Original subtitles

* What is love? *

* Baby, don't hurt me *

* Don't hurt me no more *

Iain: Previously, on Love Island.

Two new bombshells...

- "Grab your swimwear and head to the hideaway

hot tub to meet Carmen and Hannah."

Iain: ...made one boy's night.

Bergie: What's up, ladies?

- It's your lucky day. - I'm feeling amazing.

- Throuple. - Throuple.

- There we go.

Iain: There was a surprise return to the villa.

Everyone: Hello! - I'm back like I never left!

[Shouting]

Iain: And heads started turning.

- Cheers.

- Enjoying our first day together.

By just meeting you I was like,

"Okay, I love her energy and her vibe."

- Are you happy I chose you? - It feels good to be chosen.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Everyone: Yeah!

Marco: New ladies came in the villa.

I'm going to be pulling some other girls aside.

Stop rolling your eyes!

[Grunts]

- I know that I could definitely go all out for you.

Jasmine: Is he holding hands with Anna?

What the fuck?

Iain: And a plan was hatched.

- "You will each steal a boy of your choice,

leaving two girls single and vulnerable.

Hashtag secrets steal."

* What is love? *

Iain: Tonight.

- I don't care about making people mad.

- Yeah.

Iain: The bombshells get to work.

- I hope you're attracted to me.

- When I met you, I just felt your eyes on me.

Iain: And Sarah's back for the surprise steal.

Which boy would you like to steal?

[Suspenseful music]

[Upbeat music]

Iain: Welcome to Love Island, USA.

Bombshells Hannah and Carmen have a secret.

In 24 hours they have to steal a boy.

I've got a secret, too. I'm actually from New York.

But if the money's all right, I'm Scottish for the night.

"I'm walking here!"

I mean, okay.

Anyway, Hannah's making a move on Marco.

Hannah: Marco. Where are you going?

Marco: I'm gonna look out this heart.

Where are you going?

- You're just gonna look at the heart?

- Yeah, I was going to look out,

listen to the water for a little bit.

- Oh, yeah. We gotta get to know each other.

It's been a day for you or what?

You seem kind of... - Yeah, it's been a long day.

- We could talk about that. - Yeah.

- Or we can talk about us. - Whatever. I'm down with both.

I definitely could get it off my chest on a new feeling,

you know? - Yeah? Okay.

How are you feeling right now? - No, I feel... You know?

I mean, it's been on my chest for a while, so...

- You can talk. - I just got it off, you know?

I kinda...

I was coupled up with Destiny,

and it didn't really go as planned.

The first night was amazing, I thought it was so good.

- I heard.

- But I'm a big physical touch type of guy,

and there was no chemistry in bed,

not a kiss on like goodnight, nothing.

We went through the whole time together

and I thought it was amazing.

- Okay, because I'll be real with you.

When I came in, I felt like you were

definitely giving me eye contact.

- Obviously, I have my type.

You know, tanned skin, dark hair, dark features, so...

Hannah: Marco? He's my type.

Cute, you know?

He got the muscles, the eye contact,

but he seems like a sweet.

After talking to him, it's like, "He's got his shit together,"

so I know where I stand.

I want to get to know you.

- It's okay. That's why we're here.

[Upbeat music]

Iain: Carmen's got two secrets.

She's got to steal a boy in 24 hours,

and she's a big fan of comics.

She bloody isn't.

She walked out of my last stand-up gig

after two minutes screaming "He's not funny."

- I'm a big, like, nerd on the inside for sure.

- I'm inside and outside.

- Inside and outside? - Yeah.

- I will get... - I can see that.

In the outside you are a big nerd.

- Exactly, but people just don't expect it from me,

which is why I say "on the inside."

Like, people are always caught off guard when I, like,

sit and talk about like, my comic books

for hours or like The Hobbit. You know what I mean?

People just don't think I like those things.

- What have you studied?

- I studied marketing, and then I had a minor in fashion.

- Okay. - So...

- What... what do you want to do with that?

- So, right now I model part time.

Is like one of my jobs. - I also do modeling, so...

- What else do you do besides modeling, though?

I don't think I ever heard about, like, what you do.

- So, like, I'm studying right now.

I started my undergrad in exercise science...

- Okay. - ...while I was playing rugby.

- I love rugby, by the way.

I think it's so fun. - You like it? It's so much fun.

- It is. - And it's like, yes,

people are trying to kill each other

and then they hug each other.

- [Laughing] It doesn't make any sense.

