Original subtitles

(OPENING THEME PLAYING)

(ALL CHOMPING)

Mmm, that's so good.

Ugh, what are you guys eating?

Mmm, ah!

Beastie made us a cabbage,

garlic and onions stew.

Ooh, that sounds like

a dangerous combination

of ingredients.

I like to hit you with flavor.

(GROANS)

(BURPS)

I think it is the heavenly.

-(EXHALES)

-Ooh!

Have some.

(EXHALES)

Here you go.

Enough! (PANTING)

Your breath is toxic, Titans.

-You need to brush now!

-Okay.

Not your hair,

brush your teeth.

Ahh!

My gums!

-Ow!

-Ahh! Scratchy!

Tooth brushes!

There are brushes

for our tooths?

Beats me. I didn't know

teeth had hair on 'em

until just now.

Teeth do not have hair!

Brushing your teeth

is the cornerstone

of good oral hygiene.

Good? Good?

Oral Hygiene

was the greatest pitcher

in baseball history.

Nicknamed The Bull Dog,

Oral Hygiene was known

for his slight frame

and fierce competitive spirit.

A Cy Young Award winner,

three time All-Star,

World Series champion and MVP.

He holds the record

for 59 consecutive scoreless

innings pitch!

And you say he was just good!

Not that Oral Hygiene, Cyborg.

The kind, in here.

(HORSE NEIGHING)

-Look at this Titans.

It's a mess!

-Aah.

Oh, saving a little snack

for later? (CHUCKLES)

-May I?

-Ahh!

Mmm, delicious. (CHUCKLES)

I do love broccoli,

but not between your teeth!

Disgusting!

What do we have here?

BEAST BOY: Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

-Stop it!

-Your tooth has a cavity.

It needs to be removed.

Uh-uh, no way!

I loves all my teeth!

If we don't remove

that tooth, Beast Boy,

it will get infected

and you will die!

Die!

So?

Let me explain it to him.

Dude, you gotta pop that

toothie-tooth outta your face

so you can get some

of that good money

from the tooth fairy.

I'm not trading my tooth

for a couple of dirty nickels.

Bro, didn't you hear?

The tooth fairy's got

that paper money now.

Paper money?

She can have all my teeths.

The tooth fairy? I don't know.

Anyone who sneaks

into your room at night

and collects teeth is a creep.

I always thought the fairy

of tooths was sweet.

Ah, of course you did.

She collects teeth, Starfire,

think about it.

What is she even doing

with all these teeth?

Normal things...

Like, uh, wearing them

as jewelry.

Ew!

CYBORG: Maybe she

doesn't have her own teeth

and is just trying to find

some that fit in her mouth.

RAVEN: That's even worse.

STARFIRE: I believe she

dresses the teeth up

and plays with them

as little toys.

-(SHUDDERS)

-Come on, Raven.

You never put a tooth

under your pillow

when you were a kid?

Uh, no. No, I didn't.

That's like putting

your hair or toe nails

under your pillow for money.

And I don't do

business with creeps.

Well, I do.

Yo, help me get this

tooth out of my face.

-Gladly.

-(BLADES SWISHING)

-(GRUNTS)

-Ah! Oh!

Ah! Uh!

(GROANS) Sweet.

(CHUCKLES)

(SNORING)

(ALARM RINGING)

(SNORING)

Meow! (LAUGHING)

Whoa! All this for one tooth?

I wish I would've lost more.

(MANIACAL LAUGH)

Whoo, fresh shades!

Thanks, bought 'em with some

of that good old paper money.

-(GASPS)

-That is wrong.

-You look like

the Jack of the lanterns.

-Ahh!

Raven still thinks I'm cute.

Right, mama?

Ow! Sweet.

This one's going under

the pillow next.

Wait a minute.

You've been intentionally

loosing teeth to get money

from the tooth fairy.

-So?

-You don't have a problem

with selling your teeth

to a woman you don't know

who is using them

for who knows what?

I know you think

she's a creep, mama,

but I don't like to judge,

I just like to get...

-Paid!

-Whoo!

I didn't get a stack like that

for my baby teeth.

