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[GOD ONLY KNOWSPLAYING]
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♪ I may not always love you
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♪ But long as there are
stars above you
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♪ You never need to doubt it
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♪ I'll make you
so sure about it
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
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♪ If you should ever leave me
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♪ Well, life would
still go on, believe me
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♪ The world could show
nothing to me
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♪ So what good would
living do me
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you. ♪ Come on, you guys
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪ What I'd be without you
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪ He knows
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪ Without you
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
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♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
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MARY: I've been
born again my whole life.
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Accepting Jesus
into your heart
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and getting saved
is a big decision,
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especially for
a three-year-old.
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My faith taught me
that everything is
a part of God's plan.
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Mom said that
He even had a reason
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for taking my father
to Heaven.
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She explained that
Daddy was with the angels.
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I wanted to be
with the angels, too.
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[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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But God had other plans.
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Jesus became
the center of my life.
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He's not supposed
to be white.
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I was watching
this thing
on television...
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Of course He's white.
Gosh, sometimes I think
my brother's retarded, too!
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No, your brother's
not retarded.
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MARY: I was a member
in good standing
of the Christian Jewels.
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It's sort of like
a girl gang for Jesus.
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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My mom was named
the number one Christian
interior decorator
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for the entire region.
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And in spite of living
in what the Bible
calls "the End Times,"
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my future was looking bright.
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I had the perfect
Christian boyfriend,
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and I was about to be
a senior at a really good
Christian school.
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Two weeks before
summer vacation ended,
everything changed.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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My boyfriend and I played
this game of telling
each other secrets underwater.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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It's lame, I know,
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but this wasn't exactly
the MTV Beach House.
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Okay, now my turn.
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Okay. Ready?
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What?
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Mary!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Maybe it was because
I was drowning,
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or the shock of
Dean's confession,
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but at that moment,
I had a vision.
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Dean needs you now.
You must do all you can
to help him.
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No, it's just
a little bump, Mom.
I'm totally fine.
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Okay. All right.
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[SCREAMS IN SURPRISE]
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MARY: Mom was away
at the Christian Community
Leaders' Convention
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in Orlando with Pastor Skip,
the principal of my school.
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Honey...Mom?
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You didn't tell me
Pastor Skip was so nice. Everybody loves him.
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We've been talking
about setting up
our own fellowship program
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when I get back
to Cherry Hill.
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LILLIAN: I have to go.
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MALE VOICE ON WEB SITE:
Come and get it!
Come and get it!
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Okay? I love you.
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I... I love you, too.Bye.
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What's shaking, Skip?
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[LAUGHS]
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Good morning.
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[SIGHS]
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MARY: How could
my boyfriend be gay?
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He's, like,
the best Christian I know.
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He's an athlete
who's constantly
strengthening himself,
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physically, creatively
and spiritually for the Lord.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING] ♪ Hallelujah
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Why had he been stricken
with such a spiritually
toxic affliction?
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[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I figured I needed to take
the most direct approach
to saving him.
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[PEOPLE MOANING] I mean, it was
Christ's will and all.
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Jesus spoke to you?
In person?He trusts me.
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You're just gonna
have to trust me, too.
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[SIGHS]
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Just kiss me, Okay?
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Okay. Okay.Okay.
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Dean and I worked diligently
on his problem for
the rest of the summer.
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Anything yet?
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Uh...
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Now?
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Are you sure
this isn't a sin?
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MARY: I was pretty sure
what we were doing
wasn't a sin,
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but not sure enough
to give Dean
what he really needed.
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I needed spiritual guidance
or a sign or something,
and quick.
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[GUN FIRING]
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Hilary Faye seemed to have
a spiritual solution
for every problem.
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Christian girls have
got to know how
to protect themselves.
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I mean, sure, Jesus could
restore my physical
and spiritual virginity,
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especially if I lost it
to some rapist,
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[SIGNAL BUZZING]but who wants that?
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I'm saving myself
until marriage,
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and I'll use force
if necessary.
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[GASPS]
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What's all that about
restoring your virginity?
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I mean, physically,
you're a virgin once.
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Yeah, and it's not about
reversing the violation
of your blessed womb,
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it's about Jesus
granting you
a virginal heart.
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That way,
you're pure again.
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Do it.
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MARY: My next move was clear.
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HILARY FAYE: Nice!
You're getting the hang of it.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[EXHALES] Mary...
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Hi.
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[SIGHS]
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What are you doing?
What's going on?
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What's going on?
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[MOANING]
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[BOTH PANTING]
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MARY: Sure,
it was a radical step,
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but why else had Jesus
directed me to the gun range?
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Thank you, Jesus.
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[ROCK MUSIC BLARING
FROM CAR STEREO]
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[HONKING]
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MARY: Having asked Jesus
to restore my emotional
and spiritual virginity
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in exchange for curing Dean,
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I started senior year
with all of that behind me.
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[SIGHS]
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This new van is amazing.
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Thanks.
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Okay, it's official.
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They're Christian Jewels.
I bought one for everybody.
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Pin it on.
I want to see it.
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Ow!
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It's terrific,
Hilary Faye.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Hi, Roland.
How was your summer?
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What?
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Your summer, how was it?
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Well, I went rollerblading,
water-skiing,
learned to kickbox.
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You know, the usual.
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Why do you make people
feel awkward about your
differently-abledness?
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I'm sorry, Mary.
I really don't know
what's gotten into him.
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WOMAN ON RADIO:
Here's the latest
from Godflight.
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Oh, I love these guys.
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They are totally
Jesus-centric and gorgeous.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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Bye, Mom.
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MARY: Veronica was
adopted by her parents
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when they were
missionaries in Vietnam.
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Hilary Faye sees her
as an example of God's will
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triumphing over a savage,
godless nation.
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So, what do you think
of the new ride?
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Oh, you're so lucky,
Hilary Faye.
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Yeah. I could've had
a Lexus Gold Edition,
you know.
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Wow! Roland is
blessed with such
a thoughtful sister.
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In countries like China,
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Hilary Faye probably
would've been
killed at birth.
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Yeah. And then where
would you be, Roland?
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China.
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Welcome.
You're one of us now.
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What?HILARY FAYE:
Come on, put it on!
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HILARY FAYE:
I'll have no time
to warm up now.
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Where's Dean?
He knows I have to sing
at assembly this morning.
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He's coming.
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Can you go move him
along a bit?
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Yeah. No problem.Thank you.
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Hey! Is Dean ready?
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I... I found this
under Dean's bed
last night.
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He's on his way
to Mercy House
this morning.
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He could be gone
a long time.
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We thought
you should know.
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But...
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I'm so sorry, Mary.
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[HONKING]HILARY FAYE: Let's go!
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Well, is he
coming out or not?
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Not.
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MARY: Mercy House
is a Christian
treatment facility
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where they deal with
everything from
drug abuse to alcoholism
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to de-gayification
and unwed mothers.
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I need to tell
you guys something.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Ugh.Ew.
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ROLAND: What?
It was no secret.
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He was a one-man
gay pride parade.
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[PERSONAL JESUSPLAYING]
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♪ Your own personal Jesus
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We've never had a gay
at American Eagle.
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Well, look,
we're not going to
tell anyone, okay?
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Hilary Faye?Yeah.
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You promised me.Yeah, that's fine.
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If you'd married him,
the gayness would be
passed on to your children.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[GIRLS SCREAMING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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MARY: Cassandra Edelstein was
the only Jewish to
ever attend American Eagles.
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She transferred in
last year amid rumors
that she was a stripper.
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Everyone wanted
to get her saved,
especially Hilary Faye.
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Hi, Cass.
Welcome back.
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[COUGHING]
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Smoking isn't
just bad for you,
it's bad for all of us.
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Mmm-hmm.Second hand smoke kills.
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I'm counting on it.
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[GIRLS GASPING]
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Oh, my gosh,
Hilary Faye!
Are you okay?
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I bet she doesn't even
have a handicap permit
for her car.
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And I'm right.
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Oh, my God.
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Come on,
we don't want to
be late, okay?
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Okay.
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[EXHALES]
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Let's get to class.
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Hi.Hey.
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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Hey!
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I like your jewel!Oh, that's awesome!
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GIRL: Hi,
Hilary Faye.
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Guys, guess what?
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I think Jesus appeared
to me in my fish tank.
And he...
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Oh!
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[GIRLS EXCLAIM]HILARY FAYE: It's okay.
It didn't move...
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But the tank's dirty
and most of
the fish are dead,
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but my mom said
if you guys want to
come over...
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Thanks. See you
after class, okay?
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Okay, I'll talk to
you guys after class.
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[BELL RINGING]
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I hope you let God
use you as a vessel
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for His divine plan
this summer.
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I'm sure you have noticed
the beautiful billboard
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designed and painted
by our own Hilary Faye,
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and donated by her father.
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Thank you.
Mary helped.
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And speaking of
new additions,
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please welcome
Patrick Wheeler.
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[CLASS CLAPS]
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MARY: Most of the boys
in school look like
NASA employees.
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Not Patrick.
There had to be a catch.
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TEACHER: Patrick is
Pastor Skip's son.
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He's been in South America
doing missionary work
with his mother.
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And he toured the world
with the Christian
Skateboard Association.
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Nice.
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Hitting the board
for the Lord?
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CASSANDRA: Is nothing
sacred to you people?
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Before assembly,
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let's catch up on what
everyone did this summer.
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Mary? Let's
start with you.
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♪ Holy, holy, holy
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♪ Lord God Almighty
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♪ All works praise him
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♪ In earth and sky and sea
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[BELL RINGING] ♪ Holy, holy, holy
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♪ Merciful and mighty
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[COUGHING] ♪ God in three Persons,
blessed Trinity
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[DOOR OPENING]
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PASTOR SKIP:
All right, everyone.
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Put your hands together
for the Christian Jewels!
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[CROWD APPLAUDING]
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[PLAYING PIANO MUSIC]
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♪ Sweet words to myself
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♪ Will make
the clouds disappear
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♪ If you were gone
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♪ What would I become?
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♪ You're so good to me
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♪ You're so good to me ♪ I mean that!
Oh, clarity
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♪ Dear God
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♪ A little piece of Heaven
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♪ A little piece of Heaven
in my world... ♪
272
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I figured they would
have sent you to
a special school by now.
273
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This is a special school.Oops.
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No.
275
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I fell out of a tree
when I was nine.
276
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Hilary Faye found me.
