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Stop! Gary, what the fuck?
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Court order for asset seizure. You have to pay your property taxes, Maddie.
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No, this is a mistake. I am negotiating a payment schedule with them.
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Well, I guess they're done negotiating.
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What? So they're taking my car? I'm an Uber driver.
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Not my problem.
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How the hell am I supposed to pay their taxes just bartending.
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My problem is you just went radio silent.
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Is this what this is about?
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No, I also have a contract with the county, but I'm giving a little explanation as to why I didn't hear from you again.
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That would be nice. You can't just make ghost people. Three months is not nothing.
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Just three months? Thought longer. In a good way.
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Wait, Gary, please, stop. You were right, okay?
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My feelings for you were so intense that I was scared. Freaked out.
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Is that true?
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Yes, of course it's true, you big dummy.
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Just last night I was doing laundry and I thought to myself, I miss that fucker.
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I miss hearing what the Jets were doing wrong.
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What would you do differently if you ran the team.
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It would be much better, right?
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It would be much better.
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The other day I saw a green sock and said, "That's Gary's."
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It feels good. Just stay in my car with me, okay?
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Yes. You know what? I will do that. Because it's not going to be here.
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What?
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That's my cousin!
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Buongiorno!
(Good morning!)
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He's from Italy. Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He is my second cousin.
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It's the culture.
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Have you ever been to Italy?
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I wanted closure and I got closure. Thank you.
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Gary, come on. She was just a flame.
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No, no, it wasn't. Not for me. My sister was right about you.
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Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
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- Okay, Gary.
- There is something seriously wrong with you.
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What, you think you're so perfect? You are indecisive, which is annoying.
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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you drop me off at work? I'm working at the mall today.
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God, you know, I just can't decide.
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Asshole.
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You think I chose this?
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- Hi, Gary. what can I get ya?
- Can I have a banana bread? Actually, wait, hold on.
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Yes, I got to go lemon loaf.
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I am gonna... have it heated... uhm...
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I don't even know what to do.
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It will be $4.50.
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Right.
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Hum...
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Hey! What the hell are you doing?
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Trying to save my house, Gary!
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What the hell?
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No no no no no!
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You got to get it together, Maddy. One more infraction and you lose your license.
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What good will a license do when I don't have a car?
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My mother left me that house. It's paid off. Can they do this?
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Well, if you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
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So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.
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Good news is that you have until September 1st.
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You're paid off.
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Not without a car, man.
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Do you have any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Ubering?
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Summer is when I make my net for the year.
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I get it.
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These people are moving in, trying to push me out.
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Do you have any idea what that feels like?
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Of course you do.
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Thanks.
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See you on the water.
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OK.
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Yes, the new house, right on the water.
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Threw out the old place. Gotta come out.
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Jing tea with lime?
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Yes, I take them out on the boat every day.
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We don't open until noon.
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Let me call you right back.
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Um, it is noon.
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It's 11:57.
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Got it.
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Now what time is it?
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11:56.
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Why don't you go wait in your boat and I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.
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What's wrong with you? Just ask for a fucking drink.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop it! What is going on here?
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Sir, I will make you a drink for you. Good Lord.
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You know what? Fuck that. You need to fire her.
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I can't fire her. She has a disability.
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What? No I don't.
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You don't?
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No.
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That's the reason why I hired you.
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Bullshit.
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You know what? We cannot start off the summer like this, okay?
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You can be a bitch any other month of the year.
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Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.
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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay? Because these people keep our lights on.
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These people are the reason I'm losing my house.
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I'm sorry, Fern. I'm just having a really shitty morning.
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Yeah, I see that.
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You know what helps me?
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Folding napkins.
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Oh, this costs only a thousand dollars.
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Oh no, that's just the tires.
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You're not going to find anything on Craigslist. I looked everywhere.
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You can always sell your kidney.
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You can sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.
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The human body is a cash cow. People don't understand that.
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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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Well, I'm just trying to help. You can always rent the house out.
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No. I can't stand the thought of those summer people being in my house.
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Oh, hey, hey. Look at this.
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Need a car for college? Date our 19 year old son this summer.
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He is a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but very shy socially.
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He has never had a girlfriend and we've tried everything.
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We are looking for an attractive, kind and intelligent woman early to mid 20s to date and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust free, 40k miles, serious inquiries only.
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"Date" is in quotes.
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It got to be a joke, right?
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No. No. Have you seen these helicopter parents?
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They'll go through everything for their kids.
I'm surprised they're not going to fuck them themselves.
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It does say early to mid 20s though.
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That's okay. I can pass for that.
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Okay.
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Maddie, you won't even rent out the house out, but now you'll rent out your vag?
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Jim, the adults are talking.
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Oh, just because I'm a guy, I can't express an opinion on this?
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Exactly. Yes. Yes. Shut your mouth.
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You have a roadrunner tattoo covering your entire back.
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I don't think you should tell anyone what to do with their body.
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No.
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What about an OnlyFans page?
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What is an OnlyFans page, Jim?
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That would take too long. I need a car now.
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I'm just surprised you're even considering this. That's all I'm saying.
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I had a one night stand before and got zero Buick Regals for it.
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Yeah, babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex.
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I mean, I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
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I've had sex with a guy once to get away with playing Settlers of Catan.
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I've had sex with a guy once on the first date because I thought he was going to kill me.
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Jesus. What do you mean, "now, baby"?
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She's talking about you, idiot.
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Whoah!
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Yes! This is!
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Wait, take it out. There are no tourists. You guys are missing out.
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Maybe not even true. It would be the fastest way to get a car.
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Oh yes. The kid would probably celebrate his shorts as soon as he saw you.
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Then he could just drive straight home.
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Oh my God. Jim.
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Want my opinion? These people use us. So why don't we use them?
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I just know my mother wouldn't want me to save that house.
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Yes. Things are so expensive here now. You think I want to wait tables after teaching kids all year?
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Listen to me. If you are really worried, you can use our van.
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I'm going to send Sarah over there to shoot the baby.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Hey, I'm just trying to keep it light.
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Do you really think a kid wants to have sex with you in your current state?
