I'm auditioning and getting lots of call-backs, 878 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,946 thank you for asking. 879 00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:45,115 Uh, what do you like to do for fun? 880 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,151 Oh, for fun? Good question. 881 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,720 I, um, I collect teeth. Different animals' teeth. 882 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,022 You know, they've already passed on, and I love teeth. 883 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,259 And I raise iguanas, which I love. 884 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,360 Mm-hmm. 885 00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:59,395 I make, uh, art out of pie filling, 886 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,797 which is fun. 887 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,433 And um, I'm a wench. I love jousting. 888 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:08,371 I have... I'm the champion jouster at the medieval fair. 889 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,140 No judgment. 890 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,909 Um, it's not going to be this hard with Julie. 891 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:13,910 Cheers. 892 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,747 Oh, cheers. 893 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:20,884 - Mmm. - Mmm. 894 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,087 So, um, what do you do for a living? 895 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,022 I'm a sales rep in real estate. 896 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,624 I've been doing it almost ten years now, 897 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,658 and I love it. 898 00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,560 That's interesting. 899 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:33,196 And how did you get into that line of work? 900 00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:34,964 A friend of my dad's is in the business. 901 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,800 It's what I always wanted to get into, 902 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,102 so after college, I went and worked with him. 903 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,770 That's great. 904 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,207 And, um, what do you like to do for fun? 905 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,109 Oh, where to start? 906 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,077 I love traveling, which I do a lot of. 907 00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:50,680 I just got back from Brazil, which was amazing. 908 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:54,918 Love fashion, love movies. Do you like movies? 909 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,519 Yeah, sure. 910 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,589 What about horror flicks? I love monster movies. 911 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,525 Yeah, I don't get to see too many of them, 912 00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:03,593 but you know. 913 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:04,727 Well, hey, you know. 914 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,796 Something just opened downtown at that theater. 915 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,532 It looks really scary. We should go see it. 916 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:12,035 Ooh, doesn't look too scary, does it? 917 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,570 Well, I hope it's scary. 918 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:14,704 Rah! 919 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,974 [Laughs] 920 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:20,978 [Chuckles] 921 00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,151 So we're going to a movie Friday night. 922 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,254 Hey. Good stuff. 923 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,590 Look at you, racking up those dates. 924 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,091 How did the conversation go? 925 00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:36,359 Pretty good, I think. 926 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,695 It doesn't take much to get her talking. 927 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:43,566 She's really, uh, open about the things she likes to do. 928 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:44,901 Good. 929 00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:48,438 Okay, so now it's time for you to do the same. 930 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,174 Which brings us to our next order of business. 931 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,509 If you really want to get close to somebody, 932 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,245 you need to start sharing. 933 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,113 You mean, like, talking about my background, 934 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,948 that kind of thing? 935 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,317 Well, yeah, but more than that. 936 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:02,986 You know, getting close to somebody 937 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:06,823 means talking about the things that matter to you. 938 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,858 Like, what are you passionate about? 939 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,628 What do you love? What moves you? 940 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:14,330 Those are the things you want to share with her. 941 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,900 Okay, but, uh... 942 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,268 Yeah? But what? 943 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,937 No, I'm just... 944 00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:23,773 I'm afraid I might disappoint, you know? 945 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:27,277 I think I might be kind of boring. 946 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:31,614 Harold, that is so not true. 947 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:35,051 The right person is going to love you for who you are. 948 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,152 Trust me. 949 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:37,287 [Sighs] 950 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,088 There's just one problem though. 951 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:40,057 What? 952 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,058 Who are you? 953 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,827 I mean, I know you have great taste in music, 954 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:49,233 but what are you passionate about? 955 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,902 You took all these photographs? 956 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,437 Yup. 957 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,806 Printed them, too. 958 00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:59,575 I had no idea. 959 00:42:59,576 --> 00:43:01,010 There's something so exciting 960 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:04,614 to me about preserving a perfect moment, 961 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,849 you know, to hang onto something beautiful 962 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:12,221 that never fades nor goes away. 963 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:13,723 Does that sound corny? 964 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,159 No. Not at all. 965 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,560 I just... 966 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:20,830 I wouldn't have guessed you for the creative type. 967 00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:23,132 [Chuckles] 968 00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:26,503 You just keep on getting more and more interesting. 969 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:32,208 Mmm. It's delicious. 970 00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:33,177 Really? 971 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,498 Well, I tried to make it healthy. 972 00:43:34,499 --> 00:43:35,467 You sure it's good? 973 00:43:35,468 --> 00:43:36,713 It's incredible. 974 00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:40,683 Harold, I had no idea you were such a good cook. 975 00:43:40,684 --> 00:43:42,185 - Well. - Okay. 976 00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:45,221 All of this plays into your favor. 977 00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,824 Let's recap, shall we? 978 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:50,426 All right, you like candlelit dinners. 979 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:51,527 Uh-huh. 980 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:53,262 - Gorgeous photographs. - Yeah. 981 00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,031 Your favorite movie is Casablanca, 982 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,872 and we're not even counting the love songs yet. 983 00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:57,800 Need I go on? 984 00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:02,605 Oh, um, does that seem a little bland? 985 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:05,041 No way. 986 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:09,145 Harold, you're like this old-fashioned romantic. 987 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:12,482 Most women think guys like you are extinct. 988 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,883 Or never existed. 989 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:16,319 You know, at least outside a romance novel. 990 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,287 You think so? 991 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:19,522 Oh, I know so. 992 00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,125 Harold, for your next date, 993 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:25,194 I want you to share this side of yourself. 994 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:28,131 Tell her about something you love doing, 995 00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:30,800 and do something with her that's romantic. 