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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:32,908 - Hello. - Two berry kirs. 2 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:35,575 I want a peach one. 3 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,658 One blackcurrant, one peach. 4 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:38,866 You're French? 5 00:01:42,158 --> 00:01:43,158 Yeah, so? 6 00:01:45,241 --> 00:01:46,241 Oh, our outfits! 7 00:01:46,908 --> 00:01:48,450 It's not what you think. 8 00:01:48,616 --> 00:01:49,908 We're from here. 9 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,200 We get it. 10 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:53,506 Dressing like the occupier has its perks. 11 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:56,325 Know what we do to collaborators? 12 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,033 Aren't you Max, the delivery boy? 13 00:01:59,158 --> 00:02:00,200 Yes, yes! 14 00:02:00,366 --> 00:02:01,908 Good-for-nothing Max. 15 00:02:02,075 --> 00:02:03,616 He rammed my fence. 16 00:02:05,075 --> 00:02:06,325 Right, it's you. 17 00:02:06,491 --> 00:02:07,866 - So you're Leon? - Yes. 18 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:09,491 - You rammed my daughter? - Yes. 19 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:10,658 Thought so. 20 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:12,825 No, it wasn't me. 21 00:02:12,991 --> 00:02:14,408 - Who, Violette? - Right, Violette. 22 00:02:15,158 --> 00:02:17,241 - She's my wife. - Lucky you. 23 00:02:18,075 --> 00:02:19,200 No, Louise, my eldest. 24 00:02:20,283 --> 00:02:21,450 Young love! 25 00:02:23,908 --> 00:02:25,116 - Both? - Yeah. 26 00:02:25,241 --> 00:02:27,116 But it was worth it. 27 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:28,408 I bet. 28 00:02:29,325 --> 00:02:30,408 To Mâcon! 29 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,366 THE CRAZY ADVENTURES OF MAX & LEON 30 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,033 Tie 'em up, they'll come clean! 31 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:37,033 Get lost, kids. This is our spot. 32 00:03:37,158 --> 00:03:38,033 How's the water? 33 00:03:38,158 --> 00:03:40,366 - Freezing. - Winos! 34 00:03:42,825 --> 00:03:43,825 Not at work? 35 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,283 Hittin' the sauce at 9 am? 36 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,241 09:00, already? Shit, I'm late! 37 00:03:49,658 --> 00:03:51,533 - Aren't you late too, Leon? - No. 38 00:03:51,991 --> 00:03:53,658 - Yes, you are. - Right, I am. 39 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:57,825 Don't forget I need a hand later. It's important. 40 00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:04,950 Shit! No! 41 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,075 'Morning, Mr. Francis! 42 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,200 You're late! 43 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:13,325 Painting the town red again, no doubt! 44 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:15,491 Shakin' your ass and drinkin'! 45 00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:17,658 See me drinkin'? 46 00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:19,908 Listen up. 47 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:21,991 If you don't lose that big jerk, 48 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,158 you'll go nowhere. 49 00:04:24,158 --> 00:04:25,825 Careful with the van. 50 00:04:25,991 --> 00:04:27,241 Look at that idiot. 51 00:04:27,408 --> 00:04:29,158 So clumsy. Head in the clouds. 52 00:04:29,325 --> 00:04:30,741 Don't worry, Mr. Francis! 53 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:35,116 Shit! No! 54 00:04:36,408 --> 00:04:37,450 Shit! 55 00:04:37,825 --> 00:04:39,241 So, did you think? 56 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:40,783 Think? 57 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:42,658 About marriage! 58 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,908 Marriage? 59 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:47,533 Juliette... 60 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:49,783 I'm married to the wind. 61 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:51,783 I don't want to hurt you. 62 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,825 But I'll always be here to protect you. 63 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:57,241 Come here. 64 00:04:57,408 --> 00:04:58,408 Leon! 65 00:05:01,783 --> 00:05:02,783 Hi, Mr. Poitou! 66 00:05:03,366 --> 00:05:06,658 You bum! You've had three days! Where's my fence? 67 00:05:07,116 --> 00:05:08,116 It's coming along. 68 00:05:11,325 --> 00:05:12,616 You're screwing with me. 69 00:05:12,825 --> 00:05:14,616 I'll tweak a couple things. 70 00:05:14,825 --> 00:05:16,116 C'mon, Mr. Poitou! 71 00:05:17,158 --> 00:05:18,158 Scram. 72 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:20,866 Scram I am. 73 00:05:40,325 --> 00:05:41,991 Wine! Wine! Wine! 74 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:47,158 Enjoy it, boys. 75 00:05:47,658 --> 00:05:49,075 It's your last wine. 76 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,450 Closing time already? 77 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:51,950 The war. 78 00:05:52,616 --> 00:05:54,033 It's headed our way. 79 00:05:54,991 --> 00:05:55,991 Hell on earth. 80 00:05:57,075 --> 00:05:58,158 What war? 81 00:05:58,283 --> 00:06:00,991 We signed the Munich Agreement. We're fine. 82 00:06:01,158 --> 00:06:02,158 We're wine! 83 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:04,366 Guess who? 84 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:07,158 My little fishmonger! 85 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:08,533 How'd you know? 86 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,491 Your voice. 87 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:12,158 Find us a table outside. 88 00:06:12,283 --> 00:06:13,783 A nice little table. 89 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,950 She's gonna get it tonight. 90 00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:18,741 You betcha. 91 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:21,575 What? 92 00:06:21,783 --> 00:06:23,616 She's a bit light on top. 93 00:06:23,825 --> 00:06:26,658 She puts out twice as much to make up for it. 94 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:30,991 I got the point. 95 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:32,283 Where are you at? 96 00:06:32,366 --> 00:06:34,491 I do quality, not quantity. 97 00:06:35,408 --> 00:06:36,408 'Evening. 98 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:39,616 Sorry! 99 00:06:40,491 --> 00:06:41,491 Titties! 100 00:06:44,325 --> 00:06:45,991 Forget it, her loss. 101 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,116 Michel, Michel! 102 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,741 Where were you guys? 103 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:53,116 You were supposed to help me at the orphanage. 104 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:55,158 - The kids were disappointed. - Really? 105 00:06:58,491 --> 00:06:59,658 Come off it. 106 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:02,658 "He who selflessly extends his hand 107 00:07:02,866 --> 00:07:04,575 "will be the greatest of all men. 108 00:07:04,783 --> 00:07:06,866 "And he will receive in return 109 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:09,033 "without having to extend his hand." 110 00:07:12,325 --> 00:07:13,908 You should see the wider world. 111 00:07:14,075 --> 00:07:15,075 Make new friends. 112 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,783 Why leave Mâcon? We're big fish here. 113 00:07:18,158 --> 00:07:20,116 People are different elsewhere. 114 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,325 We're gonna open a bar. 115 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:23,866 We'll make new friends here. 116 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,491 Max, you're fired. 117 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:27,825 Maybe not him. 118 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:29,200 Did you undress my wife? 119 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,241 Or him. 120 00:07:32,116 --> 00:07:33,116 Fight! 121 00:07:35,158 --> 00:07:36,616 My turn. 122 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:41,408 Right. 123 00:07:41,908 --> 00:07:42,908 Here we go again. 124 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,783 Not the bottles, we paid a deposit! 125 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:57,991 Deposit this! 126 00:08:01,741 --> 00:08:03,158 The bass drum! 127 00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:06,075 You said I felt you up? 128 00:08:06,575 --> 00:08:07,950 I'll teach you to fib. 129 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,408 Max? There you are. 130 00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:13,991 I suggest we hightail it. 131 00:08:14,158 --> 00:08:15,158 Ok. 132 00:08:16,575 --> 00:08:18,158 Look, provisions. 133 00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:19,950 Got us a table, Leon! 134 00:08:32,783 --> 00:08:33,783 Shit, I'm late! 135 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,241 No, wait, I'm fired. 136 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:39,741 So... I'm married to the wind. 137 00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:41,325 You know. 138 00:08:41,491 --> 00:08:42,908 Chin up. 139 00:08:43,075 --> 00:08:44,241 9 am already. 140 00:08:44,783 --> 00:08:45,866 No, 10:00. 141 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:47,366 11:00? 142 00:08:48,075 --> 00:08:49,533 Damn, what time is it? 143 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:53,116 Folks are gathering in the town square. 144 00:08:55,116 --> 00:08:56,241 Was it you? 145 00:08:56,408 --> 00:08:57,408 Nope, not me. 146 00:08:57,575 --> 00:08:58,825 It was me? 147 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:00,283 It was me? 148 00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:09,575 - What's up? - War's been declared! 149 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,533 Conscription Notice 150 00:09:13,783 --> 00:09:15,548 Do we have to be on France's side? 151 00:09:16,366 --> 00:09:19,783 'Fraid so. In a few days we'll all be in hell. 152 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,950 Most of us will die. 153 00:09:22,116 --> 00:09:23,366 Machine-gunned down. 154 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,783 Blown up by landmines. 155 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:26,450 Crushed under tanks. 156 00:09:26,616 --> 00:09:28,075 Torn apart by bombs. 157 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:38,325 Got any tricks to avoid the draft? 158 00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:39,533 Yeah. 159 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,783 Spit it out! 160 00:09:49,616 --> 00:09:51,158 - Next. - Fit for service. 161 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:52,741 Have a good war. 162 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:54,158 Next. 163 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,575 - I can't see a thing! - Behind you. 164 00:09:56,866 --> 00:09:57,950 Right. 165 00:09:58,116 --> 00:09:59,991 Hope I can fight anyway. 166 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200 Hot damn! 167 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,408 Eyesight, fine. 168 00:10:04,575 --> 00:10:05,325 Shit. 169 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:06,575 But we're orphans. 170 00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:08,158 Wards of the State? 171 00:10:08,866 --> 00:10:09,991 - Yes. - We're wards? 172 00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:12,575 Our parents were killed in the Great War. 173 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,241 They suffered terribly. 174 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,158 Did they, now? 175 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,075 What year? 176 00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:19,575 1922. 177 00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:21,158 1922? 178 00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:23,825 After the Armistice, dissidents kept fighting. 179 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,408 And when was the Armistice? 180 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:27,283 Bastille Day. 181 00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:29,908 Hence, fireworks. 182 00:10:30,075 --> 00:10:31,741 Listen up, you dodgers. 183 00:10:31,908 --> 00:10:34,033 Unless you have a physical handicap, 184 00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:35,200 you're going. 185 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:37,658 Is having one ball a handicap? 186 00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:39,866 - What? Shut up! - Pipe down. 187 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,450 It certainly is. 188 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,741 I have one ball! 189 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:46,908 If you consider embarrassment a handicap. 190 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,075 But it won't stop you from fighting. 191 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,783 Next. 192 00:10:51,158 --> 00:10:52,616 Thanks a lot, Leon. We're screwed. 193 00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:53,825 Relax. 194 00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:56,033 - Got all your balls? - Yes. 195 00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:06,241 There they are, my little chickadees! 196 00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,658 So you're in? 197 00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:11,158 The pride of the Nation. 198 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:13,825 Let's hide our pride in your cellar. 199 00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:16,200 Speaking of cellars, I brought you a gift. 200 00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:17,366 Your worst plonk. 201 00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,825 What can I say, Leon? It's wartime! 202 00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:21,075 Hands off! 203 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,991 At least someone's seeing us off. 204 00:11:23,491 --> 00:11:25,491 Be glad you're going together. 205 00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,783 Never forget: "Friendship is a diamond. 206 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:30,741 "Polish it and it will shine. 