It's so fucking funny. Like I, I love the game,

but like, when they lift them in the air,

I'm like, "What the fuck is going on?"

- They lift me. - No, they fucking don't.

- Yeah, like I'm like... - You're the one that gets...?

- I'm the one that like, yes.

I think I find that...

Carmen being like a little bit of a nerd,

I find that attractive because those are things

that I also like, so it's kinda like we both can geek out.

It's something cool to have in common.

So yeah, it was like a big surprise.

Iain: Nurse Jasmine and Detective Anna

are giving Bergie some relationship coaching,

so if all goes well, he'll be able to read

someone their rights while performing a prostate exam.

- Yeah. - Okay, so today

we are preparing ourselves...

for how to pull a woman.

We are building... your woman's skills.

Bergie, we all want him to find his person,

and Jasmine and I, we are here for the man.

Ask me how my day is. - How was your day today?

- I'm already turned on. [Laughter]

- Tell her she's fucking sexy. Anna: Compliment me.

Tell me my eyes... - I love your eyes.

- Yes! - Yes! Look at that.

I even said it before she even finish.

- Tell me my eyes are twinkling. - Your eyes are twinkling.

- Tell me my teeth look great.

- Your teeth look great. - Tell me my lips look luscious.

[Chuckling] - Your lips look luscious.

- Tell me you wanna kiss me. - I wanna kiss you.

- Lesson number one complete! Jasmine: O-M, fucking, G! Okay.

So, do you want to practice hitting on me?

- We'll do it, we'll do it. - Okay. What's your best shot?

- I'm gonna miss.

Jasmine: No, you're not gonna miss. Come on.

- Lesson number two, confidence. - Confidence.

Lesson two, look at that.

- Confidence. - Your lips are luscious.

- Thank you. - No problem.

Anna: Stand up, bad boy. [Jasmine laughs]

- So, I'm going to teach you how to dance.

- Oh, my gosh.

Anna: You gotta make it romantic.

You gotta pull me in. Bergie: Okay, so how do I do it?

Anna: You got to make me feel like

I'm the only girl in the world. Jasmine: Grab her, grab her.

- Pull me in aggressively. Jasmine: Yeah.

- Boom. - Grab her waist.

- I'm absolutely loving the vibe

with my fellow islanders right now.

They got my back.

I'm gonna do the best I can to take those tips in...

that they gave me tonight.

- We're gonna... we're gonna...

fricking frick this up now.

I think it's time for you to pull Carmen.

Jasmine: You're gonna say, "Hey, let's go for a talk."

Like... - "Let's go for a talk."

- Let's go. Come on. Anna: Love you.

- You guys coming with? No, okay.

Jasmine: You need your wine. - You go get her.

Jasmine: Alright. I love you.

Bergie: Thank you, guys. Anna: I love you!

Jasmine: I love you. Anna: Say it back.

- I love you to the moon and back.

Anna: Okay, that's good. [Chuckling]

Carmen: I like big muscles too, but...

Victor: I don't know. I feel, I feel like...

Bergie: Care to go for a chat?

Carmen: Yeah, for sure. Bergie: Let's go.

Carmen: Where should we go? Bergie: Straight across.

Carmen: Oh, yeah, for sure. We can head over there.

Bergie: Let's go. Carmen: Oh.

I'm glad we're finally getting g to talk, though.

I did want to chat to you.

Like, who are you interested in, like, getting to know in here?

- You, for sure. - Okay, sweet.

- You definitely know that. - Yeah.

- Like, you're my number one.

I really like Hannah, too. - Okay, sweet.

- She's my number two,

which is so bad because you guys are so, like...

You guys keep it together. - Oh, my gosh.

Her and I are, like, not fazed about that at all.

So, tell me a little bit more about yourself.

- I was pretty much raised by my grandparents in a way,

and then my dad...

I was raised by a single parent for the first

14 years of my life.

Grandparents have been together for 55 years,

so like, that's something... - That's the goal.

You know what I mean? - Like, long marriage.

Like all the way to the end.

- No, 100%. That's how I feel.

Like my, my parents are so in love with each other.

- Yeah. - Like...

they found their person and like they've been doing

it for 20 plus years and they're like, still,

just as in love and like, happy with each other.

But it's also, like, taught me

that I won't settle for less than that.

- Marriage is a huge thing for me.

Like I won't only want to be married once, you know?

- Yeah. No, 100%.

- So I have some questions too. So like...

- Okay, I'm ready.

- What are you looking for from Love Island?

