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[woman] Previously on You, Me & My Ex...

[Rowan] The paws, I can't.

[De'Andre] She missed me. Where you going?

My name is Rowan.

And I'm De'Andre.

[Rowan] And we used to be a cute couple.

And his mom is also my best friend.

Question for you.

Do you'll foresee yourselves...

You know?

My feelings are still strong.

I will love to see them back together.

-[cell phone ringing] -Hold on, this is E.

[De'Andre] Oh, hello.

Hi.

I am Elodie, and I am the girlfriend.

So where's this lovely man?

So where's this lovely man?

He's actually in Atlanta right now

with his ex.

Excuse me. What?

Can you tell them to be quiet, please?

[Roy speaking]

We're busy.

When Roy and I divorced, and John and Loren divorced,

John and I were married

and that's how we all ended up here today on this couch.

John and I are separated.

[John] Girls, ladies.

Is there enough room in that bed for me?

Now, my husband's ex-wife moved in with me.

Now, my husband's ex-wife moved in with me.

We are in a committed domestic partnership.

[sighs]

[Caroline] You can see your outline.

[Alex] Well, if you don't look,

-you can't see it. -Uh-huh.

-I'm Alex. -I'm Caroline.

Hey, I'm Steve. I'm Alex's ex. [chuckles]

-Hello. -Hello!

[Caroline] How are you?

So, a lot has happened since our engagement.

Well, there's something he hasn't told you.

And we didn't share it with anybody,

not even Steve.

We decided to elope, and...

We decided to elope, and...

we're having a baby.

-What? -Yeah.

I'll be right back, guys.

[Stephen] No, no, no.

[upbeat country song playing]

♪ All right ♪

♪ Here we go now ♪

Shorts.

Where's the dog?

That smell good?

I don't know why you're trying to smell good.

I don't know why you're trying to smell good.

We're literally, like,

moving your ex-girlfriend into our house today.

You got to dress for success everyday.

You just got to be like,

"Hey, y'all, I'm Kenzie Lee."

No, I'm not saying that.

-It's your [bleep] name. -No, it's not.

-This is Kenzie Lee. -Yeah, it is.

-And this is Chelsea Nicole. -It's Ken-zay.

Ken-zay Lee.

-[bleep] both of you. -Ken-zay.

My name is Matt.

I'm Kenzie, and I'm Matt's girlfriend.

I'm Chelsea, and I'm Matt's ex-girlfriend.

I'm Chelsea, and I'm Matt's ex-girlfriend.

And Chelsea's moving in with us.

So we are all about to be living together.

[Chelsea] Dog toy.

I never thought I would live with Matt a second time,

for any length of period, whatsoever.

Definitely not ever with his girlfriend in the same house.

This is the [bleep] show I call my life.

[Matt] You said these are clean, right?

Yeah, I washed them yesterday.

[Matt] Not that I care.

Not only is Chelsea coming to live with us,

but we also have to help her move in

but we also have to help her move in

because her car is not working right now.

[Kenzie] I'll take this side.

But it's the thought that counts.

Where were your thoughts when we moved into our apartment

that my parents and I unpacked

when you were at work?

And where were your thoughts when we moved into this house,

when me and my parents, once again,

unpacked the whole house

while you were at work?

Oh, my God. Was he not here?

And then somehow, like, he doesn't even move us

but he's going to help his ex-girlfriend

-move and I get roped into that. -[Chelsea speaking]

I mean, Matt's at Chelsea's every beck and call.

If she calls, he's there.

-That's-- -Yeah but I always invite you.

-That's it. -I always invite you.

Yeah, but I don't want to go.

-We are a team. -That's your problem, not mine.

Ugh. I hope she enjoys this crappy bed.

I've had it since I was, like, 12.

Maybe it will motivate her to get a job

-and get a better house. -She can't... Yeah.

Can't complain.

So, when I sold my place,

I did not already have

another place picked out, and that's not exactly smart.

I always had my suspicions

that Chelsea wouldn't really find a place on time,

even though she wanted to deny it.

even though she wanted to deny it.

Sure enough,

last week I get a call that's,

"Hey, I really am screwed."

And then I said, "All right, look, enough bull [bleep]

enough denying it. You're moving in with us."

So are you ready for this?

Um...

I don't know. I mean, I guess I just...

Just never saw myself in this situation, and...

It's not normal, that's for sure.

But I appreciate you doing it.

We definitely had that conversation,

and it was not an easy conversation to have, you know.

and it was not an easy conversation to have, you know.

But he told me, like, how dire of a need she was in.

She literally has nowhere to go, like,

we can't just let her, like, be on the street.

She can't live out of a storage unit.

So it was like, "Let me be a good person

and a good friend to Chelsea."

We have no idea how long Chelsea's staying.

[Matt] All right, let's do it.

-[Matt] Hey, happy moving day. -[Chelsea] Hey.

[Matt] Oh, my God.

