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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,977 --> 00:00:55,646 Slovo "deviant" je latinsk�ho p�vodu. 2 00:00:55,729 --> 00:00:57,481 "De" znamen� "z" 3 00:00:57,565 --> 00:00:59,942 a "via" je "cesta". 4 00:00:59,984 --> 00:01:02,486 Je to �lov�k, kter� sejde z cesty nebo se ztrat�. 5 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,613 N�kdo, kdo se vymyk� z davu. 6 00:01:05,322 --> 00:01:07,366 Je samoz�ejm�, �e dnes se vztahuje i na n�koho, 7 00:01:07,408 --> 00:01:09,326 kdo se v sexu�ln�m �ivot� chov� nenorm�ln�. 8 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,707 Tohle je p��b�h o Stuartovi, Alex a mn�. 9 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:18,127 A i z n�s se na chv�li stali devianti... 10 00:01:18,169 --> 00:01:20,171 v obou smyslech slova. 11 00:01:20,212 --> 00:01:24,149 - T H R E E S O M E - � V � D S K � T R O J K A 12 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:44,380 N�, ned�lejte to! Je to past! Ute�te! 13 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:53,389 Je nepsan�m pravidlem, �e ten, kdo chce ��t na koleji, 14 00:02:53,472 --> 00:02:56,433 mus� bu� b�t ment�ln� vadn� nebo v prv�ku. 15 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:59,019 J� nebyl ani jedno. P�estoupil jsem z jin� �koly 16 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:01,772 a myslel, �e �ivot na koleji nen� tak zl�. 17 00:03:02,857 --> 00:03:05,693 Je�t� nikdy jsem se tak �kared� nezm�lil. 18 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:08,362 - Ahoj. - Ahoj. J� jsem Eddy Howe. 19 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:11,031 M�m tady n�co podepsat. 20 00:03:11,073 --> 00:03:12,950 Jo, tady. 21 00:03:14,243 --> 00:03:16,203 - Tady. - D�ky. 22 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:22,835 - A tady je kl��. M��ete j�t. - Jo a kam m�m j�t? 23 00:03:22,918 --> 00:03:24,420 - Nahoru. - Dob�e, d�kuju. 24 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:26,297 R�do se stalo. 25 00:03:28,132 --> 00:03:30,551 - �erstv� maso. - J� ho vid�la prvn�. 26 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:55,284 Kdo se�? 27 00:03:56,535 --> 00:03:59,288 H�d�m, �e tv�j novej spolubydl�c� Eddy. 28 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:03,584 J� myslel, �e mi to nechaj jako jednol��k. 29 00:04:03,626 --> 00:04:04,919 Do hajzlu! 30 00:04:09,298 --> 00:04:11,634 Taky m� t�ilo. 31 00:04:18,641 --> 00:04:21,060 Rychle jsem si uv�domil, �e Stuart... 32 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:23,854 postr�d� tu ��st mozku, kter� by ho zarazila 33 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,774 ve vypou�t�n� slov, jen� by se n�kter�ch mohla dotknout. 34 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:35,174 Taky jsem si uv�domil, �e se k sob�, jako spolubydl�c�, absolutn� nehod�me. 35 00:04:39,829 --> 00:04:43,399 - Hop! - Ale da�ilo se n�m spolu vych�zet. 36 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:48,462 Dokonce jsem si vytvo�il v na�em vztahu bizarn� ekvinokci. 37 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:50,130 Rovnov�hu. 38 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:53,425 Uk�zal jsem Stuartovi, jak d�lat na prost�radle nemocni�n� rohy. 39 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:56,011 Sl�zni s�l, tequila, vysaj citr�n. Raz, dva, t�i. 40 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,848 A na opl�tku m� Stuart nau�il jak p�t. 41 00:05:04,979 --> 00:05:07,690 J� psal pro Stuarta pr�ce z angli�tiny... 42 00:05:11,152 --> 00:05:12,987 a on mi kupoval ve�e�e. 43 00:05:13,654 --> 00:05:15,739 J� umejval koupelnu... 44 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:18,659 a on se zas staral o pr�dlo. 45 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:23,080 Ob�as si p�j�oval moje v�ci... 46 00:05:24,373 --> 00:05:26,375 a ob�as jsem si je j� p�j�il zp�tky. 47 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:29,587 Mysl�, �e je to prdel? Co tohle? Je? 48 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:32,715 Stuart b�val potichu, abych se mohl u�it... 49 00:05:38,387 --> 00:05:41,557 a j� ho nech�val o samot�, aby se mohl sch�zet s p��teli. 50 00:05:46,854 --> 00:05:49,356 Tahle delik�tn� vyrovnanost ve vztahu 51 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:51,650 byla brzy naru�ena p��jezdem. 52 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:55,529 Druh� pokoj v byt�, jednol��k, byl po��d pr�zdn�. 53 00:05:55,571 --> 00:05:57,406 A� jednoho dne. 54 00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:01,076 A� je to kdo je, moc p��telskej nen�. 55 00:06:01,744 --> 00:06:03,204 Brzy jsme se setkali. 56 00:06:03,245 --> 00:06:06,207 Chod� n�kdy na p�edn�ky nebo se� celej den v posteli a onanuje�? 57 00:06:11,212 --> 00:06:13,214 V�, r�d bych... 58 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:20,513 Mohl bys, pros�m, odej�t? 59 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:36,362 Je to sm�en� kolej. Tak co se d�je? 60 00:06:36,445 --> 00:06:39,990 Kolej sm�en� je, ale pokoje ne. 61 00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:41,909 No a? 62 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:45,663 Tak�e by bylo slu�n�, kdy� byste �li dol� do kancel��e 63 00:06:45,746 --> 00:06:49,124 a �ekli, �e se stala chyba, a �e v�m mus� p�id�lit nov� pokoj. 64 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:51,961 Ne ne, my tady byli prvn�. Mimoto, je to tvoje chyba. 65 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,713 Pro� jsi neuvedla Alexandrie nebo tv� cel� jm�no? 66 00:06:54,797 --> 00:06:56,882 Alex je cel� m� jm�no. 67 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:59,677 - Mn� to p�ipad� jako mu�sk� jm�no. - Podle m� je p�kn�. 68 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:07,184 Je ��asn�. 69 00:07:07,852 --> 00:07:09,562 Fakt ��asn�. 70 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:15,067 ڞasn� Grace 71 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:18,070 To nen� Grace. To je Alex. 72 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:23,159 ڞasn� Alex 73 00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:26,287 "Hendrickson, Alex. Mu�." 74 00:07:26,954 --> 00:07:29,331 Jsem �ena. V��te mi. 75 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,959 Podle na�ich z�znam�, jste mu�. 76 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:37,214 Dobr�. 77 00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:41,469 Tak si na chvilku p�edstavte, 78 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:43,345 �e jsem �ena. 79 00:07:43,387 --> 00:07:45,055 Co by se pak stalo? 80 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:48,058 Musela bych v�s p�e�adit na jin� seznam 81 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:50,811 a na va�e jm�no by se dostalo tak za osm a� dvan�ct t�dn�. 82 00:07:51,812 --> 00:07:54,023 Hele�te, na na�� kole je byt� v�n� nedostatek. 83 00:07:54,064 --> 00:07:57,651 - Uva�ovala jste o bydlen� mimo kolej? - Na to ale nem�m. 84 00:07:57,693 --> 00:07:59,904 M��u v�s zapsat na p�e�azovac� listinu, 85 00:07:59,987 --> 00:08:02,865 ale budu pot�ebovat ��edn� potvrzen� o tom, �e jste opravdu �ena. 86 00:08:05,534 --> 00:08:07,161 Dal��. 87 00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:10,706 Je to jen p�echodn�. Mysl�m, ne� si n�co najdu. 88 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:15,044 J� jen... nechci po v�s, abyste speci�ln� kv�li mn� 89 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,338 d�vali prk�nko dol�. 90 00:08:17,379 --> 00:08:21,091 Jen ��d�m o spl�chnut�, kdy� skon��te s vyprazd�ov�n�m �trob. 91 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,844 Co a� vypr�zdn�me? 92 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:27,014 Chce, abys spl�chl, a� si zase po��dn� ulev�, ty magore. 93 00:08:27,056 --> 00:08:29,475 Jo, tak tohle m� na mysli? 94 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:31,936 Jak� to �koda. Sem na n� py�nej. 95 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:35,314 V�, �e v jistejch zem�ch, je velikost mu�sk�ho lejna 96 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:38,025 znakem jeho mu�stv�? 97 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:45,074 Vyh�bala se n�m. 98 00:08:45,115 --> 00:08:47,117 Pro� se n�s tak stranila? 99 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:16,105 J� prost� miluju v�ni jej�ho pou�it�ho pr�dla. 100 00:09:24,113 --> 00:09:28,075 Z n�jak�ho nezn�m�ho d�vodu byl Stuart p�esv�d�en, �e se d�me dohromady. 101 00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:30,119 Mus�m s tebou mluvit. 102 00:09:30,786 --> 00:09:32,121 Ano, Alex? 103 00:09:32,163 --> 00:09:34,874 Jestli nep�estane� j�st m�j jogurt, 104 00:09:34,957 --> 00:09:37,126 a j� v�m, �e se� to ty, 105 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,379 tak t� zabiju. J� t� opravdu zabiju. 106 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,426 V tv�m pod�n� je vra�da tak vzru�uj�c�, Alex. 107 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:20,461 Nech si pizzu zabalit. Jdu ji zpracovat. 108 00:10:21,545 --> 00:10:23,839 Nez�sk� ji. Kdy ti to dojde? 109 00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:26,175 Hned jak odejde�, mo�n�. 110 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,929 P�kn� si to zabal a rychle zmiz. Hned te�! 111 00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:31,972 Doj�m to. 112 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:36,519 - Dob�e. Raz, dva, t�i. - Ne, ne, ned�lej to. 113 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:39,855 - B�. Zmiz. - Chov� se jak neandrt�lec. V� to? 114 00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:42,399 - To v�m, to v�m taky. - Je vid�t, �e roste�. 115 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,485 Jednou z tebe vyroste �lov�k. To je d�le�it�. 116 00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:46,570 - M�l bys to uk�zat Alex. - Vypadne� odsud? 117 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,656 Ne, m�m tu je�t� kousek pizzy. 118 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:51,700 Mysl�m, �e je to na�e p�ehnan� p��telstv� nebezpe�n�. 119 00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:56,163 Jak m��e bejt p�ehnan�, kdy� nejsme v�bec p��tel�? 120 00:10:56,205 --> 00:10:58,165 V tom m� pravdu. 121 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:09,301 Skv�l� kniha. Bude se ti l�bit. 122 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:11,220 �etla jsem ji �ty�ikr�t. 123 00:11:11,929 --> 00:11:17,518 V�, j� si p�ipadal jako hlavn� hrdina, Holden Caulfield. 