996 00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:33,803 I promise you, you're not going to regret it. 997 00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:34,837 All right. 998 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,507 - Okay? - Okay. 999 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,242 - Plenty more of that. - Mmm. 1000 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,543 Good. 1001 00:44:40,544 --> 00:44:44,614 I loved that part when he popped up behind her 1002 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,282 with that big knife. 1003 00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,917 How freaky was that? 1004 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:50,453 I, um, closed my eyes through that part. 1005 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,214 And then the chase scene through the woods... 1006 00:44:52,238 --> 00:44:53,356 Wasn't that scary? 1007 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:56,159 Actually, I closed my eyes through that part too. 1008 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,528 I think I'm going to have nightmares all week. 1009 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,829 [Laughs] Yeah, me too. 1010 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,564 It was great, wasn't it? 1011 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:02,832 Yeah. 1012 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:04,753 They have really good double chocolate cake here. 1013 00:45:04,777 --> 00:45:05,902 Do you like chocolate? 1014 00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:07,537 Love it, I'm addicted. 1015 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:11,407 Well, we could share a piece if you want. 1016 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:14,344 How could I refuse? 1017 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:19,582 Thanks for the movie. 1018 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,085 Thank you for dessert. 1019 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,954 Look, I really had fun tonight. 1020 00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:26,989 Me too. 1021 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:29,560 You're a great guy, Harold. 1022 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,632 Good night. 1023 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,969 Good night. 1024 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,947 Okay, so two fries, two burgers. 1025 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:53,483 Cheese on yours, no cheese. 1026 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:55,124 You want fries, you want mashed potatoes. 1027 00:45:55,148 --> 00:45:56,586 Do you want coleslaw too or... 1028 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,588 - Yeah, we'll do some coleslaw. - Great, you're here. 1029 00:45:58,589 --> 00:45:59,856 I need to talk to you for a second. 1030 00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:01,190 I... uh, Harold, what are you doing here? 1031 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,751 - I thought you had a date. - No, I did. 1032 00:46:02,775 --> 00:46:04,260 - Can I just see you? - Sure. 1033 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,195 Sorry, excuse us. 1034 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,830 - Is everything okay? - Better than okay. 1035 00:46:07,831 --> 00:46:09,231 I had to come by and say thank you. 1036 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,467 You were so right about everything you taught me. 1037 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:13,136 Being myself and asking questions 1038 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:14,704 and just sharing who I am. 1039 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:16,545 I did exactly what you told me, and it was like 1040 00:46:16,569 --> 00:46:17,707 we were really connecting. 1041 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,576 Do you know she even kissed me good night? 1042 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:21,777 - That's so great. - I know. 1043 00:46:21,778 --> 00:46:22,979 I just... I feel different. 1044 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,281 Everything is gonna be different from now on 1045 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:27,016 all because of you. 1046 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:29,285 Ah, thank you. 1047 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,553 Yeah. 1048 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:31,721 So we're still on for Wednesday, right? 1049 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:33,055 - Yeah, for sure. - Okay. 1050 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,957 Good, so... I'll see you then. 1051 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,192 - Okay, I'll see you. - Bye. 1052 00:46:36,193 --> 00:46:37,894 And... and great work. 1053 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,796 Really great. 1054 00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:44,333 Wow. 1055 00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,969 Wow. 1056 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,307 [Panting] Denise, if you don't hear from me by noon, 1057 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,109 I want you to call a paramedic. 1058 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,510 Bye, sweetheart. 1059 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,912 This is all your fault, you know? 1060 00:46:55,913 --> 00:46:57,613 - What is? - This. 1061 00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:59,081 Making me do all this. 1062 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,883 Ever since you started working out, 1063 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,351 all I've been hearing at home is, 1064 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:04,787 "why don't you get in shape like Harold is?" 1065 00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,155 And "why don't you ask Harold to bring you with him" 1066 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:07,423 the next time he works out?" 1067 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:08,904 Yeah, but it feels great, doesn't it? 1068 00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:11,627 Great? This isn't great. 1069 00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:13,896 Great is sitting at home on my couch, 1070 00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,364 watching the game, drinking beers, 1071 00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:16,566 and eating chips. 1072 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,007 Come on, we got to keep up the pace, 1073 00:47:18,008 --> 00:47:19,341 we only got another mile to go. 1074 00:47:19,342 --> 00:47:22,004 What? Shoot me now. 1075 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,973 You know, I was thinking about maybe 1076 00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,042 trying to cook for Julie. 1077 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:28,277 Maybe a candlelight dinner or something. 1078 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:29,779 Who are you? 1079 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,315 Preparing candlelight dinners? 1080 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,450 I definitely don't recognize you anymore. 1081 00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:35,751 I don't recognize me either. 1082 00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:39,522 I got to tell you, feels great. 1083 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,390 This isn't great. 1084 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:44,060 I've never seen Harold like that before. 1085 00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:46,429 He's, like, this whole new man. 1086 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,030 I almost didn't recognize the guy. 1087 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,699 I know, from what I've seen, like, 1088 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,100 you've done a great transformation. 1089 00:47:51,124 --> 00:47:53,102 It's like you have a gift for this, really. 1090 00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:54,570 I mean, if word gets out, like, 1091 00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:56,472 you could be famous, really, you really could. 1092 00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:58,153 You could have, like, your face on the side 1093 00:47:58,177 --> 00:48:01,944 of, like, bus benches or a reality show... 1094 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:05,014 If they offer you a series, can I please, please play you? 1095 00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:07,116 It almost sounded like 1096 00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:09,585 he didn't need me anymore though. 1097 00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:11,220 But that... That can't be right. 1098 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,321 Right? 1099 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:14,390 He needs me, he needs me. 1100 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,826 For sure. 1101 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:19,462 Are you more worried about losing your dating coach gig 1102 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,398 or the fact that this guy is now off the market? 1103 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,800 What do you mean? 1104 00:48:24,801 --> 00:48:26,769 [Gasps] You like him, don't you? 1105 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,371 - I... of course not. - Yes. 1106 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:30,439 That is crazy, no. 1107 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,774 - You do. - I do not. 1108 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:33,215 Your mouth just had a little quiver. 1109 00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:34,877 It never... Has never done that. 1110 00:48:34,878 --> 00:48:38,114 No, it's professional, we're working together, that's it. 1111 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:39,315 - Really? - Really. 1112 00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:40,416 - Really? - Yes. 1113 00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:43,620 All right, just checking. 1114 00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:47,523 Although I have to say, since you've worked on him, 1115 00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:50,092 he has gotten kind of hot. 1116 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,261 I'm just saying. 