[Chelsea] Couple of these things need to go in your truck,

and we're going to take them with us.

And then, some of these boxes can just be left back

And then, some of these boxes can just be left back

for the movers to grab.

Me and Matt met when I was in high school,

at a mutual friend of ours' birthday party.

[Matt] She was there with some dude she was dating,

but, like, they weren't speaking

and I could tell there was, like, a fight.

And I was like, "Do you want to go to Taco Bell?

You fly, I'll buy."

Chelsea's reputation was kind of like,

you know, that darker, edgier, kind of bad girl.

But it was kind of in this cool, mysterious way.

Like, for me, that kind of fascinated me,

and I was kind of like, "Huh."

We reconnected on a dating app

We reconnected on a dating app

after bumping into each other periodically

over the course of probably five years.

First night together, we drank for about eight hours straight.

We had this instant chemistry, instant connection.

I definitely thought I was going to marry her.

And I know that she thought the same.

We would talk about it.

We'll need to get

some of Lily's stuff together, too.

[Matt] All right.

Chelsea and I dated for about three to three and a half years.

Not continuously.

There were some little speed bumps in the road.

Chelsea would always break up with me

around two or three times,

once per year.

But it never lasted more than two weeks.

But it never lasted more than two weeks.

I'm pretty sure each time Chelsea broke up with me,

she didn't really think she was breaking up with me.

I think it was just her way to get rid of me for two weeks.

[Chelsea] That water's like, leaking.

[Matt] That water's gonna have to go out.

You might want to take--

Is the bed of your truck going to get wet?

Definitely didn't want to break up at first.

But if you dump me,

I'm not going to sit around crying about it.

I did that the first two times.

The second two? Hell, no.

I decided, "Hey, screw it.

I'm going to get out there

and see what else is out there."

And I just happened to meet Kenzie.

This is not, like, all going into the house, right?

This is not, like, all going into the house, right?

I think it is.

We'll just... [whispers] not tell and we'll put that

in the other room. She won't know.

Kenzie and I met on a dating app.

We hit if off pretty instantly.

[Kenzie] It turned into exchanging numbers,

and then, going on some dates.

[Matt] After that third date,

it was established that we were falling

madly in love with each other.

And I think, it took about a week and a half

for me to blurt it out one night,

that I think I love her.

[Chelsea] Ah! [bleep] you know.

Just like a man.

Just like a man.

[Chelsea] Days after our four-year relationship ended,

I logged into his Instagram, and I think he was at,

like, her grandmother's birthday party.

They had been to some waterfall

because she had posted pictures of that, of course,

and how this is the man of her dreams

and her future husband, but... [chuckles]

Five days later.

So, I'm like, "This is... [chuckles]

We just broke up.

Like, just broke up."

[Matt] This chair is not going?

No.

[Matt] So why is it in front of the door, here? I'll move it.

Because I'm packing, Matt. [chuckles]

Because I'm packing, Matt. [chuckles]

Yeah, he doesn't like being alone.

I mean, who does? Well...

-[chuckles] Well, me -Clearly, you don't like being alone

'cause you were still living with her

while you were trying to get me

to be your girlfriend, so...

Oh.

[Chelsea speaking]

[Matt] All right. Let's jump in.

Um, I still have more stuff in there.

[Matt] I think, executive decision,

you have what you need, we're not getting more.

This truck's full and we have everything else.

[Kenzie] Yeah.

I think because we've, honestly, been through

I think because we've, honestly, been through

so much together as a couple.

When you're with somebody everyday for four years,

you don't just want to throw that away, if it's not...

-We didn't know how to do life any differently. -[Matt] Yeah.

-[Chelsea] Since that's what we were used to... -[Matt] Yeah.

...and had, already always been there for each other.

So it just made sense to continue doing the same thing.

[Matt] All right, let's do it.

I mean, there were so many things

I do like about her and love about her that...

No sense in not seeing that through,

and keeping that friendship forever.

and keeping that friendship forever.

-We care about each other a lot. -For sure.

Thanks for letting me live with you

and for hauling me around

-until I can get my car back. -Oh, no problem.

It's the least we could do.

You do what you can for the people you care about, right?

Every time I would see Chelsea's name

pop up on Matt's phone,

it was... kind of, like, making my stomach hurt.

You get that feeling... the pit, you know?

In the pit of your stomach, like, "What's going on here?"

I know, they will say, like, at the end of the day, it's not weird,

but to me it still, like, irks me.

It's something I do think about.

It's something I do think about.

She posted on one of her social media,

it was like a collage of pictures of them.

In one of them they're, like,

lying in bed together.

Like, that's pretty freaking weird.

Like, not cool.

-[softly] No. -It was from when they dated

but it's still, to me, like, I thought that was weird.

When... we had been dating for three years at that point,

this was just last year.

Look, we just came up in a different era,

and the pics on the 'Gram

and the pics on the 'Gram

weren't the end-all, be-all.

Well, it wasn't a different era.

