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(wind blowing)

(ominous music)

- [Child] Yay!

- His latest movie is called 2020: The Dumpster Fire.

- But if you don't have a unifying narrative,

you will disintegrate and that's what's happened.

Our narrative now is white people are bad and America sucks

and be babies and be a victim and whine and scream.

And you know the college will give you

some Play-Doh to play with and an American flag to burn.

I mean, that's really their default position.

And so when you look at these crybaby drama queens

and who they are, this is where this is all going.

They'll ruin your business, they'll ruin your life.

They'll tell you how moral they are all day,

but they're lazy.

Absolutely evil,

and we've allowed them to do it so it's our fault.

(rock music)

♪ I wanna kill you but you're already dead ♪

♪ I wanna put a hole right through your head ♪

♪ I wanna look inside and see what you said ♪

♪ I wanna kill you but you're already dead ♪

(lyrics muffled)

- I'm Rod Webber,

the guy who Alex Jones is trying to demonize.

One thing he does get right,

is that you've got to understand narrative.

America is a corporatocracy run by psychopaths.

And those with wealth, fame, and political power

will do anything and everything to hold on to it.

Politicians are full of shit.

Media personalities are full of shit.

And if you don't have piles of cash,

you've got to use speculative humor and trolling

to call out bullshit.

Now the 2020 election was in full swing,

so I set out to bear witness to the truth

and call politicians out on their bullshit.

I gave him one chance to be serious,

and if they couldn't handle that,

I was ready to make things weird.

I do.

Bible verse, Bible verse.

- What's your favorite?

- It is noble to seek the office of overseer.

However, he who does should be above reproach,

sober-minded, not quarrelsome,

only married once and not a great lover of money.

- Oh boy.

Am I in trouble.

- And while you take a flower for peace?

That was me in 2015,

and the shtick was to get them and take a flower

so that there would be peace over their presidency.

I somehow had endeared myself

to all kinds of political insiders,

who I had no business talking to.

My hook was flowers and Bibles and prayers for peace.

And my friend Vermin Supreme,

the guy with the boot on his head,

was of course the king of the hook.

- And rod came up and he started working it in his own way,

his own fashion and interjecting and intercepting

himself into politicians, and presenting the flowers,

and asking the questions and asking them to pray with him.

And he was successful because he had a hook.

It was different.

He had a message.

He was focused and politicians will play along,

especially the New Hampshire primary,

because pretty much they have no choice to.

(light orchestral music)

- One person, one vote.

Fuck you, Trump!

- I'm in between the duck and Biden.

I won.

No brainer.

- I plan to build these islands

and section them in such a way

that we protect the interior of the seas.

- If you brush your teeth and you have P facile chemicals

in your water supply,

it's just gonna cause you to have cancer anyway.

So what do you do?

Do you brush your teeth and hope that you don't have cancer?

Or do you brush your teeth with bottled water at this point?

- Hello, who am I?

(confused voices)

- I wish I knew what my name was.

I wish I knew where the nude beach was.

Hi everybody it's me, Vermin Supreme.

The guy running for president

with the rubber boot on his head.

(crowd chanting)

- That healthcare is a human right,

not a privilege.

(audience applauding and cheering)

And we are gonna end the disgrace.

And it is a disgrace,

of being the only major country

that does not guarantee healthcare

to every man, woman, and child.

- Society is only as healthy as its sickest member.

You know, that sort of philosophy is what Bernie stands for.

- I'm mad, I'm sorry.

I'm mad as hell about that

we haven't gotten any further than we've gotten.

- I mean, Donald Trump obviously says crazy bullshit stuff.

He's a fucking rapist.

We know this, he's a complete psychopath.

Joe Biden's like a lesser extent of that.

(rock music)

- [Rod] Lauren was a thousand percent correct,

and yet the DNC were hellbent on promoting

this corrupt screwball Biden,

as the guy who would stop Trump.

- At this very moment.

You absolutely have zero reason to have faith in democracy.

I'm not a nihilist, I'm just being honest,

but that's because it is no longer the,

they've been called out as, you know,

as rigorous an election year since 2016.

There were people, Donna Brazile admitted it.

Elizabeth Warren admitted it.

Tom Perez admitted it on the unity tour.

- [Man] There's so much that went wrong

in the 2016 election here,

that so many Democrats are upset about.

I mean, you can start with Donna Brazile, you know,

given the results of the debate to Clinton ahead of time.

You can talk about Jared Beck

and his lawsuit against the DNC,

and how they could make decisions

in smoke-filled backrooms.

What are you gonna do,

to convince all the people that were for Bernie,

they wanted Bernie,

but they just weren't ever going to do Clinton.

How are you gonna get past that hurdle,

and make sure the DNC doesn't mess it up

like they did last time?

- Thank you.

- [Rod] Tulsi didn't answer the question.

So let's just jump right into Joe Biden's background.

- [News Reporter] Why attack Sanders?

- Why, why, why, why, why, why?

You're getting nervous man.

- [News Reporter] Biden is facing sharp criticism

for recalling his work with two staunch segregationists.

- Somebody running to be the leader of our party

should know that using the word boy in the way he did

can cause hurt and pain.

- To coddle the reputation of segregationists,

of people who, if they had their way,

I would literally not be standing here

as a member of the United States Senate.

- He did the crime bill.

He voted to deregulate Wall Street.

He voted for the Iraq war.

He did Libya.

The bankruptcy bill.

The surveillance state is because of him.

- One of the changes though sought by the President,

but not included by my friend from Utah in his bill,

is to allow emergency wiretaps.

- [Rod] And this is the legislation

which became the Patriot Act,

which Joe Biden bragged about writing on many occasions.

It has led to the mass surveillance state.

And as I know from personal experience,

the FBI can simply label you a terrorist

and burst into your home without a warrant.

Four years later,

and I was dodging punches from Proud Boys starting riots,

and right-wingers using their pickup trucks

to run people down.

Yet we're labeled the terrorists.

Thanks, Joe Biden.

- And we have freely given away our rights.

And we're now to a point

where we need to speak truth to power.

We either boldly highlight things

like the president's complicity to Jeffrey Epstein.

You know, why aren't we still talking about that?

Like, why aren't we talking about World Trade Center 7?

- We have never had anything like this in American history.

It's hard to find examples in world history,

if there are any.

- But I think, if for some reason

we overcome all the gerrymandering

and the interstate cross-checking

and the militia nuts with gigantic tricked out guns,

showing up at polling places

to check for so-called vote fraud,

so they can have the real vote fraud and everything.

If somehow, you know,

that (indistinct) Biden gets in anyway,

blow torch up the ass the whole time.

- [Vermin] When I say zombie, you say power.

Zombie. - [crowd] Power.

- Zombie. - Power.

- Zombie. - Power.

- Hey Bernie, how's it going?

- Great to see you.

- [Rod] Notice that Bernie shook people's hands,

but Biden acted as if the press were Martians,

and so pretended to be on the phone.

Mister President, do you have time for a question?

Our system's hopelessly broken.

Who broke it more, than Republicans or the Democrats?

- [Woman] Why don't you leave him alone?

- What, we're not doing the First Amendment anymore?

The root was respect in return for respect.

And if not, I'd picked out a space helmet

to spice things up,

but Biden's rallies were overrun

with Trumpers and pedophile hunters.

So I decided to stand back and observe

before going full tilt weird.

- I liked Donald Trump because he's going after Washington.

- I want Joe to run on the Democrat ticket,

because Trump will beat him so many ways

you can't even imagine.

It'll be a landslide.

Look up, Joe Biden gropes kids.

- This is not a Trump rally.

- I hate Trump, but you touch kids on video and women.

We don't need another old white man running for president.

It's time that a minority stepped up.

- You don't touch kids ever again.

Don't touch kids you pervert.

Look it up.

Joe Biden, creepy Uncle Biden.

Look it up, it's right there.

