Original subtitles

Welcome.

It's the same as always.

This is on the house.

You can have it if you're sleepy.

Thanks.

Sure.

Are you going home for work?

You always look tired.

I have a few jobs to take care of.

I like to stay here after work.

It must be hard.

What is the difference between work and life?

I'm sorry.

Do you like Toshibu?

What?

You must be in love with that customer.

No, I just served coffee because it was beautiful.

The manager said that you served coffee without permission.

That's just because it was beautiful.

You say you like that.

I'm looking forward to it.

I'm hungry.

Everyone, thank you for waiting.

We will be back soon.

Please come in.

Thank you very much.

I've been waiting for you.

Welcome.

Please come in.

I want to see it.

I want to see it.

Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting.

The show of the star of this theater,

Kanajo Mito, is about to start.

Please enjoy.

Let's start.

Kanajo!

Next is the time for commemorative photos.

Let's have them come out.

Let's have them come out.

3 photos for 3,000 yen.

How do you like it?

It's fast.

He's the fastest.

Thank you for coming to see us today.

Please take a picture.

With L.

What should I do next?

I like M.

Is this okay?

Did you get it?

Okay.

You can take a couple of pictures.

Please smile.

That's good.

Did you get it?

I got a good one.

Thank you.

Please come again tomorrow.

Thank you.

Let's have one more person.

One more person.

I'm nervous because it's my first time.

Please cheer up.

I'm glad you're all here.

Everyone's favorite pose, the M pose.

What's your name?

Next, we have a finger-punching show!

If you want to punch your finger, please come to the show!

There are many people.

The winner will be decided by rock-paper-scissors.

Are you ready?

Let's start!

Rock-paper-scissors!

The loser will be decided by rock-paper-scissors.

Rock-paper-scissors!

The winner is the loser.

Thank you!

And it's up!

That student!

Congratulations!

Let's celebrate together!

I'm so happy!

How do you want to celebrate?

With my right hand?

With your right hand!

With your index finger!

With your index finger!

I'm so happy!

I wanted to be the best!

How do you feel?

I'm so happy!

Are you awake?

I'm up!

You look a little swollen.

I'm sorry.

Do you want to do finger pats?

I really wanted to do finger pats.

I'm so glad.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

Look at this.

I'm going to do finger pats.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

It's amazing.

I'm so happy.

You're so happy.

How do you feel?

I feel like I'm in a water bath.

You're in a water bath.

It's amazing.

Can you see?

I can see.

It's so good.

Do you want to do finger pats?

I want to do finger pats.

It's amazing.

You're so pumped up.

You're so pumped up.

It's amazing.

It's my first time.

It's your first time.

I can feel your muscles.

By the way, what's your name?

My name is Kakeru.

Kakeru.

You're a technician.

My fingers are...

She's happy.

It's longer than I thought.

It's long.

It's a great service.

It's over.

Thank you.

I usually have one person.

But, I have one more person today.

I'll have one more person.

I'll have one more person.

I'll have her play rock-paper-scissors with me.

Who will play rock-paper-scissors?

Raise your hands.

Rock-paper-scissors.

The loser will lose.

No one won.

I'll do it again.

Rock-paper-scissors.

That's all?

That's all.

Congratulations.

You won.

Congratulations.

Please come to the stage.

Oh, cute!

Cute!

Did you get a haircut?

I got a haircut.

You finally got a haircut.

Congratulations!

You did it!

I'll go home.

What's your name?

My name is Mugi.

What's your name?

I'm Nagai.

Nagai!

Nagai got a haircut.

You got a haircut.

Your hands are cold.

You haven't got a bath yet.

I'm taking a bath.

You're taking a bath?

You're not taking a bath.

What's your name?

I'm Koji.

Koji!

You can do it, Koji!

Koji, are you single?

Are you single?

I don't think so.

You're not single.

Don't look at me.

I'm taking a medicine.

Do you have any bad habits?

I'm not bad.

You're not bad.

Thank you.

Please sit down.

Please sit down.

Please sit down.

Please sit down.

Don't make a mistake.

Do you know where you sit?

Do you know where you sit?

It's hot.

It's hot.

It's hot.

It's tight.

How is it?

It's tight.

It's tight.

Do you have any bad habits?

Do you have any bad habits?

What's that?

It's hot.

You must have experience in Japan.

Yes.

I want to drink.

What's wrong?

I brought something to drink.

It's a pity.

It's a ribbon.

It's a ribbon.

It's a ribbon.

It's beautiful.

It's white.

It's more intense than before.

It's a rock.

Rock is not allowed to touch.

It's a rock.

It's a rock.

It's a rock.

It's over.

It was fun.