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Go back to the seat.
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Just open it here.
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Go to the seat.
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It's cold as hell in here.
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Go to the ocean!
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Wait, just keep driving.
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Maddy!
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Oh hello!
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Hello!
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Having trouble finding the place?
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I found it.
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Oh, well, welcome to our home.
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I'm Allison, and this is my husband, Laird.
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Laird? Like lasagna?
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Lasagna? No, Laird.
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Laird.
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Laird.
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Am I right?
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Yes, one syllable. Laird.
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Good.
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Just call me Laird.
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I can not.
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So should I go up, or do you want to come down here?
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Not you. You. Come on.
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It would be nice.
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Come on up.
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I just want you to know we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
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I am not a sex worker.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I know.
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So, Maddy, tell us about yourself.
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Where are you from?
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Here, actually.
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Wow, a local. I am jealous.
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You can live in paradise all year round.
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I wanted to ask him on the phone.
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But how old are you?
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I know you were looking for someone in your early to mid 20s.
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I'm a little older.
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Right. How old?
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I just turned 29 years old.
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Recently?
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Last year.
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So you're 29?
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Last year.
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And how old are you, like, now?
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Another year older.
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So 30?
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Yes. 32.
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Can I be honest?
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I assume I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet.
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And the reason you haven't found anyone yet is because young women are idiots.
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It's not their fault. They are young.
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But this is your son we're talking about.
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What you need is someone who looks like a peer but has the maturity to be able to handle this with the tact and sensitivity the situation calls for.
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She is good.
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Good. Good answer.
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We have just been so worried about our son.
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Percy is very loving and very sensitive and extremely smart.
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Yes, he is going to Princeton next year.
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Oh, I've heard of it.
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He's a great musician, but he won't play for anybody.
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He just has a lot of social trouble.
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You know, and as a mother, it's been really hard to watch these last four years.
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He is always on his phone.
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He does not leave his room.
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He doesn't have any friends.
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He doesn't talk to girls.
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He doesn't drink. He doesn't go to parties.
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You don't drive.
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It doesn't do anything for me.
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We can't send him to college like that.
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You know, he would never make it.
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Well, that's why you called a professional.
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Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.
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Yes.
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We did not come so easily.
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You know, we tried everything to get him out of his shell.
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We are at the end of our rope.
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I was shy when I was Percy's age, but I dated this girl before I went to college.
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And she really opened me up sexually.
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Good.
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Barbara.
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Anyway, by the time I got to college, I was out of my shell and thriving.
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And that's what we love about Percy.
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Is this him?
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Yes.
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Wow, he is adorable.
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Isn't he?
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Mm-hmm.
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So how does this work?
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You know, the fire system or...
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This and we know its password.
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Mm-hmm.
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He's not gay?
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No. We have seen his internet history.
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Yes, porn is graphic, but not gay.
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Large groups of people.
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Not to sound like a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?
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It's just what dad drove.
255
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Okay, then why don't you go out with Percy and the Buick is yours.
256
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
And don't date her alone, you know?
257
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Get to know him, because he is a very good kid.
258
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So when you say "meet her", do you mean meeting her or dating her?
259
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Yes.
260
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Yes, that is correct.
261
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Meet him.
262
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Meet him hard.
263
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Good.
264
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I will come out with his brain.
265
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
So is he in his room? Should I jump out and surprise him?
266
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No, no, no, no, no. He is not here. He can't know about it.
267
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
No one can know about it.
268
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
No, no one can know about it.
269
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Also, it would destroy him, which would defeat the purpose of building his confidence.
270
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Right, right.
271
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He volunteers at the animal shelter from 10 to 6, and we thought maybe you could go and act like you want to adopt a dog.
272
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And I don't see that happening, but if Percy meets someone organically...
273
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I understood. You better go to work.
274
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Yes.
275
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I'm moving. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
276
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Greetings. Can I interest you in unconditional love?
277
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Looking for something to tire you out?
278
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Can he help me?
279
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Well, he mostly works with dogs. I deal with people.
280
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You have a strange energy.
281
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Do not worry. I have been sterilized.
282
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I love her.
283
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Percy, can you help this lady?
284
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Do you mind if it touches your Venus?
285
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
What?
286
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
your dog.
287
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Oh. Yes.
288
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Um, how can I help you?
289
00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:03,000
I want to adopt a dog.
290
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
It's a cute cartoon.
291
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
It's anime.
292
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Yes, animated. That's what I said.
293
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Excuse me. I need your help.
294
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Oh sorry. Good.
295
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
What type of dog are you looking to adopt?
296
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Well, I would like to adopt them all.
297
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Which is dirtier?
298
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000
The most confused is Milo. This is Milo.
299
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
He's been here longer.
300
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:35,000
He was a drug dog for the state police, but was forced to retire because he was addicted to COCAINE.
301
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Cocaine?
302
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh why! Spin it! Spin it! Spin it!
303
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
If he hears the word, he is encouraged.
304
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I'm sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
305
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,000
I will need to ask you a few questions to make sure you are a suitable candidate.
306
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
It's about everyone's needs for their own rules.
307
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Oh, after a little rule, eh?
308
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Yes, they are very important.
309
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,000
So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
310
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
An office. Come straight this way.
311
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Big.
312
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Maddie Barker.
313
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:39,000
I feel so far away from you.
314
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Um, husband?
315
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I am currently single. Thank God too. You can have more fun, you know? Be spontaneous.
316
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Not married.
317
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Children?
318
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:57,000
No, God, no. Very young. Still having fun. Meeting new people. I love him.
319
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000
No children.
320
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
321
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Because I can't have my own dog.
322
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
And what do you plan to do with a dog if you move?
323
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I'm not moving.
324
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
What if you did?
325
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I have lived here all my life. I'm not going anywhere.
326
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Oh sorry. I didn't want to pry.
327
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Well, come on.
328
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Open me up.
329
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Circle...
330
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Oh, what? Already?
331
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000
OK sorry. I will have to forward this request to my supervisor.
332
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, come on. There must be more questions than that.