124 00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:21,355 Ne, ne, ty nejsi Holden Caulfield. 125 00:11:21,438 --> 00:11:23,607 On je Stradlater, ten nesnesitelnej spolubydl�c�, 126 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:26,318 co si mysl�, �e je drsnej a p�j�� si Holden�v kab�t bez dovolen� 127 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,655 a otah� ho a ani se neomluv�. 128 00:11:29,738 --> 00:11:31,448 Dobr� kniha. 129 00:11:32,449 --> 00:11:34,618 J� si v�dycky p�ipadala jako mlad�� sestra. 130 00:11:34,702 --> 00:11:36,996 - Phoebe? - Ano. 131 00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:39,456 A �etlas Franny a Zooey a D�vet pov�dek? 132 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,042 Jo. Ale ty u� nejsou tak dobr�. 133 00:11:42,084 --> 00:11:45,379 V�, �e se jednou moje m�ma setkala se Salingerem? 134 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:48,340 - Opravdu? - Je to pravda. Pozvracela se mu na tr�vn�k. 135 00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:49,466 Opravdu? 136 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:53,554 Jo, byla na dovolen� v Mainu s nejlep�� kamar�dkou 137 00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:56,223 a sezn�mily se s dv�ma n�mo�n�ky, co byli tu noc v p��stavu. 138 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:58,601 Hrozn� se opili a ti n�mo�n�ci si s n�ma vy�li. 139 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:02,188 Netrvalo dlouho a Alex a j� jsme se zabrali do konverzace. 140 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,899 Ale Stuart ne. 141 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:08,611 Hele, j� se ti do toho v�bec nechci vt�rat, 142 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,696 ale stejn� o ni nestoj�m. 143 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,325 To u� je jedno. Nechci se o tom bavit. 144 00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,081 Promi�. 145 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,297 Dej mi sv�j kart��ek. 146 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:32,176 - Pro�? - Dej mi sv�j kart��ek. 147 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:39,016 - Ale j� nechci. - Naval ten pod�lanej kart��ek! 148 00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:46,357 J� neprolila bych otcovu krev 149 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,944 a neposlouchala ty, kdo� m� naz�vaj� �enou m� matky. 150 00:12:50,027 --> 00:12:52,363 Bohem zatracen�, 151 00:12:52,446 --> 00:12:55,241 j� dcera matky zneuct�n�, 152 00:12:55,324 --> 00:12:58,410 jsem zaujala m�sto v mat�in� posteli. 153 00:12:58,494 --> 00:13:01,539 A jestli je na sv�t� trag�die v�t�� ne� ostatn�, 154 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:04,583 pak pat�� mn�. 155 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,921 Dost hrozn�, co? 156 00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:11,257 Jen dost dob�e nech�pu, pro� n�kdo ud�l� 157 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,425 lesbickou verzi Oidipa Rexe. 158 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:15,386 Podle m� to bylo dobr�. 159 00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:19,849 - V�n�? - Jo. Fakt se mi to l�bilo. 160 00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:23,102 Stuarte, ned�lej si starosti, �e ran� m� city. 161 00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:25,604 V�m, �e to nest�lo za nic. 162 00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:28,524 Mysl�m, �es byla dobr�. Podle m�, ale byli v�ichni dobr�. 163 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,152 - L�bilo se mi to. - A co mysl� ty? 164 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,864 P�eklad byl �patn�. 165 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,699 Re�ie byla nijak�. 166 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:40,494 N�kdo by m�l na takov� here�ky zavolat hereckou policii. 167 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,872 Kost�my vypadaly jako po probd�l� noci v Caesarov� pal�ci. 168 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,957 Ale jinak to bylo skv�l�. 169 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,877 Bylas b�je�n�. Dostalas ze sv� role to nejlep��. 170 00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:50,546 Souhlas�m s tebou. 171 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,673 Mysl�m, �e ste oba moc tvrd�. 172 00:13:54,425 --> 00:13:58,220 Ty d�l� obchod. Tohle je um�n�. D�le�it� je se vypracovat. 173 00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,848 Je lep�� b�t up��mn� ne� mil�, jasn�? 174 00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:03,893 Vynadej mi za laskavost. 175 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:11,442 - Po�kej, Stuarte! - Jen a� si jde. 176 00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:13,527 Je lep��, kdy� jsme tu jenom my dva. 177 00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:21,118 P��pitek na lep�� a v�t�� d�la. 178 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,588 Profesion�ln� nebo osobn�? 179 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,467 Mluv�m o profesionalit�, 180 00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:41,514 ale jak velik�n ��k�, mu� je ��astn�, kdy� m� oboj�. Pr�ci i l�sku. 181 00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:42,431 Velik�n? 182 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,685 Jo, mo�n� dost nemodern�. Freud. 183 00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:50,898 J� miluju Freuda. P�esto, �e je dost nemodern�. 184 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,361 - U� bych m�l rad�i j�t. - Ne, ne, ne. 185 00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:58,072 Posa� se na chv�li. Vadilo by ti, kdy� se p�evle�u? 186 00:14:58,155 --> 00:14:59,615 Ne. 187 00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:04,453 Jen chci, abysme m�li p�i tom v�echno perfektn�. 188 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,539 My spolu n�co m�me? 189 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,041 Co t�eba tohle? 190 00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,085 To je skv�l�. 191 00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:12,169 A tohle? 192 00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:14,255 Skv�l�. Oboj� je v�born� volba. 193 00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:15,923 Nen�vid�m je. 194 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,517 Je to trochu zbyte�n�, nemysl�? 195 00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:28,978 Co jako? 196 00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:32,314 Obl�k�m se, 197 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:37,236 kdy� si chci v�echno sundat. 198 00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:42,032 No, n�kte�� lid� tvrd�, �e je zbyte�n� si ka�d� den ust�lat postel, 199 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:44,118 kdy� ji ka�dou noc rozestele�, 200 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,495 ale j� si stejn� mysl�m, �e je dobr� si ustlat. 201 00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:50,833 - J� m�m ustl�no. - Jo jo. Opravdu se ti to povedlo. 202 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,671 - Te� t� pol�b�m. - M�l... m�l bych... 203 00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:01,218 - Co to d�l�? - H�dej. 204 00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:03,888 - Poj�me si o tom nejd��v promluvit. - Te� ne. 205 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:07,141 - Ubli�uju ti? - Ne, ale mohla bys te� ze m� sl�zt? 206 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,227 - Chce�, abych ti to te� ud�lala? - Ne, ne, �ekl jsem... 207 00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:12,354 Co to d�l�? 208 00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:18,110 - P�kn� von�. - Co to d�l�? Alex, j�... 209 00:16:19,904 --> 00:16:23,699 Alex, j� nev�m... 210 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:27,620 - Nev�m, jestli to... - Nikdy jsem nevid�la, �e bys ztratil �e�. 211 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,880 Eddy, vra� se! 212 00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:41,383 - A cos ud�lal pak? - Nev�d�l jsem co d�lat, jasn�? 213 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,011 Pol�bila m� a pak to za�alalo bejt ��len�. 214 00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,363 Ty si z toho nic nem�l? Ani ses ji nepod�val za vejst�ih? 215 00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:50,309 - Nes�hl sis? Nezap�chal sis? Nic? - Ne. �ekl jsem ji, a� se m� nedot�k�. 216 00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,853 - Pro� si ji prost� nevo�ukal? - Jo, to zrovna. 217 00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:56,106 To zrovna. Holku m� na kolenou, rozep�n� ti zubama poklopec, 218 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:59,235 je v perfektn� pozici a ty to nevyu�ije�? 219 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,157 - Ty to nech�pe�. - M� pravdu, Eddy. Tohle fakt nech�pu. 220 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:08,077 Holka chce, abys ji to ud�lal, tak to ud�l�. 221 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,579 Pokud ov�em nejse� na asexu�ln� v�ci. 222 00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:15,000 - Na co? - Na klasiku. 223 00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,545 O �em to mluv�? 224 00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:20,297 Chov� se, jako bys byl teplej, stanou se z v�s dobr� p��tel�, 225 00:17:20,381 --> 00:17:22,925 m�te spole�n� oble�en�, ona se ti za�ne sv��ovat 226 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,386 a pak, "pr�sk", s�hne� ji na kozy. 227 00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:27,930 Nem� to chybu, kdy� v�, jak na to. 228 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,891 Jo, mo�n�, �e jsem na tohle. 229 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,374 Ahoj. 230 00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,973 Mysl�m, �e bys m�l n�co v�d�t. 231 00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:20,107 Knihovny m� d�sn� vzru�uj�. 232 00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:26,030 V�n� star�ch knih. 233 00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:29,950 Ticho. 234 00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:36,624 Dlouh� uli�ky. 235 00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:42,630 Ztraceni v reg�lech. 236 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,302 To je velmi zaj�mav�. 