Do you remember?

Yes.

I'll come back.

I'll come back.

Thank you.

You are amazing.

Congratulations.

Next is...

Tengu Bed Show.

You love Tengu Bed Show and you've been going there.

Please enjoy watching it.

Please enjoy watching it.

Thank you.

It's a rock.

It's a rock.

Good!

Amazing!

I have to do it!

Don't use your balls.

It's amazing!

To the end!

It's the best!

It's wonderful!

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I love it too

You love it, right?

It's gone

It feels good

It feels good

Excuse me.

Mister?

Mister?

Mister?

Mister?

You're new here, right?

Well, everyone's like that when they're new.

Well, I've been running around with a guilty conscience,

but I can't move because of the shock and emotion.

I was like that too.

I'm sorry.

At first, I was on your stage.

It's almost the end of the year.

We're closing this month.

So, come and see us a lot while you can.

Why are you doing that?

It's not good to be naked in public.

Come to the theater again.

I'll give you a service for this coffee.

She's here.

She's here.

She's here.

She's here.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

She's going to come back soon.

She's here.

She's here.

She's here.

She's here.

She's here.

Good work.

Good work.

It's the 10th.

It's the last day of the 5th.

Have you decided on the theme?

I think a sad and moist feeling like a farewell would be good.

It's the last day.

Let's go with a flashy theme.

What?

Like a cutting board show.

No, no, no.

You used to do that, didn't you?

No.

I heard that the owner of the shop cut the board with a brush.

What?

My mom told me.

Well...

I haven't done it yet.

It's the first time to see you do it.

Really?

Of course.

It's the first time.

It's the first time.

It's a shame.

It's a shame.

Thank you for waiting.

As you know, the theater will be closed in a few days.

Tonight, we will revive the legendary show.

Amazing.

Good.

This is the last.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

Show me.

Breathe out more.

Breathe in.

Breathe in.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Breathe out more.

I'm so happy.

Oh!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I'm so excited.

What a great sound!

Awesome!

Look at his face!

She's eating so quietly.

Finally!

Kana-chan, look this way!

Kana-chan.

Is it good?

Is it good?

It's delicious.

He's so mean.

He's so mean.

He's so mean.

He's eating with a little energy.

He's eating with a little energy.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I want to kiss you.

I want to kiss you, too.

I want to kiss you, too.

Do you feel good?

Are you excited?

Do you feel good?

You are good.

Do you feel good?

Show me your good point.

I'm so happy.

Did you forget?

Yes.

It's so delicious!

It's so good!

It's amazing!

She's using her tongue so well!

You like it!

What do you like?

Amazing!

Show me!

Show me!

I want to see!

Kacchan, everyone is watching!

They are watching while licking!

They are excited!

They are shaking!

I can see the streaks!

Wow! They are wet!

Show me!

Show me!

Show me.

Show me.

Pink.

Oh, it's working!

It's working!

It's working!

You did it!

Good job!

How do you feel?

I feel good...

I can see...

Look at me!

Everyone is looking at you!

I'm so happy!

I can see it.

I can see it.

I can see it.

It's so much.

It's so much.

Oh, my legs are shaking.

This side is good.

This side is good, too.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you tired?

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

Are you feeling good?

Are you feeling good?

I can see my face.

It's a big deal.

It's a big deal.

I'm in.

I'm in.

I'm in.

I feel good.

I can see my face.

I can see my face.

Everyone is watching.

I can see my face.

I can see my face.

I want to do it, too.

I want to do it, too.

I feel good.

I can see my face.

I can't do this.

I feel so bad.

Do you want to see from behind?

Yes, I want to see from behind.

I want to see from behind.

It's amazing.

I didn't know it was so hard.

It's amazing.

Can you see it well?

Yes, I can see it.

I can see your sexy eyes.

I can see it.

It's sexy, isn't it?

It's sexy.

It's beautiful.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

Kana.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

I can see it well.

Kana.

Kana.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

This side feels good too!

Let's go

I feel so good

Let's go

You scared me

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

It's time for the finale.

You did it!

Yes!

Yes!

You did it!

You're doing great!

Applause!

You did it!

You did it!

You did it!

Akira!

Akira!

Good job!

You did it!

You did it!

Applause!

You did it!

Thank you!

This is not the end.

After this, the audience will go up on stage and

I will discard the Manaita show that is intertwined with the Kanajo.

I think it's bad.

Let's play rock-paper-scissors.

Rock-paper-scissors.

Congratulations.

The audience will go up on stage and

I will discard the Manaita show that is intertwined with the Kanajo.

Why did you do that?

I'll do the rest.

It's okay.

It hurts.

I'm sorry.

