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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,234 [GOD ONLY KNOWSPLAYING] 2 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:28,463 ♪ I may not always love you 3 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:32,858 ♪ But long as there are stars above you 4 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:36,601 ♪ You never need to doubt it 5 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:41,171 ♪ I'll make you so sure about it 6 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:45,654 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 7 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:53,618 ♪ If you should ever leave me 8 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:57,883 ♪ Well, life would still go on, believe me 9 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:01,757 ♪ The world could show nothing to me 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:06,675 ♪ So what good would living do me 11 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:11,288 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 12 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:14,900 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you. ♪ Come on, you guys 13 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:19,818 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ What I'd be without you 14 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:23,300 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ He knows 15 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:27,913 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ Without you 16 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:31,482 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 17 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:39,273 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 18 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:51,459 MARY: I've been born again my whole life. 19 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,462 Accepting Jesus into your heart 20 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:57,726 and getting saved is a big decision, 21 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,728 especially for a three-year-old. 22 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,734 My faith taught me that everything is a part of God's plan. 23 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,954 Mom said that He even had a reason 24 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:11,696 for taking my father to Heaven. 25 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,569 She explained that Daddy was with the angels. 26 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,833 I wanted to be with the angels, too. 27 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,704 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 28 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,532 [SCREAMS] 29 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,578 But God had other plans. 30 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:28,060 Jesus became the center of my life. 31 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,324 He's not supposed to be white. 32 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,239 I was watching this thing on television... 33 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:36,808 Of course He's white. Gosh, sometimes I think my brother's retarded, too! 34 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,071 No, your brother's not retarded. 35 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,554 MARY: I was a member in good standing of the Christian Jewels. 36 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:46,383 It's sort of like a girl gang for Jesus. 37 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:48,733 [ALL CLAMORING] 38 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:57,002 My mom was named the number one Christian interior decorator 39 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,527 for the entire region. 40 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:03,705 And in spite of living in what the Bible calls "the End Times," 41 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,011 my future was looking bright. 42 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:09,624 I had the perfect Christian boyfriend, 43 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:14,542 and I was about to be a senior at a really good Christian school. 44 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:41,873 Two weeks before summer vacation ended, everything changed. 45 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,354 [EXCLAIMS] 46 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:48,619 My boyfriend and I played this game of telling each other secrets underwater. 47 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,838 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 48 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,057 It's lame, I know, 49 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:55,060 but this wasn't exactly the MTV Beach House. 50 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,976 Okay, now my turn. 51 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,848 Okay. Ready? 52 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,650 What? 53 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,487 Mary! 54 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:31,619 [EXCLAIMS] 55 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,664 Maybe it was because I was drowning, 56 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,537 or the shock of Dean's confession, 57 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,888 but at that moment, I had a vision. 58 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:51,291 Dean needs you now. You must do all you can to help him. 59 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,430 No, it's just a little bump, Mom. I'm totally fine. 60 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,127 Okay. All right. 61 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,955 [SCREAMS IN SURPRISE] 62 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,393 MARY: Mom was away at the Christian Community Leaders' Convention 63 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:11,398 in Orlando with Pastor Skip, the principal of my school. 64 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,400 Honey...Mom? 65 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:18,361 You didn't tell me Pastor Skip was so nice. Everybody loves him. 66 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:21,538 We've been talking about setting up our own fellowship program 67 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,671 when I get back to Cherry Hill. 68 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,369 LILLIAN: I have to go. 69 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,806 MALE VOICE ON WEB SITE: Come and get it! Come and get it! 70 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,852 Okay? I love you. 71 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,593 I... I love you, too.Bye. 72 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,726 What's shaking, Skip? 73 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,381 [LAUGHS] 74 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,644 Good morning. 75 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,392 [SIGHS] 76 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,047 MARY: How could my boyfriend be gay? 77 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,441 He's, like, the best Christian I know. 78 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:57,661 He's an athlete who's constantly strengthening himself, 79 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,664 physically, creatively and spiritually for the Lord. 80 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,537 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] ♪ Hallelujah 81 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,365 Thank you, Jesus. 82 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:11,893 Why had he been stricken with such a spiritually toxic affliction? 83 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,766 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 84 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:19,770 I figured I needed to take the most direct approach to saving him. 85 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:23,078 [PEOPLE MOANING] I mean, it was Christ's will and all. 86 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:27,387 Jesus spoke to you? In person?He trusts me. 87 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,391 You're just gonna have to trust me, too. 88 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,568 [SIGHS] 89 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,831 Just kiss me, Okay? 90 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,355 Okay. Okay.Okay. 91 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,838 Dean and I worked diligently on his problem for the rest of the summer. 92 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,405 Anything yet? 93 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,711 Uh... 94 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,585 Now? 95 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:57,721 Are you sure this isn't a sin? 96 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:00,594 MARY: I was pretty sure what we were doing wasn't a sin, 97 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:04,598 but not sure enough to give Dean what he really needed. 98 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:08,166 I needed spiritual guidance or a sign or something, and quick. 99 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,212 [GUN FIRING] 100 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:17,611 Hilary Faye seemed to have a spiritual solution for every problem. 101 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,527 Christian girls have got to know how to protect themselves. 102 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:25,227 I mean, sure, Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, 103 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,838 especially if I lost it to some rapist, 104 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:30,972 [SIGNAL BUZZING]but who wants that? 105 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,713 I'm saving myself until marriage, 106 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,585 and I'll use force if necessary. 107 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,805 [GASPS] 108 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,765 What's all that about restoring your virginity? 109 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,985 I mean, physically, you're a virgin once. 110 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:48,555 Yeah, and it's not about reversing the violation of your blessed womb, 111 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:51,558 it's about Jesus granting you a virginal heart. 112 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,473 That way, you're pure again. 113 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,475 Do it. 114 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,740 MARY: My next move was clear. 115 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:03,221 HILARY FAYE: Nice! You're getting the hang of it. 116 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,837 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 117 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,319 [EXHALES] Mary... 118 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,062 Hi. 119 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,503 [SIGHS] 120 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,294 What are you doing? What's going on? 121 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,569 What's going on? 122 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,748 [MOANING] 123 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,976 [BOTH PANTING] 124 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,673 MARY: Sure, it was a radical step, 125 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:07,634 but why else had Jesus directed me to the gun range? 126 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,157 Thank you, Jesus. 127 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,296 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING FROM CAR STEREO] 128 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,303 [HONKING] 129 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:29,046 MARY: Having asked Jesus to restore my emotional and spiritual virginity 130 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,092 in exchange for curing Dean, 131 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:34,574 I started senior year with all of that behind me. 132 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,880 [SIGHS] 133 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:39,187 This new van is amazing. 134 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,015 Thanks. 135 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:46,150 Okay, it's official. 136 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:49,545 They're Christian Jewels. I bought one for everybody. 137 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,721 Pin it on. I want to see it. 138 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,594 Ow! 139 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,771 It's terrific, Hilary Faye. Thank you. 140 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,729 You're welcome. 141 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,168 Hi, Roland. How was your summer? 142 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,387 What? 143 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,041 Your summer, how was it? 144 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:10,914 Well, I went rollerblading, water-skiing, learned to kickbox. 145 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,786 You know, the usual. 146 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:16,833 Why do you make people feel awkward about your differently-abledness? 147 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,792 I'm sorry, Mary. I really don't know what's gotten into him. 148 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,185 WOMAN ON RADIO: Here's the latest from Godflight. 149 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,797 Oh, I love these guys. 150 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,104 They are totally Jesus-centric and gorgeous. 151 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,411 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 152 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,760 Bye, Mom. 153 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,196 MARY: Veronica was adopted by her parents 154 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,808 when they were missionaries in Vietnam. 155 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,811 Hilary Faye sees her as an example of God's will 156 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,683 triumphing over a savage, godless nation. 157 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,339 So, what do you think of the new ride? 158 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,168 Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye. 159 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,693 Yeah. I could've had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know. 160 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:54,479 Wow! Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. 161 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,872 In countries like China, 162 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,961 Hilary Faye probably would've been killed at birth. 163 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,877 Yeah. And then where would you be, Roland? 164 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:02,879 China. 165 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,668 Welcome. You're one of us now. 166 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,672 What?HILARY FAYE: Come on, put it on! 167 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,116 HILARY FAYE: I'll have no time to warm up now. 168 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,249 Where's Dean? He knows I have to sing at assembly this morning. 169 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,948 He's coming. 170 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,907 Can you go move him along a bit? 171 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,692 Yeah. No problem.Thank you. 172 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,704 Hey! Is Dean ready? 173 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:48,446 I... I found this under Dean's bed last night. 174 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:55,149 He's on his way to Mercy House this morning. 175 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,891 He could be gone a long time. 176 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,762 We thought you should know. 177 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:01,938 But... 178 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,549 I'm so sorry, Mary. 179 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,857 [HONKING]HILARY FAYE: Let's go! 180 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,256 Well, is he coming out or not? 181 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,738 Not. 182 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,131 MARY: Mercy House is a Christian treatment facility 183 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:25,005 where they deal with everything from drug abuse to alcoholism 184 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:29,096 to de-gayification and unwed mothers. 