237 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:54,141 - Co to �te�? - Hawthorna. 238 00:18:57,853 --> 00:19:02,024 - Bude� mi p�ed��tat? - Alex, mus�m se te� u�it. Nem��u... 239 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:04,902 Pros�m, pros�m, pros�m. 240 00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:15,538 "Z hlubin so�n�ho port�lu se zjevila postava mlad� d�vky, 241 00:19:15,579 --> 00:19:19,083 od�n� do vkusn� n�dhery jak ta nejskvostn�j�� kv�tina. 242 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,168 Kr�sn� jak... 243 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,004 den... 244 00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:27,925 kv�tek tak dokonal� a sv��, �e... 245 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:29,468 Bo�e! 246 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,514 ...o jeden odst�n nav�c by bylo p��li�. 247 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,185 Kyp�la hojnost� �ivota, zdrav� a energie 248 00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:41,730 a v�echny tyto symboly byly dohromady spojen� 249 00:19:41,772 --> 00:19:44,859 a v�kol obest�en� 250 00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:47,278 jej� panenskou z�nou." 251 00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:54,201 Jsi v po��dku? 252 00:19:57,371 --> 00:19:58,706 P�ni... 253 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,500 J� velk� slova miluju. 254 00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:07,381 P��mo tam? 255 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,425 Ona se p��mo tam ud�lala? 256 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,011 Asi jo. J� nev�m. Ne��kej ji, �e jsem ti o tom �ekl, jasn�? 257 00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:15,055 Za koho m� m�, sem snad bonz�k? 258 00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:16,640 Co se stalo pak? 259 00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:20,019 - Nic. �etl jsem. - A cos p�i tom �etl? 260 00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:22,730 Hawthorna. Nathaniela Hawthorna. 261 00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:25,065 Moby Dick. To je dobr�. 262 00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:27,109 To je Herman Melville. 263 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,903 To je jedno. 264 00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:29,987 Tak co? 265 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:34,241 Tak, Eddy, tohle je ohromnej objev. 266 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,495 Tahle holka je nabit� sexu�ln� energi�. 267 00:20:37,578 --> 00:20:39,580 To mi pov�dej. 268 00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:41,499 A tebe to nevzru�uje? 269 00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:44,668 Copak ty tu holku nechce� popadnout 270 00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,838 a na m�st� ji vojet? 271 00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:51,175 Mo�n�. 272 00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:53,135 Co mysl� t�m "mo�n�"? ��dn� "mo�n�" v tomhle p��pad� nen�. 273 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,055 A� se p��t� do takov� situace dostane�, tak ji st�hne� ze stolu, p�ehne� ji p�es st�l 274 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,098 a vyt�hne� ji sukni. 275 00:20:58,182 --> 00:21:00,142 Strhne� j� zubama kalhotky. 276 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,521 Zubama. To je vono. A pak prstama... 277 00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:07,316 V tu chv�li, jsem se za�al vzru�ovat, 278 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:10,027 ale ne d�ky Alex. 279 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:13,072 Ne moc drsn�. Pak ho z nenad�n� vraz� do ni. 280 00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:15,533 Jak Stuart mluvil, tak jsem si uv�domil, 281 00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:18,244 �e to je on, po kom jsem tou�il. 282 00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:21,664 A� se ud�l�, tak ho na konci zm��kne� a... 283 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,092 V�, co m�m na mysli? 284 00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:34,510 Jo. 285 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,432 Ze Stuarta vylezlo, �e nikdy k ��dn� d�vce nec�til to, 286 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:43,978 co c�t� k Alex a proto�e j� k n� byl nete�n�, musel ji m�t on. 287 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,063 Nic ho nemohlo zastavit. 288 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,691 Ani to, �e se m�l st�t... 289 00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:51,569 intelektu�lem. 290 00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:54,947 Co tady d�l�? 291 00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:57,408 �tu si. 292 00:21:57,491 --> 00:22:00,286 Stuarte, u� jsi n�kdy p�edt�m do t�hle knihovny vkro�il? 293 00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:02,204 Nebo do jin� knihovny? 294 00:22:04,498 --> 00:22:08,752 No, pokud j� v�m, tak univerzita je m�sto k z�sk�n� 295 00:22:08,836 --> 00:22:11,005 vy��ho vzd�l�n�. 296 00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:14,008 Eddy ti �ekl, co se tu v�era stalo, �e jo? 297 00:22:15,676 --> 00:22:17,678 O �em to mluv�? 298 00:22:19,263 --> 00:22:21,348 Nedojde k tomu. 299 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:24,810 Neber to osobn�. Ale chyb� tu kouzlo. 300 00:22:25,936 --> 00:22:28,439 Tak�e se zklidni, jasn�? 301 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,214 Ty kouzlo nepot�ebuje�. 302 00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:55,382 V�n�? Co pot�ebuju? 303 00:22:56,926 --> 00:22:58,928 Ty pot�ebuje�... 304 00:23:00,971 --> 00:23:02,723 dlouh�... 305 00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:05,351 divok�... 306 00:23:06,644 --> 00:23:09,104 fantasmagorick�... 307 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,108 �uk�n�. 308 00:23:14,902 --> 00:23:17,738 - Nem�m t� r�da, Stuarte. - To je v po��dku. 309 00:23:22,117 --> 00:23:24,537 U� je to p�kn� dlouho, �e jo? 310 00:23:28,123 --> 00:23:31,502 Nem�la bys p�ipravovat t�lo o to, co pot�ebuje. 311 00:23:39,093 --> 00:23:41,512 "Alexej Fjodorovi� Karamazov 312 00:23:41,595 --> 00:23:45,224 byl t�et�m synem Fjodora Pavlovi�e Karamazova..." 313 00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:47,268 Co to d�l�? 314 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:51,647 Dostojevsky. 315 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,985 Sna�� se a� p��li�. 316 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,529 To je celej tv�j probl�m. 317 00:23:58,612 --> 00:24:00,698 Ve chv�li, kdy se zabere� do n��eho 318 00:24:00,781 --> 00:24:02,658 naprosto divok�ho a citov�ho, 319 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,994 tak to zkaz� t�m, �e chce� bejt n�co, co nejsi. 320 00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:08,080 Promi�. 321 00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:13,669 Nejsi intelektu�l. Smi� se s t�m. 322 00:24:14,545 --> 00:24:18,340 Smi�uju. M��eme to zkusit znova? Pros�m. 323 00:24:18,382 --> 00:24:19,967 Ne! 324 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,929 Sakra. 325 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,104 - Hled�m t�. - Ty m�? 326 00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:34,523 - Mus�me si promluvit. - My dva? 327 00:24:34,565 --> 00:24:36,984 - Pro� p�ede mnou po��d couv�? - J� p�ed tebou nikam necouv�m. 328 00:24:37,026 --> 00:24:39,153 Jen jdu dozadu, zat�mco ty jde� dop�edu. 329 00:24:39,236 --> 00:24:42,615 Odpou�t�m ti, �es �ekl Stuartovi o tom, co se stalo v knihovn�. 330 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,409 A omlouv�m se za svou neuk�zn�nost. 331 00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:47,703 Za svou neuk�zn�nost se neomlouv�m! 332 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:51,165 Libuju si v n�! Chci v�d�t, co v sob� skr�v�! 333 00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:53,667 Pro� jsi ke mn� tak chladnej? 334 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:56,295 Pro� m� nepol�b�? Pro�? 335 00:24:56,378 --> 00:25:00,174 - Hele, v�, je to... - Co? 336 00:25:00,216 --> 00:25:02,718 - Ono to... - Co? 337 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,304 - Nem��u ti to ��ct! - Ale �ekni. 338 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,778 Jsem sexu�ln� rozpolcen�. 339 00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:29,453 Rozpolcen� v sexu celkov�, nebo rozpolcen� v sexu se mnou? 340 00:25:33,707 --> 00:25:36,001 Rozpolcen� v sexu s d�vkami. 341 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,641 Ty nem� holky r�d. 342 00:25:51,725 --> 00:25:54,728 M�m je r�d. Jen s nima nechci sp�t. 343 00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:02,403 V�, �e... 344 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,533 Tu�ila jsem to. 345 00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:08,951 V�n�? 346 00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,078 Jasn�. 347 00:26:19,837 --> 00:26:21,839 A te� se p�jdem nap�t. 348 00:26:27,845 --> 00:26:30,181 A s kolika chlapama u� jsi byl? 349 00:26:30,264 --> 00:26:32,933 - Alex, no tak. - Jen to �ekni. 350 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:38,856 Dobr�. 351 00:26:38,939 --> 00:26:40,983 Pravdou je, 352 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,819 �e a� na p�r nevyda�en�ch pokus� s holkama... 353 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,780 Jsem... 354 00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,659 V�dy� v�. 355 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:55,247 Bo�e. S nik�m jsem se nevyspal. 356 00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:58,792 - Ty jsi s chlapem je�t� nebyl? - Ne, ne. S nik�m. 357 00:26:58,876 --> 00:27:01,045 Tak nejsi teplej! 358 00:27:01,128 --> 00:27:03,130 Ty jsi neposkvrn�nej! 359 00:27:03,214 --> 00:27:06,801 A j� z tebe hol�ma rukama vytvaruju heterosexu�la. 360 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:10,346 Dobr�, dobr� tedy. Jen mi n�co slib. 361 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,265 Stuartovi ani muk, dob�e? 362 00:27:13,349 --> 00:27:15,184 - Jasn�. - Slibuje�? 363 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:16,477 Jo. 364 00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:26,695 Co to d�l�? 365 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,489 Nic. 366 00:27:52,179 --> 00:27:54,098 Koukal ses mi na zadek? 