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- CG two, this is dispatch.
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What's your status.
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-20 klicks to the drop zone.
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Hot as hell out here.
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Looks like smooth sailing.
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Over.
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- Copy that, CG two.
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The goose is loose.
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- Oh, wish these things
had bigger seats.
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- Juicypops!
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They're coming!
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They're coming!
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- They're coming!
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- Oh shit.
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Where the hell did
they come from?
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- Keep back, you little
garden gnome.
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- Juicypops!
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- And you're dead.
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That dude just got a motorcycle
up his butt.
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- Wheelie time!
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- That was stupid.
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I say weave around,
like a snake.
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Aachi and Ssipak!
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- We are pooping
in a pot, we all
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love to poop a lot.
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The Diaper Gang's
latest hijacking is foiled by
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Shiball City Police.
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- This department is committed
to tackling the Diaper Gang
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problem once and for all.
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- Have you been pooping
for your country?
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- I can't go when people
are watching.
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- Drink Flogurt, the laxative
of patriots.
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- Did, you chode.
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Did you even count these?
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We're two short.
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- Uh, you know I can't count.
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Are you
just pretending to count?
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- Yes.
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- Ha.
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Did you even graduate
from kindergarten?
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Baby can't count, baby
doesn't get a share.
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- Yeah right.
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I can count to seven.
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- You gotta take it easy.
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You think you can
count to seven?
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Prove it.
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If you can count to seven, I
won't shoot you in the face.
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- Listen to this, fucker.
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1, 2, 90, 3.
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I-I'm running out
of numbers here.
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7-
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So I'm gonna through you
against this wall.
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Let's go steal some
more Juicypops.
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- You knocked my shoes off!
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- Ha ha ha.
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Look at these cretins.
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Turd burglars.
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Trying to keep their
poo to themselves.
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Selfish.
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They'll be the death of
our great society.
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Wouldn't you agree, Captain?
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- Uh.
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Uh, ye--
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Uh, yes.
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It's, uh, dangerous to keep
it inside of you when--
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- You shit.
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We were
once a noble people, and
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delivered our turds to the city
with pride in return for
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our precious Juicybars.
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But were we appreciated?
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No.
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Because when we became addicted
to the Juicybars, we
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changed into freaks!
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We were flushed out.
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Abandoned.
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And now we can't
even defecate.
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But now we are free.
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Free from a system that gives
us shit for taking our crap!
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Their number two makes
us number one!
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- Number two!
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Number two!
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Number two!
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Woo woo!
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- But now we are all
up shit creek.
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We haven't had one Juicybar
in a month.
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You know why?
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The police forces?
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No!
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It's because you little
dingleberries can't even take
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out one god damn cop!
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Stand up.
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This is your last chance.
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Where can we find
the Juicybars?
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- W-we can m-make them
out of, uh, juice?
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Wrong!
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You die!
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- Uh, w-we could try ourselves
and poop in toilets for us to
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make the Juicybars.
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- Do you want all our
brothers to die?
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Do you want us to starve?
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- Yeah!
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Wait, no.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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- We could, uh--
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Uh, invest in stocks and bonds,
and make a lot of
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money, and--
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- I heard two guys are stealing
Juicybars in Section 4.
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Please don't kill me!
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- Hm.
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Aachi and Ssipak.
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- All right, hit and run.
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And a-one, and a-two,
and a-headbump!
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Surprise!
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It's tear gas.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Kick down the door, dude.
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Your Juicypop
is being delivered.
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- No hard feelings, man.
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Especially for you.
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What did you eat?
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Juicybar
delivered.
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EnJ'0Y-
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- You need to eat more fiber.
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Oh man, that smells
like a baby dook.
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Phew!
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- Suck gas, bitches.
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- Whew.
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- Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na,
Gasman!
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- Dude, stop fucking around.
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- Gasman!
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- Gas ain't cheap, you know.
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Man, this stuff smells almost
as bad as you do.
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- Do the crazy moves,
like cool guy.
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But I'm not.
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- Fuck off.
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- Dude, run!
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- Hey guys, what's up?
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- It's too hot for this.
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- You guys ready to talk yet?
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- I don't think he is.
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- You guys got a lot
of Juicies, huh?
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You must've been knee-deep
in shit.
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Too bad you're on our turf.
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Our boss gets a cut of
everything stolen here, or
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didn't you get the memo?
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- Hey-
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- What?
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- Wanna see a trick?
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Got your penis.
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- Very funny, Mr. Clean.
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- Argh, that's just
unnecessary, man.
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- Oh, there's so much
blood in my head.
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- Listen up, rice ball, unless
you want me to turn your
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tongue into sushi, bring the
boss 100 Juicies a day.
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Man, you got cavities.
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Now get to work and
grow some hair.
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- Bring them to our office,
Shiball City Prison.
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You got 'til sundown,
fudgepackers.
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- Let's go.
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Oh, Jimmy says hi.
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You can thank him for all
those broken teeth.
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- Ugh.
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Jimmy.
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- BM stands for Big Money!
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We're given the citizen who
excretes the most a defecation
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vacation at a luxury resort.
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The complete package includes
VIP services, comp buffets,
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and butt massages, and
these lovely ladies!
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- I love to poop!
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- Ooh yeah.
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You like that?
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- Yes.
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- You like that?
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'Yes!