207 00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:32,741 "But break it and it will die." 208 00:11:34,408 --> 00:11:35,408 Thanks, Michel. 209 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,200 Where's my Leon? 210 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,158 Someone else cares-- 211 00:11:47,283 --> 00:11:49,325 Hurry up! There's a war to fight! 212 00:11:54,908 --> 00:11:56,741 Don't forget me, Leon! 213 00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:58,158 We got no corkscrew! 214 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:01,283 Michel, we got no corkscrew! 215 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:02,450 Never forget: 216 00:12:02,616 --> 00:12:04,783 "Brotherhood is like a sparrow--" 217 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,825 - Screw that! - We don't wanna go! 218 00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:13,075 Pichon... 219 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,658 I'm Sergeant Pichon. 220 00:12:16,158 --> 00:12:18,116 This Company will march straight. 221 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,825 We are the pride of France. 222 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,033 And believe me, 223 00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:25,866 we will win this war. 224 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,283 Any questions? 225 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:29,866 Sergeant, 226 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:33,741 my colleague and I see room for a few improvements. 227 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:35,158 The food. 228 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:37,533 What's with the wood croutons in the soup? 229 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,200 We're meat eaters. 230 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,241 We like mustard with our meat. 231 00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:43,450 And the latrines. 232 00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:45,283 If you can call them that. 233 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,991 Shitholes are what they are. 234 00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:48,616 Doors would be nice. 235 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:50,696 I can't concentrate either. 236 00:12:50,825 --> 00:12:51,825 Right. See? 237 00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:53,866 And that's not all. 238 00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:02,033 We've found our company clowns. 239 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,366 What'll they do? 240 00:13:06,991 --> 00:13:08,408 Put on shows? 241 00:13:09,491 --> 00:13:10,866 Tap-dancing? 242 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:12,658 That's it, tap-dancing! 243 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,991 Like this! Let's kick up our heels! 244 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Sergeant Pichon! 245 00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:29,075 What? Sorry, Captain. I didn't see you. 246 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,575 It's ok, son. 247 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,491 Is your name Pichon or Piss-on? 248 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:34,658 Pichon, sir. 249 00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,825 Everyone makes that mistake. 250 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,033 Go on, continue. 251 00:13:40,408 --> 00:13:41,200 Right! 252 00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,075 KP duty for our two stars! 253 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,283 To whip you into shape. 254 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,116 Listen up. 255 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,366 This here? 256 00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:50,491 Shave it off. 257 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,200 So, fellas, 258 00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,450 what's for dinner tonight? 259 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,116 Don't tell me! 260 00:14:03,658 --> 00:14:04,658 Surprise! 261 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,158 Whatever we're eating, it's rank. 262 00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,366 Look alive, you wet rags! 263 00:14:22,908 --> 00:14:23,950 Mome! 264 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,158 Pion! 265 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,241 Coudray! 266 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:29,950 Give it to him. 267 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,200 What about us, sir? 268 00:14:32,825 --> 00:14:34,450 I have two letters for you. 269 00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,200 - Really? - No. 270 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,283 I was wondering... 271 00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,908 How much for a torrid night with Pichon, 272 00:14:48,241 --> 00:14:50,575 if you could go home the next day? 273 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:51,866 50 francs. 274 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:54,033 - No, I'd do it for free! - Yeah! 275 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,533 Me too. 276 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:58,158 How much to mutilate yourself? 277 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:01,575 If you're injured, I hear they send you home. 278 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,283 I mutilate you, you mutilate me. 279 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,158 - Careful! - Your hand's right there. 280 00:15:11,325 --> 00:15:12,366 So do it. 281 00:15:14,408 --> 00:15:15,450 Wait... 282 00:15:16,825 --> 00:15:19,283 If I mutilate you, how will you mutilate me? 283 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,200 What? 284 00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:21,991 I wanna go home, too. 285 00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,950 - Mutilate me first. - You mutilate me. 286 00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:25,467 - You mutilate me. - You mutilate me! 287 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,551 - You mutilate me! - Mutilate yourself! 288 00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:28,075 - Fine, I will. - Great. 289 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,658 - Watch. - You'll get hurt. 290 00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:30,533 Just you wait. 291 00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:32,658 I gotta see this. Go on. 292 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,283 - Here I go. - Go on. 293 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,450 You're distracting me. 294 00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:36,991 - C'mon! - I'm not ready. 295 00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:38,325 Gimme, I'll mutilate myself! 296 00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:39,491 Go right ahead! 297 00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:41,616 I'll mutilate myself! 298 00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:42,991 Go on, Leon! 299 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:46,730 You're right, I'll do you first. 300 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,200 What? Let's do each other! 301 00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,658 Impossible. Max! 302 00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,616 Shit! 303 00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:53,783 Who'd we mutilate? 304 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,991 I don't know who did this. 305 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,950 But I have a hunch. 306 00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:05,825 I'm suspending everyone's leave for the next few days! 307 00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:26,200 Your turn! 308 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,366 Do an impression! 309 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:30,950 An easy one. 310 00:16:35,158 --> 00:16:35,866 An animal? 311 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:37,241 An ostrich! A weasel! 312 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:38,241 A rabbit! 313 00:16:38,408 --> 00:16:39,408 An otter! 314 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:40,616 Is he famous? 315 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,991 Marlene Dietrich! 316 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:43,200 It's a job. 317 00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,908 It's not an animal. 318 00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:46,783 Blacksmith farrier! 319 00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:48,991 Noodles! 320 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,866 C'mon, it's Hitler! 321 00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:53,366 Bad impression. 322 00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:57,325 Another impression! 323 00:16:59,908 --> 00:17:01,825 - Captain Lassard! - Bingo! 324 00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,491 "I'm upset, better watch out. 325 00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:04,658 "When I'm upset, 326 00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,908 "that means trouble for you." 327 00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:08,075 Who am I? 328 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,533 - Pichon? - Yeah! Too easy. 329 00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:13,825 Are you kidding me? You guess that right off? 330 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,991 I was like this! 331 00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:16,866 I'm an actor, I'm Cary Grant! 332 00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:22,075 What's that got to do with anything? 333 00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:24,533 What's that got to do with anything? 334 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:28,408 Why are you dressed like that? Spare us your boozing. 335 00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:30,658 Sorry, I found it very revealing. 336 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,283 Helps me understand the characters, their motivations. 337 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:36,658 Did you meet my cousin Thierry in Charleville-Mézières? 338 00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:38,741 No. 339 00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:39,991 What a shame. 340 00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:42,825 Are you done, can we continue? 341 00:17:43,325 --> 00:17:44,491 - Tell me. - It's my cousin. 342 00:17:44,658 --> 00:17:45,658 Enough. 343 00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:51,783 When we get home... 344 00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:54,325 Home... 345 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,908 Remember little Yvette? 346 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,533 Little Yvette... 347 00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,825 I'll be calling on little Yvette. 348 00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:05,658 Little Yvette's a bad bet. 349 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,908 Yeah, she's a bad bet. 350 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,408 I'll call on someone else. 351 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,158 Did you fart? 352 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:13,491 Nope, wasn't me. 353 00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:16,741 Shit! 354 00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,241 Alert! Man your stations! 355 00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:21,116 - Alert! - The Germans are attacking! 356 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,241 No kidding! Where've you been? 357 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,241 - Radio? - Yes, Captain? 358 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,450 Any orders? 359 00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:30,575 No, but I've been told 20 divisions are headed straight for us. 360 00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:32,783 20 divisions! 361 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,283 - How many soldiers is that? - A lot! 362 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,991 They came through Belgium, Luxembourg and Holland. 363 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:39,783 We're surrounded. 364 00:18:40,408 --> 00:18:41,908 We're sitting ducks here, 365 00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:44,283 and they can't give us a damn order! 366 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,533 Captain... 367 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:47,116 What do we do? 368 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,075 Take off. 369 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,158 Great idea, Captain! 370 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,116 Stay put! 371 00:18:56,491 --> 00:18:59,533 Desert, Captain? I hope you don't mean it! 372 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,575 It's an order, Pichon. 373 00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:04,866 We're giving up. 374 00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:06,741 Hey, ho! Let's go! 375 00:19:07,908 --> 00:19:09,075 This is unacceptable! 376 00:19:09,408 --> 00:19:10,408 An utter disgrace! 377 00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:11,741 I will not condemn-- 378 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,283 You ok? 379 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:29,575 Get in line, men! Take your positions! 380 00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:33,283 You heard the Captain. We'll be massacred! 381 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,408 They're 200 meters away. 382 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:39,783 I'm running this company now. 383 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,033 And I say we stay. 384 00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:43,366 Desert at your peril. 385 00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:50,158 Get back here! 386 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:52,908 Deserters! 