- Get out.

All right. Well, you know,

this is a democracy.

- [Woman] Truth is gonna come out, buddy.

- I hope it does.

I hope it does.

Let her go.

Let her go.

Let her go, let her go, okay?

- [Man] How much money did you make from the Ukraine?

With your sons?

How much?

- [Man] Is that all you got, pal?

- [Joe] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I've released 21 years of my tax returns.

Your guy hasn't released one, what's he hiding?

(crowd cheering)

- So this is my second time confronting Joe Biden.

I have a YouTube channel, YouTube Force,

last demand the truth.

I have a show on there as well.

I do a lot of interviews,

but I also do a lot of confrontations.

I've confronted Hillary about and Bill multiple times

about what they've done in the Epstein express.

So I just came up here today and wanted to ask him,

why he thinks it's okay to run for president

while he's talking about six- and eight-year-olds,

while he's groping six- and eight-year-olds.

- [Rod] We're at this Trump rally

in Manchester, New Hampshire here.

- If you look around here and the president

is getting the following like a rockstar.

- Let's go, and pound this.

- All right, here we go.

(cheering)

- Make America great again, make America great again.

- Trump rally, Manchester, New Hampshire.

Oh, let me a hit, baby.

Whoo I love Trump!

Oh let me get another hit baby.

I love Donald Trump!

- QAnon, QAnon.

They call it a conspiracy theory,

but you know, they worked with Trump and stuff.

And that's why I have my Q shirt on right here.

- What's up guys, go to infowarsstore.com right now,

buy some really good supplements,

buy some T-shirts, buy some bumper stickers.

We've got to defeat the globalists,

like the person holding the camera right now.

- Ultimate male vitality supplement.

When it's creamy and thick,

I think better than Ovaltine.

You can type in refugees spreading disease.

I mean, the CDC is going crazy right now.

- [Rod] I like being as feminine as the next guy,

and that, you know, that's why I-

- Do you like being feminine?

- [Rod] That's why I take the, that's why I feed.

That's why I take all the fetuses that Donald Trump gives me

and I feed on them, and I sell them to Joe Rogan,

who uses it for Joe Rogan Super Male Vitality.

- What is something good Trump has done so far?

- He's given 'em a fair,

it's a good place to live on top of his head.

- Is the rumor true?

Is the pooped-pants rumor true.

- Do you want to (indistinct)?

- Whoa, hey, that's weird. - Are you into that?

- That's weird, I'm not-

- Are you into that?

Are you into that?

- Hey, listen.

- Oh my God, did you just ask me?

- I am a thin man

who only eats vegan foods. - I've heard rally bad rumors

about this guy.

So I get very confused

when it comes to the things... - He likes to watch his wife

have sex with other men. - ...that come out.

I know that the only way to go forward

is by taking pony poop and converting it into methane.

We need to convert pony poop into methane.

That's the thing.

- Do you watch people fuck your wife?

- What are you saying?

Oh my goodness.

No, no, no, no, no.

What we want to do is bring-

- I'm a super chill guy.

I couldn't imagine.

(talking over each other)

- This guy likes to watch his wife fuck other men.

Oh my God, this is disgusting.

(confused yelling)

- Do you love President Trump?

- [Vermin] More than life it fucking self.

Will you suck Trump's cock?

- [All] Yeah!

- Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

Suck Trump's cock!

- You know, there's a fine tradition

of trolling for a cause throughout history,

in terms of, you know, ancient Greece,

we had Diogenes, and in France we had Voltaire with satire.

It's all within that realm of, hey,

we're calling out the bullshit

that is part of the system that we're living under.

And I think that when you do troll, make sure to punch up.

- To the extent that one can,

can ask an honest question or even a dishonest question,

and elicit a response that enlightens the public further

by virtue of the response being crazy or silly

or underwhelming or whatever.

I think that is a great example

of ethical trolling at its best.

- [Rod] Remember the guy who confronted the Clintons

about Jeffrey Epstein without a whisper

of Epstein's connections to Trump?

Suddenly it wasn't just YouTubers.

The mainstream had taken an interest,

so I decided to elicit a response

to enlighten the public further.

Hello everyone.

My name is Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Webber.

I'm here to declare and register

my candidacy for President of the United States.

I have been running on and off for a good amount of time.

I came here in 2015 when Mister Gardner

turned me away, illegally I might add.

You can go by any nickname you want,

just like John Ellis Bush is Jeb Bush,

just like Rocky Dellafuenta came here,

his real name is Rock (indistinct).

- Everybody else that has come in has filed with their name.

You want to be something other than what everybody else is,

and that's not appropriate.

So you can come back to do it.

- You're lawfully telling me to go.

I will leave, let me gather my belongings, sir.

I am, of course the only candidate,

who will open the case about Epstein,

or reopen it I should say,

as well as the Kennedy assassination, and 9/11.

We all know building seven didn't just fall on its own.

- Also filing today is a candidate looking to stay on top,

former Vice President, Joe Biden.

- And so if you give me the nomination,

I promise you we're not gonna beat him.

I'm gonna beat him like a drum.

- Mister Biden, will you look into the murder

of Jeffrey Epstein?

Mister Biden?

We opened the commission on 9/11 once again.

How about the murder of John F Kennedy?

I'm campaigning.

Can I get my campaign sign, sir?

Okay, so why can't I campaign,

but Joe Biden can?

- Right out, because you're disrupting

the State House right now.

- [Rod] I love your policy of investigating Epstein.

I love your Epstein policy.

As we all know,

Joe Biden's only policy is writing the Patriot Act,

the Crime Bill and plagiarizing speeches.

But rather than let it get me down,

I just kept coming back with piles of money,

because let's face it, that's how all of this works.

- No, I do believe we have to ban money from politics.

And the Democrats say, oh,

ban big money, no ban money from politics.

- [Man] You guys giving away any money here?

- Come on down.

I'm crazy Vermin.

I'm just giving it away.

Just giving it away.

- [Rod] Hey, what are you gonna do

when they show you the Zapruder film?

What's gonna happen, you know,

when they ask you to start a war?

Whose kids have to die?

How many dollars are they worth, Andy?

The CIA takes them all down into the basement, man.

You gotta watch that Zapruder film.

Free money!

- Oh baby, we just made it rain.

I was just showering Andrew Yang

with all that sweet, sweet freedom dollars.

- [Rod] Don't think we troll just Democrats.

I spent most of 2020 as a pro se attorney

in my civil suit against Donald Trump.

Boring AF, so I bought myself a Trump hat

and went deep undercover.

- Why did they come up with Biden?

Are you telling me that there's no Democrat in the universe?

- Well, obviously.

All right, so I'll tell you the real deal.

There's subservient to a satanic cabals and pedophile rings.

They do all this stuff in conjunction with Jeffrey Epstein,

where they get one politician to sleep with a young woman.

And then that gives you a power hold

over next set of people.

And you can blackmail them into doing what you need to do.

There's been 17 credible rape allegations

against Donald Trump, the man,

and somehow he gets away with it because he's brilliant.

He is brilliant.

And my question for you is

how do you think he gets away with it?

- Who?

- Unfortunately I am at yet another Donald Trump rally,

but today I'm running as Epstein didn't kill himself,

and trying to get to the supportive MAGA heads.

Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted pedophile, who,

some rumored that Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump killed.

You know who killed him?

- Yeah. - Who?

- Hilary Clinton.

- The Clinton Foundation took care of that.

- Hillary did.

- Best sign ever.

You have my support, man.

- Let me take a picture of that.

- [Rod] Yeah, you should do that.

- I support that.

- I'm gonna be the new VP, will you write me in?

- Oh yeah. - Hell yeah.

- I don't know it all,

but I do know this much.

- I actually met Epstein once.

- [Rod] Oh did you really?

So I'm running us Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Webber.

And I figure if I do a good enough job and enough people

write me in, Donald Trump will make me his Vice President.