I'm only, like, a year younger than you, so...

Well, don't worry. We'll, uh...

We'll make it a good time.

[upbeat music playing]

That was just so awkward.

[upbeat music continues]

-How's your margarita? -Spicy.

-[sighs heavily] -But it helped.

It got me through the situation.

[Alex] So we are here at the restaurant tonight,

'cause we're supposed to be discussing what's going on

for my bachelor party.

But, I mean, really,

Caroline and I came to dinner tonight

to tell Steve that we are married.

And having a baby.

[Stephen] Yeah, I needed a second to step outside, for a second,

that's because of all the news that's been sprung on me.

I think, Caroline and Alex having a baby

will change our relationship a lot.

It won't be the same as it was before

because I know, a baby coming into the equation

is a whole different thing.

So you think he's uncomfortable?

Mmm-hmm.

It's like, he sees your life moving forward.

-And then-- -Is he still in the same place?

Yeah.

I think Steve is super nervous

that I'm going to, like, cut him out of my life.

-[Stephen exhales] -[Caroline] Welcome back.

I'm back.

[Alex] I don't want him to feel that way.

I always will have some form of love for Stephen.

Just, you breaking the news right now,

just makes me feel like...

Honestly, I wish nothing but the best for you guys.

[Stephen] We're good friends. I want to maintain that friendship.

If life goes in the direction

If life goes in the direction

where that can't be the case,

then I have to accept that.

But hopefully that's not the case, you know.

So...

Do you have godparents lined up?

Could I prove to be a god dad?

Are you okay? [laughs]

-That seems like a lot. -That seems like a lot.

Don't want to have to explain to my son

who his god dad used to be.

Okay, that's fair.

I have to pee, so I'm going to excuse myself.

I have to pee, so I'm going to excuse myself.

-I don't think... -I'm excusing myself.

We'll be right here.

How do you feel about

everything that's going on with you right now?

It's like, we're having a baby,

and don't know what's coming after this,

and don't know what to expect.

-But... -Expect the best.

'Cause you guys are great people,

and I know that it's nothing but the best for you guys.

I appreciate that. I appreciate you.

I appreciate that. I appreciate you.

I appreciate that you are still here

on my sidecar of my motorcycle,

riding with me, so...

I'm sure Caroline

still feels some type of way way about this,

but in the last five years,

like, all of my best friends

or the people that I've been closest to

have moved away.

So the last person that, like, I've grown up with

since, like, high school,

and known for quite some time now, is Stephen.

and known for quite some time now, is Stephen.

So it's like, I don't want to let go of the familiarity,

but also don't want to hurt Caroline.

So, it's a lot.

-[Stephen laughs] -[Caroline] Did you miss me?

Always.

Well, you came back right on time.

So...

what about the bachelor party?

Well, since I'm no longer a bachelor,

I don't think we can have a bachelor party.

But we can have a dadchelor party

-'cause I'm about to be a daddy! -Oh!

-'cause I'm about to be a daddy! -Oh!

[chuckles] That's what's up.

[Stephen and Alex] To the dadchelor party.

[Stephen and Alex] To the dadchelor party.

[bleep] the dadchelor party.

I think, I deserve a last hoorah

before this baby comes home.

So if anyone should have a [bleep] party, it should be me.

I mean, there's a few things

that I need to talk to you about,

that I haven't yet.

-Are you breaking up with me? -No.

I'm trying to have a good day,

I'm trying to have a good day,

but that was definitely

not what I was expecting.

[April] Bye.

[April] I just did.

♪ Sit quietly from my empty seat ♪

♪ I get up so that I can meet ♪

♪ The one who proposed ♪

♪ I never wanted to end that day ♪

♪ I picked up and left when I should've stayed ♪

[April] Get it out of your mouth.

Oh, my God.

[Roy] What has he got?

-[April retches] -[Roy chuckles]

That is so gross, Teddy.

[Loren] Things with April and Roy seem to be really good.

I mean, they've definitely come a long way,

as far as their closure is concerned,

from the ending of their marriage.

And Roy is a really important part of her life.

I'm going to say Loren.

We're going out.

We're in this for the long haul.

I'm going to get John and the boys

so that they can get cleaned up before Hayli gets here.

[April] Hayli and her husband, Ryan,

are bringing over their brand new baby, Emmitt,

are bringing over their brand new baby, Emmitt,

to meet his papa-gator and his uncles.

That's more boys.

-I know, -Yeah, we know.

[Boy] Than girls!

-We love girls. -No, we don't.

-Yeah, we do. -No, we don't.

-You got here from a girl. -[John chuckles]

-Two girls. -You're welcome.

Remember, Mom and I rubbed our bellies together and had you.

-That's so weird, man. -[Loren laughs]

-That's so weird. -[April] Okay.

[John speaking]

It's definitely gotten closer

to where it was just BFFs.

Johnny gets the quarterback stiff arm.

But...

-Hayli! -Hi, guys.