277
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She calls it the miracle
that saved my life.
278
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The miracle would've been
not falling out of the tree
in the first place.
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Sorry.
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Is that why you're
behind a year?
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Yeah.
282
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We should get back inside.
283
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,017
Hmm.
284
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Nice.
285
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,895
You want a push?
286
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Thanks.
287
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,078
You stare at my ass again,
I will push you off a cliff.
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[VOCALIZING]
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[WILD APPLAUSE]
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Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
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[WHOOMP! [THERE IT IS]
PLAYING]
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♪ Whoomp!
There it is
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All right!
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♪ Whoomp!
There it is
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♪ Whoomp!
There it is
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♪ Whoomp!
There it is ♪
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Welcome to
the first assembly
of the year.
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Give it up to the Lord!
Jesus is in the house!
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[CHEERING]
300
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All right!
All right!
All right!
301
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,612
Let's get our Christ on.
Let's kick it Jesus style!
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Y'all want to walk
with the ultimate rebel?
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The ultimate CEO,
the biggest celebrity
of them all.
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Who's down with G-O-D?
305
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,841
[ALL APPLAUDING]I'm down with the G-O-D,
that's right!
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All right!
307
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:13,195
Jesus rules!
Jesus rules!
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ALL: [CHANTING] Jesus rules!
Jesus rules! Jesus rules!
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All right! All right!
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Yeah!
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All right, let's pray.
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PASTOR SKIP: Lord, we're
going to have an awesome year
here at American Eagles.
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HILARY FAYE: I know
I'm not supposed to
ask for specifics, Lord,
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like when I prayed
for an expensive car
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and got the handicapper
van instead,
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00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,571
but I want this to be
the best year ever.
317
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And between you and me,
I think you'll agree
I totally deserve it.
318
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:49,405
VERONICA: Thank you for
sparing me from
eternal damnation.
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00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,408
I'm sorry I let
that Promise Maker guy
touch me in the rectory.
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TIA: Daddy still hasn't
stopped drinking,
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00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,498
but I know you're
working on it.
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I really want to be a Jewel.
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CASSANDRA: I wonder
if roller boy's paralyzed
everywhere below the waist?
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ROLAND: Oh, yeah, she digs me.
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PATRICK: Please, Jesus,
don't let Dad humiliate me.
326
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,469
Those Jesus freaks
are onto something.
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Especially in front of her.
328
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,950
MARY: About Dean and I?
329
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,431
I thought we had a deal.
330
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,434
Why is he at Mercy House?
331
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You did restore me, right?
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PASTOR SKIP: And keep
our President safe. Amen.
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ALL: Amen.
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Now, who wants to
come down here and give
their heart to the Lord?
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[SOFT ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]
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Who wants to start
the year off right
and get saved?
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00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,283
Lot of temptations
over the summer.
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I bet some of you folks
backslid just a little.
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Who wants to
recommit themselves
to the Lord?
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00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,204
There we go!
All right.
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All right.
Praise Jesus.
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Fantastic.
Praise Jesus.
Come on down.
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There you go.
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Awesome!
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PASTOR SKIP:
Fantastic. All right.
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Welcome home.
Welcome home, Jesus.
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Welcome to assembly.
Jesus loves you.
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[MURMURING]
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Praise Jesus.
Accept Him
into your heart.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Hallelujah!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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PASTOR SKIP:
Hallelujah! Bear witness.
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She's speaking
God's love language.
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00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,691
Oh, my God.
The Jew girl's
speaking in tongues.
356
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,303
She's gonna show her boobs.
Thank you, Jesus.
357
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,131
PATRICK: She is!
She's gonna show her boobs.
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00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,657
[CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
359
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,797
She's saying
she's got a hot...
360
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:01,885
[FEEDBACK OVER MIC]
361
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,366
[ALL GASPING]
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00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:10,807
MARY: After that,
Cassandra's status went from
cautionary tale to legend.
363
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,507
There was no act too vulgar
to get her expelled.
364
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,726
But the more she acted out,
365
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,382
[SCREAMING] the more Hilary Faye
wanted to get her saved.
366
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,515
I'm totally glad that
she wasn't expelled.
367
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,865
Her actions are
such a cry for help.
368
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,564
She might not
know this now,
but she's, like,
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00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,872
that much closer
to accepting Jesus
into her heart, right?
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00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:36,572
Seriously, she could be
some poor savage
in some remote jungle
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who will never know the Lord
and who will never go
to Heaven, ever.
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HILARY FAYE: That's why
God has missionaries like
Patrick to spread His word.
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[EXCLAIMS]
374
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,408
Oh, gosh.
375
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,368
Yeah, what's up, guys?
376
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,499
Hi.
377
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,762
You're Mary, right?
Thanks, bro.
378
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,416
Yeah.
379
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,375
You played the keyboard
during assembly.
That was really cool.
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00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,551
Thanks.HILARY FAYE:
Isn't she great?
381
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,075
She knows just
how to complement
my vocal stylings
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00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,424
without overpowering them.
383
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,773
Ah.
384
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:06,428
We were just
talking about
your missionary work.
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00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,908
So great.
386
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,693
So, like,
what part of the world
has the worst heathens,
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00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,783
'cause I'm
so interested in that.
388
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:17,439
Honestly, I couldn't say.
Mostly, I just
stuck to skating.
389
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,181
No, no, no.
But how many of them
did you actually save?
390
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,836
Hey, you guys,
I totally scored
some free stuff for you.
391
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,446
Thank you, Tia.
392
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,798
Piss off, asshole!
And another thing,
no more muffin for you.
393
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,713
The muffin shop
is closed.
394
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:33,412
Oh, my gosh!
395
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,371
She's in worse shape than
I ever could have imagined,
you guys. Right?
396
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,112
We need to show her
just how cool
we Christians can be.
397
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,200
Yeah, totally.
398
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,028
Let's start laughing...
399
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,725
Now!
400
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,815
[LAUGHING LOUDLY]
401
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:50,211
Hey, Cassandra.
Come join us.
We're just...
402
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,692
Roland! You want to
go wait in the van again?
403
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,737
These are new pants.
404
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:58,741
Oh, you're handicapped,
but get it together.
405
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:01,918
Hey, Roland.
How about we
get out of here,
406
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,660
and you can give me
a little spin
in that thing, hmm?
407
00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,533
Release his parking brake,
Hilary Faye.
408
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:11,450
You smell like Tia's dad.
Have you been drinking?
Come on. Careful!
409
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,715
Ooh! I'm having a vision
of the Virgin Mary.
410
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,760
Jeez, Cassandra,
are you all right?
411
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,893
What she needs to do
is accept Jesus
into her heart.
412
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,504
What she needs
is a ride home.
413
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,592
PATRICK: I'll take her.
414
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,465
I'll help you, then.Come on, Cassandra.
415
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,684
HILARY FAYE:
No, no, no, no.
416
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:31,252
Get off me!
417
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,515
HILARY FAYE: Helping Patrick
haul Cassandra out of the mall
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00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,605
was like the most perfect
God-centered moment.
419
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:39,478
You really learn a lot
about a boy when you're
servicing the Lord.
420
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,307
Hey, Hilary Faye,
I can see your pad.
I can see it!
421
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,484
Quit it!
422
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:50,793
TEACHER: Up through the knees,
still bent at the waist,
and roll to standing. Good!
423
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:56,712
And twist and hold.
Come on, keep holding.
424
00:24:56,756 --> 00:25:00,499
I know what you're
looking at, Mary.
And Jesus does, too.
425
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,850
[VOMITING]
426
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,644
MARY: After
a threatening letter
427
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,559
from the State
Board of Education,
428
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,910
they finally broke down
and created a sex ed class.
429
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,999
A little too late,
I might add.
430
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,699
So, it's all about
populating the planet.
431
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:30,746
And good Christians
don't get jiggy with it
until they're married.
432
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,791
Lights!
433
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,751
Yes, Mary?
434
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,843
Is it possible
Jesus might need us
435
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:44,847
to do His will
by not waiting?
436
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,719
[CLASS LAUGHING]
437
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,983
Wait, of course
He wants us to wait.
438
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,551
I don't think I get
what you mean, Mary.
439
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,728
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
440
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,686
I don't know.
441
00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,689
MAN ON TV:
Which variety of bass is not
indigenous to North America?
442
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,561
B, Smallmouth.Peacock.
443
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,607
BRENDA: Largemouth? MAN: Sorry,
that's incorrect.
444
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,609
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
445
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:11,265
This religious figure
was known for offering
to God one of his sons.
446
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,093
Moses.
447
00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,617
MAN: Brenda? BRENDA: [STUTTERING]
I'm guessing Abraham.
448
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:19,621
MAN: That's correct.
Congratulations. Well done.
449
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,841
I hate this show.
450
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:26,672
WOMAN: Coming up onLifetime,
Valerie Bertinelli stars
inBitter Harvest,
451
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,153
a sensitive portrayal
of one woman's
struggle with cancer.
452
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,895
Oh, this looks good.
453
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:36,638
VALERIE: There was a feeling
of twilight in the air,
454
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,336
all honeydew and lilac.
455
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,643
God wasn't just
smiling down on me.
456
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:46,430
He was jumping up
and cheering.
457
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:50,783
And then, well...
I thought I was pregnant.
458
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,393
I'd been throwing up
every morning
459
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:55,004
and I hadn't had
my period in two months.
460
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,790
So, I took
a home pregnancy test.
461
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,661
WOMAN 2: What happened?
462
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,667
I found out I wasn't pregnant.
463
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,800
[SIGHING] It was the cancer.
464
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:13,849
She found all that out
from a home pregnancy test?
465
00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:17,897
MARY: Valerie's struggles
made me realize that
my problems weren't so bad.
466
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:21,727
Dean was getting help,
and I still had the Jewels.
467
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,642
I was going to be okay.
468
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,653
[SIGHS]
469
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:39,222
[GASPS]
470
00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,789
Hey, Mary.
471
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,618
You work here, too?
472
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,099
I'm saving up for a car.
Hey, when I get one,
I can come pick you up.
473
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,103
You okay?
474
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:52,888
Yeah, it's just
really hot in here.
475
00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:54,673
I'll see you later.Promise?
476
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,854
Please let it be cancer!
Please let it be cancer!
477
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,769
Please let it be cancer!
Please let it be cancer!