- Okay, well we are live on Patriot Soapbox.

We also follow Q news,

and all kinds of news.

- [Rod] Q Anon is that conservative fever dream

that all lefties are pedophiles and Satanists,

controlled by the Clintons,

conveniently forgetting that Trump

was besties with Jeffrey Epstein

and the Q website was overrun with child pornography.

- What are your stances on gun control and all that stuff?

- You Q Anon people have got to get your together.

That said, people should be able to have anything

that the government has.

If the government has guns or tanks or lasers,

the people should be able to have it too.

Certainly we don't want people going around,

lasering you in the face,

but that's why I have a plan

that everyone will get a government issued force field.

- We are run by a literal pedophile ring.

We need to bring back the guillotine,

make the guillotine great again.

Line up these fucking pedo motherfuckers

that are running our country

and cut their heads off and start again.

- I'm Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Webber.

- I was thinking about voting for you anyway.

- You gonna write me in?

If you vote for me,

I will be the only candidate who will make sure

that the investigation is open

into the death of Jeffrey Epstein,

as well as JFK, 9-11 and Bigfoot.

- So why are you here today? (indistinct)

- I'm running for president.

(classical orchestral music)

Meanwhile, the establishment was doing important stories

about Warren's selfie line.

- If you want to get your picture taken with this scarf.

- Specifically, our story's about the selfie line.

- Really?

- Yeah, really.

- Really?

She does not want her picture taken with me?

- So rude.

She asked us to relay that to you.

So you just, you can wait out here,

you can wait in there.

- But she won't take a picture. (laughing)

- As long as you understand.

- I guess there's no first amendment right

to selfies with other politicians.

- No, I think you understand

the first amendment pretty well.

That's probably not covered.

- [Rod] Who's gonna win?

- It could be Vermin Supreme.

- Excuse me, sir.

- [Rod] Senator Warren, do you support weather domes

or the interstate rollercoaster?

Senator Warren, Senator Warren.

What about the ponies?

What about the mandatory tooth brushing laws?

Senator Warren, Senator Warren.

The interstate rollercoaster.

- Senator Warren, the interstate rollercoaster,

or the weather dome?

- I'm crowding in on 100,000 selfies.

- I was on Trevor Noah's show once.

- I live right by the river.

- I meet families every day in the selfie lines.

- You're not the only one who does selfies, Senator.

- When you do a hundred thousand selfies with people.

- I've done thousands of them.

- Those selfies cost nobody anything.

- Do the math on that?

- I won!

Victory is mine!

Victory is sweet!

Follow me friends to victory.

Obviously becoming president.

I think that would be delusional

to even entertain the idea that it's a possibility,

however, presenting the message,

continuing to push it forward,

and push this absurdity

in this confrontational critique of the system.

- [Rod] The problem is anyone who criticizes

the system too loudly,

can expect to get in trouble with the system.

And because I do, Vermin is about to film

one of my many arrests and encounters with law enforcement.

- He's in custody.

- Yes, he's in custody right now.

He's in hand cuffs.

He's being tased right now.

Guard dogs are biting his crotch.

- These are pages from Epstein's little black book.

They were first obtained by the website, Gawker.

They show numerous entries for the rich and famous.

Donald Trump, actor Alec Baldwin, and singer Courtney Love.

- Some Italian artist duct taped a banana to a wall.

And then somebody else bought it for $120,000.

And that was a big story.

And then some performance artists ate it.

And that was another big story.

And then our good old friend of the show,

Rod Webber shows up,

and writes on the now blank wall,

Epstein didn't kill himself.

- Just doing a little art.

(indistinct)

Uh, why should I?

- I mean, the police are coming.

- Oh, well they've set precedent here.

- Okay, very well.

- I mean, this is the gallery

where anyone can do art, right?

- Day 24.

(police on radio)

- You have to be really sensitive to the banana booth, okay?

- Can I finish my piece? - No.

- Can I introduce myself? - No.

- Well, I mean, you've kind of set precedent here.

- We understand but it's not an open free-fall.

- Oh, it's not.

- You didn't press charges on David, right?

- Why would we?

- Okay.

- We're not pressing charges on you either.

We're just asking you to not damage the artwork that's here.

- Okay if that's, all right.

My name is a Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Webber.

- Excuse us.

- Thank you, thank you.

- [Cop] Do you have some identification on you, sir?

- You bet ya.

- [Cop] Can I see it please?

- I doubt it.

Who are you?

- [Cop] I'm the head of security here.

- I'm Rod Webber, nice to meet you.

- I don't want to do that Rod,

with your hands right where they are.

- Fair enough.

- Then they got arrested, I guess,

removed and security guards in what may be

the most epic,

real life performance art I have ever seen.

I mean this in all sincerity.

The security guards then came in and covered up

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Truly one of the most epic

and glorious moments in our generation,

in our lives, in history maybe.

It was just such a perfect storm.

- Running for president,

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 2020.

Am I being arrested?

(acoustic guitar music)

Back in New Hampshire,

the news of the day was CNN changing the rules

to keep Tulsi off the debate stage.

In a democracy you'd think there would be outrage,

but think again,

because not only was the media full of shit,

so were all the politicians.

- If we win big, if we take back the Senate,

we get these things done

that are so important to the progressive cause.

So I just view us as one big tent.

And that's how you could see me on the debate stage.

I'm literally friends with the other people up there.

- [Rod] How do you feel about them

keeping Tulsi off the debate stage,

by changing the rules at the last minute?

- There's a lot of

industry in dialing up

the outrage and fear about our systems,

and I totally understand it.

- Between the 2016 primary and the Iowa caucus,

which many people are seeing both to be botched,

or at least that's the way they feel.

Regardless of who wins,

how can we restore faith to the electorate

that there's actually a DNC that's gonna do

what's right for the people?

- Look, my job in this is to be a candidate,

not to be the DNC.

- Why do you look familiar?

- I just wanted to say,

if CNN smoked more weed with Jimmy Dore,

you know what I'm saying?

- Make a better life choices.

- They'd be making better life choices,

and they'll let you on the debate stage.

- So Tulsi being kept on CNN.

It's obvious they're not colluding with the DNC

or the democratic establishment.

And I think it's another sign

that not only is democracy alive, but it's thriving.

I mean,

I don't understand how there aren't

yellow vests in the street already.

I mean, how much more do you have to be shown

that the oligarchs are screwing you,

and they're doing it right out in the open.

And they're doing it through their media,

and they're doing it through social media.

Now they're taking down,

they're going back purging people on social media.

It's getting, you know, it's getting not good.

- Mayor Pete Buttigieg actually popped up

on the screen here.

People in the crowd started booing him,

and they started chanting Wall Street Pete.

- [Rod] Why the outroar?

Well, after the 2016 (indistinct) showed the DNC

he had rigged the primaries against Sanders,

it was revealed that Pete paid $42,000 to Shadow Inc,

an app used to tabulate the Iowa caucuses.

Pete declared victory over Sanders,

despite results showing a virtual tie.

And while Pete's unethical

and possibly criminal behavior

was boring mainstream journalists,

like John Heilemann to sleep,

the people wanted answers.

There was only one solution.

Out comes the helmet.

(dramatic music)

- Since the Venusians rigged the election,

you think it'll sway to the Martians?

- Yeah, probably.

- Is this a threat to democracy, sir?

- I'm still learning a little bit more

of the details of what happened yesterday.

Someone said that there are paper records,

but the app was failing.

- [Rod] It wasn't quite time to vote,

so I conducted an online poll

to see what concerns people had about the mayor.

Topping the list where his ties to the CIA,

his poor relationship with the black community as mayor,

creating homeless people

and kicking them out of their camps.

And using the Shadow app to rig Iowa.

Mayor Pete, when are you going to address

the Venusian housing crisis?

They're using the Shadow app

in order to get the homeless people off the street.