333
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Yes, they are there. But I have to start closing. So yes, however, you can come back another day.
334
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I may not want a dog another day. I want a dog now.
335
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Well, then pet ownership might not be for you.
336
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:02,000
It actually sounds a lot like the kind of person we would normally get a dog from.
337
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,000
How about I give you a ride home and we can keep talking? You are on your way.
338
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
How do you know where I live?
339
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Your parents told me.
340
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
What?
341
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:19,000
It's in your school bag.
342
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Everything under control?
343
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Hey Crispin, what's the company's policy on leaving early? It's like we super can't do that, right? Would it be, you know, edgy?
344
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Oh, come on. Let's go.
345
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Good. Good.
346
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
You can finish alone, right? Bet you do it all the time.
347
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Thank you.
348
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Goodbye.
349
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:49,000
OK then. Approved.
350
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Is this your car?
351
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
That's it for tonight.
352
00:23:53,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Actually, you know what? This is bad, but I just remembered that I've been cycling here, so I'll keep this up.
353
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Well, that's okay.
354
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
I'll just throw it on the back.
355
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:14,000
You can ride ahead with me.
356
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Come on, I won't bite.
357
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:23,000
If you want me to.
358
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Good, but no bite.
359
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I go out whenever I feel like it was a few times.
360
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Where is the rest of my seat belt?
361
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:39,000
It's a lap belt. Just pretend you're on a plane. I will be your flight attendant.
362
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Why are you a flight attendant flying an airplane?
363
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Because I killed the pilot and took over the plane. You are my hostage.
364
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
This is not the way to my house.
365
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Good.
366
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Give me that.
367
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
What are you doing?
368
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Our generation and our phones, huh?
369
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I do not know.
370
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Yes, down there.
371
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Why?
372
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
You tried to kidnap me.
373
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.
374
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
You put me in a van and took my phone.
375
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000
I'm not kidnapping you. First I want to give you all my personal information.
376
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle?
377
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Why would I have a rape whistle?
378
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Why the hell do I need it?
379
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:21,000
We are sorry. Will you take the hose, please?
380
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Is broken.
381
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Is it water?
382
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Did you just turn on the water?
383
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
what the hell with me?
384
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
I just thought maybe it was our date.
385
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
The throat.
386
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Good.
387
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Oh.
388
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I'm sorry. I'm trying to help.
389
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
I'm sorry.
390
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I'm sorry.
391
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
392
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I'm sorry.
393
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
I'm very sorry. I just didn't know what you were trying to do.
394
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
I just thought you were hot.
395
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Do you think I'm hot?
396
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Yes.
397
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000
You are super hot.
398
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Maybe we should go on a date, though?
399
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
I'm going to go put on another dress.
400
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Oh no. I didn't mean it now. I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like, a real date.
401
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Oh. Yes. This is better.
402
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Good. Tomorrow, then.
403
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Thanks for the ride.
404
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Goodbye.
405
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
I can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's dumb as shit.
406
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
He is simply afraid of the world. They all are.
407
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
They grew in Cayston bubbles.
408
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
My cousin, she is 20. She still lives at home.
409
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000
He will not go outside without a helmet.
410
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
It could be a medical thing.
411
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
You know, the problem is the parents. They made him a child.
412
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big meeting.
413
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
No.
414
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,000
What?
415
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,000
No. It will take me about a week to stream that thing. Sara is pregnant. I can't get her to breathe those fumes.
416
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000
You'll have to ask Fern to borrow that stuck car.
417
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:07,000
This will drop her panties.
418
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Hey, Mel.
419
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Hello Mel.
420
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Hello guys.
421
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Have you heard of Mel?
422
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
She got herself a sugar daddy.
423
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I'm glad you did.
424
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Then you won't have to worry about a car or property taxes.
425
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000
No. No way am I going to be on call for a rich ass all summer.
426
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
You see me doing this, it means I have completely compromised who I am.
427
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
And you can kill me. Because I gave up.
428
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Should have had this Buick by now, but this kid can't be mocked.
429
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
So you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.
430
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
It was too hot for pants.
431
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Greetings.
432
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Greetings.
433
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I'm so glad we're doing this. The date was a great idea.
434
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I'm going loud to the porter.
435
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Oh yes. I know. The owner. it's good.
436
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
It's just that I'm 21 years old.
437
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
That doesn't matter here.
438
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Well, I think it's a federal law.
439
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Here is the waitress.
440
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
I hope my parents don't know I'm here.
441
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Did they come here?
442
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
No no. They tracked my phone.
443
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Wow. Good. Have you been microchipped too?
444
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Here she is. Flash.
445
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
What do you want, Maddie?
446
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
A Long Island Iced Tea for me and...
447
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
A cup of tea, please.
448
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
We only have Coca-Cola.
449
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Oh. Do you want to go somewhere else?
450
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
No. Percy, he'll have an iced tea on Long Island, too.
451
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Good.
452
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Thank you.
453
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I'm really tense.
454
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Why? Is everything OK?
455
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Yes. I just... I had this really intense dream about you last night. do not ask.
456
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Of course. It's private.
457
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Do you ever have them?
458
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Strong dreams? Um... Actually, yes.
459
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Tell me.
460
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Do you know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
461
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Good.
462
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I had this dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.
463
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000
So she locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me to her shelter.
464
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I just kicked the cage and screamed.
465
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And that made you finish?
466
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
I haven't done it.
467
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
How the hell is this a sex dream?
468
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Ask me if I have intense dreams.
469
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
You are right. I should have been more specific.
470
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I used to have nightmares about this song when I was a kid.
471
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Why?
472
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Because it's about a monster. A man-eater.
473
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:28,000
She only comes out at night. Like, "Watch out, boy. She's gonna chew you up."
474
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I don't think that's what the song is about.
475
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
It is a look into the future.
476
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Good. Long Island Iced Tea for America's Sweetheart. And one for the boy.
477
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Oh. Good news, by the way.
478
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000
We have some new dogs today. So, you know, if you're still looking for…
479
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
This is the worst iced tea I have ever had.
480
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Percy, you're going to college soon. You will have to learn how to drink.