185 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,146 I need to tell you guys something. 186 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,800 [TIRES SCREECHING] 187 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,239 Ugh.Ew. 188 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,851 ROLAND: What? It was no secret. 189 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,070 He was a one-man gay pride parade. 190 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,072 [PERSONAL JESUSPLAYING] 191 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:54,817 ♪ Your own personal Jesus 192 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:59,735 We've never had a gay at American Eagle. 193 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,738 Well, look, we're not going to tell anyone, okay? 194 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,961 Hilary Faye?Yeah. 195 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,833 You promised me.Yeah, that's fine. 196 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:14,054 If you'd married him, the gayness would be passed on to your children. 197 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,185 [TIRES SCREECHING] 198 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,013 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 199 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:20,800 [ENGINE REVVING] 200 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:25,848 MARY: Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles. 201 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:29,069 She transferred in last year amid rumors that she was a stripper. 202 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:33,638 Everyone wanted to get her saved, especially Hilary Faye. 203 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,032 Hi, Cass. Welcome back. 204 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,122 [COUGHING] 205 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,343 Smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. 206 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,606 Mmm-hmm.Second hand smoke kills. 207 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,347 I'm counting on it. 208 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,044 [GIRLS GASPING] 209 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,655 Oh, my gosh, Hilary Faye! Are you okay? 210 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:54,050 I bet she doesn't even have a handicap permit for her car. 211 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,271 And I'm right. 212 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,363 Oh, my God. 213 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,589 Come on, we don't want to be late, okay? 214 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,377 Okay. 215 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,640 [EXHALES] 216 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,861 Let's get to class. 217 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,079 Hi.Hey. 218 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,213 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 219 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,045 Hey! 220 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,004 I like your jewel!Oh, that's awesome! 221 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,877 GIRL: Hi, Hilary Faye. 222 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,709 Guys, guess what? 223 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,277 I think Jesus appeared to me in my fish tank. And he... 224 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,931 Oh! 225 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,846 [GIRLS EXCLAIM]HILARY FAYE: It's okay. It didn't move... 226 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,196 But the tank's dirty and most of the fish are dead, 227 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,069 but my mom said if you guys want to come over... 228 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,287 Thanks. See you after class, okay? 229 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,159 Okay, I'll talk to you guys after class. 230 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,856 [BELL RINGING] 231 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,903 I hope you let God use you as a vessel 232 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,949 for His divine plan this summer. 233 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,909 I'm sure you have noticed the beautiful billboard 234 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,041 designed and painted by our own Hilary Faye, 235 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,956 and donated by her father. 236 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,177 Thank you. Mary helped. 237 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,050 And speaking of new additions, 238 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,487 please welcome Patrick Wheeler. 239 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,663 [CLASS CLAPS] 240 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,756 MARY: Most of the boys in school look like NASA employees. 241 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,890 Not Patrick. There had to be a catch. 242 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,197 TEACHER: Patrick is Pastor Skip's son. 243 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,940 He's been in South America doing missionary work with his mother. 244 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:45,161 And he toured the world with the Christian Skateboard Association. 245 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,162 Nice. 246 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:49,122 Hitting the board for the Lord? 247 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,732 CASSANDRA: Is nothing sacred to you people? 248 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,126 Before assembly, 249 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,912 let's catch up on what everyone did this summer. 250 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,003 Mary? Let's start with you. 251 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,223 ♪ Holy, holy, holy 252 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,660 ♪ Lord God Almighty 253 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,705 ♪ All works praise him 254 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,056 ♪ In earth and sky and sea 255 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,406 [BELL RINGING] ♪ Holy, holy, holy 256 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,495 ♪ Merciful and mighty 257 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,280 [COUGHING] ♪ God in three Persons, blessed Trinity 258 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,195 [DOOR OPENING] 259 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,067 PASTOR SKIP: All right, everyone. 260 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,418 Put your hands together for the Christian Jewels! 261 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,985 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 262 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,945 [PLAYING PIANO MUSIC] 263 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,513 ♪ Sweet words to myself 264 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,472 ♪ Will make the clouds disappear 265 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,257 ♪ If you were gone 266 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,000 ♪ What would I become? 267 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,306 ♪ You're so good to me 268 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:49,573 ♪ You're so good to me ♪ I mean that! Oh, clarity 269 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,317 ♪ Dear God 270 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,451 ♪ A little piece of Heaven 271 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:02,238 ♪ A little piece of Heaven in my world... ♪ 272 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,241 I figured they would have sent you to a special school by now. 273 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,374 This is a special school.Oops. 274 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,030 No. 275 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,340 I fell out of a tree when I was nine. 276 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,212 Hilary Faye found me. 277 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,736 She calls it the miracle that saved my life. 278 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:26,088 The miracle would've been not falling out of the tree in the first place. 279 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,918 Sorry. 280 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,400 Is that why you're behind a year? 281 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,578 Yeah. 282 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,060 We should get back inside. 283 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,017 Hmm. 284 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,414 Nice. 285 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,895 You want a push? 286 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,071 Thanks. 287 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,078 You stare at my ass again, I will push you off a cliff. 288 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,123 [VOCALIZING] 289 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,145 [WILD APPLAUSE] 290 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,626 Thank you, Jesus. Amen. 291 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,237 [WHOOMP! [THERE IT IS] PLAYING] 292 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,372 ♪ Whoomp! There it is 293 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,895 All right! 294 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,679 ♪ Whoomp! There it is 295 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,551 ♪ Whoomp! There it is 296 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,726 ♪ Whoomp! There it is ♪ 297 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,381 Welcome to the first assembly of the year. 298 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,123 Give it up to the Lord! Jesus is in the house! 299 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,561 [CHEERING] 300 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:52,131 All right! All right! All right! 301 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,612 Let's get our Christ on. Let's kick it Jesus style! 302 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,919 Y'all want to walk with the ultimate rebel? 303 00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:01,140 The ultimate CEO, the biggest celebrity of them all. 304 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,404 Who's down with G-O-D? 305 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,841 [ALL APPLAUDING]I'm down with the G-O-D, that's right! 306 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,147 All right! 307 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:13,195 Jesus rules! Jesus rules! 308 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:17,417 ALL: [CHANTING] Jesus rules! Jesus rules! Jesus rules! 309 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,723 All right! All right! 310 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,944 Yeah! 311 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,947 All right, let's pray. 312 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:32,171 PASTOR SKIP: Lord, we're going to have an awesome year here at American Eagles. 313 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,912 HILARY FAYE: I know I'm not supposed to ask for specifics, Lord, 314 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,914 like when I prayed for an expensive car 315 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,699 and got the handicapper van instead, 316 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,571 but I want this to be the best year ever. 317 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:45,706 And between you and me, I think you'll agree I totally deserve it. 318 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:49,405 VERONICA: Thank you for sparing me from eternal damnation. 319 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,408 I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy touch me in the rectory. 320 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,888 TIA: Daddy still hasn't stopped drinking, 321 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,498 but I know you're working on it. 322 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,761 I really want to be a Jewel. 323 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,895 CASSANDRA: I wonder if roller boy's paralyzed everywhere below the waist? 324 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,463 ROLAND: Oh, yeah, she digs me. 325 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,509 PATRICK: Please, Jesus, don't let Dad humiliate me. 326 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,469 Those Jesus freaks are onto something. 327 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,035 Especially in front of her. 328 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,950 MARY: About Dean and I? 329 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,431 I thought we had a deal. 330 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,434 Why is he at Mercy House? 331 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,525 You did restore me, right? 332 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:29,315 PASTOR SKIP: And keep our President safe. Amen. 333 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,055 ALL: Amen. 334 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:34,407 Now, who wants to come down here and give their heart to the Lord? 335 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,930 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 336 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:39,629 Who wants to start the year off right and get saved? 337 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,283 Lot of temptations over the summer. 338 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,634 I bet some of you folks backslid just a little. 339 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,420 Who wants to recommit themselves to the Lord? 340 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,204 There we go! All right. 341 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,296 All right. Praise Jesus. 342 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:57,473 Fantastic. Praise Jesus. Come on down. 343 00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,736 There you go. 344 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,651 Awesome! 345 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,524 PASTOR SKIP: Fantastic. All right. 346 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,356 Welcome home. Welcome home, Jesus. 347 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,228 Welcome to assembly. Jesus loves you. 348 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,317 [MURMURING] 349 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,755 Praise Jesus. Accept Him into your heart. 350 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,062 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 351 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,590 Hallelujah! 352 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,290 [EXCLAIMING] 353 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,031 PASTOR SKIP: Hallelujah! Bear witness. 354 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,730 She's speaking God's love language. 355 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,691 Oh, my God. The Jew girl's speaking in tongues. 356 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,303 She's gonna show her boobs. Thank you, Jesus. 357 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,131 PATRICK: She is! She's gonna show her boobs. 358 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,657 [CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 359 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,797 She's saying she's got a hot... 360 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:01,885 [FEEDBACK OVER MIC] 361 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,366 [ALL GASPING] 362 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:10,807 MARY: After that, Cassandra's status went from cautionary tale to legend. 363 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,507 There was no act too vulgar to get her expelled. 364 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,726 But the more she acted out, 365 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,382 [SCREAMING] the more Hilary Faye wanted to get her saved. 366 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,515 I'm totally glad that she wasn't expelled. 367 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,865 Her actions are such a cry for help. 368 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,564 She might not know this now, but she's, like, 369 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,872 that much closer to accepting Jesus into her heart, right? 370 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:36,572 Seriously, she could be some poor savage in some remote jungle 371 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:40,881 who will never know the Lord and who will never go to Heaven, ever. 372 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:44,101 HILARY FAYE: That's why God has missionaries like Patrick to spread His word. 373 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,320 [EXCLAIMS] 374 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,408 Oh, gosh. 375 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,368 Yeah, what's up, guys? 376 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,499 Hi. 377 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,762 You're Mary, right? Thanks, bro. 378 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,416 Yeah. 379 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,375 You played the keyboard during assembly. That was really cool. 380 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,551 Thanks.HILARY FAYE: Isn't she great? 