Is there something you can do about that, Mayor Pete?

Please address the issue for us.

Will you address the Shadow app?

What, what is it ma'am?

- You're blocking the (indistinct).

- Oh, I see.

You want me to move?

Are you giving me an order?

- I'm giving you an order.

- [Rod] Okay, I'm happy to move.

Will you got your hands off of me?

You're assaulting me.

- I am not assaulting you.

- [Rod] You're assaulting me, ma'am.

- I'm moving you along.

- [Rod] All you have to do is tell me to go.

You don't have to touch me, ma'am.

- Stay right here.

- [Rod] there's a good touch and there's a bad touch.

Ma'am, you gave me a bad touch, ma'am.

How dare you, sir?

How dare you?

- Excuse me sir.

- Joe Biden.

Joe Biden, the Venusians have revealed action.

And it's go to the Martians.

What is your authority, sir?

This is gonna create a cold total corruption of democracy.

How can people have faith when the Shadow app

is being used by the Venusians to sway democracy, sir?

Joe Biden.

- Go get 'em.

- Joe Biden, what you hidin', Joe Biden,

Joe Biden, what you hidin'?

Joe Biden.

- When people start promoting conspiracy theories

they lose me.

- It's all very suspicious.

- It wasn't one campaign somehow manipulating numbers.

Now you look at what's come out afterwards.

They've been pretty incompetent for a long time.

- I'm here with Bernie Sanders.

Behind me is Lord Buckethead.

Lord Buckethead and Bernie Sanders.

Hey, Bernie.

Seems like a nice guy.

- Look, it's Bernie.

- Who's gonna help Lord Buckethead,

ascend to galactic prominence,

and really set everything straight.

I think it's gonna happen.

(yelling)

- Have you heard of Amy Klobuchar?

(crowd chanting)

- Vermin, Vermin, Vermin rules supreme.

Vermin, Vermin, Vermin rules supreme.

- We are here preaching the good word,

of Lord Vermin Supreme,

who's soon to be your American President.

(crowd talking)

- He has been doing it.

- I ain't giving in to any fuck off.

He's willing to fucking earn it, for himself.

So back off!

- We love President Trump.

(band music)

- They'll never let him win.

I hope he does, but they'll never let him.

- [Rod] So would you vote for Bernie if he was the nominee?

- I would have a harder time making a decision.

- [Woman] Are you saying you like Bernie Sanders?

- Oh yeah, I was hoping he'd win last night.

- [Crowd] Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie,

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.

- I know you're not gonna give me your endorsement,

but would I be second choice after Bernie Sanders?

There are no second choices this year.

- The New York Times will endorse two people.

We only get one vote.

- Peter is your faction of the CIA

more powerful than Donald Trump's faction of the CIA?

Will you use the Grindr app to defeat Shadow, Inc?

Are you going to release the JFK files, and the 9/11 tapes?

I'm the only presidential candidate

investigating Jeffrey Epstein's death.

Why won't you debate me?

Come back, Mayor Pete.

I want to smother you in mayo.

Senator Warren, can I ask a question?

Why do you refuse to take pictures with Vermin Supreme?

What happened to decorum Liz?

What happened to decorum?

This wasn't the first time decorum

had come up on the campaign trail.

Vermin and I had used humor as a tactic,

but we were also seriously fighting the court

against an obscure New Hampshire law,

which Trump used against me in court,

claiming unlicensed security guards

could use deadly force to maintain so-called decorum.

(yelling)

- In fact, I can name myself as security guy

and I can kill you and you and you

and I can kill all of you to maintain decorum,

according to these laws together.

You expect this shit from Trump, but goddamn it,

suddenly Elizabeth Warren was also using extreme measures

to try to keep us down in the name of decorum.

- [Cop] Can you just stand on the sidewalk

and assist from there?

- So, you know, I got my body camera on,

it's audio and visually recording.

- Oh well buy him too.

So we're all even.

- You understand, this is totally under your cooperation,

everyone being cooperative here.

- [Man] Why are you calling Elizabeth Warren (indistinct)?

- I'm a documentarian.

I'm making a documentary of the election.

I was trying to get to the next event.

It's pretty simple.

It's a standard tradition that's happened for decades.

- [Vermin] Is Mister Webber been detained, sir?

- Yeah, he is being detained.

Good job, Vermin.

Step back more.

- [Vermin] Thank you very much, sir.

Police, I'd like to report a car theft.

(indistinct)

- They're stealing my car.

- The press is no longer free.

- Any questions for me?

- Did we have to do this?

- Do what?

♪ Joe Biden ♪

♪ Wrote the Patriot Act ♪

♪ Now we're all screwed ♪

♪ There's nothing to do ♪

♪ Joe Biden ♪

♪ Works with segregationists ♪

♪ Now we're all screwed ♪

♪ There's nothing to do ♪

♪ We're all screwed ♪

♪ Joe Biden is bringing us down the big hill ♪

♪ We're all going down ♪

♪ Joe Biden ♪

♪ Who wrote the Patriot Act ♪

♪ Now we're all screwed ♪

♪ The country is screwed ♪

♪ The country is screwed ♪

♪ Joe Biden ♪

♪ Who wrote the Patriot Act ♪

♪ Now we're all screwed ♪

Goodbye, Joe.

We love you, we love you all.

And I hope you continue screwing America

because America loves being screwed by you.

(horn honking)

(classical orchestral music)

- [Rod Voiceover] It was inexplicable that the establishment

was pushing Joe Biden when crowds

were even more indifferent to him

than they were to Hillary Clinton.

But I had to remind myself they were pushing Joe Biden

because he was a company man.

Hopefully the media would ignore the fact

that Buttigieg had lines for literal miles,

and Joe Biden had nothing.

But here we are.

- This is the adult in the room.

This guy is really smart.

He's dynamic, he'll grow,

he's in the prime of his life

as opposed to the end of it.

And I think a lot of people are gonna think,

Bernie Sanders is 78 years old.

- He's the first gay candidate to run for president.

So as a gay man in my mid fifties,

Pete is living my best life right now.

- Obviously to me, black issues are really important to me.

And Pete has been someone who has shown

that he is not capable of handling these issues

in the way that they should be handled.

I just feel like if he cannot handle

race relations in his own city,

the only thing that he's had any true experience

of responsibility of, how can he be trusted

to handle race relations in a country

that has been destroyed almost,

and just constantly kind of conflicted

with these types of issues.

And that's just something that I don't,

I just don't, I hope he does not get the nomination.

- Pete Buttigieg is that you?

Mad Pete, your boyish charm,

and your ambition like Michelangelo

has set my heart aflutter.

All your shameless suckling at the teat of big pharma,

and the military industrial apparatus,

is truly awe-inspiring.

How I will caress that apparatus, Pete.

Oh, you know, I sure was.

The empty vessel which stands before me,

I would ravage in unspeakable ways,

financially and sexually.

Your willingness to exploit disinformation

and screw the American public

like only a soulless vampire can,

makes me moist in the naughty bits.

Oh Mayor Pete,

you're such a sexy.

I can't wait for you to be president.

We're here at an Elizabeth Warren event

in Charleston, South Carolina.

I can't hold back my excitement.

My space credentials here.

It makes it all real.

- [Man] All real?

- It's all coming together.

- [Man] That's the way to do it.

- Just like your paper.

You write it down on a piece of paper,

and you're a documentarian, you're press.

It feels like it's a lot of white folks

who are standing next to

a cool black guy for legitimacy.

Do you think that's effective?

- Are you coming for Elizabeth Warren?

Have you thought about the imminent threat

of space meteoroid?

- No I have not.

- Have you thought about meteor attack?

Are you undecided?

- I am press.

- Ah, well,

I'm running for space president,

and I'm the only candidate,

and Elizabeth Warren is not doing this,

that has a plan for meteor attack,

and will open an investigation to the death

of Sandra Bland and Michael Brown.