- I want, like, a serious boyfriend.

I'm an extroverted introvert.

Like, I absolutely love, like, staying home and like,

watching movies. But then, like,

I also love traveling and I love clubbing,

and so it's like finding someone that does that with me and then

also like sharing interests, but like having our own hobbies.

I think it's important to, like...

- Love different things, yeah. - ...have separate lives

outside of each other.

Like I'm very picky and like, I want someone that like,

can fit into my lifestyle and like,

I can fit into theirs, you know? Yeah.

- But I've been looking for my partner my whole life, so...

- I love that.

I love that you're so committed to, like, looking for it.

I was actually very surprised by my conversation with Bergie.

I think he's the sweetest,

most genuine boy I've ever met in my life.

He's a breath of fresh air, for sure.

I feel like there's maybe more to him than meets the eye.

[Mellow music]

Iain: It's going to bed. Montage time.

Sadly, the slow-mo machine is broken,

so guys, you'll have to help us out.

Bergie, give me slow-mo toothbrushing. Lovely.

And, Victor, I wanna see you take

that t-shirt off nice and slow.

Bergie: Bed bro. - Look at that, brother.

I'm sleeping just alone as you, buddy.

It's over on this bed.

[Laughter]

Kassy: Dude, I just realized I don't have to pee.

I kind of have to, like, fart.

So let me try and, like, fart a little bit.

- I'll walk ahead of you.

Keenan: We're here for finding that connection.

I feel like that's what everybody's here for.

So I just push people in the right direction.

- I like that. - You do?

- Yeah.

* Dancing in the moonlight *

- Woo!

- Yeah, I was talking to Leo and...

So, I was like, "Okay, so you've only talked to me,

Anna and Carmen,

and you happen to want to get to know all three of us."

Like, he thinks he can have his cake and eat it right now.

And it's like he wants all of us to throw ourselves at him.

Like he likes it, dude. He likes it.

- Good night. I love you, whores.

[Mellow music]

[Chuckling]

- Three, two, one!

* It's such a fine and natural sight *

* Everybody's dancing in the moonlight *

* Dreaming like this *

* I don't wanna wake up *

* I don't wanna wake up *

* I don't wanna get up, get up, get up *

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island, USA.

It's morning in the villa.

Guys, I'm testing out one of our brand new state

of the art mini drone cameras.

I'm going in for a close up on Marco.

- Ah! A fucking bug in the bed, bro.

[Groan]

- I need a coffee immediately.

Destiny: Good morning.

- Good morning. You got to give me fingers.

- This it's our first night not sleeping with Bergie.

- I miss him. Leonardo: Bergie!

Are you feeling over there, baby?

- I'm feeling pretty damn good. Leonardo: Pretty damn good?

- I woke up in the villa this morning.

- I know! Let's go! [Cheers]

[Leo laughs]

Let's go have a day.

* Was that a dream or a memory *

* I remember you like a symphony *

- Good morning.

Marco: Another day in Paradise.

Shit. - Another day in Paradise.

Smile, Marco.

- Oh, he has nice teeth.

- You do have a nice smile.

- Thank you.

[Upbeat music]

Iain: Leo's shameless.

He's coupled up with Kassy,

had a hot date with Carmen

and flirty with Anna.

It's an absolute disgrace.

What you have to say for yourself, young man?

- I feel pretty damn good.

- Did you sleep well?

- I slept really good

and then just had a talk with Kassy.

And then she was just, like, saying.

Like her perspective,

like how she was feeling more.

I was definitely being a lot last night

in our conversation, so I just wanted to apologize.

- Why?

- Because it sounded

like it was a one sided thing.

It just felt so bad going to sleep

and I was like:

"Damn, like, am I an awful person?"

- I think with Kassy and I were just like a little bit

like worried because like,

a lot of girls like you, you know?

I don't think it's like malicious.

I just think that it's, like, hard.

And she's still your number one right now?

- Um. Oh, fuck.

Anna: Be honest.

If it is, I'm, like, happy either way, honestly,

because I love her.

- I want to say

it's like an even playing field,

but at the same time as of yesterday,

I believe I was saying that I think

you're my number one because I know we have

like that mutual bond.

It's fun, it's flirty.

And I know that the mutual interest

is there.

So I'm definitely going to be

much better at communicating

because I thought I was like doing okay,

but like knowing I could have done a better job.

I felt like-- - We are girls,

we want an answer. Like--

Leo: In that moment.