1117 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:55,698 ♪ Annie and Harold, sitting in a tree ♪ 1118 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,568 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ 1119 00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:07,109 [Blender running] 1120 00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,344 Try this. 1121 00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:11,148 What is it? 1122 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:18,187 It's delicious. 1123 00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:20,323 - Pineapple. - Pomegranate. 1124 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:23,326 - And raspberry. - And coconut. 1125 00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:24,727 [Chuckling] 1126 00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:27,496 So tell me, what am I learning today? 1127 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:31,334 Well, I was thinking, you're at that stage 1128 00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,736 where it's not super serious, 1129 00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,738 but you want it to go that way. 1130 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:38,207 So now might be a good time for you 1131 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,710 to do something nice for her 1132 00:49:40,711 --> 00:49:43,012 or make her feel special. 1133 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:45,581 I love that. What do you have in mind? 1134 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:48,351 All right, well, forget expensive, all right? 1135 00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,186 It shouldn't be anything too big. 1136 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:52,188 You don't want to scare her off. 1137 00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:54,357 So I don't know, just something small 1138 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,059 to show her you really care. 1139 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,829 Oh, you know what? I have an idea. 1140 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,430 - You do? - Yeah. 1141 00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:03,031 See, Julie's always talking about wanting 1142 00:50:03,055 --> 00:50:04,200 to spend time in the city. 1143 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,235 I could take her somewhere nice for dinner. 1144 00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,837 Unless you think that's too much. 1145 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,272 No, no, that could work. 1146 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:12,108 Gotta think about where I could take her. 1147 00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:15,411 It's gotta be really romantic. 1148 00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:17,847 I could... I could probably recommend a place. 1149 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,348 Oh, great, let me know what it is. 1150 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,417 I'll make reservations. 1151 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:24,053 [Sighs] You know, I actually... 1152 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:26,856 I haven't been there in so long. 1153 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,992 I'm thinking, maybe we should go there first and check it out 1154 00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,862 just to make sure it's the right spot. 1155 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,732 Yeah, that sounds great. 1156 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:41,804 [Soft piano music] 1157 00:50:41,805 --> 00:50:44,640 ♪ ♪ 1158 00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,409 I'm thinking, before dinner, 1159 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:48,577 you guys could go for a nice, long walk, 1160 00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:51,046 watch the sun set. 1161 00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:53,983 I like that idea, it's, um, it's romantic. 1162 00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:55,985 And good for the appetite. 1163 00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:57,453 You know, this place is perfect. 1164 00:50:57,454 --> 00:50:59,288 Julie's gonna love it. 1165 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,689 I'm suddenly wondering why I don't 1166 00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:02,291 come into the city more often. 1167 00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:04,026 Harold... I can't believe 1168 00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,195 I just heard you say that. 1169 00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,197 That doesn't sound like the Harold I know. 1170 00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:11,100 Well, that's thanks to you. 1171 00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:13,102 - Oh, before I forget. - Yeah. 1172 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:16,006 Here is your last payment. 1173 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:27,183 So... that homecoming dance we went to... 1174 00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,684 Yeah. 1175 00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:32,254 We danced together. 1176 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,289 No. 1177 00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:35,658 No? 1178 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:38,228 Are you sure? 1179 00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:44,266 You invited a bunch of your friends 1180 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,668 to meet us at the dance. 1181 00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:50,339 I didn't really fit in with that group. 1182 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,941 When I finally got the nerve up 1183 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:56,111 to ask you to dance, I was too late. 1184 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:58,714 Matt Schneider had gotten to you first. 1185 00:51:58,715 --> 00:52:04,454 [Laughing] 1186 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:10,059 Couldn't get up the courage to ask you again. 1187 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,127 Matt Schneider? 1188 00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:14,631 You remember that? 1189 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:20,770 Kind of thing tends to stay with you. 1190 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,610 Sometimes longer than people think it should. 1191 00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:31,113 That's not why you remember the dance, is it? 1192 00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,283 I didn't make you feel that way, did I? 1193 00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:42,091 I'm really sorry, I... 1194 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:46,028 I promise you, I... I never meant to do that. 1195 00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:50,766 I was 15, it was just me trying to have a good time. 1196 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:52,701 Yeah. 1197 00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,872 It wasn't supposed to make you feel bad. 1198 00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:00,910 Well, hey, if it makes you feel any better, 1199 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:05,147 you're doing a lot better in life than I am. 1200 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:10,619 I have no career and no relationship. 1201 00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:12,988 Come on, Annie. 1202 00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:15,149 I mean, you're the prettiest girl from our high school. 1203 00:53:15,173 --> 00:53:19,528 I know you're gonna meet somebody. 1204 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,196 I've seen your work. 1205 00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:25,134 It's only a matter of time before somebody hires you. 1206 00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:28,637 You just have to believe in yourself. 1207 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:31,707 I know I do. 1208 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,176 [Chuckles] Wait a second. 1209 00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:37,780 Did you just give me my own advice? 1210 00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:38,781 I think you did. 1211 00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:40,316 [Laughter] 1212 00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:41,717 Yeah. 1213 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,987 Very good. 1214 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,557 What about Billie Holiday? 1215 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:49,758 Oh, I love it. 1216 00:53:49,759 --> 00:53:51,427 Have you heard her version of Misty? 1217 00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:52,595 Amazing. 1218 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:53,956 Although first place for that song 1219 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,264 still belongs to Johnny Mathis. 1220 00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:57,399 What about Tony Bennett? 1221 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,169 [Chuckles] Classic. Definitely in my top ten. 1222 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:01,570 Uh-huh. 1223 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,706 Do you like Dean Martin? 1224 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,774 You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You. 1225 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:07,910 Mm, it's one of my favorites. 1226 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,913 You know, some people would say we're sappy 1227 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,949 or born in the wrong era for listening to that kind of music. 1228 00:54:13,950 --> 00:54:15,751 Who cares? 1229 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,019 It's the best stuff on earth. 