481
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
You can't spend your whole life scared of everything.
482
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I am not afraid of everything.
483
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Come on. Open it. Take a medicine. Come on, kid.
484
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
I am sure you will like it.
485
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Fine, fine. Look what the tide dragged.
486
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Hello, Travis.
487
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Well, I don't know if you've heard, but...
488
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Big. congratulations.
489
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Thank you. Thank you.
490
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,000
I know, it turns out that your little act of disappearing was the best thing that ever happened to me.
491
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Well, I'm glad I can help.
492
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I know, my wife, she speaks three languages.
493
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
She is hot as hell. Sex is incredible.
494
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
And then we do everything together. All that.
495
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
This is wonderful. Is her vagina dishwasher safe?
496
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:43,000
No. She is a real person. Unlike you.
497
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Want to know what the best part is?
498
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
When I told her I loved her, she returned it.
499
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Instead of running away like a coward.
500
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Well, it must have been a really exciting second date.
501
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Better be careful with this one.
502
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
It is slippery.
503
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Goodbye. Goodbye, Travis.
504
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Is he your ex boyfriend?
505
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
More like a friend.
506
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
It felt like you didn't really love him.
507
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
You have met him. Do you like it?
508
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
I have not had sex with him.
509
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Would you like to? I have called again.
510
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Hey Travis!
511
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
No no no no.
512
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I don't want to do this. I just...
513
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
I don't know, I guess, why would you have sex with someone if you don't like it.
514
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Because it was Christmas and I was lonely. I do not know.
515
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
But why did it disappear then?
516
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
What's with the questions? Can't we get drunk and have fun?
517
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
We are sorry. I'm just trying to get to know you.
518
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Do you want to get out of here?
519
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Yes, please.
520
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
I think I'm a little drunk.
521
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Yes, you've had too much to drink.
522
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
No I was not.
523
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
God, I love the beach.
524
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I just feel so free here. or not?
525
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,000
um yes However, I think it is closed.
526
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Oh, it's after eight, so...
527
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
We could come back during business hours.
528
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Do we have a whole country to ourselves?
529
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Lots of red flags!
530
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Let's go swimming.
531
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Well, here are my saviors.
532
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Perfect. We can do skinny dipping.
533
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Oh, no swimming.
534
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Oh, we tried.
535
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000
You know, those rules are more like just a suggestion.
536
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Come on, let's get you out of these Daisy Dukes.
537
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Maddie, I don't...
538
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I'm ugly too. I knew it. I knew it.
539
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
What?
540
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
No.
541
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
No.
542
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Seems like.
543
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Not me...
544
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,000
I think you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen.
545
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Really?
546
00:34:53,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Where beautiful?
547
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Nice here?
548
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Or beautiful... here?
549
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
What about sharks?
550
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Maddie, here!
551
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Jellyfish?
552
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Not in season!
553
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
It's really the lack of saviors that causes me a problem.
554
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I am very...
555
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Enter here now!
556
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
557
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Come on, I promise nothing will happen.
558
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Isn't that how it all started?
559
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I will believe you.
560
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:07,000
See? Not so bad.
561
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
What are we going to do?
562
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
I do not know.
563
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Hello!
564
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Hey, what are you two doing there?
565
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
We just do our taxes.
566
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Yours?
567
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Yes, no need to follow them.
568
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Undress.
569
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Remove the dirty clothes.
570
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
They are taking our clothes.
571
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Hey, bring it back!
572
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Suck my balls!
573
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I'm warning you!
574
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Goodbye, season!
575
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
You said nothing bad went down.
576
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
We need to find an adult.
577
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Percy, you're an adult!
578
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Where are you going?
579
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
It's a butcher, but not...
580
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Oh, friend!
581
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Oh heck!
582
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Take it, brother!
583
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Dude!
584
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Wait, are you sure you want to release it?
585
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
We lost one.
586
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Heck, yes.
587
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Come here, pussy!
588
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Oh heck.
589
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Connor!
590
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
What the hell?
591
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
How about you?
592
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Do you love business?
593
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
No, no, take it.
594
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Think you can't steal clothes?
595
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
You need dirty help.
596
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Call the cops and stay out of Montauk!
597
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Where were we?
598
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
What happened there?
599
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I got one up close.
600
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Did you beat those kids?
601
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
No, they apologized.
602
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I heard shouting.
603
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Who is apologizing?
604
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I dont like this.
605
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Someone is really on my case.
606
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
They have our clothes, our phones, our keys, our wallets.
607
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
I have returned them.
608
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
What would you have done, nothing?
609
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
You should thank me.
610
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I was trying to open a plan.
611
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
A plan to do what?
612
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Call your mom and dad?
613
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Suck it, Will.
614
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Sorry, that was bad.
615
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Let's call each other.
616
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
No.
617
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Why not?
618
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.
619
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I won't have sex with someone I don't know.
620
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
It's better that way.
621
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Believe me.
622
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Not for me.
623
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
This is nonsense.
624
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I finished.
625
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Sorry for you.
626
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Hey hey!
627
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Hey, give me my clothes.
628
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Your little shorts.
629
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
where is my phone Is it in your car?
630
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
No.
631
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
He can barely see.
632
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
It's not here, Percy.
633
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Can we just check?
634
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
My parents should be able to know where I am.
635
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Why?
636
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Are you a child?
637
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Give me my phone!
638
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Percy, take off my hood!
639
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Not until you give me my phone!
640
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I need it!
641
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Okay, guess we're doing that.
642
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Okay, very funny, Maddie.
643
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Give me my phone!
644
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I'll need my phone!
645
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
I'll drive to dirty Chicago.
646
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Give me my phone!
647
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Don't test me.
648
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Because I'm crazy.
649
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
I am stupid.
650
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
i am dumb I don't give a damn.
651
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Oh, thank God.
652
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Oh, thank God.
653
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Oh, thank God.
654
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I'm on probation.
655
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I can't lose my license.
656
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
What the hell are you doing?
657
00:39:49,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Oh, thank God.
658
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I don't see any police there.
659
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I think we lost them.
660
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Are you sure?