381 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,075 She knows just how to complement my vocal stylings 382 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,424 without overpowering them. 383 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,773 Ah. 384 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:06,428 We were just talking about your missionary work. 385 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,908 So great. 386 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,693 So, like, what part of the world has the worst heathens, 387 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,783 'cause I'm so interested in that. 388 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:17,439 Honestly, I couldn't say. Mostly, I just stuck to skating. 389 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,181 No, no, no. But how many of them did you actually save? 390 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,836 Hey, you guys, I totally scored some free stuff for you. 391 00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,446 Thank you, Tia. 392 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,798 Piss off, asshole! And another thing, no more muffin for you. 393 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,713 The muffin shop is closed. 394 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:33,412 Oh, my gosh! 395 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,371 She's in worse shape than I ever could have imagined, you guys. Right? 396 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,112 We need to show her just how cool we Christians can be. 397 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,200 Yeah, totally. 398 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,028 Let's start laughing... 399 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,725 Now! 400 00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,815 [LAUGHING LOUDLY] 401 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:50,211 Hey, Cassandra. Come join us. We're just... 402 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,692 Roland! You want to go wait in the van again? 403 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,737 These are new pants. 404 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:58,741 Oh, you're handicapped, but get it together. 405 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:01,918 Hey, Roland. How about we get out of here, 406 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,660 and you can give me a little spin in that thing, hmm? 407 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,533 Release his parking brake, Hilary Faye. 408 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:11,450 You smell like Tia's dad. Have you been drinking? Come on. Careful! 409 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,715 Ooh! I'm having a vision of the Virgin Mary. 410 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,760 Jeez, Cassandra, are you all right? 411 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,893 What she needs to do is accept Jesus into her heart. 412 00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,504 What she needs is a ride home. 413 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,592 PATRICK: I'll take her. 414 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,465 I'll help you, then.Come on, Cassandra. 415 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,684 HILARY FAYE: No, no, no, no. 416 00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:31,252 Get off me! 417 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,515 HILARY FAYE: Helping Patrick haul Cassandra out of the mall 418 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,605 was like the most perfect God-centered moment. 419 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:39,478 You really learn a lot about a boy when you're servicing the Lord. 420 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,307 Hey, Hilary Faye, I can see your pad. I can see it! 421 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,484 Quit it! 422 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:50,793 TEACHER: Up through the knees, still bent at the waist, and roll to standing. Good! 423 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:56,712 And twist and hold. Come on, keep holding. 424 00:24:56,756 --> 00:25:00,499 I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does, too. 425 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,850 [VOMITING] 426 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,644 MARY: After a threatening letter 427 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,559 from the State Board of Education, 428 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,910 they finally broke down and created a sex ed class. 429 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,999 A little too late, I might add. 430 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,699 So, it's all about populating the planet. 431 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:30,746 And good Christians don't get jiggy with it until they're married. 432 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,791 Lights! 433 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,751 Yes, Mary? 434 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,843 Is it possible Jesus might need us 435 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:44,847 to do His will by not waiting? 436 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,719 [CLASS LAUGHING] 437 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,983 Wait, of course He wants us to wait. 438 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,551 I don't think I get what you mean, Mary. 439 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,728 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 440 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,686 I don't know. 441 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,689 MAN ON TV: Which variety of bass is not indigenous to North America? 442 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,561 B, Smallmouth.Peacock. 443 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,607 BRENDA: Largemouth? MAN: Sorry, that's incorrect. 444 00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,609 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 445 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:11,265 This religious figure was known for offering to God one of his sons. 446 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,093 Moses. 447 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,617 MAN: Brenda? BRENDA: [STUTTERING] I'm guessing Abraham. 448 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:19,621 MAN: That's correct. Congratulations. Well done. 449 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,841 I hate this show. 450 00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:26,672 WOMAN: Coming up onLifetime, Valerie Bertinelli stars inBitter Harvest, 451 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,153 a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer. 452 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,895 Oh, this looks good. 453 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:36,638 VALERIE: There was a feeling of twilight in the air, 454 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,336 all honeydew and lilac. 455 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,643 God wasn't just smiling down on me. 456 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:46,430 He was jumping up and cheering. 457 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:50,783 And then, well... I thought I was pregnant. 458 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,393 I'd been throwing up every morning 459 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:55,004 and I hadn't had my period in two months. 460 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,790 So, I took a home pregnancy test. 461 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,661 WOMAN 2: What happened? 462 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,667 I found out I wasn't pregnant. 463 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,800 [SIGHING] It was the cancer. 464 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:13,849 She found all that out from a home pregnancy test? 465 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:17,897 MARY: Valerie's struggles made me realize that my problems weren't so bad. 466 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:21,727 Dean was getting help, and I still had the Jewels. 467 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,642 I was going to be okay. 468 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,653 [SIGHS] 469 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:39,222 [GASPS] 470 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,789 Hey, Mary. 471 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,618 You work here, too? 472 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,099 I'm saving up for a car. Hey, when I get one, I can come pick you up. 473 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,103 You okay? 474 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:52,888 Yeah, it's just really hot in here. 475 00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:54,673 I'll see you later.Promise? 476 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,854 Please let it be cancer! Please let it be cancer! 477 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,769 Please let it be cancer! Please let it be cancer! 478 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,206 [TICKING] 479 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,253 [TIMER DINGS] 480 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,045 [SIGHS] 481 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,498 [EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION] 482 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,762 The test mentioned something about a possible false positive. 483 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,249 Do you have anything later on Monday? 484 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:56,473 3:00? No, I can make that. 485 00:28:56,517 --> 00:29:00,086 I have my leadership meeting tonight after work. 486 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,525 You're not wearing that, are you? 487 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,831 Why not? 488 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,877 You just can't, Mom. 489 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,966 You're right, it's too hot for a sweater. 490 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:11,967 [SIGHS] 491 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,798 I'll see you later.Bye, hon. 492 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,109 Hey, Mary, sorry to hear about Dean's faggotry. 493 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:24,763 What? 494 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,765 See you at P circle? 495 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,776 Can I talk to you? 496 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,126 Yeah. 497 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,781 What's going on? 498 00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,348 You promised me. 499 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,786 Oh, Mary. 500 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,267 It's hard, 501 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,618 but I think this is the only way we can help Dean. 502 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,492 Don't you think? 503 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:01,016 Come on, you're not born a gay. 504 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:03,105 You're born again. 505 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,847 I don't know what I think anymore. 506 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,241 I've got to go. 507 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,633 Wait, don't you need me to give you a ride home? 508 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,853 Not today. 509 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:15,335 Well, well, tonight at the prayer circle meeting, okay? 510 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,036 Prayer circle meeting at my house at 7:00. 511 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,822 I'm conducting it for Mary's gay boyfriend, Dean. 512 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,577 What? 513 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,971 You know where a guy can get some smokes? 514 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,712 [LIGHTER CLICKS] 515 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:02,034 What's the matter? Scared to be seen in public with a stripper? 516 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:04,601 No. Scared of being seen with a cripple? 517 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,690 I've been seen with worse. 518 00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:09,258 Hilary Faye's gonna freak out when I'm not there. 519 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:12,044 Who cares? 520 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,003 It's just that I don't get out much on my own. 521 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,571 I'm not really a stripper. 522 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,747 I'm not really a Christian. 523 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:24,317 So, how did you end up at American Eagle? 524 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,101 I mean, you're Jewish, right? 525 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,712 Well, after I got expelled from my last school, 526 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:32,325 it was either here or home-schooling. 527 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:35,284 I figure I could handle these freaks better than my parents. 528 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,156 Well... Lucky me. 529 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:41,160 Are you playing footsies with me? 530 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:42,639 Wheelies. 531 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,905 Hey, isn't that... 532 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:50,430 ROLAND: Mary? What's she doing downtown? 533 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,476 There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood. 534 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,087 She's planting a pipe bomb? 535 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,089 Okay, two reasons. 536 00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,699 With Dean? 537 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:02,050 I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb. 538 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:07,273 I should get home. 539 00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,366 Yeah, you should. 540 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,672 [IN THIS LIFEPLAYING] 541 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:31,123 ♪ Let me show you what I'm made of 542 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:35,954 ♪ Good intentions are not enough 543 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:45,528 ♪ To get me through today and this life 544 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:55,756 ♪ Let me tell you who you really are 545 00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:01,022 ♪ You're my comfort You're not a superstar 546 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:10,205 ♪ I can reach up and bring you back down to the ground ♪ 547 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:22,043 Shit! 548 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,879 Fuck! 549 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,066 God damn. 550 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,552 HILARY FAYE: And we pray for all the perverts, Lord, but especially for Dean, 551 00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:56,164 whom, at this time, just hasn't found the right girl. 552 00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:01,561 We join together and beg You to rid him of his unnatural perversions. 553 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:04,259 May You lead him out of the darkness, Lord, 554 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:07,219 and into your divine light. Amen. 555 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:09,351 [CLAPPING] 556 00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,224 That was good. That felt really nice. 557 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,009 Thank you so much for that great prayer. 558 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,272 Hi, Mary.Hi. 559 00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:20,232 How are you? It's so good to see you. We've been waiting for you. 560 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,757 We were just finishing up, so if you have anything else you want to add, 561 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,498 Jesus is still listening. 562 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:28,196 Jesus isn't listening, Hilary Faye. 563 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,893 I did everything I could to save Dean, 564 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,373 and he still ended up at Mercy House. 