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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,946 # Oh, darlin' # 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:22,717 # I love you in the mornin' # 3 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,223 # I love you in the afternoon... # 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,384 Chuck, you know I love you. 5 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,553 Of course, Betty. I love you too. 6 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:33,007 And I know I've made you wait a long time. 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,230 Yeah. A long time. 8 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,837 Well, tonight, that all ends. 9 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,339 What do you mean? 10 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,007 Chuck... 11 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,307 tonight is the night I'm going to give myself to you. 12 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,439 I'm ready to take things to the next level. 13 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,807 Are you sure? We're gonna do it? 14 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,352 All right. 15 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,820 # Whoa, darlin' # 16 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,998 # Whatever I have to do # 17 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,398 # Oh, pretty baby # 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,337 # How I'm in love with you # 19 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,857 That was awesome. 20 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,395 Yeah. 21 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,723 But... 22 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,495 now that my virginity is behind us, 23 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,129 I think I'm ready to take things to the next level. 24 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,335 What do you mean? I thought we just did. 25 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:51,309 Come on, Chuck, don't be coy. 26 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,345 You know what I mean. 27 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,744 Anal. 28 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:56,773 Seriously? 29 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,580 Yeah. I love you, Chuck, and I know you love me. 30 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,815 And that's why I want you to stick it in my ass. 31 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,920 # Giddy up, horsey # 32 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:09,257 # Come on, let go # 33 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,426 Yeah... 34 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,026 # Who's riding your pony? # 35 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,196 # Horny pony # 36 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,573 Oh, yeah. 37 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:27,238 # They've seldom seen of your contemptuous greed # 38 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,941 Wow. 39 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,551 I know. 40 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,316 That fucking ruled! 41 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,378 But... 42 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,856 But what? 43 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,391 Well... 44 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,760 it's just now that the ass sex is in the bag... 45 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,664 I think we're ready to take things to the next level. 46 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,399 What other level is there? 47 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,598 Get an extension cord. 48 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,068 Next level! 49 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,203 Who are they?! 50 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:02,642 Next level! 51 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,011 Ohh! 52 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,446 Next level! 53 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,082 Next level! 54 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,960 No more levels! 55 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,332 I'll be right back. 56 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,239 Maybe I rushed things. 57 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:58,135 # Sex me up and I'll sex you down # 58 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,537 # Whatever you want is my command # 59 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:05,442 # I'm into S and M, I lead the butcher farm # 60 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:09,379 # And now don't you understand, I'm into any ma'am # 61 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:13,112 # Sex me up and I'll sex you down # 62 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,678 # I get on the floor, I'll turn around # 63 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:20,248 # Get on my hands and knees, on your command I'll freeze # 64 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:24,126 # I hope this never cease, come get me, won't you please # 65 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,792 # But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me # 66 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:31,428 # From what she told me, she'd never please me # 67 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:35,304 # But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me # 68 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:39,072 # From what she told me, she'd only tease me # 69 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,453 # She said # 70 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,658 # I said # 71 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:05,170 # Sex me up and I'll sex you down # 72 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:09,072 # Sex me up and I'll sex you down # 73 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,009 # Sex me up and I'll sex you down # 74 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,750 Remember, students, it's Sexual Awareness Month. 75 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,618 Gentlemen, pick up your free condoms in the gym, 76 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,818 - and ladies, lubricant is available... - I got laid last night. 77 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,918 - Same chick as the night before? - Are you crazy? 78 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,486 I can't have the same chick comin' around two nights in a row. 79 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,328 That's bordering on a relationship. I like to play the field. 80 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:37,301 See, this is exactly what I don't understand. How does he do it? 81 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,394 He just goes out and gets it done, man, 82 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,530 that's how he does it. 83 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,972 You can't sit around and wait for Santa to bring you some ass 84 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,339 under the tree. 85 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,241 Dude, how psyched are you for first period? 86 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:50,373 - Mr. Matthews' sex-ed class. - Man, that dude's a total freak. 87 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,544 I can't wait to go in there and talk about all the ass we've slammed. 88 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:55,246 It's gonna be awesome, bro. 89 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:56,879 No doubt, bro. 90 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,326 I can't take this class. 91 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,384 Why not? 92 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,228 Why not? Did you not just hear that conversation? 93 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,168 - "How much ass we've slammed"? - Yeah, bro. 94 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,570 Exactly. The class is just gonna be with a bunch of pervs 95 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,336 who are open about their sex lives, and frankly, I don't have one. 96 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:20,935 That's sad. You're not bad-lookin'. And your legs work. 97 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,981 I'm not gonna have sex with just anybody, 98 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,176 I know that's what you are thinking right now. 99 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,946 Sorry, not gonna happen. 100 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,579 Doesn't have to be just anybody. Look. Look, look. 101 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,453 How about you start off with a nice little virgin like Betty? 102 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,326 Hey, Betty. 103 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,625 Okay, everyone, bring it on in, 104 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,632 we got a lot to do, and little time to cover it. 105 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,067 I can feel the sexuality brewin' in here already. 106 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,867 - Oh, no. Stacy's in this class? - What do you mean, "Oh, no"? 107 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,839 You've been trying to tap that since fifth grade. 108 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,570 This is an opportunity. You're in a class with her. 109 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,043 Go talk to her! 110 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,171 - What would I say? - Listen, all a girl wants 111 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,842 is for you to be yourself. So do that... be yourself. 112 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,250 Or just shake your dick at her. You know, whatever feels right. 113 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,521 - Hello. - Hello. 114 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,717 Hey, Stacy. 115 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,254 Looks like we're gonna be having sex together. 116 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,356 What?! 117 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:16,366 Ed. S... class. Sex-ed class together. 118 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:19,266 I'm sorry, I just... y'know. Whoo! 119 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,828 Bye. 120 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,034 Yeah... talk to ya later. 121 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,134 My name is Mr. Matthews. 122 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,237 First off, there's no teachers in here... 123 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,545 just a bunch of people exploring their sexuality. 124 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,313 Right? So once you enter through that door, 125 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,480 you're comin' through a No Bullshit zone. 126 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:39,047 That's right... I said "bullshit." 127 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,026 Huh? We're keepin' it real in here, people. 128 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:45,063 Fart, fuck, shit, cock, ass, cunty cunt! 129 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,530 All rightie. 130 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:50,864 Now, listen up. Teen sexuality is a living, breathing thing, 131 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,870 and we're gonna explore that concept from every different angle 132 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,840 we can get our greasy little hands on. 133 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,376 And you're gonna share. I'm gonna share right now. 134 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,503 Hell, I've had sex with koi fish. 135 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,241 There, I've said it. 136 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,079 Sometimes you find me naked down at the bottom of a fun-ball pool 137 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,016 at your local fast food restaurant. 138 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,519 True story. 139 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:12,490 Okay, let's do a little role-playing exercise in here. 140 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,526 I want each and every one of you 141 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,062 to decide that you're gonna have sex with someone 142 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,529 for the very first time. 143 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,897 Okay, partner up, people! 144 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,300 Stacy needs a partner. Seize the day, bro. 145 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:28,636 Hell, screw the day. Seize the booty. 