Oh, you look so good.

All right. Who's ready to meet this little baby?

[April] Hayli is my oldest daughter

from my first marriage.

Roy has raised her for most of her life,

and she considers him her dad.

and she considers him her dad.

[John] Roy, how does it feel, man?

Your baby girl just had a baby.

-Shut up, John. -[April and Loren laugh]

[April] Aw.

[Roy] It was overwhelming.

I don't get to experience those moments

often with the family.

And it's great to come back and see them.

It's also pretty heartbreaking

to know that I'm not always here

to experience all those special moments.

-[John] Hey, little peanut. -[April] Good job, Jack. Good job.

[April] Even though my marriage to John is ending,

[April] Even though my marriage to John is ending,

I've always felt like

we have something very special.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

We have a bond and we've created this family,

and I don't want to see it

be destroyed.

[Hayli] Oh, goodness.

You want to go to your lovey?

Because I know she's just dying to hold you.

[April] I'm dying.

John, everyone was speaking to you.

John, everyone was speaking to you.

We're trying to figure things out,

but you're giving nothing.

Tell me what's wrong?

What's going on? What are you feeling?

[Hayli] Say, "I gotta to go eat now."

Say, "Bye, Pops. I'll see you later."

I'm going to take the boys to go eat.

[Loren] All right.

Have fun.

Have fun.

[April] Bye.

[April] Yes, John. I just did.

Don't do that.

-Don't do that. -Got it.

[John] I'm not putting up with no [bleep] anymore.

[John] I'm not putting up with no [bleep] anymore.

He can take the best moment and make it...

-Ruin it. -...so [bleep] miserable.

[April exhaling]

[sighs]

♪ Life's a beach ♪

♪ So let's party till the sunrise ♪

♪ Eyes on me ♪

♪ Keep on dancing, it's a good time ♪

[Elodie] All right, Mama.

[Elodie] All right, Mama.

Are you ready?

We are picking up Dre.

-Dre? -Yeah, Dre.

[Elodie] It's been a couple of days

since I've seen De'Andre.

He was just in Atlanta

with his mom and his ex.

Hanging out.

And I'm just over here.

Chilling. Waiting.

[Elodie] Yeah, it's Dre!

Are you excited?

Are you excited?

-[Elodie] Yeah? -What's up?

-[Elodie] Hi! -What's up, Mama?

-I missed you. -I missed you, too, Mama.

How are you? How was it?

-Good, I'm good. -The flight was good?

-It was solid. -Yeah?

You've been good?

Yeah?

Yeah, I know, I'm here.

I've hooked up with women with kids before

but, like, me and her,

it was a different type of,

like, "Okay, I really like everything about her."

So now I need to think a little bit different

because being a step-father

because being a step-father

isn't something to take lightly.

I found out my mom's got a new boyfriend, boy toy.

Whatever you want to call it.

But that's good. That's good.

-I'm glad she's with someone. -Yeah.

Is Rowan with anybody?

No, she's not.

And, I mean, she's focused on

her career and stuff like that.

[De'Andre] Speaking of Rowan,

there's actually something I need to tell Elodie about.

Rowan invited me on a trip and I said yes.

Have you ever heard of Sanibel Island?

I don't know. I know it's in Florida.

Oh, thank you.

So you know, I've been travelling a ton for work,

so I've gotten a lot of bonus points

from, like, flying and hotels.

-Yeah. -And I got an email about being like,

"Oh, you can take a friend,

for, like, one of those trips."

I mean it's a few things

that I need to talk to you about,

that I haven't yet.

Should I be worried?

I don't know.

I don't wanna talk to you about it right now, but...

I don't know how she's gonna react, you know?

I don't know how she's gonna react, you know?

I think I should have talked to Elodie before

I decided to go.

[Elodie] Are you really gonna tell me? 'Cause...

[De'Andre] Listen, I was in Atlanta

and, um...

me and Rowan were talking,

and she has, like, this free trip

-that she got offered. -Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

And she gets to bring someone.

So she asked me about it.

She asked me to go.

Going on a trip with her?

By yourself?

Oh...

How do you feel?

I don't know.

I think...

You're asking me if I'm okay...

for you to go...

on a trip...

To where?

Uh, I think it's Sanibel.

-It's like a island. -The island?

[De'Andre] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of, like, a resort type of deal.

Just you and her?

On a private island?

Oh. No, no.

It's not that... It's not that deep.

You think it's okay to go on a private island

with your ex?

with your ex?

Bikinis and cocktails.

That's okay.

Right?

Yeah.

I just...

I just need some time to think about it,

I think.

[sighs] I'm trying not to ruin the night,

and I'm trying to have a good day.

But that was definitely

not what I was expecting.

[Elodie sighs]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ You can understand ♪

♪ The world rolls by when we're in stride ♪

♪ The moon weighs heavy in the sky ♪

♪ They want to see what you will do ♪

♪ They are so jealous of you ♪

I'm Josh, and this is Jennifer.

