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Lions and Tigers and Bear.
Oh My!
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Star date 3156 and a half.
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We've been trapped in a friggin' plasma storm
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for the last 9 days.
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I don't know how much more we can take.
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The crew's about ready to lose it!!!
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Well... some people handle stress better than others.
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What's wrong with him?
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We ran out of beer a half hour ago.
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You know, when I get nervous,
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I knit.
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It takes my mind off things.
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That's what you need.
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A nice fun hobby
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I've got one.
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It's called whacking off!
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Charming.
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How 'bout a movie, Captain?
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Good idea.
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I vote for 'Beaches'!
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Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!
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Terminator 27!
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I was thinking more along the lines of
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"Debbie Does the Delta Quadrant".
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Sweeet.
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Bob? Bob!
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Is the storm over yet?
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No. Now quit hiding.
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We wanna watch a movie.
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Sorry, all the discs have been wiped clean
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by an electro magnetic pulse from the plasma storm.
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Oh, except this one:
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"Swept Away", starring Madonna.
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Why didn't Earth pass a law to stop
that woman from acting?!
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Well from what I've been reading
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in this ancient earth history book,
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they were too busy persecuting
a young girl named Monica Lewinsky.
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I've read this book twice
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and I still can't figure out what she did wrong.
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Sluts of a feather flock together.
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What did you just say?!!
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Oh, I said.
"We've had a change in the weather".
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Six. Where are we?
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We're passing Floridia 7, sir.
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Floridia 7?!
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Dudes, that's the spring break planet!
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Oh it's faaabulous.
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I was there ten years ago
for a robot convention.
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Sunshine, palm trees, miles of beaches...
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Any, ah, teenage girls in bikinis?!
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Oh, thousands of them, all sloppy drunk
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and desperate to get laid. Yech!
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Bob! Floridia 7
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and step on it!
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One moment, Captain.
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Floridia 7 is in the middle
of a heated political battle
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between the Dark Clowns and the Confederation.
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Both of them are running candidates for president.
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In my opinion,
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it would be good to stay far away.
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These are the kinds of decisions
the starship captain dreads.
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Frankly, I'm of two minds.
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One head says I would be needlessly risking
my crew, my ship,
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and possibly all our lives,
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but my other head keeps whispering
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"hot...college girl... booty".
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Give me a second to think this over.
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Floridia 7 it is!
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Party!!!
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Nice legs.
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What time do they open?
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Eeeew, gross.
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Name of reservation.
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This trip was sort of impromptu
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and I may have forgotten to have a member
of my crew make the necessary...
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Name of reservation?
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Show some respect, dude.
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This is the Captain Chode!
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Did you say Chode?
Captain Chode?
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That's right.
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You are on our list.
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I am? I mean of course I am.
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Did you hear that?
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They have my name on the vip guest list
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Not that list.
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On the most wanted list.
Security!
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This was such a good idea.
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Hey, look on the bright side.
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We're staying in the hotel for free.
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Captain Chode?
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My name is Klak Klownman.
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I'm running for president of Floridia 7
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and I need your help.
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The last time I voted was in
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a Miss Shaved Kitty Contest.
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So I think you're barkin' up the wrong tree, fella.
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Au contraire Captain.
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What I need right now is a lowlife bottom
feeder who'll do anything for a buck.
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Oh. Well in that case, I'm your guy.
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Captain,
I'm in the political fight of my life.
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My opponent, George Goodfellow,
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is an arch conservative family values
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spouting goody goody who's killing me in the polls.
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I'm desperate!
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Ah, sorry buddy, I'm not political.
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Maybe you'll change your mind after you see this.
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Hello, I'm George Goodfellow.
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I want to keep this kind of
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space scum off our planet and off your daughter.
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George Goodfellow, he's taking out the trash
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one piece at a time.
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Paid for by the people to elect G. Goodfellow
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instead of the sleazy clown.
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Well, what do you think about that?!
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Doesn't that make you wanna get the bastard?!
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To each his own.
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Eh, besides, I show my face and I'm dead meat!
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Perhaps.
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But Goodfellow doesn't know your crew.
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They could easily pose as campaign workers,
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infiltrate his headquarters here in this hotel,
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and find something damaging I can use to ruin him.
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Captain, this could be very dangerous.
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I'll pay you double your usual fee
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and you can stay in the hotel for free
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as my guest.
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Not so fast! Six is right!
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Mini bar included?
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Wait a minute, if Goodfellow catches us,
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he'll lock us up or worse, kill us!
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Hm! Would you shut up?
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He just said yes to the mini-bar!
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You got yourself a deal!
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- Well?
- Well what?
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You've been walking back and forth for 2 hours!
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What's the plan?
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Ok, here it is.
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You two sleep in that bed.
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And you two sleep in the other bed.