She also doesn't care about Flint's clean drinking water.

- I agree, couldn't agree more.

- What are you gonna do about space meteors?

- I've got lasers,

Elizabeth Warren hasn't thought it through.

- [Man] We do not allow folks with costumes,

noisemakers. - It's not

a costume, it's a uniform.

Unless the kids understand.

Elizabeth Warren can't take questions from an adult,

but she'll she let in a kid.

Are you guys space journalists, too?

(crowd chanting)

Back on the other side of Charleston,

I went to see Mayor Pete again.

Again, he sent cops,

so he wouldn't have to answer questions.

And that's when I decided

to turn the tables.

- Sir, what are you doing?

- What are you doing?

Have you been drinking there?

I see you got a little cup there.

Do you have any drugs on you?

- Why would I have any drugs on me?

- Well, that's a no nap,

and with you police types.

Do you have any illegal firearms with you?

- That's not very polite.

No, but are you-

- Do you have any illegal firearms on you?

- Of course not.

Of course not.

- Are you sure?

Can I pat you down?

- If you touch me, then-

- I'm asking your consent.

- No, I'm not, I'm not giving you consent.

- Okay.

- I'm not asking your consent.

I'm asking why are standing in front of these two vehicles.

- And I'm asking you if you have any

illegal firearms or illegal drugs on you.

- Congratulations, you can ask all day, step over here.

- Thanks so much for that.

- [Rod] Hey Mayor Pete, you're gonna,

Mayor Pete will you free Julian Assange?

- Never got a thumbs up or a heart, did I?

- I like his little microphone.

- You're getting a lot of laughs.

- I should do stand up.

Are you good?

- I feel like I'm all right at the moment.

I'm a little bit intimidated by all your firearms

and illegal drug use.

But again, you didn't let me pat down.

You didn't let me pat you down.

I have to make that assumption.

- No, you don't have to.

I haven't made that assumption about you,

and you say cops do that.

- Here we go again.

I mean, you know that statistically speaking,

you go off and you kind of,

you pop up off trigger a little much.

- That's a little harsh.

- Statistically speaking.

I mean, fbi.gov, you know,

says it right there in black and white.

You go up on their page.

- Actually.

- No, why would I believe the FBI?

But I'm just saying according to, you know, your buddies.

- [Woman] Trump's winning too.

- [Man] Sounds good, that is bogus.

- [Rod] Who would win, Trump or Jesus, in an election?

- Jesus would win the election,

but then he'll have, Trump be his Vice President.

- Who would win, Trump or Jesus?

- Trump. - Jesus and Trump.

- Jesus or Trump?

If there was an election tomorrow between Trump and Jesus,

who would win?

- Jesus, Jesus.

- Jesus inside of Trump.

- Jesus, man.

- [Rod] Is that baby Jesus or Big Jesus.

I was thinking Big Jesus.

- I wouldn't be voting for either of them.

- [Man] God bless you, sir.

You mind if I say a quick prayer for you?

- Sure.

- Well, Father God, what's your name?

- [Rod] Rod.

- Rod?

Just lift up brother Rod to you right now.

Lord straighten him from the top of his head

to the soles of his feet, oh God.

Fill him up with your Holy Spirit, oh God.

Allow him to fulfill the plan and the destiny

that you have called him to do,

and his ministry oh God,

in Jesus Christ's mighty name.

God bless you there, sir.

So here's the question. - Yeah.

- What do you think about people saying

that Trump is like God.

- [Rod] It's crazy, that's why I'm asking the question.

- Oh, sorry.

This is a back of house arrival,

and so all press has to move to credential space.

- [Rod] Again, this is a public space.

So it shouldn't be a problem.

- All right (indistinct)

When I say, fire it up, and you say, ready to go.

Ready? Fire it up.

- [All] Ready to go.

- Fire it up.

- Ready to go.

- Fire it up.

- Ready to go.

- Okay, what's another good one?

- [Rod] Press, I'm press.

- [Cop] Where's your credentials?

Where's your credentials?

- You don't need credentials for press.

Is this Nazi Germany or is this the United States?

(crowd cheering)

- Everybody, thank you, thank you.

- You wrote the Patriot Act ushering in

a thousand years of George Orwell, huh?

How does that feel?

How does that feel?

- [Crowd] Let's go Joe, let's go Joe.

- No hard questions.

You had security come over and muscle people.

Forget about the first amendment, right?

How about all those people rotting in Guantanamo Bay?

Shouldn't there be a transparent trial,

for the greatest crime in modern US history?

- [Crowd] Let's go Joe, let's go Joe.

- [Rod] But I get it, you don't care, I get it.

(classical orchestral music)

- [Rod Voiceover] South Carolina was delightful,

but I almost forgot to mention

that in the middle of all that,

I put on my lawyer hat,

and won my Art Basel case in Florida, representing myself.

Art has prevailed.

But, within days, Palm Beach police

issued a new warrant for my arrest.

Within days of that,

Donald Trump was on the news contradicting himself

about COVID-19, AKA coronavirus.

(thunder crashing)

- [News Reporter] Months ahead

of the 2020 national election,

President Trump is under fire for the way he's handled

the coronavirus outbreak in the US.

- [Trump] The coronavirus.

This is their new hoax.

We have it totally under control.

- [News Reporter] Priorities USA.

A Democratic Super PAC is running an attack ad

in key battleground states, such as Florida, Michigan,

Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

The Trump campaign is so unhappy

it sent out cease and desist letters

to local television stations in an effort

to get the ad knocked off the air.

- [Trump] We really think we've done a great job

in keeping it down to a minimum.

I like this stuff, I really get it.

People are surprised that I understand it.

No, I don't take responsibility.

- We started seeing, we saw Ahmed Arbery get murdered.

We saw Casey Cooper get harassed by a white woman,

who threatened to call the police on him in Central Park.

And then we had George Floyd.

Now everything blows up,

because we basically we said we had enough is enough.

And then we started hitting the streets,

after months of saying we can't hit the streets.

And I tell people all the time,

the reason why we hit the streets is the same reason

why we didn't hit the streets months prior.

We were afraid for our lives,

and we were looking out for each other.

The same rule applies.

And look who we had to deal with.

The same folks who came out there

saying that they were fighting for our freedom,

when they was telling us not to wear a mask,

and all that, are now in our face,

trying to say that they're fighting for freedom

by keeping us from not being killed by the police.

Defund the police,

because the current structure of police does not work.

- [Rod] Admittedly COVID and the lockdowns

threw a wrench in my plans

to troll the presidential election.

But George Floyd was dead in Minneapolis was burning.

So it was time to put all that aside and get serious.

Aside from humor, spectacle, and trolling,

there was one other force for good in my toolkit.

Live streaming.

- Burn this motherfucker down!

Burn it down.

- Again, we are in Minneapolis right now.

The city is burning.

- George Floyd.

He couldn't breathe man.

- The lesson from George Floyd and his family though,

we're not for none of this bullshit.

- The man was in handcuffs.

He could have let him up,

put them in the police car,

take him to jail.

But instead he gave him death.

And what warrants death?

For him, being on his stomach, being in handcuffs,

why did that warrant death?

Why does compliance warrant death?

Why does out there selling cigarettes warrant death?

Why are we wasting tax dollars to train these suckers,

for something they know damn well

they shouldn't be doing anyway?

They are the biggest gang-bangers,

the biggest cartel,

the biggest serial killers.

You know, it's a fine line

between a cop and a fucking criminal.

All them boys have crossed the line.

- So it is May 29th and the National Guard

and a massive militarized police force are out.

They claim to be here to prevent property damage.

Yet, in many cases,

actually stop residents from saving their belongings.

If you look down this way,

you can kind of see the firetrucks

spraying down the buildings in the distance.