1230 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,288 I know. 1231 00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:21,557 This... This could very well be 1232 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:23,525 my first choice for the song. 1233 00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:25,260 The song? 1234 00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:28,430 Yeah, you know, the one that becomes our song 1235 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:31,434 when you find the right somebody. 1236 00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:36,171 When you share a song with somebody. 1237 00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:37,640 Mm-hmm. 1238 00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:41,244 Oh, I've always liked that idea too. 1239 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,594 Did you just get in? 1240 00:54:58,595 --> 00:54:59,728 Yeah. 1241 00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:02,297 Just a little while ago. 1242 00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:05,634 Been putting in some late nights, you... 1243 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:08,905 You look tired. 1244 00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:11,607 Annie? 1245 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:12,975 Hmm? 1246 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,410 Are you okay? 1247 00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:16,211 Yeah. 1248 00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:18,281 Okay, don't stay up too late. 1249 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,953 Listen, I wanted to tell you... 1250 00:55:29,759 --> 00:55:33,262 I know I haven't been the best sister in the world. 1251 00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:38,667 Moving in here and not really pulling my weight. 1252 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,270 I just... Things haven't really 1253 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:45,507 worked out the way that I wanted them to, you know? 1254 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:49,511 I never thought life would be this hard. 1255 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:53,382 Anyway, I'm sorry. 1256 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:56,618 I just wanted you to know that. 1257 00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,887 Thanks. 1258 00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,824 And I also wanted to tell you 1259 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:04,860 what a great job I think you're doing, 1260 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:09,498 being a great mom and having a great family. 1261 00:56:09,499 --> 00:56:14,470 You've got a lot to be proud of. 1262 00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:17,407 I appreciate that. 1263 00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,411 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. 1264 00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:24,113 Good night. 1265 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:27,183 Good night. 1266 00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:48,337 [Sighs] 1267 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:49,872 [Knock at door] 1268 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:52,175 Annie, yeah, it's open, come in. 1269 00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:59,148 - Hi. - Hey. 1270 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,517 Oh, wow. 1271 00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:02,785 These are new, aren't they? 1272 00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:05,788 Yeah. What do you think? 1273 00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,856 I think they're amazing. 1274 00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:09,458 They belong in a museum. 1275 00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:10,592 Really? 1276 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:14,196 Oh, yeah. 1277 00:57:14,197 --> 00:57:17,199 Wow. 1278 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,201 Man, this is beautiful. 1279 00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:21,471 Thanks. 1280 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,007 [Chuckles] 1281 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:28,043 Uh, are you ready to get started? 1282 00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:30,580 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 1283 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:33,248 [Exhales, sniffs] 1284 00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:35,250 So today we're gonna work on 1285 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:37,886 one of the most important parts of dating. 1286 00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:41,156 Getting close, becoming intimate, 1287 00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:43,625 you know, getting to first base. 1288 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,127 Yeah. 1289 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:49,398 This could be the most important lesson in dating ever. 1290 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,767 Agreed. 1291 00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:55,804 So how do you recommend I make a move? 1292 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,940 Well, first of all, 1293 00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,576 wait until you guys are close together. 1294 00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:01,777 Uh-huh. 1295 00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:03,078 After you've been talking awhile 1296 00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:08,050 or when you're saying good night at the end of the date. 1297 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:12,654 So, um, like this? 1298 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,390 Yeah, good. 1299 00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:19,428 Now, the most important thing is to be natural about it. 1300 00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,097 You know, don't do the old "guy gotta stretch my arm" routine. 1301 00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:23,899 Stay away from tacky. 1302 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,434 Yep. 1303 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:28,837 And... 1304 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,373 And use your eyes. 1305 00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,442 - My eyes. - Mm-hmm. 1306 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:37,079 Look at a girl when she's talking to you. 1307 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,315 And if she's looking at you the same way, 1308 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:43,253 she's giving you the green light. 1309 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,423 Like this? 1310 00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:50,793 Mm-hmm. 1311 00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:54,963 Then what? 1312 00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:59,135 And then you just lean in slowly. 1313 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,640 Yeah. 1314 00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:07,977 And then you just... 1315 00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:26,194 How was that? 1316 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:28,830 It was great. 1317 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:33,435 I mean, I mean, you did all right. 1318 00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:36,204 How do... How do you feel about it? 1319 00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,372 Okay. 1320 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:38,674 Just okay? 1321 00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,375 Well, shouldn't I feel okay? 1322 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:42,778 No, no, you should be okay. 1323 00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:44,446 Definitely be okay. 1324 00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:46,748 Um, I'm just thinking though that we should 1325 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,217 probably run through this a few more times. 1326 00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:52,054 Just to make sure you're comfortable with everything. 1327 00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:54,556 Yeah, I mean, that's a good idea. 1328 00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:57,192 - Sure. - Good. 1329 00:59:57,193 --> 01:00:00,429 So... 1330 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:03,366 I'm ready whenever you are. 1331 01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:09,571 Um, so you were pretty quiet tonight. 1332 01:00:09,572 --> 01:00:11,974 What do you think of the restaurant? 1333 01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,042 It's nice. 1334 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:17,713 I just wish we could have done more, you know? 1335 01:00:17,714 --> 01:00:22,384 Seen a show or maybe check out some clubs. 1336 01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:26,588 There's just so much to do in the city. 1337 01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:30,226 Well, um, maybe next time. 1338 01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:35,998 Can I get your chair? 1339 01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:38,500 It was nice though. Thanks, Harold. 1340 01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:39,768 Sure. 1341 01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:43,372 You know, um... 1342 01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:45,173 People say I'm not such a bad cook. 1343 01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:49,478 Maybe next time we can have dinner at my house. 1344 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,814 That sounds good. 1345 01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,125 Whoo, closing time. 1346 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:05,594 Here we go. 1347 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,762 Hello? 1348 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,397 - Hmm? - Anybody there? 1349 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,832 You've been in a daze all night 1350 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,435 with that, like, gooey look on your face. 1351 01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,871 You okay? 1352 01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:17,739 [Gasps] 1353 01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:20,175 Who is he, and does he have a friend 1354 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:21,977 that looks like Ben Affleck? 