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And I get that bed to myself.
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If I score with some chick
you guys wait in the bathroom till I'm done.
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If any of you score...
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eh, take 'em someplace else.
I need my sleep!
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Captain. I believe what he meant was,
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what is the plan to trap Goodfellow?
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Oh that plan. Ok.
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Six, you'll pose as a speech writer
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get 'up close and personal with the ah candidate'.
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And while you are doing some
late night 'polishing' on his uh 'speech',
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Whip and I will snap
some incriminating photos.
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- Gus?
- Yes?
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You'll go in undercover as a hotel chambermaid
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to open the curtains so we can get the photographs.
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What about me?
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Stay outta sight and outta the way.
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Last thing we need is you screwing things up.
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Well! I didn't want to be a part of
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your stinky little peabrain plan anyway.
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I'm perfectly content to stay here and read.
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Alright, let's do it!
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Who does that purple portajohn
think he's talkin' to?!
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Stay outta sight?! Stay outta sight!
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May I help you?
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Hello.
I'm Monuka Blewinsky.
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I'm the daughter
of a wealthy campaign contributor who
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prefers to remain anonymous.
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- Yes?
- I'm an intern, silly.
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Here to work under the candidate.
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We're short of volunteers,
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but we're not that short.
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Listen bitch.
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You're gonna be wearin' your teeth
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as a necklace in about ten seconds
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unless I get a job here!
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Ok. Here's a campaign button.
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Go right over there and start stuffin' envelopes.
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Welcome aboard!
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People ask me:
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George, what do you stand for?
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Well I'll tell you.
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Everything and nothing.
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I'm no double-speaking career politician.
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I'm just someone who's been on the outside
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long enough to know
what needs to be changed on the inside.
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But not so inside that I don't care about the outside.
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Help yourself by helping me.
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Vote George Goodfellow in tomorrow's election.
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Oh Mr. Goodfellow!
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Could I talk to you alone?
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Boys, I'll be up in a minute. Yes?
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That was such an inspiring speech.
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I have goose bumps all over my body.
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I can see 'em.
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They're huge.
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The goose boobs, bumps I mean.
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My friends call me Six.
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Well, I'd love to be one of your friends.
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Actually, I came here to try to get a job
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as one of your speech writers,
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but I see you don't need my help getting off...
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a good speech.
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Nonsense.
Tomorrow's acceptance speech is a mess.
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Why I'd love to work "one on one with you"
in a "closed door session"
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where we could "bang out all the kinks".
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Can you meet me upstairs in 15 minutes?
Room 10002?
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I'll be there.
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Sorry to startle you sir,
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but campaign headquarters needs
your signature on these papers.
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I'll get 'em.
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.
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I gotta go.
I just realized I'm late for something. Anything.
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Wait a minute!
I need to ask you something very important.
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Gotta light?
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Maid. I clean now. Ja.
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Thank you.
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Naughty boy.
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Boys!...
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- That'll be all.
- Oh, oh dear...
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Come in.
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Hi. There's no desk in here.
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I hope you don't mind the bed.
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I find that's where I do my best work.
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You sure you know what you're doin'?
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Yep. Not to worry.
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Alright... now go very...
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very... slow.
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Yes sir.
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God you're hot.
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Did someone just fly past the window?!
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Some people will do anything
to get out of paying their bill.
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I've almost got this thing figured out.
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Would that manual next to the controls,
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possibly be of any help?!
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I'll take a look at it if I get in trouble.
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Oh... you're in trouble believe me.
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Now take me to the right floor!
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Wow. What do you call that?!
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Position number 403:
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"The back door to paradise".
only 247 to go.
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Look at this funny float I found.
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If you blow on that little purple thing sticking up,
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I'll float even better.
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Ok. See ya' around.
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Wait a minute, what's your hurry?
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You're a busy man.
I've taken up enough of your time.
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You're a sex cyborg.
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I knew it. You were too good.
Who owns you?!
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That's none of your business.
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Even if you won't tell me,
it doesn't matter anymore.
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I don't know why, but I... love you.
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Of course you do,
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and you always will
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until the day you die.
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Where's Whip with those pictures?
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And where in the hell are T'Nuk and Six?
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So... you thought I was too stupid and obvious
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to be a part of your pathetic little plan.
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You're looking at the new girl at
Goodfellows' campaign headquarters.
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If you're the new girl,
I'd hate to see what the old girl looks like.
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That's all you know how to do,
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tear people down.
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Well, the Monica's book has taught me
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that anything is possible.
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There are no more limits!
265
00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,991
Anybody know where a pretty girl
can get a needle and thread?
266
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,715
No. But I know where you can get one. C'mon.
267
00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:57,468
- Well?
- The camera was pretty banged up,
268
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,490
but I was able to retrieve six shots from the memory.