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- You like that?
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- Cut.
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Cut!
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- Huh?
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- What do you think this is?
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Some cheap, amateur,
internet porn?
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I No.
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This is a pornographic
expeflence.
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Imagine his dick
as a Juicypop.
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The story is about a girl
who sacrifices her
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anus to save the world.
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They'll call it the greatest
film ever created by the hands
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of mankind.
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I'm so pa--
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Bullshit!
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy!
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'W ha'?
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- Jimmy, wake up!
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Hey, remember us?
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- You sold us out.
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Dr. Strange
made mincemeat out of another
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prison guard today.
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- That sick old scientist.
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If he hadn't created our special
cyborg agent, I'd have
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him cooked by now.
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Put him in solitary so
he can't play Doctor
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Frankenstein, and report that
there have been no incidents.
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- Yes ma'am.
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- Geko.
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Excellent work today
with the diaper.
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- My report, 99 kills,
no survivors.
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Now these back, nerd.
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- Aren't robots supposed
to have manners?
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- Every citizen of Shiball City's
implanted with an anal
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ring at birth, which monitors
how much and
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how often you defecate.
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In return for your turds, you
will receive delicious and
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life sustaining Juicypops for
a long and happy life.
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Removing the ring is punishable
by death.
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- Tape recorder, purple
pickle, old shirts.
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Man, I thought my room had
some weird stuff in it.
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- Dude, he's really fucked up.
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Then stop
wasting Juicies on him.
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- Look at this.
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His eyelids are so stretchy.
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- All right, my turn.
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Do I look like a bitch to you?
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Old friend, you're in
a lot of shit, man.
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Shit, man.
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Shit, man. Shit man.
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Shit man.
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Shit man.
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- Yes.
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I am Shitman!
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- This underwear really
hurts my balls.
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- My junk is twisted up
like a rattlesnake!
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- One, two.
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Ah!
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Wh a?
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Whoa!
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- Oh man, he really stuck
that landing.
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Let's take him to a
taller building.
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- As much as I'd love to make
asphalt guacamole out of him,
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we need him for something
else.
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Come on.
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- What the who?
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- Maybe the sewer's
on its period.
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- How much further?
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- Uh,.
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- The mob is hiding out
in the prison.
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That's pretty god damn
ironic if I say so
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myself, right guys?
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- All right, lights out.
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- They keep raping us in here.
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- Quiet down or I'm
gonna rape you.
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- Only the boss can take
his shoes off.
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80 Juicybars
from Razor gang in Section 3.
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-80 Juicybars from Razor
gang in Section 3.
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-25 Juicybars from the Cobra
gang in Section 4.
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-25 Juicybars from the Cobra
gang in Section 4.
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- Only 25 bars?
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They're either lazy or
they got tighter ass
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holes than a frog.
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- I'll let them know
to loosen up.
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- Wake up then, lady.
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See who it is.
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- Got a visitor, man.
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- Ooh, she pretty.
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Let her in.
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- Oh my god.
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What a beauty -What?
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She's a he.
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00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,429
He's a she.
269
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,430
- What?
270
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,389
- Huh?
271
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,349
Jimmy, is that you?
272
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,018
- Huh?
273
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,770
- Are you out of your mind?
274
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,653
- What are you gonna do?
275
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,198
Charge me for smoking?
276
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,657
- Jimmy, no.
277
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,206
- Get him out of here.
278
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,541
- You're in for it now,
pretty lady.
279
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,045
I'm gonna put this sharp thing
way into your guts and stuff.
280
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,299
You're gonna bleed
until you die!
281
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,968
- Oh my god, we should win
an award for this.
282
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:19,057
Hey lady, time to bust a cap.
283
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,683
Break his knees.
284
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,685
Break his knees.
285
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,312
Break his knees!
286
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,563
- Huh?
287
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,527
Break his knees.
288
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,904
- We're climbing up a ladder.
289
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:33,905
- Ugh.
290
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:34,989
- We're climbing up a ladder!
291
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,449
- You freak.
292
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,326
I'm gonna cut you and make
every day a victory!
293
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,466
- This is awesome.
294
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:17,031
- You just threw me
out the window.
295
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,825
- Yeah, cause you're so ugly.
296
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,326
- How dare you?
297
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:27,709
- Now you're ugly and dead.
298
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,588
Don't worry, you'll
heal up just fine.
299
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,564
- What are you kids looking at?
300
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,773
- Kids?
301
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,358
Hey, who you calling
kids, grandma?
302
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,864
- Are you Miss Beautiful?
303
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,577
I loved you in Paranormal
Asstivity, 1 and 3!
304
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,037
- Ssipakg
305
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,956
Come back here, you stupid
horndog dick for brains!
306
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,917
We got a job to finish!
307
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,418
God damn!
308
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,555
- Show that crazy bitch,
or bastard, or--
309
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,806
right now!
310
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:26,684
- Huh?
311
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,102
Wh a?
312
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,020
- Huh?
313
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:29,979
Huh?
314
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:30,855
What's going on?
315
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774
Who's playing ping pong.
316
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,236
- Round up all the Juicybars.
317
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,144
- Where am I?
318
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,899
What 'the--
319
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,401
Aliens?
320
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,865
Game over, man.
321
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,366
Game over!
322
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,760
Alien queen, get away
from her, you bitch!
