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No!I'm too young to die!
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TRIPPING THE RIFT - 1x02 -
MUTILATION BALL
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Captain's log,
star date somethin' or other...
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I decided to do
some dirty dancing with Six.
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I'm just killing time till the big game starts.
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But she doesn't know that.
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Ahem. I'm right here.
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I can hear every word.
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For god's sake,
stop spying on me, woman!
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Besides, I would never intentionally be
that insensitive and rude!
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I'm clearly not that type of guy.
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The game's starting!
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The game's starting!
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How many was that?
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One.
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Quit your slackin'!
The big game starts in 45 seconds!
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Hustle, boy! Hustle!
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Kathy, we only have one of these
beautiful little dipper dollies left!
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Yes, connie, they're going fast.
Our viewers better hurry!
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I've got T'Nuk on the line again!
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T'nuk, are you there?
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Hi, kathy! Hi, connie!
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Hi, t'nuk!
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I know I just bought the other
49 little dipper dollies,...
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but I've just got to have 'em all!
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Oh, they're so darn pretty!
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I mean, who can resist that face?
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Well, one more T'Nuk,
and you'll have the entire collection.
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Last one! Going, going...
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Oh my god! If I don't have that doll
I'll just die! I'll take...
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What do you think you're doing
you giant purple assrag?!
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Gimme that!
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I want my dolly!
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Sheesh!
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The crap women watch!
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Oh boy! Cheerleaders!
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Mutilate! Mutilate!
Dismember and eviscerate!
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Yaaaaay team!
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Welcome to another game of mutilation ball!
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I'm Harry Balsak!
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Yes! And I'm Marv Alien!
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Before we start,
I should remind you folks...
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at home today's game
is sponsored by cosmico.
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We put quality in.
Where it goes from there is anyone's guess!
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Yes! And Confederation cola!
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Aren't you thirsty yet? How about now?
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How about now!
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Are you two putzes ever gonna
shut your yaps and start the game?!
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And here they come now! The confederationcougars versus the Pluto Plunderers!
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Foul?! He barely touched him!
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That ref needs his friggin' eyes examined!
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All right! Stretcher time!
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This would turn my stomach if I had one.
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How can they watch it?
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Apparently it increases the adrenal
glandular function of its spectators...
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while sharply reducing the flow
of blood to heir brains.
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Wow! Is this great tv or what?!
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Do you realize these players
are being maimed for lifes...
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just to sell you a roll of toilet paper
and a pack of gum?
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And your point is?
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Captain, my scanners indicate
a confederation ship approaching.
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Oh crap!
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Hey, Bob! Hello?!
You're supposed to tell us these things!
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Sorry,...
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I'm a little under the weather.
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A confederation ship is approaching.
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Yeah, thanks for the warning.
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Now get us the hell out of here!
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I've got a dozen outstanding warrants!
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I'll do my best.
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But I should warn you thatsudden movements make me dizzy.
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Just haul ass ya hypochondriac!
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Too late,...
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the other ship is close enough to--
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board us.
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Hello, Chode.
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Uh, hello Adam.
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We'd like to speak to you.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
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We're not here to arrest you.
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We have a proposition.
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The championship game of mutilation ball...
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against the dark clowns is next week.
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Oh my god! It's the owner
of the confederation team! Buss Cubehead!
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We must beat the dark clowns!
For the good of the Confederation.
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And for the good of the game!
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And the money! The money!
The money, money, money, money, money!
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Anyway... we're bringing Back Malak
for the championship game!
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Malak!
He was the greatest player ever!
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But, he's been retired for two years!
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He doesn't know it,
but he's about to make a comeback!
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We want you to kidnap him
and bring him to the stadium.
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Yeah, kidnap him.
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Kidnapping?
That's the despicable act of a coward!
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How much do I get paid?
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Nothing.
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Pardon me, but I had
a little higher price in mind.
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The confederation has agreed
to lift all your arrest warrants.
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I'd rather have the money.
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Then what do you say to this?!
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Uh, when do I start?
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Good! This is where our spies
have spotted him.
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"Lord of the nipple rings.
Two nights' video rental"?
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Other side, big mouth!
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Six, put these coordinates
into the computer.
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By the way, if you don't succeed,
we will kill all of you...
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and incinerate your ship!
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Ah! Oh, god! No!I'm too young to die!
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Spare my lifeand I'll do anything you ask!
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Anything!
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Beam us up!
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Nice game face, Bob.
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T'nuk? Could you get Bob
to slow it down a little?
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I'd like to get there in one piece!
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Gus, would you tell the captain
that I am not speaking to him.
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And not to speak to me until he apologizes!