565 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,114 Okay. Let's take a breath... 566 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:36,813 What can they say and do that I haven't already done? 567 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:38,380 We have to pray about this. 568 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,165 Prayer works, it's medically proven. 569 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,818 You know that.Just lay off of me! 570 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,516 Whoa! Wait a second. 571 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,129 Give me that. 572 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:52,177 You could pollute the Jewels and everything we stand for. 573 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,353 And I can't have that. Goodbye. 574 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,227 I hope you know that this is all a waste of time. 575 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,412 I just got off the phone with Hilary Faye. 576 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:13,154 Wow, can she be an uppity hootie-hoo. 577 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,417 [SIGHS] 578 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,378 What's the matter? 579 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,944 Nothing. 580 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,164 Come on. 581 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:33,435 Why do you think Dean's parents sent him away so fast? 582 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:36,177 They probably thought they couldn't handle it by themselves. 583 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:39,572 Having a child is like owning a car. 584 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:44,098 I can change the oil, fill the gas tank, take it to a car wash, 585 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,971 but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't have a clue as to how to fix it. 586 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:51,323 You're saying you'd send me to a place like Mercy House? 587 00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,934 Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian. 588 00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:56,458 Mom.Oh! 589 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,156 [CHUCKLES] 590 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,160 LILLIAN: Should I be worried about you? 591 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,945 I don't need to worry about you. Do I? 592 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,167 No. 593 00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,213 No, no. 594 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,391 MARY: My mom just compared me to a car, 595 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,655 so me having a baby definitely falls into 596 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:22,876 the category of things she couldn't handle. 597 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:26,401 A week after prom, and two days after I turned 18, 598 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:30,623 I was going to join the unwed mothers' club. 599 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:33,408 MARY: Dean, I'm really sorry about what we did. 600 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:37,586 We should have at least used protection, you know? 601 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,327 You're the only person I've ever been with. 602 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,155 No. I know that. 603 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,243 I don't have anything. 604 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,463 Dean, I really... 605 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,378 I need to tell you something. 606 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:47,727 Hey, governor. 607 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,381 [GIGGLING] Hi, Mitch. 608 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,167 Mitch? 609 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,344 My roommate. He's here for the same reason as me. 610 00:36:56,388 --> 00:37:00,392 He even ran away from home to San Francisco. He's the worst one here. 611 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:01,610 You'd better be careful. 612 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,438 I'm gonna beat this. 613 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,224 According to the brochure, hundreds of others have. 614 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,182 What were you going to say? 615 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,491 Nothing. Just... 616 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,756 I wanted to know if you'd be out by prom. 617 00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,541 Wild horses couldn't stop me. 618 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:22,544 I got to go. We're doing a Christian haunted house. Happy Halloween. 619 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,459 [DIAL TONE DRONING] 620 00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:30,552 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's pick it up. 621 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:32,989 Hey, Mary. 622 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,515 Nice costume. 623 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,864 Thanks. 624 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,085 'Cause we have the same... 625 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,525 Roland! Roland! 626 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,091 If you don't let go of my chair, 627 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,528 I'm gonna tell everybody you touched me 628 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,833 inappropriately while helping me in the bathroom. 629 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:52,792 Oh, really? Is that supposed to embarrass me? 630 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,489 ROLAND: I'm just tired of you pushing me around. 631 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:59,320 Maybe I am tired of pushing you around. He's all yours! 632 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,583 Thanks! Call me later, 'kay? 633 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,672 He doesn't appreciate one thing you do for him. 634 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:07,459 Yeah. You know, without the strength and love that Jesus provides me, 635 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:09,678 do you really think Cassandra's going to be able to take care of him? 636 00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,245 No way. 637 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,029 She's just gonna end up hurting him. 638 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:16,119 By the look of the bruises on his neck, she already has. 639 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,338 Tia, please! 640 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:19,297 What are you supposed to be? 641 00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,561 A roller skate. 642 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,476 I've got something to show you. 643 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:26,129 You do?Mmm-hmm. 644 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,836 You didn't just do this for the parking permit, did you? 645 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,272 Pretty much. 646 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,623 MARY: In the meantime, 647 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:45,323 I was trying to find a new religion or a new God or whatever. 648 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:49,065 But to tell you the truth, they were all kind of freaking me out. 649 00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,067 I mean, sure, they can't all be right, 650 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,853 but they can't all be wrong, right? 651 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,474 You know, the whole crystal thing is so felt up. 652 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,824 Don't you have a church to desecrate or something? 653 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:11,653 Roland and I both saw you sneaking out of the clinic. 654 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,743 Kudos on the Bono shades, by the way. 655 00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:17,311 I was distributing pamphlets. 656 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,880 I was trying to prevent girls like you from making a mistake. 657 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,752 Thank you. 658 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,754 After we win the costume contest, 659 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:29,149 we'll give religious tracts to the kids instead of candy. 660 00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:31,760 Good one.VERONICA: Good idea. That's awesome. 661 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:35,764 Hey, ladies. Sorry, you got a second? 662 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:36,939 Yeah. 663 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:39,551 Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. 664 00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:40,595 Something's going on. 665 00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,380 Yeah, me, too. 666 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:46,949 She's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. 667 00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:49,822 I'm gonna need you to be a warrior our there on the front lines for Jesus. 668 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:51,780 You mean, like, shoot her? 669 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:54,087 [CHUCKLES] 670 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:57,786 No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta. 671 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,788 I need someone who's spiritually armed 672 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,182 to help guide her back to her faith 673 00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,446 with the love and care that only Jesus can supply. You down with that? 674 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,795 HILARY FAYE: I'm down with that. 675 00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:08,231 PASTOR SKIP: She's vulnerable right now, 676 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,668 so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle. 677 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:10,712 [TIRES SCREECHING] 678 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,714 HILARY FAYE: Hurry! 679 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,803 I'm going, I'm going. 680 00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,501 [GIRLS CLAMORING] 681 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,416 MARY: Tia? 682 00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,026 Hurry up, hurry up! 683 00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:26,728 In the name of Jesus, I command you, 684 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,164 leave the body of this servant of God. 685 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,863 You're performing an exorcism on me? Get off me! 686 00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:32,255 TIA: Mary, come back here. 687 00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:33,953 Hey, Mary, we have to get rid of the evil in you. 688 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,215 It's God's will! 689 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,739 God's will?Christ died for your sins. 690 00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:41,003 Okay, wait a second. So are you not gonna accept our intervention? 691 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,570 You mean, kidnapping? No! 692 00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,746 You are backsliding into the flames of hell. 693 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:47,923 You've become a magnet for sin. We've all witnessed it. 694 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,665 Sure, Veronica acting all pure. 695 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,710 What about last spring break 696 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,233 at the Promise Makers rally, huh? 697 00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,496 Oh, my God! You are making accusationsGet off me. 698 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,498 as we're trying to save your soul? 699 00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:02,503 Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, He loves you. 700 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:06,681 You don't know the first thing about love. 701 00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,988 I am filled with Christ's love. 702 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:10,468 God! 703 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,600 You are just jealous of my success in the Lord. 704 00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:16,212 This is not a weapon, you idiot. 705 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,478 [DOG BARKING] 706 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:27,223 [HORN HONKS]Mary! Hi. 707 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:30,879 Did they send you to strap me on the back of your scooter? 708 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:34,666 Scooter? Mary, this is a Vespa, 709 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:38,539 and I don't know what you're talking about. Hop on. 710 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,498 I'd rather walk. 711 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,716 Suit yourself. 712 00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:49,637 PATRICK: She actually tried to exorcise you? 713 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:51,247 MARY: Yeah. 714 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:54,250 That was nice of her, I guess. 715 00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,687 The way things have been going, 716 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,732 I probably should've let her. 717 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:01,736 Listen, Mary, 718 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,826 I want you to know that I don't think Dean's sick or anything. 719 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,480 Yeah, right. 720 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,917 No, really. I mean, Mercy House doesn't really exist for 721 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,658 the people who get sent there. 722 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,921 It exists more for the people who do the sending. 723 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:17,143 So, then, why were you at Hilary Faye's when she was praying for Dean? 724 00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,320 Honestly? 725 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,063 I thought you'd be there. 726 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,334 Well, thank you for the ride, Patrick. 727 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,118 Any time. 728 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:39,513 Mary! 729 00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:45,301 Do you want to go out some time? 730 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,262 What? Are you gonna take me out on your scooter? 731 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,917 Come on. I'm totally adorable. 732 00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:55,616 Besides, it'd drive Hilary Faye crazy. 733 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,449 I can't. I'm not dating right now. 734 00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:07,019 What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then? 735 00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:10,762 Goodnight, Patrick. 736 00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:12,633 [BELL RINGING] 737 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:15,636 [CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING]HILARY FAYE: Thank you! You guys are so sweet. 738 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,203 You know what? 739 00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,858 We need to... 740 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:27,605 We need to think about those people who don't have Christ in their life. 741 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:31,652 So, let's pray for Mary. 742 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:34,307 MARY: Lucky for me, at our school, teen pregnancy was 743 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,788 about as common as the flesh-eating virus. 744 00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:38,572 CASSANDRA: [WHISPERING] Mary! 745 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,923 No one really seemed to catch on. Except Cassandra. 746 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:47,668 TEACHER: Mary?Could I have a bathroom pass, please? 747 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:49,627 Sure. 748 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,151 TEACHER: "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, 749 00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,370 [DOOR OPENS] "for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. 