323
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,394
Brotality.
324
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,355
- Uh oh.
325
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:52,038
- There are so many good
ways to kill you.
326
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:52,538
- Please!
327
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,331
No!
328
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,040
I'll do anything!
329
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,541
I was drugged!
330
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,793
- Aw, boo goo.
331
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,836
- When movie becomes a hit,
I can pay you anything.
332
00:22:59,003 --> 00:22:59,837
- Movie?
333
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,339
- Yeah.
334
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,968
When "The Heroine" goes number
two, hundreds of Juicybars
335
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,345
come flying out.
336
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,514
It's gonna be a movie gold!
337
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,850
Hundreds of Juicybars
with one dook?
338
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,560
How is that possible?
339
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,147
- W-well, I-it's just a
movie, you know, a--
340
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,315
- Bullshit!
341
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,150
Tell me how it works.
342
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,945
Tell me, or else you die.
343
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,031
- M-m-my movie's about Joan of
Arc, you know, and-- and--
344
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:27,824
a-and--
345
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,491
and--
346
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:29,826
- Spit it out!
347
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,828
- Well, t-these scientists travel
back in time and find
348
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,872
her, t-take out her anus chip,
and reprogram it so that every
349
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,791
poop counts as 10,000 poops.
350
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,460
A-and then they put it back in
her butt, and when she poops,
351
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,505
10,000 Juicybars come gushing
out as her reward.
352
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:46,300
S-so, you see, the people revere
her as a god because
353
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,969
she has a magic anus!
354
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,263
-10,000 Juicybars.
355
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,349
That's a terrible idea
for a movie, but an
356
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,018
awesome idea for us.
357
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,312
- Dude, I don't know why you
keep following this girl.
358
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,814
She's way hotter than you.
359
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:00,815
- Shut up, man.
360
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,485
Actors
wanted for period drama.
361
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,405
Role requires great emotional
depth and
362
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,699
willingness to poo on camera?
363
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,659
So, they
poo on the camera?
364
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:12,618
- Ah, Jimmy.
365
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,995
Why won't you die?
366
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,997
He's like a cockroach.
367
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,583
- Dude, let's go beat him up in
front of Beautiful so she can
368
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:22,378
check out all my huge
muscles and stuff.
369
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,130
OK.
370
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,049
So, this is
Joan of Arc, and she was born
371
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,634
to save the world, OK?
372
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,260
A-and she..
373
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,970
And she's really pretty.
374
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,597
Then, a hunky time traveller
shows up wearing pants, and he
375
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,932
says Joan of Arc.
376
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,100
Show me your butt.
377
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,894
There's something
wrong with it.
378
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,437
B-but--
379
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,606
But then Joan of Arc gets really
angry, and she kicks
380
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:42,940
him in the balls.
381
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,777
But then God shows up--
th-that's me-- and says, Joan
382
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,697
of Arc, your old butt chip is
defective, but with this new
383
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:53,910
butt chip, if you poop, you'll
get tons of Juicybars, and it
384
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,369
will be sweet!
385
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,871
That's stupid.
386
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,415
It doesn't even make sense.
387
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:04,045
How about a woman who saves
a man with her titties?
388
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,214
A rich man.
389
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,174
- This is my move.
390
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,384
- Well, I like it.
391
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:11,594
- Look.
392
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,847
N-now this is a high
quality film.
393
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,433
With class.
394
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,144
We can't have boobs
shaking around.
395
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,064
Just butts.
396
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607
Junk in the trunk,
as they say.
397
00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:26,943
- Why do I care about
butts when I've
398
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,694
got boobs like these?
399
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,658
Make it about tits, OK?
400
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,077
- Oh, no, you put that
front butt away.
401
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:40,665
You wouldn't know a good film
if you had sex with it.
402
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,208
Well, you
would know good sex if it
403
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,918
had sex with you.
404
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,169
Ciao.
405
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,471
- Rock, paper, scissors.
406
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,723
Yeah.
407
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,434
Bend over, asshole.
408
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,395
You'll never bag a girl
like Beautiful.
409
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:05,481
The problem is, she thinks she's
hot, spicy shit, and to
410
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,900
her, guys like you are just
plain, lukewarm, shit.
411
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,486
You'll need a butt load of
money to change that.
412
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:11,571
Yeah right.
413
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,697
My shit's on fire.
414
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,323
- Woo hoo hoo hoo.
415
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,326
Not a bad show in there.
416
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,328
- Oh my god, she's so naked.
417
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:19,870
Naked?
418
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,747
W-what?
419
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:22,873
Dude.
420
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,791
Let me see.
421
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:24,750
- No way.
422
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,670
We Rock, Paper, Scissor'd.
423
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:28,254
- Hm.
424
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,382
Looks pretty small.
425
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,884
You sure she can crap big?
426
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,720
- Oh, she's full of it.
427
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,604
She can shit like 10 times
a day, no problem.
428
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,438
Here, watch this.
429
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,814
We're gonna be drowning
in poop.
430
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,528
- Beautiful!
431
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,034
- Oh my god, I think you broke
my lumbar support.
432
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,869
- Jimmy is dead.
433
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,580
So dead.
434
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,081
- What are you doing?
435
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,791
I'm calling my manager.
436
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,293
- OK.
437
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,508
_Hey guys.
438
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,760
Uh, run!