146 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:06,037 That's a good union there. I like that. I saw that when I came in. 147 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,482 - Mr. Matthews? - Yes. 148 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,484 I don't think there's any girls left. 149 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,185 Mike, human sexuality isn't always between man and woman. 150 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,689 Stand up, Doug. 151 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,591 Class, I'd like to introduce you to our first gay couple... 152 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,959 Mike and Doug. 153 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,931 Now, just because they'll be experimenting with 154 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:30,162 man-on-man lovemaking and assorted homobuggery, 155 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,396 don't treat 'em any differently. 156 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,564 Mike, I think you're gonna be on bottom. 157 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,006 Okay. 158 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,212 I'll be the stay-at-home-dad. 159 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:43,373 What? 160 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,083 Mark. 161 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,650 So, Matt, what advice do you have for young people about sex? 162 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,321 Advice. Uh... 163 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,298 guys, be responsible. 164 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,530 You know, always wear a rubber. 165 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,540 Of course, it feels way better to do it without one. 166 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,906 Unless, of course, it's a Vietnamese hooker, 167 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:13,104 and then I think you just take your chances. 168 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,670 As long as there's a naked chick somewhere in the room, 169 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,409 you are not gay. 170 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:20,418 If you have an STD, do not tell your partner. 171 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,750 It is a lose-lose situation. 172 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,120 Fellas, be nice to your partner. 173 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,455 In the morning, if she needs a ride home, 174 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:31,462 point her to the nearest bus stop before you go back to sleep. 175 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,656 Be a good guy. 176 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,559 Today one out of three young adults 177 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,901 has a sexually transmitted disease. 178 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,738 And letting a former hook-up know that you've got genital cooties 179 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,308 can be pretty hard. 180 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,608 Now there's an easier way! 181 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:56,212 At STD-E-CARDS, you can share the bad news with one click. 182 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,648 Pick from such messages as, 183 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,956 "You gave me your heart, I gave you gonorrhea," 184 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:06,760 or"Thanks for the blowjob... sorry about the herpes." 185 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,201 It's from Kevin! 186 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,760 That hot guy that you hooked up with this weekend? 187 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,328 - Yeah. - What's it say? 188 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,637 "Roses are red, violets are blue, 189 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,473 I gave you syphilis when we screwed at the zoo." 190 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,549 That was easy. 191 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:29,486 STD-E-CARDS, where bad news travels fast! 192 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,959 Attention, students, prom is fast approaching. 193 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,557 Get your free STD screening in the nurse's office. 194 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,503 - Hi, Carla. - Oh, hey. 195 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,803 Hey, listen, um, 196 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,968 I know it's kind of last minute, but, um, 197 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,912 I wanted to know if you'd maybe want to go to the prom with me tonight. 198 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,814 Oh, I'm sorry, Justin, someone already asked me. 199 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,909 Three weeks ago. 200 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:04,319 Oh... oh, okay. That's... that's all right. 201 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,789 Well, have fun, though. 202 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,353 Oh, check out your cock! 203 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,481 Oh! Oh, honey! 204 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,834 I've been using these since the Eisenhower Administration. 205 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,234 Can I help you? 206 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,399 Huh? 207 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,874 Uh... uh, no. 208 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,619 Oh, honey... 209 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,353 She's a real beaut, isn't she? 210 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,292 This just isn't right. 211 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,018 I wish we'd met years ago. 212 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,923 My whole high school experience would have been different. 213 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:30,629 # Every day, the one thing I can count on # 214 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,967 # So much love # 215 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:38,271 # It's like a river with no end # 216 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,471 # So much love # 217 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:45,574 # The minute it seems to stop, it starts again # 218 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,881 # So much love # 219 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:53,118 # You've given me so much love # 220 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:57,856 # Don't you know you've made my dream come true # 221 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:03,935 I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, too! 222 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,632 # They brought me you, you brought me love # 223 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:11,369 # Dreams come true every day with you # 224 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,638 # So much love # 225 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,482 Justin, I haven't seen you around much lately. 226 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,348 I've been busy. 227 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,149 Well, prom wasn't the same without you. 228 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,486 - Really? - Yeah. 229 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,855 I was wondering if we could go out sometime. 230 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,588 - Me and you? - Dinner? 231 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,687 Maybe Saturday night? 232 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:37,033 And just when I thought the night could not get any worse, 233 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,128 he pukes all over my dress. 234 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:41,365 It was horrible. 235 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,000 I'm sure you still looked beautiful, though. 236 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,169 Thanks, but I didn't. 237 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,179 I had vomit all over me. 238 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,444 You're so amazing. You really are. 239 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,591 What? No, that's ridiculous. 240 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,790 I'm going to play poker with some of the guys. 241 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,299 Don't worry. I'll be back by 10:00. All right? 242 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,312 Hello? 243 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,379 Anyone there? 244 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,283 Look, don't be a pussy, just tell me who it is. 245 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,785 Stop calling me! 246 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,257 Another prank call. 247 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,864 I know what you're up to, and it's gotta stop. 248 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,923 Leave Carla alone! 249 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,298 It's over between me and you. 250 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,769 Get used to it! 251 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,803 Where were you this morning? 252 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,641 I thought you were gonna watch me practice. 253 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,477 Oh. Sorry, I forgot. 254 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,483 Well, you comin' to my game on Friday night? 255 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,142 Actually, I'm going to Len's party with Stacy. 256 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,190 You know what? There's someone else who actually cares about me. 257 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,918 Good-bye, Carla. 258 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,825 Justin, where are you going? 259 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,433 What? 260 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,809 No! 261 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,287 Why?! Why did you do this?! 262 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,593 Someone call 911! 263 00:17:56,442 --> 00:18:00,776 So what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done in bed? 264 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,616 The two of us licked whipped cream off of each other once. 265 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,019 - That was fun. Yeah. - That was pretty kinky. 266 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,853 What about you? 267 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,052 I don't know. 268 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,652 - Uh... - Come on, don't act all shy. 269 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,254 - What if my parents are watching? - Come on. 270 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:25,201 Does it have to be the kinkiest thing that we've done together? 271 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,999 No, it could have been on your own. 272 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,733 Well... 273 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,798 this one time I had sex with this black guy 274 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,741 while his best friend did me in the ass, 275 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,371 and then I sucked both their dicks at the same time. 276 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,507 That was kinda kinky. 277 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,609 - What? Baby? - That's great. 278 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,759 MR. MATTHEWS. Bring it on in! 279 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,162 We got a lot to do and a little time to do it! 280 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,030 Wanna make sure we can cram it all in. 281 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,264 That's what she said. Ha ha ha! You guys know what I'm talkin' about. 282 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,530 You've gotta sit next to Stacy and be her partner. 283 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,700 Yeah, man, don't be scared. Go ahead. 284 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,141 All right, we're all gettin' in a circle. 285 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,838 This is great. 286 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,381 Okay... 287 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,247 let's talk about penises. 288 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,910 That's right, everyone... 289 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,319 I said the big P-word. 290 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:21,257 Now, the most common question: What's normal? 