478
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,206
[TICKING]
479
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,253
[TIMER DINGS]
480
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,045
[SIGHS]
481
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,498
[EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION]
482
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,762
The test mentioned
something about
a possible false positive.
483
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,249
Do you have anything
later on Monday?
484
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:56,473
3:00? No, I can make that.
485
00:28:56,517 --> 00:29:00,086
I have
my leadership meeting
tonight after work.
486
00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,525
You're not wearing that,
are you?
487
00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,831
Why not?
488
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,877
You just can't, Mom.
489
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,966
You're right,
it's too hot
for a sweater.
490
00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:11,967
[SIGHS]
491
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,798
I'll see you later.Bye, hon.
492
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,109
Hey, Mary, sorry to hear
about Dean's faggotry.
493
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:24,763
What?
494
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,765
See you at P circle?
495
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,776
Can I talk to you?
496
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,126
Yeah.
497
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,781
What's going on?
498
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,348
You promised me.
499
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,786
Oh, Mary.
500
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,267
It's hard,
501
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,618
but I think this is
the only way
we can help Dean.
502
00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,492
Don't you think?
503
00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:01,016
Come on,
you're not born a gay.
504
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:03,105
You're born again.
505
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,847
I don't know
what I think anymore.
506
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,241
I've got to go.
507
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,633
Wait, don't you
need me to give you
a ride home?
508
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,853
Not today.
509
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:15,335
Well, well,
tonight at the prayer
circle meeting, okay?
510
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,036
Prayer circle meeting
at my house at 7:00.
511
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,822
I'm conducting it
for Mary's gay
boyfriend, Dean.
512
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,577
What?
513
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,971
You know where a guy
can get some smokes?
514
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,712
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
515
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:02,034
What's the matter?
Scared to be seen
in public with a stripper?
516
00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:04,601
No. Scared of being
seen with a cripple?
517
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,690
I've been seen with worse.
518
00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:09,258
Hilary Faye's
gonna freak out
when I'm not there.
519
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:12,044
Who cares?
520
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,003
It's just that I don't
get out much on my own.
521
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,571
I'm not really a stripper.
522
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,747
I'm not really a Christian.
523
00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:24,317
So, how did you end up
at American Eagle?
524
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,101
I mean,
you're Jewish, right?
525
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,712
Well, after I got expelled
from my last school,
526
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:32,325
it was either here
or home-schooling.
527
00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:35,284
I figure I could handle
these freaks better
than my parents.
528
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,156
Well... Lucky me.
529
00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:41,160
Are you playing
footsies with me?
530
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:42,639
Wheelies.
531
00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,905
Hey, isn't that...
532
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:50,430
ROLAND: Mary?
What's she doing downtown?
533
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,476
There's only one reason
Christian girls come down
to the Planned Parenthood.
534
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,087
She's planting
a pipe bomb?
535
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,089
Okay, two reasons.
536
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,699
With Dean?
537
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:02,050
I think there's
a better chance
of that pipe bomb.
538
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:07,273
I should get home.
539
00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,366
Yeah, you should.
540
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,672
[IN THIS LIFEPLAYING]
541
00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:31,123
♪ Let me show you
what I'm made of
542
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:35,954
♪ Good intentions are
not enough
543
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:45,528
♪ To get me through today
and this life
544
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:55,756
♪ Let me tell you
who you really are
545
00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:01,022
♪ You're my comfort
You're not a superstar
546
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:10,205
♪ I can reach up and bring you
back down to the ground ♪
547
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:22,043
Shit!
548
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,879
Fuck!
549
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,066
God damn.
550
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,552
HILARY FAYE: And we pray for
all the perverts, Lord,
but especially for Dean,
551
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:56,164
whom, at this time,
just hasn't found
the right girl.
552
00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:01,561
We join together
and beg You to rid him
of his unnatural perversions.
553
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:04,259
May You lead him
out of the darkness, Lord,
554
00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:07,219
and into your
divine light. Amen.
555
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:09,351
[CLAPPING]
556
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,224
That was good.
That felt really nice.
557
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,009
Thank you so much
for that great prayer.
558
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,272
Hi, Mary.Hi.
559
00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:20,232
How are you?
It's so good to see you.
We've been waiting for you.
560
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,757
We were just finishing up,
so if you have anything else
you want to add,
561
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,498
Jesus is still listening.
562
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:28,196
Jesus isn't listening,
Hilary Faye.
563
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,893
I did everything
I could to save Dean,
564
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,373
and he still ended up
at Mercy House.
565
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,114
Okay. Let's
take a breath...
566
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:36,813
What can they say
and do that I haven't
already done?
567
00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:38,380
We have to
pray about this.
568
00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,165
Prayer works,
it's medically proven.
569
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,818
You know that.Just lay off of me!
570
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,516
Whoa! Wait a second.
571
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,129
Give me that.
572
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:52,177
You could pollute the Jewels
and everything we stand for.
573
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,353
And I can't have that.
Goodbye.
574
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,227
I hope you know
that this is all
a waste of time.
575
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,412
I just got
off the phone
with Hilary Faye.
576
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:13,154
Wow, can she be
an uppity hootie-hoo.
577
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,417
[SIGHS]
578
00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,378
What's the matter?
579
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,944
Nothing.
580
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,164
Come on.
581
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:33,435
Why do you think
Dean's parents
sent him away so fast?
582
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:36,177
They probably thought
they couldn't handle it
by themselves.
583
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:39,572
Having a child
is like owning a car.
584
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:44,098
I can change the oil,
fill the gas tank,
take it to a car wash,
585
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,971
but if the carburetor broke,
I wouldn't have a clue
as to how to fix it.
586
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:51,323
You're saying you'd
send me to a place
like Mercy House?
587
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,934
Oh, Mary,
please don't tell me
you're a lesbian.
588
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:56,458
Mom.Oh!
589
00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,156
[CHUCKLES]
590
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,160
LILLIAN: Should I be
worried about you?
591
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,945
I don't need to
worry about you. Do I?
592
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,167
No.
593
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,213
No, no.
594
00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,391
MARY: My mom just
compared me to a car,
595
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,655
so me having a baby
definitely falls into
596
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:22,876
the category of things
she couldn't handle.
597
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:26,401
A week after prom,
and two days
after I turned 18,
598
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:30,623
I was going to join
the unwed mothers' club.
599
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:33,408
MARY: Dean,
I'm really sorry
about what we did.
600
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:37,586
We should have at least
used protection, you know?
601
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,327
You're the only person
I've ever been with.
602
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,155
No. I know that.
603
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,243
I don't have anything.
604
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,463
Dean, I really...
605
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,378
I need to
tell you something.
606
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:47,727
Hey, governor.
607
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,381
[GIGGLING]
Hi, Mitch.
608
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,167
Mitch?
609
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,344
My roommate.
He's here for
the same reason as me.
610
00:36:56,388 --> 00:37:00,392
He even ran away from home
to San Francisco.
He's the worst one here.
611
00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:01,610
You'd better be careful.
612
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,438
I'm gonna beat this.
613
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,224
According to the brochure,
hundreds of others have.
614
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,182
What were you going to say?
615
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,491
Nothing. Just...
616
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,756
I wanted to know
if you'd be out by prom.
617
00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,541
Wild horses
couldn't stop me.
618
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:22,544
I got to go. We're doing
a Christian haunted house.
Happy Halloween.
619
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,459
[DIAL TONE DRONING]
620
00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:30,552
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
Let's pick it up.
621
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:32,989
Hey, Mary.
622
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,515
Nice costume.
623
00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,864
Thanks.
624
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,085
'Cause we have the same...
625
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,525
Roland! Roland!
626
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,091
If you don't
let go of my chair,
627
00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,528
I'm gonna tell
everybody you touched me
628
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,833
inappropriately while
helping me in the bathroom.
629
00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:52,792
Oh, really?
Is that supposed to
embarrass me?
630
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,489
ROLAND: I'm just tired
of you pushing me around.
631
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:59,320
Maybe I am tired of
pushing you around.
He's all yours!
632
00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,583
Thanks!
Call me later, 'kay?
633
00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,672
He doesn't
appreciate one thing
you do for him.
634
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:07,459
Yeah. You know,
without the strength and love
that Jesus provides me,
635
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:09,678
do you really think
Cassandra's going to
be able to take care of him?
636
00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,245
No way.
637
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,029
She's just gonna
end up hurting him.
638
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:16,119
By the look of the
bruises on his neck,
she already has.
639
00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,338
Tia, please!
640
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:19,297
What are you
supposed to be?
641
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,561
A roller skate.
642
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,476
I've got something
to show you.
643
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:26,129
You do?Mmm-hmm.
644
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,836
You didn't just do this
for the parking permit,
did you?
645
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,272
Pretty much.
646
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,623
MARY: In the meantime,
647
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:45,323
I was trying to find
a new religion or
a new God or whatever.
648
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:49,065
But to tell you the truth,
they were all kind of
freaking me out.
649
00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,067
I mean, sure,
they can't all be right,
650
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,853
but they can't
all be wrong, right?
651
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,474
You know,
the whole crystal thing
is so felt up.
652
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,824
Don't you have a church
to desecrate or something?
653
00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:11,653
Roland and I both saw you
sneaking out of the clinic.
654
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,743
Kudos on the Bono shades,
by the way.
655
00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:17,311
I was distributing pamphlets.
656
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,880
I was trying to
prevent girls like you
from making a mistake.
657
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,752
Thank you.
658
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,754
After we win
the costume contest,
659
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:29,149
we'll give religious tracts
to the kids instead of candy.
660
00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:31,760
Good one.VERONICA: Good idea.
That's awesome.
661
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:35,764
Hey, ladies. Sorry,
you got a second?
662
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:36,939
Yeah.
663
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:39,551
Listen, I'm concerned
about Mary.
664
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:40,595
Something's going on.
665
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,380
Yeah, me, too.
666
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:46,949
She's part of your posse,
and I think that
you could help her.
667
00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:49,822
I'm gonna need you to be
a warrior our there on
the front lines for Jesus.
668
00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:51,780
You mean, like, shoot her?
669
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:54,087
[CHUCKLES]
670
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:57,786
No, I was thinking
of something
a little less gangsta.
671
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,788
I need someone
who's spiritually armed
672
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,182
to help guide her
back to her faith
673
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,446
with the love and care
that only Jesus can supply.
You down with that?
674
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,795
HILARY FAYE:
I'm down with that.
675
00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:08,231
PASTOR SKIP:
She's vulnerable right now,
676
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,668
so I'm gonna need you
to be extra gentle.