439
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,501
Ow, my butt hurts.
440
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,044
I wonder why.
441
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,713
- Hey, you guys part of that
little blue man group?
442
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,547
- No way.
443
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,591
Do we look like midgets
to you?
444
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:56,801
Hell no.
445
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427
We were just walking by.
446
00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,679
- Perverts.
447
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:05,101
- You sure know how to pick
them, you douche.
448
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,519
- Weirdos.
449
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,854
They better not have a hidden
camera in here.
450
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,607
Damn it.
451
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:14,902
You must
be constipated.
452
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,947
- Yes.
453
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:21,075
You think
that will work?
454
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,326
- No.
455
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,960
For constipation,
Goldlax and Silverlax!
456
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,129
Shut up!
457
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,130
- She's not just a bitch.
458
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,923
She's a noisy bitch.
459
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:40,386
I say we just throw her
back to the diapers.
460
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,096
- I think she likes me.
461
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,056
- All right, Romeo, but if we
keep her, I get her Juicybars
462
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,725
when she's done.
463
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,143
Successful
defecation.
464
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,353
Juicybar delivery in progress.
465
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,522
Your Juicybar is being
delivered.
466
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,149
Your Juicybar
is being--
467
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,400
Error.
468
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,778
Your error is being Juicy.
469
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:58,779
Oh Shit!
470
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,620
- Oh man, something's wrong.
471
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,458
Uh, we have a code Brown
in Sector 4.
472
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,169
All units in Sector 4 respond,
or whatever.
473
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,968
- I've never seen
so many Juicypops before.
474
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:24,346
What did that pervert director
do to my butt?
475
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,934
- She's so pretty,
beautiful, and hot.
476
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,060
Her tits.
477
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,897
They're pretty-
478
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,691
- So that's why the
Diaper gang wanted her.
479
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:39,487
One dump and she gets
tons of Juicybars.
480
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,822
I get tons of Juicybars.
481
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,033
I'm gonna be rich!
482
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,034
- Climb.
483
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:45,576
Climb.
484
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:46,118
Climb.
485
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:46,660
Climb.
486
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:47,203
Climb.
487
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:47,745
Climb.
488
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:48,287
Climb.
489
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:48,829
Climb.
490
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,873
Climb.
491
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,959
- Hey, baby what you need is a
manager, someone to deal with
492
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,252
all those Juicybars.
493
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:56,837
- Is this guy bothering you?
494
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,173
Because I can be
your bodyguard.
495
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,174
And your lover?
496
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,592
- Hey-
497
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,511
This trip's for business,
not pleasure, man.
498
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:04,762
- Some bodyguard.
499
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,722
You ran away from baby people.
500
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:10,768
- I was just getting my bike
ready for the getaway.
501
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:11,769
- Get them!
502
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,729
Get them!
503
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,189
- More garden gnomes.
504
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:18,150
Run!
505
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,695
- Well, I-it's getting late,
a-and I just ratted out my
506
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,113
friends again, and--
507
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,282
a-and this thong is chafing
my num nums.
508
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:33,082
You know, maybe it's time you
let me go home, Your Blueness.
509
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,876
- Stab you in the eye.
510
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:44,760
'Ya!
511
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,762
Hiya, ya. ya!
512
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:47,805
Hiya!
513
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,766
- I got so many student loans.
514
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,727
Hey Diapers, keep the change!
515
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,251
- You got bullets
in all my fish!
516
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,555
- I wonder what this
lever does.
517
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:30,806
Fish!
518
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,198
- This is Sidecar patrol.
519
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,408
The apartment's empty.
520
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,578
No signs of life
on the street.
521
00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:53,579
Oh shit.
522
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:54,830
The Diapers.
523
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,593
- Save your bullets!
524
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,094
Find the girl.
525
00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,099
- Where are we?
526
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,649
- What are you looking
at me for?
527
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,067
Look at them!
528
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,539
We found
this guy at the scene.
529
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,335
He's super dead, and his name
was Jimmy, presumably killed
530
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:42,962
by the Diaper gang-
531
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,673
I guess he used to be a porn
director, but did a lot of
532
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,092
crime stuff to.
533
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,678
These two retards were also
at the crime scene.
534
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:54,515
We thought they were homeless,
but are actually low-grade
535
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:57,977
crooks, and if anyone knows
about the Juicybar error in
536
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,689
Sector 4, it's probably them,
even though they are retarded.
537
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,649
- Get to the point!
538
00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:06,986
How did they get all those
Juicybars out?
539
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,530
- Uh, well, uh we
have no leads.
540
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:10,322
'Shut
541
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,157
Mobilize everyone!
542
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,951
Bring them to me now.
543
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,644
- Found her.
544
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:04,895
- We found her!
545
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,151
At the apartment we raided,
we located this suspect,
546
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,946
Beautiful, who we believe the
Diaper gang were after.
547
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:17,116
The Diaper gang cannot poop,
so their need for Juicybars
548
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,076
makes them a prime suspect.
549
00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:21,995
If we capture Beautiful, we
might be able to finally crack
550
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,665
this case for good.
551
00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,667
The SWAT team is standing
by to track any
552
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,293
large Juicybar deposits.
553
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,004
- Get to the point!
554
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,133
Will you catch her or not?
555
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,552
- I will try my best,
of course.