1355 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:23,545 [Chuckles] 1356 01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:27,949 No, I'm just thinking about Harold. 1357 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:31,653 You know, he's just not who I thought he was at all. 1358 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:34,322 I mean, he's this amazing photographer. 1359 01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:39,594 And he's smart and romantic and... 1360 01:01:39,595 --> 01:01:41,463 And it's funny, like, all this time, 1361 01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,765 I just thought he was a nobody. 1362 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:47,035 That makes me a horrible person, doesn't it? 1363 01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:49,371 Nope, Annie, it makes you someone 1364 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,474 who obviously has the hots for this guy. 1365 01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:55,744 Kim, he's dating someone. 1366 01:01:55,745 --> 01:02:00,916 And she's beautiful and successful, and I'm... 1367 01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,286 You're beautiful, and you love him. 1368 01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:05,554 Just admit it. 1369 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,156 I cannot like him. He's taken. 1370 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,925 And that was not my point. 1371 01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:11,259 What was your point? 1372 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,762 I don't know, I just... 1373 01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:16,565 I didn't realize what a great guy he is. 1374 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:21,636 All right, whatever you say. 1375 01:02:21,637 --> 01:02:23,472 I'm out of here. 1376 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,608 [Whistles] 1377 01:02:26,609 --> 01:02:29,644 [Romantic music] 1378 01:02:29,645 --> 01:02:31,880 Whatever you're cooking smells incredible. 1379 01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:34,149 We're gonna be ready to eat in about ten minutes. 1380 01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:37,152 My special Risotto. 1381 01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:38,487 Harold, you don't happen to know 1382 01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,855 any event planners, do you? 1383 01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:41,496 A good friend of mine is putting together 1384 01:02:41,497 --> 01:02:42,657 a big fundraiser in the city. 1385 01:02:42,681 --> 01:02:43,792 Are you serious? 1386 01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:46,394 - She said they're desperate. - I know someone great. 1387 01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,163 She and I went to high school together. 1388 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:49,364 Can you get me her number? 1389 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,633 Yeah, of course, no problem. 1390 01:02:51,634 --> 01:02:52,801 Thank you. 1391 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:54,903 So where are we going tonight? 1392 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,305 Uh, what do you mean? 1393 01:02:57,306 --> 01:03:00,308 You mentioned dancing. 1394 01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,029 Oh, right, yeah, no, I thought we'd pick out 1395 01:03:02,030 --> 01:03:04,031 some records from my collection and dance here. 1396 01:03:04,032 --> 01:03:05,180 I got lots of Sinatra. 1397 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:07,282 You like Sinatra? 1398 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,050 I guess I misunderstood. 1399 01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,486 I thought you meant we'd be going out for the dancing part. 1400 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:14,756 No, I just kind of planned a quiet evening in. 1401 01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:17,760 What do you think? 1402 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:21,263 Anything I can do to change your mind? 1403 01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:24,199 I'm not really into the old stuff. 1404 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,670 It reminds me of what my parents listened to. 1405 01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,540 Sure, yeah, okay. 1406 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:33,608 Great. 1407 01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,329 There's a new bar that just opened downtown 1408 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:37,279 I've been dying to check it out. 1409 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,114 I heard they have a great band. 1410 01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:41,984 I'll see what time the show starts. 1411 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:52,027 Megan, here is a hot chocolate with whipped cream. 1412 01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:54,095 Thank you. 1413 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:56,231 And a coffee for you, young lady. 1414 01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:57,399 Harold. 1415 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,600 You're not gonna believe this. 1416 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:00,468 - I... I got the job. - Whoa. 1417 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:03,738 I am officially employed as a party planner. 1418 01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:05,974 And it's in the city. 1419 01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:08,410 You're welcome. 1420 01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:10,579 Thank you for this too. 1421 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:14,749 So, um, how did your date go? 1422 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:17,319 Did slow dancing sweep her off her feet? 1423 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,554 Not exactly. 1424 01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:22,791 She, uh, really wasn't up for a quiet evening in. 1425 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,926 She always wants to go out 1426 01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:27,162 and do something... 1427 01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:29,231 Something fast and furious. 1428 01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:32,100 Ah, well, believe it or not, 1429 01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:34,135 this is actually a good thing. 1430 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,905 You're starting to see each other's differences. 1431 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:39,341 Which brings us to our next topic. 1432 01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:41,610 The subject of give and take. 1433 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,946 Compromise is essential to making any relationship work. 1434 01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:48,350 So what do you suggest I do? 1435 01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:49,951 Well, since you gave on the dancing bit, 1436 01:04:49,975 --> 01:04:51,553 I say switch it around. 1437 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,888 Invite her to do something you really want to do. 1438 01:04:53,889 --> 01:04:55,824 - You think? - Yeah. 1439 01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:59,461 If you want to be someone, you find ways to compromise. 1440 01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:03,798 And who wouldn't want to spend time with you, Harold? 1441 01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:05,200 I think that's the nicest thing 1442 01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:08,803 anybody's ever said to me. 1443 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,005 Hold still for a second. 1444 01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:12,073 [Laughs] No. 1445 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:13,808 No, stop. 1446 01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:17,379 No way, I never pass up a beautiful photo. 1447 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,513 Okay, that's enough. 1448 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:19,681 That's good, that's good. 1449 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,082 You know what, I'm taking photos 1450 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,151 out by the lake tomorrow, you want to come along? 1451 01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:24,519 Why? 1452 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:29,791 No reason, I just... I like your company. 1453 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,293 Okay. 1454 01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,662 I'll pick you up at 5:00 then. 1455 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,431 Wait, in the morning? 1456 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:40,835 Whew. 1457 01:05:40,836 --> 01:05:43,038 Do you always get up this early to take pictures? 1458 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,506 Well, I have to. 1459 01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:46,808 The light is perfect this time of day. 1460 01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:48,510 It's magic hour, you know? 1461 01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:50,312 Magic hour? 1462 01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:55,550 Yeah, um, well, it's soft, you know? 1463 01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:58,920 Everything has this nice, beautiful... 1464 01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:01,456 Like, a golden look about it. 1465 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:03,758 It only happens at sunrise and sunset. 1466 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:04,993 Mm. 1467 01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:06,161 You want to take a look? 1468 01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:08,530 - Go ahead. - Yeah. 1469 01:06:08,531 --> 01:06:10,332 Oh, wow. 1470 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,501 That's pretty. 