661
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Keep looking.
662
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I can't believe you drove over the train tracks.
663
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
I thought we were going to die.
664
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,000
You were really brave holding on like that in the hood.
665
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Most guys would have fallen.
666
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I have pretty strong hands.
667
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
From piano lessons.
668
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Oh, we must have some music.
669
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yes Yes.
670
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Hey, thanks for these clothes, by the way.
671
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I like your house very much.
672
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
It's comfortable.
673
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
The bedroom is the best part.
674
00:40:50,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I will tell you later.
675
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
676
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Did you grow up dancing?
677
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Suck it up.
678
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Yes.
679
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
You mean drink the metal?
680
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Yes.
681
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Yes, sometimes I break them.
682
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Yes.
683
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Suck it up.
684
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
More difficult.
685
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
You can.
686
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Good.
687
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,000
We are sorry.
688
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:45,000
How long have you lived here?
689
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
How?
690
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
How did it become so little?
691
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I mean, I'm her leg.
692
00:41:50,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Do you want to switch?
693
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Do you want to go to the bedroom?
694
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
We can take the club.
695
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yes.
696
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,000
are you ok Yes, I want, I want, yes, I just cheat a little.
697
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
But let's go.
698
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
We are sorry.
699
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Does it seem strange?
700
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Yes.
701
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:51,000
it's good.
702
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,000
My back also itches.
703
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:03,000
What?
704
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
This happens sometimes when I have anxiety.
705
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I know you are really excited.
706
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000
I'm sorry.
707
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000
This is for frying the boards, but it should do it.
708
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
I am very ashamed.
709
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Do not be.
710
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a kid.
711
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
My girlfriend was there.
712
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
As we were hooking up, we both realized I had diaper rash from my suit.
713
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I was 21.
714
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
You don't have a door?
715
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Diapers are underwear.
716
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
No they are not.
717
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Diapers are like clothed toilets.
718
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Well, I haven't used it.
719
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Of course you didn't.
720
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
There is a smile.
721
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I don't have much to smile about.
722
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,000
I can hardly leave my room.
723
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
I have lived in this house all my life.
724
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Really?
725
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I left once when I was 18.
726
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I had this custom chart of all the California beaches I was going to surf.
727
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I made it all the way to New York City before turning back.
728
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000
why did you come back I just realized that everything I need is here.
729
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And my mother got sick, so...
730
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,000
I stayed to take care of him.
731
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Why couldn't your father do it?
732
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Raise your arms up.
733
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I had to change schools after I slept through ninth grade, and everyone found out that I still sometimes slept in my parents' room.
734
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:51,000
It turned into this rumor that I slept in the same bed with them, and it turned out that I had sex with them.
735
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
It was horrible.
736
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Maybe why I spent so much time alone.
737
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
You don't have friends?
738
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yes, I have many friends.
739
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Online only.
740
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Having Jodi in my life helps a lot too.
741
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
WHO?
742
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Jodi is my old nanny.
743
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Come back.
744
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.
745
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I guess I'm a bit of a romantic.
746
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
it's okay.
747
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Maybe we can spend the day together tomorrow?
748
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Then I promise to wear...
749
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:53,000
of Tinsley.
750
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:01,000
i will kill you What the hell?
751
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I will be angry with you.
752
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Hello sir.
753
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:41,000
It is a light.
754
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000
There.
755
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
You can finally drink while naked.
756
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
You understand me.
757
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
What else?
758
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Oh, close your eyes.
759
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And stick out your finger.
760
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Now you're stuck with me forever.
761
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
It's a finger trap!
762
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Oh.
763
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Percy, get me out of this.
764
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Stop, stop pulling, stop pulling.
765
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Relax.
766
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Just push it in.
767
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Do you think we would have been friends in high school?
768
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Yes, I think so.
769
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I don't know, I feel like you were prom queen or something.
770
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I didn't even go to prom.
771
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
What? Nobody asked you?
772
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Everyone asked me. The teachers asked me.
773
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
I had a date and a dress.
774
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
What happened?
775
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
It was a long time ago. Who cares?
776
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,000
I am interested.
777
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Well, you asked why my father didn't take care of my mother when she was sick.
778
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
That's because he was in town with his family.
779
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
They spend the summer here.
780
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Oh.
781
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
They had a relationship.
782
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
And then I came.
783
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I was just a mess he didn't want to deal with so he got his lawyers to clean everything up, gave my mom some money and a house to get us out.
784
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Years later, I wrote my father a letter asking him why he wanted nothing to do with me.
785
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:32,000
But on the morning of graduation, the letters were returned to me, unopened.
786
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:41,000
And so after that, I didn't want to go to prom, I didn't want to do anything, I just stayed in my room and cried.
787
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Why didn't you go back to him?
788
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Because damn, he left. He gave me work.
789
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
What?
790
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
can i kiss you
791
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
It's Jodi.
792
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
WHO?
793
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Jodi, my nanny. Do you remember? Meet at the lighthouse.
794
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Yes.
795
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Good.
796
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Are you sure you don't want to come back to my house and mess with my kids?
797
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Yes, Jodi!
798
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Greetings.
799
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Here it is.
800
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
My dick will bruise.
801
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
This must be the famous Maddie.
802
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000
And you're Jodi, you're Percy's nanny?
803
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Mr. Mary Poppins.
804
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Well, you guys stayed pretty close, huh?
805
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Oh yes, very close.
806
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
What are you there, friend?
807
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Oh, is that a Frisbee?
808
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Oh yeah, Maddie won it.
809
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Beautiful!
810
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Look at that.
811
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Maddie! Outcome!
812
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Hey, Percy, come on.
813
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Oh.
814
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Oh.
815
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Oh.
816
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
I understood.
817
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Real motor in that little guy.
818
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
What the hell do you want?
819
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Excuse me?
820
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
It's his parents' money, not his.
821
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Do you like little kids or something?
822
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Do I like small children? You are a male nanny.
823
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
What do you want from him?
824
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,000
The same as you. I want to meet him.
825
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
I have babysat for many powerful families here.
826
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
So if you hurt him, I'll hurt you.