556
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,597
If course you will,
or you will die.
557
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,766
- You listen to me,
sonny friend.
558
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,186
You're talking to the brand new
Aachi, and now Aachi's got
559
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,940
a watchie, and some necklaces,
and a whole mess of customers
560
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,775
waiting to buy my Juicypops.
561
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,862
Aw, but I guess if you want
some, you can sneak in through
562
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:59,199
the back door so you don't
embarrass me, with an old man
563
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,576
or whatever.
564
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,328
Beautiful, we got a new
customer coming in.
565
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,957
Why don't you pinch out
some more money loafs?
566
00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,001
- Moron.
567
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:10,878
Next one's going on your head.
568
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,754
- What did you say?
569
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:13,881
What did you call me?
570
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,340
A Mormon?
571
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,179
Shit.
572
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,472
All units drive like
crazy to Sector 6.
573
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,189
- Just rough them up a little.
574
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,357
And remember, my share is 75%.
575
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,487
- Ready?
576
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,197
Let's go.
577
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,868
- I got so many bullets
for them to eat.
578
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,328
Let's go talk shit.
579
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,799
- Look at this guy.
580
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,092
Bald and beautiful.
581
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,678
That's what they say, right?
582
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:02,888
- Shut up, Ssipak.
583
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,642
- What the hell, man?
584
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,560
I told him to use
the back door.
585
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,437
Front door's for strippers!
586
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,234
- Freeze!
587
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,444
- They're here for Beautiful!
588
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:29,915
- Up on a limb, hands in the
air, jump to your death.
589
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,709
- Who do you think you are?
590
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,002
- Where's the girl?
591
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,254
- Which one are you
talking about?
592
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,589
I got too many girls to count.
593
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,590
- Repel.
594
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:38,882
Repel.
595
00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:39,800
Repel.
596
00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:40,592
Repel.
597
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,301
Repel.
598
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,844
- You'll be OK, sweetheart.
599
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,100
- Damn it.
600
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,893
Don't you know who I am?
601
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,061
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
602
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:52,437
Let's make a deal.
603
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773
You like, uh, bribes?
604
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,239
I give up.
605
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,241
She's in the bathroom.
606
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,534
- Raid the bathroom!
607
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:12,624
- Oh geez.
608
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,667
- Back.
609
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:14,376
Back, back, back.
610
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,551
- Huh?
611
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,975
Who the hell are you?
612
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,977
- Fuck this.
613
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:36,440
God damn this pirate leg.
614
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,609
What are you waiting for?
615
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:40,569
Move it.
616
00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:43,780
Diapers?
617
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,073
They ruined my leg!
618
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,325
Arghg
619
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:03,717
_My morl€Y-
620
00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:07,429
My money!
621
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:07,846
- Oh.
622
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,890
Did I just fart?
623
00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:12,059
Yeah, I just farted.
624
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:15,228
- We're dying in here.
625
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,229
- What are you doing?
626
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,689
Get in there and fight!
627
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,822
- Get down!
628
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:26,782
- Nobody move.
629
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,283
I have grenades!
630
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,294
- Oh shit.
631
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,678
- Aachi!
632
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,318
- It burns!
633
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,413
Brain trauma.
634
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:14,871
Huh?
635
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,456
- There they are!
636
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,457
Arrest them.
637
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,512
- Oh shit, more Diapers!
638
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,324
- Two, three, four.
639
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:51,867
Kill.
640
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:52,451
Murder.
641
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:52,742
Headshot.
642
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:53,702
Miss.
643
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:53,994
Double kill.
644
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:54,786
Combo.
645
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:01,251
I wish
I never met you two idiots.
646
00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:02,961
Don't
say that, sweet pea.
647
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,213
You are my life now.
648
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,137
- You're a terrible driver.
649
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,100
- You're still alive?
650
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,768
Where did you go?
651
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,605
- Aw, damn it.
652
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:22,564
- Oh shit.
653
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,565
Diapers!
654
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,488
- Butt munch, you led
them right to us.
655
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,405
- No I didn't.
656
00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:33,700
They're the ones who
followed me.
657
00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,202
- You--
658
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,661
- Yeah, ass crab.
659
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,085
- Why are we riding
up these stairs?
660
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,629
- I don't know.
661
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,256
We really should be riding
on the road!
662
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,679
Oh screw.
663
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:55,680
We're fucked.
664
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,890
- You're my bodyguards.
665
00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:58,850
Do something!
666
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,227
I'll save everyone.
667
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,270
- Oh, we're sitting in
deep doo doo, dude.
668
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,982
They're after her butt.
669
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,234
- Seize them!
670
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,950
- Ssipak.
671
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:15,492
- Aachi.
672
00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:16,701
- Ssipak.
673
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,835
- Help!
674
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:07,627
Help-
675
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,087
Help!
676
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:13,049
Let me go, you cyborg dildo.
677
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,803
- Rock, paper, cyborg.
678
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:17,804
- Yeah.
679
00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,055
Get him.
680
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,015
Twist the leg.
681
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:20,890
Twist the leg.
682
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,350
Punch him in the mouth.
683
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,936
Shit.
684
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,605
Uh, my motorcycle's
getting wet.
685
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,656
- Rah!
686
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,275
- Ugh, get off me.
687
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,276
Go!
688
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,527
Ah!