1471 01:06:14,537 --> 01:06:18,807 I feel free out here, you know? 1472 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,975 - Does that sound weird? - No, not at all. 1473 01:06:20,976 --> 01:06:23,378 I love being out here this time of day, it's like... 1474 01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:27,182 Well, it's like the whole world is just waking up. 1475 01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:29,884 Yeah. 1476 01:06:29,885 --> 01:06:33,421 So this event I'm planning... 1477 01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:36,691 It's a fundraiser to preserve our parks. 1478 01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:37,792 Well, that's a great cause. 1479 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:39,227 It is, yeah. 1480 01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:41,563 And what I'm thinking is we could feature 1481 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,465 your gorgeous landscapes. 1482 01:06:43,466 --> 01:06:44,866 [Scoffs] 1483 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,368 No, come on, think about it. 1484 01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:49,104 You know, photos everywhere of what we're trying to save? 1485 01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:53,641 And you'd get some free advertising out of it. 1486 01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,610 You interested? 1487 01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:56,778 - Are you kidding? - No. 1488 01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:59,013 Yeah, of course I'm in. How great. 1489 01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:01,684 All right. 1490 01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,655 I love this. 1491 01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,558 We definitely have to use this one. 1492 01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:12,193 Oh, are you sure it's good enough? 1493 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:13,561 Absolutely. 1494 01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:15,163 It's beautiful. 1495 01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:17,232 Don't question my good taste. 1496 01:07:17,233 --> 01:07:19,868 Sorry, my mistake. 1497 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,337 You can really see that look of magic hour 1498 01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:26,374 you were talking about. 1499 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,744 Somebody was paying attention. 1500 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,747 It's like, um... 1501 01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:35,984 A picture out of a fairy tale or something, 1502 01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:39,455 where it's all soft and glowing. 1503 01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:42,857 - Come here. - What? 1504 01:07:42,858 --> 01:07:44,659 - Come here. - Why? 1505 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:47,662 [Soft jazz music] 1506 01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,664 You mean...? 1507 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:50,799 - No. - Please? 1508 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,000 No, no. 1509 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:53,521 Julie doesn't like this kind of music. 1510 01:07:53,545 --> 01:07:56,471 I don't have anybody to dance with. 1511 01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:59,774 And Matt Schneider isn't around to steal you away from me. 1512 01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:01,415 I can't believe you're guilt-tripping me. 1513 01:08:01,439 --> 01:08:02,877 Mm-hmm. 1514 01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,718 You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? 1515 01:08:04,742 --> 01:08:06,014 Probably not. 1516 01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,917 Come on, dance with me. 1517 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,820 ♪ What went wrong ♪ 1518 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:14,556 Well, I guess I do owe you one. 1519 01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:15,890 ♪ ♪ 1520 01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:20,629 ♪ We lost each other in every way ♪ 1521 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:28,570 ♪ Sometimes we're blinded, don't you know? ♪ 1522 01:08:28,571 --> 01:08:32,474 So after that dance we went to... 1523 01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,108 Mm-hmm. 1524 01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:37,445 You dropped me off and walked me to the door 1525 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,682 and kissed me good night. 1526 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,517 No. 1527 01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:44,619 - No? - No. 1528 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:49,090 Um, you sat in the front seat with my mother. 1529 01:08:49,091 --> 01:08:52,393 When we dropped you off, you waved good-bye. 1530 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:55,597 And that was it. 1531 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:59,100 I think that was the last time we spoke in high school. 1532 01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:03,905 ♪ Suspecting all along ♪ 1533 01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:07,008 ♪ That something was so wrong ♪ 1534 01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:11,746 Are you sure you didn't walk me to the door? 1535 01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:15,183 Yes. 1536 01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:17,485 ♪ But the memories ♪ 1537 01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:20,723 ♪ They won't let me ♪ 1538 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:27,162 ♪ I've got a bad case, don't you know? ♪ 1539 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,501 So you and Denise should have a good refund this year. 1540 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:36,671 Just increase the deductions on your paychecks. 1541 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,139 You got it. 1542 01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:41,242 Hey, how are things going with Julie? 1543 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:42,877 Oh, they're going great. 1544 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,345 Good. 1545 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,247 Hey, what are you working on? 1546 01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:47,815 A new landscape? 1547 01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:50,419 No, it's just a work in progress... 1548 01:09:53,589 --> 01:09:55,189 Ah, pictures of people. 1549 01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:58,059 The man is breaking new ground. 1550 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:01,930 This isn't Julie. 1551 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,600 Does somebody have a crush on his coach? 1552 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:07,769 - I don't. - Mm-hmm. 1553 01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,771 You should go work on your taxes, don't you... 1554 01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:12,574 [Laughs] 1555 01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:14,209 [Door shuts] 1556 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,213 And to celebrate... 1557 01:10:19,214 --> 01:10:21,115 - Whoa. - Ta-da! 1558 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:23,217 Uh, what is that? 1559 01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:25,119 Uh, I don't know, it was all we had left 1560 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,222 when I closed up last night. 1561 01:10:28,223 --> 01:10:29,557 Banana cream, I think. 1562 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,159 Not bad. 1563 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,794 And what's the candle for? 1564 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,162 Well, I wanted to add some flair. 1565 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:36,598 I know it's a birthday candle, but who cares? 1566 01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:39,167 We're celebrating your graduation. 1567 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:41,103 Go, blow it out. 1568 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,727 There's still one more lesson though, right? 1569 01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,287 True, but first a toast. 1570 01:10:51,213 --> 01:10:52,814 [Sighs] 1571 01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:55,383 It's official, you're a heartthrob. 1572 01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:57,685 [Chuckling] 1573 01:10:57,686 --> 01:11:01,623 And one of the nicest guys I know. 1574 01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:04,525 I hope Julie knows how lucky she is to have you. 1575 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:09,063 But most of all, here's to your happiness 1576 01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:12,133 because you deserve it. 1577 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:13,701 Do I get to say a few words? 1578 01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:16,037 By all means. 1579 01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:18,172 A toast, back to you. 1580 01:11:18,173 --> 01:11:20,842 I learned from the best. 1581 01:11:20,843 --> 01:11:22,310 And I also got to spend a lot time 1582 01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:25,747 with the prettiest girl in high school, 1583 01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:28,650 who I always had a crush on. 1584 01:11:28,651 --> 01:11:30,551 You did? 1585 01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:34,422 I did. 1586 01:11:34,423 --> 01:11:37,558 Huh. 1587 01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:41,896 Okay, final lesson. 1588 01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:45,667 And this is probably the most important thing 1589 01:11:45,668 --> 01:11:47,201 I will ever teach you. 1590 01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:49,370 I call it my golden rule. 1591 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,205 [Chuckles] Okay. 1592 01:11:51,206 --> 01:11:52,540 There's not a lot to it. 1593 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,276 It's just something you should always remember. 1594 01:11:55,277 --> 01:12:00,615 When in doubt, trust your gut. 1595 01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:02,517 Follow your heart. 1596 01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:07,589 And always, always be honest... 