I don't even know what shape to call

this like situation with all these girls.

At this point, I'm in a damn circle,

but at the end of the day, I'm not trying to play

any of them.

I'm a bit of a pickle right now,

so I got to figure it out.

Iain: Hannah and Carmen are about to steal two boys.

It's the heist of the century.

They could have spent five months planning the job

at an abandoned warehouse.

Instead, they're spending five minutes

on a garden seat in their PJs.

Hannah: We have a decision to make today.

Carmen: I know. How are you? - How are you feeling?

- I'm going to spend today being like,

who would I pick?

You should too.

- Yeah, no, definitely.

- And I was like-- - Who I see something with?

- Yeah.

- I have a good vibe with Marco,

so I'm considering that too.

Me and Victor one of the date.

But I would also want to be like

comfortable and have fun and like-- -

Yeah, I want to weigh all my options,

but right now it's definitely Leo, Victor and Bergie.

- I had a really, really good conversation

with Victor last night.

We have a lot more in common

than I would have expected off the bat.

So, it's just a lot of moving parts

and making me a little bit anxious today.

It's hard to be like, yes, the guys have the power,

but like we have the power, but they don't know that.

They think they have the power. But--

- But I feel like it's a good day to go into things.

Like I feel comfortable, like I'm glad

we got to know everybody.

So now it's just kind of like,

who do we vibe with the most?

- Yeah.

- And then we'll make

our decision based off that

and keep it pushing.

And you know, that's life.

Who knows if it's going to be right or wrong?

This morning I was thinking about it.

I'm like: "Shit, I want to make the right decision."

But who knows? - I know.

[Pop music]

Iain: When Bergie kissed Anna, it was a special moment

because the amount of women he's kissed in his life

instantly doubled.

- I'm going to be honest with you guys.

My kissing experience is, like, close to zero, bro.

- What do you mean? Man: Bro.

- Well, like, I've had my first kiss and stuff,

but, like.

- I was about to say.

Tell me your first kiss

was not the one at the fire.

- No, no, no.

- One thing that the girls love.

Grab her like a... Grab their neck.

Keenan: Right there just like that.

- Just like that. - But we're not shaking.

- No, it's like, it's like, it's like gentle, like this.

That means-- - This motherfucker practices!

Practices.

[Laughs]

- If he doesn't got experience--

[Shouting]

Let them take the lead, bro.

Let them take the lead.

Let them take the lead.

- Like I just kind of woke up

this morning and I'm like,

you know, it's actually kind of sexy

that Victor is like, mature.

- How did, like, Victor go from like,

no one was on his heart day one to every girl is like:

"Victor is great."

- Right?

- You're telling me.

- She just does that, get close.

No lip. Lip to lip no.

It's like.

Like that. - Aim for the bottom lip.

- This is how you have to kiss.

- You have to try to kiss the, the bottom.

- This is my bottom lip. This is my tongue.

- Las thing you want to do is kiss the nose.

- Wow.

- I feel like,

I think I did that

the first night.

- I know, you ate the whole thing.

[Laughs]

- Okay. Okay.

[Notification] - Right.

- Dude, for real--

Oh! I got a text!

[Shouting]

- I gotta a text!

- Does it make sense if somebody--

- We got a text!

I got a text!

[Cheers]

- "Islanders.

It's time to see

if your brains match your beauty

in today's challenge.

High School Dropout.

#HighschoolHotties. #LessonsinLove."

[Shouting]

Victor: There you go, my boy.

- Hey. No.

Hey, hey, hey. What the fuck? Hey!

Iain: Coming up.

Anna: Oh, my God.

Things that you put in your mouth!

- Dick. - What?

[Laughs]

* Oh, baby, baby *

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

It's challenge time.

And in tribute to me,

the girls are all wearing kilts.

I believe that tartan is called the "Klan Mick Walmart."

[Cheers]

Today's challenge is called "High School Dropouts."

It's Team Carmen versus Team Hannah.

- I'm going to go with Leo.

- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

- Bergie! [Cheers]

- Yeah.

- I'm going to go with Victor.

[Cheers]

Iain: The bombshells complete

their schoolyard picks

and the teams will need to think

on their feet to avoid becoming "High School Dropouts."

The teams will go head to head answering questions

based on the topic revealed on the chalkboard.

Anna: Sex Education.

Sex education.

Iain: First off, it's Leonardo versus Jasmine.

* Hit me, baby, one more time *

- Your sex education question is.

Names of sex positions.