291 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,920 Simple answer: There's no such thing. 292 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,488 Penises come in a variety of different shapes and sizes... 293 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,034 Huh? All rightie! 294 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:35,096 ...as you can tell from the molds cast from actual penises we have here. 295 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,870 Got 'em all different from all over the globe. 296 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:42,107 Now, the next we like to call... the Fireplug. 297 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,514 It's short and stocky, but boy, when you get it excited, 298 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,915 kablooey! 299 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,546 Like a sawed-off shotgun, I tell ya. All right, what do we have next? 300 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,614 This one's called the Tadpole. Why is it called the Tadpole? 301 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,389 Because it's got a larger head tapering down into a smaller shaft. 302 00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:01,558 We like to call this guy the Mushroom Cloud, if you will. 303 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,124 Yeah. I thought you'd like that one. 304 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,670 Now, this is an interesting one. 305 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,171 Looks small, but if you know how to use it, 306 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,105 I tell ya, it's quite a powerful weapon. 307 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:13,338 It's called the Torpedo. You know what I mean? 308 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:14,436 Or the Meat Cone. 309 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,447 'Cause it's got a tiny head tapering into a large shaft. 310 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,006 Nice. 311 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,847 Hand that guy around, that's a good one. 312 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,784 We like to call that one the Roto-Rooter. 313 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:26,790 Next we have what's called... the Superhuge. 314 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,450 - That's right. - Oh, damn! 315 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,155 We also like to call this the Great American Challenge. 316 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,996 Ladies, you're gonna love the cervix stimulation on that guy. 317 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:41,039 Okay, this next one's interesting, all right? I found this one online. 318 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,065 It's the Doubleheader, ladies and gentlemen. 319 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,270 It is out there, believe me. Hand that around. 320 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,007 Okay, everyone, pass 'em around. 321 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,174 Look 'em up and down. 322 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,774 Now freeze! 323 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:57,049 Okay. Gentlemen, the penises in your hands, 324 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,090 that is your penis. 325 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,393 Ladies, put your penises down 326 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,588 and partner up with the person closest to you. 327 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,694 Looks like we got a small one, huh? 328 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,756 Yeah. 329 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:13,967 Okay, now I'm gonna hand out some condoms for each group. 330 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,836 Here ya go, everyone get a condom. 331 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,534 Now, ladies and gentlemen, 332 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,170 I'm gonna have you put the condom on the man's penis, together. 333 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,383 Okay, the reason I'm having you put these condoms on together 334 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,512 is because contraception is both partners' responsibility. 335 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,320 Have to say that. Sorry. 336 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,897 Mike, it looks like you got a little room there. 337 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,798 That's because, Mike, you have a very small penis. 338 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,300 Okay, everyone, let's talk about fetishes. 339 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,207 Now, a fetish is basically an obsession with leather... 340 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,973 black leather... and bits, mouth bits. 341 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,538 Who likes a ball in their mouth? Anyone? 342 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,017 Oh, baby, you look so good. 343 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,113 - You wanna do it now, baby? - Hell, yeah, I do. 344 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,589 Okay. 345 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,062 No, wait. You know what would be even hotter? 346 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,359 What? 347 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,692 This. 348 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,372 You want me to wear a hat? 349 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,000 Oh, yeah, baby, that shit is so hot. 350 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,600 - Okay. - Yeah. Yeah. 351 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,878 Wait. Uh, you know what else would be so smokin' hot? 352 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:34,609 What? 353 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,517 This big mole. 354 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,558 What?! Ew! 355 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,217 It's hot. Trust me. 356 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,488 For me? 357 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,029 Fine. 358 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,124 - Now can we do it? - Yeah. 359 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,478 Ronny... what the hell?! 360 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,076 - What? - I didn't want to say this, 361 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,520 but you clearly want to have sex with Abraham Lincoln! 362 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,057 That's crazy! 363 00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,690 Is it? Look around you, Ronny. 364 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:19,763 - You're obsessed with him. - He was a great man. 365 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,163 What's wrong with paying tribute? 366 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,630 Paying tribute is one thing... 367 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:29,538 trying to turn your girlfriend into him so you can get a hard-on is another. 368 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,873 I'm outta here. Call me when you get some therapy. 369 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,569 Sue... 370 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,814 That was my last beard. 371 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,980 Can the transporter be fixed? 372 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,489 Or is all hopeless for our heroines? 373 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,583 Will Alice and Betty make it home? 374 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:53,290 Find out next on Babes Lost in Time! 375 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,094 Time. 376 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,369 Forward... into the past! 377 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,349 Here I come, Abe! 378 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,770 Ladies, you do not... 379 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:59,408 I repeat, you do not have to have sex with a guy for him to like you. 380 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,774 But it helps. 381 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,812 Want to remain a virgin until you're married? 382 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,551 Two words: butt sex. 383 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,118 Look, if you like to be choked, it's okay. Everyone likes it... a little. 384 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,130 Just don't go too far. 385 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:15,723 Blue is a warning sign. 386 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:24,107 So, what's the kinkiest thing either one you has ever done in bed? 387 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,302 - Well, um, check it: - Whoo! 388 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:32,612 I'm at the club one night, and I meet this little white chick, right? 389 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,515 So next you know I get in her ear, man, 390 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,383 and she lets me take her back to my spot, 391 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:39,355 and she did me and him at the same time. 392 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,517 - And then she blew us. - You're kidding. 393 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,959 Whoo, man! That girl was off the chain, man! 394 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:46,930 Hey, you know, uh, shit, what can I say? 395 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,626 That little woman had a big ol' twelve-pound pussy, man! 396 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,965 - Where'd she get that? - There was a lot of acrobatics 397 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,971 in that motherfucker, you know what I'm sayin'? 398 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,303 She was small, but she did a lot of big things, baby. 399 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:59,832 - Hey, Kim, holler at your boy! - Whoo! 400 00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:05,812 The women spend most of their time stretching their breasts, 401 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:08,079 - adding a new ring each year. - Yeah. Ooh. 402 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,348 They probably like it when they stretch 'em. 403 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,821 Yeah. 404 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,084 I know they do. 405 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:15,849 Holy crap! 406 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:19,328 It's Saturday night and you guys are getting stiffies watching PBS? 407 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:22,298 - You're pathetic. - Get out of my room, RJ! 408 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,267 You never knock! 409 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,200 Stupid. 410 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,431 He's right, you know. 411 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:30,372 - I mean, this is pathetic. - What else are we gonna do? 412 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,434 It's not like we can actually get laid. Let's just watch this. 413 00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,445 Unless we come up with a way 414 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,811 to build an artificial woman from your computer. 415 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,882 And then program her to have sex with us. 416 00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:44,284 You're a genius! 417 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,255 This is stupid, Barry. 418 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,121 Shut up. 419 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,592 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 420 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,720 Relax! We're gonna give her Halle Berry's face, 421 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,593 - and Beyonce's ass... - All right. 422 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,496 - Tyra's boobs... - Bam! 423 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,898 Tyra's probably got bigger nipples than that. 424 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:59,232 Now all that's left to do is make sure she's horny. 425 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,497 Like really, really horny, though. 426 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,131 See this pair of panties, right? 427 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,675 Where'd you get those from? They're lacy. 428 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,404 All right. Are you ready to lose your virginity? 429 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,309 - I'm ready. - Say good-bye. 430 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,617 Ow! I told you that was stupid, Barry. 