1597 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:13,495 With yourself and with the person you're with. 1598 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:25,774 [Grunting] 1599 01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:30,946 Oh, uh... Aah! 1600 01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,583 It's so wet and muddy. 1601 01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:38,986 Are we there yet? 1602 01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:44,192 [Continues grunting] 1603 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,562 Here it is. 1604 01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:49,497 This is it? 1605 01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:51,566 There's not, like, a beach or something? 1606 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,470 No, I told you it was a little more rustic than that. 1607 01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:58,873 Oh, great, my shoes are ruined. 1608 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:01,242 I just bought them. 1609 01:13:01,243 --> 01:13:03,010 [Groans] 1610 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:05,113 Are you almost finished? 1611 01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:07,248 Have you taken everything you need to take? 1612 01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:09,450 The light isn't really what I want. 1613 01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:12,086 This was supposed to be an early morning trip. 1614 01:13:12,087 --> 01:13:14,388 Well, the party ran late last night. 1615 01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:16,069 I didn't get to bed till 2:00 this morning. 1616 01:13:16,093 --> 01:13:18,126 I overslept. 1617 01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:19,894 [Sighs] 1618 01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:21,129 What's wrong? 1619 01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:23,531 Nothing, just not gonna get anything I can use. 1620 01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:27,769 Great, does that mean we can leave now? 1621 01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:29,337 Yeah. 1622 01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:31,373 Okay. 1623 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:47,556 [Laughter] 1624 01:13:51,593 --> 01:13:54,028 You just have the best laugh in the world. 1625 01:13:54,029 --> 01:13:56,364 Aww. 1626 01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:57,532 - I gotta get going. - Yeah. 1627 01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:59,467 Thank you so much for stopping in. 1628 01:13:59,468 --> 01:14:00,668 It was great to see you, Matt. 1629 01:14:00,692 --> 01:14:01,769 Yeah, I'll see you soon. 1630 01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:03,738 - Bye. - You're the best, Annie. 1631 01:14:03,739 --> 01:14:06,107 She is the best. 1632 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,775 Nice to meet you, handsome Matt. 1633 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,013 Take care. 1634 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:21,689 - Kim. - Oh, yeah. 1635 01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:23,124 Is that guy's name Matt? 1636 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,126 Yeah, yeah, that's Matt. 1637 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,461 Did you get his last name? 1638 01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:29,330 I forget his last name. 1639 01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:31,766 He's a high-school friend of Annie's. 1640 01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:33,000 Is it Matt Schneider? 1641 01:14:33,001 --> 01:14:36,637 Yes, Matt Schneider. 1642 01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:39,273 You okay? 1643 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,441 Hey, Harold. 1644 01:14:40,442 --> 01:14:43,311 Hi, I didn't know you were here. 1645 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:44,846 Why didn't you say hi? 1646 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:48,816 Uh, you were busy. I didn't want to interrupt. 1647 01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,519 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, you okay? 1648 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,489 Yeah. 1649 01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:59,994 Um, I found an apartment in the city. 1650 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:02,163 I'm gonna be moving there. 1651 01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,264 When? 1652 01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:05,299 Pretty much right away. 1653 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:09,370 Mm. Well... 1654 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:14,041 Great it's all coming together for you. 1655 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,778 Seems like all your dreams are coming true, huh? 1656 01:15:17,779 --> 01:15:20,348 Yeah. 1657 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:25,019 I owe you big-time, Harold. 1658 01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:27,288 [Cell phone rings] 1659 01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:30,458 [Sighs] It's Julie. 1660 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:34,061 Oh, take it, yeah. 1661 01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:37,431 Hello. 1662 01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:39,634 Okay. 1663 01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:41,335 I'll see you then. 1664 01:15:41,336 --> 01:15:44,273 - Sorry. - It's fine. 1665 01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:52,179 Um, I just wanted to... 1666 01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:54,415 What? 1667 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:59,353 I just was gonna say, um, thank you 1668 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:02,224 for helping me get that job. 1669 01:16:04,426 --> 01:16:07,329 You deserve it. 1670 01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:26,814 How was your last shift? 1671 01:16:26,815 --> 01:16:28,482 Great. 1672 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,052 Sounds like it. 1673 01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:33,921 I'm moving out tomorrow. 1674 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:36,157 I thought you were leaving on Saturday. 1675 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:39,160 No, my apartment's ready in the city, 1676 01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:43,030 and there's no reason for me to stay. 1677 01:16:43,031 --> 01:16:45,766 The sooner, the better, right? 1678 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:48,536 You could stay if you want. 1679 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,705 What? 1680 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:52,146 I thought you wanted me to move out. 1681 01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:54,075 Wasn't that the whole point? 1682 01:16:54,076 --> 01:16:57,545 No, I... 1683 01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:00,614 It's... it's really hard to stand out in this family 1684 01:17:00,615 --> 01:17:02,783 when the kid sister is you. 1685 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,418 What? 1686 01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:06,887 I guess I've always resented that. 1687 01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:10,791 Uh, have you been drinking? 1688 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:15,196 Because if not, maybe now's not a bad time to start. 1689 01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:18,532 I'm serious. You were the baby... 1690 01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:20,693 The pretty one that got to go out and have a good time. 1691 01:17:20,694 --> 01:17:22,228 But I had to make a good example, 1692 01:17:22,229 --> 01:17:24,271 so I just did what I was told. 1693 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:27,174 Okay, first of all, you're nuts. 1694 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:29,410 Second of all, I was the one who couldn't 1695 01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:31,412 measure up to you. 1696 01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:32,646 Do you know how many times I heard, 1697 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,115 "why can't you be more like Claire?" 1698 01:17:34,116 --> 01:17:35,349 When we were growing up? 1699 01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:37,918 - No, you did not. - I did so. 1700 01:17:37,919 --> 01:17:40,688 Mom and dad worshipped you, and you know it. 1701 01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,524 - I don't think so. - Well, I know so. 1702 01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:44,792 And I'm right. 1703 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,596 You're wrong, forever and infinity, so there. 1704 01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:54,068 I am so proud of you. You are so brave. 1705 01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:57,405 Going out there and living your dreams. 1706 01:17:57,406 --> 01:18:00,609 Doing all the things I never had the courage to do. 1707 01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:07,248 And I think you are a huge success in life. 1708 01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:10,718 Having a home, a family, 1709 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:14,055 all the things that really matter. 1710 01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:17,091 So we both want what the other has. 1711 01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:20,027 We're quite the pair. 1712 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:23,664 I guess so. 1713 01:18:23,665 --> 01:18:27,568 I'm really sorry for making things hard for you. 1714 01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,271 I'm sorry too. 1715 01:18:30,272 --> 01:18:33,574 I really look up to you. I always have. 1716 01:18:33,575 --> 01:18:36,044 I want you to know that. 1717 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,916 Will you teach me how not to be a loser in life? 1718 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,085 Baby, you are not a loser. 1719 01:18:44,086 --> 01:18:47,521 You're brilliant at everything you do. 1720 01:18:47,522 --> 01:18:51,892 And I want you know, I have always thought that about you. 1721 01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:53,060 Really? 