I can't forgive a nice person like you being liked by such a pervert.

They are all good people who support me.

They are perverts, though.

You are, too, right?

I'm not.

I think your dancing and your naked body are artistic.

I don't want to see women with such eyes.

Are you a virgin?

No, I'm not.

I see.

You are serious.

I'm serious.

You are struggling with money, aren't you?

I'll manage.

I have a part-time job and some savings.

I'm not struggling.

But you are working hard.

I was going to the U.S. for a while before dancing in another theater.

I was dancing in a way that I was not supposed to.

So I thought I'd learn the real dance.

That's how I saved money.

Are you married?

Yes.

Does your husband know?

Yes.

Because he was my fan.

That's strange.

I can't stand it.

I'm sure he doesn't love you.

He's using you.

You're a virgin.

Don't say that.

I came into this world on my own.

I'm proud of it.

Don't say that again.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Help me.

Yes.

I understand how you feel.

I used to be a guest, too.

In this theater,

I saw for the first time a dancer who stole my heart.

That's my mother.

My mother was a star in this theater.

She was free and full of energy.

I was born with a voice from a guest.

I quit my job and started working here.

While my mother was dancing, I was taking care of Kana-chan in the dressing room.

I was always watching her dancing.

I was always admiring her.

What about your mother?

She made a man before she graduated and went away.

I think she is retired now.

Maybe she is still dancing because she wants to be a dancer someday.

Ryo!

Ryo is white!

He is also white!

Another one!

He always comes here!

He is a regular here!

He is also white!

He is also a regular here!

I'm glad!

Good luck!

These two are brave!

I think they are a lot of people!

Let's ask them!

Are you confident in Ryo?

Yes!

What do you eat?

I ate Koubu-yaki yesterday!

You came here yesterday and ate Koubu-yaki!

I'm sorry!

But you came here!

Let's do our best!

Please dye your hair white!

Please!

I'm in the way.

I'm in the way.

I feel like I'm going to die.

It's amazing.

I feel good.

I feel good.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed.

It's hard, isn't it?

I got excited when I saw you.

I'm so excited.

This side, too.

Hurry up.

It's amazing.

It's refreshing.

It's refreshing.

It feels good.

Can you see it?

Yes, I can.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed, Kana-chan.

Don't hide it.

I'm happy.

I can't stand it

How about this side?

Wow

It feels good

This side is harder

It feels good

I feel like a human

Ah, it feels good.

Ah, it feels good.

Ah, my legs feel good.

The sound is good.

It's warm.

I'm so happy.

You are strong.

It's so beautiful.

I want to have sex.

Oh, my God.

What?

I'm going to die.

Are you going to die?

Yes.

How do you feel?

Yes.

Are you going to die?

Yes.

Then, here.

Here.

It's okay.

Here.

Take it out.

It's okay.

Yes.

Are you coming?

Yes.

Look at me.

I'm looking at you.

I'm going to do it.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

It feels good.

Thank you very much.

It was a wonderful feeling.

Certainly, there are a lot of people who are sick.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

But this is not enough.

One more person.

Is there anyone else?

No.

Is there anyone else?

One more person.

Is it a young person?

It's a young person.

It's Masashi.

Cheer up.

Everyone, please support me.

Masashi, go for it.

Cheer up.

It's nostalgic.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I know you're nervous.

Are you still shy?

Yes, I am.

You are shy.

Are you nervous about me?

What's going on?

Oh, no, it's coming out.

Already?

Already?

It's coming out.

You have to endure it.

Hang in there.

Hang in there.

Oh, no.

It's coming out.

Wait, wait.

It's coming out.

It's coming out already.

Hang in there.

Hang in there.

Just a little more.

Hang in there.

Hang in there.

Ah, sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can't help it.

The stage is watching.

Love

Is this a service?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for being so cheeky.

Wait.

It's on the house.

It's the last day of the school year.

Come and see me.

But I'm already working.

I see.

What are you going to do from tomorrow?

Well, I've been working non-stop.

I'm going to take a break and find something I want to do.

Are you lonely?

No, I'm fine.

You were protecting this theater by yourself, right?

Thank you for everything.

You're still a crybaby.

There's still one last stage left.

Get ready.

I've overcome many times of peace crisis.

This is the last stage because of my weakness.

This is the last show of the movie star, Kanajo Mito.

Please watch it.

See you next time.

I'm a bad girl too

I'm a bad girl too

I'm sorry but I'm going to take a little bit of the water.

Excuse me.

Yes.

It's about 15 to 20 minutes.

Excuse me.

Please wait a moment.

Yes.

And I'll have a cup of coffee.

Oh, a cup of coffee.

Yes.

Hey.