431 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,520 Be quiet, Leon. I'm thinking. 432 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,087 Oh, shit! 433 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:30,597 So, who gonna fuck me first?! 434 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:32,829 Him! Him! 435 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,394 What the hell just happened?! 436 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:37,964 The panties, they was my aunt's. I knew it. It was my aunt's panties. 437 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,341 What you waitin' for? My pussy ain't gonna eat itself out. 438 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,902 What? What you say? 439 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,642 Who would say that? 440 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,013 Where you goin'? Where you goin'? 441 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:47,949 Leon! 442 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:49,213 Leon! 443 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,345 Well... 444 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,685 I guess that means you first. 445 00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:54,122 No. It don't... it don't have to mean that. 446 00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:57,161 Come give mama a taste of that sweet chocolate. 447 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,991 What you talkin' about? Chocolate ain't sweet! 448 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:02,589 I'm your human sex toy, and I don't come with no Off button! 449 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,738 You don't even have to wear no jimmy hat! 450 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:16,411 Save your energy! I plan on cumming a lot tonight! 451 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:33,228 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 452 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:43,736 You're too big for me! 453 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:47,539 Your ball sack is about to get drained! 454 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:51,070 Let me go! Please, Jesus! 455 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,683 You were good. 456 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,381 I don't want no more. I don't... I don't want no more. 457 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:01,957 No! I don't want it! 458 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,694 You broke my bed. 459 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:16,702 She's so big. Why is she so big? 460 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:20,437 I musta... I probably hit F1 instead of Enter. I don't know. 461 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,103 Here I come! 462 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:27,743 And this time your ass cherry is mine! 463 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,185 No, it's not! No, it's not! 464 00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,713 It's my ass cherry! It's not yours! 465 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,852 Barry? Leon? 466 00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:46,831 "Press Enter now"? 467 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,240 # Yeah # 468 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,440 # You're lookin' good, baby # 469 00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:58,607 Whoa! 470 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,549 You're cute. How old are you? 471 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,847 Old enough. 472 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,289 # Ooh-whoo! Yeah, yeah # 473 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:09,991 # Here we go # 474 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:16,728 I know you're probably too young to be thinking about marriage, 475 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,132 but take it from me, 476 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:22,696 if you find somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with, 477 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,264 there's nothing better. 478 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,671 Thanks, sweetie. 479 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:29,542 But before you get married, 480 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:32,583 make sure you explore all your options, guys, 481 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,175 and bone as many chicks as you can. 482 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:41,588 Well, ladies, be sure you take the long way through Dicktown, too. 483 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,920 I banged at least fifty guys 484 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:47,158 before I met this asshole sitting next to me here. 485 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,461 And a group of girls, too. 486 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:54,562 It was no accident that I invited the electrician and the plumber 487 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:55,799 on the same day. 488 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,899 - Ohh. - Whoo-whoo! Real hot! 489 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:01,342 Guys, listen up. 490 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:03,505 If you're planning on having a threesome, 491 00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:06,311 you better to do it before you get married. 492 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:10,878 But trust me, there's no better sensation... 493 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:15,085 than two women making out while riding your johnson. 494 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,455 I almost forgot. 495 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,392 Book yourself a ticket to... 496 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:21,557 Try sleeping with your fianc�'s best man... 497 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:22,994 and his brother... 498 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,329 at the wedding reception. 499 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,199 Very hot. 500 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,837 Great. 501 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,194 Ohh... 502 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:32,861 Ohh... 503 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:35,269 Ooh, that's nice. 504 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,573 Oh, why didn't I think of this before? 505 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:47,880 Oh, shit. 506 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:52,923 Ohh! Ohh! 507 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,391 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 508 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,327 Honey, dinner's ready. 509 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:02,059 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 510 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,327 Oh, this is bad. 511 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,428 Can you pass the mashed potatoes, please? 512 00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,171 - Certainly. - Thank you. 513 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:16,074 Mm. Everything is delicious, dear. 514 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,520 Did you pick up your condoms for the prom? 515 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,218 Yeah, they gave them out for free at school today. 516 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,920 They did? - Yeah. Thanks, though. 517 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,272 Honey, is your vagina ringing? 518 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:46,502 Dad! That's ridiculous. 519 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:52,615 Sounded like it. 520 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:58,713 Okay, I think we've learned a lot here. Class dismissed. 521 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,750 I'll see ya all tomorrow. 522 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,726 Now, remember your permission slips for the field trip. 523 00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:06,922 Now, these permission slips are no joke, people, okay? 524 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,590 Now if you can't find your parents, 525 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,497 they're in their bedroom, doing it. 526 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,039 - He'd probably use the toys. - Totally. 527 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:19,976 Hey, Stace. Jess. 528 00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:21,443 - Hey. - Hi. 529 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:39,228 Uh, so listen, Stace, um... 530 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,265 Mike, can I talk to you for a second? 531 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:47,036 - Later? - Yes. 532 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,537 - Awesome. - Okay. 533 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,613 So, Mike, 534 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,012 how are things going with you and Stacy? 535 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,648 Oh, uh, great. 536 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,915 You know, we're really good friends. We... 537 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:08,254 Hey, hey! Don't bullshit a bullshitter, bro. 538 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:12,261 I know you're into Stacy. You wanna... rap about it? 539 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,824 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I like Stacy. 540 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,835 - Hmm. Hmm. - A lot. 541 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:22,236 What do I do? How do I... tell her how I feel? 542 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:23,830 That's a good question. 543 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,136 You don't. 544 00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:27,074 I don't? 545 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,806 No, you don't. 546 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,578 You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy is, ooh, way out of your league. 547 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,381 Way. 548 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:38,819 What? What do you mean? 549 00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,823 I thought you were all about breaking the rules 550 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:43,655 and there are no rules and we're all equal. 551 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:46,891 I am. Just not when it comes to you and Stacy. 552 00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:51,367 You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy, to get her, 553 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,962 boy, you'd need like a truckload of cough syrup 554 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:57,269 and a vat of malt liquor. 555 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,671 Really mellow her out, you know what I mean? 556 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,612 But not knock her out. That's a whole different class altogether. 557 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,204 - What? - Mike... 558 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,478 you need to go after something more attainable. 559 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:11,510 You need to find somebody who's a lot less... 560 00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:13,147 pretty-er. 561 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:16,057 You might have to go up a few weight classes... 562 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,595 a little more than you're comfortable with, probably... 563 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:21,223 buck-fifty, two bills... I'm not sure. 564 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,393 Somebody who hasn't seen the light of day in quite a long time. 565 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,596 Acne scars, fangs for teeth, bad hygiene, 566 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:30,368 - retarded, if you will. - What?! 567 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:34,502 Hey, sometimes keepin' it real hurts, little bro. 568 00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:38,139 But in the end, we're all stronger people. 569 00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:40,979 Now go out there and get an ugly chick. 570 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,680 Or a whore. Good luck. 571 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:44,880 Good talk. 572 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,522 Now, a quick word from our sponsor. 573 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:56,155 Tired of waking up with morning wood? 574 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,428 Embarrassed by untimely hard-ons? 575 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:03,132 Boners sprouting up at the most inopportune times? 