367 00:27:55,391 --> 00:27:56,725 Ne. 368 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:59,103 Ty ses na m�j zadek nekoukal? 369 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,316 Nev�m, o �em to mluv�. 370 00:28:17,037 --> 00:28:19,415 Eddy, o n��em sem p�emej�lel. 371 00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:20,875 To je dob�e. 372 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,044 Mysl�m, �e sis ned�vno prohl�el m�j zadek. 373 00:28:25,379 --> 00:28:26,714 To teda ne. 374 00:28:26,755 --> 00:28:28,799 Mysl�m, �e jo. 375 00:28:30,468 --> 00:28:32,636 M� je fuk, co si mysl�. 376 00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:35,347 Se� homou�? 377 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,683 Jdi n�kam. 378 00:28:38,642 --> 00:28:41,312 M� to v�bec nevad�. Nech�v� m� to klidn�m. 379 00:28:41,395 --> 00:28:44,815 J� jsem si svoj� sexualitou natolik jistej, �e m� to nem��e d�sit. 380 00:28:45,983 --> 00:28:48,944 M�m na ty v�ci pokrokov� n�zory. 381 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:51,822 Moje m�ma m�la plno teplejch p��tel. 382 00:28:51,906 --> 00:28:55,367 Te� v�ak, nen� vhodn� doba na sexu�ln� promiskuitu homou��. 383 00:28:58,662 --> 00:29:00,456 U� si n�koho p�chal do zadku? 384 00:29:00,498 --> 00:29:01,832 Je��i! 385 00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,792 Ne? A tob� to n�kdo ud�lal? 386 00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:06,337 Pros�m, Stuarte. Zav�i klapa�ku, jo? 387 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:09,798 Jestli hned nezmlkne�, tak tu pr�ci nedop�u. 388 00:29:11,842 --> 00:29:14,637 Hele, j� proti homou��m nic nem�m. 389 00:29:14,678 --> 00:29:17,431 Se� holt takovej, jakej se�, nebo ne? 390 00:29:18,098 --> 00:29:20,309 M� nevad�, kdy� mi kouk� na zadek. 391 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,812 Je p�knej. J� to v�m. 392 00:29:22,853 --> 00:29:24,647 M��e� p�estat s t�m slovem "zadek"? 393 00:29:24,688 --> 00:29:26,899 - Zade-- - Tak dost. 394 00:29:30,027 --> 00:29:33,322 Hej, Eddy, tohle mus� bejt do zejt�ka hotov�. Co si po�nu? 395 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,419 H�dej, co je? 396 00:29:47,503 --> 00:29:48,921 Co? 397 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:53,467 - Eddy je hrdej homou�. - Co�e je? 398 00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:57,888 Homeboy. Homo erectus. 399 00:29:57,972 --> 00:30:00,599 - Teplou�. - To jsem ne�ekl. 400 00:30:00,683 --> 00:30:02,268 A ani nepop�el. 401 00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:03,894 To nen� mo�n�. 402 00:30:04,562 --> 00:30:06,147 "Teplou�" se ne��k�. 403 00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:08,232 To je jako, kdy� �ernoch �ekne �ernochovi, �e je "negr". 404 00:30:08,315 --> 00:30:09,817 Nem��e� to ��ct, pokud j�m nejsi. 405 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:12,987 Ty si te� taky �ekl "negr" a nejsi �ernej. 406 00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:15,072 To neva, j� jsem teplej. 407 00:30:15,156 --> 00:30:17,158 Vid�? Co jsem ti ��kal? 408 00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:20,703 - P�esta� to slovo ��kat. - Je takovej, jakej je. 409 00:30:20,744 --> 00:30:22,830 Nev�, jakej je. Je zmatenej. 410 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:25,249 Ale m�j zadek ho nemate. 411 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:32,631 Eddy, m� r�d kluky nebo holky? 412 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,885 No, pravdou je, �e ob�as je p�ita�liv� oboje. 413 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,387 - Jasn�, �e je. - Ale kdy� na to mysl�m, 414 00:30:38,429 --> 00:30:41,265 sex teplou�� je bez debat lep�� ne� prostej sex. 415 00:30:41,348 --> 00:30:43,559 B� s t�m n�kam! 416 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:46,145 - Ne, m�m svou teorii. - Tu bych si r�d poslech. 417 00:30:46,228 --> 00:30:49,440 No, podle m�ho, to m� co do �in�n� s vybaven�m 418 00:30:49,523 --> 00:30:52,109 a spr�vn�m pou�it�m toho vybaven�. 419 00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:54,695 No, kdy� m� mu�sk� genit�lie tak, jako j� 420 00:30:54,737 --> 00:30:57,573 a sp� s n�k�m, kdo m� tak� mu�sk� genit�lie, 421 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:00,201 pak zn� p��mo z prvn� ruky, jak jeho vybaven� pracuje. 422 00:31:00,284 --> 00:31:02,244 V� p�esn�, kde jsou body citliv� na stisk. 423 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,871 V� p�esn� jak� tla��tka zm��knout. 424 00:31:03,913 --> 00:31:06,749 Na druh� stran�, kdy� se mu� miluje se �enou nebo naopak, 425 00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:09,335 tak nev�, jak se c�t�. 426 00:31:09,418 --> 00:31:12,713 Nev�, jestli ji to skute�n� d�l� dob�e, nebo to jen hraje. 427 00:31:14,465 --> 00:31:16,050 To... 428 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:19,136 Ne. Ne. 429 00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:22,431 Prostej sex je lep�� ne� sex teplou��. To stoj� v Bibli. 430 00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:24,934 Ve verzi p�vodn� nebo v upraven�? 431 00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:27,561 Hele, prost� to v�m. Jasn�? 432 00:31:27,603 --> 00:31:30,105 Jak to m��e� v�d�t, Stuarte? U� si to n�kdy srovnal? 433 00:31:30,147 --> 00:31:31,232 A ty? 434 00:31:31,982 --> 00:31:33,859 S jistotou m��u ��ct, �e lesbick� sex 435 00:31:33,943 --> 00:31:35,903 je pro �eny uspokojiv�j�� ne� heterosex. 436 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:37,780 To je v�eobecn� zn�m�. 437 00:31:37,822 --> 00:31:39,990 To v� ka�dej. 438 00:31:40,658 --> 00:31:42,493 U� m� to nebav�. 439 00:31:43,953 --> 00:31:47,706 Hele, a� se stane cokoliv, n�kdo to odsk��e. 440 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:50,709 A kdo si zask��e? 441 00:31:50,793 --> 00:31:52,753 Mysl�m, �e v�te, o �em mluv�m. 442 00:31:52,837 --> 00:31:55,297 Podle m� je to destruktivn� a nebezpe�n�. 443 00:31:57,466 --> 00:31:59,176 A co? 444 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,137 Nehraj blb�ho. 445 00:32:01,178 --> 00:32:03,013 On to nehraje, Alex. 446 00:32:03,097 --> 00:32:05,224 Tak hele... 447 00:32:05,307 --> 00:32:08,018 J� p�itahuju tebe, on p�itahuje m� 448 00:32:08,102 --> 00:32:11,105 a d��v nebo pozd�ji bude� ty p�itahovat jeho. 449 00:32:11,147 --> 00:32:13,482 To zn� p�ita�liv�. 450 00:32:26,328 --> 00:32:28,122 N�co si slibme. 451 00:32:28,164 --> 00:32:29,915 Svatosvat�. 452 00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:32,293 My t�i budeme pouh� p��tel�, nic v�c. 453 00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:35,671 Copak v�s v�echen ten sex neunavuje? 454 00:32:35,713 --> 00:32:38,716 Jak m� m��e v�echen ten sex unavovat, kdy� ho nem�m? 455 00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:43,471 Tak se vyspi s n�k�m mimo n� uzav�en� kruh. 456 00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:48,893 Sex s nezn�m�m. To zn� moud�e. 457 00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:52,146 Zapome�te na to. 458 00:32:53,522 --> 00:32:56,275 Pokud se n�s t�� t��e, jsme jen p��tel�. 459 00:32:56,358 --> 00:32:57,985 Bez sexu. 460 00:32:58,652 --> 00:33:00,029 Ano, Stuarte? 461 00:33:00,696 --> 00:33:02,615 Vykou�en� se bere jako sex? 462 00:33:02,698 --> 00:33:05,326 J� ti ho nevykou��m, k�mo. 463 00:33:09,872 --> 00:33:11,540 Ale no tak! 464 00:33:21,634 --> 00:33:22,760 Dobr�? 465 00:33:26,055 --> 00:33:27,097 Dobr�. 466 00:33:29,016 --> 00:33:31,685 P��sahy jsou v�echny moc hezk�, 467 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:36,482 ale netrvalo dlouho a cejtil jsem, jak se mi cestou dom� Alexiny o�i zabo�ily do zadku. 468 00:33:36,565 --> 00:33:39,360 A kdy� jsme si p��li dobrou noc, si Stuart dovolil zavadit pohledem 469 00:33:39,401 --> 00:33:42,363 na jemnou k�ivku Alexiny ��je. 470 00:33:43,447 --> 00:33:45,908 A j� byl taky z jist�ch d�vod� vzh�ru. 471 00:33:48,077 --> 00:33:50,079 Ale p��saha byla dodr�ena, 472 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,498 alespo� na povrchu. Stali se z n�s p��tel�. 473 00:33:52,581 --> 00:33:53,791 Hej, Stuarte! 474 00:33:53,874 --> 00:33:55,876 Bacha na bal�nky! 475 00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:57,461 J� v�s zabiju! 476 00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:07,054 Omlouv�m se. 477 00:34:07,763 --> 00:34:09,598 Te� jsem tady j�, Alex. Mohla bys po�kat? 478 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,642 Co t�eba: "Alex, vypad� n�dhern�." 479 00:34:11,725 --> 00:34:15,521 Stuarte, no tak! Vypadni odsud! 480 00:34:15,604 --> 00:34:17,690 No tak, vypadni. 481 00:34:17,773 --> 00:34:20,109 - Alex, no tak. Odejdi! - Sakra, nestrkej do m�! 482 00:34:20,151 --> 00:34:22,853 P��sah�m, �e ti jednu vraz�m. Jsem agresivn�. J� t� t�m pra�t�m. 483 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,281 Nen� to sm�n�! 484 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,397 3SOME -�v�dsk� trojka- 485 00:35:40,532 --> 00:35:43,484 V�jime�nost na�� spokojen� enkl�vy nikomu neunikla. 486 00:35:45,152 --> 00:35:47,154 Hlavn� ne kolejn�m drbn�m. 487 00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:50,366 Zaj�malo by m�, kdo to s k�m d�l�. 488 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,701 J� sly�el, �e Eddy a Stu se o ni st��daj�. 489 00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:55,955 J� mysl�m, �e oni jsou tepl� a ona je ul�tl�. 490 00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:58,624 Ta ul�tl� nen�. Ty se� ul�tl�. 491 00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:01,001 - J� ne. - Nech ji, Stuarte. 492 00:36:01,043 --> 00:36:03,128 Nech m� bejt! 493 00:36:03,212 --> 00:36:06,757 Nem�m t� r�da. Nech toho! 494 00:36:10,928 --> 00:36:13,597 To bol�! P�esta�! 495 00:36:13,681 --> 00:36:16,350 Budu m�t od tebe mod�iny. U� jich m�m stejn� nejm�� mili�n. 496 00:36:16,392 --> 00:36:18,894 - Kam t� bouchl? Uka�. - Tak se pod�vej. 497 00:36:18,936 --> 00:36:21,522 - Tady to je? Tady to bol�? - Nech toho! Nechovej se takhle. 498 00:36:21,605 --> 00:36:24,400 Bo�e! To je sado maso. 499 00:36:35,035 --> 00:36:37,496 Ahoj. Jak se maj� t�i mu�ket��i? 500 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:40,708 Jsme jak ��astn� rodinka. 501 00:36:40,749 --> 00:36:42,376 To zn� �chyln�. 502 00:36:43,085 --> 00:36:45,421 Sp� incestn�. 503 00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:51,385 P�esn� takhle. P�esn� takhle. 504 00:36:52,553 --> 00:36:55,055 Neuv��iteln�. 505 00:36:55,097 --> 00:36:58,559 Jednoho ve�era, kdy� Alex m�la to srdce j�t na mejdan bez n�s, 506 00:36:58,601 --> 00:37:00,936 jsme Stuart a j� usnuli v jej�m pokoji. 