Iain: The first person to mess up an answer

to the topic will get dumped in the tank.

- All right. You got this.

[Horn]

- Missionary

- Doggy.

- Reverse Cowgirl.

- Standing.

- Sixty-nine.

- Oh. What the fuck?

[Laughs]

[Horn]

- Oh, my God!

[Upbeat music]

Iain: The winner gets to choose an islander to kiss.

And for Leonardo, that's not going to be easy,

because Kassy, Hannah and Carmen are all in his sights.

- Okay, okay.

* We saw low lows *

* and we flew sky high *

* And everything *

[Cheers]

* Come on *

* Got that tough, tough love *

* Never give it not *

* I can give it not *

- I literally was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, oh, like, Oh, my God.

- Oh, hey, tippy toes.

[Cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God.

- You said I'm gonna give you a kiss.

- Of course.

- Honestly. Fuck her and fuck him, really.

It made me think of Anna in a way of, like:

"Can't even trust her?"

She's telling me one thing,

but she's showing me something else.

- English!

Iain: Next up, it's Kassy versus Hannah.

Kay Kay: The subject is English. And the question is.

Words that rhyme with sock.

[Cheers and applause]

[Horn]

- Oh. Rock.

- Jock.

- Moch. - Block.

- Lock. - Talk.

- Sock. - Sock rhymes with sock?

- Fuck. [Horn]

[Cheers]

Anna: Get the booty out, you naughty schoolgirl.

- All right, you guys,

the person I want to give a kiss to is...

Bergie. I just love him.

[Cheers]

[Shouting and applause]

- So the kiss with Bergie there was a lot of tongue.

He was like grabbing my waist, so he took charge.

Manly. But it was fun.

Bergie: How was that? How was that?

- I couldn't see. I couldn't see.

But it looked good. Look good. - Thank you.

Still don't have a lot of kissing experience,

but I'm learning.

- And the third subject is biology!

[Cheers]

Yeah.

Okay. And the biology question is!

Things that you put in your mouth!

Woo!

[Horn] - Water.

- Fingers.

- Food. - Hair.

- Dick. - What?

[Horn] - What?

- Why would you say that?

[Upbeat music]

- The dramatics.

[Laughter]

Keenan: You earned it, baby.

You earned it, baby.

Go get it done.

- Look at me. Hey, relax, relax.

- Okay?

[Shouting and applause]

- Yes, Bergie!

- I like that he is confident enough

and came right up to me. It was a good kiss.

I'm not mad about it.

Kassy: Good job, Bergie!

- This, this is my best day in the villa by far.

[Cheering] Kassy: Geography!

- You're going to the bottom all the way to the bottom.

I'm letting you know. Iain: Next to go

is Kay Kay versus Keenan.

Kassy: And the geography question is...

"Places you've had sex."

[Cheering]

- Classroom. - Car.

- Trunk.

- Bed.

- Wheelchair.

- What?

- Wheelchair?

[Laughter]

- How?

- Balcony.

- Airplane.

- Hotel.

[Horn] - Fuck.

Kassy: No!

Bergie: You had sex in a wheelchair?

- I ain't gonna lie. Yes. Yes.

[Clapping] Carmen: Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

- See? I said it, it ain't so easy.

- Come here.

[Yelling]

- I won. I won.

Carmen: Wow!

- There's nobody else I want my lips on.

Iain: Next in the hot seat is Victor versus Anna.

Destiny: Get 'im, Anna! Bergie: Go get em.

- Get him.

- I'm in your mind right now.

Destiny: The subject is psychology.

And the question is...

Things that give you the ick.

[Horn]

- Teeth. - Farts.

- Hair.

- Uh, toes.

- Earlobes.

- Necks. - Dirty nails.

- Uh...

Moles. - Dirty armpit.

- Uh... Bunions.

- Dirty tooth.

- Backs.

- Dirty eyebrows.

- Food in teeth.

- Dirty ass.

[Mumbling]

[Horn] [Screaming]

[Laughter] [Clapping]

- Sorry, losers.

[Laughing] - What the fuck?

- We have a lot of things in common,

so I wanted to see if we would vibe.

Keenan: Take a picture! Take a freaking picture!

Yes. Yes, he did!

- I aced the chemistry with Victor.

[Laughter]

Iain: Last but not least,

it's Carmen versus Marco.

- The subject is domestic science.

And the question is...

foods that look like body parts.

- Okay. [Horn]

- Coconuts.

- Cantaloupe.

- Apples.

- Oranges.