689
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,068
{giggles}
690
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,319
You lose!
691
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,010
- Chaos in Shiball City as
the Diapers run rampant.
692
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,345
Toilets in every sector
are under attack.
693
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,764
Police are
overwhelmed by the diapers.
694
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:15,935
- We urge all citizens to
continue their civic duties in
695
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,478
their homes.
696
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:19,439
- They're just sweeping through
the city like bees!
697
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:22,901
- You're pathetic, getting
whipped by baby gnomes.
698
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,861
- Shit currently is crazy.
699
00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:27,822
- Stop, I can't crap anymore.
700
00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,282
Please not the dog food.
701
00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:31,242
I poo better with cat food.
702
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,911
- Giddy up!
703
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,705
- Porn actress Beautiful has been
spotted with the diapers.
704
00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,206
Is she their new queen?
705
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,476
- Where are your previous
Juicybars now?
706
00:48:56,643 --> 00:49:02,649
You've been shitting on us for
years, and now we're gonna
707
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,109
shit on you!
708
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,110
- Shit on you.
709
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,070
Shit on you.
710
00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:10,073
Shit on you.
711
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,158
God damn it!
712
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:14,410
I was on top of the world,
and now look at us.
713
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,374
We're just on top
of a building.
714
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,209
We're nothing without
Beautiful.
715
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:22,210
That bitch!
716
00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:24,504
It's all her fault, though.
717
00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:26,339
This sucks.
718
00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:29,759
- You don't talk about
Beautiful that way.
719
00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:32,553
She's perfect, and the only
reason we had anything is
720
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,305
because of her magical butt.
721
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,974
- Magical butt?
722
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,643
The only thing she poops
out anymore is trouble.
723
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:39,727
- Yeah?
724
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:40,436
And what did you
ever do for us?
725
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,771
You suck.
726
00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,023
- You suck at everything,
and you're stupid.
727
00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:50,655
- I'm going.
728
00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:51,656
- What?
729
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,825
Where are you going?
730
00:49:53,992 --> 00:49:55,201
- To save Beautiful.
731
00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:56,411
- What?
732
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,913
I told you, you really
are stupid.
733
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,289
The cops couldn't beat
the Diapers.
734
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,500
What the hell are
you gonna do?
735
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:06,004
- I'm going to beat them up
myself, with or without you,
736
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,006
with both hands if I have to.
737
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,968
And even if they keep coming,
I'm not gonna stop.
738
00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:12,510
- What?
739
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:13,845
+j
740
00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:15,346
I realize what I said,
but, uh, I'm gonna
741
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,180
keep going with it.
742
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,808
Sh-Shut up.
743
00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,644
- You dumb romantic!
744
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:25,064
You can't beat off
the whole world!
745
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,315
Yes I can!
746
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:38,244
- There seems to be a traitor
among us, because now we suck
747
00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,371
at fighting Diaper Babies!
748
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,373
- It's my duty to inform you
that anyone not wearing
749
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,750
sunglasses is a traitor.
750
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:47,336
As you can see, I've got
two pair on my face.
751
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,713
'Enough!
752
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,048
Anyone can wear sunglasses.
753
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:52,967
You could all be traitors!
754
00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:57,805
I think it's time to implement
PLR, Plan Last Resort.
755
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,619
- I'm so dizzy.
756
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:31,089
- Doctor, you look dizzy.
757
00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:34,050
Have you been spinning
or drinking?
758
00:51:34,217 --> 00:51:36,135
- I've been spinning.
759
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,512
You just saw me.
760
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:43,726
I suppose you want me
to fix the robot.
761
00:51:43,893 --> 00:51:46,145
If you bring him back
to life, there
762
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,980
will be no more spinning.
763
00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,400
I promise.
764
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:57,740
I'm happy and also, bring
me beer, woman.
765
00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:58,866
As you wish, Doctor.
766
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,118
As you wish.
767
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:04,914
- Here we go.
768
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,335
Right.
769
00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,884
Remember the plan.
770
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,303
Aachi kicks down the door.
771
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,847
I don't need Ssipak to steal
these Juicypops.
772
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:23,599
He can beat off people all
he wants, but he's not
773
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,309
gonna beat off me.
774
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:29,522
- Occupied.
775
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:30,982
Occupado.
776
00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,150
Busy in here.
777
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,401
- One, two, three,
shuttle kick.
778
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:39,407
- What the?
779
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,159
You?
780
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,661
You're that little
turd burglar!
781
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:44,662
- What's that?
782
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:45,705
- Me too.
783
00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:46,789
- Nice hair, Goku.
784
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:47,415
Have a good night--
785
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,457
- You look like an elf.
786
00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:49,959
- Where's your bald friend now?
787
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,029
Where is she?
788
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,739
Where did you creeps take her?
789
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:23,451
Tell me where my Beautiful is,
or I'll pop your head like a
790
00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,160
balloon.
791
00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:24,994
- Who are you?
792
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:26,245
- Where's Beautiful?
793
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,332
Tell me where my love
boat has sailed.
794
00:53:52,939 --> 00:53:54,273
- Eat motorcycle!
795
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,415
No!
796
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,673
My bike!
797
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,217
What am I supposed to drive
chicks around in now?
798
00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:29,850
- Aachi, what the hell
are you doing here?
799
00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,435
- Letting you apologize.
