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Who took my Lemoy CD
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NATURE VS. NURTURE
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Surrender, Chode!
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And I will spare the lives of you
and your crew!
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You will?
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Of course not!
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By the way,
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what do you people think of that evil laugh?
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I've been working on it
but I'm not sure it's there yet.
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Frankly it stinks!
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- I didn't buy it.
- It sounded forced. Amateurish.
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Pretty hokey.
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I told you I wasn't ready!
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You people are a useless bunch of sycophants!
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And I'm sick! Sick of it I tell you!
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Hello?! Mr. Hissy fit?
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Could we just finish up here?
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Oh, you're finished alright.
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Before you blow up my ship,
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at least let me release
my precious cargo to you.
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Precious cargo? What is it?
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You know how you love ice cream...
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Oooh! Gimme it! Gimme it! Gimme it!
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Well, this ice cream is photon-torpedo flavored.
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I'll get you Chode...
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Captain, we've only winged them.
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As soon as they recover, they'll come after us.
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Right. Warp speed, Bob!
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Does anyone hear my
"something's horribly wrong" alarm?
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Or has everyone gone deaf?
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We have damage to the warp drive,
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we're going to have to head
for the nearest planet for repairs.
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The closest planet is Muldavia 5.
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Is that the planet where the women
are insatiable nymphomaniacs?!
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- No.
- Damn! Where is that planet?!
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Wow! So this is Muldavia.
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This is the kind of place
I've always dreamed about living in.
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One of my sisters lived in Muldavia once.
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Which one?
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The one I can't stand.
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She's pushy, she's loud, and she's a slut...
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the exact opposite of me!
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Really?
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Zip right into that spaceport there, Bob.
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Zip? If any one cares,
I can't feel my landing gear.
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Don't shoot.
I can explain everything.
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What are they doing?
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For some reason
they're looking at their shoes.
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Maybe it's the way they greet each other.
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Everybody, look at your shoes!
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Greetings.
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Sorry about the cock-eyed landing,
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but my ship's on the fritz and..
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we will repair it immediately!
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Nice try buddy,
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but how 'bout a couple of estimates,
I wasn't born yesterday.
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There is no charge for the work.
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We are honored to have you visit our spacedock.
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Honored? To have Chode?
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They mustn't get many visitors way out here.
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Their behavior is odd.
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In the meantime, may we escort you
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and your entourage into the city?
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By all means.
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Maybe we should stay with the ship
in case it's a trick.
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Good idea. That's smart.
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I meant all of us.
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Not me, I wanna find out
what else is free on this planet.
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Lead the way, my good man.
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What a nice friendly place.
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They treat you like a king!
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Ok, watch the tentacles.
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I'm not gonna steal nothin',
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you can check my pockets on the way out.
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Hey, what kind of screwy mirror is this?
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Brother! At last I've found you!
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Whoa! Stay where you are.
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You may be good looking,
but I'm not afraid to mess you up.
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Don't you see?
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You are my long lost twin!
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I'm King Regis Philbrick,
ruler of all of Muldavia.
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And you are?
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Chode.
Commander of jupiter 42.
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But to tell you the truth,
I don't see any resemblance.
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How bout if I slump like this,
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make my eyes shifty like that,
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and put a wise-ass smirk on my face like so!
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You are my twin! But how?!
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I think I can explain.
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My father,
the late King Donald Pumpus the 27th
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told me I was adopted
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and that I had a twin
somewhere in the universe.
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You mean we're brothers?
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Yes, identical in every way.
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I guess our real parents
couldn't afford to raise two children,
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so they gave me up.
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It must have been heart wrenching.
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I wonder if we were both blessed
with the same happy childhoods.
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I wouldn't bet on it.
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on my fifth birthday,
I got a supercomputer
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programmed with every video game
on the planet.
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What did you get?
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A pack of cigarettes.
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When I was 16,
they gave me my own arabian stallion
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and private riding lessons.
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I had to drop out of school at 16
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to help support our dear old mom and dad.
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I received the best education money can buy,
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you were forced to support our parents.
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I like to think it gave me character.
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You want a date?
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With you!? I'd rather get puked on.
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That'll cost you fifty.
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I'd sure hate to be the loser our parents kept.
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You are the loser they kept.
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but now, fate has brought us together.
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Yeah, so you can gloat.
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Well, forget about it.
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You might have had a perfect childhood,
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you might be rich,
you might be powerful,
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you might have women at your beck and call...
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.. man, I got screwed.
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But look at you now.