507 00:37:00,978 --> 00:37:04,773 Z�pach a z�hadn� v�n� n�s donutili opustit z�kladnu. 508 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:16,577 Co tady d�l�te? 509 00:37:17,661 --> 00:37:20,414 V na�em pokoji je z�pach a z�hadn� v�n�. 510 00:37:20,456 --> 00:37:23,250 Tak pro� si tam neuklid�te? B�val si �istotn�. Jdeme. 511 00:37:23,292 --> 00:37:25,669 To bylo p�ed t�m, ne� jsem se nast�hoval k n�mu. 512 00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:28,672 D�l�val jsem nemocni�n� rohy a te� u� si povle�en� ani neperu. 513 00:37:29,757 --> 00:37:32,843 - A kdo si ty? - Larry. To jsou Eddy a Stuart. 514 00:37:32,927 --> 00:37:34,053 Ahoj. 515 00:37:35,846 --> 00:37:38,098 Jak �e se jmenuje? "Scary"? 516 00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,975 Mysl�m, �e ��kal "Larry". 517 00:37:41,977 --> 00:37:43,896 - Zmizte! - "Larry"? 518 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:46,232 Jo, "Larry". 519 00:37:47,483 --> 00:37:49,109 Tak jdeme. Ven! 520 00:37:49,193 --> 00:37:51,946 A p�esta�te kopat. Ven! 521 00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:04,166 - Nem� hlad? - Ne, d�ky. 522 00:38:10,339 --> 00:38:12,883 - Promi�. - V po��dku. 523 00:38:16,387 --> 00:38:20,391 Mohli jsme to �ekat. V�dy� jsme si ��dn� slib exkluzivity nedali. 524 00:38:20,474 --> 00:38:22,143 Pr�v� naopak. 525 00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:25,604 Ale i tak jsme se c�tili vy�tv�ni Larrym a podvedeni Alex. 526 00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:28,858 Sv�tost byla t�mto zneuct�na. 527 00:38:53,257 --> 00:38:55,593 Jsi velmi zvl�tn� d�vka. 528 00:38:56,677 --> 00:38:59,847 Mysl�m, �e bych t� cht�l poznat trochu l�p. 529 00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:03,017 O �em sn�? 530 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,394 Kdo je Alex? 531 00:39:08,105 --> 00:39:10,065 Hele, rad�i nemluvme. 532 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,572 M� pravdu. 533 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:20,618 Budeme komunikovat mezin�rodn�m jazykem l�sky. 534 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:29,418 Dvacet. Do h�je. 535 00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:38,219 - M� hlad? - Nem�m snad po��d hlad? 536 00:39:40,221 --> 00:39:41,555 Pizzu? 537 00:39:43,182 --> 00:39:44,809 To zn� dob�e. 538 00:39:45,601 --> 00:39:47,102 Dob�e. 539 00:39:51,774 --> 00:39:55,319 - Mysl�, �e m� Alex hlad? - Ale bacha na stra�n�ho Larryho. 540 00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:06,997 - Ahoj. M� hlad? - T�hni ke v�em �ert�m! 541 00:40:12,628 --> 00:40:15,506 Mysl�m, �e hlad nem�. Sp� m� vztek. 542 00:40:15,589 --> 00:40:17,091 To se plete�. 543 00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:19,176 Mysl�m, �e bys ji m�l zavolat zp�tky a ujistit se, 544 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:20,928 �es ji neroz�ep��il pro nic za nic. 545 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:23,305 To je dobrej n�pad. 546 00:40:26,809 --> 00:40:29,436 Ahoj. To sem zase j�. Jen m� zaj�malo, jestli se zlob�, 547 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,774 proto�e sem ti zavolal, nebo proto, �e si nem�la hlad? 548 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,402 Hal�? 549 00:40:38,654 --> 00:40:40,447 Zav�sila. 550 00:40:42,658 --> 00:40:45,911 Co to do v�s, kurva, vjelo? Snad ne��rl�te? 551 00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:49,540 M� drah�, jen m�me obavy z mlad�ho mu�e, kter� se ti sem p�i�el dvo�it. 552 00:40:49,623 --> 00:40:51,292 Je k�es�an? 553 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:53,669 - Nechte m� bejt. - Po�kat! 554 00:40:53,711 --> 00:40:55,880 - Co je? - Je�t� ot�ze�ku. 555 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,465 T�ka se jeho ochlupen�. 556 00:40:58,549 --> 00:41:00,384 Je to lamin�t nebo ocel? 557 00:41:02,052 --> 00:41:04,013 Mysl�me si, �e Larry... 558 00:41:05,055 --> 00:41:07,224 je stra�n�. 559 00:41:07,308 --> 00:41:10,561 - A chlupat�. - Velmi chlupat�. 560 00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:12,313 Tak bacha... 561 00:41:12,354 --> 00:41:16,734 na velmi stra�n�ho a chlupat�ho Larryho. 562 00:41:16,817 --> 00:41:18,986 - P�esn� tak. - Bacha. 563 00:41:21,822 --> 00:41:22,823 P�esta�! 564 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,578 Nech toho! 565 00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:48,516 Ne! 566 00:42:08,828 --> 00:42:10,621 Co je, br�cho? 567 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:17,962 - Jsou t�i hodiny r�no. - Ticho! 568 00:42:21,257 --> 00:42:24,426 Do druh�ho dne jsme na stra�n�ho Larryho zapomn�li. 569 00:42:24,510 --> 00:42:28,764 Mysl�m, �e jsem na�la zdroj va�eho z�pachu a z�hadn� v�n�. 570 00:42:40,234 --> 00:42:43,904 T� jo. P�rkov� s feferonkama a s p��davkem s�ra a an�ovi�ek. 571 00:42:44,947 --> 00:42:46,949 Tuhle sem hledal. 572 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:03,215 Nikdy v�c sme u� o Larrym nesly�eli, 573 00:43:03,299 --> 00:43:05,050 ale ani ne za dva t�dny 574 00:43:05,134 --> 00:43:08,012 n�m Stuart pov�d�l o buchti�ce, do kter� se cht�l zakousnout. 575 00:43:08,095 --> 00:43:10,389 To u� jsme v�d�li, �e se sezn�mil s d�vkou 576 00:43:10,473 --> 00:43:12,433 a cht�l ji dostat do postele. 577 00:43:16,479 --> 00:43:18,898 Jakto, �e nikdy nic ne�ekne�? 578 00:43:23,319 --> 00:43:25,070 Styd�m se. 579 00:43:30,534 --> 00:43:32,119 A pro� m�... 580 00:43:33,871 --> 00:43:36,832 Pro� m� n�kdy nep�edstav� sv�m p��tel�m? 581 00:43:40,211 --> 00:43:42,379 Ty chce� poznat m� p��tele? 582 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,801 A jepti�ka pov�d� mechanikovi: 583 00:43:46,842 --> 00:43:50,805 "Ne, ale kdy� mi to nama�ete, tak se za v�s pomodl�m." 584 00:43:54,475 --> 00:43:56,852 J� chodila do katolick� �koly 585 00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:59,146 a u�ily m� jepti�ky. 586 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,651 - Promi�. Nev�d�l jsem. - Ne, to nic. 587 00:44:04,527 --> 00:44:06,654 V�bec se m� to nedotklo, 588 00:44:07,696 --> 00:44:11,450 ale vzpom�n�m si na n�co, co jsem s jepti�kama za�ila. 589 00:44:13,994 --> 00:44:17,414 No, jednou jsme jeli na v�let 590 00:44:17,498 --> 00:44:22,044 a vzali jsme si hrozn� star� autobus. 591 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:25,172 A ten se z ni�eho nic porouchal 592 00:44:25,214 --> 00:44:29,677 a tak jsme v�echny vystoupily a �ekali. 593 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,222 N�kter� z n�s se rozhl�dly po okol�. 594 00:44:33,264 --> 00:44:35,266 A tak jsme narazily na cestu, 595 00:44:35,349 --> 00:44:39,228 kter� vedla na obrovskou... 596 00:44:39,311 --> 00:44:42,022 vskutku kouzelnou louku. 597 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:49,864 A co se stalo pak? 598 00:44:52,324 --> 00:44:55,327 Nic. Byla to jen kouzeln� louka. 599 00:45:00,082 --> 00:45:01,750 Rozko�n�. 600 00:45:05,212 --> 00:45:07,006 Omluv�te m�? 601 00:45:07,089 --> 00:45:09,842 Mus�m si odsko�it na toaletu. 602 00:45:14,889 --> 00:45:16,474 Je tak mil�. 603 00:45:16,557 --> 00:45:18,476 M��e� mi to, pros�m, zarazit do hlavy? 604 00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:20,186 A ticho, jasn�? 605 00:45:21,437 --> 00:45:23,647 Je mi s n� dob�e. S n� se cejt�m jako intelektu�l. 606 00:45:23,731 --> 00:45:25,399 V�echno je relativn�. 607 00:45:25,441 --> 00:45:27,276 A krom� toho m� fakt ohromn� kozy. 608 00:45:27,359 --> 00:45:30,404 - No to teda nem�. - M�. A ned�vno sem ji �ekl: 609 00:45:30,488 --> 00:45:33,782 - "M� tak n�dhern� ohromn� kozy." - A dobrou gramatiku. 610 00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:35,910 To je skv�l� vypr�v�n�. 611 00:45:35,993 --> 00:45:39,205 - Je fakt mil�. - Je milou�k�. 612 00:45:40,998 --> 00:45:43,000 Tuhle sem s n� byl na ve�e�i 613 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:45,544 a zeptal se ji, jestli m� r�da Scorsese 614 00:45:45,628 --> 00:45:48,923 a ona na to: "Ne, nem�m takovej hlad." 615 00:45:52,885 --> 00:45:55,596 Byli jsme zdatn� v odstra�ov�n� outsider�. 616 00:45:55,679 --> 00:45:58,641 Zd�lo se, �e se cel� sv�t rozd�lil do dvou kategori�: 617 00:45:58,682 --> 00:46:01,519 na ty, co vtipy pochopili a na ty, co ne. 618 00:46:03,604 --> 00:46:06,065 A my byli jedin�, kdo vtipy ch�pali. 619 00:46:06,148 --> 00:46:07,900 L�b� se mi. 620 00:46:11,612 --> 00:46:13,697 J� byl pra�t�nej ze v�ech nejv�c. 621 00:46:13,781 --> 00:46:15,783 P�edstavoval jsem si, jak� by to bylo, kdyby se Stuart a Alex 622 00:46:15,825 --> 00:46:18,369 geneticky spojili v jednu osobu 623 00:46:18,452 --> 00:46:20,554 a tak by se on, �i ona, stali l�skou m�ho �ivota. 624 00:46:20,568 --> 00:46:21,539 Mysl�m, �e ne. 625 00:46:22,498 --> 00:46:25,501 Slibuji, �e se bude� bavit. Jen pomalu dol�... 626 00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:27,795 - Jen na chvili�ku. - Ne, to ne! 627 00:46:30,089 --> 00:46:32,383 Jenom na chvili�ku. 628 00:46:32,466 --> 00:46:34,343 Je to tady. 629 00:46:38,347 --> 00:46:40,850 Dob�e. Dob�e, p�esta�. To by sta�ilo. 630 00:46:40,933 --> 00:46:44,645 Dob�e. P�esta�. Pus�! 631 00:46:52,528 --> 00:46:55,990 Aby bylo jasn�, tohle je velmi v�n�. Kdo v�s je�t� napad�? 632 00:46:56,073 --> 00:46:58,701 Ale m�sto toho jsem se musel pot�kat s jejich p�rovac�mi n�pady. 633 00:46:58,784 --> 00:47:01,620 U� to m�m. Co t�eba ten tv�j u�itel nauky o filmu? 634 00:47:01,704 --> 00:47:03,998 ��kals, �e si t� tou�ebn� prohl��, no ne? 635 00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:06,458 Stuarte, tomu u� je 47. 636 00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,169 No a? 637 00:47:08,210 --> 00:47:11,338 No, tak se ned�m s nik�m dohromady. Nechme toho, dob�e? 638 00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,924 Ne, to ne. Je ot�zka, jaksi s ��m. 639 00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:15,634 "S k�m". 640 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:19,013 J� si stejn� mysl�m, �e je to pr�ce pro mladou �enu. 641 00:47:19,096 --> 00:47:21,015 On frndu nepot�ebuje. 642 00:47:21,056 --> 00:47:24,435 Pot�ebuje pt�ka. Velk�ho, tvrd�ho pt�ka. 643 00:47:25,227 --> 00:47:26,854 M�jte se. 644 00:47:26,896 --> 00:47:30,608 Hele, kdy� t� to tak bere, tak pro� se s n�m nevysp� s�m? 645 00:47:31,942 --> 00:47:33,777 Z chuti semene mi je zle. 646 00:47:35,196 --> 00:47:37,781 A co �e to zn�? �� semeno u� sis dal? 647 00:47:38,574 --> 00:47:40,201 Vlastn�. 648 00:47:50,377 --> 00:47:52,379 P�i�el sis na sv�, Edwarde? 649 00:47:54,590 --> 00:47:56,050 Co�e? 650 00:48:00,513 --> 00:48:02,097 Jo, aha... No jo. 651 00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:06,101 To bylo dobr�, Richarde. 