827
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
What are you going to do, throw a pacifier at me?
828
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Hey stupid!
829
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
It was in a thorn bush, but I figured it out.
830
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
This is incredible.
831
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Okay, are you ready for your gift?
832
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Yes, I'm taking it out.
833
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Oh my God.
834
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Did you find this?
835
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
I figured it would push him into surfing early.
836
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Wow.
837
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
It turns on.
838
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Makes? Why don't we see if that makes it better?
839
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Yes, I have batteries.
840
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Beautiful.
841
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Hey, how's the Buick thing going?
842
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I haven't received it yet.
843
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Really?
844
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Oh.
845
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Why?
846
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,000
You mean they haven't given it to you yet?
847
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
You can sue him for that, you know?
848
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.
849
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
He just needs more of a connection first.
850
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I actually really like him making friends.
851
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
He will forget everything about me.
852
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
He will be going to college in the fall.
853
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Well, it's happening tonight.
854
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
We are having dinner.
855
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Are you going to dinner?
856
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Okay, so you're, like, dating then.
857
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Shut your mouth.
858
00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I know what I'm doing.
859
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Maddie.
860
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
It's me, Doug Cohn.
861
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
We went to high school together.
862
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Do you remember?
863
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Yes, you're right.
864
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I ran a varsity track.
865
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I left Sweet Cherry Ritmiana.
866
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Mrs. Walsh.
867
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Doug Cohn!
868
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
You were on TV.
869
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Didn't Mrs. Walsh go to jail?
870
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Uh, no.
871
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Mrs. Cohn did.
872
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
We got married.
873
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
But, you know, they never run that story.
874
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Well, how can I help you, Doug?
875
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.
876
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
I can tell you this is a fabulous neighborhood.
877
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I mean, an acre down the road.
878
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Name your prize, Maddie.
879
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
That was a great achievement, Doug.
880
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Listen, come on.
881
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000
If you don't pay your lien, the county will go out of business to sell your home.
882
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
You lose half the value of this property.
883
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Let me list it and you'll get full price.
884
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
So they can destroy this whole thing?
885
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Stay out of my yard, Doug.
886
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Is this a good idea?
887
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000
No, I love it.
888
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Finally we will go to prom.
889
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
I have something for you.
890
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I have this.
891
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
It's from my garden.
892
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Careful.
893
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:01,000
You look beautifull.
894
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Should we take a picture?
895
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I left my phone at home on purpose.
896
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
What?
897
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Yes.
898
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I do not believe you.
899
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
No, I did.
900
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
I do not believe you.
901
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
No, I didn't have it.
902
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
I just want to talk to you.
903
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Just crack it.
904
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
The claws are still sharp.
905
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000
I would like to have a much better event if I actually went to my prom.
906
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Why not?
907
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I just didn't ask anyone.
908
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Why?
909
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
I do not know.
910
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I think after everything that happened at school, I just wanted to stay invisible.
911
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,000
If they couldn't see me, they couldn't make fun of me.
912
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
People need to see who you are.
913
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000
You are big.
914
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Thank you.
915
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,000
What?
916
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Play something.
917
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
No.
918
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
I said you play.
919
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
You have to play something.
920
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
No, I won't play.
921
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000
If you don't play something, I'll make a toast to the whole restaurant about what a great lover you are.
922
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Good.
923
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
It's time for them to find out.
924
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
925
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
What?
926
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
What do you want me to play?
927
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
It does not matter.
928
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Play anything.
929
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Play for me.
930
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:45,000
the hell the hell shoot me the hell OK?
931
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
OK.
932
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:58,000
the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell the hell
933
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Average and hungry type.
934
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Nothing is new.
935
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I've seen it here before.
936
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Watching and waiting.
937
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Oh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door.
938
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
So much pain to watch.
939
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000
What do you think you're getting for free?
940
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:18,000
The woman is fierce, but softened by the shame of the pervert that you are.
941
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000
The issue is money.
942
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,000
If you're in it for love, you won't get very far.
943
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Oh, here she comes.
944
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
945
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Oh, yes, she won't.
946
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000
She is a man-eater.
947
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,000
I wouldn't be in your place.
948
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000
I know what she can do.
949
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000
She is a deadly man.
950
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:00,000
It can really rip your worth.
951
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I don't care.
952
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Oh, the beauty is there, but the beast is in her heart.
953
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Oh, here she comes.
954
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
955
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Oh, here she comes.
956
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000
She is a man-eater.
957
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
What the hell?
958
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
This was incredible.
959
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
How did you know that song?
960
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
We're talking about people eating, so...
961
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
That's what Owen taught us.
962
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
What are you?
963
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Percy.
964
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Natalie.
965
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Greetings.
966
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Oh my God.
967
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
This is very funny.
968
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
She was wonderful.
969
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Oh my God.
970
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
971
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Wait, my parents told me you're going to Princeton?
972
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Yes.
973
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
I am too.
974
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
What?
975
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
How funny is that?
976
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
I know.
977
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
This is huge.
978
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Oh.
979
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Maddie, this is Maddie.
980
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Maddie, nice to meet you.
981
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Are you friends with his parents?
982
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
No.
983
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
So, are you excited?
984
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yes, very excited.
985
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
It's wild.
986
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I look at them at all, like freshman girls at my high school, and I don't know, I just feel so old.
987
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yes.
988
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Yes.
989
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Very good to see you.
990
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000
I don't know what you're going to do later, but it's this party I'm going to.
991
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
There will be a bunch of Princeton people there.
992
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Oh, we have plans, but thank you very much.
993
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Oh bad.
994
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
I can send you the address.
995
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
He didn't bring his phone, so...
996
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Oh, I can give you the address.
997
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
There is no need.
998
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
It cannot be hurt.
999
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
It can hurt.
1000
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
31 Amagansett Street.
1001
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
It was very nice to meet you.
1002
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Oh my God.
1003
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Next year is going to be a lot of fun.
1004
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Yes, oh, this is so exciting.
1005
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Nice to meet you.
1006
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Nice to meet you, madam.
1007
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Good night.