Baby Mama number one.

My ex-wife.

This is Danielle.

Baby Mama number two.

My current wife.

And that is Baby Mama number three,

Chantel.

Chantel.

And she is the new wife

of my ex-wife.

-[Jennifer laughs] -It's just weird knowing

that Jennifer and Josh, you know, they've had sex.

-Oh, my... -Oh, my God.

Is it anymore weird than you inserting

my ex-husband's semen into your vagina?

-I didn't see his peterbug. -Oh.

Go ahead.

Oh, my goodness.

Yay! [clapping]

She's won!

[Josh] She's on the move.

-[Chantel] Oh yeah, we did good, Josh. -[Josh] We did good.

-[Chantel] Oh yeah, we did good, Josh. -[Josh] We did good.

-Yep. -Wow. [chuckles]

[Danielle] As if we weren't a part of this...

Yeah, wait a minute, what is this we?

[Danielle] Can we do, like, a circle five?

-We all did good. -Yeah.

Okay, ready?

We did good.

[Danielle laughs]

It was definitely a full-team effort

to get me pregnant.

-[Chantel] Hello! -Hi...

[Chantel] Josh and Danielle would come over...

My wife's ex-husband and his new wife,

[whispering] they're doin' it in our house.

Danielle would help Josh...

get some sperm and put it in a sterile cup.

get some sperm and put it in a sterile cup.

[laughing]

Pass it to Jennifer and I.

We'd put it in the syringe,

and then insert it into me.

[Danielle] Put your butt against the headboard

-and put your legs up against the wall. -[Chantel] Sure.

-That helps you drain your lymph system. -Okay.

Oh, my Lordy, Baby Jesus.

And now we are one big happy family,

and Josh is the Baby Daddy of all three of our kids.

-[Josh] Yeah. -[baby cooing]

Come here, chooch.

You're runnin'.

Run, run, run, run, run.

It's almost impossible

to think that, you know, seven years ago,

to think that, you know, seven years ago,

Jennifer and I, we had that painful divorce

and heart break.

Seven years later, here we are.

We're, as a team,

raising three children together

that just all happen to be mine.

This looks so awesome.

Yeah? It came out good?

[Chantel] So today we are having

Camila's first year birthday party.

And we're super, super excited.

I've been planning her first birthday party

for, I don't...

since she was born.

since she was born.

[Chantel] 70 people plus their kids

are gonna be showing up today.

Every time I tell somebody new

about, like, our dynamic and everything,

the first question that they usually ask is,

"Do you guys all live together?"

Always.

They ask me if we all sleep together.

What the [bleep]

Well, we still say, "No, we're not sister wives."

-[Danielle] No! -[Josh] What is a...

What is a sister wife?

-I don't even know what a sister wife is. -It means all the women...

-share one man. -One man.

-You would be... -[Chantel] Oh, Lordy.

-You would be... -[Chantel] Oh, Lordy.

[Josh] Baby Daddy?

Baby Daddy.

Playa Playa.

Well he hasn't jackhammered me.

[Jennifer chuckles]

Oh, Lord.

[Chantel] Y'all slept together,

you two, with Josh, but I did not.

He's still your Baby Daddy.

[Chantel] If he was my Baby Daddy

I would tell him what to do.

I don't tell him what to do.

He's his own man

-when it comes to me. -Wait, do you think

that we should tell him what to do?

-Yes. -[chuckles nervously]

-I tell him what to do. -[baby cooing]

[Josh] At the beginning

we still have these conversations

about, you know, whether I was gonna have feelings

about, you know, whether I was gonna have feelings

towards Camila about not being called Dad.

And it's been an interesting ride the past year.

I mean, I can honestly say that me and Camila

have an emotional bond,

but I completely respect...

um...

you know, Jennifer and Chantel

as far as my role in Camila's life.

If I felt that I needed to take on more responsibility

as far as being called Dad,

you know, getting up with her in the middle of the night,

I think that would be a whole different situation.

But nobody knows our relationship like we do.

But nobody knows our relationship like we do.

-No. -Like, nobody is here day to day

to see the little things.

Sometimes they see the big things,

but they don't see the little things

that go on every single day,

-you know? -[Jennifer] Absolutely.

Right.

Everything that we have to do

to make these wheels go around.

[Danielle] Yeah.

-All for these children. -Yep.

[baby cooing]

[Jennifer] I never thought my ex-husband

would father my new child.

And I never thought my ex-husband

would be the one that was

helping babysit every single day.

Everything I thought never was gonna happen has happened,

so I'm just rolling with it.

-[chuckles] -Yeah.

But we made a pretty big decision

But we made a pretty big decision

that's going to change all of this.

[Chantel] Do you guys think that we should tell everybody today?

Yeah.

It's probably a good idea.

[Chantel] Great.

I think we wanted to tell

everyone about our family decision,

basically just to get it out of the way.