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- T'nuk says to tell you--
- I heard her!
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I'm sorry about your stupid ugly dolly.
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Tell him I can't hear him!
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Whoa! All right, you win!
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I'm sorry about your fucking dolly!
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You already had 49 of the same
fucking dollies but apparently...
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that wasn't enough.
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You needed the last fucking dolly
to make you happy!
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I see now that I'm so fucking sorry.
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Now go fuck yourself!
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I accept your apology.
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Was that so hard?
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Slow down, Bob, or I'll melt ya down
and sell ya for scrap!
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Captain, we're approaching the coordinates
the confederation gave.
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I'll transfer a picture of malak on the screen
to familiarize the crew.
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Don't bother.
Everybody knows who he is.
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Not me, I wouldn't know him
if I fell over him!
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I hate sports!
I never watch sports and I--
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What a studmuffin!
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C'mon Gus. Let's go risk your life
and see if we can nab Malak!
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Thank you.
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Uh, hello, uh, Mr. Malak, sir?
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Who dares interrupt my workout?!
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Uh, mr. Malak, do you remember the old saying
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about how if you drop the soap in the shower
in front of a gay robot,...
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don't pick it up?
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No.
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Good.
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Uh, you dropped your soap.
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Oh, thank you.
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Beam us up, Six!
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So, Binks,
what's the word on the street?
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What street? We're in space.
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Yeah ok, wise guy.
You know what I mean.
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Had any interesting bets lately?
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As a matter of fact,...
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the Confederation just put down 8 billion on their
team to beat the dark clowns in the next game!
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Is that so?
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They haven't beat the Dark Clowns
since Malak retired.
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Those poor misguided fools!
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Like Malak's gonna appear out of nowhere
and play for them!
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Fat chance of that happening!
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Yeah, fat chance is right. The odds
against that are running 581 million to one!
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The Confederation is gonna lose a bundle!
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Yeah still, I'm loyal to the Confederation.
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Maybe too loyal, but that's, that's me.
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True blue,...
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heh! Well... blueish.
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I will cast my fate with theirs.
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Put me down... put me down for 10,000.
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Wow, you're taking quite a risk!!
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Tell me about it.
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It's the entire ship's junk food budget
for the rest of the year!
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Transaction complete.
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Good luck, sucker 6599702437822.
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I got a feeling you know something I don't.
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Uh... heh. Me? Inside information?
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What do I look like?
Martha stewart?
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Gotta go!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I'm giving you a sponge bath.
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Oh, but don't worry.
I'm a trained nurse!
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Our relationship is strictly professional.
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I just went off duty!
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Come on, sport!
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How would you like to go deep,
and score one in my end zone?
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
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I broke it!
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I broke it!
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I killed him!
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I guess I was too much woman for him!
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Poor inadequate slob.
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What a touching eulogy.
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Hey! You just met the guy!
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Captain, it's nothing sexual.
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It's fibre optics.
Just as I suspected.
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He was a robot.
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Why was the confederation
bringing back a robot?
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That way they had no chance
of losing the game.
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And, if it got out
that it was all a cheat,...
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I would be the fall guy.
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I don't think those confederation
dudes are gonna like...
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the fact we offed their robot.
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Not we, she.
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And I will be glad to testify
to that fact at her execution.
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I myself am totally innocent in all of this.
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I wish you all well.
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Adieu.
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Nobody's jumpin' this ship!
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It's time you people listened tothe voice of reason.
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We're all gonna die!
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We're all gonna die!
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They'll hunt us like animals no matterwhere we go in the galaxy!
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Hold on there a minute!
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I'm not captain for nothing!
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He's right, we're doomed.
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I have a poison capsule for each
one of you in my pocket.
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Please form a single line.
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What if we kidnap the real Malak
and convince him to play?
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That's it!
I knew I'd think of something.
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Never give up hope, people!
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I can't find any trace
of the real Malak anywhere!
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Wait a minute,...
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I think I may have located him.
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Where? Where is he?
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According to my data,...
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there's an out-of-control party
happening on planet Snortaline.
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With hookers, underage groupies,...
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illegitimate children,...
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and hundreds of freeloading posse members.
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Neighbouring planets have
already called the cops 14 times.
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Yeah, that's it!
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That's where I'd be if I was
an overpaid sports star!
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Bob! Take us there right away!
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I need to take 5.
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I just can't handle all this stress.
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Hey, I screwed a robot to death
and I'm still on the job!
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All right! All right!
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Now this is what I call a party!
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I'm just glad we didn't bring whip.
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You're right.
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The kid's way too immature for this scene.
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Who's your daddy?!
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Who's your daddy?!
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Captain! Focus!