1722 01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:55,831 Yes, really. 1723 01:19:01,369 --> 01:19:03,404 What's wrong? 1724 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:07,842 Nothing, nothing. 1725 01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:10,812 Just the man of my dreams is already taken. 1726 01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:27,661 - Hi. - Hi. 1727 01:19:27,662 --> 01:19:29,864 Thanks for coming. 1728 01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:31,799 Do you want to get something? 1729 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,069 No, no, I'm fine. 1730 01:19:35,070 --> 01:19:37,371 Julie, there's something I wanted to t... 1731 01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:40,107 Before you do, there's something I need to say first. 1732 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:41,375 - This can't wait, I... - No. 1733 01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:44,078 Really, please. 1734 01:19:44,079 --> 01:19:48,048 I've been thinking about a lot of things... 1735 01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:49,950 About us. 1736 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:54,755 And I just think that we're two very different people, 1737 01:19:54,756 --> 01:19:58,792 which is why I think we should stop seeing each other. 1738 01:19:58,793 --> 01:20:01,595 Are you saying you don't want to see my anymore? 1739 01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:04,031 I hope you understand. 1740 01:20:04,032 --> 01:20:06,300 I think it's for the best. 1741 01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:08,135 No, that's great. 1742 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:10,070 I mean, it's not great, I'm just... 1743 01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:14,675 I'm glad that we're on the same page. 1744 01:20:14,676 --> 01:20:18,245 I guess so. 1745 01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:22,650 Look, Julie, I want to thank you for being honest. 1746 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,587 Because I really think that's the best way. 1747 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,757 Yeah. 1748 01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:33,561 You take care. 1749 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,997 Good-bye, Harold. 1750 01:20:45,774 --> 01:20:48,042 Take that picture, and put it in the corner over there. 1751 01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:51,212 Thank you. 1752 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:52,313 Are you the Annie Hayes 1753 01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:54,548 responsible for putting all this together? 1754 01:20:54,549 --> 01:20:56,717 Um, that depends, do you like it? 1755 01:20:56,718 --> 01:20:58,118 I love it. 1756 01:20:58,119 --> 01:21:01,322 - Then I'm Annie Hayes. - And I'm Malcolm Winters. 1757 01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:02,423 Hi. 1758 01:21:02,424 --> 01:21:04,992 This is amazing. 1759 01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:07,194 My hobby is photography. 1760 01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,597 But whoever did these is a true artist. 1761 01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:11,332 His name's Harold White. 1762 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:15,169 Listen, my company's having its Diamond Jubilee. 1763 01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:18,072 I'd like to talk to you about it, here's my card. 1764 01:21:18,073 --> 01:21:20,674 Give my office a call next week and set something up. 1765 01:21:20,675 --> 01:21:23,711 I will, thank you. 1766 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,379 That's great. 1767 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:26,747 You're staying for the party? 1768 01:21:26,748 --> 01:21:28,048 Oh, I wouldn't miss it. 1769 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,484 And I can introduce you to my photographer friend. 1770 01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:32,853 I love his work. See you later. 1771 01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:35,390 Okay. 1772 01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:38,025 Great job. 1773 01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:40,428 Thank you. 1774 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:50,070 [Sighs] 1775 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,072 Harold, why aren't you in the city? 1776 01:21:52,073 --> 01:21:54,375 Doesn't the party start at 7:00? 1777 01:21:54,376 --> 01:21:55,976 I just wanted to leave this for Annie. 1778 01:21:55,977 --> 01:21:57,777 For you to give her the next time you see her. 1779 01:21:57,801 --> 01:22:00,537 Can I see? 1780 01:22:03,785 --> 01:22:05,953 Mommy, look, it's me and Annie. 1781 01:22:05,954 --> 01:22:08,055 I also, um, wrote a letter 1782 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:10,958 explaining to Annie why I wouldn't be there tonight. 1783 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:14,028 I don't understand why you're not going to the party. 1784 01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:16,764 You got Annie the job, your photos are on display. 1785 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,165 Well, there's only so many times 1786 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:21,935 I can let myself be rejected by Annie. 1787 01:22:21,936 --> 01:22:23,972 [Sighs] What are you talking about? 1788 01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:29,943 I had a bad experience a bunch of a years ago. 1789 01:22:29,944 --> 01:22:31,879 Annie and Matt Schneider were a big part of it, 1790 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,014 and I don't want to go through that again. 1791 01:22:34,015 --> 01:22:37,184 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm confused here. 1792 01:22:37,185 --> 01:22:40,155 Me too. 1793 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:45,025 Matt Schneider really likes Annie. 1794 01:22:45,026 --> 01:22:48,562 She seems to like him too. 1795 01:22:48,563 --> 01:22:51,365 [Laughs] You really don't get it. 1796 01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:54,568 Annie likes you. 1797 01:22:54,569 --> 01:22:57,805 Annie told mommy that you were the man of her dreams. 1798 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,441 She did? She said that? 1799 01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:01,542 Those were her exact words, 1800 01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:05,045 except she thought you were taken. 1801 01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:07,515 You can still make it. 1802 01:23:13,888 --> 01:23:16,457 Before I turn the evening over to dancing, 1803 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,826 I'd like to thank our donors. 1804 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:23,230 [Applause] 1805 01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:25,432 For all of you who have been admiring the impressive 1806 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:27,534 images around the room, I'd like to introduce 1807 01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:29,470 the photographer. 1808 01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:31,673 Is Harold White in the room? 1809 01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:39,481 Mr. White? 1810 01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:47,721 Hi, I'm Harold. 1811 01:23:47,722 --> 01:23:50,524 Mr. White has offered to donate all the proceeds 1812 01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:52,526 from the sale of his photographs 1813 01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:55,195 to help us save our parklands. 1814 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:57,364 [Applause] 1815 01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:01,001 Thank you, sir. 1816 01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:02,669 Thank you, everyone. 1817 01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:06,273 Uh, I need to thank someone special. 1818 01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:10,644 She's the person who put this whole party together. 1819 01:24:10,645 --> 01:24:13,247 She's a woman of many talents. 1820 01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:17,317 And, uh, I'm living proof of that. 1821 01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:19,019 Her name is Annie Hayes. 1822 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:22,023 [Applause] 1823 01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,227 Annie and I knew each other a little in high school, 1824 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,930 but recently, I've had the chance 1825 01:24:29,931 --> 01:24:33,801 to get to know her much better. 1826 01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:36,403 She's taught me a lot about who I am, 1827 01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:38,873 who I want to be. 1828 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,344 I don't know how I'm ever 1829 01:24:44,345 --> 01:24:47,048 gonna thank her for everything. 1830 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:54,488 Annie, I like my life so much more with you in it. 1831 01:24:54,489 --> 01:24:57,392 I'd like to keep it that way. 1832 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:04,498 Oh, and, uh, I agree with you. 1833 01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:06,300 I think this would make an excellent choice 1834 01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:09,938 for the song. 1835 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,849 [Playing I wanna be loved] 1836 01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:27,354 ♪ I wanna be loved ♪ 1837 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:31,124 ♪ With inspiration ♪ 1838 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,728 ♪ I wanna be loved ♪ 1839 01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:36,964 What do you think? 1840 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:39,032 Can this be our song? 1841 01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:42,970 I think you've got great taste in music. 1842 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,305 [Chuckles] 1843 01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,943 ♪ Hold me tight ♪ 1844 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:55,916 ♪ I wanna be kissed ♪ 1845 01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:59,553 ♪ Until I tingle ♪ 1846 01:25:59,554 --> 01:26:05,560 ♪ I wanna be loved ♪ 126717

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