652 00:48:11,941 --> 00:48:14,276 Fantastick�. 653 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,698 Co je? 654 00:48:19,782 --> 00:48:21,450 Poj� d�l, Eddy. 655 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:27,164 Poj� se pozdravit s Richardem. 656 00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:31,001 - Ahoj, Richarde. - Ahoj, Edwarde. 657 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:35,381 Omluvte m�. 658 00:48:38,092 --> 00:48:39,885 Zat�m se m�j. 659 00:48:52,982 --> 00:48:54,942 Tohle se mi fakt p��. 660 00:48:55,025 --> 00:48:56,485 O co jde? 661 00:48:56,527 --> 00:49:02,032 No, kdy� mi Alex �ekla, cos ��kal, tak m� to nejd��v odradilo, 662 00:49:02,116 --> 00:49:05,327 ale pak jsem si uv�domil, 663 00:49:05,411 --> 00:49:08,998 �e jsem pro tebe m�l v�dycky slabost. 664 00:49:09,081 --> 00:49:11,250 A co p�esn� ��kala? 665 00:49:12,334 --> 00:49:15,129 No, v�dy� v�, �e jsi jako j�, 666 00:49:15,838 --> 00:49:18,424 ale �e se moc styd�, abys mi to �ekl. 667 00:49:18,507 --> 00:49:22,970 To je zvl�tn�. M� v�dycky p�itahovaly stydlivky. 668 00:49:25,222 --> 00:49:28,350 To asi proto, �e jsem s�m stydlivej. 669 00:49:35,107 --> 00:49:37,151 Vypad� dost nerv�zn�. 670 00:49:39,487 --> 00:49:41,947 A mo�n� je to moje chyba. 671 00:49:42,031 --> 00:49:44,617 - Ne, jdu na to moc rychle, �e jo? - Ne, ale... 672 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,203 J� jsem si od chv�le, kdy jsi se nast�hoval, ��kal, �e se� milej. 673 00:49:47,286 --> 00:49:50,082 - V�n�? - J� jenom-- 674 00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,710 Mo�n� ti to pom��e uvolnit se. 675 00:49:57,671 --> 00:49:59,673 - Promi�. - Ne, je to moje chyba. 676 00:50:03,010 --> 00:50:04,512 Sakra! 677 00:50:14,021 --> 00:50:16,023 Po�kej p�ece! Kam b��? 678 00:50:17,566 --> 00:50:20,528 Eddy, vyslechni m�. V�m, o �em mluv�m. 679 00:50:20,611 --> 00:50:22,530 Jestli na to nesko��, tak se to stane. 680 00:50:22,571 --> 00:50:27,326 Tv�j pt�k bude men�� a men�� a men��, 681 00:50:27,409 --> 00:50:30,162 a� se �pln� scvrkne a zmiz� ti v t�le. 682 00:50:30,246 --> 00:50:31,956 A co bude� m�t pak? 683 00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:34,041 - Vag�nu! - Zmlkni. 684 00:50:35,918 --> 00:50:37,503 Promi�, Eddy. 685 00:50:38,587 --> 00:50:43,008 U� se ti nikdy nebudeme motat do pohlavn�ho �ivota a jeho nedostatk�. 686 00:50:43,092 --> 00:50:45,302 Co ti ud�lal? Chytil t� za koule? 687 00:50:45,386 --> 00:50:46,887 Ne. 688 00:50:49,098 --> 00:50:50,933 Cht�l m� pol�bit. 689 00:50:53,352 --> 00:50:55,896 A j� mu vid�l na chloupky v nose. 690 00:50:55,938 --> 00:50:58,274 A taky mu d�sn� p�chlo z pusy. 691 00:51:00,776 --> 00:51:02,736 Smrd�lo to jako z�chodky. 692 00:51:10,286 --> 00:51:12,454 V�n�. P��sah�m Bohu. 693 00:52:43,754 --> 00:52:45,714 Tak tady to je. 694 00:52:48,759 --> 00:52:52,346 Skv�l�. �koda, �e jsme si nevzali plavky, co? 695 00:52:52,429 --> 00:52:54,306 Nebu� labu�. 696 00:53:25,421 --> 00:53:27,464 Je to p��jemn�. 697 00:53:35,306 --> 00:53:37,266 Poj�te taky! 698 00:53:38,434 --> 00:53:40,478 Tak rychle! 699 00:53:56,911 --> 00:53:58,579 Eddy, no tak! 700 00:53:58,621 --> 00:54:00,915 - Ne. - No tak, Eddy. 701 00:54:00,956 --> 00:54:05,085 Ne. Je studen�. A je tu hrozn� zima. Mrznu. 702 00:54:05,169 --> 00:54:08,088 - Pro� se pot�? - Ledov� pot. 703 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:11,926 Pros�m! 704 00:54:16,305 --> 00:54:17,932 No tak! 705 00:54:22,061 --> 00:54:23,979 Nikdo se ned�v�. 706 00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:30,986 Tak d�lej. Je to p��jemn� na koule. 707 00:54:31,070 --> 00:54:33,113 To je dob�e, Stuarte. Moc dob�e. 708 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:46,377 Koukejte: sv�t� m�s�c! 709 00:54:48,963 --> 00:54:50,965 Je d�sn� ledov�! 710 00:54:51,006 --> 00:54:53,134 Chytnu se kamene, jinak se utop�m. 711 00:56:03,204 --> 00:56:05,206 V�ichni se dr�te sv�ch dvojic. 712 00:56:05,247 --> 00:56:07,583 Nikdo neopust� svou dvojici, dobr�? 713 00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:09,335 J�, pod�vejte! 714 00:56:10,127 --> 00:56:11,879 �, ne. 715 00:56:13,923 --> 00:56:17,551 D�ti, oto�te se. Terry, Mary, Odch�z�me. 716 00:56:19,553 --> 00:56:21,013 Rychle, tudy. 717 00:56:22,765 --> 00:56:25,142 Alex ��kala, �e far�� symbolizoval Boha, 718 00:56:25,226 --> 00:56:27,228 d�ti ztracenou nevinnost. 719 00:56:27,311 --> 00:56:30,356 A my t�i, postmodern� Eva a dva Adamov�, 720 00:56:30,439 --> 00:56:32,358 vyhn�ni z rajsk� zahrady, 721 00:56:32,441 --> 00:56:35,277 se te� nav�ky potulujeme pustinou, to proto, �e jsme zh�e�ili. 722 00:56:35,319 --> 00:56:39,156 Odpov�d�li jsme na vlastn� nahotu a okusili zak�zan� ovoce. 723 00:56:42,451 --> 00:56:47,164 I p�esto, �e to skon�ilo u pouh�ho polibku, doteku, se v�echno zm�nilo. 724 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:52,127 Pando�ina sk��ka byla doko��n, 725 00:56:52,211 --> 00:56:54,296 ale zaj�mav�j�� bylo, 726 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,591 �e nikdo z n�s nem�l chu� ji znovu zav��t. 727 00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:08,185 Chce� pizzu? 728 00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:13,149 Ne. Jsem tlust�. 729 00:57:14,483 --> 00:57:16,819 Alex, ty nejse� tlust�. Jse� huben�. 730 00:57:20,281 --> 00:57:22,158 Jsem tak tlust�. 731 00:57:26,662 --> 00:57:29,290 V�, kdy� na to tak mysl�m, 732 00:57:30,374 --> 00:57:32,334 tak jse� tlust�. 733 00:57:37,173 --> 00:57:39,425 Nehraj mi na city. 734 00:57:45,181 --> 00:57:47,349 Poj� ke mn�. 735 00:57:47,433 --> 00:57:49,310 Poj� bl� a ut� m�. 736 00:57:49,351 --> 00:57:51,395 Jsem �pln� na dn�. 737 00:57:51,479 --> 00:57:53,105 J� taky. 738 00:57:55,024 --> 00:57:57,526 U� to nen�, co to b�valo. 739 00:58:01,363 --> 00:58:03,365 Poj�me se ut�ovat. 740 00:58:04,366 --> 00:58:06,452 Dej si hlavu na m� prsa. 741 00:58:10,372 --> 00:58:12,374 A nen� to sexu�ln�? 742 00:58:13,959 --> 00:58:17,630 Eddy, bu� taky jednou �lov�k? Hezky m� obejmi 743 00:58:17,713 --> 00:58:19,340 a uvolni se. 744 00:58:25,971 --> 00:58:27,890 Co to d�l�, Alex? 745 00:58:27,932 --> 00:58:30,810 L�skypln� t� v�sk�m ve vlasech. 746 00:58:46,408 --> 00:58:49,370 Jsi celej nesv�j, kdy� jsi se mnou s�m. 747 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,874 V�dycky chce�, aby u toho byl i Stuart. 748 00:58:59,046 --> 00:59:02,550 - Je to tak, �e jo? - Jo, mo�n� jo, mo�n� ne. 749 00:59:05,219 --> 00:59:07,388 Ty se �en boj�. 750 00:59:07,429 --> 00:59:09,098 Ty �eny nen�vid�. 751 00:59:09,181 --> 00:59:11,058 Pro� nen�vid� �eny? 752 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,393 P�esta�. 753 00:59:13,435 --> 00:59:15,437 Tak dost, jasn�? J� m�m r�d �eny. 754 00:59:15,521 --> 00:59:16,522 J� prost� jen nech�pu, 755 00:59:16,564 --> 00:59:18,190 pro� tu jen nem��eme sed�t, ani� bychom se dot�kali. 756 00:59:18,274 --> 00:59:19,859 Co je �patn� na dot�k�n�? 757 00:59:19,942 --> 00:59:22,361 Ale Stuarta se po��d nedot�k�. 758 00:59:22,444 --> 00:59:25,072 A jedinej d�vod, pro� se m� dot�k� je ten, �e v�, �e je mi to nep��jemn�. 759 00:59:25,114 --> 00:59:26,073 Co�e? 760 00:59:26,115 --> 00:59:29,243 Jedinej d�vod, pro� t� p�itahuju je, �e o tebe nem�m z�jem. 761 00:59:29,285 --> 00:59:31,412 - To nen� pravda! - Je to pravda. 762 00:59:31,453 --> 00:59:33,747 Vyhled�v� sebedestruktivn� situace, Alex. 763 00:59:33,789 --> 00:59:36,041 Jsi prachoby�ejnej z�visl�k na odm�t�n�. 764 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:39,753 A co se� ty? Ty jse� ze sv�ho spolubydl�c�ho hotovej! 765 00:59:39,837 --> 00:59:43,090 - Ty m� co mluvit o sebedestrukci! - Nejsem z n�j hotovej! 766 00:59:43,132 --> 00:59:45,134 Lh��i! V�, co je tv�j probl�m? 767 00:59:45,217 --> 00:59:48,095 �eny t� tajn� p�itahuj�, ale ty si to nechce� p�iznat! 768 00:59:48,137 --> 00:59:49,930 Jse� uvnit� heterosexu�l! 769 00:59:50,681 --> 00:59:52,516 - To teda ne. - Ale jse�. 770 00:59:55,644 --> 00:59:58,772 - D�vko! - Heterosexu�le! 771 01:00:01,442 --> 01:00:03,319 Zmrzlina a pive�ka. 772 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,654 No tak, chlape, te� to p�kn� sm�ch�me. 773 01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:21,462 Co se tu k sakru d�je? 774 01:00:21,545 --> 01:00:23,047 Nen�vid�m ho! 775 01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:24,965 J� taky. No a co? 776 01:00:25,007 --> 01:00:29,094 Je mi z toho nanic! 777 01:00:29,178 --> 01:00:32,181 Nanic! To nen� norm�ln�! 778 01:00:32,264 --> 01:00:36,477 To nen� norm�ln�, ��t takhle spole�n� ve t�ech! 779 01:00:36,519 --> 01:00:41,607 Je mi z toho nanic, �e se zabouchnu do n�koho, komu jsem voln�! 780 01:00:41,690 --> 01:00:44,693 Nejsem norm�ln�! Pot�ebuju pomoct! 781 01:00:44,777 --> 01:00:47,530 Pot�ebuju l�ky! 782 01:00:47,613 --> 01:00:50,533 Pot�ebuju pen�ze! Ach, Bo�e! 783 01:00:51,659 --> 01:00:55,246 Pot�ebuju mas�! Pot�ebuju dr�et dietu! 784 01:00:55,329 --> 01:00:57,706 Pot�ebuju nov� boty! 785 01:01:00,334 --> 01:01:04,004 Bo�e! Tak ud�lej n�co. 786 01:01:27,194 --> 01:01:29,113 Po�kej, po�kej, po�kej! 787 01:01:34,493 --> 01:01:36,162 Na, nasa� si to. 788 01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:39,582 Jo, dob�e, dob�e. 789 01:02:14,033 --> 01:02:15,951 Eddymu to ne��kej. 790 01:02:32,092 --> 01:02:34,261 To jsem j�. Je�t� sp�? 791 01:02:36,138 --> 01:02:38,933 Cht�l jsem se omluvit. 792 01:02:38,974 --> 01:02:39,934 Ne, to je dobr�. 793 01:02:39,975 --> 01:02:41,977 Nem�l jsem nic takov�ho ��kat. 794 01:02:44,855 --> 01:02:46,816 Jsem r�da, �es zavolal. 795 01:02:48,317 --> 01:02:50,820 Zd�l se mi o tob� sen. 796 01:02:52,446 --> 01:02:54,365 Byl jsi m�j po��k. 797 01:02:56,283 --> 01:03:00,037 A m�ls na sob� ty roztomil� po��ck� kra��sky. 798 01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:06,085 A doru�ovals mi zbo�� z Dom�c� N�kupn� S�t�. 799 01:03:06,168 --> 01:03:09,713 Jo, jo. Budeme to muset jednou zanalyzovat. 800 01:03:13,217 --> 01:03:14,468 Kde se�? 801 01:03:14,552 --> 01:03:17,263 �ek�m, a� n�m za�ne hodina francouzsk�ho filmu. 802 01:03:19,682 --> 01:03:21,892 P�em��lel jsem o �en�ch a mu��ch. 803 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,520 Jo? 804 01:03:26,689 --> 01:03:29,275 Jo. M�las pravdu, �e se �en boj�m. 805 01:03:31,318 --> 01:03:35,197 Mysl�m, �e v�ichni mu�i se �en boj�, proto�e ty jsou nepochybn� lep�� bytosti. 806 01:03:37,116 --> 01:03:40,161 Mohou rodit d�ti, mohou je kojit. 807 01:03:40,202 --> 01:03:44,290 Maj� neomezen� vy�� kapacitu c�tit soucit. 808 01:03:44,373 --> 01:03:47,418 Jakoby byly z jin�ho sv�ta. 809 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:50,588 Tak na to jsi celou tu dobu myslel? 