- Cucumber.

- Eggplant.

- Peaches.

- What? Carmen: Peaches.

- Oh. [Horn]

Oh!

Carmen: Mm. Kassy: She's teasing them.

She's teasing them. Carmen: Mm.

- Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Cheering]

Leonardo: How's that, papi!

[Clapping]

Destiny: Alright. Okay.

- Kissing Victor is good.

He's a good kisser.

Leonardo: Come on, papi. Come on, papá.

Victor: It was a good kiss. I liked

that she took the initiative.

So, that is interesting.

Iain: So, victory to Team Carmen.

That was like watching High School Musical.

If the cast of High School Musical were dumb,

wet and horny. - Go!

Iain: Right, back to the villa, you lot.

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

The guys are back

from their high school challenge.

It was fun. Although, Anna,

I will need my kilt back, please.

I've got a wedding on Saturday.

* Summer in the air *

* Summer in the air *

- I mean, I'm actually really happy that he didn't kiss me.

I'm really shocked that Leo kissed me.

Jasmine: I bet. How was it?

- It was, like, a little bit awkward.

- No, it was hot.

- I can feel, like, Kassy's pulling away.

- I watched her face when you and him kissed.

Anna: I don't know. I just, like,

it makes me feel like a shitty friend.

- We're all here to find love.

- Yeah, that's true. - Not everyone is always

going to agree with what you do.

So, at the end of the day, it's okay to be selfish.

Kassy: Should we talk about, like, the elephant in the room?

- So, he chose Anna.

How did that make you feel?

- The kiss was so fucking awkward

for me to watch.

And, like, I looked at her.

She was like, going in it.

Kay Kay: Yeah. She was into it.

- Like, she was moving her head and everything.

Destiny: Yeah. Kassy: And I was like this.

I was really like, "Girl," like, "Get a room."

- Yeah. Kassy: Literally.

I feel like Leo is loving everything right now.

It's like a little kid with a new toy.

I'm sorry, I'm not a toy, I'm a person.

And I'm here for the same thing as you.

Keenan: You got to tell me about what's going on with you

right now, because I feel like you really...

I feel like you're really starting to...

maybe kind of figure out

a certain direction you were leaning into

'cause it's a little different.

It's a little different to you. - So,

this is an opportunity to just like get a feel

for other people and at the same time

it's a game. I don't think

anyone should be butthurt at all.

Like at the end of the day, a little besito

is not going to kill nobody.

- They cannot fault you for that.

As long as you're being open and honest,

they can't fault you. Because this is still early.

You know what I'm saying? - That's why

I'm trying to do my best

to give all these girls a fair opportunity.

Carmen: I was surprised you picked Bergie.

To kiss, I mean.

Hannah: It was just a good vibe.

Even, like, he kissed kind of passionately.

- How's Bergie? MVP, man.

- I mean, a treble throuple.

Keenan: Yeah. - But I was more attracted

to Carmen on the first night,

but I'm more attracted to Hannah now

than I am to Carmen. Yeah, she's getting

my personality out, and I'm like,

I'm just vibing with her right now.

- Yes, sir. - I like that.

Remember I told you? I said, we gotta get you out

and man, you got out today. Let me tell you that.

Leonardo: That's a fact, bro.

Carmen: Obviously, I picked Victor to kiss.

- Yeah, so, how was that kiss?

- My top three the whole time we've been here

has been Leo, Bergie, and Victor.

- Yeah. - And I went on a date with Leo.

I had already kissed Bergie.

So, it was like, "I'm going to even everything

and I'm going to kiss Victor now."

- Yeah, you can tell he knows,

like, what he's doing.

- Yeah. Carmen: Yeah. He's grown.

Hannah: Yeah, exactly. He's kissed...

- He's kissed. - ...some girls.

- I mean, he's kissed some older women, too.

- Yeah.

- It was a good kiss with Victor.

He's still talking to other girls,

and I want to be won over,

swoop off my feet. You know?

- Which one was your favorite out of the two kisses you had?

- They both kiss good. But I kind...

I kind of felt more, um...

with Carmen. Keenan: Yeah?

- I was interested in, like, getting to know her

a little bit more. So, when she, uh...

chose me for the kiss, I don't know, I was happy.

Like, we are compatible.

That was cool. That was cool.

When I have to choose who I had to kiss,

I decided to go to Destiny.

I know. Just to... Just to try something else.

- I feel like, the kiss with Destiny

was, like, really intimate and passionate.