So in actuality, you got all these storm troopers here,

standing around to say that they're here to help,

but it's actually the community,

without the aid of the government,

who have come together to begin to clean up

and assist each other through mutual aid.

And even those who lost their homes

still support George Floyd.

- This is 400 years in the making.

- Can you tell me what's going on here?

- So there were donations

that were asked for on Facebook here,

and they just overflowed.

The community has overflowed,

and just been so amazing and brought so much.

And right now it's just kind of like

a free-for-all, take what you need.

- If they catch them stealing some food for their kids,

they have to die.

Now they have to, now their children.

Now their child has to have the fucking story

of how their mom, or how their dad,

had to go out and get some bread and milk and die,

because Trump said, if you loot, they're gonna shoot.

- Everybody across the world,

they say something about Colin Kaepernick,

disrespecting the flag,

but he told you, he warned you,

when are y'all gonna listen to us African Americans?

When are you gonna stay with people?

And now, think of this.

We got a white officer,

with a black man,

who's taking a knee,

on the black man's neck.

(horns honking)

- What happened to the land of the free?

- The most important thing that we're gonna do,

is protect the freedom to assemble.

- But how can you protect our freedom

when our kids are dying because of their color?

- Ma'am, I have a job, right?

- But you're here to protect.

You're here to protect and serve.

They've been serving, not protecting us.

- Look,

all I can do is listen.

- You don't just have to listen.

You can do something to help us.

You guys can put a stop to all this.

(yelling)

(drumming)

(crowd chanting)

- Ain't no power like the power of the people,

'cause the power of the people don't stop.

(chanting)

- No justice, no peace.

- For the time being,

it looks like the police have completely ceded

the half of the town,

all this stuff here that was burned out yesterday,

they're moving past that.

♪ We want justice ♪

♪ We want justice ♪

- [Rod Voiceover] By day four tensions were rising.

Law enforcement had gone from rubber bullets

to loaded weapons.

By the end of the night,

we were dodging bullets and police vans were used

to deploy flash bangs.

- [Man] You just pulled a real gun on him?

You pulled a real gun?

- Fuck 12.

I can't see shit.

Fuck 12.

- [Woman] Show me what you really is.

Put that shit down.

- [Rod] Holy shit.

(indistinct)

- The police just shot me.

We have the right to protest.

- The United States is capitalism run amok.

And we need a better system.

- [Rod] Yeah, it's gonna catch fire.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Oh shit shit shit shit.

(guns firing)

Holy Shit.

That guy's shooting a real gun, driving the pickup truck.

(confused shouting)

- Get on that thing, get on that thing!

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

The cops just did a drive by.

This is America burning down.

But in a way, don't you think that we deserved it

creating the country on a foundation

of the genocide of one race, the Native Americans,

and the enslavement of another?

♪ Oh child ♪

♪ Ode to violence ♪

(lyrics muffled)

- And they're jealous,

because I get more press than they do.

- That's right.

- Even they lose all the time.

- And who cares if you win anyhow?

It makes no sense.

You've jailed people for suspended driver's licenses,

smoking weed, victimless crimes,

all that, driving while black.

I mean, you're doing the Lord's work there, so who cares?

You should've just do like Donald Trump.

It doesn't matter if there's an election,

postpone the election.

That's what I would have done if I were you.

Just say screw you to the election.

- Well, you think that they went into secret room.

- Well, why not? Why not?

He's doing that with the mail.

So reroute the mail and basically just make it

so the Democrats can't vote.

He gave you a pardon, why can't he do that?

- I love it when he goes to meet Putin,

or the rocket man.

- It's because he's owning them.

It's like he's putting a strap on and owning Putin,

getting him, getting him, getting him,

strap on, boom, boom, boom.

- No, no.

The other reason is, is that he goes in a back room.

Now he doesn't drink the smoke.

- Yeah, well you do his strap on.

- Yeah, you're right.

I was the director of Mexico.

I used to go in a back room with Noriega.

But even though you're,

even though he could be your enemy.

- Be black one too.

- You neutralize him.

You don't know what's going on when he goes private.

How do you know?

- Neutralize him.

- I mean we're doing pretty good in (indistinct).

How do we know?

But they call him a traitor because he talks to Putin?

- No, he's dominating.

He's on top.

Putin's his sub, Trump's a dom.

What do you think about Antifa?

- Well, they've been after me.

I had a, I had a speech at ASU,

and they, a lot of them came to scream at me, spit on me,

but I love it.

- You love being spit on?

Okay.

- I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing,

not from the right wing.

I'm willing to do anything.

I want to see peace. - Then do it, sir.

Do it, say it.

- Do you want to call them?

What do you want to call them?

Give me a name, give me a name.

Who would you like to condemn?

(talking over each other)

Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.

But I'll tell you what I'll tell you what,

somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left

because this is not a right-wing problem.

This is a left-wing-

this is a left-wing problem.

- [Rod Voiceover] Ah, the Proud Boys.

Let's rewind a couple months.

Gregg Housh and I had flown up

to the Capitol Hill occupied protests in Seattle.

And in no time we stumbled on Tiny Toese,

who had started the riot in Providence.

And the dicks on the bus go limp, limp, limp,

limp, limp, limp,

limp, limp, limp.

No assaults today Tiny, that's a first.

- Did you see me?

I was just walking through everybody.

Did you see me beating up anybody as I was in here?

- I'm just asking questions.

- There you go.

- [Rod] And there's plenty of videos of you

beating up everyone and you know it, Tiny.

(shouting)

- And why is that?

- Because you're a fucking bastard.

(car alarm ringing)

- Help, get the phone!

Call the cops.

- And it's the fourth state that I've been to

that I actually ran into these people,

like these specific people, these humans,

and in every one of them, they got violent.

They started violence, they attacked people.

And it was always when those people were not being violent.

You know, this whole argument

about the violent left falls apart

when you stand in front of a proud boy,

'cause they throw the first punch.

- Antifa is short for anti-fascism,

and it basically means,

if you are against the hate politics of today,

if you're against the kinds of things that we have seen

that just basically pit one community against another,

in the name of the nation,

in the name of freedom, that's fascism.

You don't want to be that,

you don't want to be about that.

And those who aren't about that are anti-fascist.

(crowd shouting)

The Proud Boys are all (indistinct).

(guns firing)

(explosion)

- [Rod] Hit me in my right butt cheek.

- [Man] They got federal riot control CS,

which was not used properly.

That is not supposed to happen.

- [Rod] So what causes that?

- Normally wet conditions,

because they block up the sticker and stuff right here.

And then they bust out the side,

which can create shrapnel, very dangerous.

This is a han ball, it's like a stinger grenade.

So they shoot all of these rubber bullets,

and also CS, tear gas, is inside of it.

They're purposely using it wrong.

They threw a canister that I saw personally today,

that was seven years past its expiration date, which was CS.

That turns to cyanide.

- All right, once again, we're in Portland.

If you don't understand how this rolls,

basically speeches are given down the other way,

people go through a microphone down there.

Everything is chill until the feds

start getting on the megaphone.

This is a disturbance with a riot,

all that kind of crap, and get the fuck out of here.

At which point, this incites the crowd,

who threw one bottle.

Well then shit happens.

And this is the shit happening.

(indistinct)

- You're under oath to protect the people,

and you're fucking shooting us.

Are you okay?

- Fuck you, fucked up.

Fuck all of you.

(muffled shouting) bitches.

- [Rod] Need a hand, man?

Need a hand?

I got your back.

I got your back, let's go.

(confused shouting)

Got hit in the fucking dick with one of those things.

- Are you hurt?

- I want to know how your boner is.

- Very hard, very hard.

- Making you as hard as the sex workers conference?

Yeah?

Would you consider making out with me right now?

- No, but thank you.

- Consensually, of course.

- Of course, but no.

- No, but it's consensual.

- I'm just not into it.

- We're gonna consensually make out.

- No, it's all good.

- Do you want to go back to the hotel room?