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You're the captain of a star ship
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or some kind of sleazy ship.
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Free to roam the universe,
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with not a care in the world.
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Danger! Excitement! Adventure!
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I'm actually quite envious.
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You mean you would rather have had
my childhood instead of yours?
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What are you, stupid?
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Of course not.
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But recently, the bureaucratic burden
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of ruling an entire planet has grown very heavy.
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I wish I could just get on a star ship
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and take off into who knows where!
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Hey, it's not as exciting as it sounds.
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You got it pretty good here bro.
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Chode, what if we switched places?
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I'll take your ship
and be free to do as I please.
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And you can rule here
and live in the lap of luxury.
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Let me think abou... yes!
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What of your crew?
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Do you think they will notice the switch?
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Just pretend you're an arrogant bastard
who thinks only of himself.
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Who needs to pretend?
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I'm King Philbrick,
I'm King Philbrick,
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not Chode but King Philbrick.
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Does his majesty, King Philbrick
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wish anything before he starts the day?
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Your majesty?
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King Philbrick?
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King Philbrick, are you all right?
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Oh me, heh, right, King Philbrick.
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Let's see, just a quick trip to the throne
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and I'll be good to go.
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How am I supposed to take a crap on that?
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There's no hole!
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Greetings! My loyal subjects!
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My god, would you look at that starry sky!
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Think of the infinite possibilities.
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Somebody's had too much coffee.
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Did you sleep well, Chode?
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Who? Oh yes, yes I did.
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Not a care in the world!
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What's on the agenda today?
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Are we going to steal something?
Or con somebody?
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We're trying to lay low.
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The Dark Clowns are still in the area.
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Oh yes, the dark clowns. What fun!
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This is the third damn building
I've dedicated today.
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When do I get to have some fun?
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Well, after this you're giving a speech
at the Ministry of Finance,
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then you're scheduled to tour
the Ministry of the Interior
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and then the Ministry of Defence.
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Where the hell's the Ministry of Booze and Sex?
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Sorry,
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didn't see your finger there.
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Slip that guy a couple of bucks would ya.
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Oh look, time for lunch.
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What should I have... cornish game hen?
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Pheasant under glass?
Duck l'orange?
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What's this?!
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I don't know.
But it was dead, so I cooked it.
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Computer, scan the area immediately!
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Oh, that sounded good.
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A Dark Clown battle cruiser
has us in a tractor beam!
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I'm... trying... to resist but I can't...
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It's Darph Bobo! He's found us.
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Don't worry, loyal crew,
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I'll handle this.
Screen on!
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Screen on. I love this.
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Hello, Chode.
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Or should I just call you dead meat.
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Quiet, insolent knave and be gone!
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You are interrupting my lunch.
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Oh, is that so?!
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Well I'm about to interrupt
your rotten little life
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permanently!
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Keep it up and I will be forced
to send the royal guard after you
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and have you thrown into the dungeon!
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Would now be a good time to remind you
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that we don't have a royal guard?
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Activate the laser shredder!
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I think my phone's ringing...
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I don't hear anything.
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In Muldavia.
I'll just take the shuttle and go answer it.
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come on, come on, come on!
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May I remind you,
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the captain is supposed to go down with the ship.
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I'm not the captain!
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I suspected it for some time.
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Who are you and where is captain Chode?
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Where I should be!
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In the lap of luxury having the time of his life.
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I've never shaken so many hands
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or kissed so many snot-nosed babies in my life.
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What a miserable racket this turned out to be.
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Ooh, a hot bath, that's what I need.
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You rang, your highness.
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A hot bubble bath and hurry.
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I'm sorry sir,
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all of the servants quit today.
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- Why?
- The royal coffers are empty.
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You're flat broke.
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When did this happen?
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I've been telling you this for years,
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but you just kept spending all our money
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on booze and phone sex.
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How am I supposed to pay for booze
and phone sex now?!
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Why, that no good Philbrick should rot in hell!
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That's my line.
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Draw your own tub, fatso!
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Being king sucks the big one.
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We can't break free.
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We'll need some kind of devious trick to get away.
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Only the mind of a sneaky,
twisted weasel of a man can save us!
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Chode, what are you waiting for?!
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He's not Chode.
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No, but I am a sneaky,
twisted weasel of a man.
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It runs in the family.
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Chode's my twin brother.
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I hope you don't mind,
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but I thought it would be fun
if I televised your death.
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The networks are always looking for
the next cheap reality show.
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You have five minutes to live!
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But it will be painfully stretched over 10 episodes.
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Screen off!