Let all our opinions out,

so we can hash it right on out right now.

[Jennifer] Especially since I already know

my mom is gonna have the largest opinion of them all.

If it goes south, if you guys don't handle it,

If it goes south, if you guys don't handle it,

-the big, bad bitch is gonna come out... -Oh, we can handle it.

...and put everybody in their [bleep] place.

[doorbell rings]

♪ This has never never been done before ♪

♪ I know that we can ♪

♪ This has never, never, never been done before ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ And in the light we can fight ♪

♪ For our new hero ♪

♪ We can take it as a sign ♪

♪ We can take it as a sign ♪

-[Matt] All right, let's do it. Chip chop. -[Chelsea] All right.

[Matt] Get your 1,000 things and let's go.

[Kenzie] Life is just really weird.

I mean, I never thought that in my twenties,

or ever in my life, that my boyfriend's

ex-girlfriend would be living with me

in my house with him and I.

[Kenzie] Would you like me to get the door?

-Can you get the door? -Oh, I mean, I guess... okay.

-Oh you don't wanna get the door, that's okay. -I've got the dog.

All right.

Chelsea's definitely my best friend.

You know, we talk everyday.

She needed help, and so Kenzie and I both

She needed help, and so Kenzie and I both

were totally cool with this situation.

I don't know about that.

You can't speak for Kenzie when she's not around.

Oh, I know how she feels.

She tell me. We talk.

She says, "I love Chelsea so much."

She does like you. Or else you wouldn't be allowed in the house.

She likes ya.

She trusts ya.

Okay.

[Matt] All right. This is your room.

Your crisis quarters.

-Yeah -[Chelsea] Look at our bed.

Bed.

It's nothing special, but it's yours.

Thankfully Kenzie and I do have a guest room.

It's my childhood bed which isn't very comfy.

It's my childhood bed which isn't very comfy.

But Chelsea's already used to it.

She's slept in it before.

Is it gonna work for ya?

-Yeah. -[Matt] Okay.

[in child-like voice] It'll be just fine.

The room's great.

It's a good size.

Good enough room for me and the dog.

But there are photos everywhere

of Matt and Kenzie.

Oh, wow.

Aren't these special.

Aren't these special.

I had Matt hang up a nice little gallery wall

of nine pictures of me and Matt, and...

I mean there are some pretty cute pictures on there.

I mean, there's pictures of us, like, kissing,

and there is a picture of me,

like, on his back with a firework.

And weddings we attended over last four years.

I'm not gonna lie, I may have picked, like...

the most uncomfortable ones for her to look at.

But it's my house, so I'm gonna do what I want.

[Chelsea] Oh, wow.

"The day I became yours. [chuckles]

28th May, 2018."

Isn't that so special.

[Chelsea] Seeing this date on the wall

was the first time that I was aware

of what they considered

the start of their relationship.

We both still lived together,

we both still did everything together.

And we acted as if we were together.

I wouldn't have been in that situation,

and still, like, searching for someone

at that time.

'Cause I wouldn't have felt like that was appropriate

to do if I'm still in a relationship.

Yeah, but we were emotionally done.

-But when you're miserable... -Well, then break up with me.

-You would never do that. -We were already broken up.

-You would never do that. -We were already broken up.

No.

[Matt] Of course we were.

Chelsea acts like your relationship wasn't over

when we started going on dates, but it was.

Just because Matt was still living there,

like, he had an obligation to pay the rent.

But he was still sleeping in the same bed with me.

What do you mean he was sleeping in the bed with you?

Well, when we still lived together,

we still shared the same bed.

Bed, couch. Potato, potahto.

No. Not potato, potahto.

It's pretty clear there,

you're either in the bed or you're not.

you're either in the bed or you're not.

So you're sleeping next to her or you're not.

If the relationship was over

you should have been sleeping on the couch.

Well.

I don't know, it was so long ago.

My memory's a little skewed.

I think you're just making [bleep] up

so that I don't get mad.

It clearly didn't [bleep] affect our relationship

because we're sitting here today.

I shared a bed with her

while we were in the "talking-dating" phase.

It's one thing to be living there,

but it's another thing to, like...

still be sleeping in the same bed

still be sleeping in the same bed

as your ex-girlfriend,

while you're going on dates with me.

Once we pulled the trigger and we were official,

I was at your house every night.

I wanna [bleep] leave.

This is bull [bleep]

♪ I'm so high everything burnin' up ♪

♪ Shawty wanna touch 'cause she can't get enough ♪

♪ Put it in my cup 'cause I'm always in the club ♪

♪ Party with the don really doing what I want ♪

♪ See a pretty thing walking by, looking great ♪

♪ Shawty so bad like a cup I'm gonna chase ♪

[Elodie] Tonight we're having dinner with our friends.

I am introducing De'Andre to my good friend Zoe.

And I'm meeting his friend, Mike.

Oh. [gasps]

[De'Andre] So this is the Zoe.

