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"Black Friday"
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Today I am reminded
I have much to be thankful for.
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But most of all for my friends.
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- Happy Thanksgiving, Titans.
- Hear, hear.
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Friends, should we not take our time
and enjoy the giving thanks feasts.
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Ah. No time.
We have to get ready for...
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Black Friday!
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Lines are already forming.
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Oh, the Black Friday.
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C'mon, Star.
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Shove that can-shaped
cranberry log down your gullet.
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We gotta get out there before
all the good stuff's gone.
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Yeah, cranberry.
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I cannot participate in
the Black Friday this year.
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But Black Friday is the most
important holiday of the year.
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I do not care for it.
The waiting in line,
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the elbows, the buying
of the unnecessary items.
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Black Friday is the one
holiday everyone can agree on.
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- Because everyone loves a bargain.
- Standing in long lines,
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so you can buy things for 70% off
is the ultimate act of love.
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Starfire, are you forgetting
that it is written.
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"Half off, 70-inch flat-screens.
A picture you'll love,
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at a price she'll love."
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That is just the advertisement
for an inexpensive television.
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So beautiful.
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I am sorry. But I must
Uncle Scrooge McDuck
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you all and say the "Bah! Junebug!"
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Yeah, cranberry.
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I shall retire to the land of dreams
to escape the nasty Black Friday.
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Who is making such a light?
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It is I, the ghost of Black Friday past.
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That is a lovely dress.
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No, these are ghost robes.
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You look like the belle of the ball.
Oh-ho! Beautiful!
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These are old-timey
pajamas, not a gown!
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Now, I have something to show you.
Come with me.
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- I feel so under the dressed.
- It's just a robe!
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It is the me!
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It was the you.
That is your past self.
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I recall this day.
The Black Friday of last year.
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Yes.
You wanted to buy a surround
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sound system for a low-low price.
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I wished for my friend Titans to enjoy
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- the sound waves from all angles.
- But, look.
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Ah.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon...
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- Oh, so polite and courteous.
- Ah.
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If you had thrown an elbow,
you could have purchased that item.
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- The item was unimportant.
- Was it? Come and see.
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Ooh, are we going to
your princess' castle?
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There is no castle!
And I am not a princess!
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Because this is not a dress!
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You came home and went to bed.
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But your friends stayed up
to enjoy their new flat screen TV.
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Okay, Beastie, light her up!
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Why are they so unhappy?
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Because of the poor sound quality!
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- Man, this sounds terrible.
- It's making me hate TV.
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- Oh, no.
- They are not immersed in a world of...
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Directional sounds.
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Stop this.
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You could have saved them
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from this lackluster viewing experience.
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Show me no more.
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Oh. It was only the
mares of the night time.
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But did my actions truly
cause my friends such sadness?
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I should join them.
Even though I will not
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participate in the
barbaric bargain hunting.
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- Hello, friends!
- Starfire.
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Have you come to celebrate
Black Friday with us?
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No. But I thought we
should spend the time
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- together, regardless.
- Aw, that's sweet, Star.
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- Back of the line!
- What?
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Well, he was just saying,
"Back of the line!"
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The front of the line
is for people who know
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the true meaning of Black Friday.
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You need to think about the
reason for the season, Star.
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Can we not just share
in the camaraderie?
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- No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.
- But...
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I said, "No, buts."
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Back of the line!
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Where is everyone?
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Hello!
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What up, y'all? We are...
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_
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Come in and know us
better, young mortal.
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Can I offer you a burger?
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- Or would you like a delicious burrito?
- So many.
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- It was buy one...
- Gets infinity free!
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But how can this be?
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If Black Friday lives in your
heart, any deal is possible.
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That's what's up! But we're
here for another reason.
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To show you, what you're
missing tonight. Behold!
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- They appear to be the miserable.
- Look closer, young mortal.
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- Here you go, mama.
- Thanks.
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- It's so cold tonight.
- I got you.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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They are not screaming at one another.
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And Robin has not struck
anyone with his stick!
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That's the spirit of
Black Friday, young mortal.
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Don't you wanna share all
this with your friends?
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It would be nice to spend
the time of bonding with them.
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But, the Black Friday is not the way.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you sure?
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- Are you sure, you sure?
- Stop it.
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- You sure, really sure, sure?
- Please.
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You sure, sure, sure?
Really, really sure?
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Stop it!
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Stop! Stop it.
Stop it.
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Only the dream.
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Friends! Friends!
Where are you?
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Fellow consumers, you do not need
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to behave like the savages.
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There are plenty of television sets.
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What good is it to gain
an inexpensive computer
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only to lose your souls?
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Another ghost.
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Yup. I'm the ghost
of Black Friday future
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and blah, blah, blah.
Come on.
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Are you here to extoll the
virtues of the Black Friday?
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Nah, I'm just gonna show
you all the horrible things
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that will happen if you
don't change your ways.
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My friends.
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Are they doing the criminal
investigation in this filthy alley?
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Without you they paid
too much for their electronics.
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Now, they live here
with the rats in filth.
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No. Where is friend Cyborg?
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Trampled to death, trying
to buy a laptop, 90% off.
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Super amazing deal.
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No!
Oh, no, no, no.
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I will change my ways.
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I will honor the Black
Friday in my heart.
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Oh, please, spirit, please.
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What?
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You there. The boy.
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- What day is it?
- Why, Black Friday, miss.
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Then it is not too late
to make the changes.
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Out of my way!
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Looks like this is it.
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So much for my reward points.
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We were so close.
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Those low-low prices.
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Starfire.
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We have the bargain sale hunt!
Move, move, move!
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I shall have the equipment
of sound for mine own!
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I can't believe the savings on
these consumer electronics, yo!
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We couldn't have cleaned up
like this without you, Star.
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I am just happy to spend
the time with the friends.
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And the new surrounding sounding system.
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Behold. It is I, Buster,
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the spirit of Black Friday!
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I wanna thank you, Titans,
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because of your belief in Black Friday!
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...the people of Earth are
saving like never before!
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And you Starfire, you radiate
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the true spirit of Black Friday!
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...like no other.
Because of you,
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all of the Titans should be
saved from paying full price.
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Whaaat!
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Not 70% off.
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Not 80% off.
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But 99% off!
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Shop till you drop, young Titans.
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May the spirit of Black
Friday be with you.
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Always!
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And also with you.
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