387 00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:56,616 Damn this war! 388 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,575 Shit! 389 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,450 Damn these friggin' Krauts to hell and back! 390 00:20:29,283 --> 00:20:30,325 I've been shot! 391 00:20:30,491 --> 00:20:31,616 It's just a kid. 392 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:33,741 Scram, kid. 393 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:34,866 What're you doing? 394 00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:36,325 Why aren't you at the Front? 395 00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:39,116 Why're you and your brat still here? 396 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,533 - Krauts are everywhere. - We're not afraid. 397 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,616 Back in '14, 398 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,575 we held our ground. We weren't scaredy-cats! 399 00:20:47,741 --> 00:20:50,200 We'll never win this fucking war with guys like you! 400 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,616 In '14 they were brave, but they died. 401 00:20:52,825 --> 00:20:54,575 We don't want our names on a monument! 402 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,616 For chrissakes, hide us! 403 00:20:56,825 --> 00:20:57,825 For chrissakes! 404 00:20:58,241 --> 00:20:59,241 Go on, hide. 405 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,450 Some French army! 406 00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:08,158 French soldiers? 407 00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,825 Do I look like a soldier? 408 00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:13,991 Geez, Max! 409 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,491 What was that? 410 00:21:17,783 --> 00:21:20,116 The cat and dog. They can't come out. 411 00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,783 They'll poop everywhere. 412 00:21:52,408 --> 00:21:53,408 Hands up! 413 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,658 Put on their uniforms. 414 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,408 Otherwise you'll be caught. 415 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,075 She just wasted two Germans. 416 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,450 We're at war! 417 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,158 - Just our size! - He died in it. 418 00:22:13,283 --> 00:22:14,450 Don't get caught. 419 00:22:14,616 --> 00:22:15,408 We'll be careful. 420 00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:18,033 I don't care about you. It's for France. 421 00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:19,366 It'd look bad. 422 00:22:20,158 --> 00:22:21,200 Bye, cutie. 423 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,825 Thanks. Off we go. 424 00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:35,575 Off you go! 425 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,116 Off we go! 426 00:22:39,116 --> 00:22:40,241 After you. 427 00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:45,991 It's not looking good. 428 00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:59,033 Look, look! Those two! 429 00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:02,325 - We gotta help. - We can't. 430 00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,241 Those are our men! 431 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200 Let's go, Max. 432 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:10,200 I'll drive. 433 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,200 Oh, shit... 434 00:23:19,658 --> 00:23:21,575 It's ok. We'll follow them, 435 00:23:21,783 --> 00:23:23,325 then veer off to Mâcon. 436 00:23:25,783 --> 00:23:26,866 Hello. 437 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,741 Thanks. 438 00:23:33,658 --> 00:23:35,200 We're in deep shit. 439 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,783 Sure this is right? 440 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,825 Yeah, we're going south! 441 00:23:40,408 --> 00:23:41,408 No, this way. 442 00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:43,033 Dare me to do a wheelie? 443 00:23:43,158 --> 00:23:45,325 - Careful, Leon! - Relax. 444 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,491 There they are! Turn around! 445 00:23:47,658 --> 00:23:49,200 I'm doing my best! 446 00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:52,991 We're back at the Front! 447 00:23:53,158 --> 00:23:55,075 I was just checking! 448 00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:57,741 Let me drive! 449 00:23:58,158 --> 00:23:58,991 No! 450 00:23:59,158 --> 00:24:00,491 Enough detours already! 451 00:24:00,658 --> 00:24:02,450 You can drive, but be careful. 452 00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,700 At least we're seeing France. 453 00:24:06,866 --> 00:24:07,908 Max! 454 00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:18,200 I knew I shouldn't let you drive. It's kaput! 455 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:19,616 It's just overheated. 456 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,533 If you gave good directions we wouldn't be lost! 457 00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:25,116 We're not lost. We're right near Mâcon! 458 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,408 Just overheated? 459 00:24:32,575 --> 00:24:33,866 Right near Mâcon? It's the sea! 460 00:24:34,116 --> 00:24:36,325 So? We've never seen it. Now's our chance! 461 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,783 We'll see it next time! 462 00:24:45,991 --> 00:24:49,491 We gotta find civilian clothes. We can't get caught like this. 463 00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:52,158 I'd love a little tipple. 464 00:25:18,325 --> 00:25:19,991 Droppen your trousers! 465 00:25:21,908 --> 00:25:24,033 Schnell! Achtung! 466 00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:25,783 Entschuldigung! Schwarzwald! 467 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:26,991 Shut uppen! 468 00:25:27,283 --> 00:25:29,825 Men, surrender your weapons. We're outnumbered. 469 00:25:29,991 --> 00:25:32,491 No heroics. They're taking us prisoner. 470 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,450 - Right? - Ja, ja! 471 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,825 - Soldiers, do what he said. - No! 472 00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:40,950 We must set the example, Beaulieu. 473 00:25:41,116 --> 00:25:42,825 Want our trousers, gentlemen? 474 00:25:43,825 --> 00:25:44,908 Very well. 475 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:57,950 Your trousers, Beaulieu. 476 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,825 - What? - Your trousers! 477 00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:02,158 He asked the soldiers. 478 00:26:02,325 --> 00:26:04,325 Beaulieu, drop your trousers. 479 00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:06,658 - I will not. - Drop your trousers! 480 00:26:07,408 --> 00:26:08,408 For chrissakes. 481 00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:11,866 My underwear's no good. 482 00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:15,408 Don't we need the soldiers' clothes? 483 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,866 If we get caught as officers, we're toast. 484 00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:20,408 I can't help it if he wants to get naked! 485 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,325 What the hell is he doing? 486 00:26:53,825 --> 00:26:54,825 You ok, Beaulieu? 487 00:26:59,825 --> 00:27:01,033 For France! 488 00:27:06,741 --> 00:27:09,491 Perfect. Just our size again. And classy! 489 00:27:09,658 --> 00:27:12,200 Yeah, but we gotta find civilian clothes. 490 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,950 Captain Beaulieu, Captain Poulain? 491 00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:15,825 Yes? 492 00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:18,366 The Germans are coming. The boat's ready. 493 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:20,366 - Hang on. - What boat? 494 00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:22,783 And watch your tone. We're captains. 495 00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:24,075 No, here. 496 00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:25,283 See, we're captains. 497 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,158 We have no use for a boat. 498 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,200 Where's this boat? 499 00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:32,783 Follow me. 500 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:35,075 We're in deep shit! 501 00:27:37,033 --> 00:27:38,741 I feel very comfortable. 502 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:43,116 Quite a story. 503 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:49,366 So you went to England? 504 00:27:50,991 --> 00:27:51,783 What was that? 505 00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:53,575 It means yes! 506 00:27:53,825 --> 00:27:54,825 It's English. 507 00:27:56,450 --> 00:27:57,450 London... 508 00:28:00,116 --> 00:28:01,616 I know it well. 509 00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:05,033 1936. 510 00:28:05,658 --> 00:28:06,908 Barnaby Street. 511 00:28:07,575 --> 00:28:09,866 I was out strolling with a swell kid... 512 00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:11,325 - Excuse us. - Yes? 513 00:28:11,783 --> 00:28:14,450 If you don't mind, we'd like to finish our story. 514 00:28:14,616 --> 00:28:15,658 And we know yours. 515 00:28:15,991 --> 00:28:16,991 I've told it before? 516 00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:18,408 Yes. 517 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:22,908 So... 518 00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:26,866 Our two SS friends claim they went to London as officers 519 00:28:27,825 --> 00:28:29,366 without being detected. 520 00:28:31,575 --> 00:28:32,825 Think it's funny? 521 00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:34,158 No. 522 00:28:39,158 --> 00:28:42,116 LONDON 523 00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:57,241 Bravo, gentlemen! Bravo! 524 00:29:00,158 --> 00:29:01,158 Enough now. 525 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,908 Enough. 526 00:29:04,908 --> 00:29:06,825 You're very brave. Men, take note. 527 00:29:08,158 --> 00:29:10,241 Captains Beaulieu and Poulain 528 00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:12,450 are a two-man commando. 529 00:29:13,741 --> 00:29:16,616 Enemy communications, scrambled! Ten panzers... 530 00:29:17,325 --> 00:29:18,408 destroyed. 531 00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:22,116 And you made it to London. 532 00:29:25,158 --> 00:29:27,200 Colonel, we have to tell you. 533 00:29:27,825 --> 00:29:28,575 Actually... 534 00:29:28,783 --> 00:29:29,908 It was twelve panzers. 535 00:29:30,991 --> 00:29:33,033 - Twelve? - Yeah, a dozen. 536 00:29:33,158 --> 00:29:34,283 Almost thirteen, but... 537 00:29:34,783 --> 00:29:35,991 thirteen's unlucky. 538 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,741 Captain, I believe you're mistaken. 539 00:29:40,658 --> 00:29:43,491 If only my men were like you. Those deserters... 540 00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:45,158 I'd gun them all down! 541 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:48,366 One by one. 542 00:29:48,950 --> 00:29:52,283 Captain, I believe you're mistaken. We got fifteen panzers. 543 00:29:52,575 --> 00:29:54,450 Then we ran into fuse trouble. 544 00:29:54,616 --> 00:29:55,783 Fuse trouble? 545 00:29:56,658 --> 00:29:57,866 You blew up tanks with fuses? 546 00:29:59,075 --> 00:30:00,241 What type of fuses? 547 00:30:02,575 --> 00:30:04,801 - Number four fuses. - Four and a half. 548 00:30:05,247 --> 00:30:06,341 Five. 549 00:30:06,366 --> 00:30:08,169 Four, four and a half, five... Depending. 550 00:30:08,194 --> 00:30:09,950 For a good explosion, five. 551 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,116 You know, some explosives explode... 552 00:30:13,325 --> 00:30:14,408 Others don't. 553 00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:28,991 I get it! 554 00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:30,408 Just like home! 555 00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:32,533 What do we do? 556 00:30:32,741 --> 00:30:34,116 We said we'd confess! 557 00:30:35,575 --> 00:30:38,616 We'll give you a room. Then drink to celebrate! 558 00:30:39,158 --> 00:30:40,283 We'll confess tomorrow. 559 00:30:40,450 --> 00:30:41,908 C'mon, let's ride! 560 00:30:44,616 --> 00:30:46,908 - Your room, Captains. - Thank you, soldier. 561 00:30:47,783 --> 00:30:48,783 So... 562 00:30:48,908 --> 00:30:49,950 Oh wow! 563 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,033 I propose 564 00:30:57,950 --> 00:31:00,658 we sleep here tonight, hit a few bars, then scram. 565 00:31:00,866 --> 00:31:01,866 Are you kidding? 566 00:31:02,116 --> 00:31:03,158 Look at these digs. 567 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:06,283 We did a year at the Front. We deserve a rest. 568 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,158 What's he want now? 569 00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:10,866 Yes? 570 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,200 Hello, Captain Beaulieu. 571 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,283 - Hello. - Who is it? 572 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,075 I'm Alice Marchal. 573 00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:17,741 Like the Colonel? 574 00:31:17,908 --> 00:31:19,825 I'm his daughter. I assist him. 575 00:31:20,158 --> 00:31:21,866 So you have the same name. 576 00:31:24,658 --> 00:31:28,450 The Colonel wants you to teach the new recruits your techniques. 577 00:31:28,616 --> 00:31:29,741 Happy to oblige. 578 00:31:29,908 --> 00:31:33,116 I also give private lessons in hand-to-hand combat. 579 00:31:33,241 --> 00:31:34,991 You wouldn't be up to the task. 580 00:31:35,408 --> 00:31:36,408 I'm advanced. 581 00:31:37,950 --> 00:31:38,950 See you tomorrow. 582 00:31:41,075 --> 00:31:42,158 See you tomorrow. 583 00:31:45,825 --> 00:31:46,825 She wants me. 584 00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:48,658 Hurt yourself? 585 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:07,450 Excellent. 586 00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:09,325 Seriously. 587 00:32:10,866 --> 00:32:12,200 That was La Marseillaise. 588 00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:14,283 Recruits, first lesson. 589 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,533 Firearms. 590 00:32:18,033 --> 00:32:20,158 First rule: Use the safety catch. 591 00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:21,325 Never forget. 