That's 'cause she pays more

for permanent teeth.

All of my teeth are permanent.

Well, they won't make you

any money just laying

around in your mouth.

I'm warning you, your teeth

are your source of dignity.

You sell your teeth and there

will be consequences.

Creepy, creepy, consequences.

Whatever, we're gonna be rich!

(SPITS)

(DINGS)

-(SHATTERING)

-(SPITS)

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)

(SLOBBERING)

(LAUGHS MANICALLY)

-Guys, this one has teeth.

-(GASPS)

Teeth!

Teeth!

(GRUNTS)

That toothie.

Ew, what are you guys doing?

We sold our teeth.

But we need more

of the spending money.

Can't we just have a couple

of your teeth, mama?

We can pay you back

in hair and toenails.

Ugh, doing business

with a creep has turned

you into creeps.

We're not creeps.

Look at yourselves.

(ALL LAUGHING)

ALL: Fresh.

Okay, I can't deal with

a house of creeps.

We're getting your teeth back.

This is it, her lair.

(GRUNTING)

Ooh, such

a charming atmosphere.

We simply must get the name

of her decorators.

Hey, creeps,

let's just find your teeth

and get out of here.

Oh, this one's still wet.

Don't I look glamorous?

Look at that winning smile.

Mr. Tooth, would you

like some tea?

Oh, yes, thank you.

Focus!

Ah, visitors!

Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

That's the fairy?

We're the Teen Titans.

No need for introductions.

Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

We've met, while you

were sleeping.

Yes, I wiggled my fingers

under all of your pillows

to extract the pearly

treasures held under them.

♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

All except you, Raven.

You never gave me

your precious teeth.

It made me covet them

even more.

Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Ugh, I'd never sell my teeth

to some creep.

I don't even know

what you do with them.

Isn't it obvious?

-Jewelry?

-Disgusting!

Tooth replacements?

No need. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Do you dress them up and play

with them like dolls?

I am not a monster.

I do what any normal person

would do with teeth.

I eat them.

(CHOMPING)

♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

(GROANS)

I knew you were a creep.

Just give us our teeth back.

(GULPS) I paid good money

for those teeth.

I might be willing to trade

them for a set that has been

missing from my collection.

-Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

-No way.

How about a game then? Hmm?

I win,

I get your pearly whites.

You win, your friends

get theirs back.

(ALL SLOBBERING)

(SIGHS) I accept.

♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

The game is...

An eating competition.

Ugh! Don't tell me

we're eating...

Teeth! Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

What else are we going

to do with them?

The competition begins now.

(ALL CHEERING MANIACALLY)

You better get going.

Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

(CHOMPING)

So gross!

(ALL SLOBBERING)

No choice.

(GRINDING)

Whoa, this is really good.

(CHOMPING)

My goodness, you have

quite the appetite.

-Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

-(CHOMPING)

You better stop talking

and start eating.

Mama's hungry! (CHOMPING)

(CRUNCHING)

Ahh, so full.

Can't eat another.

(SADLY) Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Mmm-mmm.

I win!

I can't believe you beat me.

Mmm, these scrumptious

teeth made it easy.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

I'd pay good money

for these too.

Maybe you're not

a creep after all.

I really misjudged you,

tooth fairy.

It happens. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Here are your friends' teeth.

I already ate

one of Beast Boy's.

(ALL SLOBBERING)

He'll never miss it.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Thanks for getting

our teeth back, mama.

We should have never

let our greed get the best

of our smiles.

You were right about

the dignity of teeth, Raven.

You can't put a price on 'em.

But you can put

a little salt on them.

Yeah! Mmm!

So good! (CHOMPING)

(ALL SHUDDERING)

Creepy.

I'll give you a buck

for your molar.

(EVILLY) Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Good afternoon,

wonderful friends.

(SCREAMING)

Starfire, what happened

to your face?

I applied the human

facial cosmetics.

Do you like them?

-No.

-You look like a clown.

Ugh! Don't come near

us looking like that.

But, are we not

the friends?

Of course, we are.

But only when you look good.

I was not aware the looks

were so important.

They're everything.