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How did I sound?
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I don't want to be totally unsympathetic.
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Try totally pathetic.
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I said screen off!
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Is that so hard?
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I just can't work under these conditions.
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Maybe we can contact Chode
before it's too late.
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Good idea.
Two dirty minds are better than one!
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Chode! Are you there?
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Philbrick, is that you?
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Yes, I need your help.
260
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,708
I'll say you do, you're dead broke!
261
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,052
Oh, that. Didn't I mention that?
262
00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,346
No. You didn't ya skunk.
263
00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:52,660
Well, anyhoo,
Darph Bobo has us in a tractor beam
264
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,798
and is going to kill us on live television!
265
00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:59,916
Oh. Just tell Bobo there's a chest
full of something precious on board.
266
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:02,834
- Like uh, uh...
- uh... ice cream?!
267
00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,966
No I already used that one.
268
00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,365
Wow, we really are twins.
269
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:09,840
Uh, make it chocolate bars this time.
270
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,109
Then, when he demands
the chocolate be sent over,
271
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:15,050
send a box with a thermo nuclear bomb inside.
272
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,641
There's one under my bed.
273
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,190
But won't we be blown up with him?
274
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,482
Nah, they have to turn off the tractor beam
to beam something over.
275
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,311
Tell Six to have the hyper drive ready and boom!
276
00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:28,849
You're outta there and all that's left of Bobo
is some fried clown fritters.
277
00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:31,877
What the hell is that?
278
00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:35,959
Uh... if history is repeating itself,
I'd say it's an ugly violent peasant revolt
279
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:40,180
which usually ends in somebody's royal head
getting lopped off and stuck on a stick!
280
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,382
I'm too young to die!
281
00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:44,741
That's what King Trumpus the 27th
said right before they killed him.
282
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,344
Ooops! Gotta go!
283
00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,918
Philbrick! Are you in there?!
284
00:14:53,488 --> 00:14:56,488
Come out and take your punishment like a man!
285
00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:59,830
I'm sorry, he's not here!
286
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,041
I think he's on the second floor...
287
00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,831
eating cake while you starve.
288
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,986
He's not gonna get away with that! C'mon!!
289
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,136
Greetings, evil one!
290
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:18,647
Oh, what is it!
I'll have you know begging for mercy won't work.
291
00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:22,801
Please accept a small token in hopes
that we may start a dialogue
292
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,873
and resolve the differences between us.
293
00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:27,724
It better be a hell of a big token.
294
00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:31,149
Would a case of chocolate bars be to your liking?
295
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,686
Exactly how stupid do you think I am?
296
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,608
You beam the chocolate bars over
297
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,923
and there's a thermo nuclear bomb inside instead...
298
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:42,807
I have no intention of falling for that...
299
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:50,275
is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
300
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,829
- Dark chocolate.
- With nuts?
301
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,586
- Almonds...
- Almonds?!
302
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,725
Did I say almonds? I meant hazelnuts!
303
00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:04,871
Hazelnuts! Prepare to die!
304
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:09,999
What am I thinking? These aren't hazelnuts,
they're macadamia nuts.
305
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,987
Macadamia nuts?!! With dark chocolate?!
Tell me there's a raisin and I'll...
306
00:16:15,076 --> 00:16:16,402
Well, whatdoyaknow.
307
00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:19,562
I just bit down on a big fat juicy raisin.
308
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:20,992
Lemme think about it!
309
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:23,512
I thought about it. Send it over!
310
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,976
I'm putting the laser shredder in neutral,
but I'm warning you,
311
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,932
one push of a button
and you're all ground beef!
312
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,474
Wow, Uncle Chode, nice going.
313
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:37,127
He's not Chode, he's Chode's twin.
314
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:41,348
Allow me to introduce myself:
I'm King Philbrick of Muldavia.
315
00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,629
Please, no bowing.
316
00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:46,078
You're as arrogant and full of yourself
for no good reason as Chode.
317
00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,757
It's all in the genes.
318
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:50,330
By the way, where'd you get a chocolate bar?
319
00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:53,225
Oh there's a big case under Chode's bed
next to the bomb.
320
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,915
Bastard! And he knows how much
I crave chocolate when I'm in heat.
321
00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:01,042
And judgin' from the looks of ya,
I'm bettin' that's pretty often, galzilla.
322
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:05,020
How would you like a size twelve hoof
up your royal ass?
323
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,849
People, our lives are at stake here.
It's important we focus!
324
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:09,087
She's right!
325
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:13,772
Do those nipples always stay hard?