592 00:32:21,491 --> 00:32:24,325 Alice Marchal, kiddo, you go first. 593 00:32:24,491 --> 00:32:27,908 Show us your stuff so we can all have a good laugh. 594 00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:38,366 Exactly what not to do. 595 00:32:40,116 --> 00:32:41,658 No more bullets. 596 00:32:41,866 --> 00:32:43,658 What if you're ambushed? 597 00:32:45,325 --> 00:32:46,033 Well done. 598 00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:47,283 What if he has a helmet? 599 00:32:49,241 --> 00:32:50,241 What if there's two? 600 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:00,075 She doesn't like us. 601 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,450 She's just playing hard to get. 602 00:33:02,616 --> 00:33:04,533 In three days, she'll be in my bed. 603 00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:06,950 In a week we'll be home. 604 00:33:44,158 --> 00:33:45,366 Why invent such a thing 605 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,991 just to broadcast this nonsense? 606 00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:50,825 It'll never work. People aren't so dumb. 607 00:33:51,741 --> 00:33:54,116 - Can you change it? - Change? 608 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,533 Change. 609 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:13,408 Wow. 610 00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:18,866 Here's Alice. 611 00:34:24,408 --> 00:34:25,950 Alice Marchal! 612 00:34:27,741 --> 00:34:28,908 Captain Beaulieu. 613 00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,325 Take a hike. 614 00:34:34,366 --> 00:34:35,491 What's wrong with you? 615 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:38,950 I thought we were being bombed, but it's ok. All is well! 616 00:34:39,116 --> 00:34:40,575 Don't be ridiculous! 617 00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,533 What's the problem? 618 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,366 Is there someone else? Colonel Marchal? 619 00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:47,950 I knew it. 620 00:34:48,116 --> 00:34:49,116 He's my father. 621 00:34:49,658 --> 00:34:51,450 Leave me alone once and for all. 622 00:34:54,116 --> 00:34:55,283 Your loss. 623 00:34:56,325 --> 00:34:57,366 You're not my type! 624 00:34:57,783 --> 00:34:58,783 I get it. 625 00:34:58,825 --> 00:35:00,665 - For a kiss, men send flowers. - Want flowers? 626 00:35:00,783 --> 00:35:01,783 I hate flowers. 627 00:35:02,241 --> 00:35:04,158 To make love, men take you to dinner. 628 00:35:04,408 --> 00:35:05,408 What? 629 00:35:07,325 --> 00:35:08,325 Want to have dinner? 630 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:09,658 Not on your life. 631 00:35:09,866 --> 00:35:11,741 Tomorrow night. After dinner. 632 00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:16,825 After dinner? 633 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,616 I gotta eat alone? 634 00:35:20,158 --> 00:35:21,491 Put out some salami. 635 00:35:21,658 --> 00:35:23,158 Thirsty people drink more. 636 00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:26,783 We'll do that in our bar, Leon and I. 637 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:27,950 Beaulieu and I. 638 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,116 What's with you? 639 00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:32,325 I'm fed up. 640 00:35:32,491 --> 00:35:33,741 I wanna go home. 641 00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:34,741 To Mâcon. 642 00:35:34,908 --> 00:35:36,366 We're on the right side now. 643 00:35:37,116 --> 00:35:38,450 We're FFL, Free French. 644 00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,408 Free being the key word. 645 00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:41,741 But we're not FFL. 646 00:35:43,450 --> 00:35:44,783 We're not FF... 647 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:46,366 C'mon, can't we kid around? 648 00:35:47,408 --> 00:35:49,533 Do some jumping jacks, soldiers! 649 00:35:49,741 --> 00:35:50,741 Yes, Captain! 650 00:35:51,075 --> 00:35:52,075 Good. 651 00:35:52,658 --> 00:35:54,158 Wanna get us thrown in jail? 652 00:35:55,241 --> 00:35:56,450 I know what you need. 653 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,533 Look alive! 654 00:36:06,783 --> 00:36:08,325 Mâcon is our town 655 00:36:08,491 --> 00:36:09,991 We go to the town ball 656 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:11,866 Michel hits us up 657 00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:13,283 So we can get it up! 658 00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:15,450 Michel... hits us up! 659 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,616 "The cow jumps over the moon." 660 00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:32,408 Who wants to see my moon? 661 00:36:34,408 --> 00:36:35,408 'Evening, General. 662 00:36:35,575 --> 00:36:36,575 We're sending messages. 663 00:36:36,741 --> 00:36:37,950 Good job, keep it up. 664 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:42,241 "English ladies' bellies overflow. 665 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,033 "They're barrels." I repeat. 666 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:48,033 English ladies' bellies overflow. They're barrels. 667 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:50,158 Bellies overflowing... 668 00:36:50,783 --> 00:36:51,783 Rivers. 669 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:54,116 We blow up the bridges. 670 00:36:54,241 --> 00:36:55,658 That's my take, too. 671 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,116 We're gonna win this war. 672 00:36:58,241 --> 00:36:59,283 We're gonna win. 673 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:10,616 You wanted to see us, Kernel? 674 00:37:10,825 --> 00:37:11,825 Yes, gentlemen. 675 00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:14,450 I just spoke to General de Gaulle. 676 00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:16,016 He told me what you did last night. 677 00:37:16,616 --> 00:37:17,908 Taking initiatives? 678 00:37:18,825 --> 00:37:19,825 Broadcasting orders? 679 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:21,950 Just a few messages. 680 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,116 Nice work. 681 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,200 He's very impressed with you. 682 00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:28,075 The General wants to create a new unit. 683 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:30,575 The COIAESPTUS. 684 00:37:30,783 --> 00:37:33,450 The Central Office of Information, Action, Espionage, Sabotage, 685 00:37:33,616 --> 00:37:35,908 Propaganda, Territory and Underground Surveillance. 686 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,658 - That's a bit long. - Yes, it is. 687 00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:40,158 I told the General. 688 00:37:40,783 --> 00:37:41,783 It's a working title. 689 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:44,366 We'll probably shorten it to COITUS. 690 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:47,241 The General wants it to be an elite unit. 691 00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:49,616 The first mission is yours. 692 00:37:50,075 --> 00:37:51,115 He's sending you to Syria. 693 00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:53,325 We're not really that good at... 694 00:37:53,491 --> 00:37:54,575 Syria, the country? 695 00:37:54,783 --> 00:37:55,783 Affirmative. 696 00:38:06,241 --> 00:38:07,241 It's a mess. 697 00:38:08,658 --> 00:38:11,575 They're supplying the Germans and must be stopped. 698 00:38:11,783 --> 00:38:12,533 No shit. 699 00:38:12,741 --> 00:38:16,533 Your mission is to locate the Vichy positions before we arrive. 700 00:38:16,741 --> 00:38:18,950 Code name: Operation Desert Ear. 701 00:38:19,658 --> 00:38:21,366 You're our ears. 702 00:38:22,204 --> 00:38:23,798 In the desert. 703 00:38:24,616 --> 00:38:25,783 Brilliant, right? 704 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:28,366 Or Periscope. 705 00:38:28,616 --> 00:38:29,991 Just a working title. 706 00:38:30,158 --> 00:38:32,158 We'll figure it out later. 707 00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:33,366 Yeah, later. 708 00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:34,533 You leave today. 709 00:38:36,408 --> 00:38:38,616 Good news, eh? You men of action 710 00:38:38,825 --> 00:38:39,991 must be bored. 711 00:38:40,158 --> 00:38:41,825 Right. Let's ride! 712 00:38:49,616 --> 00:38:52,116 It'll be business as usual in the Syrian desert. 713 00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:54,783 My friend Bilal will be there to meet you. 714 00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:57,116 He organized Operation Gazelle Horns. 715 00:38:57,241 --> 00:38:58,741 Horns because they're scary. 716 00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:00,033 And gazelle because... 717 00:39:00,825 --> 00:39:01,825 you'll have to run fast! 718 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,116 Ok. How do I open this? 719 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:05,616 Gotta pull! 720 00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:07,283 Here's your cover. 721 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:09,575 You're businessmen. Be careful. 722 00:39:11,366 --> 00:39:12,741 Especially you, Poulain! 723 00:39:12,908 --> 00:39:14,158 My daughter has a crush on you. 724 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:19,158 Hurry back, Beaulieu! 725 00:39:20,908 --> 00:39:22,741 Imagining your tanned torso makes me moist. 726 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:30,325 Like your little note, 727 00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:31,991 Mister Free French? 728 00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:33,866 Might as well be spies, too! 729 00:39:35,116 --> 00:39:37,658 You'll never see her again. We're gonna die. 730 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,200 Wow, what gams! 731 00:39:39,366 --> 00:39:40,575 Robert? 732 00:39:42,741 --> 00:39:44,908 No, we never met a Robert in Syria. 733 00:39:45,075 --> 00:39:46,575 He's in Lebanon. 734 00:39:46,783 --> 00:39:48,283 It's right nearby. 735 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:49,866 Robert's in Lebanon now? 736 00:39:50,033 --> 00:39:51,241 Are you two through? 737 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:55,793 This isn't about your cousin and the savages. 738 00:39:57,158 --> 00:39:58,200 The savages? 739 00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:00,991 How dare you sully that beautiful land? 740 00:40:02,158 --> 00:40:03,741 Where the hell are we? 741 00:40:03,908 --> 00:40:04,991 Thanks a lot, Leon. 742 00:40:05,158 --> 00:40:06,366 We're in deep shit. 743 00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:08,991 Beautiful, huh? 744 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,283 Big. 745 00:40:13,491 --> 00:40:14,491 Boiling hot. 746 00:40:19,866 --> 00:40:21,575 This place is a hellhole! 747 00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:24,158 I'm hot and sticky. It's horrible! 748 00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:25,908 I like it. 749 00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:27,991 But I do have olive skin. 750 00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:31,075 Must we take camels? 751 00:40:31,283 --> 00:40:33,116 I don't trust these things. 752 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:35,491 Are they camels or dromedaries? 753 00:40:35,658 --> 00:40:36,450 How would I know? 754 00:40:36,616 --> 00:40:37,616 Mr. Bilal! 755 00:40:38,825 --> 00:40:41,075 What's the difference between a camel and a dromedary? 756 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,491 Camel has two syllables, so two humps. 757 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,658 So a dromedary has four humps? 758 00:40:46,533 --> 00:40:48,200 Those jokers are brilliant spies? 759 00:40:49,325 --> 00:40:50,741 According to Colonel Marchal, yes. 760 00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:54,325 Mr. Bilal, can't we take a car? Don't you have cars here? 761 00:40:54,491 --> 00:40:56,158 C'mon, Max, stop complaining! 762 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,783 I hope you're kidding. 763 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:00,950 That little desert rose 764 00:41:01,116 --> 00:41:02,116 keeps checking you out. 765 00:41:02,158 --> 00:41:03,575 - Really? - Yeah. 766 00:41:04,283 --> 00:41:06,491 Two more colonizers is what they are. 767 00:41:07,741 --> 00:41:08,866 She's talking about you. 768 00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:10,991 - You think? - Sure. 769 00:41:11,158 --> 00:41:12,533 How will you infiltrate? 770 00:41:12,741 --> 00:41:15,408 We'll need a list of all the bars in Damascus. 771 00:41:15,783 --> 00:41:17,866 Bsahtek. And you'll start by...? 772 00:41:18,033 --> 00:41:19,741 - Knockin' one back! - Espionage! 773 00:41:19,908 --> 00:41:21,450 Don't worry, miss. 774 00:41:21,616 --> 00:41:22,950 We're on the case! 775 00:41:23,658 --> 00:41:24,325 What's it doing? 776 00:41:24,491 --> 00:41:25,866 Stop shouting, it spooks them! 777 00:41:27,366 --> 00:41:28,366 He's goin' down! 778 00:41:28,575 --> 00:41:29,575 What's going on? 779 00:41:31,616 --> 00:41:34,158 Mr. Bilal! Why's he going this way? 780 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,075 Mine's following yours! 781 00:41:36,825 --> 00:41:39,158 DAMASCUS 782 00:41:47,450 --> 00:41:48,158 Good evening. 783 00:41:48,283 --> 00:41:49,783 Bsahtek atmosphere! 784 00:41:50,783 --> 00:41:51,783 See that? 785 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:54,783 I used a local word so we seem local. 786 00:41:55,950 --> 00:41:56,658 Espionage. 787 00:41:56,866 --> 00:41:58,325 We blend right in. 788 00:41:58,491 --> 00:42:00,158 And we're chic in these shorts. 789 00:42:00,491 --> 00:42:02,241 Proves we're businessmen. 790 00:42:03,241 --> 00:42:04,575 I'm kinda hot though. 791 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:05,783 Yeah, kinda hot. 792 00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,325 - 'Evening. - 'Evening! 793 00:42:09,491 --> 00:42:11,908 Would you happen to have a white wine... 794 00:42:12,075 --> 00:42:14,158 A Mâcon-Villages. Chilled, crisp. 795 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:15,533 Nice and round. 796 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:16,741 It's Ramadan here. 797 00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:20,366 Two ramadans, then! 798 00:42:20,533 --> 00:42:23,033 How nice to hear about Mâcon here. 799 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,241 That's where we're from. 800 00:42:25,408 --> 00:42:27,950 We're neighbors, I'm from Vichy. 