800
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,646
- Not until I beat up
all these midgets.
801
00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,231
- Do you realize how
that sounds?
802
00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:36,691
- Like I'm buff as hell.
803
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,817
- Really?
804
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,402
'Cause it sounds like
you're gay as hell.
805
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,153
- Least I'm trying to
save Beautiful.
806
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,863
- By beating people off?
807
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,575
- Shut up or I'll beat you off.
808
00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:54,250
- Hoo hoo hoo.
809
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:59,880
I love building robots,
all day long.
810
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,340
Even more than spinning.
811
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:18,232
- If you bring the scientist who
created your cyborg, I'll
812
00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:20,735
kill the police chief.
813
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,612
- And I want a super awesome
looking Hang glider.
814
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,240
- It's yours, but if you're
planning on betraying me, I
815
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:29,660
will betray you first, and by
betray, I mean murder the shit
816
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:30,870
out of you.
817
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,830
That's how I betray people.
818
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:33,873
- That sounds terrible.
819
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,291
I will never betray you.
820
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:38,044
And I really Can't wait
for that hang glider.
821
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,545
I'll be ready for you tonight.
822
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:50,056
- Now do you feel like talking?
823
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,057
Hm hm?
824
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,018
- I peed in all your clothes.
825
00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:55,686
- Where's your hideout?
826
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,980
Tell me, or I'll use bleach
next time, and it's
827
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,191
gonna burn so bad.
828
00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,942
- I know nothing.
829
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,736
I am God.
830
00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:05,071
- He's not gonna talk.
831
00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:08,783
I think he pooped his pants.
832
00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:11,077
- They got these Diapers
trained good.
833
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,662
What do you say we
just kill him.
834
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:14,121
'No!
835
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,790
No,no,no,no!
836
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:23,089
- Doctor.
837
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:26,467
From now on, you work for me.
838
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:30,679
- Working for the mutants, eh?
839
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,766
Well, the robot's
already done.
840
00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:35,226
Heh.
841
00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:37,645
Sure, as long as you
don't spin me.
842
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:39,605
- Go spin him.
843
00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:40,398
- Spin.
844
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:40,689
Spin.
845
00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:41,440
Spin.
846
00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:42,233
Spin.
847
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:42,817
- When will you kill the chief?
848
00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,073
- I wanted the pleasure
of killing you,
849
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,535
and now I have it.
850
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,329
- When will you kill the chief?
851
00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:58,124
When will you kill the chief?
852
00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:01,752
When will you kill the chief?
853
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,462
Even
your own men want you dead.
854
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,800
If you want to find us,
come to the desert.
855
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,679
- How dare you betray me
before I betray you?
856
00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,097
- Ma'am.
857
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:15,433
Ma'am, we can't find
the doctor.
858
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:23,083
- Argh, I think my eyeballs
are boiling.
859
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,752
- She's nearby.
860
00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:26,504
My boner's a divining rod.
861
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,214
That's
gross, man.
862
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,426
- Attack!
863
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,629
- Oh shit, World War IV.
864
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:11,173
The cops and the Diapers
are going at it.
865
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:13,050
Dude, we are gonna die.
866
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,927
We should leave, like,
right now.
867
00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:16,095
Screw Juicybars.
868
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:17,137
I wanna live.
869
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,639
- You're being a puss.
870
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,099
The love of my life
is down there.
871
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:21,058
I'm not leaving without her.
872
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,268
- Don't be a hero.
873
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,769
You'll get us both killed.
874
00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:24,603
No!
875
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,187
No, do it yourself.
876
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,939
I don't wanna die.
877
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,630
- Now deploying inflatable
torpedo.
878
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,854
- Geko, you fool, you'll
kill us all.
879
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:08,063
- Get out of here!
880
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,565
Get out of here!
881
01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,075
- Shit!
882
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,411
- What the fuck?
883
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,880
- Ow, my brain.
884
01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,052
- Group hug!
885
01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:22,740
- He's so fast!
886
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,166
This is a really weird
wrestling match.
887
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,669
- How about we just give up?
888
01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,671
- OK.
889
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:41,133
Dude, I really hope there's
not a mine cart coming up.
890
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,384
- Me too!
891
01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:46,722
- What?
892
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:47,598
So ironic!
893
01:02:47,765 --> 01:02:50,601
- I hate mine carts!
894
01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:53,061
Actually, this is kinda fun!
895
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,879
- Think you can take me alive?
896
01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:20,214
Over my dead body.
897
01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:25,177
Arghg
898
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,087
All
this for a girl?
899
01:04:00,254 --> 01:04:02,548
No wonder I'm single!
900
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,049
- Shut up.
901
01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:05,050
Huh?
902
01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,052
Beautiful?
903
01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:08,512
- Would you stop talking crap?
904
01:04:11,682 --> 01:04:12,766
- Beautiful!
905
01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:26,697
Grab my hand!
906
01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,948
Hold on.
907
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:37,809
- Whoa.
908
01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:36,994
Hurry,
pull her in.
909
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,413
We gotta pull
your fat ass in first!
910
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:47,879
How have we not pulled
her in yet?
911
01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,840
She's like all the
way in the cart.
912
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:51,091
- Do something!
913
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,821
'No!
914
01:07:12,988 --> 01:07:14,072
Beautiful!
915
01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:39,306
- Ooh hoo.