Looks are what people base

every decision they make on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Haven't you guys heard?

Looks don't matter.

-What?

-Is that true?

Would people say

it if it wasn't?

Then I do not look

the hideous?

Of course you do,

but so did the ugly duckling.

The ugly duckling

looks different from

all the other ducks.

All the poultry on the farm

hassled him for looking weird,

so he ran away.

Years passed but he found

no friends,

until he looked into a puddle

and realized he had become

(EXCLAIMS) a beautiful swan.

Things really turned

around for this guy,

now that he was a swan.

He got to hang out

with other hot swans

and eat cake,

and his life was great.

-The end. So you see,

looks don't matter.

-(GLASS SHATTERS)

Uh, I don't think

you told that right.

If looks don't matter,

how do you pick out pants?

I get to know them first

to see their inner beauty.

Observe.

Hey, pants.

What's your favorite poem?

(DEEP VOICE) Oh, I don't know.

I like the one about taking

the dirt road with weeds.

I like that poem, too.

Your pants have good taste.

See? It's what's on

the inside that matters.

You wanna see

my insides, mama?

(CHOKING)

Better than what's

on the outside.

(WHINING) My whole life

I thought we lived

in a superficial society

that valued beauty

above all else!

Great news!

You're completely wrong.

Guys, knowing that looks

don't matter has given me

the courage to tell you all,

that I'm gonna be

going through a

messamorsiphisness.

Excuse me?

A messamorphisisis.

-Huh?

-A missmorphisimasis.

-I don't think that's a word.

-A missamorsimephesis.

You know, when you get

all changey or whatever.

Uh, what kind of change?

Let's just say, when you see

me again, I'll look different.

So just keep

an open mind, okay?

That will not be the problem,

friend Beast Boy,

for however you look,

we will always hold you

dear in our hearts.

Yeah, even if you look

like clown face, here.

(CHUCKLING)

Huh?

Who put a giant croissant

in the middle of the room?

It's not a croissant.

It's a cocoon.

Oh...

Who put a giant cocoon

in the middle of the room?

Hey, hey, hey.

Get away from that thing.

I've seen this before.

It's an alien incubation pod.

You're not going

to lay your eggs in me.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Mmm.

My nose holes are enjoying

the smoky, burned hair aromas.

Gettin' so nice

and toasty in here.

Man, Beasty would love this.

-Where is he anyway?

-Remember he's going through

his megamorpenus.

Yes! Like the caterpillar

entering its chrysalis and

emerging as the fly

of the butters.

-(BUZZING)

-Oh, no!

-(ROBIN SCREAMING)

-Robin, stop!

Dude,

Beast Boy is in there.

(SCREAMING)

-Robin.

-(SCREAMING)

Come on. I never get

to use this thing.

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS) Out of fuel.

-What were you saying?

-Beast Boy is in there

getting all changey and stuff.

It must be part of

the life cycle triggered

by his animal DNA.

I wonder what friend

Beast Boy would

look like when he emerges.

(SWOONS)

-Hey, mama.

-Take me away,

my man-insect prince.

-What was that, Raven?

-Uh, nothing. Nothing!

(GASPS) Friends,

the cocoon is opening.

TOGETHER: Ooh!

TOGETHER: Ew!

Uh, Beast Boy?

(GROANING)

-Nasty!

-Oh, barf!

(GROANING)

(RETCHING)

(SWALLOWING)

Hand me the machine

of fire throwing.

I will end this.

No. That's our friend.

-But he looks so gross.

-What did I tell you?

Looks

don't matter.

Oh, yeah.

Forgot about that.

(SPITTING)

Nothing's changed.

He's still our...

(RETCHES)

...beloved teammate.

(VOMITING)

(VOMITING)

Oh, look. He's...

(RETCHING)

building a hive

out of his own fluids. Yay.

(VOMITING)

TOGETHER: (DRY-HEAVING)

-(ALARM RINGING)

-Oh. Uh.

The crime alert. (RETCH)

It's Killer Moth.

Titans...

(SCREAMING)

Jump City shall fall

before my might.

(LAUGHING)

Hold it right there,

Killer Moth.