801 00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:28,991 Célestin. 802 00:42:29,158 --> 00:42:30,033 'Evening. 803 00:42:30,158 --> 00:42:31,278 You work for the government? 804 00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:33,241 Actually yes, but since I'm from Vichy 805 00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:34,450 it's confusing. 806 00:42:34,616 --> 00:42:36,241 Let's just say I'm in business. 807 00:42:36,408 --> 00:42:38,450 How funny. We're here... 808 00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:39,741 on business, too. 809 00:42:39,908 --> 00:42:40,908 Really? 810 00:42:41,991 --> 00:42:43,200 What do you do? 811 00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:46,575 We're opening a bar. 812 00:42:46,783 --> 00:42:47,783 That's right. 813 00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:49,741 French specialties, 814 00:42:49,908 --> 00:42:50,908 wine, salami, 815 00:42:51,075 --> 00:42:52,075 pickles. 816 00:42:52,116 --> 00:42:53,116 Salami? 817 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:56,950 In a country where 95% of the population is Muslim? 818 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,658 Think it'll work? 819 00:43:00,116 --> 00:43:01,991 Mind you, many bend the rules. 820 00:43:02,158 --> 00:43:04,075 You're bending the rules, Ali! 821 00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:05,825 They're all the same! 822 00:43:08,908 --> 00:43:09,908 Nice uniforms. 823 00:43:10,491 --> 00:43:12,658 Let's talk in the private room. 824 00:43:14,075 --> 00:43:15,408 - Perfect. - Espionage. 825 00:43:15,908 --> 00:43:17,116 Shukran. 826 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:19,741 I use their words, it's nice for them. 827 00:43:19,908 --> 00:43:20,950 Have a seat. 828 00:43:23,241 --> 00:43:24,241 So, kids! 829 00:43:24,366 --> 00:43:26,241 I'm in oil! 830 00:43:26,533 --> 00:43:28,158 Cheap labor, nobody complains! 831 00:43:28,325 --> 00:43:29,741 Where's our order? 832 00:43:30,033 --> 00:43:31,450 Petain? Nice guy. 833 00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:32,950 They're so slow. 834 00:43:33,158 --> 00:43:34,783 I respect their customs. 835 00:43:34,991 --> 00:43:36,158 I'm polygamous! 836 00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:41,158 We teach them so much. 837 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:45,033 Before I go, I'll introduce you to the High Commissioner of the East. 838 00:43:45,158 --> 00:43:47,075 - You're leaving? - What a shame. 839 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,033 Brits, Free French... This place is teeming with spies. 840 00:43:50,616 --> 00:43:51,908 I'm clearing out. 841 00:43:52,075 --> 00:43:53,991 This very morning, 842 00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:57,658 a British spy attempted an attack with a fake beard. 843 00:43:59,158 --> 00:44:01,366 I don't know whom to trust anymore. 844 00:44:01,533 --> 00:44:04,116 Why? Because beards means bombs. 845 00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:05,533 Simple logic. 846 00:44:06,116 --> 00:44:07,325 Are those pedal pushers? 847 00:44:07,491 --> 00:44:12,075 How much for a month with him in a tent with no way out? 848 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,741 Bye-bye, my salami salesgirls! 849 00:44:15,908 --> 00:44:16,908 100,000. 850 00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:18,200 Outta my way, nomad! 851 00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:21,325 You had your drinks. Can we start? 852 00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:23,075 We've already started, pal. 853 00:44:23,241 --> 00:44:26,200 We're seeing the High Commissioner, in the East. 854 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:27,575 - Of the East? - Yeah. 855 00:44:28,158 --> 00:44:29,200 Let's get a drink. 856 00:44:29,741 --> 00:44:31,491 They never brought us our ramadans! 857 00:44:32,491 --> 00:44:33,783 What about your friend? 858 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:37,741 Colonel! 859 00:44:42,366 --> 00:44:45,200 Two escapees from a German prison wish to speak to you. 860 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,783 I never get to practise my irregular verbs. 861 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:52,825 Those bastards. 862 00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:55,283 They fooled me good. 863 00:44:56,116 --> 00:44:57,533 Deserters, on top of it. 864 00:44:58,116 --> 00:44:59,116 Firing squad! 865 00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:02,158 Firing squad for them. 866 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:04,575 Four-eyes was practically my son-in-law. 867 00:45:06,491 --> 00:45:07,783 They're very crafty. 868 00:45:07,950 --> 00:45:09,991 - We didn't see it coming. - Indeed. 869 00:45:10,158 --> 00:45:11,908 They made us drop our trousers. 870 00:45:12,075 --> 00:45:13,075 Like this. 871 00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:24,200 That's exactly how it happened. 872 00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:26,866 They're clearly professionals. 873 00:45:28,241 --> 00:45:30,241 Masters of deception and disguise. 874 00:45:34,033 --> 00:45:35,158 So? 875 00:45:35,283 --> 00:45:36,450 Nice! 876 00:45:36,616 --> 00:45:37,616 Suits you. 877 00:45:37,783 --> 00:45:38,783 I'll take one home. 878 00:45:38,950 --> 00:45:40,908 They'll love 'em back home. 879 00:45:41,075 --> 00:45:42,491 I'll get the whole outfit. 880 00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:46,866 He can't be serious. 881 00:45:47,783 --> 00:45:48,783 She loves it. 882 00:45:48,825 --> 00:45:50,075 What'd I tell you? 883 00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:54,658 Is this good? What is it? 884 00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:55,866 Hash. 885 00:45:56,366 --> 00:45:57,491 Corned beef hash? 886 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:01,366 No, it's sweet. 887 00:46:03,075 --> 00:46:04,075 We'll take two. 888 00:46:04,491 --> 00:46:06,491 Alert stop two imposters stop 889 00:46:06,658 --> 00:46:09,116 Bastards stop Keep them till we arrive stop 890 00:46:09,241 --> 00:46:11,408 Colonel Marchal stop Ratatatat! End of message 891 00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:16,783 You're under arrest for treason. 892 00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:18,950 Dirty traitors! 893 00:46:20,408 --> 00:46:21,575 Stay out of it. 894 00:46:21,783 --> 00:46:22,783 What'll you do to them? 895 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:23,950 What we do to spies. 896 00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:25,783 Twice over, since they're wogs. 897 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:27,366 Right, Gilles? 898 00:46:27,866 --> 00:46:28,866 Keep your traps shut. 899 00:46:28,991 --> 00:46:30,658 Go home or we'll do you, too. 900 00:46:30,866 --> 00:46:31,866 Let's go. 901 00:46:42,575 --> 00:46:45,241 How the heck does the genie get in there? 902 00:46:45,575 --> 00:46:47,075 Wait, I'll ask him. 903 00:46:48,408 --> 00:46:49,408 Genie? 904 00:46:50,825 --> 00:46:51,825 Genie? 905 00:46:54,325 --> 00:46:55,783 German soldiers! 906 00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:57,283 Run! 907 00:48:00,533 --> 00:48:01,533 Alice... 908 00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:04,366 I'm not Alice. 909 00:48:04,825 --> 00:48:06,283 Who are you? 910 00:48:08,991 --> 00:48:10,658 Wake up, c'mon! 911 00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:15,616 Get up! 912 00:48:16,116 --> 00:48:17,533 Bilal, got any food? 913 00:48:17,741 --> 00:48:18,950 I'm starving! 914 00:48:19,116 --> 00:48:21,825 I lost my djellaba. Do you have it? 915 00:48:21,991 --> 00:48:22,991 Here. 916 00:48:24,450 --> 00:48:25,908 Read this. 917 00:48:26,450 --> 00:48:27,450 Two impostors stop 918 00:48:27,575 --> 00:48:29,616 Bastards stop Ratatatat... 919 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,033 The Colonel's not happy. 920 00:48:36,616 --> 00:48:37,783 Alice! 921 00:48:39,741 --> 00:48:40,741 Oh shit! 922 00:48:41,033 --> 00:48:42,866 Can your friend Célestin hide you? 923 00:48:43,033 --> 00:48:44,033 No! 924 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:45,991 Our friend Bilal can. 925 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:47,491 Gimme a hug! 926 00:48:48,741 --> 00:48:49,908 Hands off! 927 00:48:50,075 --> 00:48:53,158 Nice little country you've got. I predict a great future. 928 00:48:53,325 --> 00:48:54,491 Inch'allah. 929 00:48:55,741 --> 00:48:57,075 Germans are coming. 930 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,200 We're on it. 931 00:48:58,241 --> 00:48:59,991 We've got the right papers. 932 00:49:00,866 --> 00:49:02,075 C'mon, let's go. 933 00:49:03,158 --> 00:49:04,158 My desert star... 934 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,658 We've been through so much together. 935 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,200 What's your name? 936 00:49:10,033 --> 00:49:11,033 Dominique. 937 00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:18,950 Halt! Show your IDs. 938 00:49:19,908 --> 00:49:20,908 Gentlemen, 939 00:49:21,283 --> 00:49:22,283 we're opening a business. 940 00:49:22,366 --> 00:49:23,366 A wine bar. 941 00:49:23,408 --> 00:49:24,866 Serving salami. 942 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,200 Here. 943 00:49:26,575 --> 00:49:27,575 Quick bites. 944 00:49:27,783 --> 00:49:29,033 Gonna be bsahtek! 945 00:49:30,783 --> 00:49:31,991 - Huh? - What? 946 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,658 Our Free French IDs. 947 00:49:42,116 --> 00:49:44,241 We're back. Some joke. 948 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,715 Crazy they send colonial prisoners here. 949 00:49:47,908 --> 00:49:49,158 Crazy, is it? 950 00:49:50,158 --> 00:49:51,866 At least we feel at home. 951 00:49:52,325 --> 00:49:54,325 I expected prison to be worse. 952 00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:56,450 Hey, Curly! Want some lovin' tonight? 953 00:49:56,616 --> 00:49:57,616 Next! 954 00:50:00,033 --> 00:50:01,200 Hey, fellas! 955 00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:03,741 How've you been? 956 00:50:03,908 --> 00:50:04,908 Well, well! 957 00:50:05,075 --> 00:50:06,991 Back to square one, are we, boys? 958 00:50:07,325 --> 00:50:08,575 So he's here, too. 959 00:50:08,783 --> 00:50:10,825 Got buggered, did we, boys? 960 00:50:11,658 --> 00:50:12,825 Everyone gets a turn. 961 00:50:13,325 --> 00:50:14,658 You'll regret that. 962 00:50:19,741 --> 00:50:22,241 Careful, that scumbag hobnobs with the Huns. 963 00:50:23,075 --> 00:50:24,783 But the war's over now. 964 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,575 Maybe they'll let us go home. 965 00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:32,825 Sorry, guys, no mail for you. 966 00:50:37,491 --> 00:50:39,408 - How much to-- - Nothing. 967 00:50:39,825 --> 00:50:41,075 Shut up, don't speak. 968 00:50:42,491 --> 00:50:43,991 Just trying to pass the time. 969 00:50:44,158 --> 00:50:45,325 You're making it longer. 970 00:50:45,866 --> 00:50:47,241 You bug me, Max. 971 00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:49,116 We should be in London. 972 00:50:49,408 --> 00:50:51,950 You had to trip up and get us sent here. 973 00:50:52,991 --> 00:50:53,991 Excuse me? 974 00:50:54,741 --> 00:50:56,575 Who got us sent to Syria? 975 00:50:57,116 --> 00:50:58,741 Just to impress some girl! 976 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,283 I'm not your fool, Leon. 977 00:51:01,450 --> 00:51:03,116 We should be in our bar in Mâcon. 978 00:51:03,241 --> 00:51:04,561 Except you think with your willy. 979 00:51:04,908 --> 00:51:06,075 Excuse me? 980 00:51:06,533 --> 00:51:07,950 What about your desert star? 981 00:51:08,116 --> 00:51:09,158 Her name is Dominique! 982 00:51:10,283 --> 00:51:11,450 I never put us at risk. 983 00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:14,408 You constantly put us at risk. 984 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,741 And you can't even play a dog! 985 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:18,325 What the heck? 986 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,783 Why do you always fall? 987 00:51:21,075 --> 00:51:23,533 Why do you always get punched, screw up? 988 00:51:23,741 --> 00:51:24,741 You're a jinx. 989 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,200 You are a jinx! 990 00:51:27,366 --> 00:51:28,408 And you make us look dumb. 991 00:51:28,575 --> 00:51:30,575 You make us look dumb, brainless! 992 00:51:31,033 --> 00:51:31,783 I retract my comment. 993 00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:33,575 Even your willy doesn't think! 994 00:51:34,158 --> 00:51:35,825 You never heard of the Verdun Armistice! 995 00:51:35,991 --> 00:51:37,241 I don't follow football! 996 00:51:38,366 --> 00:51:39,491 I'm gonna break your face. 997 00:51:39,658 --> 00:51:40,658 Go right ahead! 998 00:51:40,741 --> 00:51:42,075 - C'mon! - Brawn over brains! 999 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,908 - Max, c'mon! - Do your worst! 1000 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:45,866 Having a little tiff? 1001 00:51:46,325 --> 00:51:49,158 Close your shit trap, you big lug! 1002 00:51:49,283 --> 00:51:52,533 I'm Lieutenant Von Krauss's Oberleutnant now! 1003 00:51:53,116 --> 00:51:54,241 That's sergeant. 1004 00:51:54,575 --> 00:51:55,908 In German! 1005 00:51:57,950 --> 00:51:58,991 Don't you know? 1006 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,616 The Germans are sending French prisoners to Germany. 1007 00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:06,158 There's a list. I'd check it if I were you. 1008 00:52:06,325 --> 00:52:08,158 See if you won the lottery. 1009 00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:09,908 Maybe your names are on it. 1010 00:52:10,075 --> 00:52:11,616 I think they got it. 1011 00:52:16,325 --> 00:52:17,658 We've all been separated. 1012 00:52:19,241 --> 00:52:21,033 Great. Perfect. 1013 00:52:21,158 --> 00:52:23,366 I won't have to put up with your mug anymore. 1014 00:52:23,533 --> 00:52:24,533 I'm gonna escape. 1015 00:52:24,616 --> 00:52:25,283 Is that so? 1016 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:26,491 Maybe I will, too. 1017 00:52:26,658 --> 00:52:29,325 You'll twist your ankle on the first ditch. 1018 00:52:29,491 --> 00:52:30,866 At least I won't get lost! 1019 00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:32,325 I know my geography! 1020 00:52:37,033 --> 00:52:38,991 - Let's escape together! - Yeah! 1021 00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:40,450 But how? 1022 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,158 Can you let us out? 1023 00:52:44,575 --> 00:52:46,033 - So? - He won't. 1024 00:52:46,158 --> 00:52:47,450 That's no help. 1025 00:52:47,616 --> 00:52:48,616 Let me ask. 1026 00:52:48,658 --> 00:52:50,408 Will you-- He's gone. 1027 00:53:16,908 --> 00:53:18,408 - What do we do? - Dunno. 