That's possible, but not right here.

- Consensually?

- You never know, man.

- We can smear tear gas on each other.

- That sounds fantastic.

- Roll around in some jello maybe?

- What else?

- I'm thinking, do you like butter?

- I love butter.

(rock music)

- [Rod] If you don't know him,

Andrew is a journalist comedian,

so don't feel too bad I was giving him a hard time.

The George Floyd protest there

had been raging in Portland for weeks,

and they showed no sign of easing up.

Strangely, it was my attempt to show

how peaceful it was in the daytime

that was causing an uproar.

- Fuck the police.

- [Rod] It was simple, cute and correct.

The producer from Fox News and Ingraham Angle

reached out to ask permission to use the video.

I replied, fuck Fox News.

Back on the east coast, back the blue slash Trumpers

were popping up everywhere.

So I met up with my friend, Lauren Pespisa,

and we began confronting them head on,

because Jesus fucking Christ.

You gotta be kidding me with this cop fucking.

Lauren also happens to be a housing rights advocate,

and knew firsthand how COVID was having a devastating impact

on people out of work and struggling to get by.

- So since about March,

Massachusetts has had the strongest

eviction moratorium in the country,

where the housing courts

have been completely closed across the state,

and you cannot get evicted.

However, your debt will be built up

if you do not pay your rent.

And Charlie Baker, our governor,

has allowed the eviction moratorium to expire.

There are a few state reps who have been pushing

for this bill called the Housing Stability Act,

which will extend it another year,

as well as forgive the rent,

and help the landlords pay their mortgages.

Right, like I said about evictions, the eviction moratorium.

Yeah I said, how can you ask a family

to be the last family to be evicted,

before you decide there's enough data

to extend the eviction moratorium?

- This is all the more reason why I keep saying

we cannot rely on our politicians.

- [Lauren] No, we can cannot.

- No matter how this election goes,

there's still gonna be a problem.

- [Lauren] Exactly.

- We're not just dealing with (indistinct),

but with just dealing with everyday life.

And that's all the more reason why I keep on saying,

we have to build our own spaces.

We have to maintain our own internet presence,

without being told, without Facebook telling us

that we can have one like that.

I mean, autonomy is important as hell.

- [Rod] What's happening, Lauren?

- Fucking cops have torn down the camp,

then decided to put a big old ugly cage around it.

And now it's like they're smashing furniture.

- I'm Calvin Atwood.

I started a protest for the homeless people,

and they said they was gonna help us find housing,

and we could stay on their property until they did.

And this morning, it showed up

with Staties and cutting people's tents,

cutting people's tents, and removing us.

And we have nowhere to go.

- [Rod] You don't have to deal with the police tell you.

- This is sad.

The city, the state,

does not care about their homeless people.

They don't care about people, period,

obviously, if they're doing this to their homeless people.

- [Lauren] Protect and serve?

What happened to protect and serve?

(shouting)

- [Rod] Get off his neck.

Get off his neck.

What did he do? What did he do?

He didn't touch anyone.

- I was (indistinct).

I was dancing (indistinct).

♪ Cancel taxes, cancel taxes ♪

♪ Cancel taxes, cancel taxes ♪

- [Rod] You want to tell me about this?

- It's pretty much common sense,

if they cancel rent for the next two years.

I mean, how are people gonna fix anything?

- What am I hearing about burning your properties down?

- Well, we had the housing crash in 1987.

Landlords were in dire straits,

and back then some of them did burn down their properties

for mortgage,

for insurance payments.

- Conservatives were becoming increasingly fixated on Q Anon

and pedophile sex offenders.

This breathed new life into groups like NSC-131,

Super Happy Fun America,

and a Q Anon church, who could be seen openly

coordinating with law enforcement,

with the purpose of terrorizing lefties.

- Americans don't wear a mask.

If there's a virus out there,

You take it, you get it in, and you get rid of it.

It's the Democratic Party

that believes in the Ku Klux Klan,

you know that?

- The Nazi skull on top of the Confederate flag.

- We are a pro white street oriented fraternity.

- Why don't you go and give George Soros a blowjob?

That's what you want to do, isn't it?

- How much is George Soros paying you?

- How much is Donald Trump paying

to stick his dick in your mouth?

- He doesn't have to, I'll suck his cock any day for free.

Because he's such a good guy?

- [News Reporter] Charges that Jeffrey Epstein was running

a sex trafficking ring in the early 2000s

that included under age girls, as young as 14 years old.

- [News Reporter] Donald Trump in 2002 said of Epstein,

He's a lot of fun to be with.

It's even said that he likes beautiful women

as much as I do.

And many of them are on the younger side.

- He routinely spoke fawningly of Jeffrey.

He admired Epstein's lifestyle.

- [Interviewer] Your daughter.

- [Trump] She's beautiful.

- [Interviewer] Can I say this, piece of ass?

- [Trump] She's actually always been very voluptuous.

- What does Tiffany have of Marla's?

- [Trump] She's got Marla's legs.

We don't know whether or not she's got this part yet.

- What do you think about the Ghislaine Maxwell papers

that came out the other day?

- Why?

- Because you're wearing a Trump hat

and he went to pedophile island.

- Why is that your business?

- Because you're wearing a Trump hat.

- I don't talk to media, so what?

- It seemed like you are.

- We're free in this country.

I got a right to my opinion, right?

- You're free to associate with pedos.

How do you feel about Donald Trump being a pedophile?

- So if that's proven to be true, I will not support him,

but I feel that we don't have enough evidence.

Just like we don't have enough evidence for Bill Clinton.

I think that would be more.

So I will never support a pedophile.

You can get that on here.

I will never support a pedophile.

- You're wearing a pedo hat.

If you want to come right down to it,

a pedophile hat, you're wearing a Donald Trump hat.

So you're wearing a pedophile hat.

- Bill Clinton, you have a good day.

- You came to a blue balls rally.

Isn't that what it is?

It's a pedophile rally.

- You have a good day, because you know what?

- Because 400 years of slavery,

and you know, so they had to riot and loot

and you know, you got it.

That's right, so you came to the pedo rally,

you know, to talk about fucking children.

That's what you do, right?

You're wearing a pedo hat, dude.

Pedo.

- Say hello Stalin for me, will you buddies?

- Stalin? How did we get to Stalin?

- Donald Trump's a creepy rapey motherfucker.

- The media is gonna distort anything to fit the narrative

that they want out there.

What's gonna get views?

What's gonna get ratings?

- E Jean Caroll, the advice columnist,

who Donald Trump raped in a dressing room

in like the 90s, and who has been working

through the court system, which is corrupt,

to continue to press this issue.

- Rod and Lauren thought that the media

would ignore, was ignoring this issue.

So they got a whole bunch of props,

dicks and pussies,

and went to a Trump event.

- [Rod] Tell me about this prop that you have here.

- This is a vagina.

- [Rod] How do you access it, how do you make it go?

- You gotta find the clit,

but cops don't know how to do that.

It's self-cleaning,

it's a very magical organ.

- Hello live murder.

I'm here for Trump, Trump 2020.

Trump, am I right?

- Yeah, that's right.

- Trump!

(random shouting)

- [Rod] Cocks for Trump.

- [Cop] You're not allowed to be up here.

You need to go, hey, let's go.

(muffled shouting)

- [Rod] Get away from me.

- [Man] Get the fuck out of here.

- [Rod] Get away from me.

- [Man] You can't be up here.

- [Rod] It's a public space.

It's a public space.

It's a public space.

- [Man] Not today.

- [Rod] Why not?

So I don't get my first amendment right today?

If you're taking away my first amendment rights,

I will fucking put you in bankruptcy.

No first amendment, fuck you.

(crowd cheering)

Trump and his supporters claimed to be pro law and order,

but one of those Trumpers

had just stolen my 1,000 dollar iPhone,

which the police facilitated.