810 01:03:50,671 --> 01:03:52,339 Jo. Hloup�, j� v�m. 811 01:03:55,301 --> 01:03:57,344 Ne, to nen�. 812 01:03:57,428 --> 01:04:01,891 M�m pocit, �e te� �en�m v�c rozum�m. V�, ony jsou kompletn�j��, jsou otev�en�j��. 813 01:04:01,932 --> 01:04:04,852 S mu�i m�m v�dycky trochu pocit, �e v�echno je jak�si soute�. 814 01:04:04,894 --> 01:04:06,061 Jsou tak opatrn�. 815 01:04:06,145 --> 01:04:07,563 Defensivn�. 816 01:04:10,733 --> 01:04:13,694 No, a s tebou si jako v sout�i nep�ipad�m. 817 01:04:14,737 --> 01:04:15,905 C�t�m jistou kolaboraci. 818 01:04:17,281 --> 01:04:18,866 Jak se to �ekne. 819 01:04:21,243 --> 01:04:22,369 Symbi�zu. 820 01:04:22,411 --> 01:04:26,290 Symbi�zu. To je dobr� slovo. 821 01:04:26,373 --> 01:04:28,459 To je fakt dobr� slovo. 822 01:04:29,418 --> 01:04:31,754 Mimochodem. Mus�m u� j�t na hodinu. 823 01:04:31,795 --> 01:04:34,924 Po�kej, Eddy. Ne� odejde�, 824 01:04:35,007 --> 01:04:39,053 �ekni mi je�t� p�r takov�ch slov, p�r opravdu velk�ch slov. 825 01:04:42,056 --> 01:04:44,099 Symbi�za. 826 01:04:44,183 --> 01:04:47,728 Symbiotick�. 827 01:04:47,770 --> 01:04:49,396 Marnotratn�. 828 01:04:50,815 --> 01:04:53,818 Truchliv�. 829 01:04:53,901 --> 01:04:56,237 Vykrucov�n�. A te� pozor! 830 01:04:56,278 --> 01:04:59,406 Napadlo m� n�co moc dobr�ho, m�m v�n� n�co moc dobr�ho: Konkubin�t. 831 01:04:59,448 --> 01:05:01,575 Konkubin�t? 832 01:05:01,617 --> 01:05:04,995 To je moc dobr�! V�n� moc dobr�! 833 01:05:05,079 --> 01:05:08,707 Te� u� v�n� mus�m j�t. Jsem r�d, �e jsme si promluvili, Alex. 834 01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:10,209 �au. 835 01:05:17,216 --> 01:05:20,386 �, Bo�e! Co ten "konkubin�t" znamen�? 836 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:29,979 Nem�m v�bec p�ru. 837 01:05:34,984 --> 01:05:36,402 B� pry�. 838 01:05:37,570 --> 01:05:40,030 Be� pry�. B� pry�, b�, be�. 839 01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:55,713 Za�al jsem si uv�domovat, �e Alex m� v sob� n�co zvl�tn�ho. 840 01:05:55,796 --> 01:05:58,799 Byla to �ena, kter� m� cht�la za ka�dou cenu dostat. 841 01:06:00,342 --> 01:06:03,804 A z nenad�n� se stalo n�co velmi zaj�mav�ho. 842 01:06:03,846 --> 01:06:06,974 Zd�lo se, �e jsem se kone�n� odhodlal k akci. 843 01:06:17,443 --> 01:06:20,029 Otv�ral se snad p�ede mnou nov� sv�t? 844 01:06:26,785 --> 01:06:29,038 Zd�l se mi dal�� sen. 845 01:06:31,499 --> 01:06:33,626 Byla jsem na pou�ti 846 01:06:33,709 --> 01:06:37,505 a m�la na sob� jen ko�e�inov� bikinky 847 01:06:38,714 --> 01:06:40,591 jako Raquel Welch. 848 01:06:40,674 --> 01:06:43,594 A tys tam byl 849 01:06:43,677 --> 01:06:48,100 v roli �ezn�ka a m�l jsi s sebou spoustu p�rk�. 850 01:06:53,437 --> 01:06:56,315 Asi po��d sn�m. 851 01:06:56,398 --> 01:06:58,234 Ne? 852 01:06:58,317 --> 01:07:00,194 To je skute�nost? 853 01:07:00,236 --> 01:07:02,029 To je skute�nost. 854 01:07:13,624 --> 01:07:15,584 Tak takhle se to m� d�lat? 855 01:07:16,836 --> 01:07:19,296 - Bylo to perfektn�. - Dob�e. 856 01:07:20,381 --> 01:07:22,550 Jsem r�d, �e se to stalo. 857 01:07:22,633 --> 01:07:24,093 J� taky. 858 01:07:25,761 --> 01:07:28,472 Ten moment, kdy ten m�j... no, v�dy� v�... 859 01:07:28,556 --> 01:07:31,225 byl uvnit� v t� tv� a... 860 01:07:31,267 --> 01:07:34,019 - Bylo to dobr�? - Bylo to skv�l�. 861 01:07:34,103 --> 01:07:35,521 Jo. 862 01:07:40,818 --> 01:07:44,405 Co kdyby to bylo na�e mal� tajemstv�. 863 01:07:49,535 --> 01:07:52,121 - Tak�e... - Tak�e? Tak�e co? 864 01:07:53,581 --> 01:07:55,666 Tak jsem se vyspal s �enou. 865 01:07:56,709 --> 01:07:59,670 - Co�e? - Ale nebylo to zas tak dobr�. 866 01:08:00,963 --> 01:08:04,884 - A s kterou �enskou sis to rozdal? - S holkou z hodiny francouzsk�ho filmu. 867 01:08:04,967 --> 01:08:06,969 To je super, br�cho! 868 01:08:07,011 --> 01:08:09,180 Jo, ale moc m� to nebavilo. 869 01:08:10,055 --> 01:08:13,017 Edddy, mus� zm�nit sv�j pohled na celou v�c. 870 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:16,979 Pro m� je sex jako pizza, i kdy� je �patnej, je po��d dost dobrej. 871 01:08:17,062 --> 01:08:20,232 Dobr�, fajn, dobr�. Ale ne��kej to Alex. 872 01:08:20,316 --> 01:08:22,651 - Pro�? - Proto�e jestli zjist�, 873 01:08:22,735 --> 01:08:25,571 �e jsem se s n�k�m vyspal, i p�esto �e to za moc nest�lo, bude ��rlit. 874 01:08:25,654 --> 01:08:28,782 No, to strach nem�j. No to je par�da! 875 01:08:28,824 --> 01:08:30,451 Jen to je�t� pot�ebuje� p�rkr�t vyzkou�et, 876 01:08:30,493 --> 01:08:33,329 abys to ovl�dl a pak se� za vodou! 877 01:08:33,412 --> 01:08:36,499 Poprv�, kdy� se s n�k�m vysp�, se� tak mimo z toho, �e k tomu do�lo, 878 01:08:36,582 --> 01:08:39,293 �e ani nem��e� ��ct, jestli se ti to l�bilo nebo ne. 879 01:08:39,335 --> 01:08:42,922 No tak, k�mo! B�h t� obda�il penisem 880 01:08:43,005 --> 01:08:46,634 a ten penis je ur�enej k �uk�n�. 881 01:08:46,675 --> 01:08:49,470 U� jsi n�kdy sly�el r�en� "Mal� hlava mysl� za velkou hlavu"? 882 01:08:49,553 --> 01:08:52,431 J� se t�m ��d�m. V�� mi. Je n�dhern� tak ��t. Dej na m�! 883 01:08:52,515 --> 01:08:55,851 A nemus� cvi�it zrovna s �ivejma. Se�enu ti 884 01:08:55,893 --> 01:08:58,312 jednu z t�ch velkejch nafukovac�ch �ukac�ch pan. 885 01:08:58,354 --> 01:09:00,147 Bude to supr! 886 01:09:00,231 --> 01:09:02,691 M��e�... No, ona ti pak vcucne pt�ka a ty pak m��e� �ukat jako vo �ivot... 887 01:09:02,733 --> 01:09:06,695 A jak Stuart mlel furt dokola, vybavilo se mi n�co velmi �okuj�c�ho: 888 01:09:06,737 --> 01:09:09,323 V�dycky jsem c�til ve Stuartov� chov�n� n�co podivn�ho... 889 01:09:09,365 --> 01:09:12,493 N�co, co ho odli�ovalo od pr�m�rn�ch ryz�ch hoch�. 890 01:09:12,535 --> 01:09:16,497 Je snad mo�n�, �e bych to, co jsem po��d hledal, m�l p��mo pod nosem? 891 01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:18,833 �e by byl Stuart homou�? 892 01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:22,837 - Jde� do toho se mnou? - Rozhodn�. 893 01:09:25,506 --> 01:09:28,050 - V�m n�co, co ty nev�. - Co? 894 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:32,054 Nem�l bych to ��kat, 895 01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:34,181 ale mysl�m, �e se Eddy vyspal s holkou. 896 01:09:36,225 --> 01:09:39,186 - S k�m? - No, to ne�ek, 897 01:09:40,229 --> 01:09:42,773 ale mysl�m, �e to byla n�jak� buchta z toho francouzsk�ho filmu. 898 01:09:43,858 --> 01:09:45,276 To je dobr�. 899 01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:47,987 - Chce�, abych ti umyl z�da? - Jasn�. 900 01:09:54,785 --> 01:09:56,745 Myslel, �e bude� ��rlit. 901 01:09:56,787 --> 01:09:58,247 S t�m se vyrovn�m. 902 01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:03,669 Stejn� nen� na co ��rlit, proto�e ��kal, �e to bylo blb�. 903 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,715 - A co? - Sex. 904 01:10:10,384 --> 01:10:12,720 ��kal, �e nest�la za nic. 905 01:10:12,761 --> 01:10:14,889 Nen� nic hor��ho, ne� neu��t si. 906 01:10:14,972 --> 01:10:18,559 Vzpom�n�m si na holku ze st�edn�. Monica Bryson. 907 01:10:20,394 --> 01:10:22,480 Ta byla jak... 908 01:10:22,563 --> 01:10:24,732 jak "lekl� ryba". 909 01:10:24,815 --> 01:10:27,568 Byla fakt neuv��iteln� �patn�. 910 01:10:27,651 --> 01:10:32,072 Rad�i bych si nechal naprd�t do ksichtu, ne� s n� zase j�t. 911 01:10:33,616 --> 01:10:35,659 Au! To bol�. 912 01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:39,246 - T�mhle? - Jo! 913 01:10:39,288 --> 01:10:42,750 Mysl�m, �e se zlob�, proto�e jsem ji nazval "leklou rybou". 914 01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:44,251 Omlouv�m se. 915 01:10:45,294 --> 01:10:48,005 Asi jsem m�l ��ct, �e byla sp� jako "smradlav� mr�ina". 916 01:10:48,088 --> 01:10:51,592 B� pry�! Vypadni! Zmiz! 917 01:10:59,975 --> 01:11:02,269 Tak ono to za moc nest�lo, co? 918 01:11:03,771 --> 01:11:05,815 Cos to ��kal? 919 01:11:05,898 --> 01:11:09,610 Te� u� je to jedno! Nem�ls ��kat v�bec nic. Bylo to tajemstv�! 920 01:11:11,904 --> 01:11:15,866 Ne�ekl jsem, �es to byla ty. A krom� toho to bylo dobr�. 921 01:11:15,950 --> 01:11:17,368 Docela to u�lo, kdy� si uv�dom�m... 922 01:11:17,451 --> 01:11:19,954 - Co si uv�dom�? - Kdy� si uv�dom�m, �e jsi holka! 923 01:11:22,331 --> 01:11:24,667 Asi jsem nem�l. 924 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,669 Vlastn� nev�m... 925 01:11:26,752 --> 01:11:28,838 Co k sakru v�m? 926 01:11:29,922 --> 01:11:31,841 P�ipad�m si jako hoch�tafler. 927 01:11:37,221 --> 01:11:39,181 Jsem ztracenej. 928 01:11:44,186 --> 01:11:47,273 Eddy, to je dobr�. Bude to fajn. 929 01:11:47,356 --> 01:11:49,150 Jen to mus�me cvi�it. 930 01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:53,320 Mysl�m, �e nem��u. M�m pocit, �e jsem na n�co p�i�el. 931 01:11:53,404 --> 01:11:54,738 Na co? 932 01:11:54,822 --> 01:11:56,073 �ekni mi to. 933 01:11:57,158 --> 01:11:59,076 M�m pocit, �e Stuart... 934 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,203 Co? 935 01:12:01,287 --> 01:12:04,999 Mysl�m, �e m� rad�i kluky ne� holky. Jen si to boj� p�iznat. 936 01:12:08,043 --> 01:12:10,254 P�em��lej nad t�m. Cel� to d�v� smysl. 937 01:12:10,337 --> 01:12:14,383 Je posedlej mu�sk�m p�irozen�m. A jedin� o �em mluv� jsou pt�ci a �uk�n�. 938 01:12:14,466 --> 01:12:17,553 Je to jasnej misogyn. �eny jsou p�ed n�j jen p�edm�t. 939 01:12:17,636 --> 01:12:20,347 Je to tot�ln� narcisista. Je �pln� posedlej vlastn�m t�lem. 940 01:12:20,431 --> 01:12:22,975 Chyb� mu otec a matka je dominantn�. A aby toho nebylo m�lo, 941 01:12:23,058 --> 01:12:25,478 zn� v�echny texty Oklahomy a Muzikanta. 942 01:12:25,561 --> 01:12:28,522 Je to klasickej p��pad tajn�stk��e. J� v�m, zn� to ��len�, �e jo? 943 01:12:28,606 --> 01:12:32,401 Nevid�me to, co nechceme vid�t. Mysl�m, �e on to ani nev�. 944 01:12:32,485 --> 01:12:35,404 - Ale j� mu to pom��u naj�t. - Eddy, mysl�m, �e to nen� dobr� n�pad. 945 01:12:40,284 --> 01:12:42,495 Kolik t� to pit� st�lo? 946 01:12:42,578 --> 01:12:43,871 O pen�ze nejde, 947 01:12:43,913 --> 01:12:47,458 kdy� jde o to se po��dn� zlejt. 948 01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:03,724 - P�t. P��t. - Co je? 949 01:13:03,808 --> 01:13:05,893 - Po�kej. - Sly�� n�co? 950 01:13:06,936 --> 01:13:08,270 Co je? 951 01:13:08,354 --> 01:13:10,856 Jak jsme se na ten strop dostali? 952 01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:13,859 Jak jsme se dostali na strop? 953 01:13:13,943 --> 01:13:16,403 Zaplatils r�no ��et za gravitaci? 954 01:13:20,741 --> 01:13:22,785 Zapomn�l jsem! 955 01:13:25,371 --> 01:13:26,997 Promi�. 956 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,918 Nevad�. 957 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:35,798 Nic se nestalo. Odpou�t�m ti. V�ak my se na zem dostanem. 958 01:13:39,969 --> 01:13:42,888 - Co? - Jdeme zp�tky na zem. 959 01:13:42,972 --> 01:13:45,641 - P�ipoutej se. - D�vej pozor, zem�! 