677
00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:10,712
[TIRES SCREECHING]
678
00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,714
HILARY FAYE: Hurry!
679
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,803
I'm going,
I'm going.
680
00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,501
[GIRLS CLAMORING]
681
00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,416
MARY: Tia?
682
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,026
Hurry up, hurry up!
683
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:26,728
In the name of Jesus,
I command you,
684
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,164
leave the body
of this servant of God.
685
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,863
You're performing
an exorcism on me?
Get off me!
686
00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:32,255
TIA: Mary, come back here.
687
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:33,953
Hey, Mary,
we have to get rid
of the evil in you.
688
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,215
It's God's will!
689
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,739
God's will?Christ died
for your sins.
690
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:41,003
Okay, wait a second.
So are you not gonna
accept our intervention?
691
00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,570
You mean,
kidnapping? No!
692
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,746
You are backsliding
into the flames of hell.
693
00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:47,923
You've become
a magnet for sin.
We've all witnessed it.
694
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,665
Sure, Veronica
acting all pure.
695
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,710
What about
last spring break
696
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,233
at the Promise
Makers rally, huh?
697
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,496
Oh, my God!
You are making accusationsGet off me.
698
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,498
as we're trying to
save your soul?
699
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:02,503
Mary, turn away from Satan.
Jesus, He loves you.
700
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:06,681
You don't know
the first thing about love.
701
00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,988
I am filled
with Christ's love.
702
00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:10,468
God!
703
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,600
You are just jealous
of my success in the Lord.
704
00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:16,212
This is not a weapon,
you idiot.
705
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,478
[DOG BARKING]
706
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:27,223
[HORN HONKS]Mary! Hi.
707
00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:30,879
Did they send you
to strap me on the back
of your scooter?
708
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:34,666
Scooter?
Mary, this is a Vespa,
709
00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:38,539
and I don't know what
you're talking about.
Hop on.
710
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,498
I'd rather walk.
711
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,716
Suit yourself.
712
00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:49,637
PATRICK: She actually tried
to exorcise you?
713
00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:51,247
MARY: Yeah.
714
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:54,250
That was nice of her,
I guess.
715
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,687
The way things
have been going,
716
00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,732
I probably
should've let her.
717
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:01,736
Listen, Mary,
718
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,826
I want you to know
that I don't think
Dean's sick or anything.
719
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,480
Yeah, right.
720
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,917
No, really. I mean,
Mercy House doesn't
really exist for
721
00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,658
the people who
get sent there.
722
00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,921
It exists more
for the people who
do the sending.
723
00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:17,143
So, then, why were you
at Hilary Faye's when
she was praying for Dean?
724
00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,320
Honestly?
725
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,063
I thought
you'd be there.
726
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,334
Well, thank you
for the ride, Patrick.
727
00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,118
Any time.
728
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:39,513
Mary!
729
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:45,301
Do you want to
go out some time?
730
00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,262
What? Are you gonna
take me out on your scooter?
731
00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,917
Come on.
I'm totally adorable.
732
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:55,616
Besides, it'd drive
Hilary Faye crazy.
733
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,449
I can't. I'm not
dating right now.
734
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:07,019
What about tomorrow night?
Will you be dating then?
735
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:10,762
Goodnight, Patrick.
736
00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:12,633
[BELL RINGING]
737
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:15,636
[CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING]HILARY FAYE: Thank you!
You guys are so sweet.
738
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,203
You know what?
739
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,858
We need to...
740
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:27,605
We need to think about
those people who don't
have Christ in their life.
741
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:31,652
So, let's pray for Mary.
742
00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:34,307
MARY: Lucky for me,
at our school,
teen pregnancy was
743
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,788
about as common
as the flesh-eating virus.
744
00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:38,572
CASSANDRA: [WHISPERING] Mary!
745
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,923
No one really seemed
to catch on.
Except Cassandra.
746
00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:47,668
TEACHER: Mary?Could I have
a bathroom pass, please?
747
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:49,627
Sure.
748
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,151
TEACHER: "Blessed are those
who are persecuted
because of righteousness,
749
00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,370
[DOOR OPENS] "for theirs is
the Kingdom of Heaven.
750
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:57,852
"Blessed are you when people
insult you, persecute you
751
00:43:57,896 --> 00:44:00,420
"and falsely say all kinds
of evil against you
because of Me."
752
00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,902
[FLUSHING]
753
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:07,993
Excuse me.
754
00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:13,041
It doesn't bother you
to have people
smoking around you?
755
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:15,000
It's so bad
for the baby.
756
00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:18,394
I'm not pregnant, okay?
757
00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,875
So, what's your plan?
758
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:23,704
It's too late
for the big "A".
759
00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,663
You look like
a smuggler.
760
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:26,968
I know somewhere
where you could
sell it.
761
00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,840
I'm not going
to sell my...
762
00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,235
[SIGHS]
763
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,501
It's Dean's,
isn't it?
764
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,723
You can't do this
on your own.
765
00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:45,857
Yes, I can.
766
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,860
No, you can't.
767
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:53,821
[SIGHS]
768
00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:00,045
I thought
I was helping him.
769
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:05,877
I thought
it was what Jesus
wanted me to do.
770
00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:12,057
[SOBBING] That's
pretty stupid, right?
771
00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,147
It's not stupid.
772
00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:17,758
Yes, it is.It's not stupid.
773
00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:32,860
If you're interested,
I know some people
who'd pay a lot of money
774
00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,123
to take naked pictures
of you in a family way.
775
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,821
Yeah?
776
00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,170
How much money?
777
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:40,041
[THINGS ARE WHAT
YOU MAKE OF THEMPLAYING]
778
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:42,087
You need to
get out of here.
779
00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,135
Are we cutting?
780
00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:48,789
[DOOR OPENS]
781
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,796
Should you be driving?
782
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,015
What is it
with you people?
783
00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:59,321
You don't think
I can do anything,
do you?
784
00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:02,498
I mean, you don't have
your license, do you?
785
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,804
[ENGINE STARTS]No.
786
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,025
[TIRES SCREECHING]
787
00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:13,640
Here. Years of shoplifting
have taught me how to
hide a bundle, okay?
788
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,555
[SIGHS]
789
00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:17,078
Did I ever tell you
about the time
790
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:20,168
that I shoplifted
a frozen turkey out of
a Piggly Wiggly
791
00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:22,823
wearing only a tube top
and some Daisy Dukes?
792
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:24,303
♪ Things are what
you make of them
793
00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,784
♪ Things are what
you make of them, baby
794
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,047
♪ And you know what I mean
795
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,832
♪ Yeah, you know what I mean
796
00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:35,357
I can't pay for all of this.
797
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,840
Compliments of Hilary Faye.
798
00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:41,233
♪ Things are what
you make of them
799
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:43,322
♪ Things are what
you make of them, baby ♪
800
00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:45,890
[ALL LAUGHING]
801
00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:49,284
CASSANDRA: So,
Patrick asked you out
and you turned him down?
802
00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:52,853
The boy is a tomcat,
even if he is
a big JC freak.
803
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:56,814
And, double plus bonus,
I'm pretty sure
he's not a 'mo.
804
00:46:56,857 --> 00:47:00,339
He's Pastor Skip's son,
and I'm about to
pop a baby out.
805
00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:01,993
I should tell Patrick
to act gay around you.
806
00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,821
Maybe then he'd get
a little action.
807
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,561
Nice. Very nice.
808
00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:09,043
[ROLAND TAPPING
WHEELCHAIR ON GROUND]
809
00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:14,788
Does it ever bother you
that he can't walk?He can't walk?
810
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:18,009
No, I mean,
it must be tricky,
that's all.
811
00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:21,839
I don't care.
He gets me
and I get him.
812
00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,884
Cool.
813
00:47:23,928 --> 00:47:25,843
Hello, ladies.Hello.
814
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:30,151
Check this out.
I got a candy bar
and a whole nickel.
815
00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:32,240
CASSANDRA: Oh, Jesus!
Don't look now,
816
00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:35,069
but bitch-face is here
with your boyfriend.
817
00:47:36,941 --> 00:47:39,857
Hey, guys.
Merry Christmas.
818
00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,950
What's wrong with her?
819
00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:47,908
It's nothing.
820
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,869
I just get this really
left-out feeling around
Christmastime, you know?
821
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,262
Jewish.
822
00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,874
Well, if you decided
to accept Christ
into your heart,
823
00:47:56,917 --> 00:48:01,269
then you and your people
could join in
on the fun, too.
824
00:48:01,313 --> 00:48:04,490
We should go.
Bye, guys.
825
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,405
[SIGHS]
826
00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:07,710
Wait!
827
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,017
What?
828
00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:11,410
You're right.
829
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,715
HILARY FAYE: I am?
830
00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,022
I want to join in
on the fun.
831
00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:18,983
I don't want
a Hanukkah bush this year.
I want a Christmas tree.
832
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,941
You're kidding me
again, right?
833
00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:24,336
I want to get saved.
I want a relationship
with Jesus Christ for real.
834
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,992
HILARY FAYE: Are you serious?
835
00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:28,906
Yes.
836
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:34,215
Okay. This is going to be
pretty intense, Patrick.
837
00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:37,915
Gosh, I don't have
all of my equipment
with me, but...
838
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:40,569
Okay. Sit down.
839
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:45,748
First of all,
we need to have you confess
all of your sins out loud.
840
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:47,402
Well, there's
all the swears.Mmm-hmm.
841
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:50,405
I mean, I have a pretty
god damn dirty mouth.
842
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:54,757
And then there's the sex.
Are we counting oral...Whoa.
843
00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:58,152
So, Christmas shopping
with Hilary Faye, eh?
844
00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:00,154
No, no, no, no, no.
I just ran into her here.
845
00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,765
Honestly.
846
00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,767
She's helping me
pick out some
last-minute gifts.
847
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,466
Hey, look here.
Sorry, sorry.
848
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,424
What are you doing,
Patrick?
849
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:11,992
I want to see
what's in here.
Come on.
850
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,952
No. We're not allowed...We'll just be gone
for a second.
851
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,692
MARY: I don't think
we should be in here.
852
00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:18,520
PATRICK: Yes, yes, we should
definitely be in here.MARY: No.
853
00:49:44,329 --> 00:49:45,983
It's incredible.
854
00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,998
I like you, Mary.
855
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,870
I really do.