Why are you spacing out?

Help me.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Yes. Please wait a moment.

Excuse me.

Hey.

And I'll take care of the rest.

Hey.

Excuse me.

Ah, yes. Please wait a moment.

Now, I'm sorry to say this, but this is the last Manaita Show.

At the end, I'll have Kanajo choose the winner.

The winner is Kyushu.

Kyushu.

What?

Isn't it a girl?

It seems that the winner is this young man.

Let's have a big applause.

Thank you very much.

I'm scared.

I heard that he has no experience of being a woman.

No way.

He is a big idiot who is serious about dancing.

I see.

I'm worried about his future life because he is on the stage for the first time.

You are the one who should be worried.

Me?

You will be unemployed from tomorrow.

Unemployed?

That's right.

Please keep that line warm.

I'm a little nervous.

I'm starting to melt.

I'm curious.

Just look at me.

What do you think?

I'm checking.

What should I do?

Are you okay?

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

It's your second time, isn't it?

It's okay.

Hey.

You're sleepy, aren't you?

It's okay.

I'm going to take a bath.

It's hot.

I'm going to take a bath.

I'm still okay today.

I'm going to take a bath.

What?

I'm going to take a bath.

I'm going to take a bath.

You put your finger under your eye, right?

3...

4...

5...

6...

Good boy.

It's okay.

It's painful.

Is it okay?

Yes.

It feels good.

It feels good.

It feels good.

It's painful.

It's painful.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

It's hot.

It's good.

It feels good.

Yes.

Thank you.

I chose Masashi.

What?

Are you happy?

Yes.

I'm relieved.

I like you, coach.

I'm going to go now.

I'm going to go now.

What?

I'm going to go.

Are you going to go?

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

Yeah.

Awesome.

I'm getting sleepy.

It's cold!

Thank you.

You want to relax, right?

What is it?

Bye!

This is a little...

This is...

No, you can't do that.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Is it okay?

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

It feels good.

When you take it out, do it outside.

Do you understand?

It's a rule.

It's so good.

It's nostalgic.

It's painful.

You feel good, don't you?

Can you see?

I'm in the bed.

Look.

It's the last one.

Look at me.

I'm moving.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I can't help it.

When you want to sleep, do it outside.

I'm sleepy.

Can you see it?

Yes, I can.

It's so smooth.

It's so smooth.

It's so smooth.

It's so smooth.

How do you feel, Kana?

It feels good.

It feels good.

How about you, Ozashi?

I feel sick.

I feel sick.

It feels good.

You can see the other side, right?

Yes, I can.

Hang in there.

You can see the other side of the room.

Can you see it?

Yes.

Hang in there.

I feel sick.

Hang in there.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

Are you okay?

When you take it out, do it outside.

I'm glad.

Hang in there.

I'm glad.

Let's do the other side.

Can I do it?

Can you do it?

I can do it.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Are you going to do it?

Yes.

Yes, that's it.

That's where you put your finger.

Good.

It's done.

It's very good.

That's good.

It feels good.

Good job.

You are doing great.

Shake your hips like this.

You are doing great.

It feels good.

You are doing great.

Stand up.

It must be cold.

It's cold.

You are doing great.

You are doing great.

You are doing great, Director.

Stand up.

Stand up.

It must be cold.

Stand up.

Oh, yes, that's right.

That's right.

That's what I was doing.

Oh, yes.

I can't see you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

It's good.

Oh, yes.

It's really the first time.

Oh, yes.

It's scary.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Next,

Would you like to try from behind?

Yes.

Okay?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Can you do it?

Yes.

Okay.

Good.

I'll face you.

Okay.

You put your finger in here, right?

Put it in there.

Yes, that's it.

That's it.

First, slowly shake your waist.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Yes.

Yes, that's it.

Yes.

It feels good.

Do it a little faster.

Just a little.

Is it better to do it faster?

Wow, that's amazing.

It's very good.

It feels good.

It feels good.

You can do it!

You're really good at it!

You're really good at it!

3

2

1

Damn...

Everyone...

Keep watching until the end.

Watch until the end and burn it.

Yes, this is good.

Very good.

Musashi-kun...

Feels good.

Kano-san...

I can't stand it anymore.

You can't?

I can't stand it anymore.

When you want to get out of the bed, you can do it here.

No, I'm not sad.

I'm not sad.

I'm so happy to see you again.

I was in this school.

Take care.

If you see your mom,

tell her you don't resent her.

Hey, how's work?

I got fired.

What are you gonna do?

I'm thinking of working at a theater.

Are you serious?

I'm leaving.

You don't have to say goodbye.

I'm sure I'll see you at another theater.

You're stupid.