-Hi! -Oh, wow! Look at you.

[Elodie] I really wanna enjoy this dinner,

[Elodie] I really wanna enjoy this dinner,

but... that Sanibel trip

is just...

It just goes back and back and back

in my head on rewind.

I mean, like, what...

What is she trying to do?

Like, is she trying to rekindle

a little flame between them?

Like, I don't...

I don't know.

-How are you? I'm De'Andre. -Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Zoe, nice to meet you.

-You look fabulous. -Thank you.

I hope you've been told some good things about me.

I've been told good things.

Okay, aight, aight.

But, you know, actions speak louder than words,

so I'mma see what you're about.

Okay, I feel that.

Okay, I feel that.

I'm very protective of Elodie.

If you're honest, if you make my friend happy,

and you're that man that she needs in her life,

then we're cool.

But after her divorce,

she doesn't need to go through heartbreak again.

-Hi. -Yo!

What's up, bruh?

-What's up, man? -You good? How you doing?

-I'm good. How are you? -Lookin' fresh.

Lookin' sharp, dapper.

-You know? -We come with the drip.

Yeah, I feel you.

-Hi, nice to meet you. -How are you?

-[De'Andre] I'm sorry. I'm rude. -I'm Zoe.

[Elodie] This is my friend Zoe.

[Michael] Hi, Zoe. How are you?

-Elodie. Nice to meet you. -This is my lady, Elodie.

Nice to meet you, Elodie.

-So, this is Mike, you know. -[Zoe] Yeah.

-So, this is Mike, you know. -[Zoe] Yeah.

All right, guys, we have the coconut shrimp.

[Michael] Oh, thank you.

[Elodie] We're okay for right now?

We need anything else?

[De'Andre] I think we're solid.

-[all] Thank you. -[waitress] No, problem.

[Elodie] So, let me ask y'all this.

-So let's say... -[Michael] Uh-huh.

...you're dating someone.

And they come at you and they say,

"Oh, like, my ex just invited me

to this island,

and, like, they wanna bring a plus one,

and they, like...

are inviting..."

Would that be okay?

-No. No. -Nah. [chuckles]

-Definitely not. -No.

[Zoe] Not to a island.

-Not to an island, yeah. -What y'all gonna do?

Yeah, so, in the middle of dinner,

Elodie was just, like,

"Hey, would you go on a trip with your ex?"

She just...

And everybody was... "No, no, no."

And I'm like,

"Well, you gotta know the context."

Like, you gotta know what's, like...

I would probably say no

if you just blurted it out, like...

But you gotta know the context and was behind this.

So you don't even know the details.

So you don't even know the details.

So, wait, what's going on?

Like, someone... Your ex invited you to a island?

So yes, my ex did ask me to go on a trip with her.

So she travels a lot.

So she accumulated, like, a couple of points or few...

-I don't know how the system works. -[Michael] Mmm-hmm.

But you know how after a while they're like,

"Hey, do you wanna go to such and such for...

little to no money?"

You know what I mean? Or something like that.

Would I be cool with my girlfriend

going on and island with her ex?

Definitely not.

Things happen on islands.

Sunsets.

Vibes.

I don't think I'll be comfortable.

I don't think I'll be comfortable.

Unless I'm going.

Essentially, it will be like, if you got a trip

and you asked him to go.

I could think that was your man.

But you could say, "This is my friend."

You see what I mean?

But see what you just said now.

-[De'Andre] What? -Exactly.

Exactly what?

You kind of proved the point, like...

-[De'Andre] Of what? -...you just never know,

-like, you don't know what... -You never know.

-But you're looking from the outside. -True. True.

-You see what I'm saying. -True what you say.

I know what it is. I know what it is.

I know this is my girlfriend, and...

That really kinda rubbed me the wrong way a little bit.

That really kinda rubbed me the wrong way a little bit.

But, you know, as her friend I'm protective.

So, I'm like, "Okay.

What's going on?

What is the ramification of this?

Are other people going?"

Like, I need to know the details.

I feel like...

you going would be opening the door

for a possible... something to happen.

Just because, you know, you're far away,

the drinks can be flowin'...

-[Michael] The vibes. -...the vibes,

the island, the romance.

[De'Andre] Everybody was on my ass.

No one at the table

knows my friendship with Rowan.

It's literally, like,

if I went to Sanibel with Mike.

[chuckles]

Same situation.

I've been cheated on in the past,

-so, it's like, -[Michael] Yeah.

I don't wanna look like a fool again.

-Like, I'm too grown for that [bleep] -Yeah.

You know? I'm 28.

I got a kid. I got a great career.

I don't got time for somebody to do me wrong.

I wanna go to bed, like...

-[De'Andre] Happy. -Happy.

...happy, and not even thinking, like,

"Oh, what the [bleep] is he doing tonight?"

[Elodie] I honestly, like, don't even know

how to process the whole thing.

That's why I, like, brought it up.

