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"Two Parter: Part One"
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Titans, can you feel it?
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No, and I don't think I want to.
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Well, I can! Something
in the air is telling me
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- today is special!
- Special how, yo?
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Special!
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As in something is going to happen
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that will take twice as long as
it usually does for us to resolve.
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The increased amount of
time sounds the amazing!
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Yes! Because every so often,
an event occurs that is...
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Special!
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A special event, if you will,
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that propels us into an epic adventure.
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I'm kind of busy.
When does this go down?
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Just wait for it.
Keep waiting.
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It'll be special.
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Hark!
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Did you hear that?
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The air conditioning broke down.
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Special!
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But, Robin, did we
not already experience
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the breaking of the
conditioner of the air long ago?
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- And that was not special at all.
- We had trouble using
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that situation to fill
the normal amount of time.
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I am telling you.
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This is especial!
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From this broken air conditioner,
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we will set forth on our most
exciting adventure to date.
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A double-length adventure,
perhaps divided into two distinct parts!
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I'm feeling pretty hot, yo.
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Feeling hot! Excellent!
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Okay!
Let's see where that takes us.
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This does not feel like
the special event yet.
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Uh, are you sure?
Pools can be pretty special.
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You want something special?
Cannonball!
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- Great job.
- You ruined the pool, Cyborg!
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Wait.
This could be special!
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- Hopefully.
- Bros, I'm still crazy hot.
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I gots to cool off, and I
knows a special place to do it.
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The Hall of Justice!
I like where things are going!
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♪ Special! ♪
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- Please stop saying "special."
- Just trying to get everyone hyped!
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All right, I'm swimming.
Who's with me?
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We are!
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Marco!
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- This is special!
- Polo!
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You know, you guys are
disrespecting the fountain
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- with all your horseplay.
- Lighten up, bro. Come on in.
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No way! What if the
Justice League catches us?
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- Who cares?
- They'd never let me join if
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they caught me swimming
in their fountain.
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I did not know you wished to
join the League of Justice.
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It's always been a dream of mine to be
a part of a first-rate superhero team.
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- Maybe they'll take me someday.
- Ah, yes, first-rate.
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I'd give anything to be a
member of the Justice League.
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Wow. So touching, Cyborg.
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But, you do know if they took anyone,
it would obviously be me, right?
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So, stop worrying and get
in here. It feels great!
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Ooh. I just found a warm spot.
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- Ew.
- This warm water is really relaxing my muscles.
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- Mmm.
- That's the warm embrace of justice, bro.
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I would like the embracing
of the warm justice.
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Uh, no! You really don't.
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In fact, we should all get out now.
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Good idea.
Since today is so
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special!
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I think Cyborg should live his dream.
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Come on, buddy. I'll introduce
you to the Justice League.
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- I'm nervous, let's just go home.
- Nonsense.
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You should meet them.
They'll love you.
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You really think so?
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Psych!
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- Ding dong ditch!
- No, don't leave me!
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Ding dong ditch.
Ding dong ditch.
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Ding dong ditch.
Ding dong ditch!
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Uh, uh...
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Hello?
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Hello, Wonder Woman.
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You have a lovely home.
Is that jasmine I smell?
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Greetings, Superman.
What a cape you have there.
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It is red.
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Man, this is lame.
No one is even home.
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If the Hall of Justice is empty,
how about a little tour?
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- Yes!
- No!
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- Locked.
- Dude, we can't just let ourselves in.
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Oh, no?
Then why did they leave a key?
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Wow!
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- Look at this!
- Yeah!
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Now, this truly is
a special, special, special event!
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You say that, but nothing's
really happened yet.
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But, we are filling
lots of time, which is...
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Special!
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This is special.
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We are in the home of the greatest
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superhero team of all time.
I feel inspired.
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- I, too, feel the inspiration.
- Eh, not me.
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So, what do you want to see first?