960 01:13:45,724 --> 01:13:47,434 Zp�tky na zem. 961 01:13:47,476 --> 01:13:49,603 Vid� n�co? 962 01:13:51,939 --> 01:13:53,649 J� ti to ��kala. 963 01:13:53,732 --> 01:13:57,236 - Ale ne, Eddy. Jen v�echno zkaz�. - Pod�vej. 964 01:13:58,654 --> 01:13:59,989 Ten pro tebe nen�! 965 01:14:01,949 --> 01:14:05,411 Co to d�laj�? �, m�j Bo�e! 966 01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:09,415 Je to jak vz�v�n� ��bla. 967 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:12,877 Takhle ne. 968 01:14:18,174 --> 01:14:20,134 Nen� mi moc dob�e. 969 01:14:25,222 --> 01:14:26,807 Bo�e! 970 01:14:26,849 --> 01:14:28,809 Je mi p�kn� zle. 971 01:14:33,647 --> 01:14:35,566 Zhluboka d�chej. 972 01:14:51,707 --> 01:14:54,168 To je p��jemn�. 973 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:56,170 - Jsi v po��dku? - Jo. 974 01:15:05,638 --> 01:15:07,223 Eddy... 975 01:15:14,355 --> 01:15:15,940 Zkaz� to. 976 01:15:17,650 --> 01:15:19,819 Co zkaz�m? 977 01:15:19,902 --> 01:15:21,487 Intimitu. 978 01:15:25,032 --> 01:15:26,450 Intimitu? 979 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,378 Eddy, k ��dn�m intimnostem tu nedojde. 980 01:15:39,046 --> 01:15:42,049 Dobr�. I pr�zdnej sex ujde. 981 01:15:45,052 --> 01:15:48,556 Eddy, jsi v po��dku? Jsi p�kn� opilej. 982 01:15:48,639 --> 01:15:50,224 A ty taky. 983 01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:55,271 Na kluky nejsem, jasn�? 984 01:15:55,354 --> 01:15:57,565 Ale jse�. 985 01:15:57,606 --> 01:16:00,317 Ne, nejsem. 986 01:16:03,946 --> 01:16:06,240 Stuarte, jse� typickej utajenej p��pad. 987 01:16:07,241 --> 01:16:09,076 Eddy, poslouchej. 988 01:16:09,118 --> 01:16:13,038 M� v�echny prokazateln� znaky. Chyb� ti Oklahoma... 989 01:16:13,122 --> 01:16:15,082 ...a muzikantsk� matka. 990 01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:17,501 J� m�m r�d holky. 991 01:16:19,211 --> 01:16:21,130 M�m je hodn� r�d. 992 01:16:23,674 --> 01:16:25,009 A �uk�m je. 993 01:16:27,303 --> 01:16:30,764 Ne, to ned�l�. Mluv� o tom, �e to d�l�, ale ned�l� to. 994 01:16:30,806 --> 01:16:32,933 Tomuhle se ��k� pop�r�n�. 995 01:16:32,975 --> 01:16:36,187 J� jsem na pop�r�n� expert. To pozn�m na hony daleko. 996 01:16:37,563 --> 01:16:39,857 Tak jak to, �e pr�v� te� jednu �uk�m? 997 01:16:42,193 --> 01:16:46,071 J� v�m, �e si to te� rozd�v� s d�vkou sv�ch p�edstav. Nem�m pravdu? 998 01:16:46,155 --> 01:16:48,657 M� fiktivn� holku. 999 01:16:51,827 --> 01:16:54,705 Fiktivn� holku... 1000 01:16:54,788 --> 01:16:57,791 Jsme tady jen my dva. 1001 01:17:00,336 --> 01:17:03,255 To ne, ta nen� vymy�len�. 1002 01:17:04,965 --> 01:17:08,177 Je to n�kdo, koho zn� dost dob�e. 1003 01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:12,807 A poka�d�, kdy� se zdejchne� na tu pod�lanou hodinu francouzsk�ho filmu, 1004 01:17:12,848 --> 01:17:14,850 tak si to rozd�v�me. 1005 01:17:14,934 --> 01:17:17,686 Jmenuje se Alex. 1006 01:17:37,748 --> 01:17:39,208 Vid�m... 1007 01:17:42,711 --> 01:17:45,589 "Vid�m, �ekl slep�". 1008 01:17:58,644 --> 01:18:00,187 Sakra. 1009 01:18:09,405 --> 01:18:10,781 D�vej pozor! 1010 01:18:12,032 --> 01:18:14,535 - �, Bo�e. Jsi v po��dku? - Sakra, on krv�c�. 1011 01:18:14,577 --> 01:18:16,162 M�j Bo�e. 1012 01:18:37,892 --> 01:18:41,395 No a pak jsem �ekl, �e j� na kluky nejsem. A on tomu nev��il. 1013 01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:44,482 ��kal, �e to pop�r�m. A j� na to, �e "holky m�m r�d". 1014 01:18:44,565 --> 01:18:46,901 Ale on mi prost� nev��il a v ten moment se to provalilo. 1015 01:18:46,942 --> 01:18:48,569 Co? 1016 01:18:49,487 --> 01:18:50,738 No, to �e ty a j�... 1017 01:18:50,821 --> 01:18:52,573 - V�dy� v�. - Co? 1018 01:18:52,615 --> 01:18:54,450 �e spolu sp�me, sta��? 1019 01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:55,951 Ty idiote! 1020 01:18:55,993 --> 01:18:57,620 - Sakra! - Byl jsem opilej 1021 01:18:57,703 --> 01:18:59,413 a dot�kal se m�. Ujelo mi to. 1022 01:18:59,497 --> 01:19:03,083 - To je v�echno, co s t�m m��u ud�lat. - Ani to neza�ije�? 1023 01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:05,127 �it� je v p��t�m semestru. 1024 01:19:33,197 --> 01:19:36,283 R�no jsem �el jako obvykle na hodinu filmu. 1025 01:19:36,325 --> 01:19:38,661 A jako naschv�l tam prom�tali star� francouzsk� film 1026 01:19:38,744 --> 01:19:41,539 o dvou mu��ch a �en� v milostn�m troj�heln�ku. 1027 01:19:41,622 --> 01:19:44,959 Oba mu�i milovali stejnou �enu a ta z toho pomalu, ale jist� ��lela. 1028 01:19:46,168 --> 01:19:47,878 Nakonec zabila sebe a jednoho z mu��, 1029 01:19:47,962 --> 01:19:50,130 kdy� sjela sv�m autem z mostu. 1030 01:19:51,841 --> 01:19:53,926 Pochopil jsem, jak� z toho plyne ponau�en�. 1031 01:19:54,009 --> 01:19:56,720 Dva jsou akor�t, t�i u� je p��li�. 1032 01:19:57,805 --> 01:19:59,807 V�d�l jsem, co mus�m ud�lat. 1033 01:20:10,985 --> 01:20:12,903 Rozesm�j m�. 1034 01:20:15,197 --> 01:20:17,324 On se st�huje. 1035 01:20:17,408 --> 01:20:19,869 Nechci, aby ses odst�hoval. 1036 01:20:19,952 --> 01:20:22,997 - Pro� ne? - Proto�e tu s n�m nechci b�t sama. 1037 01:20:29,378 --> 01:20:31,338 Tak se odst�huju j�. 1038 01:20:33,007 --> 01:20:34,884 Dobr�. 1039 01:20:34,967 --> 01:20:36,760 Nasrat. 1040 01:20:36,844 --> 01:20:38,179 To bys r�d. 1041 01:20:42,057 --> 01:20:43,684 Nasrat v�m ob�ma. 1042 01:20:46,187 --> 01:20:47,605 To bys r�da. 1043 01:20:53,402 --> 01:20:54,862 �e jo? 1044 01:23:36,232 --> 01:23:37,858 Jsem t�hotn�. 1045 01:23:43,864 --> 01:23:45,282 Mysl�m. 1046 01:23:46,575 --> 01:23:50,704 "B�hem dvou minut m��e b�l� �t�tek na plastikov� ty�ce zm�nit barvu. 1047 01:23:50,788 --> 01:23:55,042 Jestli z�stane b�l� �t�tek b�l�, je test negativn�. 1048 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:58,587 Jestli se �t�tek zbarv� do sv�tle modra, je test pozitivn�." 1049 01:23:58,671 --> 01:24:02,174 Jestli se �t�tek zbarv� do r��ova, tak v�s oplodnil homosexu�l. 1050 01:24:08,597 --> 01:24:10,224 Nic se ned�je. 1051 01:24:12,768 --> 01:24:15,771 - Co budem d�lat, kdy� bude pozitivn�? - Nechci se o tom bavit. 1052 01:24:15,855 --> 01:24:17,565 J� jen... 1053 01:24:23,529 --> 01:24:25,114 Mysl�m, �e je mi zle. 1054 01:24:34,373 --> 01:24:38,419 K� bych to u� m�la za sebou, v�echno potom bude v pohod�. 1055 01:24:38,460 --> 01:24:41,463 Chci za��t novou ��st sv�ho �ivota. 1056 01:24:43,924 --> 01:24:45,384 Tahle za moc nestoj�. 1057 01:24:45,468 --> 01:24:47,052 Tahle za moc nestoj�? 1058 01:24:49,305 --> 01:24:50,764 A jak se m�m asi cejtit j�? 1059 01:24:51,599 --> 01:24:54,435 Ach, Eddy, jsem nerv�zn�, jasn�? 1060 01:24:55,561 --> 01:24:57,646 �ekl bych, �e v tom to nen�. 1061 01:24:57,730 --> 01:25:01,275 M�m pocit, �e vy dva odtud chcete vypadnout a zapomenout, co se kdy stalo! 1062 01:25:01,317 --> 01:25:03,402 Pro� se v posledn� dob� nest�k�me? 1063 01:25:03,486 --> 01:25:07,114 Pro� jsme spolu u� n�kolik tejdn� nemluvili, co? 1064 01:25:07,156 --> 01:25:10,618 No, vy dva si mo�n� v klidu odkr��te, hledat n�co jin�ho, 1065 01:25:10,659 --> 01:25:12,620 ale j� to tak snadn� nem�m, Alex. 1066 01:25:13,996 --> 01:25:17,541 Eddy, nikdo to nem� snadn�. 1067 01:25:19,126 --> 01:25:20,044 Nikdo. 1068 01:25:20,127 --> 01:25:21,921 Ch�pe� to? 1069 01:25:45,861 --> 01:25:47,446 Ach, Bo�e. 1070 01:25:50,491 --> 01:25:52,660 Podlo� mu hlavu. Stuarte, no tak. 1071 01:25:52,701 --> 01:25:54,870 Je��i. 1072 01:25:54,954 --> 01:25:56,997 Jak se to mohlo st�t? 1073 01:25:57,081 --> 01:25:59,166 J�... 1074 01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:02,753 mluvil s Je��em. 1075 01:26:02,837 --> 01:26:04,505 ��kal s Je��em nebo Elvisem? 1076 01:26:04,588 --> 01:26:05,965 S Je��em. 1077 01:26:06,048 --> 01:26:08,384 ��kal, �e si m�m u��znout penis... 1078 01:26:08,467 --> 01:26:10,511 �, Bo�e. 1079 01:26:10,553 --> 01:26:13,973 ...proto�e je p��inou v�ech m�ch probl�m�. 1080 01:26:14,056 --> 01:26:18,477 Stuarte, nemus� si pin�ourka hned u��znout. 1081 01:26:20,521 --> 01:26:22,898 Jen si od n�j nenech zkazit �ivot. 1082 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:43,752 D�t� nebude. Nekon� se. 1083 01:26:55,473 --> 01:26:58,309 Za t�i t�dny m�l skon�it semestr i ro�n�k. 1084 01:26:58,392 --> 01:27:00,519 Tehdy se Alex p�est�hovala do bytu. 1085 01:27:06,442 --> 01:27:08,402 Zavol�m v�m. 1086 01:27:19,997 --> 01:27:23,417 Stuart jel na l�to dom� a na podzim se p�est�hoval na jinou kolej. 1087 01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:28,255 V�iml jsem si, �e se od t� epizody v koupeln� n�jak zm�nil. 1088 01:27:49,068 --> 01:27:52,112 Sna�ili jsme se b�t v kontaktu, ale v�te, jak to je. 1089 01:27:53,364 --> 01:27:55,407 Dal�� semestr jsem m�l jednol��k. 1090 01:27:55,491 --> 01:27:57,618 Pokoj jen pro sebe. 1091 01:27:57,701 --> 01:28:00,746 Samota mi odhalila to nejhor��. 1092 01:28:00,830 --> 01:28:03,624 M�l jsem �as p�em��let o podstat� v�c�. 1093 01:28:04,834 --> 01:28:09,630 Ne�lo mi na rozum, �e lid� mohou b�t jeden den nezbytnou sou��st� �ivota druh�ch 1094 01:28:09,672 --> 01:28:11,799 a druh� den prost� neb�t. 1095 01:28:22,977 --> 01:28:25,229 Nem� to snad p�etrvat? 1096 01:28:27,398 --> 01:28:29,650 P�i promoci jsme se se�li. 1097 01:28:31,694 --> 01:28:34,905 Asi rok pot� jsme si za�li na ob�d. 1098 01:28:34,989 --> 01:28:38,492 R�d jsem je vid�l, ale u� to nebylo jak d��v. 1099 01:28:40,619 --> 01:28:43,289 Stuart nakonec skon�il v monogamn�m vztahu s jednou d�vkou. 1100 01:28:43,330 --> 01:28:45,332 �ekli byste to do n�j? 1101 01:28:45,374 --> 01:28:47,835 Dokonce se i vzali. 1102 01:28:49,879 --> 01:28:52,715 A Alex si na rozd�l od n�j u��vala po dlouhou dobu pocitu volnosti, 1103 01:28:52,798 --> 01:28:56,802 ale p�iznala, �e ji ob�as chyb� odm�t�n� v partnersk�ch vztaz�ch. 1104 01:28:56,886 --> 01:29:00,055 Kdykoliv s n� mluv�m, tak se nikdy neopomene zm�nit o m�m p��teli jako 1105 01:29:00,139 --> 01:29:02,057 o "t� druh� �en�". 1106 01:29:04,018 --> 01:29:06,854 M� vysoko�kolsk� studia nebyla to, co jsem o�ek�val. 1107 01:29:06,896 --> 01:29:11,442 V�bec se to nepodobalo obr�zk�m na let�ku. 1108 01:29:11,525 --> 01:29:13,986 Ale i tak jsem ��astn�. 1109 01:29:14,069 --> 01:29:16,155 Mysl�m, �e to jsme v�ichni. 1110 01:29:16,906 --> 01:29:18,866 Odnesli jsme si z toho, co jsme pot�ebovali. 1111 01:29:20,242 --> 01:29:24,163 Je to jako kdy� jedete na dovolenou, v�echno si napl�nujete, 1112 01:29:26,457 --> 01:29:30,377 ale jednoho dne sjedete z cesty nebo si zajedete 1113 01:29:30,419 --> 01:29:34,507 a skon��te na n�jak�m bl�zniv�m m�st�, co ani nen� na map�. 1114 01:29:34,590 --> 01:29:36,884 A ud�l�te n�co, na co byste nikdy ani nepomysleli. 1115 01:29:38,594 --> 01:29:41,639 Mo�n�, �e se v tu chv�li c�t�te trochu ztraceni, 1116 01:29:43,140 --> 01:29:46,185 ale pozd�ji zjist�te, �e to bylo na cel�m v�let� to nejlep��. 87321