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Mom, you got the keys?

Mom?

You got the keys?

These keys?

Yeah, I gotta go on a date.

Yeah, no.

No.

What?

You're not leaving.

Why?

Because we discussed this earlier today and you didn't finish everything that I told you

to finish.

No.

I got like 20 minutes.

I'm not leaving.

I'm not leaving.

I'm not leaving.

I'm not leaving.

I'm not leaving.

I got like 20 minutes to get there.

Come on.

Well, you're not going.

You might as well call and cancel.

I gotta have like half of it done.

Yeah, half of it done.

Call them.

Just call them.

No.

You can't have them until you get everything finished and you can't leave the house until

that happens.

I don't know what you were planning to do tonight, but what you're going to do is finish

that list that I gave you.

And don't give me attitude, young man.

I don't think you understand.

I've been laid in a very long time.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to leave.

And don't give me attitude, young man.

I don't think you understand.

I've been laid in a very long time.

I'm going on that date.

You must be walking then.

In case you're not taking me, Steve.

Fine.

I'm bringing her here then.

First off, you're not leaving this house at all.

And secondly, I don't want one of your sluts in my house.

Is there something wrong with another slut being here?

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

Another slut?

Yeah.

What are you saying?

I see all these guys you're going on dates with.

What do you think I have to hear when you're in your fucking room?

Maybe you should just move out.

Hmm?

Maybe you should give me the fucking car keys.

Cause I do a lot of work around here every day.

I deserve to go on this fucking date.

You're not leaving with my car, and that's final.

You don't understand.

I'm going to get laid tonight, whether it's out there or fucking right here.

Well, you probably are not going to, but I don't want you to.

You're not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'll see you in the morning.

Hello, Steve.

Hey, Steve.

Steve, Steve.

Steve.

What's up?

This is the last time phoning.

I'm not fucking your car.

Stop!

Honey, I love you.

Stop.

You're fucking stupid.

Honey, I'm out here.

I hate you.

You just run, and I shoot you.

I don't know what's wrong with you.

I ought to have connection.

You're a fucking psycho.

Um, hello?

Hey!

Don't touch him.

You'reppsulfomenberg, the fuck you doing, Jimmy?

Oh shit.

Damn!

Oh shit.

Oh.

Did the guy just come in?

glad he didn't.

I'm fucking this whore now.

You're gonna let me do what the fuck I want.

You should have dropped it.

I don't want you to die.

You really need to just...

Just slow down, okay?

No.

No, no, no.

Just...

I know.

It just feels like you're going to break one way or another.

Just...

You want to...

I've got you.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna tell you.

Just...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm gonna tell you.

Just don't...

Just...

No, no.

Just...

You...

You...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Just stick it in your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Just...

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

What? What?

Just...

Let that go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Oh, my God. Wow.

It is so weird.

I love you.

Wow.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

Wow.

Wow.

It's so weird.

It's so weird.

Wow.

I love you so much.

Wow.

I love that cough.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Wow.

It's so weird.

Oh, my God.

I love that fucking cough.

Put your tits together.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Just breathe it.

Get in there.

Get in there.

Get in there.

Stop fucking squirming.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is not a fantasy.

Oh, my God.

This is not a fantasy.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Stop.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's enough, really.

What?

It's enough.

I'm telling you to stop.

Stop.

We should...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

So, Mom, what do you say next time I ask for the fucking keys?

They're yours.

She's the man in the house now.

You are.

I could be so congratulated.