576 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:07,109 Well, that's why we've invented Flaccitra. 577 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,079 Flaccitra cuts off blood to your penis, 578 00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:13,048 causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle. 579 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,314 So, for you teenagers suffering from SBS... 580 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,446 Sudden Boner Syndrome... 581 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,046 try Flaccitra today. 582 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:23,457 Flaccitra may cause infertility, mood swings, loss of appetite, 583 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,358 headaches, butt acne, penis leprosy, 584 00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:27,192 scarlet fever, bloody ejaculations, 585 00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:28,822 and for a complete list of side effects 586 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,457 go to Flaccitra. com. 587 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,024 Come on, guys. 588 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,128 Flaccitra. 589 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,971 Mmm, this is nice, baby. 590 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,323 Lindsey, relax. Everybody farts. 591 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,919 This is huge. 592 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,123 We've crossed the Fart Barrier. 593 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,961 Really? 594 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,126 Ahh... 595 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:07,670 See? It's nothin'! 596 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,110 I do feel comfortable with you. 597 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,936 Damn! 598 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,908 Now, that's just nasty. 599 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,713 Oh, my God! Oh, yes! 600 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:37,158 Hey, man, she was riding you like a pogo stick! Up and down! 601 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,253 Hold on, hold on. It gets better. 602 00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:41,797 - Wait for it... - I'm gonna cum! 603 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:45,063 Now. 604 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:46,727 Oh, my God! 605 00:41:46,804 --> 00:41:48,362 Whoo... 606 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,805 Let me introduce you to The Screamer. 607 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,036 Griffin, this chick is amazing. 608 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,304 Which is why I invited her over here today. 609 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:55,743 Yes, sir. 610 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,838 And we're gonna be right here to make sure you go through with it. 611 00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:00,508 Got your little sister's baby monitor hooked up in your room. 612 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:03,075 And we're gonna have the other end right here so we can listen in. 613 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,051 No. Not happening, guys. 614 00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:06,111 - Not happening? - No. 615 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,987 - Yes. Yes. - No. No. 616 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,616 Well, that's what you think. 617 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,923 - Oh. Too late. - Oh, I love it! 618 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:12,985 Go ahead. 619 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,268 - Hi, I'm... I'm Mike. - Where's your room? 620 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,262 # Oh, my God # 621 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,275 # Oh, shit # 622 00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:28,208 # Oh, my God # 623 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:29,541 # I can't believe this # 624 00:42:31,448 --> 00:42:32,710 Come here. 625 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,310 # Oh, shit # 626 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,454 Whoa, you're taking your shirt off immediately like that, 627 00:42:39,523 --> 00:42:41,491 it's kinda tough for me to say no. 628 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,084 You hear that, man? The shirt just came off! 629 00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:46,595 - It's on! - Oh, it is on, all right. 630 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,130 Put it in me. 631 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:53,134 Why... why don't I just grab some ear plugs real quick? 632 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:57,166 # Oh, my God, what should I do? # 633 00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,333 Oh, hell no, man, is it broke? 634 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,306 What are you waiting for? 635 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,742 I'm sorry. I... 636 00:43:07,818 --> 00:43:09,376 I can't do this. 637 00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,784 What? 638 00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:14,153 There's this girl in my high school, and I... I really like her. 639 00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:16,488 Great. I didn't have a back-up plan. 640 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,519 Now I've gotta go fuck a trucker or a cab driver or... 641 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,929 a homeless guy. 642 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:26,291 Do you possibly think that maybe you could go through the back door? 643 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,430 Just so you know... you're givin' up a sure thing. 644 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,066 Your friend said that you were desperate for it. 645 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:35,907 Last chance. 646 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:44,883 Man, all the settin' up we did, he better not be pussin' out. 647 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,422 He's definitely pussing out. 648 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,890 Let's go see what's going on with the dumb-ass. 649 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,586 You like that, don't you? 650 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,323 Ha ha! We back in action! - Oh, Mike! 651 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,922 Yeah, Mike! Whoo-hoo! 652 00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,292 Man, you hear that? 653 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,634 Yeah! 654 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,372 Ride it! Ride it! 655 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:07,706 My boy's goin' strong to the hole, I'm tellin' ya! 656 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:10,212 - She's going nuts! - She wasn't that crazy with me. 657 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,716 Ahem. 658 00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:15,945 Hi. Have you guys seen my purse? 659 00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:28,022 Oh, Mike! You're so big! 660 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:31,829 Ahh! Ahh! Oh, Mike, I've never been fucked so good! 661 00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:37,934 Cover your ears! I'm about to cum! 662 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,771 I'm cumming! I'm cumming! 663 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:42,141 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 664 00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,976 Oh! Oh! You're such a beast! 665 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:46,107 I'm your big daddy. 666 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,650 Mike, I'm... cover your ears! 667 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,986 Shh! Shh! Oh! Oh! 668 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,387 All right, home stretch. 669 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:56,585 Oh, like that! Oh, like that! Oh, like that! 670 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:59,686 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 671 00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:04,025 I'm in love, Mike. I love you. 672 00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:05,898 I love you, Mike. 673 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:10,303 # Let them know you worked it, dust it off and jerk it... # 674 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:14,071 So... was it as good for you guys as it was for me? 675 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,944 You know, I would tell you to go fuck yourself, 676 00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:20,881 but it sounds like you just did. 677 00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:27,413 Now, Suzy, I don't know how to tell you this, 678 00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:29,356 so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 679 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:30,654 Say it. 680 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,720 I've been sleeping with your mom. 681 00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,197 - Hank, come on. - What? 682 00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:38,791 You know I made an abstinence pledge. 683 00:45:38,869 --> 00:45:40,632 I promised myself I'd wait until I was sure 684 00:45:40,704 --> 00:45:42,262 it was with the right guy. 685 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:45,164 I thought I was the right guy. 686 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,800 You might be. 687 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:49,243 I'm just not sure yet. 688 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:51,281 But I like you a lot. 689 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:05,192 Hi, sexually frustrated teenager! 690 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,889 I'm Blue Bally! 691 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,398 And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, 692 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:12,128 you're gonna wind up with a serious case of blueballs! 693 00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:15,603 That's right! Your nuts are gonna turn blue. 694 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:19,667 Aw, don't be afraid. I'm here to help. 695 00:46:20,477 --> 00:46:23,708 You've been stiff as a board for the last two hours. 696 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,011 That means you're reaching a critical moment 697 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:28,916 where that good tingly feeling down there 698 00:46:28,986 --> 00:46:33,821 can quickly turn into an achy not-so-good feeling! 699 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:35,290 Wh... what do you mean? 700 00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:39,394 See, Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, 701 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,328 and only a little bit's dripping out. 702 00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:42,922 That's called pre-cum. 703 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,935 What you want to do is ejaculate. 704 00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:49,302 Otherwise, that back up of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack 705 00:46:49,439 --> 00:46:51,498 to the point of making you nauseous. 706 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:57,410 In fact, your genitals can increase in size 25 to 50%. That's huge! 707 00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,450 - So, what do I do? - From where I'm sittin', 708 00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:02,678 even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, 709 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,745 the least you should be able to do is to score a handjob. 710 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,524 Judy? 711 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:14,061 I... I want you to know that I really do care about you. 712 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:17,760 And I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class. 713 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:20,364 Uh-huh... 714 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,036 uh-huh... 715 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,672 uh-huh... 716 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:31,202 - Uh-oh. That's not good. - What do you mean? 717 00:47:31,281 --> 00:47:34,114 With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds 718 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:37,711 before full-on irreversible blue balls! 719 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:40,723 You better go to the bathroom and jerk off, right now. 720 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,951 - Here? - Yes! Go! 721 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,356 There's no time to waste! 