269
00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:04,221
Bingo!
270
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,449
Good work, babe.
271
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,825
Hey! What'd I do?
272
00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:11,344
Oh, let's see. I wanna know if all this was worth it.
273
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,601
Oh dear. Mrs. Goodfellow's
not gonna wanna frame this one.
274
00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:16,666
He's leaving her after he's elected.
275
00:13:16,739 --> 00:13:20,364
He told me so.
He loves me and I love him.
276
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,026
You're not programmed to love.
277
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,132
You're programmed for lust.
278
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,899
See?! What are you doing?!
279
00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,470
I can't let you destroy my man.
280
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,172
Don't worry Uncle Chode,
I have the original on this disc.
281
00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:36,164
You spit that back. That's an order.
282
00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:38,009
I'm through taking orders from you.
283
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,797
I'm going back to george.
284
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,437
He treats me like a lady,
285
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,421
not just some "piece of ass".
286
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,573
Eh, you're not just a piece of ass to me!
287
00:13:45,622 --> 00:13:48,144
A lot of the time, I'm thinking about your boobs too!
288
00:13:48,652 --> 00:13:50,936
What'd I say?
What'd I say?
289
00:13:51,302 --> 00:13:52,828
.
290
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:55,597
Those caviar omelet's really hit the spot.
291
00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,948
- More champagne
- Don't mind if I do.
292
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,110
I'll take some champagne if you're pourin'.
293
00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,730
Wait a minute, you don't drink.
You're a robot.
294
00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,567
I know, but it's free.
295
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:07,906
I'll get it.
296
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:11,359
If that's room service,
tell them we need more of everything.
297
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:13,710
Especially the Dom Perignon.
298
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,824
Doesn't that stuff cost a fortune unc?
299
00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:17,587
Ah, that's Klownman's problem, not--
300
00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:21,285
under no circumstances are you to bring anything else
301
00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:23,815
to this room full of free loaders!
302
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,015
Yes sir!
303
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:28,342
Screw this up, Chode, and you're a dead man.
304
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,715
You, and this tin fairy here,
and that teenage pimple factory,
305
00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:34,045
will wish you were never born!
306
00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:36,993
Just for purposes of accuracy, I wasn't born.
307
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,053
I was created in a lab.
308
00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,988
Heeeelp!
309
00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:45,269
I don't know what's worse:
A death threat or a dizzy queen.
310
00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:48,719
If you want me, Goodfellow,
just whistle.
311
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:51,217
You know how to whistle, don't you Goodfellow?
312
00:14:51,242 --> 00:14:53,691
Just put your lips together
313
00:14:53,736 --> 00:14:55,108
and blow...
314
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,549
Are you decent?
315
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,508
I hope no.
What fun is that?
316
00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:02,369
Now that Six has jumped ship.
I'm counting on your... help.
317
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,329
Too late.
318
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,317
I'm starting a business
designing mediocre handbags
319
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:09,327
like Monica Lewinsky did
after she left the white house.
320
00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:11,703
They didn't appreciate her either.
321
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:13,927
Please don't, you're my last resort.
322
00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:15,545
Why else would I be here?
323
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:18,997
Are you sure I'm not goin'
to "mess" things up for you?
324
00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:20,254
We're sorta under the gun here.
325
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:22,660
I really need you to sneak around headquarters
326
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,418
and dig up some dirt fast.
327
00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:27,378
- You do?
- Yes... dig up as much dirt as you can.
328
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,994
Ok. If you say so.
329
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,574
I don't see how this is gonna help.
330
00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:01,842
What's the plan now Uncle Chode?
331
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,172
He doesn't have one
and they say Goodfellow's already way ahead.
332
00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:08,405
Well, I suppose the only thing left
is to do the right thing.
333
00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:10,841
Admit you failed and return the advance?
334
00:16:10,872 --> 00:16:14,031
No, take Klak Klownman's money and run like hell!
335
00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:16,971
Going someplace?!
336
00:16:17,282 --> 00:16:19,068
Uhhh. Uh. To find you...
337
00:16:19,431 --> 00:16:21,024
and... tell...
338
00:16:21,217 --> 00:16:23,753
you... uhhh... good luck today!!
339
00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,945
Listen you purple pile of puke.
340
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,191
You'd better pull a rabbit outta your ass
341
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,916
and come up with something fast
to win me this election
342
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:35,262
or my boys here
are gonna use you for batting practice.
343
00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:38,281
Yeah, we're on top of the situation.
Right now,
344
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,735
members of my crackerjack team
are working tirelessly on your behalf!
345
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,431
Don't waste your vote on a lousy clown.
346
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,359
Vote Goodfellow!
347
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,331
Uh, well, she's undercover...