916
01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,557
Welcome to the party.
917
01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:55,655
- Robot's coming over.
918
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,115
Get ready!
919
01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,116
- Roger over.
920
01:07:58,283 --> 01:07:59,367
Get ready!
921
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,754
- Since we're about to die, I
just wanted to tell you, I
922
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:12,255
think Beautiful's hot!
923
01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,218
- Me too.
924
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,516
- Robot's coming!
925
01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,476
- Coming?
926
01:08:24,643 --> 01:08:25,477
- Ready!
927
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,793
You've
been a butt slut!
928
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,839
I've been patient until now,
but we've run out of time.
929
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:40,177
I need that ring out of your
sweet ass, so I can have all
930
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,762
the Juicybars to myself!
931
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,438
- Don't touch her.
932
01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:54,065
- That ring is mine,
you burn victim.
933
01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:57,611
But first, you die!
934
01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,112
Arghg
935
01:09:59,279 --> 01:09:59,905
- Oh, man, weird.
936
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,406
Who threw that?
937
01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:31,436
- What?
938
01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,896
No.
939
01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:34,856
Die, little monster!
940
01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,358
Die!
941
01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:46,785
- You.
942
01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:48,620
- Ssipak, isn't that--
943
01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:49,663
- Jimmy.
944
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,081
Jimmy's
a robot cop?
945
01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:53,250
- I killed you with
my bare hands.
946
01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:57,963
Let go!
947
01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:01,049
You filthy bastard!
948
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:02,759
Why won't you die?
949
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,238
- Piece of shit.
950
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,201
What the hell?
951
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,414
'No!
952
01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:38,420
- Later, gator.
953
01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,755
- Get back here, you
big, blue asshole!
954
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,510
- Boo'.!
955
01:11:47,429 --> 01:11:49,639
Well, that was easy.
956
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,350
- Huh?
957
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,853
- Come fight me like
a man, bitch!
958
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,563
- Beautiful.
959
01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:58,565
Beautiful!
960
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,275
- Get over here .
961
01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:01,276
- All right, shit man.
962
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:03,528
Time to save the world.
963
01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:23,048
- Take that!
964
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:24,758
- Hey, the elevator stopped.
965
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,760
That was lucky.
966
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,720
- Very fiesty.
967
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:29,971
You like it rough?
968
01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:31,473
Me too!
969
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:37,645
I am your master.
970
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,647
Say it!
971
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,448
- This song rules.
972
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,119
- We're not making cheap
hotel porn here.
973
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,621
I told you guys to
do it right!
974
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,085
You're charged
with unlawful assembly,
975
01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:43,336
conspiracy, and assassination.
976
01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:46,548
Dead or alive, you're
coming with me.
977
01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,588
- Whoa!
978
01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:29,883
- Whoa.
979
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:30,800
- Whoa!
980
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:45,648
.HelP-
981
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:46,649
Help!
982
01:14:58,995 --> 01:14:59,579
Help!
983
01:14:59,746 --> 01:15:00,830
He--
984
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,040
- Beautiful.
985
01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:03,541
Just a little bit further.
986
01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,963
- Where am I? what is this?
987
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:09,964
- You idiot.
988
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,717
You'll kill us both!
989
01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:13,968
- Ow!
990
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:14,719
I didn't do anything.
991
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,221
I swear!
992
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,183
Please, get it off!
993
01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,185
I just came back to life.
994
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,896
I don't wanna die.
995
01:15:25,063 --> 01:15:27,148
- I hate you!
996
01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,826
- Beautiful, you can do it.
997
01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:41,329
- Dude, I can't hold on.
998
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,748
You have to.
999
01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:44,999
- I can't.
1000
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,751
- Damn it!
1001
01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:47,752
- Save yourselves.
1002
01:15:47,919 --> 01:15:49,003
- I won't let you go.
1003
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:49,963
I love you.
1004
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,714
- I love you too.
1005
01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,181
I have to find a stop.
1006
01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,683
- Be patient, baby.
1007
01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:02,934
We're almost there.
1008
01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:04,435
- Yeah.
1009
01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:05,853
We gotta find you a real
toilet for that
1010
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,273
million dollar ass.
1011
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,358
- What are you so happy about?
1012
01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:12,026
- There's no competition left.
1013
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,945
Whole city's ours now.
1014
01:16:14,112 --> 01:16:14,904
Ha ha.
1015
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,281
- Ours, huh?
1016
01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:17,699
- That's right, ours.
1017
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,034
My brains, Ssipak's peas,
and your ass.
1018
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,036
- Who asked you to
be my partner?
1019
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,289
- Well, you need a
manager, right?
1020
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:25,498
Big city, lots of money.
1021
01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,125
Someone to deal with
your business.
1022
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,626
Ha. get it?
1023
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,087
- Dude, you tell the
shittiest jokes.
1024
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,090
- Standard management
fee is 10%.
1025
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,341
- I can live with that.
1026
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:36,843
Let's get you to a toiler.
1027
01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:39,095
Don't wanna be losing steaming
piles of money on
1028
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,346
the side of the road!
1029
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,306
Hey, my butts
1030
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,057
Supporting you lazy bums.
1031
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,560
You've gotta treat
it with respect.
1032
01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:49,522
You must
treat all butts with respect.
1033
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:08,966
This song rules.
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