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We've got to find Malak and get him
to the stadium in less than an hour...
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or we'll all die!
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Oh yeah, that.
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We desperately need a plan here, folks.
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Gus, if you don't mind, I'm in charge.
Back off!
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Ok!
Now, we desperately need a plan here, folks.
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I say we go over to that
empty bean bag sofa...
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and sit there until I come up with one.
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God, this thing is ugly!
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It is odd that with all
his endorsement money,...
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he didn't buy something nicer.
253
00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:00,405
The arm on this thing
smells like wicked B.O.
254
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,209
What's the big idea?!
255
00:13:05,544 --> 00:13:07,379
Malak! Is that you?
256
00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:09,915
Sorry, no autographs.
257
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,256
Malak!
What have they done to you?
258
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,893
Turned him into
a multi-billionaire for starters!
259
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,628
I'm Katherine Malak,...
260
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:23,629
his wife.
261
00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:25,364
My friends call me kitty.
262
00:13:25,397 --> 00:13:27,132
But you're not my friends.
263
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,834
You're not even invited guests!
264
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:33,439
That's why I'm gonna have my boys here
break every bone in your bodies!
265
00:13:33,472 --> 00:13:35,374
Technically I don't have any bones,...
266
00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:38,243
I'm a robot.
So I'll just show myself out.
267
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,845
Or not.
268
00:13:41,346 --> 00:13:42,581
Say something.
269
00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,517
Look, we don't want any trouble.
270
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,119
I'd better warn you people,...
271
00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:48,554
I got a purple belt.
272
00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:50,122
In what?!
273
00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:52,724
In my drawer at home.
274
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:55,761
It goes with my purple shirt
and my purple pants.
275
00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:59,164
Actually, we're here on official business.
276
00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:00,866
Why didn't you say so!
277
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:04,203
If you're here to do business,
you're talking to the right person.
278
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,672
I'm president of Malak industries.
279
00:14:06,939 --> 00:14:11,043
I've got his face on everything
from t-shirts to toilet paper.
280
00:14:11,276 --> 00:14:12,778
So, whaddaya got?
281
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,447
To tell you the truth,
the Confederation sent us...
282
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:19,017
to ask Malak to play one last game
against the Dark Clowns.
283
00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:20,886
A comeback, huh?
284
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,055
I knew this day would come!
285
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:24,490
So, what's the offer?
286
00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,991
A billion? A trillion?
287
00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,393
Actually it's closer to uh... zero.
288
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,095
What was that?!
289
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:30,996
Uh, zero.
290
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,397
Come again?!
291
00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,233
What he's trying to say is,...
292
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,334
it's a freebie.
293
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,502
A freebie?!
294
00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:38,604
A freebie?
295
00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,775
A freebie?
296
00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:55,387
Ok, people, show's over.
297
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,657
The lady had one too many.
We've all been there.
298
00:14:58,824 --> 00:15:00,058
Let's get kidnapping!
299
00:15:00,092 --> 00:15:01,193
Beam us on board, T'Nuk!
300
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,569
Confederation ship approaching!
301
00:15:10,602 --> 00:15:12,805
Confederation ship approaching!
302
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,740
Stall 'em, T'Nuk! Stall 'em!
303
00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:17,576
Where's Malak?!
304
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,412
He's in the little boys' room.
305
00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:21,947
Energize photon torpedoes!
306
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,183
I'll show you malak!I know where he is!
307
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,585
Bob! No!
308
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,221
Are you all right, Malak?
309
00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:31,190
I'm ready to play!
310
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,561
Something doesn't seem right here.
311
00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:38,063
Sir, we're approaching the stadium.
312
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:41,467
I thought the Confederation
didn't want people to know...
313
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,402
they had anything to do with,...
314
00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:44,803
an illegal kidnapping?
315
00:15:44,837 --> 00:15:45,604
That's right!
316
00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:47,706
Don't call us, we'll call you!
317
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:56,548
What are we gonna do?
318
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,317
The game's gonna start any minute!
319
00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:01,086
We could inject adrenaline
directly into his heart.
320
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,023
That would wake him up and put him
in the right physical state to compete.
321
00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:06,692
Great! Gimme the needle!
322
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:10,829
I have to warn you sir that that kind of maneuver
puts incredible stress on the heart.
323
00:16:10,863 --> 00:16:12,164
Thanks for the warning, Six.
324
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,967
You probably just saved my precious life.
325
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,935
She meant Malak's heart.
326
00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:18,570
Will he still be able to play?
327
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,505
Yes.
328
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,607
Ok. That's all I wanted to know.
329
00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:27,312
I'm ready to play!