Because I wanted to, like, see...

another perspective, like, outside of our relationship.

'Cause I'm like, "Okay. Am I tripping,

'Cause I'm like, "Okay. Am I tripping,

am I not?

Like, am I overthinking everything?"

You know, I got what they were saying,

so now I'm just gonna see what he does, and...

we'll go from there, I guess. I don't know.

♪ You turn round and lose my hold ♪

♪ Sometimes I'm fumbling out of control ♪

[April] I'm so [bleep] tired of this.

[sobbing]

Is everything okay?

Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's just John being John.

Seems to take a good moment and just kind of

break it back down.

Honestly, nothing went through my mind

Honestly, nothing went through my mind

when that went down,

because it's very common.

I just did.

There it is.

He's been doing it to me for years.

Well, do you wanna go check on her?

Yeah, I guess so.

Let me...okay.

-Oh, gosh. -[Loren] Oh, my God.

[Loren] But April, you know, she's a lot more sensitive.

-[Loren] Are you okay? -[April] Mmm.

[Roy] The truth is is that

-when you didn't kiss him... -[April sobbing]

-when you didn't kiss him... -[April sobbing]

...it embarrassed him.

[Roy] I can't really relate to John

in this because...

You know, I didn't go through a separation

and a divorce with April where I was...

you know...

right down the road, you know.

No, I mean, I just moved back,

and my stuff was in the garage,

and John lived in the house.

[Roy speaking]

Mmm?

Mmm?

[April] No, Roy, I'm tired of cowgirling up.

-[Roy] Come on. -[April sobbing]

[April] It's tough.

The last few months have been absolutely miserable.

I'm really thankful for my relationship with Loren.

But I am still married to John.

I know it's hard for Loren

to keep watching me be upset by John,

but he can really hurt me.

-[Loren] You all right? -[April] Yeah.

I don't think she's all right, but...

[Loren] Well, I've been married to John,

so I know how much convincing it takes

to keep yourself in a relationship with him.

I can't be mean to somebody

that I shared my life with and loved.

And I'm so tired

-of protecting him... -But he's not.

...and he gets to treat me that way

in front of our family.

And...

take something that was supposed to be

take something that was supposed to be

such a happy time,

and...

put a bad memory with it.

[sniffling]

[Loren] You don't need to let someone

continue to have a power over you

that he does not deserve to have.

He has destroyed me.

I want you to know that, you know...

you know how I feel

about you, and you know I'll always be there for ya.

-It's good to have a companion... -[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

-It's good to have a companion... -[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

...that you always can count on.

-That's-- -Well, that's what she is now.

Look, I'm not lonely anymore.

Because I have Loren.

I don't know what I would have done

the last six months without Loren.

And that's so weird...

to think where we started and where we are, and...

he's been my rock, and...

and I'll always feel safe with Roy.

I'll take you two on a date.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

I'll take you both out.

[all chuckling]

You're full on taco girl these days.

Roy! Damn!

It's so ironic to me, to think that,

here I sit with my ex-husband...

You brought the... Emmitt's?

[speaking indistinctly]

...and my soon-to-be ex-husband's ex-wife,

and they are the ones

that are here picking up the pieces.

This was supposed to be special for y'all.

It was special, hon.

[Loren] Yes.

I love you so much.

-Hi! -Love you, too, Mama.

Hello.

[Matt] I know you just moved everything

and you got settled, but...

Kenzie's parents will be here in 10 minutes,

and we're having a cookout.

What?

[Matt] Kenzie and I didn't tell her parents

that Chelsea was gonna be here,

moved in, and about to live with us.

Yeah, no one knew what was going on.

[Matt] Thank you guys for coming.

-Yeah. -Yes.

It's been a little crazy day.

[Matt] Let me go scrape that grill off real quick.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

[woman speaks indistinctly]

[Kenzie] I was hoping Matt would take the reins

because she is your ex-girlfriend,

you should be the one introducing her to my family.

Yeah, it was pretty [bleep] awkward.

[chuckles nervously]

[exhales sharply]

So, you excited for the party?

Yeah.

[De'Andre] I know Elodie isn't too happy

about me going on a trip to Sanibel with my ex, Rowan.

Just one thing I need to tell you about.

-Oh, God. -Um...

I'm flying both my mom and Rowan in.

This mother [bleep]

And meet you mom and you ex

-at the exact same time? -Yeah.

I was [bleep] pissed.

[Chantel whistling]

Let's go!

[Chantel] So, like everything else,

any time we have a family discussion

it's always three against one.

So we have an announcement for everybody.

So I finally agreed that if we're gonna do this,

we're gonna tell everybody all at once.

After a long deliberation,

we've actually decided that we were all going to...

What I wanna do is enjoy my son's soccer game.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

[Loren] I think we're just at our breaking point.

You are not going to make an ass out of this situation

or of me, the mother of your child.

Sir, yes, sir.

I'm super triggered right now.

Just really need, like, five to ten minutes.