1028 00:53:19,158 --> 00:53:20,450 - I know! Come. - What? 1029 00:53:20,616 --> 00:53:22,033 - Follow me. - What? 1030 00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:23,450 Do like me! 1031 00:53:24,491 --> 00:53:25,658 Do like me! 1032 00:53:26,825 --> 00:53:29,616 Don't send us to Germany 1033 00:53:30,616 --> 00:53:32,950 We're Frenchies! 1034 00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:36,033 Trust us on this 1035 00:53:36,158 --> 00:53:37,950 We'll make a big mess 1036 00:53:38,116 --> 00:53:39,533 We're Frenchies! 1037 00:53:40,325 --> 00:53:42,491 We're lazy, we complain 1038 00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:45,283 We're not very clean! 1039 00:53:47,283 --> 00:53:49,616 Unions and strikes 1040 00:53:50,158 --> 00:53:52,575 Don't appeal to the Reich! 1041 00:53:53,283 --> 00:53:57,325 We never win the Olympics! 1042 00:53:57,491 --> 00:53:59,241 - Shall I shoot? - No, it's good. 1043 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:01,075 - Selfish! - Exhibitionist! 1044 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,200 Get lost! 1045 00:54:02,533 --> 00:54:04,241 We're Frenchies! 1046 00:54:06,408 --> 00:54:08,991 Colonialists and racists... 1047 00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:10,408 That we like! 1048 00:54:10,575 --> 00:54:12,616 True, you do 1049 00:54:12,825 --> 00:54:15,408 When we're abroad, beware! 1050 00:54:15,575 --> 00:54:17,991 We're even worse! 1051 00:54:19,991 --> 00:54:22,450 We'll steal your girls 1052 00:54:22,616 --> 00:54:25,991 Even the fat Bavarian wenches 1053 00:54:26,158 --> 00:54:29,116 Trust us on this 1054 00:54:29,241 --> 00:54:30,366 We're Frenchies! 1055 00:54:32,575 --> 00:54:34,908 Let's call a truce 1056 00:54:35,075 --> 00:54:38,158 We just made some hooch! 1057 00:54:38,325 --> 00:54:40,491 Let's make peace 1058 00:54:40,658 --> 00:54:43,200 with music! 1059 00:54:48,866 --> 00:54:50,158 Bravo! 1060 00:54:51,408 --> 00:54:52,408 Wonderful! 1061 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:55,283 Goddammit! 1062 00:54:58,033 --> 00:55:00,825 Stop playing us for fools and tell us the truth. 1063 00:55:00,991 --> 00:55:02,825 - He wanted details! - Shut up! 1064 00:55:02,991 --> 00:55:04,783 Since they liked our dance moves, 1065 00:55:04,950 --> 00:55:07,200 the punishment was light: laundry duty. 1066 00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:11,283 The colonized guys hid uniforms in their prayer rugs for us. 1067 00:55:11,450 --> 00:55:13,241 But Mamadou wanted to join us. 1068 00:55:13,408 --> 00:55:14,491 His name was Boubacar. 1069 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,991 No, there was no Boubacar. 1070 00:55:17,908 --> 00:55:19,158 No Boubacar? 1071 00:55:20,866 --> 00:55:22,158 So what was his name? 1072 00:55:22,325 --> 00:55:23,616 Abdou, Abdou! 1073 00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,366 Abdou wanted to join us. 1074 00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:27,033 I can play a Nazi. 1075 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:28,491 Ich bin Abdou. 1076 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:29,908 Bad idea. 1077 00:55:30,075 --> 00:55:31,616 Off we went in disguise. 1078 00:55:31,825 --> 00:55:33,366 But Abdou followed us. 1079 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,658 Ich bin Abdou! 1080 00:55:37,533 --> 00:55:38,575 Hey, stop! 1081 00:55:38,783 --> 00:55:39,783 Shut the gates! 1082 00:55:40,950 --> 00:55:41,950 Alert! 1083 00:55:42,158 --> 00:55:44,283 They shouted, we bolted, it was bonkers. 1084 00:55:44,450 --> 00:55:46,408 We burst free in German uniforms. 1085 00:55:50,408 --> 00:55:54,075 I preferred the slower pace. The plot's hard to follow now. 1086 00:55:55,866 --> 00:55:57,408 Make up your minds. 1087 00:56:05,741 --> 00:56:08,741 Fellas... Comin' to Switzerland with us? 1088 00:56:08,908 --> 00:56:09,533 No. 1089 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:11,033 We're going home to Mâcon. 1090 00:56:11,158 --> 00:56:14,158 You're always welcome at our place. 1091 00:56:15,408 --> 00:56:16,575 You live together? 1092 00:56:16,783 --> 00:56:17,783 Yeah. 1093 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,241 We're brothers. 1094 00:56:21,908 --> 00:56:22,908 Hugs. 1095 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:26,450 Take care. 1096 00:56:28,283 --> 00:56:29,616 Get going! 1097 00:56:32,866 --> 00:56:34,158 We need to change again. 1098 00:56:34,325 --> 00:56:35,325 C'mon! 1099 00:56:46,325 --> 00:56:47,366 Madam! 1100 00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:54,075 The lady moved out? 1101 00:56:54,616 --> 00:56:55,991 Who the heck are you? 1102 00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,783 Where's your clothes? 1103 00:56:59,366 --> 00:57:00,366 Are you Jews? 1104 00:57:01,116 --> 00:57:02,116 No. 1105 00:57:05,783 --> 00:57:07,325 You're not, but he is. 1106 00:57:07,783 --> 00:57:09,825 I can spot 'em. Curly hair, schnozz. 1107 00:57:10,866 --> 00:57:12,200 - You're Jewish? - No. 1108 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:13,533 Not related to the lady? 1109 00:57:13,991 --> 00:57:15,158 No. 1110 00:57:17,241 --> 00:57:18,366 Then help yourselves! 1111 00:57:19,158 --> 00:57:20,741 Where is the lady? 1112 00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:22,450 I turned her in. 1113 00:57:22,616 --> 00:57:25,075 But those idiots botched the job. 1114 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,533 Come see. 1115 00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:31,783 Look. They're coming for her in an hour. 1116 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,241 She was hiding in an armoire. 1117 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:36,658 It did seem awfully heavy! 1118 00:57:43,158 --> 00:57:43,908 Good heavens! 1119 00:57:44,075 --> 00:57:45,275 Thank God you're here, Father! 1120 00:57:45,825 --> 00:57:47,533 Anything left to steal? 1121 00:57:52,491 --> 00:57:53,491 So you're Jewish? 1122 00:57:56,658 --> 00:57:58,116 Must you be? 1123 00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:00,825 Couldn't you pick something else, like French? 1124 00:58:02,075 --> 00:58:04,533 I found a vehicle. I suggest we hightail it. 1125 00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:05,950 She's coming? 1126 00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:08,116 We'll be caught for sure. 1127 00:58:08,241 --> 00:58:10,408 A priest, a railroader and a Jew? Sounds like a joke! 1128 00:58:10,575 --> 00:58:12,200 Maybe she's not Jewish. 1129 00:58:12,366 --> 00:58:14,283 - What's your name? - Sarah. 1130 00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:15,450 Shit. 1131 00:58:17,408 --> 00:58:18,450 Got any non-Jewish family? 1132 00:58:20,116 --> 00:58:21,116 An uncle? 1133 00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:22,158 An aunt? 1134 00:58:22,325 --> 00:58:23,825 A cousin? 1135 00:58:24,366 --> 00:58:25,366 They're all Jewish. 1136 00:58:25,408 --> 00:58:26,575 What a surprise! 1137 00:58:33,158 --> 00:58:34,158 We can't leave her. 1138 00:58:34,783 --> 00:58:36,741 Look at her! She's all alone! 1139 00:58:36,908 --> 00:58:37,908 She's weak. 1140 00:58:38,075 --> 00:58:39,241 Defenseless. 1141 00:58:40,658 --> 00:58:42,158 You're taking care of her. 1142 00:58:42,325 --> 00:58:44,283 - C'mon, Sarah, let's go. - No! 1143 00:58:44,450 --> 00:58:45,450 She wants to stay. 1144 00:58:45,908 --> 00:58:46,533 Leave it to me. 1145 00:58:46,741 --> 00:58:48,116 Let's play a game. 1146 00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:50,450 Shut her up! 1147 00:58:50,575 --> 00:58:52,116 People can see us! 1148 00:58:53,450 --> 00:58:54,783 What do I do? 1149 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,491 C'mon. 1150 00:58:57,658 --> 00:58:59,033 Where's your wheels? 1151 00:59:00,325 --> 00:59:01,408 Nice! 1152 00:59:11,575 --> 00:59:13,033 This is the life, eh? 1153 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:15,075 I gotta go pee-pee! 1154 00:59:15,825 --> 00:59:16,866 She needs to pee. 1155 00:59:17,033 --> 00:59:18,741 It's too risky to stop. 1156 00:59:19,158 --> 00:59:20,325 And at this speed... 1157 00:59:26,241 --> 00:59:27,283 I swallowed it. 1158 00:59:27,866 --> 00:59:29,075 Are you done, kid? 1159 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,825 Don't look. 1160 00:59:31,033 --> 00:59:32,200 Hurry up. 1161 00:59:32,366 --> 00:59:33,866 Don't forget to wipe your... 1162 00:59:34,533 --> 00:59:35,741 your... 1163 00:59:37,075 --> 00:59:38,450 Fanny? 1164 00:59:38,616 --> 00:59:39,950 Bunky? 1165 00:59:40,116 --> 00:59:41,283 Tushy? 1166 00:59:41,991 --> 00:59:43,533 - Gestapo... - No, not Gestapo! 1167 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,200 - The Gestapo! - Now that's... 1168 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:49,033 the Gestapo! Grab her! 1169 00:59:49,158 --> 00:59:50,616 - I'm not done! - Yes, you are! 1170 00:59:50,825 --> 00:59:52,200 Dang, locked! 1171 00:59:52,366 --> 00:59:54,325 - She wasn't finished. - This way! 1172 01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:07,116 - Where are we? - Smells like an orphanage. 1173 01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:10,575 We must be in a convent or something. 1174 01:00:32,741 --> 01:00:33,825 Rodrigo! 1175 01:00:36,783 --> 01:00:38,158 Sit still. 1176 01:00:38,283 --> 01:00:39,783 See my beautiful tree? 1177 01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:41,866 Have no fear, it won't bite 1178 01:00:42,241 --> 01:00:43,741 Be a gardener for me 1179 01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:45,116 Gather my nectar 1180 01:00:56,533 --> 01:00:57,533 Louder! 1181 01:01:44,158 --> 01:01:45,158 I love you all! 1182 01:02:07,241 --> 01:02:08,241 I'm hungry. 1183 01:02:08,366 --> 01:02:09,491 No, no. 1184 01:02:10,241 --> 01:02:11,575 - Just a snack. - No! 1185 01:02:11,783 --> 01:02:13,158 I'm hungry, too. 1186 01:02:15,575 --> 01:02:18,450 Just a loaf of bread. We gotta be more discreet. 1187 01:02:19,991 --> 01:02:21,158 These costumes come in handy. 1188 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:24,866 Champagne is a real peacemaker. Lubes us up just right. 1189 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,783 The bubbles tickle our insides. 1190 01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:27,658 It's so nice. 1191 01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:28,950 Gives me a boner. 1192 01:02:29,116 --> 01:02:30,575 What's a boner? 1193 01:02:30,783 --> 01:02:32,991 - It's in your underwear-- - Play with your doll! 1194 01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:34,825 We're close to home. 1195 01:02:35,158 --> 01:02:37,158 We'll reach the Free Zone hassle free! 1196 01:02:47,825 --> 01:02:48,575 Are you nuts? 1197 01:02:48,783 --> 01:02:50,075 Honest to Pete! 1198 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,658 Don't shoot, there's a kid! 1199 01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:54,741 Don't shoot, we're French! We're not the Gestapo. 1200 01:02:54,908 --> 01:02:56,366 So why the clothes? 1201 01:02:56,533 --> 01:02:58,866 We're trying to get the kid to the Free Zone. 1202 01:02:59,033 --> 01:03:01,075 You just blew our cover. 1203 01:03:02,825 --> 01:03:04,158 You're a ballsy pair. 1204 01:03:04,616 --> 01:03:06,575 You're with the Resistance, too? NLM? 1205 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,575 Northern Liberation Movement? 1206 01:03:09,450 --> 01:03:10,741 Must be SLM, then. 1207 01:03:10,908 --> 01:03:13,491 That's us! We'd recognize them. 1208 01:03:13,658 --> 01:03:16,116 - I thought we were FFI. - We are. 1209 01:03:16,908 --> 01:03:20,158 We're all FFI. It includes the SLM, NLM, AS and FTP. 1210 01:03:20,283 --> 01:03:22,158 - Isn't FTP the FFL? - No, that's OCM. 1211 01:03:22,283 --> 01:03:25,825 OCM is like CDLR, OS and CDLL. They're FFL! 1212 01:03:25,991 --> 01:03:27,200 - Same thing. - Right. 1213 01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:28,616 No more FFL? 1214 01:03:29,241 --> 01:03:30,783 Can we just enter the Free Zone? 1215 01:03:31,241 --> 01:03:32,908 We'll introduce you to... 1216 01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,741 Fox. Our leader. 1217 01:03:35,658 --> 01:03:36,658 Fox? 1218 01:03:38,116 --> 01:03:41,408 We use animal code names. André here is Squirrel. 1219 01:03:41,991 --> 01:03:43,950 - No! - Don't say our real names! 1220 01:03:44,616 --> 01:03:46,158 - I'm Weasel. - Get it right. 1221 01:03:46,325 --> 01:03:47,491 Same difference. 1222 01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:50,658 Try telling a weasel he's a squirrel. 1223 01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:51,866 Can we meet Fox? 1224 01:03:52,158 --> 01:03:53,158 Sure! 1225 01:03:55,491 --> 01:03:56,283 Hang on... 1226 01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:57,450 You know Fox? 1227 01:03:58,866 --> 01:04:00,741 Must you keep interrupting the story? 1228 01:04:01,491 --> 01:04:03,325 If they know Fox, we should release them. 1229 01:04:04,825 --> 01:04:07,616 Know my cousin Jean-Eudes? He's OS. 1230 01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:10,658 No? 1231 01:04:10,866 --> 01:04:12,741 Then don't release them. 1232 01:04:16,241 --> 01:04:17,408 Fox has good taste. 1233 01:04:17,991 --> 01:04:19,491 Nice wine cellar. 1234 01:04:22,658 --> 01:04:24,075 I don't believe it. 1235 01:04:25,241 --> 01:04:25,783 Michel! 1236 01:04:26,158 --> 01:04:28,491 Idiot! You just revealed my identity! 1237 01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,158 - So what? Fox is a lame name. - Yeah! 1238 01:04:33,908 --> 01:04:35,158 What're you doing here? 1239 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,200 Hey, look! 1240 01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:38,450 Over there. 1241 01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:39,991 Thanks. 1242 01:04:40,491 --> 01:04:43,533 - You two adopted a kid? - Pretty modern, right? 1243 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:46,158 Since when have you been a Resistance leader? 1244 01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:47,950 For a while now. 1245 01:04:48,116 --> 01:04:51,450 I'm in charge of unifying all the regional movements. 1246 01:04:51,616 --> 01:04:53,241 On direct orders from London. 1247 01:04:53,408 --> 01:04:56,366 Ah, London! We know about their orders. 1248 01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:57,741 I can attest to that. 1249 01:05:00,866 --> 01:05:02,200 Alice? 1250 01:05:02,908 --> 01:05:03,908 You know each other? 1251 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:06,325 What're you doing here? I'm so happy! 