All language subtitles for [English] Dark Humor Short Filmbacdor

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Based on a true story. Kinda.

"A spectacular prison break took place this morning,"

"at the Jouix-La-Ville penitentiary,"

"the fugitive, Cornelius Gutiérrez Ramón,"

You heard that?

"a known gangster and rapist, mentally ill and extremely violent..."

Richard!

Fuck, can’t you see you’re pissing me off?

I’m trying to read my paper!

And don't call me that, I told you.

"... please be careful,"

"this man is probably armed and extremely dangerous."

Richie?

What?

With this guy in the area, I was wondering if--

What guy?

Well, the fugitive.

The guy who broke out of jail, Ramón or something...

What, you’re pissing your panties?

Have you seen your face? You don't have much to worry about.

Well, I don’t feel safe,

so I thought maybe you could...

get home earlier tonight?

Anna-Lisa, it’s friday,

you know I have a really important meeting tonight.

Another meeting?

Luckily for us, someone has a job in this house.

Why do you need to work on a friday night to sell shower cabins?

What is wrong with that?

Don't tell me what to do.

You snorted too much dish soap or what?

Got your period?

- What if he comes here? - What? Who?

This guy, Ramón...

Oh for fuck’s sake Anna!

Here.

If you see him, take this and drill him a second butthole.

What?

The door.

Go check it out.

Richie!

Yes?

Are you a Jehovah’s witness?

Richie!

Come here miss universe!

Fuck it, she’s on her own.

Shut up Céline Dion.

Anna, please listen to me!

He is a sick fuck, a beast, a complete psycho!

Please do what he wants or he’s gonna kill us both!

Did you see how he kissed you?

You must be the first girl he sees in years, he just wants to get laid.

I know it ain’t easy,

but let him do it or he’s gonna fucking kill us!!!

I am begging you, do it for me.

Be strong my dear...

I love you.

No.

No, he didn’t kiss me.

He didn’t, Richie.

He told me he's gay and he wants to fuck you hard.

He probably hasn’t fucked anyone in years.

Listen sweetie,

I know it ain’t easy, but let him do it...

or he’s gonna kill us both.

I washed my old condom.

I’m gonna give you a good reason to squeal,

lover boy.

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