856
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,524
Why?
857
00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:09,223
You're beautiful.
858
00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,400
You speak for yourself.
859
00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:14,446
God gave us all
free will,
860
00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:18,189
and that day
at Hilary Faye's
prayer circle,
861
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,974
you weren't afraid
to use it.
862
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,323
You inspired me.
863
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,024
You amaze me, Mary.
864
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:33,900
[GASPS]
865
00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:36,729
This is a bad idea,
I knew it.
866
00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:37,991
PATRICK: No,
wait a minute.
867
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,428
You're not my type,
Patrick.
868
00:50:40,472 --> 00:50:41,995
Why? Why not?
869
00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:45,085
I'm sorry.
870
00:50:46,782 --> 00:50:48,088
Mary, wait.
871
00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:55,226
Thanks.
872
00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,058
[DOOR OPENS]
873
00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,452
[DOOR CLOSES]
874
00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:07,803
CASSANDRA: I taped a piece
of rotten bacon inside
Hilary Faye's locker.
875
00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,501
MARY: That's disgusting.
876
00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:12,460
She made me listen
to the entire Elms CD
on her iPod.
877
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,332
I didn't ask you
to get saved.
878
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,029
Anyway, it's no big deal.
879
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,249
Last year,
I got saved so I could
go on a ski trip.
880
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,685
Oh, my God!
881
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:23,080
Hi, Cass.
How do you feel?
882
00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:25,821
I'm a whole new girl,
Hay Faye.
883
00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:29,390
I told you!
How great is Jesus?
884
00:51:29,434 --> 00:51:33,264
Yeah. About that...
885
00:51:33,307 --> 00:51:36,136
I've decided to devote
my life to Satan instead.
886
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,443
Thanks, though.
887
00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,140
What?
888
00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:44,318
[SHUDDERS IN ANGER]
889
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,451
Wow! Who beefed?
890
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:52,196
PRIEST: "She was found
to be pregnant
through the Holy Spirit.
891
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,328
"When he had
contemplated this,
an angel of the Lord
892
00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:56,287
"appeared to him
in a dream and said,
893
00:51:56,330 --> 00:52:01,074
"'Joseph, son of David,
do not be afraid to
take Mary as your wife,
894
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:05,861
"'because the child
conceived in her
is from the Holy Spirit.'
895
00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:09,822
"Behold, a virgin
shall conceive
and bear a son."
896
00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:12,303
MARY: I know this is,
like, totally wrong,
897
00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:15,132
but don't you ever
wonder if she made
the whole thing up?
898
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,699
You have to admit,
it's a good one.
899
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:22,878
It's not like anyone
could use virgin birth
as an excuse again.
900
00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,880
I don't really think
she made it up,
901
00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:27,492
but I can understand
why a girl would.
902
00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:30,538
Quit being so stingy.
903
00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:33,411
They're my Valentine's
Day chocolates.
904
00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:36,762
You bought them
for yourself,
so it doesn't count.
905
00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:40,635
CASSANDRA:
You still have that?
906
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,203
I haven't decided
if I want to give it
to him yet.
907
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,162
You better
decide fast.
908
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,605
Happy Valentine's Day.
909
00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:55,563
Thank you.I made it myself.
910
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:57,174
[SNIFFS]
911
00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:02,657
It's a dumb idea,
anyway.
912
00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:06,052
[WANDERLUSTPLAYING] ♪ You're on my mind
today again
913
00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:11,362
♪ Pushing out and pulling in
914
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,929
♪ You know
915
00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:17,368
♪ How easy it is
to let it slip away
916
00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:21,633
♪ You let it go too far
917
00:53:29,423 --> 00:53:31,251
PASTOR SKIP: Mary's been
going through a lot
of changes this year,
918
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,385
and a relationship is
the last thing
she needs right now.
919
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:39,433
Yeah, you're
the relationship expert.
920
00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,392
You and mom don't
even talk anymore.
921
00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,220
That's because your mom
has her missionary position,
922
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:46,527
and I have my responsibilities
running the school, and...
923
00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:49,443
Mom told me everything
this summer.
924
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:53,621
Why didn't you
just get divorced
when she wanted to?
925
00:53:53,665 --> 00:53:56,450
Because divorce is not
part of God's plan.
926
00:53:56,494 --> 00:53:59,279
Dad, you need to think
of a new plan.
927
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,672
[APPLAUSE ON TV]
928
00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,633
MARY: I thought you were
meeting with Pastor Skip.
929
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,331
It got cancelled.
930
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:10,247
Again? That's, like,
three times this week.
931
00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:12,379
Four.
932
00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:18,298
Well, do you want to
talk about it?
933
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,561
I think this one's
between me and Jesus.
934
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:25,392
Do you want to talk?
935
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:26,480
No.
936
00:54:32,530 --> 00:54:35,228
I try to remind myself
that when Jesus shuts a door,
937
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,056
He opens a window.
938
00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,537
Yeah. So we have something
we can jump out of.
939
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,541
[PHONE RINGING]
940
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:47,066
[RINGING CONTINUES]
941
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,287
[SIGHS]
942
00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:53,333
LILLIAN: Hello?Hey. It's me.
943
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,030
PASTOR SKIP: I'm trying to
get the board to okay
944
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:57,685
this new youth
outreach program
945
00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:02,864
so that you can get
the kids into church
via rock music concerts,
946
00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:05,345
and one of the board members
comes up to me and he says,
947
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:10,568
"I can't tell the difference
between Christian rock
and secular rock anymore."
948
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:14,093
[CHUCKLING] And I said,
"Dude, exactly."
949
00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:18,271
You get their attention,
and then you hit them
with the message, and boom!
950
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,359
You've saved another soul.
951
00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,274
Skip...What?
952
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,277
I don't care.You don't care?
953
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,324
I've missed you.
I've missed our meetings.
954
00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:30,414
I feel good
when I'm with you.
955
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,372
I think you
feel good, too.
956
00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,333
Yeah.
957
00:55:39,597 --> 00:55:42,164
I've missed you, too, yeah.
958
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:45,733
I wonder why God would
give us these feelings
of happiness
959
00:55:45,777 --> 00:55:48,649
if what we're doing
is wrong.
960
00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:52,044
What are we doing, Lillian?
961
00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:55,352
We haven't done anything
to be ashamed of, Skip.
962
00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:58,093
[SIGHS]
963
00:55:58,137 --> 00:56:02,141
Is this how people turn away
from Christ's teachings?
I mean, I...
964
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,536
All the...
965
00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:08,321
All the Bible study
I've done,
966
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:11,324
all the preaching
I've done to the kids,
967
00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:17,722
all the prayers
for forgiveness
I've prayed...
968
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:25,556
All I can think about is
969
00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:28,602
kissing you, Lillian.
970
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,345
[STAMMERING]
I want to kiss you.
971
00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:38,612
Then kiss me.
972
00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:58,632
MARY: By Easter,
it seemed Jesus had
answered my mom's prayers.
973
00:56:58,676 --> 00:57:01,896
She was as happy as
she was when she first
got back from Orlando.
974
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:04,464
I'm probably gonna
be late tonight,
because I have a meeting.
975
00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:07,641
I know.
You're meeting
twice a week now?
976
00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,904
Or you can do petrol...
977
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,472
[SUPERSTARPLAYING]
978
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:15,997
MARY: Pastor Skip suggested
Patrick take more interest
in school activities.
979
00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:19,436
He said that by focusing
his energies on the Lord,
980
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:22,917
he would have less time
to think about dating.
981
00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:27,313
Or, I should say,
he'd have less time
to think about dating me.
982
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:32,057
[MOANS]
983
00:57:36,888 --> 00:57:39,630
Now, that's what I call
being hung on a cross.
984
00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,460
[SHUSHING]
985
00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:48,987
Hi.
986
00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:49,988
[CLEARING THROAT]
987
00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:52,860
Patrick and I
and everyone,
988
00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,253
were going to
grab some food.
989
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:55,776
If you want to come,
that'd be cool.
990
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,648
We're going to DQ.Yeah.
991
00:57:57,691 --> 00:58:01,042
So we can watch
Hilary Faye try and get
into your Easter basket?
992
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,304
No, thanks.
993
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,524
It's not too late
to achieve
994
00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:07,919
a personal relationship
with Jesus Christ.
995
00:58:07,962 --> 00:58:11,705
Eternal damnation's
not fit for anyone.
Not even you.
996
00:58:11,749 --> 00:58:12,967
Right? Right?Good one!
997
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:15,709
I should kick your fat
Christian ass right now.
998
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:18,886
I could get you expelled
for that type
of language, Edelstein!
999
00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,322
Relax.
1000
00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:22,499
I'm not even fat, okay?Your head is fat!
1001
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,196
And your ass is fat.Cass.
1002
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:26,459
GIRL: It's like
she's retarded!
1003
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,505
I'm two months away
from getting out of here
without anyone knowing it.
1004
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,202
Just...
1005
00:58:30,245 --> 00:58:33,901
It's hard,
but cool it, okay?
1006
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:36,513
Next time,
the bitch is going down.
1007
00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:38,732
I'm sorry.
1008
00:58:38,776 --> 00:58:40,691
I want to show you
something.
1009
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,696
It's a sonogram
I took a while ago.
1010
00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,568
I'm having a little girl.
1011
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,570
Sure you're not
having a sea monkey?
1012
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:51,658
Yeah.
1013
00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:53,921
ROLAND: She's beautiful.
1014
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,836
You think it's safe to
keep this in your locker?
1015
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,621
Yeah. Safer than at home.
1016
00:58:57,664 --> 00:59:00,580
ROLAND: Let's go.
1017
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:04,845
I don't really get
how someone so pretty
can be so ugly.
1018
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,979
She wasn't always pretty.
My parents didn't want
two handicapped kids,
1019
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,328
and she was the easy fix.
1020
00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:10,938
What do you mean,
handicapped?
1021
00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,244
Before we moved
to Cherry Hill,
1022
00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:14,594
before the fat camps
and tetracycline,
1023
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,161
her outside matched
her inside.
1024
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,731
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
1025
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,515
[CASSANDRA IMITATING
PIG SNORTS]
1026
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:23,516
MARY: Wow!
1027
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,606
Oh, my God.
1028
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:30,523
You just make sure
that you put this back.
1029
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,829
I'll take care
of it tonight.
1030
00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:33,613
What are you guys
doing with that?Nothing.
1031
00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:38,662
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the heathens.
