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I can't do it!
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TRIPPING THE RIFT - 1X04 -
SIDEWALK SOILER
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We've got rows and rows of the
best pre-owned cloaking devices in the galaxy
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and we'll give you a free copy of
"Venetians gone wild" just for testin' one out!
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If you don't buy one of our refurbished cloaking
devices today, I'll sex-up this domesticated lama!
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Hurry...half off if you come nowwwwwww!
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Half-off!
That's almost a 50% savings!
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I was almost there.
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- Sorry Six, I'm a bit distracted.
- I noticed.
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I just feel the longer we float out here uncloaked
we're just sittin' ducks for Darph Bobo
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and his crew of evil clowns.
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Fine. We'll beam down and pick up a cloaking
device... just as soon as you finish me off.
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Well...our moment may have passed.
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I think we can get that moment back.
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Has Chode been a good boy?
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Oh no!
Chode's been a bad boy.
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and you need to be changed.
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I got to level 2199!
I got to level--
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I am suddenly blind.
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Well sometimes that happens in space...
for no reason at all.
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And just as soon as we get back from
planet Snozzle, we'll get that looked at.
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- Isn't Whip coming with us?
- Ahhh no, no, he's got homework.
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Let's go, let's go...
okay Bob three to beam down.
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- I'm trying... but I can't do it!
- Remember, Bob:
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The word "can" is the first part of can'T.
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I know, but I can'tbecause something is beaming aboard!
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Ahhh! Clownzooka chew-n-spit gum!
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A man of refined tastes.
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"A door is not a door when it's a jar!"
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- That kills me!
- If only it were that easy.
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Yumberry surprise!
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Wait, we don't even know who sent it or why.
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It's probably a gift from someone I saved
on this or that planet years ago
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who never got around to properly thanking me.
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Yes, the most optimistic, vainglorious
explanation is usually the right one.
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yam and coke!
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Whip's gone blind!
Whip's gone blind!
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Well he has been listening
to an awful lot of alterna-rock.
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If you quit badgering him about how it happened,
maybe it'll clear up on its own!
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Bob. Three to beam down. Now.
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Where are we?
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We're supposed to be right
in the middle of Sailor Pete's lot.
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Yeah, sorry about that. Bob's tracking
device is off by around a mile.
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Well, between one and 750 miles.
- C'mon. It's this way.
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It doesn't take much to make
these imbeciles happy.
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Ohhhh! Blueberry quail!
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I have to say this is my kind of planet.
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Manicured lawns, sensible gardens
and you could eat off the streets!
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How do the Snozzilians keep their planet so tidy?
- Beats me.
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You. In the purple.
Step away from the gum!
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Just like in my dream!
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Coming through, coming through...
is that what I think it is?
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Oh yeah. It's gum alright. This thing's
been chewed on more than my ex-wife.
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Can you believe this?
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Apparently the death penalty isn't a strong
enough deterrent to the chronic polluter.
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My dad was killed by a chronic polluter...
just like you.
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If I hadn't already started my report,
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I'd pop you, your family, friends... and crew.
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- I hate paperwork.
- We'll just be going now...
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- Wait, what happens to him?
- Oh we'll take "good care" of him.
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- Why'd you do it?
- Well it is called chew-n-spit gum
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- Did you grow up in a broken home?
- Hey! Leave my family out of it!
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... When he comited his unconcious...
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All the Snozzilians wanted was a chance to livein peace and harmony on a planet free of debris.
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But their dreams of tranquility,cleanliness and brotherhood were stained
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by a purple menace known as...
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"The sidewalk soiler."
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And for only 150 lorinian dollars,
you can watch
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"the sidewalk soiler" receive his
"just desserts"
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live on payyyy tv!
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Justice may not be pretty,but it makes greaaaaaaaaat television!
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So tune in this saturdayand watch
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"good" triumph over "evil"
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Oh man, now I really wish I wasn't blind.
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I mean, so I could help save Uncle Chode.
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This is serious.
We have to make some hard decisions.
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I think it's only fair that I get Chode's room.
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Now just a second, you tri-breasted beast.
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I am chief engineer,
and if Chode comes to an untimely end..
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... then I would be set free.
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- Then it's settled. I get Chode's room!
- Yes... I guess you do.
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Dude, now that you're free,
where are you gonna go?
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Well, I've always wanted to visit Alpha Centuri,
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the fall there is quite lovely...
- Gus isn't going anywhere.
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I don't have to make Alpha Centuri my first stop?
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No, Gus isn't going anywhere
and T'Nuk's not getting Chode's room
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because Chode is still alive
and he's still captain of this ship!
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We need to come up with a plan to rescue him.
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- Call it.
- Heads!
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- Tails.
- You got to be bad cop last time.