1252 01:05:07,491 --> 01:05:10,241 I wanted to confess everything, but he wouldn't! 1253 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:13,991 This is between you two! 1254 01:05:14,158 --> 01:05:14,908 What is? 1255 01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:16,991 You'll be executed for treason. 1256 01:05:17,158 --> 01:05:18,325 Both of you! 1257 01:05:18,491 --> 01:05:19,491 Treason? 1258 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:22,158 - Poulain and I can explain. - Cut it out! 1259 01:05:23,908 --> 01:05:26,325 Better start explaining, I'm lost. 1260 01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:30,200 She's right. You'll be executed, boys! 1261 01:05:32,741 --> 01:05:34,200 No. Enough of this. 1262 01:05:34,616 --> 01:05:36,950 We follow orders but nobody's ever happy. 1263 01:05:37,116 --> 01:05:39,116 And that little girl! 1264 01:05:39,241 --> 01:05:41,450 She's up half the night. 1265 01:05:41,616 --> 01:05:42,991 I'm totally sleep-deprived! 1266 01:05:43,158 --> 01:05:44,866 - I've had it. - It's my fault. 1267 01:05:45,366 --> 01:05:47,158 Alice, we got close. 1268 01:05:47,283 --> 01:05:49,408 You wanted to grow old with me. I hurt you. 1269 01:05:49,575 --> 01:05:50,658 I know. 1270 01:05:50,866 --> 01:05:52,616 If you want to execute me... 1271 01:05:54,866 --> 01:05:55,866 go right ahead. 1272 01:05:57,116 --> 01:05:58,116 You bitch! 1273 01:05:58,241 --> 01:06:00,866 I never liked you or your bulging biceps! 1274 01:06:01,033 --> 01:06:02,200 - What? - Biceps? 1275 01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:06,116 Right, settle down. We still need these two. 1276 01:06:07,158 --> 01:06:09,116 We're 30 kilometers from home! 1277 01:06:09,658 --> 01:06:10,991 I'm cold. 1278 01:06:11,158 --> 01:06:12,241 I can't feel my legs. 1279 01:06:13,283 --> 01:06:15,241 C'mon, I didn't even hit you. 1280 01:06:15,408 --> 01:06:17,116 It's a bad idea, Fox. 1281 01:06:17,241 --> 01:06:20,033 Admit they have a gift for fooling people! 1282 01:06:21,158 --> 01:06:22,158 Very well. 1283 01:06:22,783 --> 01:06:24,325 But one strike and you're out. 1284 01:06:24,491 --> 01:06:25,825 Got it? 1285 01:06:25,991 --> 01:06:27,741 You gotta help us, boys. 1286 01:06:27,908 --> 01:06:29,075 And don't forget: 1287 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,866 "He who helps someone--" 1288 01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:32,033 Yeah, yeah! 1289 01:06:33,658 --> 01:06:34,741 What do we do? 1290 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,408 You'll contact a friend of yours in the Vichy government. 1291 01:06:39,825 --> 01:06:41,241 - He'll be thrilled. - Not him! 1292 01:06:48,366 --> 01:06:50,991 It's my salami salesgirls, Jacqueline! 1293 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:53,158 Hi there, Célestin! 1294 01:06:53,283 --> 01:06:55,033 I was so surprised you called. 1295 01:06:55,158 --> 01:06:57,450 I figured by now you were millionaires 1296 01:06:57,616 --> 01:06:59,283 with 18 wives. 1297 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:00,950 So what's up? 1298 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:05,866 There's plenty of work around here. 1299 01:07:06,033 --> 01:07:08,366 I'm in charge of all the police departments. 1300 01:07:08,533 --> 01:07:09,366 Are there many? 1301 01:07:09,533 --> 01:07:13,616 You bet. We're very safe. We've got the anti-Reds, anti-Jews... 1302 01:07:13,825 --> 01:07:15,616 It's high surveillance. 1303 01:07:15,825 --> 01:07:17,658 We know everything about everybody. 1304 01:07:19,908 --> 01:07:21,408 Important things? 1305 01:07:21,991 --> 01:07:22,991 Very important. 1306 01:07:23,075 --> 01:07:25,658 We know whether Jacqueline got lucky last night. 1307 01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:28,158 Célestin! You naughty man! 1308 01:07:28,283 --> 01:07:31,491 But best of all is the name naming. 1309 01:07:31,658 --> 01:07:33,158 We get lots of help. 1310 01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:36,866 How many letters have we received today naming names? 1311 01:07:37,033 --> 01:07:38,033 42. 1312 01:07:38,116 --> 01:07:39,991 42! 1313 01:07:40,158 --> 01:07:41,575 It's not even 4 pm. 1314 01:07:41,783 --> 01:07:43,158 After me. 1315 01:07:54,158 --> 01:07:55,283 Hello. 1316 01:07:56,575 --> 01:07:59,491 Which yellow for the poster Beware, Mean Jews? 1317 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,491 We've narrowed it down to "Baby Chick" and "Indian." 1318 01:08:02,658 --> 01:08:04,491 I find "Indian" a bit too saffron. 1319 01:08:05,033 --> 01:08:08,116 I'm in charge of propaganda, too. Such a bore. 1320 01:08:09,408 --> 01:08:11,158 I like drawing Jews though. 1321 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:14,325 And I'm good at it. 1322 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:18,158 The schnozz should fill the page. 1323 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,325 Great idea. 1324 01:08:22,075 --> 01:08:23,116 Great idea! 1325 01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:24,991 - Augustin... - Eugene. 1326 01:08:26,033 --> 01:08:26,783 Eugene. 1327 01:08:26,950 --> 01:08:28,325 Make the nose longer. 1328 01:08:29,283 --> 01:08:30,283 Thank you. 1329 01:08:31,491 --> 01:08:32,491 Get going! 1330 01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:36,158 Goodbye. 1331 01:08:37,283 --> 01:08:38,283 Goodbye. 1332 01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:46,325 Nice job. 1333 01:08:47,075 --> 01:08:49,158 See? She stays inside the lines. 1334 01:08:50,033 --> 01:08:51,283 So we got a job in propaganda. 1335 01:08:52,866 --> 01:08:54,533 You know nothing about it. 1336 01:08:54,908 --> 01:08:57,658 I love photography. Anything to do with images. 1337 01:08:57,866 --> 01:09:00,116 And Max delivers. Businesses, contacts... 1338 01:09:00,241 --> 01:09:02,450 Customer service is my specialty. 1339 01:09:02,866 --> 01:09:04,033 We have great benefits. 1340 01:09:04,158 --> 01:09:05,408 Paid vacations. 1341 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:06,575 Company car. 1342 01:09:06,658 --> 01:09:07,908 Which side are you on? 1343 01:09:08,741 --> 01:09:11,241 Give us a break. Aren't you glad we infiltrated? 1344 01:09:12,158 --> 01:09:13,158 It'll never work. 1345 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,241 - It won't? - No. 1346 01:09:14,616 --> 01:09:15,741 Wait and see. 1347 01:09:15,908 --> 01:09:16,950 What's our mission? 1348 01:09:17,325 --> 01:09:19,033 To tell big fat fibs? 1349 01:09:19,158 --> 01:09:21,408 We're stellar in that department. 1350 01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,575 Stellar. 1351 01:09:22,741 --> 01:09:23,741 Yeah, stellar. 1352 01:09:29,283 --> 01:09:31,033 Off they go 1353 01:09:31,158 --> 01:09:33,033 Our sweet occupiers 1354 01:09:35,241 --> 01:09:38,658 Our friends the Germans So funny, so reassuring 1355 01:09:38,819 --> 01:09:41,256 We've picked our side 1356 01:09:42,408 --> 01:09:44,783 Our Friends the Germans 1357 01:09:46,116 --> 01:09:49,200 Wonderful, wonderful! What talent! 1358 01:09:49,366 --> 01:09:51,741 I love it, my little salami salesgirls! 1359 01:09:51,908 --> 01:09:53,116 Right, Liline? 1360 01:10:02,075 --> 01:10:05,033 The next poster will be Vichy Colors. 1361 01:10:05,158 --> 01:10:06,200 In France's three colors. 1362 01:10:07,075 --> 01:10:08,575 Work, family, fatherland. 1363 01:10:08,783 --> 01:10:10,116 Blue, white, red. 1364 01:10:10,241 --> 01:10:11,325 Vichy colors. 1365 01:10:14,491 --> 01:10:15,491 Not bad. 1366 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:17,658 You heard it first! 1367 01:10:18,991 --> 01:10:20,950 Not bad, Eugene. 1368 01:10:21,991 --> 01:10:25,908 I had an inspiration two weeks ago and just had to tell you! 1369 01:10:28,241 --> 01:10:29,241 Got two minutes? 1370 01:10:29,366 --> 01:10:32,158 Sorry, we're tailing two terrorists in Meursault. 1371 01:10:32,283 --> 01:10:33,908 Should it be one word 1372 01:10:34,075 --> 01:10:35,491 or hyphenated? 1373 01:10:35,658 --> 01:10:37,658 Or something else, maybe? 1374 01:10:38,450 --> 01:10:39,825 Vichy... 1375 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,866 It's a gasser, right? 1376 01:10:42,033 --> 01:10:43,325 I mean... 1377 01:10:57,866 --> 01:10:58,575 Let's go. 1378 01:10:58,783 --> 01:11:00,616 Thanks, Fox. You saved us. 1379 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,658 Don't thank me. 1380 01:11:03,075 --> 01:11:06,325 Thank Keen Eagle and Night Steed. 1381 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,200 Keen Eagle and Night Steed? 1382 01:11:11,825 --> 01:11:13,241 It's hard to believe, 1383 01:11:13,408 --> 01:11:15,033 but they're keeping us one step ahead. 1384 01:11:15,158 --> 01:11:16,491 Collaborate, it's great! 1385 01:11:32,866 --> 01:11:34,908 HITL'HAIR Root 'em out! 1386 01:11:35,741 --> 01:11:38,741 Keen Eagle and Night Steed. Amazing code names! 1387 01:11:38,908 --> 01:11:39,908 Ridiculous. 1388 01:11:40,825 --> 01:11:42,075 And a total turn-on! 1389 01:11:45,241 --> 01:11:47,116 I'm Hedgehog! 1390 01:11:47,741 --> 01:11:48,741 I'm Weasel. 1391 01:11:48,908 --> 01:11:52,116 Kind of like a fox, but friskier, more-- 1392 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:53,241 Can it! 1393 01:11:55,866 --> 01:11:57,408 We're gonna win this war. 1394 01:11:57,575 --> 01:11:58,575 We're gonna win. 1395 01:11:58,908 --> 01:12:00,116 Did you see this? 1396 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:02,741 The Germans have invaded the Free Zone. 1397 01:12:18,241 --> 01:12:19,783 They don't mess around. 1398 01:12:22,491 --> 01:12:25,158 How much to be a gay Commie Jewish Resistant? 1399 01:12:25,283 --> 01:12:27,450 - A lot. - Yeah, a lot. 1400 01:12:31,116 --> 01:12:32,866 No problem, we're on the case! 1401 01:12:33,033 --> 01:12:34,950 Olivier from the Militia here. That man 1402 01:12:35,116 --> 01:12:36,450 had Jewish neighbors. 1403 01:12:36,616 --> 01:12:38,158 Luckily, he told us. 1404 01:12:38,283 --> 01:12:40,116 He could have been fleeced! 1405 01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:43,033 Deport them, Lucien. 1406 01:12:44,241 --> 01:12:45,241 Excuse me, sir. 1407 01:12:45,408 --> 01:12:48,158 You'll get a hole the size of a two-franc coin here. 1408 01:12:48,283 --> 01:12:49,366 Have a nice day! 1409 01:12:52,241 --> 01:12:54,491 The Militia Here to help ya! 1410 01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:01,200 Idiots abound as it is. 1411 01:13:01,366 --> 01:13:03,741 That militia increases their numbers. 1412 01:13:03,908 --> 01:13:06,325 It's a little scary, isn't it? 1413 01:13:06,491 --> 01:13:07,491 And so are you. 1414 01:13:09,033 --> 01:13:11,908 They needed models for a poster this morning. 1415 01:13:12,075 --> 01:13:13,616 We're in the background. 1416 01:13:13,825 --> 01:13:15,491 - Really? - It was fun. 1417 01:13:15,991 --> 01:13:18,366 It made me want to be a model. 1418 01:13:18,533 --> 01:13:19,575 You'd be good. 1419 01:13:19,783 --> 01:13:20,783 Move it! 1420 01:13:21,116 --> 01:13:22,658 We'll take care of you! 1421 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:23,866 Pichon! 1422 01:13:23,991 --> 01:13:25,658 Not so clever now, are we? 1423 01:13:25,866 --> 01:13:27,200 Move it! 1424 01:13:27,366 --> 01:13:28,366 - Pichon! - Who's he? 1425 01:13:28,533 --> 01:13:30,283 I suggest we hightail it. 1426 01:13:30,616 --> 01:13:33,158 What's the spin for the presentation? 1427 01:13:37,950 --> 01:13:39,408 It's already 6 pm in Berlin... 1428 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,616 Oh Maréchal, c'mon! 1429 01:14:00,158 --> 01:14:02,116 Entering without knocking? 1430 01:14:02,241 --> 01:14:04,408 You better have a good excuse. 1431 01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:08,616 That weasel Pichon is onto us. 1432 01:14:08,825 --> 01:14:09,866 We can't continue. 1433 01:14:11,991 --> 01:14:14,741 You're right. You could get us all caught. 1434 01:14:18,158 --> 01:14:19,158 Leave. 1435 01:14:19,783 --> 01:14:21,033 It's too dangerous now. 1436 01:14:26,783 --> 01:14:27,783 We did our job. 1437 01:14:29,158 --> 01:14:30,533 We infiltrated, got information. 1438 01:14:33,658 --> 01:14:35,116 Wasn't that the goal? 1439 01:14:35,241 --> 01:14:36,241 Yes. 1440 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,741 It's true. You've grown up. 1441 01:14:41,033 --> 01:14:43,116 You've learned that a man's life 1442 01:14:44,783 --> 01:14:46,158 is worth more than-- 1443 01:14:46,283 --> 01:14:47,366 Hey, you Gypsies! 1444 01:14:49,366 --> 01:14:50,658 My head's gonna explode! 1445 01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:52,950 Keep it down or we'll quit hiding you! 1446 01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:55,366 And you, limey! 1447 01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:56,408 Put on some trousers. 1448 01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,533 There's a little girl! 1449 01:14:59,283 --> 01:15:01,033 Don't worry! I'm leaving tomorrow. 1450 01:15:01,158 --> 01:15:02,491 Leaving tomorrow... 1451 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,533 Can you get her to a safe place? 1452 01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:06,073 I'll take her to the nuns. 1453 01:15:06,450 --> 01:15:07,866 I said a safe place, Michel. 1454 01:15:22,533 --> 01:15:23,741 Damn footboard! 1455 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:26,825 Not changing? 1456 01:15:27,158 --> 01:15:28,325 Nope. 1457 01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:30,158 Helps get past the roadblocks. 1458 01:15:35,575 --> 01:15:37,158 Come to Mâcon with me. 1459 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:38,741 I'm not a quitter like you. 1460 01:15:38,908 --> 01:15:40,200 What? Excuse me? 1461 01:15:40,366 --> 01:15:43,283 I hate Célestin and his Nazi friends, too! 1462 01:15:43,825 --> 01:15:45,283 What you're doing is good. 1463 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,075 But I don't care. 1464 01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:48,325 Get it? I don't care. 1465 01:15:48,491 --> 01:15:50,533 You deal with it. I don't wanna die. 1466 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,408 The truly brave reveal themselves. 1467 01:15:56,908 --> 01:15:58,158 They have nothing to hide. 1468 01:16:00,658 --> 01:16:02,908 You're spending too much time with Michel. 1469 01:16:03,825 --> 01:16:05,866 Fine. We're a bad match anyway. 1470 01:16:07,283 --> 01:16:09,908 Though I'd have howled like a she-wolf all night. 1471 01:16:11,325 --> 01:16:12,325 Farewell. 1472 01:16:16,491 --> 01:16:18,450 We could always leave tomorrow. 1473 01:16:23,366 --> 01:16:24,866 We're going home! 1474 01:16:25,033 --> 01:16:26,366 We'll open our bar! 1475 01:16:26,866 --> 01:16:28,075 Nice! 1476 01:16:35,283 --> 01:16:38,075 - I can't wait. - We'll have to go see... 1477 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,033 Of course! 1478 01:16:40,158 --> 01:16:41,241 Right away. 1479 01:16:41,616 --> 01:16:42,616 First thing! 