1032
00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:41,882
Burn in hell,
you narrow-minded,
tacky-assed bitch.
1033
00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:42,883
Oh?
1034
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,015
[REWINDING]
1035
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,886
Burn in hell, you...
1036
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:48,062
Hilary Faye, you know
she doesn't mean it.Yes, I do!
1037
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:49,629
You're gonna be
expelled for sure.
1038
00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:51,979
Threatening me?
Pastor Skip!
1039
00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:54,765
Pastor Skip!
1040
00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,680
MARY: Pastor Skip
put us on work detail
1041
00:59:56,723 --> 00:59:58,159
for Hilary Faye's
prom committee.
1042
00:59:58,203 --> 01:00:00,292
HILARY FAYE: You better be
wearing underpants this time.
1043
01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:02,424
MARY: A particularly
cruel punishment.
1044
01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:03,817
No. Seriously,
move it higher.
1045
01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:06,646
Higher!
1046
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,866
Oh, you're doing
a great job, Cassandra.
It's looking really phat!
1047
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,737
I'm so glad.
1048
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:15,437
PATRICK: Hey, Mary.
Need some help?
1049
01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:18,223
MARY: Sure. Thanks.I'll come to you.
1050
01:00:21,182 --> 01:00:26,623
So, I was wondering,
what are you doing
the night of prom?
1051
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:29,930
Why? Are you
asking me to prom?Maybe.
1052
01:00:32,106 --> 01:00:33,107
Okay.
1053
01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:34,587
PATRICK: Okay?
1054
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,634
Yeah, okay.
I'll go with you.
As friends.
1055
01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:43,944
Okay. As friends.
1056
01:00:43,988 --> 01:00:46,425
I thought you were gonna
ask Patrick to the prom.
1057
01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:48,035
Tia, would you
just shut up?
1058
01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:50,211
Do you want to go back
to being invisible girl
with bad hair?
1059
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,691
'Cause that could
easily happen.
1060
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:52,823
[WHISTLING]
1061
01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:55,086
HILARY FAYE: Don't ask
stupid questions.
1062
01:00:55,129 --> 01:00:57,218
Did you take care
of business?
1063
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:01,658
Where are you going?
1064
01:01:01,701 --> 01:01:04,661
You can tacky up prom
on your own. I quit.
1065
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,837
Oh, my gosh,
you can't quit.
1066
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,229
[CELL PHONE RINGING]Watch me!
1067
01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:12,146
Watch me walking away
from Jesus.
1068
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:15,672
What? Yes, this is she.
Who is this?
1069
01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:18,239
Are you serious?
1070
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:20,981
[LAUGHS]
1071
01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:23,114
Thank you so much.
1072
01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:25,420
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my gosh!
1073
01:01:25,464 --> 01:01:27,727
Godflight has agreed
to perform at our prom.
Can you believe that?
1074
01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,207
[GIRLS EXCLAIMING]
1075
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,688
Prayer works
for everything,
I told you.
1076
01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:33,907
HILARY FAYE: Oh, my gosh!
1077
01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:35,779
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1078
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:38,390
Now she's never
gonna shut up.
1079
01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:40,697
Give her about
10 minutes.
1080
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,394
[BELL RINGING]
1081
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,657
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
1082
01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:46,877
[CHATTERING STOPS]
1083
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,316
[GASPS]
1084
01:01:58,802 --> 01:01:59,846
Turn them off.
1085
01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:02,762
Turn them off now, please!
Turn them...
1086
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,855
What?
1087
01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:10,857
It's not fair.
1088
01:02:10,901 --> 01:02:12,903
I am trying to be
a good Christian
1089
01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:15,906
and a living example
of Christ's love.
1090
01:02:15,949 --> 01:02:18,256
I have done nothing
but bust my buns
for those sinners,
1091
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:21,172
and you know that
Cassandra and Mary
are behind this.
1092
01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:22,956
Do you have proof?
1093
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,829
I gave you proof before,
and you did not do
one thing about it.
1094
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:30,094
Hey, those who did this
will not escape the eyes
of God, Hilary Faye.
1095
01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:38,798
[EXCLAIMS]
1096
01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:41,018
Please, Lord,
don't leave me alone.
1097
01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:44,456
They need to know that
what they've done is wrong.
1098
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:48,721
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1099
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,507
Please, Lord,
please, just tell me
what I need to do.
1100
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:05,216
By the end of the week,
we're out of here.
She can't do anything.
1101
01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:06,783
No, I know.
1102
01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,789
MARY: Oh, my God.
1103
01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:14,791
[STUDENTS MURMURING]
1104
01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:19,143
MARY: No way.
This is weird.
1105
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,233
Oh, my God.
1106
01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:24,801
Holy crap!
1107
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,808
That's sad.TEACHER: Turn away.
Turn away.
1108
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:37,248
Everybody, let's go.
Let's get to our classes.
1109
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:40,555
You two are
coming with me.What?
1110
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,515
Unacceptable.
I can't even
concentrate today.
1111
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,604
[BELL RINGING]
1112
01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:50,827
Get to class,
please. Come on.
1113
01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:56,571
CASSANDRA: What?
That's not mine.
1114
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,232
Pastor Skip!
1115
01:04:05,276 --> 01:04:07,147
PASTOR SKIP: Anything else?
1116
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,289
No. Nothing more.
1117
01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:19,638
[EXHALES]
1118
01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:25,731
What is that?
1119
01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:30,040
[EXHALES]
1120
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,085
Oh, Mary!
Someone get the nurse.
1121
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,826
PASTOR SKIP:
Just hang on.
1122
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,697
[CHUCKLES]
1123
01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:38,700
HILARY FAYE: [WHISPERING]
I can't believe we were
friends with her.
1124
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:43,053
You have everything,
Hilary Faye.
What are you afraid of?
1125
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:48,885
So, you offered up
your virginity
to save Dean?
1126
01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:53,324
Because Jesus
told you to?
1127
01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:56,414
Anything else?
1128
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,372
Nope.
1129
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,722
Could I have
a word with you?
1130
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:11,211
What's the matter, Skip?You didn't know
she was pregnant?
1131
01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:12,909
I thought she was doing
a little stress-eating.
1132
01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,432
I didn't' want her
to get a complex.
1133
01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:20,003
You are so blinded by this
that you can't even see it.
1134
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,308
Let me spell it out to you.
1135
01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:25,225
God is punishing us
for our sin
1136
01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:27,227
by getting our attention
through Mary.
1137
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:28,925
That doesn't even
make sense.
1138
01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:31,753
The longer we lived in sin,
the worse things got for her.
1139
01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:35,018
And what's worse is,
we're not spiritually right
with the Lord,
1140
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,194
and we are not
fit to help her.
1141
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:46,943
Dean has been here
for almost a year.
Okay? They can help her.
1142
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,383
I want to think about it.
1143
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:57,170
If you're not gonna send her
to get the help she needs,
I can't see you anymore.
1144
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,957
Cassandra, wait!
1145
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,177
He expelled me.
Can you believe that?
1146
01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:06,745
And the one time
I didn't do anything.
1147
01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:08,703
Well, I'll go with you.
1148
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,358
[GRUNTS]
1149
01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:14,492
I can't deal
with this right now.
I have to go.
1150
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,363
Wait!
1151
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,930
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1152
01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:21,499
[IN THE SUNPLAYING]
1153
01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:27,374
I don't have a ride.
1154
01:06:27,418 --> 01:06:30,943
♪ I picture you in the sun
1155
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:36,166
♪ Wondering what went wrong
1156
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:39,299
♪ And falling down
on your knees
1157
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:43,347
♪ Asking for sympathy
1158
01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:48,047
♪ And being caught in between
1159
01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:53,183
♪ All you wish for
and all you seen
1160
01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:59,015
♪ And trying to find
anything you can feel
1161
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:03,454
♪ That you can believe in
1162
01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:08,241
♪ May God's love be with you
1163
01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:13,203
♪ Always
1164
01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:17,294
♪ May God's love be with you
1165
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:22,777
♪ I know I would apologize
1166
01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:28,000
♪ If I could see your eyes
1167
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,568
♪ 'Cause when you
showed me myself
1168
01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:36,443
♪ You know
I became someone else
1169
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:40,230
♪ But I was caught in between
1170
01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:45,061
♪ All you wish for
and all you need
1171
01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:48,325
♪ I picture you fast asleep
1172
01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:50,892
♪ A nightmare comes
1173
01:07:50,936 --> 01:07:54,113
♪ You can't keep awake
1174
01:07:56,376 --> 01:08:00,424
♪ May God's love be with you
1175
01:08:01,425 --> 01:08:04,515
♪ Always
1176
01:08:04,558 --> 01:08:05,472
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
1177
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:08,910
♪ May God's love be with you
1178
01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:16,266
Please help me find him.
1179
01:08:28,713 --> 01:08:33,109
Hey, you know where a girl
can get some smokes?
1180
01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:45,338
You never fold things.
1181
01:08:45,382 --> 01:08:47,166
Well, I'm folding now.
1182
01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:50,343
I'm not going to
Mercy House.
1183
01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:52,389
We agreed that
this is for the best.
1184
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,347
We? Who's we?
1185
01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:57,698
Pastor Skip said this child
needs to be raised by
a mother and a father.
1186
01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,309
I don't even get
a say in this?
1187
01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:02,399
You're not prepared to
raise this child by yourself.
1188
01:09:05,576 --> 01:09:09,145
Something like this could
ruin the rest of your life.
1189
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:14,672
So, did I ruin yours, Mom?
1190
01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,369
Don't talk like that.
1191
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:26,466
It looks so perfect.
Just like the picture
that I brought in.
1192
01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,207
Thank you.
1193
01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:31,950
Crap.
1194
01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:35,171
I'm sorry,
but it's been declined.
1195
01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:37,173
Do you have
another card?
1196
01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:42,613
Roland. I knew it.
1197
01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:45,703
Listen, I'm really sorry
I ditched you yesterday.
1198
01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:49,924
Look, this year
has been great.
1199
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:54,581
Before you,
it was all about Hilary Faye
dragging my ass around.
1200
01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:58,324
And when you left yesterday,
I stuck on my own.
1201
01:09:58,368 --> 01:10:00,065
And it was okay.
1202
01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,416
So...
1203
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:09,335
So, I realized that
I might just be
relying on you,
1204
01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,946
the same way I was
relying on Hilary Faye.No...