750 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:57,852 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you 751 00:43:57,896 --> 00:44:00,420 "and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me." 752 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,902 [FLUSHING] 753 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:07,993 Excuse me. 754 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:13,041 It doesn't bother you to have people smoking around you? 755 00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:15,000 It's so bad for the baby. 756 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:18,394 I'm not pregnant, okay? 757 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,875 So, what's your plan? 758 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:23,704 It's too late for the big "A". 759 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,663 You look like a smuggler. 760 00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:26,968 I know somewhere where you could sell it. 761 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,840 I'm not going to sell my... 762 00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,235 [SIGHS] 763 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,501 It's Dean's, isn't it? 764 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,723 You can't do this on your own. 765 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:45,857 Yes, I can. 766 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,860 No, you can't. 767 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:53,821 [SIGHS] 768 00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:00,045 I thought I was helping him. 769 00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:05,877 I thought it was what Jesus wanted me to do. 770 00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:12,057 [SOBBING] That's pretty stupid, right? 771 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,147 It's not stupid. 772 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:17,758 Yes, it is.It's not stupid. 773 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:32,860 If you're interested, I know some people who'd pay a lot of money 774 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,123 to take naked pictures of you in a family way. 775 00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,821 Yeah? 776 00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,170 How much money? 777 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:40,041 [THINGS ARE WHAT YOU MAKE OF THEMPLAYING] 778 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:42,087 You need to get out of here. 779 00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,135 Are we cutting? 780 00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:48,789 [DOOR OPENS] 781 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,796 Should you be driving? 782 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,015 What is it with you people? 783 00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:59,321 You don't think I can do anything, do you? 784 00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:02,498 I mean, you don't have your license, do you? 785 00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,804 [ENGINE STARTS]No. 786 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,025 [TIRES SCREECHING] 787 00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:13,640 Here. Years of shoplifting have taught me how to hide a bundle, okay? 788 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,555 [SIGHS] 789 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:17,078 Did I ever tell you about the time 790 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:20,168 that I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly 791 00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:22,823 wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes? 792 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:24,303 ♪ Things are what you make of them 793 00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,784 ♪ Things are what you make of them, baby 794 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,047 ♪ And you know what I mean 795 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,832 ♪ Yeah, you know what I mean 796 00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:35,357 I can't pay for all of this. 797 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,840 Compliments of Hilary Faye. 798 00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:41,233 ♪ Things are what you make of them 799 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:43,322 ♪ Things are what you make of them, baby ♪ 800 00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:45,890 [ALL LAUGHING] 801 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:49,284 CASSANDRA: So, Patrick asked you out and you turned him down? 802 00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:52,853 The boy is a tomcat, even if he is a big JC freak. 803 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:56,814 And, double plus bonus, I'm pretty sure he's not a 'mo. 804 00:46:56,857 --> 00:47:00,339 He's Pastor Skip's son, and I'm about to pop a baby out. 805 00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:01,993 I should tell Patrick to act gay around you. 806 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,821 Maybe then he'd get a little action. 807 00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,561 Nice. Very nice. 808 00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:09,043 [ROLAND TAPPING WHEELCHAIR ON GROUND] 809 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:14,788 Does it ever bother you that he can't walk?He can't walk? 810 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:18,009 No, I mean, it must be tricky, that's all. 811 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:21,839 I don't care. He gets me and I get him. 812 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,884 Cool. 813 00:47:23,928 --> 00:47:25,843 Hello, ladies.Hello. 814 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:30,151 Check this out. I got a candy bar and a whole nickel. 815 00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:32,240 CASSANDRA: Oh, Jesus! Don't look now, 816 00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:35,069 but bitch-face is here with your boyfriend. 817 00:47:36,941 --> 00:47:39,857 Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. 818 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,950 What's wrong with her? 819 00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:47,908 It's nothing. 820 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,869 I just get this really left-out feeling around Christmastime, you know? 821 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,262 Jewish. 822 00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,874 Well, if you decided to accept Christ into your heart, 823 00:47:56,917 --> 00:48:01,269 then you and your people could join in on the fun, too. 824 00:48:01,313 --> 00:48:04,490 We should go. Bye, guys. 825 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,405 [SIGHS] 826 00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:07,710 Wait! 827 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,017 What? 828 00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:11,410 You're right. 829 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,715 HILARY FAYE: I am? 830 00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,022 I want to join in on the fun. 831 00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:18,983 I don't want a Hanukkah bush this year. I want a Christmas tree. 832 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,941 You're kidding me again, right? 833 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:24,336 I want to get saved. I want a relationship with Jesus Christ for real. 834 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,992 HILARY FAYE: Are you serious? 835 00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:28,906 Yes. 836 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:34,215 Okay. This is going to be pretty intense, Patrick. 837 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:37,915 Gosh, I don't have all of my equipment with me, but... 838 00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:40,569 Okay. Sit down. 839 00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:45,748 First of all, we need to have you confess all of your sins out loud. 840 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:47,402 Well, there's all the swears.Mmm-hmm. 841 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:50,405 I mean, I have a pretty god damn dirty mouth. 842 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:54,757 And then there's the sex. Are we counting oral...Whoa. 843 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:58,152 So, Christmas shopping with Hilary Faye, eh? 844 00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:00,154 No, no, no, no, no. I just ran into her here. 845 00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,765 Honestly. 846 00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,767 She's helping me pick out some last-minute gifts. 847 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,466 Hey, look here. Sorry, sorry. 848 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,424 What are you doing, Patrick? 849 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:11,992 I want to see what's in here. Come on. 850 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,952 No. We're not allowed...We'll just be gone for a second. 851 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,692 MARY: I don't think we should be in here. 852 00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:18,520 PATRICK: Yes, yes, we should definitely be in here.MARY: No. 853 00:49:44,329 --> 00:49:45,983 It's incredible. 854 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,998 I like you, Mary. 855 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,870 I really do. 856 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,524 Why? 857 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:09,223 You're beautiful. 858 00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,400 You speak for yourself. 859 00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:14,446 God gave us all free will, 860 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:18,189 and that day at Hilary Faye's prayer circle, 861 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,974 you weren't afraid to use it. 862 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,323 You inspired me. 863 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,024 You amaze me, Mary. 864 00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:33,900 [GASPS] 865 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:36,729 This is a bad idea, I knew it. 866 00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:37,991 PATRICK: No, wait a minute. 867 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,428 You're not my type, Patrick. 868 00:50:40,472 --> 00:50:41,995 Why? Why not? 869 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:45,085 I'm sorry. 870 00:50:46,782 --> 00:50:48,088 Mary, wait. 871 00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:55,226 Thanks. 872 00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,058 [DOOR OPENS] 873 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,452 [DOOR CLOSES] 874 00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:07,803 CASSANDRA: I taped a piece of rotten bacon inside Hilary Faye's locker. 875 00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,501 MARY: That's disgusting. 876 00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:12,460 She made me listen to the entire Elms CD on her iPod. 877 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,332 I didn't ask you to get saved. 878 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,029 Anyway, it's no big deal. 879 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,249 Last year, I got saved so I could go on a ski trip. 880 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,685 Oh, my God! 881 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:23,080 Hi, Cass. How do you feel? 882 00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:25,821 I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye. 883 00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:29,390 I told you! How great is Jesus? 884 00:51:29,434 --> 00:51:33,264 Yeah. About that... 885 00:51:33,307 --> 00:51:36,136 I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. 886 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,443 Thanks, though. 887 00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,140 What? 888 00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:44,318 [SHUDDERS IN ANGER] 889 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,451 Wow! Who beefed? 890 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:52,196 PRIEST: "She was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit. 891 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,328 "When he had contemplated this, an angel of the Lord 892 00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:56,287 "appeared to him in a dream and said, 893 00:51:56,330 --> 00:52:01,074 "'Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, 894 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:05,861 "'because the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.' 895 00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:09,822 "Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son." 896 00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:12,303 MARY: I know this is, like, totally wrong, 897 00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:15,132 but don't you ever wonder if she made the whole thing up? 898 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,699 You have to admit, it's a good one. 899 00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:22,878 It's not like anyone could use virgin birth as an excuse again. 900 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,880 I don't really think she made it up, 901 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:27,492 but I can understand why a girl would. 902 00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:30,538 Quit being so stingy. 903 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:33,411 They're my Valentine's Day chocolates. 904 00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:36,762 You bought them for yourself, so it doesn't count. 905 00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:40,635 CASSANDRA: You still have that? 906 00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,203 I haven't decided if I want to give it to him yet. 907 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,162 You better decide fast. 908 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,605 Happy Valentine's Day. 909 00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:55,563 Thank you.I made it myself. 910 00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:57,174 [SNIFFS] 911 00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:02,657 It's a dumb idea, anyway. 912 00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:06,052 [WANDERLUSTPLAYING] ♪ You're on my mind today again 913 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:11,362 ♪ Pushing out and pulling in 914 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,929 ♪ You know 915 00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:17,368 ♪ How easy it is to let it slip away 916 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:21,633 ♪ You let it go too far 917 00:53:29,423 --> 00:53:31,251 PASTOR SKIP: Mary's been going through a lot of changes this year, 918 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,385 and a relationship is the last thing she needs right now. 919 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:39,433 Yeah, you're the relationship expert. 920 00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,392 You and mom don't even talk anymore. 921 00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,220 That's because your mom has her missionary position, 922 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:46,527 and I have my responsibilities running the school, and... 923 00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:49,443 Mom told me everything this summer. 924 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:53,621 Why didn't you just get divorced when she wanted to? 925 00:53:53,665 --> 00:53:56,450 Because divorce is not part of God's plan. 926 00:53:56,494 --> 00:53:59,279 Dad, you need to think of a new plan. 927 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,672 [APPLAUSE ON TV] 928 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,633 MARY: I thought you were meeting with Pastor Skip. 929 00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,331 It got cancelled. 930 00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:10,247 Again? That's, like, three times this week. 931 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:12,379 Four. 932 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:18,298 Well, do you want to talk about it? 933 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,561 I think this one's between me and Jesus. 934 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:25,392 Do you want to talk? 935 00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:26,480 No. 936 00:54:32,530 --> 00:54:35,228 I try to remind myself that when Jesus shuts a door, 937 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,056 He opens a window. 