348
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:53,560
and part of a plan so elaborate and sophisticated,
349
00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:56,599
I dare not reveal it, even to myself.
350
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,249
For your sake, she better be.
351
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:02,120
By the way, I took the precaution
of having your ship impounded.
352
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,979
Pity, you had so many unpaid parking tickets.
353
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,196
Goodfellow--
354
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,852
--bought and paid for--
355
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,303
--crook--wife in jail!
356
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,891
Now slow down T'Nuk.
357
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:19,834
I haven't seen you this winded
since you got your super sonic vibrator.
358
00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:22,700
He's got his real wife
and kids locked up in the basement.
359
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,423
Those are robots in their place.
360
00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:25,626
We've gotta tell Chode!
361
00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:29,149
Now you just wait right here,
and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
362
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,482
Alright, but hurry.
363
00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:32,388
I'm glad you told me this.
364
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:35,355
You know of course
it's not true.
365
00:17:35,439 --> 00:17:36,958
I didn't think so.
366
00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:39,558
Now be a darling and get me a coffee and a sandwich.
367
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:41,199
I haven't eaten a thing today.
368
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:44,498
Yes, George,
whatever you say.
369
00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:48,496
I need a big fat problem taken care of, right away.
370
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,563
- Mrs. Goodfellow?
- Yes.
371
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,808
I'm not programmed for dishonesty.
372
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,917
So I must confess to you that
I love your husband, and he loves me.
373
00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:05,218
After the election,
374
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,555
he plans to divorce you so he can be with me.
375
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:08,727
You seem like a nice person,
376
00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:11,768
I hope it doesn't cause you
too much emotional distress.
377
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,568
Nice to meet you.
378
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:15,360
Teach kids to read.
379
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:19,149
Do you understand what I just said to you?
380
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,594
Ask my husband,
381
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,456
he wears the pants in the family.
382
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,407
I'm in love with your husband!
383
00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:26,267
Nice to meet you.
384
00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:27,794
Teach kids to read.
385
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:30,470
It takes a village, just say no.
386
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:35,030
It takes a village, just say no.
387
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,869
T'Nuk was telling the truth!
388
00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:38,933
Why didn't I see it?!
389
00:18:41,311 --> 00:18:43,606
That bastard.
390
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,355
History is about to repeat itself.
391
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:53,834
But this time it's the president
that's gonna be brought to his knees!
392
00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,255
This is a win,
393
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,068
not just for me, George Goodfellow,
394
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,859
but for all good fellows everywhere.
395
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,073
I was an innocent young intern,
396
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,410
minding my own business,
397
00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,065
until that pervert
398
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:15,652
sprayed his baby gravy all over me!!
399
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,155
I never touched that... that...
400
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,561
What is that thing?!
401
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,292
Arrest that man.
402
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,968
He kidnapped his own family
and replaced us with robots!
403
00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:28,814
By the way,
404
00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:32,687
did I mention that I'm starting
my own line of handbags?
405
00:19:34,045 --> 00:19:39,179
This is not a time for anger.
This is a time for forgiveness.
406
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:44,119
I reach out my hand
to the supporters of my opponents.
407
00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:50,077
Captain,
we have a transmission from Floridia 7.
408
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,550
- It's President Klackman.
- Put him on.
409
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:56,763
Chode, my dear, dear friend,
how can I ever repay you?
410
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,268
Cash'll do fine.
411
00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:02,135
How can I ever show you
what your support and loyalty have meant to me?
412
00:20:02,224 --> 00:20:03,835
Just pay me what you owe me!
413
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:06,013
How do I tell you...
414
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,782
... you're not gettin squat!
415
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,999
Why, you two faced liar!
416
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,358
I prefer the term "politician".
417
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,133
I'm not movin' until I get my money!
418
00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:17,267
Perfectly understandable.
419
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,196
Attention home planet security,
420
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,034
we have an intruder.
421
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:22,870
Fire photon torpedoes!
422
00:20:23,574 --> 00:20:25,593
Captain, 30 seconds to impact.
423
00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:28,882
Oh, frig it all!! Get us the hell out of here!
424
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:35,386
You didn't really fall for that dirty rat, did you?
425
00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:38,034
No, I know now it wasn't real,
426
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,608
but at least I felt something,
even if it was painful.
427
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,956
I know what it's like to have a pain in your heart.
428
00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,385
- You do?
- Yeah.
429
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,948
Turns out I'm allergic to canubian pickles.
430
00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:49,946
They give me the worst heartburn.
431
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,166
Oh, good to see my sex slave smilin' again.
432
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:58,310
- Now what?!
- Not one handbag sold!
433
00:20:58,378 --> 00:20:59,853
Not one!
434
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,636
I don't know, you may have sold one.
435
00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:04,800
Hm! Are these unisex?!
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