1205
01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:17,169
I don't want to be the guy
who's with the girl
because he needs her.
1206
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,955
I want to be the guy
who's with the girl
because he wants her.
1207
01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:24,220
And I want you.
1208
01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,266
I want you, too.
1209
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,273
And I thought it was
all about the sex.
1210
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,275
Oh, well, that, too.
1211
01:10:37,798 --> 01:10:41,280
Look, I have
this crazy idea
about tonight.
1212
01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,022
[RINGING]
1213
01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:53,553
LILLIAN: Mary,
Roland's on the phone.
1214
01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:54,815
I got it.
1215
01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:58,428
What's going on?
1216
01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:09,526
Hello. Where you headed?Lombard and Mateo, please.
1217
01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,532
CASSANDRA: Mary!
1218
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,539
You guys look incredible.
1219
01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,280
You're not really
going to prom, are you?
1220
01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:28,588
Don't get angry,
but I got you
a really sexy dress.
1221
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:33,245
Hilary Faye will
call the cops
if we show up.
1222
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,594
No, she won't.
1223
01:11:34,638 --> 01:11:36,509
See, I've been
snagging all her
credit card bills.
1224
01:11:36,553 --> 01:11:38,555
So she won't find out
about the charges
we made, right?
1225
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:40,383
Look at this.
1226
01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,994
She charged
a bunch of spray paint
to Home Depot
1227
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,691
at 3:00 a.m.
on the morning
of the attack.
1228
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:46,345
CASSANDRA:
Now, we have proof.
1229
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,565
We have every right
to be at that prom.
1230
01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:54,005
Oh, yeah.
1231
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:56,312
We've got another
surprise for you.
1232
01:11:58,096 --> 01:12:00,316
What... Cass...
1233
01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:03,493
[MARY CHUCKLING]
1234
01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:14,939
Hi.
1235
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:18,682
Hi.
1236
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,081
I got yellow and red,
'cause I didn't know...
1237
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:29,562
But, Patrick...
1238
01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:33,697
Mary, it really
doesn't matter to me.
1239
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:37,918
Are you sure?
1240
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,575
Yeah.
1241
01:13:01,812 --> 01:13:03,553
PATRICK: Red, right?
1242
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:06,730
MARY: I can't believe
that you guys did
all of this for me.
1243
01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:09,385
So, you in?
1244
01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:14,346
I'm in.
1245
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,217
HILARY FAYE:
I knew Mary was
hiding something.
1246
01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:19,351
To imagine her
humping that pervert...
1247
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,222
It makes me sick
to my stomach. TIA: Gross.
1248
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:23,224
HILARY FAYE: And Roland
still hasn't turned up.
1249
01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:25,705
I can't believe
your own brother
called you the "C" word.
1250
01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:28,795
I can't believe
we have to go to
the prom in this van.
1251
01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:30,971
Yeah, well,
get over it, okay?
1252
01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,364
When I tried to
pay for my hair,
1253
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,671
my credit card was
mysteriously maxed out,
1254
01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:38,501
and the limo guy
wouldn't take a check.
Get off my back.
1255
01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,590
It's bad enough
we don't have dates.
1256
01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:41,939
Hey, let me try
that tiara on.
1257
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,115
Lay off the tiara, Tia!
1258
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:45,595
[SOFTLY] Okay.
1259
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:55,213
VERONICA: Your pimple
hardly shows, Hilary Faye.
1260
01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:58,782
Come on, Tia,
let's get the lead out.
We're gonna be late.
1261
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,611
Coming!
1262
01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:04,483
You look beautiful.
You can hardly
see that pimple.
1263
01:14:04,527 --> 01:14:06,833
Can you stop
bringing it up?
Thank you.
1264
01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:08,661
Let's go.
Come on, Tia.
1265
01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:11,882
Walk fast! Run!
1266
01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:15,755
MAN 1 ON TV:
Name the most recognizable
figure in the world.
1267
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:17,017
Jesus Christ.
1268
01:14:17,061 --> 01:14:19,542
MAN 2: Madonna? MAN 1: Jesus Christ.
1269
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:22,283
MAN 1: Newborns bond
with their mothers during
the first three what?
1270
01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:23,459
Minutes. MAN 1: Darlene?
1271
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:24,982
DARLENE: Months.
1272
01:14:25,025 --> 01:14:27,463
MAN 1: The correct answer
is minutes.
1273
01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:32,555
MAN 1: InThe Wizard of Oz,
Dorothy clicks her heels
three times and says what?
1274
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,643
MAN 1: Charlene...
1275
01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:37,081
Mary?
1276
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:42,782
[CROWD SCREAMING]
1277
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,357
CASSANDRA: You guys ready?
1278
01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:54,228
MARY: Sure.
1279
01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:56,709
GIRL: Why are they here?
1280
01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:58,276
[WE'LL INHERIT
THE EARTHPLAYING]
1281
01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:02,933
♪ Skies turn black
as my eyes look down
1282
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:09,896
♪ Written on the back
are these words I've found
1283
01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:14,510
♪ We'll inherit the Earth
But we don't want it
1284
01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:21,255
♪ Layin' claim at birth
What'cha doin' on it?
1285
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:36,836
♪ I've been told that
the light shines darkness
1286
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,708
♪ It ain't quite the same
1287
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,928
♪ If I was off the wall
then it's you I bring
1288
01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:45,715
♪ Remains ♪ They're all
frustration whales
1289
01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:51,024
♪ Last bundle of twigs
grew strong and young
1290
01:15:51,068 --> 01:15:56,900
♪ We can't hold our tongues
at the top of our lungs
1291
01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,816
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
1292
01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:05,822
♪ And I'm waitin' for
the day to come ♪
1293
01:16:10,783 --> 01:16:13,656
Praise Jesus, everybody!
Jesus loves you!
1294
01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,788
[CROWD CHEERING]
1295
01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:18,182
Taking a short break,
be back in 10!
1296
01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:28,018
We will inherit
the Earth.
Praise Jesus.
1297
01:16:28,061 --> 01:16:30,890
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1298
01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:32,675
On behalf of
the prom committee,
1299
01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,677
I want to thank each
and every one of you
1300
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,636
for making our
"Light of the World"
prom a huge success.
1301
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,290
Give yourself
a round of applause.
1302
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:42,075
[ALL APPLAUDING]
1303
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:46,166
On a sadder note,
I don't want to
dampen the evening,
1304
01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:50,780
but the students who are
responsible for the attacks
on our school
1305
01:16:50,823 --> 01:16:53,130
have infiltrated our prom.
1306
01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:55,349
[CROWD GASPS]
1307
01:16:55,393 --> 01:17:00,441
Pastor Skip!
Mary and Cassandra
have crashed our prom...
1308
01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,618
Look, maybe we should
get out of here, okay?
1309
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,924
We're not going anywhere.
1310
01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:07,144
Pastor Skip?
1311
01:17:07,187 --> 01:17:10,408
Roland, where've you been?
I've been worried about you.
1312
01:17:10,451 --> 01:17:12,628
You look like
you survived.
1313
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,848
Excuse me. Finally.
1314
01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,676
All right, chill out,
everybody.
1315
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,852
I don't think
these students are here
to do us any harm.
1316
01:17:19,896 --> 01:17:21,462
What? Are you kidding?
1317
01:17:21,506 --> 01:17:23,595
No, I'm not kidding.
1318
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,119
I think the Christian
thing to do would be
to let them stay.
1319
01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:27,904
"The Christian
thing to do"? Mmm-hmm.
1320
01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:31,385
I've been doing
the Christian thing
my entire life.
1321
01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:35,476
I did not have sex
with a gay and try
and blame it on Jesus.
1322
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:39,176
Cool it, Hil.Oh, shut up,
you fornicator!
1323
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,831
And I did not hack
into the school's
computer system
1324
01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:45,617
and cover our walls
with that blasphemous
graffiti, either.
1325
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,836
You planted that paint
on Cassandra and Mary
1326
01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,186
to get them
kicked out of school.
1327
01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,797
That's such a lie.
1328
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:58,891
This just proves that
you stole my credit card
to charge the paint
1329
01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:03,026
and the clothes
from Maternity Girl.
1330
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,681
[CROWD MURMURING]
1331
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:08,074
She's right, Roland.
Anybody could've
made these charges.
1332
01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:09,423
CASSANDRA: Oh, yeah?
1333
01:18:09,467 --> 01:18:12,557
You swear to God
you didn't frame us,
Hilary Faye?
1334
01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:14,864
No, I will not.
1335
01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:16,126
You can't swear,
can you?
1336
01:18:16,169 --> 01:18:17,780
Go head. Swear it.
1337
01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:20,870
Come on, Hil.
Swear before God
and everyone else.
1338
01:18:29,139 --> 01:18:31,881
All right, I swear.
1339
01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:34,666
I swear to God,
I did not graffiti
our school.
1340
01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:39,279
Are you guys happy?
1341
01:18:39,323 --> 01:18:42,674
Oh, yes, you did,
Hilary Faye.
1342
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,068
I found this crammed up
under her seat.
1343
01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:48,767
What?
1344
01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:50,682
PASTOR SKIP:
It's got your signature,
Hilary Faye.
1345
01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:52,597
[CROWD MURMURING]
1346
01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,297
Veronica, let's go.
1347
01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,735
Let me go!
1348
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:02,563
You are nothing
but a big fake.
1349
01:19:02,607 --> 01:19:04,740
[PIN CLATTERS ON FLOOR]
1350
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:10,049
I think you
should go, Hilary.
1351
01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,877
Come on. Come on.
1352
01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:13,139
Step aside, please.
1353
01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:15,446
Hil...Get away from me!
1354
01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:17,056
You should go now.
1355
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:20,059
You go! I designed
these decorations
here, okay?
1356
01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:22,061
My father donated
the refreshments,
1357
01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,803
and I got Godflight
on stage, okay?
1358
01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:28,851
I was just
doing this because
Jesus told me to. He did!
1359
01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:32,898
Get out of my way,
all of you!
Get out of my way!
1360
01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,639
[HONKING]
1361
01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:37,773
[TIRES SCREECH]
1362
01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:51,787
ROLAND: Hilary Faye!
1363
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,789
Out of my way,
you freaks!Whoa!
1364
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:05,626
Dean.
1365
01:20:16,289 --> 01:20:18,814
CASSANDRA: I'll go get
Patrick and Mary.
1366
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:25,342
[STAMMERING]
What are you doing here?