Anna: Yeah. Jasmine: Like I felt that.

And, like, I just don't like it.

- Since you're coupled up, do you feel

like you should go talk to her about it? Just to, like...

Just to, like, acknowledge it, see where you guys are at.

- Um...

- I definitely want to have more chats tonight.

- Me freaking too.

I want to see how all the chats move today.

I feel like everyone's going to be moving.

Things are going to change. I just can't freaking wait.

- How can you bad-bitch If there's an age to bad-bitch?

It's when you're taking someone's fucking man.

* You look like trouble. *

* Don't mean to burst your bubble *

Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA.

The girls are loving being in a villa

alongside a load of sexy guys with no ties.

The cheap acrylic ones of lads won the challenge

have gone straight in the bin.

Thank God.

* I said that we'd stay home *

- If Victor is in your top two, raise your hand.

Victor is a hot commodity.

- Yeah. [Laughter]

- Can we hear about the kissing?

Because I think I might give them a lesson.

- We have to give 'em a lesson each day on something.

Keenan: Let me see. What's the fit tonight?

- So, I'm... No, I wanna go black pants.

I'll let you choose the shirt and the shoes.

Keenan: All right. Bet.

Oh, hell yeah.

- Have you touched the wiener yet?

- Ain't none of y'all business.

[Yelling]

- Do it, Anna. Do it, Anna, do it.

[Laughing] Anna. Anna.

- That's the one. That's fire, bro.

* You got me spending double *

* On Dom Perignon that I got you sipping on *

* You look like *

- We look like the Backstreet Boys

right now.

* Trouble, trouble *

* Trouble, trouble *

* Trouble, trouble *

* You look like trouble *

- Cheers to...

having sex and falling in love.

Kay Kay: Yeah! [Cheering]

* You look like trouble *

Iain: It's not long 'till Hannah and Carmen steal two boys

they'll never get them out of the villa.

Those lads have all got security tags attached,

but right now they're just doing a spot of window shopping.

- I'm not good at keeping secrets.

I don't like keeping secrets

and knowing that I'm going to have

to steal someone any minute,

it's definitely playing on my mind for sure.

* Ready, say *

* Hold on tight *

- What's the vibe you're getting from me?

- I feel really comfortable around you.

Bergie: Yeah. - It's also at that crossroads

where I'm like... could it be something?

Or is like he... - The only way to go

is to get deeper and get to know each other better.

- Get to know each other on another level. Yeah.

- Okay. I find myself, like, checking for you.

Like, when we're all in the room.

Like, I feel like I'm always looking.

- Yeah, no. I'm looking at you.

- No, I know you look at me.

I know that.

I like to feel valued.

Marco makes me feel valued.

At the end of the day

I'm going to do what's best for me.

* These are the games we play *

- On another level, like, me and Hannah,

both might like the same person.

What do we do about that if we bring it up?

* Games we play *

Duke it out in the sand?

- Give me where your head's at.

Give me what you're feeling.

And be honest. I like how frank you are.

I like how you're sassy.

I'm very sassy.

- How do you feel about me kissing you

on the challenge today? Were you surprised?

- I think... I think it was a good kiss.

- Okay, good. I'm glad we're on the same page

because that's how I feel about it.

- I've been wanting to get to know you.

I don't want to kiss you in a challenge.

- Uh-huh. - Not that I'd be opposed to it.

- Uh-huh.

* These are the games we play *

- Like, right now, I'm sharing a bed with Hannah.

Love the girl. You know what I mean? But, like,

I'd be okay sharing a bed with you.

- I got to do me and I'm going to do what feels right.

I'm trying to find love. I just met Carmen.

I have no loyalty to you at all.

Carmen: Ultimately, I'm here for myself.

Everyone in here is, including Hannah.

So, I think I know what I'm going to do.

- It's just going to be a different villa after tonight.

[Laughter] - Wow. So, like that, uh?

- Now, we're kind of matching.

- You look... You look beautiful.

- Thank you. - Like I saw you coming down,

you know, like, hey...

- How are you feeling? How is everything?

- I'm feeling good. - You're a hot commodity.

- What is that? - Everyone likes you.

[Laughter] - I guess. I don't know.

Like, I just don't believe it.

- You should, like, getting to know you.

You're fucking awesome.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- I'm not really comfortable with all that.

- You handle it well. Victor: Yeah?

- Yeah. - I prefer to...

be relaxed and laid back and do my thing, you know?

Yeah.

- But your kiss today was hot

with Destiny. - With Destiny?