1008
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Goodbye.
1009
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Very funny.
1010
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Don't forget to order a fake whore for dessert.
1011
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
This is, like, super cool.
1012
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Well, anyway, I can't believe you can do this, but you can't drive.
1013
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Yes, actually, so I've been thinking about getting my license.
1014
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
This is wonderful.
1015
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Yes?
1016
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Good.
1017
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:50,000
I mean, Princeton is five hours away by train, but if i have a car then i can -- it would be much easier for me to come back here on the weekend.
1018
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Well, you will...
1019
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
you will want to spend weekends at school.
1020
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Yes, you're probably right.
1021
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
You can always come visit me.
1022
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Well, I don't have a car.
1023
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
You can take the train.
1024
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
It's only five hours.
1025
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Yes.
1026
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
I just don't really -- I don't do long distance.
1027
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:23,000
I hear Montauk is best in the fall, but all the summer people are in Orem, so...
1028
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,000
It's quite a journey.
1029
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I don't know what you want.
1030
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:40,000
I just want to have fun tonight and not talk about all this stuff.
1031
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000
I'd like to leave, please.
1032
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Are you serious?
1033
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Yes.
1034
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,000
It's my problem too.
1035
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:06,000
I'm just trying to be realistic.
1036
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yes.
1037
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000
And me.
1038
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Are you drinking now?
1039
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I like Fairmount.
1040
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I'm going to college soon.
1041
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,000
I need to know how to drink properly.
1042
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Where are we going?
1043
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
It's a shortcut.
1044
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Princeton party?
1045
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You said I should hang out with people my own age, right?
1046
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
I didn't mean tonight.
1047
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Then don't go.
1048
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:57,000
No, yo, what's going on, you guys?
1049
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
It's your son Cameron B.
1050
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
We're kicking off summer right at a sick house party in Montauk.
1051
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Well, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.
1052
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000
If you or someone you know is being bullied, don't be afraid to speak up.
1053
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Bullying is not a...
1054
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Well, excuse me, ma'am.
1055
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000
What are you doing here?
1056
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
1057
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,000
That, my friend, is what we call a bully, eh?
1058
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,000
No, not a phone. Someone help a cute little girl.
1059
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I mean, how old are you?
1060
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,000
23 Hell, you're all alone...
1061
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
No disrespect, he loves cute girls.
1062
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
I love the big cats.
1063
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Well, why don't you two big cats kiss each other, then?
1064
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Is that an insult?
1065
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Of course he is a professor.
1066
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Why is having sex with each other an insult?
1067
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
See what you just did? Say it again.
1068
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000
No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
1069
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000
How did you say it then?
1070
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
It was a joke. I'm not - I'm with girls.
1071
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000
I'm not -- I'm not homophobic.
1072
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Where did you come from? Don't film me. Do not comment.
1073
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Have you seen Percy?
1074
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
He's not up here.
1075
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
He is with Natalie upstairs.
1076
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Mom, I'm on trial.
1077
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Percy?
1078
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Yes?
1079
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Wait, your name is Percy?
1080
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Yes.
1081
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Percy?
1082
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Sorry, go ahead.
1083
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Percy?
1084
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,000
It's not called human anymore?
1085
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Percy?
1086
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Percy?
1087
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Open this door!
1088
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Percy!
1089
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
Open this door, this is your last chance!
1090
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Percy!
1091
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Did you shoot him?
1092
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Oh my God.
1093
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Did you shoot him?
1094
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Oh no, please, nothing happened.
1095
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
I'm drunk, it's good.
1096
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Are you drunk already?
1097
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
No, no, he got something. I don't know, I think it was a pill.
1098
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Percy, did you get anything?
1099
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Percy, did you take a pill?
1100
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Come on.
1101
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Stick your fingers in your throat. Make yourself jump.
1102
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
I do not want.
1103
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Just feed it. Feed him.
1104
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Let me do it.
1105
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:52,000
do you feel better
1106
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
Not even at all.
1107
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:59,000
I didn't know you couldn't drink with hyperprop.
1108
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Is this what you got?
1109
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Who told the joke?
1110
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Okay, who told the joke?
1111
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Your dirty parents are here?
1112
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Do you think our son would have a party without our consent?
1113
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
This is. Come on, you don't belong here.
1114
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000
I don't belong here! I've lived here all my life! You don't belong here!
1115
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Don't attend a high school party, miss.
1116
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Well, we're leaving.
1117
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Okay, let's go. Stand back, okay?
1118
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Leave it!
1119
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Stay back!
1120
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,000
Get out of here. Come on.
1121
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Dont touch me!
1122
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Oh shit! Oh heck!
1123
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Oh, the fan!
1124
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Hell!
1125
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000
Don't leave, you go.
1126
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:58,000
I just want you to know, I would never hurt you.
1127
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:03,000
I know.
1128
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:08,000
I am ready for you.
1129
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Are you sure?
1130
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
Yes.
1131
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
Good.
1132
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
I am.
1133
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:29,000
I do not know. Where is the perforation?
1134
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Let me help you.
1135
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:40,000
I love you.
1136
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I love you.
1137
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Percy, you're drunk.
1138
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:53,000
A little. Is it okay?
1139
01:08:53,000 --> 01:09:01,000
i still love you I don't think we should do this when you're drunk. Not for the first time.
1140
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Good.
1141
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:08,000
I think we have to wait.
1142
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
I will not wait.
1143
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,000
This is what I wanted.
1144
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Well, look what the cat crawl did.
1145
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Fun night?
1146
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Yes, yes, really fun.
1147
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
This is good.
1148
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000
Hey, I'll take you to work. Can we talk.
1149
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,000
Actually, would it be okay if I drive?
1150
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000
I'm thinking about getting my license, so, you know, I can use the practice.
1151
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
My son, licensed driver.
1152
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Yeah, it's just, you know, if I have a car, it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.
1153
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Oh, your girlfriend?
1154
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Yes.
1155
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,000
Her name is, her name is Maddie.
1156
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,000
She's on the older side, but she's really, really fun.
1157
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,000
Fun is important.
1158
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Yes.