1367
01:20:26,604 --> 01:20:29,041
I'm going to my prom.
1368
01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:32,523
What? Did Mercy House
let you just borrow the van?
1369
01:20:35,352 --> 01:20:37,876
Not exactly. We sort of led
a rebellion and swiped it.
1370
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,356
You're pregnant?
1371
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,054
Look, I really...
1372
01:20:43,273 --> 01:20:45,579
I wanted to tell you, but...
1373
01:20:45,623 --> 01:20:47,059
Our first time?
1374
01:20:48,278 --> 01:20:49,627
Yeah.
1375
01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:56,199
That is so awesome.
1376
01:20:57,591 --> 01:20:58,679
Yeah?
1377
01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:06,122
There's something
I want to tell you, too.
1378
01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:08,907
He's your
life partner, right?
1379
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:11,170
[BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY]
1380
01:21:11,214 --> 01:21:12,737
Prom date.
1381
01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:16,175
It's really nice
to see you.
1382
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:19,004
Dean, this is Patrick.
1383
01:21:19,048 --> 01:21:20,092
Nice to meet you.
1384
01:21:20,136 --> 01:21:21,659
Excuse me, Mary.
1385
01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:23,966
Listen, son.
I suggest you
and your friends
1386
01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,272
get back in the van
and head back to Mercy House
1387
01:21:26,316 --> 01:21:28,187
as quick as you can
before you're all arrested.
1388
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,581
We've had enough
excitement here for tonight.
1389
01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:33,062
We're not leaving.
1390
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:35,064
What you and your friends
have done is not cool
in the eyes of God.
1391
01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:36,282
Jesus, Dad, stop it.
1392
01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:38,589
Patrick, this is
not a gray area.
1393
01:21:38,632 --> 01:21:39,851
Dad, it's all
a gray area.
1394
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,071
The Bible is
black and white!
1395
01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:44,595
Stop it! Would you
listen to yourself?
1396
01:21:44,638 --> 01:21:46,118
Mary? I don't
need this from you.
Not now.
1397
01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:47,859
We've been kicked out
of our homes and our schools,
1398
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,078
and we're going to be
kicked out of Mercy House.
1399
01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:52,211
There's nowhere
left for us to go.
1400
01:21:52,255 --> 01:21:54,910
I'm supposed to be here.
1401
01:21:54,953 --> 01:21:57,216
This is my prom.
I want to spend it
with my friends.
1402
01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,218
There's no room
for moral ambiguity here.
1403
01:21:59,262 --> 01:22:02,178
The Bible is
very clear about this.
1404
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:04,180
So everything
that doesn't fit into
1405
01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:07,052
some stupid idea of
what you think God wants,
1406
01:22:07,096 --> 01:22:11,317
you just try to hide
or fix or get rid of?
1407
01:22:11,361 --> 01:22:13,929
It's just all too much
to live up to.
1408
01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:18,542
No one fits in
100 percent of the time.
1409
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:22,154
Not even you.
1410
01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,417
I know that, Mary.
1411
01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:29,248
I know in my heart
that Jesus still loves me.
1412
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:32,556
Why would God
make us all so different
1413
01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:36,125
if he wanted us
to be the same?
1414
01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:40,956
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1415
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,000
Now what?
1416
01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:07,199
[ENGINE REVVING]
1417
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,814
Save the heathens,
Hilary Faye.
1418
01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:15,294
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1419
01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:18,428
Be a warrior, Hilary Faye.
1420
01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:22,823
Sacrifice everything,
Hilary Faye.
1421
01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:32,181
And here's your big,
fat, stupid reward!
1422
01:23:32,224 --> 01:23:34,009
[CROWD GASPS]
1423
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,358
Oh, my God.
1424
01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:40,232
I think I'm feeling
kind of woozy.What?
1425
01:23:40,276 --> 01:23:42,974
Oh, God.Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1426
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,193
PATRICK: Somebody call
an ambulance.
1427
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:46,630
That was awesome,
Hilary Faye!
1428
01:23:53,202 --> 01:23:54,246
[SHRIEKS]
1429
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,205
Jesus Christ!
1430
01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,076
[GASPING]
1431
01:24:10,784 --> 01:24:12,482
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1432
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,185
Are you okay?
1433
01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:23,449
No, Roland.
1434
01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:27,062
I crashed my van
into Jesus, okay?
1435
01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:30,065
I have a pimple
the size of Jupiter.
I am not okay!
1436
01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:36,419
This is not how I wanted
to remember my prom.
1437
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,946
This is not how I wanted
to remember my life.
1438
01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:46,081
Well, maybe we could fix it.
1439
01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:48,387
With some glue
or something.
1440
01:24:48,431 --> 01:24:51,390
I am so sorry, Roland.
1441
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:54,915
I shouldn't have
ratted you out
in front of everyone.
1442
01:24:54,959 --> 01:24:57,092
I would've probably
done the same thing.
1443
01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,485
[SIREN WAILING]
1444
01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:02,880
Do you think Jesus
still loves me, Roland?
1445
01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,316
Probably not.
1446
01:25:07,885 --> 01:25:09,408
Yeah, sure.
1447
01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:14,370
Hey, she's over here!
1448
01:25:14,413 --> 01:25:15,936
[EXHALES]
1449
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,287
I'm okay.
1450
01:25:21,725 --> 01:25:24,684
CASSANDRA: Don't worry,
I won't bite.HILARY FAYE: Thank you.
1451
01:25:24,728 --> 01:25:27,165
CASSANDRA: It's gonna be okay.
1452
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:32,562
[GRUNTING]
1453
01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:47,098
[GROANING]
1454
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,274
Whoa! I only got room
for one of you.
1455
01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:50,319
I'm the father.
1456
01:25:50,362 --> 01:25:51,668
I'm the boyfriend.
1457
01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,191
I'm his boyfriend.
1458
01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:55,585
That's nice,
but I've still only got
room for one of you.
1459
01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,152
Starting the party
without me?
1460
01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:58,457
Mom?
1461
01:25:58,501 --> 01:25:59,676
You okay?
1462
01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,595
You didn't ruin
my life, Mary.
1463
01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:07,205
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1464
01:26:07,249 --> 01:26:09,990
Breathe, baby.
Good girl.Okay.
1465
01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:17,563
Just keep breathing.
Good girl.
1466
01:26:17,607 --> 01:26:20,175
You're gonna be fine.
1467
01:26:20,218 --> 01:26:22,307
[FLOWERS IN
THE WINDOWPLAYING]
1468
01:26:22,351 --> 01:26:24,962
MARY: Okay, I'm pretty sure
this isn't what Jesus
had in mind
1469
01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:27,182
when He said, "Help Dean."
1470
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:30,228
Look, don't be too harsh.
1471
01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:32,752
I'm not the first person
to ever get the message
screwed up.
1472
01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:35,146
She's perfect.
1473
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:39,281
MARY: Looking at her,
it's like life is too amazing
1474
01:26:39,324 --> 01:26:43,676
to be this random
and meaningless
consequence of the universe.
1475
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:48,594
There had to be a God
or something out there.
1476
01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:52,381
Something inside.
You just have to feel it.
1477
01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:57,603
Do you want to hold her?
1478
01:26:57,647 --> 01:27:01,216
♪ When I first held you
I was cold
1479
01:27:02,739 --> 01:27:07,613
♪ A melting snowman
I was told
1480
01:27:07,657 --> 01:27:12,270
♪ But there was
no one there to hold
1481
01:27:12,314 --> 01:27:18,320
♪ Before I swore that
I would be alone forever more
1482
01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:20,278
♪ Wow, look at you now
1483
01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,280
♪ Flowers in the window
1484
01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:24,369
♪ It's such a lovely day
1485
01:27:24,413 --> 01:27:26,806
♪ And I'm glad that
you feel the same
1486
01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:29,983
♪ 'Cause to stand up
out in the crowd
1487
01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:32,812
♪ You are one in a million
1488
01:27:32,856 --> 01:27:34,553
You want to
hold her, Dean?
1489
01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:37,426
♪ Let's watch the flowers grow
1490
01:27:37,469 --> 01:27:41,821
♪ There is no reason
to feel bad
1491
01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:45,564
♪ But there are many seasons
to feel glad, sad, mad
1492
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:48,437
MARY: I mean, really,
when you think about it,
1493
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,395
what would Jesus do?
1494
01:27:51,353 --> 01:27:53,485
I don't know.
1495
01:27:53,529 --> 01:27:57,272
But in the meantime,
we'll be trying
to figure it out.
1496
01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,447
Together.
1497
01:27:58,490 --> 01:27:59,665
♪ Wow, look at you now
1498
01:27:59,709 --> 01:28:01,580
♪ Flowers in the window
1499
01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:04,061
♪ It's such a lovely day
1500
01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:06,498
♪ And I'm glad that
you feel the same
1501
01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:19,337
♪ Let's watch
the flowers grow ♪
1502
01:28:24,516 --> 01:28:27,302
[GOD ONLY KNOWSPLAYING]
1503
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:46,538
♪ I may not always love you
1504
01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:50,586
♪ But long as there are
stars above you
1505
01:28:50,629 --> 01:28:54,764
♪ You never need to doubt it
1506
01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:59,290
♪ I'll make you so sure
about it
1507
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:03,903
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1508
01:29:07,820 --> 01:29:11,737
♪ If you should ever leave me
1509
01:29:11,781 --> 01:29:15,741
♪ Well, life would
still go on, believe me
1510
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:20,050
♪ The world could show
nothing to me
1511
01:29:20,093 --> 01:29:24,402
♪ So what good would
living do me
1512
01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:28,406
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1513
01:29:56,129 --> 01:30:00,743
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1514
01:30:02,527 --> 01:30:06,488
♪ If you should ever leave me
1515
01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:10,579
♪ Well, life would
still go on, believe me
1516
01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:14,409
♪ The world could show
nothing to me
1517
01:30:14,452 --> 01:30:19,370
♪ So what good would
living do me
1518
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:23,635
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1519
01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:27,726
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1520
01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:32,601
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪ What I'd be without you
1521
01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:36,169
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪ He knows
1522
01:30:36,213 --> 01:30:40,522
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1523
01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:44,439
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1524
01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:48,660
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1525
01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:52,708
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1526
01:30:52,751 --> 01:30:57,626
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1527
01:30:57,669 --> 01:31:01,456
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you
1528
01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:05,982
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
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