938 00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,537 Yeah. So we have something we can jump out of. 939 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,541 [PHONE RINGING] 940 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:47,066 [RINGING CONTINUES] 941 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,287 [SIGHS] 942 00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:53,333 LILLIAN: Hello?Hey. It's me. 943 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,030 PASTOR SKIP: I'm trying to get the board to okay 944 00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:57,685 this new youth outreach program 945 00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:02,864 so that you can get the kids into church via rock music concerts, 946 00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:05,345 and one of the board members comes up to me and he says, 947 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:10,568 "I can't tell the difference between Christian rock and secular rock anymore." 948 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:14,093 [CHUCKLING] And I said, "Dude, exactly." 949 00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:18,271 You get their attention, and then you hit them with the message, and boom! 950 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,359 You've saved another soul. 951 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,274 Skip...What? 952 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,277 I don't care.You don't care? 953 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,324 I've missed you. I've missed our meetings. 954 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:30,414 I feel good when I'm with you. 955 00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,372 I think you feel good, too. 956 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,333 Yeah. 957 00:55:39,597 --> 00:55:42,164 I've missed you, too, yeah. 958 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:45,733 I wonder why God would give us these feelings of happiness 959 00:55:45,777 --> 00:55:48,649 if what we're doing is wrong. 960 00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:52,044 What are we doing, Lillian? 961 00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:55,352 We haven't done anything to be ashamed of, Skip. 962 00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:58,093 [SIGHS] 963 00:55:58,137 --> 00:56:02,141 Is this how people turn away from Christ's teachings? I mean, I... 964 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,536 All the... 965 00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:08,321 All the Bible study I've done, 966 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:11,324 all the preaching I've done to the kids, 967 00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:17,722 all the prayers for forgiveness I've prayed... 968 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:25,556 All I can think about is 969 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:28,602 kissing you, Lillian. 970 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,345 [STAMMERING] I want to kiss you. 971 00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:38,612 Then kiss me. 972 00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:58,632 MARY: By Easter, it seemed Jesus had answered my mom's prayers. 973 00:56:58,676 --> 00:57:01,896 She was as happy as she was when she first got back from Orlando. 974 00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:04,464 I'm probably gonna be late tonight, because I have a meeting. 975 00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:07,641 I know. You're meeting twice a week now? 976 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,904 Or you can do petrol... 977 00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,472 [SUPERSTARPLAYING] 978 00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:15,997 MARY: Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take more interest in school activities. 979 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:19,436 He said that by focusing his energies on the Lord, 980 00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:22,917 he would have less time to think about dating. 981 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:27,313 Or, I should say, he'd have less time to think about dating me. 982 00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:32,057 [MOANS] 983 00:57:36,888 --> 00:57:39,630 Now, that's what I call being hung on a cross. 984 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,460 [SHUSHING] 985 00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:48,987 Hi. 986 00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:49,988 [CLEARING THROAT] 987 00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:52,860 Patrick and I and everyone, 988 00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,253 were going to grab some food. 989 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:55,776 If you want to come, that'd be cool. 990 00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,648 We're going to DQ.Yeah. 991 00:57:57,691 --> 00:58:01,042 So we can watch Hilary Faye try and get into your Easter basket? 992 00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,304 No, thanks. 993 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,524 It's not too late to achieve 994 00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:07,919 a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. 995 00:58:07,962 --> 00:58:11,705 Eternal damnation's not fit for anyone. Not even you. 996 00:58:11,749 --> 00:58:12,967 Right? Right?Good one! 997 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:15,709 I should kick your fat Christian ass right now. 998 00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:18,886 I could get you expelled for that type of language, Edelstein! 999 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,322 Relax. 1000 00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:22,499 I'm not even fat, okay?Your head is fat! 1001 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,196 And your ass is fat.Cass. 1002 00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:26,459 GIRL: It's like she's retarded! 1003 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,505 I'm two months away from getting out of here without anyone knowing it. 1004 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,202 Just... 1005 00:58:30,245 --> 00:58:33,901 It's hard, but cool it, okay? 1006 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:36,513 Next time, the bitch is going down. 1007 00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:38,732 I'm sorry. 1008 00:58:38,776 --> 00:58:40,691 I want to show you something. 1009 00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,696 It's a sonogram I took a while ago. 1010 00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,568 I'm having a little girl. 1011 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,570 Sure you're not having a sea monkey? 1012 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:51,658 Yeah. 1013 00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:53,921 ROLAND: She's beautiful. 1014 00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,836 You think it's safe to keep this in your locker? 1015 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,621 Yeah. Safer than at home. 1016 00:58:57,664 --> 00:59:00,580 ROLAND: Let's go. 1017 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:04,845 I don't really get how someone so pretty can be so ugly. 1018 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,979 She wasn't always pretty. My parents didn't want two handicapped kids, 1019 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,328 and she was the easy fix. 1020 00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:10,938 What do you mean, handicapped? 1021 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,244 Before we moved to Cherry Hill, 1022 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:14,594 before the fat camps and tetracycline, 1023 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,161 her outside matched her inside. 1024 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,731 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 1025 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,515 [CASSANDRA IMITATING PIG SNORTS] 1026 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:23,516 MARY: Wow! 1027 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,606 Oh, my God. 1028 00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:30,523 You just make sure that you put this back. 1029 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,829 I'll take care of it tonight. 1030 00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:33,613 What are you guys doing with that?Nothing. 1031 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:38,662 Well, well, well, if it isn't the heathens. 1032 00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:41,882 Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-assed bitch. 1033 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:42,883 Oh? 1034 00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,015 [REWINDING] 1035 00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,886 Burn in hell, you... 1036 00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:48,062 Hilary Faye, you know she doesn't mean it.Yes, I do! 1037 00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:49,629 You're gonna be expelled for sure. 1038 00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:51,979 Threatening me? Pastor Skip! 1039 00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:54,765 Pastor Skip! 1040 00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,680 MARY: Pastor Skip put us on work detail 1041 00:59:56,723 --> 00:59:58,159 for Hilary Faye's prom committee. 1042 00:59:58,203 --> 01:00:00,292 HILARY FAYE: You better be wearing underpants this time. 1043 01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:02,424 MARY: A particularly cruel punishment. 1044 01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:03,817 No. Seriously, move it higher. 1045 01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:06,646 Higher! 1046 01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,866 Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra. It's looking really phat! 1047 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,737 I'm so glad. 1048 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:15,437 PATRICK: Hey, Mary. Need some help? 1049 01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:18,223 MARY: Sure. Thanks.I'll come to you. 1050 01:00:21,182 --> 01:00:26,623 So, I was wondering, what are you doing the night of prom? 1051 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:29,930 Why? Are you asking me to prom?Maybe. 1052 01:00:32,106 --> 01:00:33,107 Okay. 1053 01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:34,587 PATRICK: Okay? 1054 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,634 Yeah, okay. I'll go with you. As friends. 1055 01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:43,944 Okay. As friends. 1056 01:00:43,988 --> 01:00:46,425 I thought you were gonna ask Patrick to the prom. 1057 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:48,035 Tia, would you just shut up? 1058 01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:50,211 Do you want to go back to being invisible girl with bad hair? 1059 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,691 'Cause that could easily happen. 1060 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:52,823 [WHISTLING] 1061 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:55,086 HILARY FAYE: Don't ask stupid questions. 1062 01:00:55,129 --> 01:00:57,218 Did you take care of business? 1063 01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:01,658 Where are you going? 1064 01:01:01,701 --> 01:01:04,661 You can tacky up prom on your own. I quit. 1065 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,837 Oh, my gosh, you can't quit. 1066 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,229 [CELL PHONE RINGING]Watch me! 1067 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:12,146 Watch me walking away from Jesus. 1068 01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:15,672 What? Yes, this is she. Who is this? 1069 01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:18,239 Are you serious? 1070 01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:20,981 [LAUGHS] 1071 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:23,114 Thank you so much. 1072 01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:25,420 [SCREAMS] Oh, my gosh! 1073 01:01:25,464 --> 01:01:27,727 Godflight has agreed to perform at our prom. Can you believe that? 1074 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,207 [GIRLS EXCLAIMING] 1075 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,688 Prayer works for everything, I told you. 1076 01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:33,907 HILARY FAYE: Oh, my gosh! 1077 01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:35,779 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1078 01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:38,390 Now she's never gonna shut up. 1079 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:40,697 Give her about 10 minutes. 1080 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,394 [BELL RINGING] 1081 01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,657 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1082 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:46,877 [CHATTERING STOPS] 1083 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,316 [GASPS] 1084 01:01:58,802 --> 01:01:59,846 Turn them off. 1085 01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:02,762 Turn them off now, please! Turn them... 1086 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,855 What? 1087 01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:10,857 It's not fair. 1088 01:02:10,901 --> 01:02:12,903 I am trying to be a good Christian 1089 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:15,906 and a living example of Christ's love. 1090 01:02:15,949 --> 01:02:18,256 I have done nothing but bust my buns for those sinners, 1091 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:21,172 and you know that Cassandra and Mary are behind this. 1092 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:22,956 Do you have proof? 1093 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,829 I gave you proof before, and you did not do one thing about it. 1094 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:30,094 Hey, those who did this will not escape the eyes of God, Hilary Faye. 1095 01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:38,798 [EXCLAIMS] 1096 01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:41,018 Please, Lord, don't leave me alone. 1097 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:44,456 They need to know that what they've done is wrong. 1098 01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:48,721 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1099 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,507 Please, Lord, please, just tell me what I need to do. 1100 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:05,216 By the end of the week, we're out of here. She can't do anything. 1101 01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:06,783 No, I know. 1102 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,789 MARY: Oh, my God. 1103 01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:14,791 [STUDENTS MURMURING] 1104 01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:19,143 MARY: No way. This is weird. 1105 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,233 Oh, my God. 1106 01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:24,801 Holy crap! 1107 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,808 That's sad.TEACHER: Turn away. Turn away. 1108 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:37,248 Everybody, let's go. Let's get to our classes. 1109 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:40,555 You two are coming with me.What? 1110 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,515 Unacceptable. I can't even concentrate today. 1111 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,604 [BELL RINGING] 1112 01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:50,827 Get to class, please. Come on. 1113 01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:56,571 CASSANDRA: What? That's not mine. 1114 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,232 Pastor Skip! 1115 01:04:05,276 --> 01:04:07,147 PASTOR SKIP: Anything else? 1116 01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,289 No. Nothing more. 1117 01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:19,638 [EXHALES] 1118 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:25,731 What is that? 1119 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:30,040 [EXHALES] 1120 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,085 Oh, Mary! Someone get the nurse. 1121 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,826 PASTOR SKIP: Just hang on. 1122 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,697 [CHUCKLES] 1123 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:38,700 HILARY FAYE: [WHISPERING] I can't believe we were friends with her. 1124 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:43,053 You have everything, Hilary Faye. What are you afraid of? 1125 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:48,885 So, you offered up your virginity to save Dean? 1126 01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:53,324 Because Jesus told you to? 1127 01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:56,414 Anything else? 1128 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,372 Nope. 1129 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,722 Could I have a word with you? 1130 01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:11,211 What's the matter, Skip?You didn't know she was pregnant? 1131 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:12,909 I thought she was doing a little stress-eating. 1132 01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,432 I didn't' want her to get a complex. 