1480 01:16:43,825 --> 01:16:45,783 The town ball, Mâcon... 1481 01:16:46,075 --> 01:16:47,658 I can't wait! 1482 01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,283 Bsahtek atmosphere. 1483 01:17:12,241 --> 01:17:14,075 - I love you, Leon. - Me too, Alice. 1484 01:17:16,741 --> 01:17:18,741 - Found you, Dad! - Good job, Sarah! 1485 01:17:19,116 --> 01:17:20,196 You're the best daddy ever! 1486 01:17:20,325 --> 01:17:21,366 Let's play tag! 1487 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,616 Let's get a drink. 1488 01:18:03,075 --> 01:18:04,866 So that explains the clothes? 1489 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:07,200 Yep. 1490 01:18:07,825 --> 01:18:08,866 You're not collaborators? 1491 01:18:09,325 --> 01:18:10,325 Nope. 1492 01:18:11,283 --> 01:18:13,950 Your story's too long! You should shorten it. 1493 01:18:14,116 --> 01:18:15,658 No, it's good this way. 1494 01:18:15,866 --> 01:18:18,158 We get a great duo, a strong plot, lots of twists. 1495 01:18:18,325 --> 01:18:20,283 Hey, fellas! Heard the news? 1496 01:18:20,950 --> 01:18:23,866 One of my Vichy suppliers told me they arrested Michel. 1497 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,241 He was in the Resistance. 1498 01:18:27,116 --> 01:18:28,325 He called himself Fox! 1499 01:18:29,741 --> 01:18:31,075 They got the whole ring. 1500 01:18:31,450 --> 01:18:32,741 Won't happen to you. 1501 01:18:34,158 --> 01:18:35,158 I'll be damned! 1502 01:18:35,825 --> 01:18:38,283 Max and Leon, our good-for-nothings! 1503 01:18:38,616 --> 01:18:39,908 Now they're good for Nazis! 1504 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,200 Funny, eh? 1505 01:18:41,533 --> 01:18:42,533 Good for Nazis! 1506 01:18:44,033 --> 01:18:45,033 How'd you survive? 1507 01:18:45,325 --> 01:18:46,575 You're such a clumsy oaf. 1508 01:18:49,116 --> 01:18:50,325 - You ok? - Yeah. 1509 01:18:52,075 --> 01:18:53,408 What'll you do now? 1510 01:18:54,366 --> 01:18:55,366 Fight. 1511 01:18:55,908 --> 01:18:57,148 - The pressure. - The oppressor. 1512 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,283 Right, the oppressor! 1513 01:18:58,783 --> 01:19:01,491 To free our beautiful France, which we love! 1514 01:19:01,658 --> 01:19:02,658 Which we love! 1515 01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:03,825 Because, gentlemen, 1516 01:19:04,158 --> 01:19:05,325 the truly brave 1517 01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:08,533 do not reveal their hiding places... 1518 01:19:08,741 --> 01:19:09,866 Rather, they... 1519 01:19:10,033 --> 01:19:11,158 hide in hiding places. 1520 01:19:11,325 --> 01:19:12,325 No! They... 1521 01:19:12,366 --> 01:19:14,158 - Reveal themselves. - That's it! 1522 01:19:14,325 --> 01:19:15,908 We'll give 'em what for! 1523 01:19:16,075 --> 01:19:18,491 Who'll attack the Kommandantur with us? 1524 01:19:41,075 --> 01:19:43,241 I hope you're chattier than Fox. 1525 01:19:43,991 --> 01:19:46,283 We'll be making a fur coat out of him. 1526 01:19:46,658 --> 01:19:49,366 - Cuz he's a fox. - Stop explaining everything! 1527 01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:51,075 Come with me. 1528 01:19:54,241 --> 01:19:56,616 - Why do you do that? - I can't help it. 1529 01:20:27,450 --> 01:20:30,283 I'll use a different approach to make you talk. 1530 01:20:34,366 --> 01:20:35,658 Seduction. 1531 01:20:36,491 --> 01:20:38,033 Ever heard of it? 1532 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,158 Where are the salami salesgirls? 1533 01:20:48,616 --> 01:20:50,450 They're smarter than you think. 1534 01:20:50,616 --> 01:20:52,408 Masters at the art of secrecy, 1535 01:20:52,575 --> 01:20:55,825 they blend into the crowd. They're ghosts, chameleons. 1536 01:20:55,991 --> 01:20:58,491 They shapeshift and cross all borders. 1537 01:20:59,033 --> 01:21:01,033 They're long gone by now. 1538 01:21:04,741 --> 01:21:07,366 - I can't reach it. - You're making a ruckus. 1539 01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:14,158 - My door's stuck! - Push it! 1540 01:21:14,325 --> 01:21:16,033 It does no good! 1541 01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:17,408 Shit! 1542 01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:20,325 Talk about a smashing entrance! 1543 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,158 Two on either side! Hurry! 1544 01:21:26,283 --> 01:21:27,283 Schnell, schnell! 1545 01:21:27,408 --> 01:21:29,241 You, too! And if you see-- 1546 01:21:33,783 --> 01:21:35,063 Now, that's a smashing entrance! 1547 01:21:35,158 --> 01:21:36,491 Keen Eagle and Night Steed! 1548 01:21:40,950 --> 01:21:42,325 Over here, boys! 1549 01:21:44,283 --> 01:21:46,950 You stormed in here like Greek gods! 1550 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,200 We wanted to come down from the roof... 1551 01:21:49,783 --> 01:21:50,825 Where are the prisoners? 1552 01:21:50,991 --> 01:21:52,591 They took the old guy and the boss lady. 1553 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:54,825 She's cute. I can see her with Max. 1554 01:21:55,158 --> 01:21:56,158 And the little girl? 1555 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,783 I didn't see her. She must be downstairs. 1556 01:21:59,783 --> 01:22:01,283 Set everyone downstairs free. 1557 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:03,741 I'll go rescue Alice and Michel. 1558 01:22:03,908 --> 01:22:04,908 Eugene! 1559 01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:06,741 Can't you see Alice with me? 1560 01:22:08,325 --> 01:22:09,325 Let's go! 1561 01:22:16,033 --> 01:22:17,950 - So? - We've got 'em! Almost. 1562 01:22:18,116 --> 01:22:19,116 They'll come for her. 1563 01:22:19,241 --> 01:22:21,241 - Find them! - Yes, sir! 1564 01:22:25,158 --> 01:22:26,158 Almost, he says! 1565 01:22:29,241 --> 01:22:30,991 It's locked! We're screwed. 1566 01:22:31,533 --> 01:22:32,741 I don't think so. 1567 01:22:41,908 --> 01:22:42,950 What's going on upstairs? 1568 01:22:43,616 --> 01:22:45,158 We've come to rescue you. 1569 01:22:45,325 --> 01:22:46,908 Sarah... Where's Sarah? 1570 01:22:47,075 --> 01:22:48,283 She hid from the militia. 1571 01:22:49,408 --> 01:22:50,866 Right. Go get Michel. 1572 01:22:51,033 --> 01:22:52,450 Find weapons. Find vehicles. 1573 01:22:52,616 --> 01:22:54,950 And you! Put on some trousers. 1574 01:23:13,241 --> 01:23:14,241 Hi, Pichy! 1575 01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:17,283 Ow, that smarts! 1576 01:23:17,866 --> 01:23:19,283 Pichon, you've got a pointy nose! 1577 01:23:19,450 --> 01:23:20,950 I'm gonna kill you! 1578 01:23:22,616 --> 01:23:24,116 I'm gonna kill you! 1579 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,616 Calm down, Pichon! 1580 01:23:30,325 --> 01:23:31,325 No! 1581 01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:33,450 Yes! 1582 01:23:35,408 --> 01:23:36,408 Let go of me! 1583 01:23:38,450 --> 01:23:39,450 Oh shit! 1584 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,480 - I'm gonna die! - No, you won't. 1585 01:23:45,283 --> 01:23:46,283 You'll be fine. 1586 01:23:46,450 --> 01:23:47,825 Sorry. 1587 01:23:48,616 --> 01:23:50,450 - I gotta tell you something. - Yeah? 1588 01:23:50,616 --> 01:23:52,991 From the beginning, at the Front, 1589 01:23:53,408 --> 01:23:55,491 I just wanted to be friends. 1590 01:24:07,658 --> 01:24:09,491 Cuz when I was a little boy, 1591 01:24:10,033 --> 01:24:11,283 everyone made fun of me! 1592 01:24:12,450 --> 01:24:15,325 That's why I kept trying to get respect. 1593 01:24:20,283 --> 01:24:23,366 I wanted so much to fit in with you guys! 1594 01:24:23,533 --> 01:24:26,075 I wanted people to say not just Max and Leon... 1595 01:24:26,575 --> 01:24:29,241 but Max, Leon 1596 01:24:29,408 --> 01:24:30,450 and Pippoo! 1597 01:24:34,325 --> 01:24:35,491 Pippoo! 1598 01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:37,158 That's dumb! 1599 01:24:37,283 --> 01:24:38,325 I'm gonna kill you! 1600 01:24:49,741 --> 01:24:51,491 Don't move. Drop your guns. 1601 01:24:51,658 --> 01:24:53,116 Careful, Célestin. 1602 01:24:53,658 --> 01:24:56,408 Your hostage taught us to aim like nobody's business. 1603 01:24:56,991 --> 01:24:58,408 Go on, Keen Eagle. 1604 01:25:01,158 --> 01:25:02,158 Oops, sorry! 1605 01:25:34,450 --> 01:25:36,450 Jump on him! 1606 01:25:36,991 --> 01:25:38,075 Bite his ankle! 1607 01:25:53,408 --> 01:25:55,158 I thought you were with us. 1608 01:25:55,325 --> 01:25:56,325 What d'you mean? 1609 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:57,283 We're with nobody! 1610 01:25:57,450 --> 01:25:58,450 And everybody! 1611 01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:10,325 Don't you realize they'll all eat you alive? 1612 01:26:10,491 --> 01:26:13,616 The Commies, the Gypsies, the Jews, the Chinks... 1613 01:26:13,825 --> 01:26:14,825 I disagree. 1614 01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:17,450 Drink with them and you'll see they're nice. 1615 01:26:17,616 --> 01:26:19,158 Granted, some don't drink. 1616 01:26:19,283 --> 01:26:19,991 And the Jews... 1617 01:26:20,158 --> 01:26:21,825 They stick together, they're grumpy. 1618 01:26:21,991 --> 01:26:23,741 They're Jewish, tough luck! 1619 01:26:23,908 --> 01:26:25,028 But they throw a good party. 1620 01:26:25,116 --> 01:26:26,491 Yeah, like the Gypsies! 1621 01:26:26,658 --> 01:26:28,491 So what if they stole my watch? 1622 01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:30,616 And the Chinks! They're sweet! 1623 01:26:30,825 --> 01:26:32,866 Don't be so ignorant! 1624 01:26:33,658 --> 01:26:35,908 - You impress me, pal. - You, too. 1625 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,658 What're you on about? 1626 01:26:43,533 --> 01:26:45,783 I don't need them and I don't need you. 1627 01:26:45,950 --> 01:26:46,950 I'm for the winning team! 1628 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,200 Today that's the Nazis. Works for me. 1629 01:26:49,366 --> 01:26:51,158 If they start losing, I'll switch. 1630 01:26:51,283 --> 01:26:53,325 But you won't be around to see it. 1631 01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:04,616 Actually, you're the ones who'll eat us alive... 1632 01:27:05,658 --> 01:27:06,658 You broads. 1633 01:27:14,075 --> 01:27:15,075 Nice! 1634 01:27:15,116 --> 01:27:16,658 How much to be on top? 1635 01:27:17,075 --> 01:27:18,575 How much to be on the bottom? 1636 01:27:23,116 --> 01:27:24,116 What? 1637 01:27:24,158 --> 01:27:25,325 Oh yeah, sorry! 1638 01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:27,616 Sorry. 1639 01:27:28,450 --> 01:27:30,991 C'mon! The trouserless Brit, Michel, Sarah! 1640 01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:33,408 Right! The trouserless Brit, Michel, Sarah! 1641 01:27:34,158 --> 01:27:35,741 - Are we safe? - Yeah, yeah. 1642 01:27:44,075 --> 01:27:46,866 I've got a plane leaving in an hour 30 kilometers from here. 1643 01:27:47,033 --> 01:27:49,533 We won't have time to save the kid! 1644 01:27:50,033 --> 01:27:51,283 We won't all fit anyway. 1645 01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:52,908 And Fox wouldn't survive the rip. 1646 01:27:53,450 --> 01:27:54,690 He needs medical attention now. 1647 01:28:05,241 --> 01:28:06,533 Put Michel in the car. 1648 01:28:06,741 --> 01:28:07,741 Ok! 1649 01:28:10,033 --> 01:28:11,033 Scram, Max! 1650 01:28:21,450 --> 01:28:23,325 - Just a quick hug. - You big softy. 1651 01:28:32,825 --> 01:28:34,033 If we survive, 1652 01:28:34,491 --> 01:28:36,533 I'll let you do what you've never done. 1653 01:28:36,741 --> 01:28:37,741 Really? 1654 01:28:38,325 --> 01:28:39,533 Even... 1655 01:28:41,825 --> 01:28:42,825 As often as you like. 1656 01:28:43,158 --> 01:28:44,200 Hot damn! 1657 01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:15,783 - Sarah! - I'm in here. 1658 01:29:18,450 --> 01:29:20,033 I broke it. 1659 01:29:21,491 --> 01:29:22,533 I'll buy you a new one. 1660 01:29:22,741 --> 01:29:23,741 C'mon. 1661 01:29:28,408 --> 01:29:29,408 How 'bout a doll instead? 1662 01:29:30,033 --> 01:29:31,033 No. 1663 01:29:33,408 --> 01:29:36,116 Now that I'm a Resistant I need a code name. 1664 01:29:36,575 --> 01:29:37,616 I picked one. 1665 01:29:38,575 --> 01:29:39,616 Pony. 1666 01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:44,408 Ponies are cute, they frolic. 1667 01:29:44,575 --> 01:29:46,158 - They have manes. - Good choice. 1668 01:29:46,616 --> 01:29:47,616 You can do their hair. 1669 01:29:47,658 --> 01:29:48,366 Let's go. 1670 01:29:48,533 --> 01:29:50,408 - Like it? - It's great. 1671 01:29:50,575 --> 01:29:52,283 - Really? - Yeah, really. 1672 01:29:55,866 --> 01:29:57,200 We'll be fine now. 1673 01:29:57,366 --> 01:29:58,533 We made it. 1674 01:30:05,450 --> 01:30:07,491 Your arm! Sorry. 1675 01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:08,950 I forgot. 1676 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,142 I... 1677 01:30:13,616 --> 01:30:15,283 Later. Afterwards. 1678 01:30:24,866 --> 01:30:26,283 Is that you? 1679 01:30:26,450 --> 01:30:28,408 - Wow, we're in front. - Yeah. 1680 01:30:28,575 --> 01:30:30,908 We're Good, We're Sweet We're Krauts 1681 01:31:05,116 --> 01:31:06,241 Look who's here! 1682 01:31:11,825 --> 01:31:13,033 You made it! 1683 01:31:13,158 --> 01:31:14,533 Let's have a drink! 1684 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:38,783 I'm having fun with the other kids. 1685 01:31:38,950 --> 01:31:42,575 The uncles are funny, especially when they drink booze. 1686 01:31:42,783 --> 01:31:45,783 When can we play? I've got a new nutcracker. 1687 01:31:45,950 --> 01:31:47,991 Kisses and hugs, Sarah 1688 01:31:50,533 --> 01:31:53,491 Let me have it. You'll get it wet. 1689 01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,116 Three minutes! 1690 01:32:02,158 --> 01:32:04,075 So, boys! It's payback time! 1691 01:32:04,991 --> 01:32:06,450 Can we pick prison instead? 1692 01:32:07,741 --> 01:32:09,283 To the Front, soldiers! 1693 01:32:10,658 --> 01:32:11,825 It'll be a blast! 1694 01:32:11,991 --> 01:32:12,991 15 minutes! 1695 01:32:13,825 --> 01:32:15,658 What happened? It was three minutes! 1696 01:32:16,241 --> 01:32:19,116 I'm gettin' sprayed here, I can't see a thing! 1697 01:32:19,283 --> 01:32:21,241 I'm like a drowned rat! 1698 01:32:24,658 --> 01:32:25,658 Sorry! 1699 01:32:26,866 --> 01:32:29,991 Hey, four-eyes! If you wanna keep seeing my daughter, 1700 01:32:30,158 --> 01:32:31,533 make me proud! 1701 01:32:31,908 --> 01:32:33,158 Let's ride! 1702 01:32:34,575 --> 01:32:35,991 - He still doesn't know? - No. 1703 01:32:38,325 --> 01:32:39,325 Sorry, guys! 1704 01:32:40,950 --> 01:32:42,158 We're here. 1705 01:32:44,116 --> 01:32:45,658 How much to do this every day? 1706 01:32:46,325 --> 01:32:48,575 - Together? - If you like. 1707 01:32:49,283 --> 01:32:50,825 Then I'll do it for free. 1708 01:32:54,158 --> 01:32:55,158 There's a lot of 'em. 1709 01:32:56,158 --> 01:32:57,283 Nice! 109028

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