- Yeah. - It was hot?

- Yes.

I want to keep getting to know you.

- Same. - We have so much more to go.

Victor: Same. - You know.

You got to see my wild side.

I just haven't wanted to scare you yet, you know.

- I want you to be the way that you are.

And that's something that I actually love

about about you, you know?

- So, Victor.

Can I steal a kiss from you?

Can I steal a kiss from you?

[Laughter]

Thank you.

- I feel better. - Yeah.

I needed to get it out. I was feeling it.

I'm going to go talk to the girls.

Now that we've done that,

we got that off my chest.

lain: It's almost time for Hannah and Carmen

to steal their boys. So get ready, America,

cause Sarah Hyland is back in the villa.

Sarah's a big fan of my work, but she says I do go on a bit.

No problem, Sarah.

When you want me to stop, just give the camera a wink.

[Upbeat music]

- Hi, islanders!

Please, come and join me by the fire pit.

Sarah: Hi, islanders.

Hannah: Hi, Sarah.

- Enjoying your time in the villa so far?

- We love it here.

- Bergie, how are you doing?

- I was doing great till you showed up.

And now I have, like, some major PTSD going on.

Sarah: Oh, no. - Like, my heart is just racing.

- So last time I saw you,

I was asking you to say your goodbyes.

- Yes. - And the next minute,

you're in a hot tub with these two beautiful girls.

- My night went from the worst night

to the best night real fast.

- Love Island is a roller coaster.

- For sure.

- To say the least.

- How's single life been since you've been back?

- I've been getting to know a lot of the islanders now,

and I feel really confident with a certain someone.

So we'll see what happens.

- Oh, Bergie.

Carmen and Hannah, welcome to the villa.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- It's so nice to meet you. - I know. So nice to meet you.

- How are you enjoying your time so far?

- I'm loving it. We were welcomed

with really open arms.

Sarah: And hopefully you're well on your way

to finding love, right? - Exactly. That's the goal.

- That's why we came all this way.

- Well, I'm sure that you all are wondering why I'm here.

- Yes, we are. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Carmen and Hannah, please come join me here.

- Okay.

- What?

Leonardo: Oh, damn.

- Ladies, last night you received a text

telling you that in 24 hours,

you would each get to steal a boy

and couple up with them.

- Oh, shit.

[Pessimistic music]

- The text also said that any girl left single

will be vulnerable.

- Oh, shit.

- You had the choice to share that information

or keep it to yourselves.

And judging by the blank faces around the fire pit,

I'm guessing you kept it to yourselves.

You little sneaky, sneaky, huh?

- We just want to see how we connect

with people genuinely not knowing

that there's a chance of us coupling up with someone.

- We didn't want anyone to be talking to us

because they knew they'd be in a couple.

I wanted people to talk to me because they wanted

to talk to me and it was genuine.

- I think we made the right choice, too.

- What you weren't told

is that today's high school dropout challenge

would decide who gets to pick first.

So, Carmen, as captain of the winning team,

the first decision is yours.

- Okay.

- Carmen, which boy would you like to steal?

- So, I would like to steal this boy because...

They've done such a good job at making me feel special.

I've honestly been really surprised by our connection

and how much we get along,

and I'm just excited to know them more.

So the boy I'd like to steal

is...

Victor.

Sarah: Thanks, Carmen. You can now go and join Victor.

- Okay.

- Hey, Momma.

You doing alright? - Yes.

- Shut up. It's not funny right now.

Sarah: Hannah, your turn. Who would you like to steal?

[Pessimistic music]

Hannah: I would like to steal this boy

because the moment I entered the villa,

he made me feel very comfortable.

I like that this boy is funny.

We have a lot in common.

He is also good looking, so that helps.

And I'm just so excited to explore

this connection with him.

So, the boy I would like to steal

is...

Marco.

- Hannah, you can go join Marco.

Destiny and Jasmine,

you now join Anna and Bergie as single islanders.

Soon there will be a recoupling.

And the islander not picked to be in a couple...

Let's just say there won't be any more second chances.

Bye, for now.

lain: Tomorrow night.

- That's what I, like, don't like to open up

because like, every time I do, like, people just show me

why I shouldn't. - Yeah.

lain: There's trouble.

- I want to get to know you like, so much.

- What the fuck, Kassy?

lain: In paradise.

- Like, why would you just, like, blindside me like that?

- What I've found out is people don't have

the same honesty and loyalty as you do.

[Upbeat music]