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- What did I tell you?
- Professionals don't sulk.
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Thank you.
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Shouldn't I have my lawyer present or something?
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Oh don't worry, I'm here to make sure
you're not mistreated.
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Okay "soiler", let's see if lady luck
is shining on you today.
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Oh good! If you answer honestly,
we might not even have to spin again!
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Great! Ask away!
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I'm gonna ask you once, once
and you'd better start singin' like a castrato.
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What's a castrato?
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Well, during the late 1600s,
male opera singers with any talent
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would have their balls barbarically snipped
so they could hit these remarkable high notes.
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I want to know who else was involved
in this plot, and I want to know now!
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There wasn't any plot!
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I see. So you just expect me to put on a bib,
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grab some salt'n'pepper
and swallow all your bullshit
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- Hey! Watch the language.
- Sorry.
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You got five seconds to cough up
either names or blood, you hear me soiler?!
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5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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Wait! Which one of you
is supposed to be "the good cop"?
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Sorry, that would be me.
Can we have a second here?
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Hey, you're doing really good.
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He can be kind of a "Snarling Sam" sometimes,
but he's just trying to find out the truth.
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I'm telling you the truth!
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Really? 'Cuz if there's something
you're holding back from him,
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you can just tell me and...
he'll never even have to know.
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For the last time:
I'm not holding anything back!
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I am not part of any conspiracy!
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I am not part of any conspiracy!
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The obviously guilty "sidewalk soiler"
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pretty much sealed his fate
as he confessed to "acting alone"
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when he committed his unconscionable gum crime.
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Reactions to what is sure to be one helluva
execution when we come back from these messages
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that are critical to our network's very survival--
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- So that's it then.
- Yes. He's... screwed.
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Tragic, tragic. But life goes on!
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Yes, I'd like to make reservations
for Alpha Centuri one way, first class...
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Now listen up, you can go to alpha centuri,
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but it'll be in pieces if you don't
help me rescue Chode, got it?
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Of course. Anything I can do to help,
you can count on me.
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And me!
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Good, because I'm going to need all of you...
what is that racket?
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What? A percentage of the sale
goes towards his defense!
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Will I take your case,
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I am in the process
of defending a boy on planet 10
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who is accused of serially
molesting several innocent priests,
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the daughter of a zirconium diplomat
who is accused of selling herself on ebay,
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and I am currently accused
of murder by an ex-lover,
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who happens to be the D.A. Prosecuting this case!
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Well we gave it our best shot.
Do you validate?
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Sorry to have taken your time.
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I didn't say I wouldn't take the case, "miss thing."
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I just think it would be a shame to watch
an adorable purple hunk like Chode
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be put to death while he's still so... handsome.
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Tell me, is there someone special in his life?
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You'll have to ask him that.
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Very well.
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I just need a few minutes to make myself
presentable, and then I guess we should meet...
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... the accused.
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This is Penelope Schlubb,
she'll be defending your life.
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Huh? Oh yes. Yes, nice to meet you.
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No, the pleasure is all mine.
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So...tell it to me straight do
I got a shot at licking this thing?
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I'm not going to lie to you Chode.
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There is a slim chance of conviction since
they do have you spitting out the gum on videotape,
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corroborated by several eyewitnesses
and your own confession. But...
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juries are impressionable.
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And I can be very, very... persuasive.
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Thank you..."Captain Chode"...
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for your purchase of..."the sidewalk soiler's electrocution."
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A payment in the amount of"150 lorinian dollars".
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has been deducted from your account.
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Enjoy the show!
- Oh, don't worry, I will!
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Let's get ready to dish out
10,000 volts of impartial justiiiice!
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Pay tv and hovercraft flying ships presents
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"the trial and electrocution of... the... century"!
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Just trust me. As long as we stay together,
everything's going to be okay.
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- We're going to win this thing.
- Well if you're convinced, then I'm convinced.
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Hey soiler, it's time for your last rights.
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Hey, Penelope, what's with the blues?
I thought you said you could lick this thing!
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One way or another,
I'm going to get you off. Promise.
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And now... a little quiet, please,
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as intergalactic recording sensation Morona Kerrywill sing "the star spangled banner."
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Hello, Cleveland!
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Ohhhhh
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say can you seeeeeeeeeee...
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and the home
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of the braaaaave!
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Isn't she something?
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It wouldn't be a trial without our next guest.
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She's known affectionately as "the frying judge",
but it's not because of her cooking skills!
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Say hello to Judge Juliiiiiiie!
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You are filth! You are a disease!
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Your honor, those comments might not
be entirely appropriate prior to...
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Hey, little Miss Piglet,
do you think this is a slop-a-teria?
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- Is that why you have your mouth open?