330
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,618
Ungowa! Ungowa!
Bring on that Dark Clown power!
331
00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:37,222
We'll cheat 'em, beat 'em,
we'll kill and eat 'em! Yaaaaaay clowns!
332
00:16:37,322 --> 00:16:39,892
Hello again, folks!
I'm Harry Balsak.
333
00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:42,194
Yes! And I'm Marv Alien.
334
00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:44,830
Marv, can't you just feel
the excitement here today?
335
00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,131
You could cut it with a knife!
336
00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,434
Yes! Or a chainsaw!
337
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,471
Which reminds me, today's game is brought to you
by the good people at Blackhole and Pecker,...
338
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,507
makers of fine chainsaws for over 300 years!
339
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:57,976
Talk about a corporation with a conscience!
340
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,479
They've got the dying wish kids here today!
341
00:17:00,612 --> 00:17:04,550
Yes! And they've given them all
complimentary miniature chainsaws!
342
00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:10,556
When a huge corporation cares that much,...
343
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,724
it shows you their heart's in the right place!
344
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:17,863
Yes! Even though it is tax deductible,
and worth its weight in gold in good P.R.,...
345
00:17:17,963 --> 00:17:19,865
I still have goosebumps!
346
00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:23,669
Let's hope this helps Blackhole and pecker
counter all that bad press they got...
347
00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:27,372
from that class action suit involving
those 10,000 accidental chainsaw deaths!
348
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:31,844
Yes! It looks like the teams
are ready to mix it up!
349
00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:42,721
I feel for the confederation.
350
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,224
They don't stand a chance
against those sneaky Dark Clowns...
351
00:17:45,324 --> 00:17:46,992
and their dirty tricks.
352
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:56,935
You gotta hand it to those Dark Clowns.
They aren't afraid to have a little fun!
353
00:17:57,669 --> 00:18:02,007
I'd say it's a dark day for the Confederation.
A Dark Clown day.
354
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:06,712
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Could it be?
355
00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:08,113
Do my eyes deceive me?!
356
00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,683
Yes! I mean, no! It's him!
357
00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:14,219
The one! The only! Malak!!
358
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,944
The mighty Malak has fallen,...
359
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,979
never to get up again.
360
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,915
Yes! But what a way to go, harry!
361
00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:19,051
He died with his jockstrap on!
362
00:19:19,151 --> 00:19:20,953
Every athlete's dream!
363
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:24,623
What a happy day for Malak this must be!
364
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,627
Yes! But what a sad day
for Blackhole and Pecker.
365
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,963
They just lost their spokesperson!
366
00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:31,964
Speaking of sad,...
367
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:35,267
I've just been told that Malak's grieving
widow is in the stands right now!
368
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,136
I wonder how she's holding up?
369
00:19:37,269 --> 00:19:38,303
Show me the money!
370
00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:40,038
Show me the money!
371
00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:45,544
How much do I hear for the rights
to the tv movie about this great man's life?
372
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:47,346
I got one million here.
373
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:48,647
Two million up there!
374
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:50,983
I got 3 from the guy in the corner!
375
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,185
What a brave, brave lady!
376
00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:55,187
You know what the best
part of this is Marv?
377
00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:57,790
Yes! I mean, no.
378
00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,225
That those dying wish kids were here today...
379
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:04,062
to see their hero score
the big one in heaven.
380
00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:04,930
Yes!
381
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:09,101
This certainly is a wonderful memorythe kids can take home with them!
382
00:20:09,134 --> 00:20:11,270
I got his finger!
383
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,239
I got an ear!
384
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,542
Uh, Bob, does warp speed work in reverse?
385
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:20,245
Yeah, it does. But only whena Confederation cruiser...
386
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,348
is not parked directly behind meblocking my way.
387
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,883
Now, before you say anything,...
388
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:25,717
I want you to know...
389
00:20:25,818 --> 00:20:28,120
that my crew is totally responsible
for the mix-up...
390
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,022
and they just feel awful about it.
391
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:31,890
And they are willing to do
whatever it takes,...
392
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,492
including die a horrible death,...
393
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:34,660
to make it right.
394
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:36,361
Lucky for you,
due to Malak's death,...
395
00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:38,363
the game was called and all bets are off.
396
00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:41,033
Well, all's well that ends well!
397
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:49,174
What?
398
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:52,344
You were ready to send us
to our deaths just minutes ago!
399
00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:54,480
How can we ever forget that?!
400
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,182
How about I order a couple of pizzas
with everything,...
401
00:20:57,282 --> 00:20:58,283
get a keg of beer...
402
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,452
and rent a bunch of pornos?!
403
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,721
Consider it forgotten!
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