Sorry. Focus people!!
326
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:21,119
My conscience wouldn't allow me to leave
your highness in his hour of need!
327
00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:24,500
I'm guessin' the roads were blocked
and there's no way out of town.
328
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,650
Bingo.
329
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:27,086
Here's what we're gonna do.
330
00:17:27,153 --> 00:17:29,539
I'm gonna start making some decrees.
331
00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:32,479
From this moment on, prostitution is legal.
332
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,616
The drinking age is lowered to ten.
333
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:38,926
And we're startin' a lottery
to refill the royal coffers.
334
00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:40,982
What do we use for prize money?
335
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:44,903
Oh that's simple. It's just a fraction
of what the suckers pay in.
336
00:17:45,278 --> 00:17:50,714
Oh your highness, why did I ever doubt
your low minded treachery?!
337
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:55,688
And may I add, this silver dress
sets off your eyes beautifully.
338
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,030
Hey, this king's not looking for a queen.
339
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,617
Now get up off your knees and start decreeing,
340
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,777
because I've gotta sneak outta here
to see a clown about a bomb.
341
00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:06,385
But your majesty. We need you.
342
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,768
Oh I'll be back.
Or someone that looks just like me.
343
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:15,013
Warning!
Muldavian royal super shuttle is docking.
344
00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,156
Additional warning,
woman driver at the wheel!
345
00:18:21,842 --> 00:18:25,047
Oh my god!
You could be brother and sister!
346
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,303
What are you doing here, I can handle this.
347
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:30,441
I wanna make sure I'm on this ship
when it goes into hyperdrive
348
00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:34,176
and you're the chump stuck ruling
that bipolar mob in Muldavia.
349
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,630
Is that the only reason you came back?
350
00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:44,071
Hey, you're a bunch of misfits and outcasts,
351
00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:46,591
but your my misfits and outcasts.
352
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:49,309
And well, I've kinda gotten use to ya
353
00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:53,951
Ok, enough mushy stuff. Beat it bro!
354
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:58,017
You know, in your own way,
you're really a king too.
355
00:18:59,028 --> 00:19:01,811
By the way, do my loyal subjects
still want to kill me?
356
00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:04,729
I fixed all that. At least I think I did.
357
00:19:05,902 --> 00:19:09,216
Where is my chocolate
and why are you wearing a dress?
358
00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:11,692
Your chocolate should be there any minute and
359
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:14,211
I am wearing a dress because it's laundry day
360
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,937
and I don't have anything else clean.
361
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:17,461
Well you look ridiculous!
362
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:18,764
You're just saying that
363
00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:22,456
because you couldn't pull this ensemble off
with your chicken legs!
364
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:27,312
Enough!! I want my chocolate bars
and I want 'em now!
365
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,141
We're ready for hyperdrive, sir.
366
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:32,367
Here they come, Bobo.
367
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:35,925
You're gonna love 'em, they're the bomb!
368
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,124
Oh crap. Not again.
369
00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,933
I owe you a great debt.
370
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,276
I've never seen my people so happy.
371
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,769
They've promised to erect
a statue to me as soon as they...
372
00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:55,692
... sober up.
373
00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,438
Hey, no thanks is necessary.
374
00:19:57,505 --> 00:20:00,334
Unless it's in the form of
some under the table kickback.
375
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,726
I'll see what I can do.
376
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:05,195
I find it extremely interesting that
two people raised so differently
377
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:06,610
can turn out so much alike.
378
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,566
Yeah, they're both greedy bastards.
379
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,885
Only difference is one of 'em wears a crown.
380
00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:13,868
Well, in the game of nature versus nurture,
381
00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:18,487
I'd say the score is
Nature: Two, Nurture: Zero.
382
00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:22,450
- Farewell my brother!
- Yeah, see ya around,
383
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,133
but not around Muldavia.
384
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,691
What?
385
00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,779
Were you just trying to see
how the other half lives, uncle Chode?
386
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,917
Maybe he just wanted to walk a mile
in somebody else's heels.
387
00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:38,145
All right, that's it!
Everybody back to work.
388
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:39,559
And I mean now!
389
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:43,205
- Sheesh, what a grouch.
- P.M.S
390
00:20:47,569 --> 00:20:49,668
This is the thanks I get?
391
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,027
This is the last time
I save this bunch of ingrates.
392
00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:55,812
God, these panties are riding up my crack!
393
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,420
You should do what I do, don't wear any!
394
00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:05,212
Eeeew! Just when I was thinking
it was good to be home.
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