- I really don't appreciate..
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Who cares what you'd appreciate?!
This is my courtroom!
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See? Robe? Gavel? Judge?
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Now set your curly-tail back
in the trough and shut up!
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She's feisty for a grandmother, isn't she?
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And it wouldn't be a trial without the purple pest
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who started it all:
Captainnnnn Choooooode!
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How are you doing today Chode?
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Well Michael, I've had better days,
but I've got my posse here
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and I feel like I'm going to walk
out of here with the big "w".
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Wow! How 'bout that optimism?
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- Whatcha writin' Gus?
- Huh? Oh just taking notes to help Chode win.
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And now our legal referee
Mills Paine will go over the rules.
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Now, let's have a good clean trial.
I don't want any funny business.
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When I say break,
I want you to break. Got it?
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Chode, just to show that
there are no hard feelings, here.
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Bacon'n'peppermint?! That's my fave, hey!
It was you who sent the gum!
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I told you that one day revenge
would be mine and that day has arrived!
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Why you floppy-shoe-wearin' son-of-A...
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Okay, break it up, break it up!
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- What was that all about?
- Bitch set me up.
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Shhh, the jurors are lip-readers.
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I've had my eye on Chode's closet for some time.
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A bachlorette needs her...
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So using the videotape, eyewitness
corroboration and your own stupid confession,
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you should be found guilty
and executed before you can soil again!
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So all one-way tickets to Alpha Centuri
are non refundable, eh? Book it!
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That's why I expect you will find him
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guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
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This purple victim grew up
in the lap of poverty with no real father,
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and a young, sexually active mother.
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It was no picnic being the runt of the family,
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but young Chode was clever,
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doing whatever he had to do in order to survive
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before rising up to become
the captain of his own ship,
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performing humanitarian missions,
feeding the hungry...
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by his own admission, he was ignorant
of the laws in Snozzleland.
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He deeply regrets his transgression and has
told me and several members of the clergy
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that the experience has made him
a more responsible citizen of the world
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and he feels with the lessons he's learned,
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he could set an example
for troubled youth and pregnant teens...
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so I ask you...
ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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citizens of the world
and most honorable judge...
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- hey... hey! I can see!
- Oh shut up!
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I'm asking you for the good
that lives inside each one of you,
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for the good of the nations,
for the good of world peace...
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please don't convict this sweet,
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handsome, beautiful, thoughtful...
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- Go on...
- I... can't, your honor. I'm sorry.
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I feel emotionally involved with my client.
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I am going to have to recuse myself
due to my high ethics and morals
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I'm sure that's just a technicality.
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Despite that eloquent speech,
I have no choice but to instruct you
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to disregard the defense statements.
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- Everything?
- I'm afraid so.
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Well, in that case,
we find the defendant guilty as charged,
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and sentence him to death by slow electrocution.
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Well... I guess this is it, old friend.
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You finally got your freedom.
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I would give it all back
just to have one more day with you.
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- Really?
- Well, no.
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But life won't be the same without you sir.
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Don't cry there Chode,
there's still one man who can save you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are honored
to have with us tonight the governor!
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That is if we had a governor...
but we don't! Ha! Ha!
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Did you see his face folks?!
We really had him goin'!
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- Wait - wait!
- What is it now?
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I never had my last meal!
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Actually, whatever you ate yesterday
technically was your last meal
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He's wired and ready to go!
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Tell T'Nuk bye for me, okay?
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Where do you think you're going?
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The chair's power supply is in the basement.
You and Whip take the stairs
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and I'll go around and meet you there.
Now!
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We'll never get past them.
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You didn't let me finish!
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I was going to say we'll never
get past them without help from Six.
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So Chode, isn't it ironic
that after all our battles,
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it ends here,
in a small planet in the middle of the...
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Are you gonna bore me to death?
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Just pull the fucking Lever
you gin-blossomed circus queen!
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That's it! Goodbye Chode!
I'll see you in hell!
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Die! Die! Die!
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.
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You're gonna fuck this up too aren't ya,
you strawberry cocked pie fucker!
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You will not ruin
my glorious moment of revenge!
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Check on the power supply,...
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...and take some men with you!
- Sir, yes sir.
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Oh! They're coming!
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You have got to be the dumbest
fucking Clown in the entire universe.
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I got handed to you on a silver platter
and you still managed to...
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You were saying...?
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Oh, daddy...
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Mercy! Mercy!
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Mercy, mercy!
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The court has decided to show mercy
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and let the accused go
with electrocution time served.
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Oh... is this heaven...?
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Come on Chode... let's get you to bed.
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You may have dodged
death's cream pie today Chode,
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but mark my words with a red grease pencil,
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the next time you might not be so lucky!
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God that broad's ugly!
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