722 00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:45,691 Go! Get going! It's a medical emergency! 723 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:54,363 Oh, yeah, you won't see this on children's television! 724 00:47:54,471 --> 00:47:55,904 Blue Bally! 725 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,468 Hope you like sloppy seconds! Hah! 726 00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:04,645 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 727 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,147 Man, I'm never gonna get laid. I'm such a loser. 728 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:11,051 No, you're not. I met a girl in a chat room. 729 00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:12,588 - Did you? - Yeah. 730 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:14,681 I met in her in Teenlonelyboys. 731 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:17,318 'Cause I figure I'm a teen and I'm lonely. 732 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,988 Anyways, it's crazy, 733 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,122 there's not a lot of girls in that chat room. 734 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,895 It's mostly older guys interested in photography. 735 00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:26,697 That's kind of creepy. 736 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,931 It is at first, but, you know, 737 00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:31,566 once I made it clear that I was a teen boy 738 00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:33,166 in the market for a teen girl, 739 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,404 ladies were just coming out of the woodwork. 740 00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:37,970 And now I have a girlfriend. Her name is Randy. 741 00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,709 Isn't that a guy's name? 742 00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:41,614 It's both. I... 743 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:43,949 I mean, she says she gets that all the time. 744 00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:48,924 - She send you a picture? - No. Uh... but I sent her tons of mine. 745 00:48:48,992 --> 00:48:51,586 Most of them are naked. It's awesome. 746 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,426 Well, maybe I'll give it a try. 747 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:57,865 And maybe if you're lucky someday, you'll have a Randy, just like me. 748 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,807 "SweeetyPi." 749 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,415 Accept. 750 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:16,347 Hi. 751 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:19,249 Hi. 752 00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:21,746 Sex chat? 753 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,728 Sure. 754 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,732 Okay. I'm dressed in a tight mini-dress walking down a dark alley. 755 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,268 I'm completely alone and vulnerable. 756 00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:34,327 Then you appear out of the shadows. 757 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:37,805 You wear all black, with a ski mask over your head. 758 00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:40,468 You approach me menacingly and say? 759 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,310 Hey, what's up. 760 00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:49,177 Was that wrong? 761 00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:50,651 Menacing. 762 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:52,621 Okay. 763 00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:54,782 What are you doing in my alley? 764 00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:56,985 Oh, no. You stay away from me. 765 00:49:57,060 --> 00:50:00,621 I'm lost, alone, and half-naked. 766 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:03,757 But I have Mace. Don't try and take advantage of me. 767 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,464 Okay, sorry, no problem. Do you need cab money? 768 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:11,200 Be aggressive. I want it. 769 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,740 Oh. Weird. 770 00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:19,748 I'm afraid I don't care about Mace. Prepare to be attacked. 771 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,511 Sexually. 772 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:26,383 That was amazing. We should meet. 773 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,650 Come to 429 Covington Avenue, apartment 8, 774 00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:30,590 tomorrow night at 10:00. 775 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,924 Wear a mask. Take me against my will. 776 00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:35,430 Don't break character. 777 00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,532 - Oh, hello, dear. - Oh, hey, Jane. 778 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,404 Doing anything special tonight? 779 00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:48,967 Nope, just baking cookies for my niece. 780 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,207 Oh. 781 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:24,009 Just a second! 782 00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:29,841 Did somebody order the rape? 783 00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:31,977 Aaaah! 784 00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:33,420 Whoo! Oooh! 785 00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:35,556 So far so good. 786 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,818 Uh, you can run but you can't hide 787 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:40,590 from forced sexual intercourse, 788 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:42,564 you know what I mean... ma'am? 789 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,568 Get out! 790 00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:48,695 God, be careful! You're gonna hurt me! 791 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:52,708 I mean, you won't be so feisty when I'm violating you. 792 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:53,834 Sexually. 793 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:03,082 I'm bleeding! 794 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:05,682 That won't stop me! 795 00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,996 No, you don't. 796 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,532 Oh. 797 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,760 I'm sorry, I'll pay for this. 798 00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:19,495 You stay back. I'm warning you! 799 00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,129 Uh, I'm scared, yeah, yeah. I'm scared and... 800 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:23,866 Oh, my God! 801 00:52:31,615 --> 00:52:33,242 What is it?! What is it?! 802 00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:38,520 Oh, God! Oh, it's burning! 803 00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:40,215 Aaaah! 804 00:52:44,961 --> 00:52:46,724 Did somebody order the rape? 805 00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,334 Fred. 806 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:00,603 Oh. Hey, Betty. 807 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:01,803 - Hey. - How's it goin'? 808 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:02,970 What's wrong? 809 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,241 Oh, it's just been kind of a crazy week. 810 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:07,249 It's a long story, though. 811 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:09,308 You know, Fred, I've been thinking... 812 00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:11,320 we've been friends for a really long time. 813 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:12,719 Yeah. Yeah, we have. 814 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,548 Maybe it's time we take things to the next level. 815 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:17,524 Next... level? 816 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:19,889 Wow. 817 00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:27,261 Next level! 818 00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:30,373 Hey, baby, this is for you. 819 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,102 I love you. You're the only one for me. 820 00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:34,768 I hope you enjoy. 821 00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:56,231 Kat, can I borrow a squirt of your herpes cream? 822 00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:58,961 Uh, yeah, sure. I'll bring it over in a minute. 823 00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:09,277 Ohh! Ow! 824 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:25,856 I'm not in. Leave a message. 825 00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,964 Hey, girl, it's Billy Sharpe from the basketball team. 826 00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:32,866 Thanks for rockin' my world. Talk about takin' it to the hole... damn! 827 00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:35,938 Sorry about that. 828 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,942 Oh, shoot! Aaaah! 829 00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:44,446 Nice titties! 830 00:54:52,989 --> 00:54:55,048 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 831 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,456 # Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby # 832 00:55:02,632 --> 00:55:07,535 # Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby # 833 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:15,176 # Let me slop my biscuit in your gravy # 834 00:55:21,184 --> 00:55:22,412 I'm gonna do it. 835 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,248 I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. 836 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,755 I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. 837 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:39,594 # Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby # 838 00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:41,261 I wanna kiss your mouth. 839 00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:46,099 Mm, tastes like blueberry. 840 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,771 So good... 841 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:52,940 Oh, God. 842 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,449 Mmm... 843 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,619 Hi. 844 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,887 Hi. 845 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,890 You look like you just saw a ghost. 846 00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:13,800 Um... 847 00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:18,133 I had a... a really bad dream. 848 00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:21,335 Oh, sweetie. 849 00:56:21,411 --> 00:56:23,470 It's okay. 850 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:24,877 Come here. 851 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:34,284 I had an amazing time last night. 852 00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:38,960 Oh... I'm sorry. 853 00:56:39,028 --> 00:56:40,495 Do you have a toilet? 854 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:42,895 Oh. Yeah, it's right over there. 855 00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,228 Ohh. 856 00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:52,965 Mmm... long night. 857 00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:58,470 - Hello. - Aaah! 858 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,046 Who the hell are you? 859 00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:04,376 Why don't you ask your dick? 860 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:05,944 What is going on here? 861 00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:08,650 - Relax, Len. - How do you know my name? 862 00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:11,489 Uh, I usually like to know the name of the guy 863 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,461 who's fucking my mouth. 864 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:14,963 Nobody fucked anybody's mouth last night! 865 00:57:15,031 --> 00:57:17,659 Fine. Nobody fucked my mouth last night. 866 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,098 And I guess... 867 00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:23,866 nobody was three knuckles deep in my sphincter, either. 868 00:57:23,973 --> 00:57:26,168 Jesus Christ, what were you doing, 869 00:57:26,242 --> 00:57:28,403 reaching for, like, a winning lottery ticket or something? 870 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:31,072 I could feel you in my small intestines. 871 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,448 Oh, look what the cat dragged in. 872 00:57:35,552 --> 00:57:38,453 - Do you have any matches? - Such diarrhea. Ugh. 873 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:40,523 I'll air that out. All right? 