You'll never stop me, Titans.

Um, who's the new guy?

What are you talking about?

(RETCHING) That's my man,

(RETCHING) Beast Boy.

(VOMITING)

(GROANING)

It doesn't look

like Beast Boy.

(CLAMORING)

What? What did I say?

So that's how you

identify a person?

By their looks?

Well, how else am I supposed

to do it?

(CLAMORING)

Perhaps by looking at his

internal organs instead.

(VOMITING)

Yeah. Get to know the man.

-(GROANING)

-(MEOWS)

(VOMITING)

Ask him his favorite song.

Wait. Are you saying

looks don't matter?

That's like walking

into a stinky bathroom

and saying,

"Smells don't matter."

They do. They really do.

We don't believe your twisted

lies, Killer Moth.

But people have been judging

me my whole life by my looks.

That's why I became a super

villain in the first place.

It seems you do not know

the story of the duckling

who was

displeasing to the eye.

Of course, I do,

but he's only accepted

when he turns into

a beautiful swan

and is surrounded

by other beautiful swans.

So you're saying ugly things

need to be

with their own kind?

-That's not exactly...

-No wonder we throw up...

(VOMITING)

every time we look

at Beast Boy.

(GROANING)

TOGETHER: (VOMITING)

And since you are the gross,

and Beast Boy is

also another gross,

you should be

with each other.

-Hey, wait...

-Have fun living together

and being disgusting.

(COUGHING)

Those guys only think

looks don't matter

because they're all hot.

(GROANING)

Yeah. Of course, Robin's

got it going on. They all do.

But I'll show them a world

where everyone looks

the same as us.

And only then will

looks truly not matter.

(LAUGHING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

Titans Tower.

Robin speaking.

(MIMICKING FEMALE VOICE)

Robin, help. Killer Moth

has taken me hostage,

and he's doing

horrible things to me.

-Killer Moth.

-KILLER MOTH: Welcome, Titans.

Thank you for responding

to the emergency distress call

that I faked.

(LAUGHING)

Anyway. Let me introduce

you to my newest invention.

The bug beam.

It can mutate anyone's DNA.

Soon, the world's population

will be as disfigured as I am.

(LAUGHING)

We'll never let you

activate it, Killer M...

Too late.

(GROANING)

Now that we're

all hideous insects,

looks truly don't matter...

Oh, you guys look disgusting.

(VOMITING)

Uh, you look

nasty too, genius.

(VOMITING)

Argh. This is the worst.

How will I go on living?

(WAILING)

You know what?

Forget it.

I was going to mutate

everyone in the world,

thereby, eradicating the

unrealistic beauty standards

imposed by society.

But forget it! I'm done!

You'll never learn!

I'm going to bed.

ROBIN: Can we have

the antidote?

No!

Now that we are freaks,

we must live

in a shroud of darkness.

The world must never

see our twisted forms.

TOGETHER: Never!

Yo, yo. Where's everybody at?

(HISSING)

Wait, Beast Boy?

If that's Beasty,

then who's this bug?

Oh, that's Chuck.

Silky's friend.

I said it was cool if he

crashed here for the week.

Later, bros.

Hey...

Why are you guys

hiding in the dark?

Because we are now

the nightmare creatures,

unfit for illumination.

Yeah. Aren't you

disgusted by us?

Let me ask you this, Cyborg.

We still gonna play

video games together?

Yeah.

Raven, will you punch me

every time I hit on you?

Absolutely.

Star, is your heart still

full of love and friendship?

Indeed.

And Robin, are you gonna

keep on pushing me

to be the best hero I can be?

Of course.

Well, then. It's like you

said, bro. Looks don't matter.

We're family no matter what.

Hey, wait. You said you were

gonna megamorpitus.

-You look exactly the same.

-Nuh-uh.

Check out my

frosted tips, yo.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Gross!

(VOMITING)

STARFIRE: (GASPS)

Horrible. (BELCHING)

So very horrible.

(VOMITING)

CYBORG: I can't even

look at you! (VOMITING)

ROBIN: Get out.

Get out of this house!

EVERYONE: (VOMITING)