As the summer progressed,

the attacks and the thefts became more and more frequent,

especially when Trump himself started doing rallies again,

and started to encourage it.

- Because you know Trump loves Epstein.

Trump even flew Lolita express,

and you know, Ghislaine was caught here.

- [Rod] Let's do this shit.

- Let's do this shit.

- Protestors.

You know what I say, protestors, your ass.

I don't talk about my ass.

(crowd cheering)

They're not protestors.

Those aren't pro- those are anarchists, they're agitators.

They're rioters, they're looters.

They're not, you know you say that.

And some of the people, not all of them,

but some of the people back there, oh how dare you?

These are friendly protesters, right?

- I'm here with a sign, holding a sign, peacefully,

a big sign that states my opinion.

That's my right as an American.

For them to come at me,

grabbed me by the throat, straight up by the hand,

by the throat, and pushed me down on the ground, is violent.

And you want to call Antifa violent?

Where the fuck is antifa doing violence right now?

All I see is the Trumpers doing violence right now.

- [Rod] Stop!

Stop!

We're not democrats.

- [Man] Get out, you're not welcome here.

♪ Go home, go home, go home, go home ♪

- [Man] Whoa whoa whoa get off her.

(confused shouting)

- [Man] First amendment, they're entitled to their shit.

- [Man] Get off of her, get off of her.

- The devil is here, the devil is here.

- [Lauren] What does the devil look like?

- The devil looks like you.

- Really?

I take that as such a high compliment.

Thank you.

- Fuck you.

- [Man] Law and order, law and order.

- [Rod] You hit my phone asshole.

Fuck you, you're the violent one.

- You get in my fucking face with a camera (indistinct).

(man laughing)

- [Rod] You're gonna get out-

It's a good thing the cops are here.

Lauren, Lauren.

- [Lauren] What did he do?

- You'll rue the day if you light that flag on fire.

- [Lauren] Honestly, no brags,

it finally (indistinct) worse than this.

- [Rod] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you all.

You wanna go against the Joey Johnson case?

You don't care about the first amendment.

You're a boot licker in a moron.

You don't know the law.

You don't know the law.

You don't know the law.

- [Lauren] It is covered by the first amendment.

- [Rod] Hey, my flag Officer Dipshit.

Give me my flag Officer Dipshit.

(indistinct) assholes!

(rock music)

- [Rod] And for our final art (indistinct) of the season,

the newly dead sacred church event,

(indistinct) Soros cast magic

began preparations to tear out a fake heart

from the chest of Donald Trump.

Played by Embry Galen.

- Yeah, do you want like a ketchup bottle?

- [Lauren] I think this is a sports one.

- No, it's not.

It's absolutely not.

- [Lauren] There's red spray blood up there I can't reach.

- [Embry] That's, what are you talking about?

Wow, thanks.

- Oh my God.

- [Rod] There you go.

- Guys, I'm freezing.

Trump don't care about shit, just MAGA.

- And my concern,

I mean like I'm all for you doing

whatever anarchy shit you want to do,

'cause obviously I'm doing it too.

- Right.

- But my concern is if you get arrested too,

I can represent myself, but I'm not a proper lawyer

that's barred by the American Bar Association,

so I can't represent you.

(muffled speaking)

- Rod, do you wanna throw an extra one in my bag?

- Let's figure out how much it takes

to dose this first.

Let's not do it on the car.

Let's get it down.

(man laughing)

(band music)

- (indistinct) going on already, huh?

(everybody talking)

(shouting)

- My name is E Jean Caroll, and I was raped by Donald Trump.

I'm here on behalf of all the women

who his soapy hands have groped.

In order to do a ritual.

(indistinct) don't touch our beautiful country any more.

(indistinct)

Kind of like this,

as a burning city on a hill, a beacon in Boston.

But first,

- I am Donald J Trump.

While I am evil I am no more evil

than all of these crooked politicians out here today.

All these cocksuckers over here worship me like a God.

So I stand here as a sacrifice for what is right.

- As above, so below.

Kali ma Kali bah.

Kali ma.

- [Rod] Die motherfucker!

- Everybody, let's go to (indistinct) Park.

(indistinct)

As above, so below, as above, so below. (indistinct)

Burn Donald Trump.

Burn Donald Trump.

Burn Donald Trump.

In front of all of these all white white nationalists

that keep coming here.

- Kali ma, Kali ma.

- [Man] I think he really is on fire.

- [Lauren] I know, it's fine, don't worry.

We used (indistinct).

(chanting)

- Fuck Trump.

Fuck Trump.

(indistinct)

- Fuck (indistinct) America.

I have blood on my hands from the heart of Donald Trump.

- And the sad thing is the media was really

focused on that second bit.

Once things were on fire,

that's what the media wanted.

That's what the media was all over.

They weren't over the speech.

They weren't over the message,

they're like, oh Satanic ritual.

They spun it however they want.

- Now people think we're Satanists.

I'm like, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not,

but I mean,

we also were fighting to do a ritual,

to help E Jean Caroll get justice.

- Antifa members conduct a cult ritual in Boston streets,

eat bloody heart, symbolic of Trump.

This is like a weird Navajo ghost stance or something.

I'm not comparing the Navajo to these scumbags,

but I mean, it's literally, they're like, we hate Jesus.

We hate America.

We love to kill babies, and they're doing all these rituals.

And then we see all these powerful organizations

admitting they're into rituals.

And now they're into Satanism,

and now their operating system

of good versus evil is really coming out in the open.

Here's the video.

Then we'll get former Illuminati insider

Leo Zagami's take on it, here it is.

- [Leo] Well the occult has been taken over by the left

for a long time in this country.

And so we have now Satan,

Satan is openly supporting the Democratic Party.

- [GPS] Pennsylvania Turnpike, I-76, Ohio.

- [Rod] And then something very strange happened.

Because of COVID,

the Democrats started shutting down rallies.

And when I tried to get in,

the secret service told me to fuck off.

Oh, you're violating the first amendment,

my first amendment rights.

The Republicans still wouldn't let me near Trump,

but at least they let me yell at Mike Pence.

Mike, you're just offending (indistinct) space maggots.

You're a corporate shill,

a fucking rabid homophobe piece of shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Corporate media called the election in favor of Biden.

- Joe Biden will win.

- [Rod] But things got really weird

when the Proud Boys decided

they would quote, stop the steal.

- And now they're trying to steal the election,

and they're gonna lose at that too, just wait.

- Which states are gonna cheat?

(indistinct)

- How'd he cheat?

- Stealin' votes, they got it right on there.

People from each state said there was 6,000 of them.

6,000 white American people wanted Trump in there.

- [Rod] And for 6,000 white Americans who wanted Trump,

they brought out about 6,000 riot cops

to protect against the left.

It seemed the Trumpsters were getting up their courage

by drinking beer and pounding steroids for what was next.

This is the million Trump march.

- Greatest achievements of humanity

are gaining freedom and justice

over a very broad range,

through constant struggle.

- You need to fight against this effort

to basically suppress the truth.

- Whether it be your neighbor or a business,

you know, next door, it's just, be a good person.

- You vote local and you pay attention to local politics.

You will be able to make a difference in your community.

- The only way that we are gonna be able to keep them

from going as far as they do,

is being there to stop them,

to being aware, insisting that we push back, you know.

Evil can only do what we allow it to do.

- [Rod] In the end, life is short.

So I went back to painting

and settled my lawsuit with Trump.

They gave me $20,000, and the Manchester cops got me 15.

It's not exactly justice,

but it was enough to finish this film.

Remember, the unifying narrative is to hang on to hope,

but don't you dare let them sell you a hallmark hope.

And if you're married,

you can't testify against your spouse.

(rock music)

(lyrics muffled)

- All right, thank a lot.

2020, it was a hell of a ride,

hell of a year, hell of a movie.

- What a dumpster fire, bye now.