874 00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:43,889 What I need right now is for you to leave my house. 875 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,291 My parents are coming home this afternoon 876 00:57:45,361 --> 00:57:46,487 and I need to start cleaning up. 877 00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,497 Sorry. Dick hair. 878 00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:50,328 Those weren't your parents we met last night? 879 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,527 My parents are in Cancun. 880 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:56,094 Yeah. Yeah. Right. 881 00:57:56,172 --> 00:57:58,834 If you say your parents aren't here, 882 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,138 then we'll just believe that your parents weren't here. 883 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:03,076 Maybe it was your aunt and uncle. 884 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,637 I don't care. I came here to fuck 885 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:07,238 and get fucked. 886 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,514 And you know, I got fucked last night. Fucked good. 887 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,179 Okay. Very funny. 888 00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:13,984 The, uh, the joke's over. 889 00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:16,116 This has been a delightful little prank that you guys have played on me, 890 00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:18,786 but now it's time for you to respect my wishes 891 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:22,354 and please get the hell out of my house! 892 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,160 Yeah. 893 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:27,397 You're right. The whole thing was a prank. 894 00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,734 After we invited you for a threesome, 895 00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:34,505 I got blueberry yogurt and I smeared it all over my face and your balls 896 00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:36,738 to make it look like you fucked my mouth. 897 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:39,976 And then I dig my fingers in my asshole 898 00:58:40,049 --> 00:58:43,314 and put some of my butt stink on your hands. 899 00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:47,755 And then I put some moisturizer up on the ceiling 900 00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:49,849 to make it look like you shoot a load up there. 901 00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:52,427 Pooh! Yeah! All a joke. 902 00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:56,330 Please just get the hell out. 903 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,833 - Fine. - Whatever. 904 00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:03,764 Please, just... just leave. 905 00:59:04,607 --> 00:59:06,632 Ooh. So kind. 906 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,987 If you say your parents aren't here, 907 00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:22,081 then we'll just believe that your parents aren't here. 908 00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:24,991 Maybe it was your aunt and uncle. Mm-hmm. 909 00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:34,403 Oh... thank God. 910 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,783 Oh, please, God, don't let them be home. 911 00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:55,188 I swear I'll never drink again just... just don't let them be here. 912 01:00:01,397 --> 01:00:03,297 Hello. 913 01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:06,767 So, you guys are home early. 914 01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:11,071 Did you... just get in? 915 01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:16,143 How was your second honeymoon? 916 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,075 Oh! No! 917 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,820 Get the hell out of our sight. 918 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,449 Okay. 919 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,358 How could you?! 920 01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:37,263 How could you?! How could you?! 921 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:38,857 Ohh! 922 01:00:44,841 --> 01:00:46,775 Len, can we talk? 923 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,874 Um, just a minute. 924 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,717 What, you been doing a little spackling work on the ceiling? 925 01:00:57,787 --> 01:01:00,551 Oh, God, Dad, no. This... it's not... 926 01:01:00,623 --> 01:01:02,147 Your mother and I are disgusted with you, Len. 927 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:03,317 Well, uh... 928 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:05,361 Look at her. 929 01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:07,293 - You don't understand. - Son, 930 01:01:07,363 --> 01:01:10,059 I have one question for you, and I'm only gonna ask it once. 931 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,295 Have you been sneaking behind our backs 932 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:15,064 and being on a hidden camera show? 933 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,966 - What? - Look over there. 934 01:01:20,276 --> 01:01:23,370 No. No, no, no, no, no! You didn't! 935 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,650 They were in there the whole time? 936 01:01:28,284 --> 01:01:29,342 Gotcha! 937 01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:31,075 No! 938 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,448 Hey, buddy! 939 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,990 Fuck anybody in their mouth lately? 940 01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:37,789 Look at his face! 941 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,555 How could you do this to me? 942 01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:40,926 Wait. Who am I? 943 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:48,934 We roofied you, honey. 944 01:01:51,474 --> 01:01:53,066 Wait, wait, wait... so I didn't fuck you 945 01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:54,200 and you didn't fuck me? 946 01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:56,837 Well, I fucked you a little, but it wasn't all faggy. 947 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:08,857 Mr. Tight Sphincter... ha ha ha ha! 948 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:11,120 Mark. 949 01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:13,685 Fellas, personal advice from me to you: 950 01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:15,697 Get in there and shave that shit up. 951 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:18,859 Visually, it will give yourself an extra two or three inches. 952 01:02:18,935 --> 01:02:21,495 If you're having anal intercourse, 953 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,232 whatever you do, 954 01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:26,798 pull out and deposit your sperm on her back. 955 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:29,674 She'll appreciate it in the long run. 956 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,715 Alcohol and sex don't mix. 957 01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:35,410 Cocaine and sex... 958 01:02:35,485 --> 01:02:38,545 If you don't have a rubber, don't panic, whatever you do. 959 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:40,179 Watch this. Ready? 960 01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:42,781 "Hold on a sec, babe. Lemme grab my jimmy hat." 961 01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:47,759 And then pantomime... 962 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:51,596 "Oh! It's so small! The rubber." 963 01:02:53,402 --> 01:02:56,371 And then... you lock and load. 964 01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:58,669 She'll never know. 965 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,674 - Damn! - Oh, my God! 966 01:03:01,744 --> 01:03:03,405 Ohh, what died? 967 01:03:04,547 --> 01:03:07,107 Girl, you gotta stop being so comfortable! 968 01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:14,056 - Hey, pretty sweet field trip, huh? - Yeah, it was cool. 969 01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:17,056 So, Stacy, I wanted to ask you something. 970 01:03:18,027 --> 01:03:19,289 Hey, man, I'm gonna catch you inside, all right? 971 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:22,493 - Uh... - So what'd you want to tell me? 972 01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:23,998 You know what, it can wait. 973 01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:26,660 Hey, man, fake any orgasms lately? 974 01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:28,636 - Fuck off. - What? 975 01:03:30,673 --> 01:03:31,799 Ew. 976 01:03:31,874 --> 01:03:33,398 Are you okay? 977 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:35,404 Yeah. 978 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,911 Why is that guy so tall? 979 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,980 Great. Yeah, I should be okay. 980 01:03:40,049 --> 01:03:42,449 I'll just go try to clean up before we eat. 981 01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:44,782 - Uh, see you inside? - Okay. 982 01:03:52,361 --> 01:03:53,521 Sorry! 983 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,312 Guys. 984 01:04:10,379 --> 01:04:13,177 Can someone help me get off the bus? 985 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:15,606 Hello? 986 01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:19,986 - Hello? - Ah, there you are. 987 01:04:20,056 --> 01:04:22,490 Everybody's waiting for you. Come on. 988 01:04:26,796 --> 01:04:30,823 Oh, yeah. 989 01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:38,632 - Oh, yeah... - Oh... 990 01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:43,775 Licking, licking... 991 01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:46,508 - Oh! Oh! - Suck, suck, suck! 992 01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:48,379 Oh, yeah! 993 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,818 # Keep 'em shakin'... # 994 01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:58,456 # Show 'em to me # 995 01:04:58,527 --> 01:04:59,516 # Tits # 996 01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:03,488 Ohh, yeah! 997 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:05,033 That's it, Nance. 998 01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:07,831 Cut! Great job, girls. 999 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,429 Nancy, nice licking. 1000 01:05:10,506 --> 01:05:12,235 Very good sucking, too. 1001 01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:16,135 - Okay, he's here. - It's about time. 1002 01:05:16,212 --> 01:05:17,372 Listen, I know it's your first day, 1003 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:19,141 but we got some stuff to shoot, all right? 1004 01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:20,773 - Uh... wha... - Now, listen. 1005 01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,216 The way I view this film, 1006 01:05:23,286 --> 01:05:26,312 it's a spiritual successor to Rebel Without A Cause... 1007 01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:29,119 only with a lot more fucking. Ha ha! 1008 01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:33,390 Uh, right. Um, you guys, I think there's been a small... 1009 01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:35,487 I'm really looking forward to working with you. 1010 01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:40,568 Jackie and I are especially curious how you got the name Gigundocock. 1011 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,696 Oh, I can't wait to wrap my hands around 1012 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,037 the biggest penis in the biz. 1013 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:48,838 "Penis"? I haven't heard that word for a long time. 1014 01:05:48,911 --> 01:05:51,573 - I usually just call it "dinner." - Mmm. 1015 01:05:51,647 --> 01:05:53,308 Okay, everybody on set! 1016 01:05:55,851 --> 01:05:57,341 I told you they wouldn't have any beer. 1017 01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:59,047 Oh, man, how was I supposed to know? 1018 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:02,022 - Oh, man! Sweet car! - Here's the scene: 1019 01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:04,491 You've just helped these girls fix their car. 1020 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,393 And so to repay you, you get to bang 'em. 1021 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:10,523 Now, Nancy right here, she's gonna start by blowing you. 1022 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,090 Then you're gonna do some back-door stuff with Jackie. 1023 01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:15,228 Bro, check this out. 1024 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,602 After that, just feel free to improvise. 1025 01:06:17,673 --> 01:06:19,470 All right. 1026 01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:24,007 Hey, you gonna need a fluffer? 1027 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,172 Uh... uh... 1028 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:28,215 All rightie... 