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Of all the cool things in
here, you wanna see the fridge?
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I thought the contents
would be more heroic.
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Huh. Wonder Woman
really likes that yogurt
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that makes you poop.
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- Dibs on the sandwich.
- No, no, no, no, no!
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That belongs to Batman!
His name is on it!
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Come on, bro.
You really think Batman
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- cares about a sandwich?
- Of course he does.
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He's Batman!
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Mmm.
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Batman put an alarm on his sandwich?
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Of course he did, he's Batman!
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Area restricted to Justice
League members only.
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Intruders will be detained.
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Run!
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Ahhh!
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Okay. That robot won't stop for
anyone but the Justice League.
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So, suit up!
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Uh, we are not gonna fool the robot by
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putting on these costumes.
What a dumb idea.
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Dibs on Batman!
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Slow down, there, Raven.
I'm Batman.
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Yo, I can be a bat.
Let me be Batman!
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- I wish to be the Batman!
- I already called dibs. I'm Batman!
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So sweaty.
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Ugh!
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Smells like vinegar.
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And the sweaty cheese.
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Of course he sweats.
He's Batman!
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Or should I say,
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"I'm Batman"?
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- Beasty, you be Martian Manhunter.
- Who?
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You know, the cool green dude from
Mars who hunts men all the time.
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Sweet.
I wanna hunts me some mens.
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Raven, you be Wonder Woman.
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Great. So, all I get is a swim
suit, some bracelets and a rope?
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That rope is the Golden Lasso.
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Those bound by it are
forced to tell the truth.
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Really? Hey, Batman.
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Remember that wet spot on
your pants you said was water?
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It was pee.
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I said it was water,
but it was totally pee.
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You try fighting crime after drinking
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- too much cranberry juice!
- Cool.
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- Ooh, who shall I be?
- How about The Flash?
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I am the Flash! Flash, flash,
flash, flashety, flash, flash!
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Nice moves, Flash.
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Green Lantern approves.
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Booyah!
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- Sweet ring, bro.
- Thank you.
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This ring is the most powerful
weapon in the universe.
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It can manifest anything
with your willpower alone.
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Witness its power!
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Are those the Golden Girls?
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You know it. What up, Bea?
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That ring can manifest
any weapon imaginable,
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and you choose the Golden Girls?
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These sassy old broads are
the toughest ladies around.
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When the chips are down, you want
the Golden Girls in your corner.
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Wow. You'd make such a great
member of the Justice League.
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It's okay, Bea. Not even your sardonic
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one-liners can make
him a pal and confidant.
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Okay. Be cool.
Play your parts or this won't work.
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Area restricted to Justice
League members only.
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Intruders will be detained.
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Intruders! What?
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We're the Justice League, baby.
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Scan complete.
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Welcome back, Wonder Woman.
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Uh, yep. That's me.
How'd you know?
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Them legs.
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Well, then, we are
clearly the Justice League,
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so you can stand down.
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Identity unconfirmed.
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State your name.
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Green Lantern, obviously.
Check out the ring.
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Which Green Lantern?
There are several.
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Why would there be more than one?
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I'm, uh, you know, uh, Steve.
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There is no Green Lantern Steve.
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Intruders will be detained.
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Raven, help!
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Raven?
Never heard of her.
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I think I'll try one of
the those poo yogurts.
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Well, Cyborg, you did your
best trying to lead us.
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But, we're still going to die...
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Which is why they'd choose me over you
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to be in the Justice League!
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Good-bye, dear friends.
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"Friends." That's it!
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Thank you, Starfire.
Thank you for being a friend.
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Bea Arthur in your face!
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- How'd it go?
- Awesome, that's how.
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- I told you today was a special event.
- Indeed.
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But it took the same amount
of time as our other adventures.
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The Justice League has
been captured by Darkseid.
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Uh-oh.
Looks like this little adventure
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has another part coming at you.
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You know what that means.
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Special!
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