1133 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:20,003 You are so blinded by this that you can't even see it. 1134 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,308 Let me spell it out to you. 1135 01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:25,225 God is punishing us for our sin 1136 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:27,227 by getting our attention through Mary. 1137 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:28,925 That doesn't even make sense. 1138 01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:31,753 The longer we lived in sin, the worse things got for her. 1139 01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:35,018 And what's worse is, we're not spiritually right with the Lord, 1140 01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,194 and we are not fit to help her. 1141 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:46,943 Dean has been here for almost a year. Okay? They can help her. 1142 01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,383 I want to think about it. 1143 01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:57,170 If you're not gonna send her to get the help she needs, I can't see you anymore. 1144 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,957 Cassandra, wait! 1145 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,177 He expelled me. Can you believe that? 1146 01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:06,745 And the one time I didn't do anything. 1147 01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:08,703 Well, I'll go with you. 1148 01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,358 [GRUNTS] 1149 01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:14,492 I can't deal with this right now. I have to go. 1150 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,363 Wait! 1151 01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,930 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1152 01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:21,499 [IN THE SUNPLAYING] 1153 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:27,374 I don't have a ride. 1154 01:06:27,418 --> 01:06:30,943 ♪ I picture you in the sun 1155 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:36,166 ♪ Wondering what went wrong 1156 01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:39,299 ♪ And falling down on your knees 1157 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:43,347 ♪ Asking for sympathy 1158 01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:48,047 ♪ And being caught in between 1159 01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:53,183 ♪ All you wish for and all you seen 1160 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:59,015 ♪ And trying to find anything you can feel 1161 01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:03,454 ♪ That you can believe in 1162 01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:08,241 ♪ May God's love be with you 1163 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:13,203 ♪ Always 1164 01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:17,294 ♪ May God's love be with you 1165 01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:22,777 ♪ I know I would apologize 1166 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:28,000 ♪ If I could see your eyes 1167 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,568 ♪ 'Cause when you showed me myself 1168 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:36,443 ♪ You know I became someone else 1169 01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:40,230 ♪ But I was caught in between 1170 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:45,061 ♪ All you wish for and all you need 1171 01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:48,325 ♪ I picture you fast asleep 1172 01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:50,892 ♪ A nightmare comes 1173 01:07:50,936 --> 01:07:54,113 ♪ You can't keep awake 1174 01:07:56,376 --> 01:08:00,424 ♪ May God's love be with you 1175 01:08:01,425 --> 01:08:04,515 ♪ Always 1176 01:08:04,558 --> 01:08:05,472 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 1177 01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:08,910 ♪ May God's love be with you 1178 01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:16,266 Please help me find him. 1179 01:08:28,713 --> 01:08:33,109 Hey, you know where a girl can get some smokes? 1180 01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:45,338 You never fold things. 1181 01:08:45,382 --> 01:08:47,166 Well, I'm folding now. 1182 01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:50,343 I'm not going to Mercy House. 1183 01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:52,389 We agreed that this is for the best. 1184 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,347 We? Who's we? 1185 01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:57,698 Pastor Skip said this child needs to be raised by a mother and a father. 1186 01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,309 I don't even get a say in this? 1187 01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:02,399 You're not prepared to raise this child by yourself. 1188 01:09:05,576 --> 01:09:09,145 Something like this could ruin the rest of your life. 1189 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:14,672 So, did I ruin yours, Mom? 1190 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,369 Don't talk like that. 1191 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:26,466 It looks so perfect. Just like the picture that I brought in. 1192 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,207 Thank you. 1193 01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:31,950 Crap. 1194 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:35,171 I'm sorry, but it's been declined. 1195 01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:37,173 Do you have another card? 1196 01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:42,613 Roland. I knew it. 1197 01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:45,703 Listen, I'm really sorry I ditched you yesterday. 1198 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:49,924 Look, this year has been great. 1199 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:54,581 Before you, it was all about Hilary Faye dragging my ass around. 1200 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:58,324 And when you left yesterday, I stuck on my own. 1201 01:09:58,368 --> 01:10:00,065 And it was okay. 1202 01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,416 So... 1203 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:09,335 So, I realized that I might just be relying on you, 1204 01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,946 the same way I was relying on Hilary Faye.No... 1205 01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:17,169 I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her. 1206 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,955 I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her. 1207 01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:24,220 And I want you. 1208 01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,266 I want you, too. 1209 01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,273 And I thought it was all about the sex. 1210 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,275 Oh, well, that, too. 1211 01:10:37,798 --> 01:10:41,280 Look, I have this crazy idea about tonight. 1212 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,022 [RINGING] 1213 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:53,553 LILLIAN: Mary, Roland's on the phone. 1214 01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:54,815 I got it. 1215 01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:58,428 What's going on? 1216 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:09,526 Hello. Where you headed?Lombard and Mateo, please. 1217 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,532 CASSANDRA: Mary! 1218 01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,539 You guys look incredible. 1219 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,280 You're not really going to prom, are you? 1220 01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:28,588 Don't get angry, but I got you a really sexy dress. 1221 01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:33,245 Hilary Faye will call the cops if we show up. 1222 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,594 No, she won't. 1223 01:11:34,638 --> 01:11:36,509 See, I've been snagging all her credit card bills. 1224 01:11:36,553 --> 01:11:38,555 So she won't find out about the charges we made, right? 1225 01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:40,383 Look at this. 1226 01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,994 She charged a bunch of spray paint to Home Depot 1227 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,691 at 3:00 a.m. on the morning of the attack. 1228 01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:46,345 CASSANDRA: Now, we have proof. 1229 01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,565 We have every right to be at that prom. 1230 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:54,005 Oh, yeah. 1231 01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:56,312 We've got another surprise for you. 1232 01:11:58,096 --> 01:12:00,316 What... Cass... 1233 01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:03,493 [MARY CHUCKLING] 1234 01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:14,939 Hi. 1235 01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:18,682 Hi. 1236 01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,081 I got yellow and red, 'cause I didn't know... 1237 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:29,562 But, Patrick... 1238 01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:33,697 Mary, it really doesn't matter to me. 1239 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:37,918 Are you sure? 1240 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,575 Yeah. 1241 01:13:01,812 --> 01:13:03,553 PATRICK: Red, right? 1242 01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:06,730 MARY: I can't believe that you guys did all of this for me. 1243 01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:09,385 So, you in? 1244 01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:14,346 I'm in. 1245 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,217 HILARY FAYE: I knew Mary was hiding something. 1246 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:19,351 To imagine her humping that pervert... 1247 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,222 It makes me sick to my stomach. TIA: Gross. 1248 01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:23,224 HILARY FAYE: And Roland still hasn't turned up. 1249 01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:25,705 I can't believe your own brother called you the "C" word. 1250 01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:28,795 I can't believe we have to go to the prom in this van. 1251 01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:30,971 Yeah, well, get over it, okay? 1252 01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,364 When I tried to pay for my hair, 1253 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,671 my credit card was mysteriously maxed out, 1254 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:38,501 and the limo guy wouldn't take a check. Get off my back. 1255 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,590 It's bad enough we don't have dates. 1256 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:41,939 Hey, let me try that tiara on. 1257 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,115 Lay off the tiara, Tia! 1258 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:45,595 [SOFTLY] Okay. 1259 01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:55,213 VERONICA: Your pimple hardly shows, Hilary Faye. 1260 01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:58,782 Come on, Tia, let's get the lead out. We're gonna be late. 1261 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,611 Coming! 1262 01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:04,483 You look beautiful. You can hardly see that pimple. 1263 01:14:04,527 --> 01:14:06,833 Can you stop bringing it up? Thank you. 1264 01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:08,661 Let's go. Come on, Tia. 1265 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:11,882 Walk fast! Run! 1266 01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:15,755 MAN 1 ON TV: Name the most recognizable figure in the world. 1267 01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:17,017 Jesus Christ. 1268 01:14:17,061 --> 01:14:19,542 MAN 2: Madonna? MAN 1: Jesus Christ. 1269 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:22,283 MAN 1: Newborns bond with their mothers during the first three what? 1270 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:23,459 Minutes. MAN 1: Darlene? 1271 01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:24,982 DARLENE: Months. 1272 01:14:25,025 --> 01:14:27,463 MAN 1: The correct answer is minutes. 1273 01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:32,555 MAN 1: InThe Wizard of Oz, Dorothy clicks her heels three times and says what? 1274 01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,643 MAN 1: Charlene... 1275 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:37,081 Mary? 1276 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:42,782 [CROWD SCREAMING] 1277 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,357 CASSANDRA: You guys ready? 1278 01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:54,228 MARY: Sure. 1279 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:56,709 GIRL: Why are they here? 1280 01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:58,276 [WE'LL INHERIT THE EARTHPLAYING] 1281 01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:02,933 ♪ Skies turn black as my eyes look down 1282 01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:09,896 ♪ Written on the back are these words I've found 1283 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:14,510 ♪ We'll inherit the Earth But we don't want it 1284 01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:21,255 ♪ Layin' claim at birth What'cha doin' on it? 1285 01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:36,836 ♪ I've been told that the light shines darkness 1286 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,708 ♪ It ain't quite the same 1287 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,928 ♪ If I was off the wall then it's you I bring 1288 01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:45,715 ♪ Remains ♪ They're all frustration whales 1289 01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:51,024 ♪ Last bundle of twigs grew strong and young 1290 01:15:51,068 --> 01:15:56,900 ♪ We can't hold our tongues at the top of our lungs 1291 01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,816 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1292 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:05,822 ♪ And I'm waitin' for the day to come ♪ 1293 01:16:10,783 --> 01:16:13,656 Praise Jesus, everybody! Jesus loves you! 1294 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,788 [CROWD CHEERING] 1295 01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:18,182 Taking a short break, be back in 10! 1296 01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:28,018 We will inherit the Earth. Praise Jesus. 1297 01:16:28,061 --> 01:16:30,890 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 1298 01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:32,675 On behalf of the prom committee, 1299 01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,677 I want to thank each and every one of you 1300 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,636 for making our "Light of the World" prom a huge success. 1301 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,290 Give yourself a round of applause. 1302 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:42,075 [ALL APPLAUDING] 1303 01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:46,166 On a sadder note, I don't want to dampen the evening, 1304 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:50,780 but the students who are responsible for the attacks on our school 1305 01:16:50,823 --> 01:16:53,130 have infiltrated our prom. 1306 01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:55,349 [CROWD GASPS] 1307 01:16:55,393 --> 01:17:00,441 Pastor Skip! Mary and Cassandra have crashed our prom... 1308 01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,618 Look, maybe we should get out of here, okay? 1309 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,924 We're not going anywhere. 1310 01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:07,144 Pastor Skip? 1311 01:17:07,187 --> 01:17:10,408 Roland, where've you been? I've been worried about you. 1312 01:17:10,451 --> 01:17:12,628 You look like you survived. 1313 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,848 Excuse me. Finally. 1314 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,676 All right, chill out, everybody. 1315 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,852 I don't think these students are here to do us any harm. 1316 01:17:19,896 --> 01:17:21,462 What? Are you kidding? 1317 01:17:21,506 --> 01:17:23,595 No, I'm not kidding. 1318 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,119 I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay. 1319 01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:27,904 "The Christian thing to do"? Mmm-hmm. 1320 01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:31,385 I've been doing the Christian thing my entire life. 1321 01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:35,476 I did not have sex with a gay and try and blame it on Jesus. 1322 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:39,176 Cool it, Hil.Oh, shut up, you fornicator! 1323 01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,831 And I did not hack into the school's computer system 1324 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:45,617 and cover our walls with that blasphemous graffiti, either. 