1029 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:31,048 let's see that gigundocock. 1030 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,248 And... action! 1031 01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:38,257 Thank you so much for fixing our car. 1032 01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,727 How can we ever repay you? 1033 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:55,510 What? 1034 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:01,479 - Cut! - Hey, sorry I'm late. 1035 01:07:01,550 --> 01:07:03,279 I'm Gigundocock. 1036 01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,515 Damn. 1037 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,966 # Yeah, I'm not Gigundocock # 1038 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:22,095 # I'm just a small-town hick # 1039 01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:25,937 # An 18-year-old virgin # 1040 01:07:26,008 --> 01:07:29,671 # With a super-tiny dick # 1041 01:07:30,846 --> 01:07:34,873 # Kid, I've seen this once before # 1042 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:39,114 # A boy who wished he was Ang Lee # 1043 01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:43,090 # Found he couldn't frame a shot # 1044 01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:47,095 # That's right, that little boy was me # 1045 01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:51,830 # It wasn't my first choice # 1046 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,836 # My parents think I'm in college # 1047 01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:59,537 # I thought I'd be doing theater # 1048 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:02,839 # On Broadway # 1049 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,641 # We're just accidentally # 1050 01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:08,080 # Incidentally, unintentionally making porn # 1051 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:12,177 # Accidentally, incidentally, unintentionally # 1052 01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:13,346 # Making porn # 1053 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:17,586 # Not me, I do it 'cause I fuckin' like it # 1054 01:08:19,328 --> 01:08:23,389 # Girl-on-girl pays fifty bucks # 1055 01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:27,368 # I get double for back-door fucks # 1056 01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:31,702 # How I got here I'll never know # 1057 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:35,608 # Beats Mexico and that donkey show # 1058 01:08:35,678 --> 01:08:37,805 # All these tits got me in the mood # 1059 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,178 # We're the ones who should be getting screwed # 1060 01:08:40,249 --> 01:08:43,582 # Let us be your man-whores # 1061 01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:48,055 # Will someone show these assholes the door? # 1062 01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:53,426 # I found my home here # 1063 01:08:53,496 --> 01:08:56,431 # On this porn set # 1064 01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:58,592 # Better hurry up or I won't stay wet # 1065 01:09:19,221 --> 01:09:20,552 Fuck yeah! 1066 01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:29,862 Wow. Thanks for being so cool about everything. 1067 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,299 I feel like I should tell you, though, 1068 01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:34,700 I don't really think this is the life for me. 1069 01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:37,261 You've got balls, kid... 1070 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:39,500 very large balls. 1071 01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:42,408 You show that kind of confidence in real life, 1072 01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:45,413 you're gonna be fine, just fine. 1073 01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:48,306 All right, let's reset. 1074 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:50,079 Back to one. 1075 01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:02,522 Dude, what happened in there after we left? 1076 01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:04,190 Yo, bro, do you know those chicks? 1077 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,507 Yeah, Mike! That's what I'm talkin' about! 1078 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:17,307 Dude, yes! 1079 01:10:22,651 --> 01:10:24,016 Whoa. 1080 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,220 Look, Stacy... 1081 01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:30,224 I'm not sexually experienced, 1082 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:33,523 and I'm not some famous porn star named Gigundocock. 1083 01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:39,592 Look, I'm just some regular kid who just wants to ask out a very... 1084 01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:41,863 very beautiful girl. 1085 01:10:43,706 --> 01:10:45,833 Don't call past 10:00. 1086 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,205 My dad'll kill me. 1087 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:55,377 Screw her for me, dude! Yes! 1088 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,491 Fellas, you gotta be respectful of your ladies. 1089 01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:09,122 Whatever you do, don't go around your boys telling them 1090 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,223 all the gruesome details. 1091 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,700 But me, on the other hand, I'm married with two kids, 1092 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:15,327 I like all dirty stuff. 1093 01:11:15,404 --> 01:11:18,737 This website will go directly to me, and only me. 1094 01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:22,402 Send me all pictures, streaming videos, letters... 1095 01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:24,275 as bizarre as you want. 1096 01:11:24,346 --> 01:11:26,644 I'll read them all, and masturbate all night. 1097 01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:29,047 Thank you. I'm Matthew Lillard. 1098 01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:38,350 # She's got that kind of booty # 1099 01:11:38,427 --> 01:11:40,190 # Little mama, come here and do me # 1100 01:11:40,262 --> 01:11:42,025 # She's got that kind of booty # 1101 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:43,826 # The type that'll drive you looney # 1102 01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:47,562 # She's got that kind of booty, pack it up and bring it to me # 1103 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:50,935 # Smack it up, let's make a movie, she's got that kind of booty # 1104 01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:54,737 # Shake that booty, cutie, up and down and all around # 1105 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:58,371 # That big ol' juicy brown ass, Shorty, go to town # 1106 01:11:58,447 --> 01:12:02,076 # Kick it smooth like Luther Vandy, so good, like chewing candy # 1107 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,746 # In the middle of M-I-ami, come and sit down on my jammy # 1108 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:07,379 # We can do it in a big ol' bed # 1109 01:12:07,456 --> 01:12:09,321 # Long as you give me good ol' head # 1110 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:13,020 # Yeah, girl, that's what I said, no, girl, you don't get no bread # 1111 01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:14,756 # She's got that kind of booty # 1112 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:16,661 # Little mama, come here and do me # 1113 01:12:16,732 --> 01:12:20,224 # She's got that kind of booty, the type that'll drive you looney # 1114 01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:22,065 # She's got that kind of booty # 1115 01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:23,866 # Pack it up and bring it to me # 1116 01:12:23,939 --> 01:12:25,736 # Smack it up, let's make a movie # 1117 01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,400 # She's got that kind of booty # 1118 01:12:27,476 --> 01:12:29,171 # Shorty got that fat ass # 1119 01:12:29,244 --> 01:12:30,973 # Gets 'em harder than a math class # 1120 01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:34,641 # Smilin', don't you act up, just stop and back up # 1121 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:38,346 # Go ahead and drop that ass low, be easy movin' that slow # 1122 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:42,117 # Nobody has to know, we in the corner, though # 1123 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:45,786 # You sippin' champagne, I'm drinking cognac # 1124 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:49,160 # You do that damn thing, I get to bone that # 1125 01:12:49,231 --> 01:12:51,131 # She's got that kind of booty # 1126 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,997 # Little mama, come here and do me # 1127 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:54,865 # She's got that kind of booty # 1128 01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:56,700 # The type that'll drive you looney # 1129 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:58,433 # She's got that kind of booty # 1130 01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,304 # Pack it up and bring it to me # 1131 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,071 # Smack it up, let's make a movie # 1132 01:13:02,144 --> 01:13:03,805 # She's got that kind of booty # 1133 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:07,337 # Shake that booty, sh-sh-shake, shake, shake # 1134 01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:10,849 # Shake that booty, sh-sh-shake, shake, shake # 1135 01:13:10,919 --> 01:13:14,912 # Up and down the stripper pole, got that body all swole # 1136 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:18,426 # You know my package, right? You can stay the whole night # 1137 01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:21,725 # Lady, what you gotta do is keep me in the back of you # 1138 01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:25,460 # Nobody move you like I do, they call me Mr. Mac-a-do # 1139 01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:29,163 # They counted Tallahassee classic got 'em on my caddy # 1140 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,867 # Girlie, let me be your daddy and we can both be happy # 1141 01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:34,772 # She's got that kind of booty # 1142 01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:36,640 # Little mama, come here and do me # 1143 01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:38,475 # She's got that kind of booty # 1144 01:13:38,547 --> 01:13:40,344 # The type that'll drive you looney # 1145 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,145 # She's got that kind of booty # 1146 01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:43,980 # Pack it up and bring it to me # 1147 01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:45,849 # Smack it up, let's make a movie # 1148 01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:47,912 # She's got that kind of booty # 1149 01:13:58,133 --> 01:14:03,264 # My darling, the stars, they shine for you # 1150 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:08,173 # My darling, the birds twitter for you # 1151 01:14:08,243 --> 01:14:11,076 # My darling, my heart skips a beat # 1152 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:14,912 # Whenever I think of you # 1153 01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:18,182 # And under this moonlit sky # 1154 01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:22,087 # I pray and dream that I will be the one, will be the one # 1155 01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:27,424 # That you'll # 1156 01:14:27,496 --> 01:14:32,798 # Bend over and bang good and hard # 1157 01:14:32,868 --> 01:14:35,428 # From behind # 1158 01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:40,942 # Have me on all fours, howling at the sky # 1159 01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,534 # I'll give your cock a good long suck # 1160 01:14:43,612 --> 01:14:46,103 # Then you'll give me a good hard fuck # 1161 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:48,945 # Squeeze my tits, all big and bouncy # 1162 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,542 # Then spunk all over my body # 1163 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:55,249 # I want to be your buttt-hot greasy slut # 1164 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,621 # Greasy slut # 1165 01:14:56,692 --> 01:15:00,628 # Beggin' for more, for I can't get enough # 1166 01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:04,860 # Can't get enough # 1167 01:15:04,933 --> 01:15:06,730 # When I leave your tool # 1168 01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:10,397 # Used up, worn, and soggy # 1169 01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:11,803 # I won't stop then # 1170 01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:13,671 # Oh, no, no, no # 1171 01:15:13,742 --> 01:15:19,772 # I'll become your little leg-humping doggie # 1172 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:28,779 # Let me be your dirty, fuckin' whore # 1173 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:29,780 Subtitles by LeapinLar 86832