1325 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,836 You planted that paint on Cassandra and Mary 1326 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,186 to get them kicked out of school. 1327 01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,797 That's such a lie. 1328 01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:58,891 This just proves that you stole my credit card to charge the paint 1329 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:03,026 and the clothes from Maternity Girl. 1330 01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,681 [CROWD MURMURING] 1331 01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:08,074 She's right, Roland. Anybody could've made these charges. 1332 01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:09,423 CASSANDRA: Oh, yeah? 1333 01:18:09,467 --> 01:18:12,557 You swear to God you didn't frame us, Hilary Faye? 1334 01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:14,864 No, I will not. 1335 01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:16,126 You can't swear, can you? 1336 01:18:16,169 --> 01:18:17,780 Go head. Swear it. 1337 01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:20,870 Come on, Hil. Swear before God and everyone else. 1338 01:18:29,139 --> 01:18:31,881 All right, I swear. 1339 01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:34,666 I swear to God, I did not graffiti our school. 1340 01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:39,279 Are you guys happy? 1341 01:18:39,323 --> 01:18:42,674 Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye. 1342 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,068 I found this crammed up under her seat. 1343 01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:48,767 What? 1344 01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:50,682 PASTOR SKIP: It's got your signature, Hilary Faye. 1345 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:52,597 [CROWD MURMURING] 1346 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,297 Veronica, let's go. 1347 01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,735 Let me go! 1348 01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:02,563 You are nothing but a big fake. 1349 01:19:02,607 --> 01:19:04,740 [PIN CLATTERS ON FLOOR] 1350 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:10,049 I think you should go, Hilary. 1351 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,877 Come on. Come on. 1352 01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:13,139 Step aside, please. 1353 01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:15,446 Hil...Get away from me! 1354 01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:17,056 You should go now. 1355 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:20,059 You go! I designed these decorations here, okay? 1356 01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:22,061 My father donated the refreshments, 1357 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,803 and I got Godflight on stage, okay? 1358 01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:28,851 I was just doing this because Jesus told me to. He did! 1359 01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:32,898 Get out of my way, all of you! Get out of my way! 1360 01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,639 [HONKING] 1361 01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:37,773 [TIRES SCREECH] 1362 01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:51,787 ROLAND: Hilary Faye! 1363 01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,789 Out of my way, you freaks!Whoa! 1364 01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:05,626 Dean. 1365 01:20:16,289 --> 01:20:18,814 CASSANDRA: I'll go get Patrick and Mary. 1366 01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:25,342 [STAMMERING] What are you doing here? 1367 01:20:26,604 --> 01:20:29,041 I'm going to my prom. 1368 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:32,523 What? Did Mercy House let you just borrow the van? 1369 01:20:35,352 --> 01:20:37,876 Not exactly. We sort of led a rebellion and swiped it. 1370 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,356 You're pregnant? 1371 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,054 Look, I really... 1372 01:20:43,273 --> 01:20:45,579 I wanted to tell you, but... 1373 01:20:45,623 --> 01:20:47,059 Our first time? 1374 01:20:48,278 --> 01:20:49,627 Yeah. 1375 01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:56,199 That is so awesome. 1376 01:20:57,591 --> 01:20:58,679 Yeah? 1377 01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:06,122 There's something I want to tell you, too. 1378 01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:08,907 He's your life partner, right? 1379 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:11,170 [BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY] 1380 01:21:11,214 --> 01:21:12,737 Prom date. 1381 01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:16,175 It's really nice to see you. 1382 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:19,004 Dean, this is Patrick. 1383 01:21:19,048 --> 01:21:20,092 Nice to meet you. 1384 01:21:20,136 --> 01:21:21,659 Excuse me, Mary. 1385 01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:23,966 Listen, son. I suggest you and your friends 1386 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,272 get back in the van and head back to Mercy House 1387 01:21:26,316 --> 01:21:28,187 as quick as you can before you're all arrested. 1388 01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,581 We've had enough excitement here for tonight. 1389 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:33,062 We're not leaving. 1390 01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:35,064 What you and your friends have done is not cool in the eyes of God. 1391 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:36,282 Jesus, Dad, stop it. 1392 01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:38,589 Patrick, this is not a gray area. 1393 01:21:38,632 --> 01:21:39,851 Dad, it's all a gray area. 1394 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,071 The Bible is black and white! 1395 01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:44,595 Stop it! Would you listen to yourself? 1396 01:21:44,638 --> 01:21:46,118 Mary? I don't need this from you. Not now. 1397 01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:47,859 We've been kicked out of our homes and our schools, 1398 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,078 and we're going to be kicked out of Mercy House. 1399 01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:52,211 There's nowhere left for us to go. 1400 01:21:52,255 --> 01:21:54,910 I'm supposed to be here. 1401 01:21:54,953 --> 01:21:57,216 This is my prom. I want to spend it with my friends. 1402 01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,218 There's no room for moral ambiguity here. 1403 01:21:59,262 --> 01:22:02,178 The Bible is very clear about this. 1404 01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:04,180 So everything that doesn't fit into 1405 01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:07,052 some stupid idea of what you think God wants, 1406 01:22:07,096 --> 01:22:11,317 you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? 1407 01:22:11,361 --> 01:22:13,929 It's just all too much to live up to. 1408 01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:18,542 No one fits in 100 percent of the time. 1409 01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:22,154 Not even you. 1410 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,417 I know that, Mary. 1411 01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:29,248 I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me. 1412 01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:32,556 Why would God make us all so different 1413 01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:36,125 if he wanted us to be the same? 1414 01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:40,956 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1415 01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,000 Now what? 1416 01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:07,199 [ENGINE REVVING] 1417 01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,814 Save the heathens, Hilary Faye. 1418 01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:15,294 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1419 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:18,428 Be a warrior, Hilary Faye. 1420 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:22,823 Sacrifice everything, Hilary Faye. 1421 01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:32,181 And here's your big, fat, stupid reward! 1422 01:23:32,224 --> 01:23:34,009 [CROWD GASPS] 1423 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,358 Oh, my God. 1424 01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:40,232 I think I'm feeling kind of woozy.What? 1425 01:23:40,276 --> 01:23:42,974 Oh, God.Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1426 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,193 PATRICK: Somebody call an ambulance. 1427 01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:46,630 That was awesome, Hilary Faye! 1428 01:23:53,202 --> 01:23:54,246 [SHRIEKS] 1429 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,205 Jesus Christ! 1430 01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,076 [GASPING] 1431 01:24:10,784 --> 01:24:12,482 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1432 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,185 Are you okay? 1433 01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:23,449 No, Roland. 1434 01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:27,062 I crashed my van into Jesus, okay? 1435 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:30,065 I have a pimple the size of Jupiter. I am not okay! 1436 01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:36,419 This is not how I wanted to remember my prom. 1437 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,946 This is not how I wanted to remember my life. 1438 01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:46,081 Well, maybe we could fix it. 1439 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:48,387 With some glue or something. 1440 01:24:48,431 --> 01:24:51,390 I am so sorry, Roland. 1441 01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:54,915 I shouldn't have ratted you out in front of everyone. 1442 01:24:54,959 --> 01:24:57,092 I would've probably done the same thing. 1443 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,485 [SIREN WAILING] 1444 01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:02,880 Do you think Jesus still loves me, Roland? 1445 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,316 Probably not. 1446 01:25:07,885 --> 01:25:09,408 Yeah, sure. 1447 01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:14,370 Hey, she's over here! 1448 01:25:14,413 --> 01:25:15,936 [EXHALES] 1449 01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,287 I'm okay. 1450 01:25:21,725 --> 01:25:24,684 CASSANDRA: Don't worry, I won't bite.HILARY FAYE: Thank you. 1451 01:25:24,728 --> 01:25:27,165 CASSANDRA: It's gonna be okay. 1452 01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:32,562 [GRUNTING] 1453 01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:47,098 [GROANING] 1454 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,274 Whoa! I only got room for one of you. 1455 01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:50,319 I'm the father. 1456 01:25:50,362 --> 01:25:51,668 I'm the boyfriend. 1457 01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,191 I'm his boyfriend. 1458 01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:55,585 That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you. 1459 01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,152 Starting the party without me? 1460 01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:58,457 Mom? 1461 01:25:58,501 --> 01:25:59,676 You okay? 1462 01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,595 You didn't ruin my life, Mary. 1463 01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:07,205 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1464 01:26:07,249 --> 01:26:09,990 Breathe, baby. Good girl.Okay. 1465 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:17,563 Just keep breathing. Good girl. 1466 01:26:17,607 --> 01:26:20,175 You're gonna be fine. 1467 01:26:20,218 --> 01:26:22,307 [FLOWERS IN THE WINDOWPLAYING] 1468 01:26:22,351 --> 01:26:24,962 MARY: Okay, I'm pretty sure this isn't what Jesus had in mind 1469 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:27,182 when He said, "Help Dean." 1470 01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:30,228 Look, don't be too harsh. 1471 01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:32,752 I'm not the first person to ever get the message screwed up. 1472 01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:35,146 She's perfect. 1473 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:39,281 MARY: Looking at her, it's like life is too amazing 1474 01:26:39,324 --> 01:26:43,676 to be this random and meaningless consequence of the universe. 1475 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:48,594 There had to be a God or something out there. 1476 01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:52,381 Something inside. You just have to feel it. 1477 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:57,603 Do you want to hold her? 1478 01:26:57,647 --> 01:27:01,216 ♪ When I first held you I was cold 1479 01:27:02,739 --> 01:27:07,613 ♪ A melting snowman I was told 1480 01:27:07,657 --> 01:27:12,270 ♪ But there was no one there to hold 1481 01:27:12,314 --> 01:27:18,320 ♪ Before I swore that I would be alone forever more 1482 01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:20,278 ♪ Wow, look at you now 1483 01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,280 ♪ Flowers in the window 1484 01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:24,369 ♪ It's such a lovely day 1485 01:27:24,413 --> 01:27:26,806 ♪ And I'm glad that you feel the same 1486 01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:29,983 ♪ 'Cause to stand up out in the crowd 1487 01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:32,812 ♪ You are one in a million 1488 01:27:32,856 --> 01:27:34,553 You want to hold her, Dean? 1489 01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:37,426 ♪ Let's watch the flowers grow 1490 01:27:37,469 --> 01:27:41,821 ♪ There is no reason to feel bad 1491 01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:45,564 ♪ But there are many seasons to feel glad, sad, mad 1492 01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:48,437 MARY: I mean, really, when you think about it, 1493 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,395 what would Jesus do? 1494 01:27:51,353 --> 01:27:53,485 I don't know. 1495 01:27:53,529 --> 01:27:57,272 But in the meantime, we'll be trying to figure it out. 1496 01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,447 Together. 1497 01:27:58,490 --> 01:27:59,665 ♪ Wow, look at you now 1498 01:27:59,709 --> 01:28:01,580 ♪ Flowers in the window 1499 01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:04,061 ♪ It's such a lovely day 1500 01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:06,498 ♪ And I'm glad that you feel the same 1501 01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:19,337 ♪ Let's watch the flowers grow ♪ 1502 01:28:24,516 --> 01:28:27,302 [GOD ONLY KNOWSPLAYING] 1503 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:46,538 ♪ I may not always love you 1504 01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:50,586 ♪ But long as there are stars above you 1505 01:28:50,629 --> 01:28:54,764 ♪ You never need to doubt it 1506 01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:59,290 ♪ I'll make you so sure about it 1507 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:03,903 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1508 01:29:07,820 --> 01:29:11,737 ♪ If you should ever leave me 1509 01:29:11,781 --> 01:29:15,741 ♪ Well, life would still go on, believe me 1510 01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:20,050 ♪ The world could show nothing to me 1511 01:29:20,093 --> 01:29:24,402 ♪ So what good would living do me 1512 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:28,406 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1513 01:29:56,129 --> 01:30:00,743 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1514 01:30:02,527 --> 01:30:06,488 ♪ If you should ever leave me 1515 01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:10,579 ♪ Well, life would still go on, believe me 1516 01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:14,409 ♪ The world could show nothing to me 1517 01:30:14,452 --> 01:30:19,370 ♪ So what good would living do me 1518 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:23,635 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1519 01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:27,726 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1520 01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:32,601 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ What I'd be without you 1521 01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:36,169 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ He knows 1522 01:30:36,213 --> 01:30:40,522 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1523 01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:44,439 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1524 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:48,660 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1525 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:52,708 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1526 01:30:52,751 --> 01:30:57,626 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1527 01:30:57,669 --> 01:31:01,456 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you 1528 01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:05,982 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 106762

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