1159
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,000
She doesn't really want to do long distance, so I'm not going to Princeton.
1160
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
What?
1161
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,000
Just, you know, Maddie's here.
1162
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
It just makes sense to us.
1163
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
You're going to Princeton.
1164
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,000
I'm not. I am 19.
1165
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Good.
1166
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
I'm an adult now. I can make my own decisions.
1167
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000
And I'll stay here, okay?
1168
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Honey, why don't you go wait in the car, and daddy will be right out.
1169
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:38,000
What the hell was that?
1170
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Just relax, okay?
1171
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000
You drive for a living.
1172
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Let me get this.
1173
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
She is looking for Tesla.
1174
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
Call him immediately. I'm going to yell at her.
1175
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Are you going to yell at her?
1176
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Yes.
1177
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
You think I'm the kind of person who can convince him to go to college?
1178
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
You are right. You are right.
1179
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000
I know.
1180
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,000
You think they, uh, call it. Call him now.
1181
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Greetings. I wanted to call you.
1182
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Listen, I don't think I can do this.
1183
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Percy is very attached.
1184
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
You can have the car.
1185
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
Really?
1186
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000
Although we don't...
1187
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,000
Look, you brought him out of his shell, and that's all we wanted.
1188
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,000
But now he has an idea that he wants to stay in Montauk and...
1189
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,000
You have to convince him that he should go to college.
1190
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Yes.
1191
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Big. Big. I will sign over the title today.
1192
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:48,000
So if I can convince him to go to Princeton, I get the car?
1193
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Shouldn't I have sex with him anymore?
1194
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000
Hello, Maddy? Hello?
1195
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000
Hello?
1196
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Can I try some wine?
1197
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,000
Yes of course. I think it's okay.
1198
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Mm-hmm.
1199
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:56,000
Good. That's... That's good.
1200
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Easy there.
1201
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:09,000
Darling, please.
1202
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
You want to enjoy it.
1203
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Yes.
1204
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Enjoy it.
1205
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Oh!
1206
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Did I double the book?
1207
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:40,000
Aren't you going to ask Maddy about yourself?
1208
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000
Oh, Maddy?
1209
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000
Where are you from?
1210
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Actually, here. I'm from here.
1211
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,000
Yeah, actually, she's never... You've never left, have you?
1212
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Well, it's very nice here. I don't blame you.
1213
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,000
This chicken is delicious. Thank you.
1214
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Mom, you didn't make it. nest Where is it?
1215
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Well, the important thing is that it is delicious.
1216
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:06,000
I think the important thing is the truth.
1217
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,000
And I haven't been completely honest with you all.
1218
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:12,000
I didn't get the dates wrong.
1219
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:17,000
I just wanted to introduce you to them, but I didn't know how to explain how old you are.
1220
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Well, I'm not that old.
1221
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Uh, I actually know someone who married our high school Spanish teacher.
1222
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
40 years age difference.
1223
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000
40 years! And that's how old you are, right?
1224
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000
No.
1225
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000
You guys won't ask us how we met?
1226
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Oh, how did you meet?
1227
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Want to tell them? No, I will tell them.
1228
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,000
That's how we are. It's really random.
1229
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Maddy went in to adopt a dog.
1230
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Uh, yes, but I rejected her application because she was completely unqualified.
1231
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000
But we still hit it.
1232
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000
I mean, the first day we met, I had to cheat on him.
1233
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000
She was so filthy excited.
1234
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
Percy, Percy, be a gentleman.
1235
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000
I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm kidding.
1236
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
We actually have a lot in common.
1237
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000
We will both be old.
1238
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
Oh, I'm so - oh god, I'm so sorry.
1239
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,000
I have to get this, but please keep getting to know each other, you know?
1240
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
My favorite people.
1241
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Did you tell him? No.
1242
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:26,000
He brought the tools.
1243
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Okay, we have to move fast. We are in the middle of dinner.
1244
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,000
what do you have Baked chicken and salad.
1245
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
I love salad.
1246
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:44,000
She will hate not having slippers.
1247
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:51,000
It's very easy.
1248
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,000
She broke your heart, she broke your car because she's the only thing he cares about.
1249
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000
She was like everything else in my life.
1250
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Planned by my parents.
1251
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Ah, you're not doing anything.
1252
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,000
God the American generation.
1253
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Yeah, yeah, okay.
1254
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:34,000
War teacher.
1255
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:41,000
Hey, here it is.
1256
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000
All clear?
1257
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Hey.
1258
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,000
How do we do?
1259
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
Where were you?
1260
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:10,000
you okay? I'm - your parts are down.
1261
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000
I really don't think they can.
1262
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000
Well, can we just talk?
1263
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,000
I do not--
1264
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
Oh, my wrist.
1265
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:23,000
What is happening?
1266
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:30,000
I'm just a little confused.
1267
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,000
Because I--because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.
1268
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:39,000
So if there's something I don't know, just tell me.
1269
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
No.
1270
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000
No?
1271
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000
No.
1272
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,000
I want to. Let's do it.
1273
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:52,000
Let's have sex.
1274
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
If that's what you want, it will make you happy.
1275
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Yes. Yes.
1276
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Big.
1277
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Big.
1278
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:26,000
Um, what - what do I - what do I do?
1279
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000
Get on top.
1280
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,000
Good.
1281
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Good.
1282
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,000
And now--
1283
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,000
I'am happy.
1284
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000
Percy, you're not.
1285
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
I have not passed it.
1286
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,000
Oh heck!
1287
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:54,000
did you go too?
1288
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,000
did you go too?
1289
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,000
No.
1290
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:03,000
That was - those were my thighs.
1291
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Joking.
1292
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Yes.
1293
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:22,000
By the way, your car was in the forest, crushed by a tree.
1294
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000
What?
1295
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,000
I had some kind of silly idea that I actually liked you.
1296
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,000
Percy.
1297
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000
Was there any truth?
1298
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,000
Yes.
1299
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:39,000
It's true. I've told you things I've never told anyone.
1300
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:44,000
I was just trying to save my house. It wasn't personal.
1301
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,000
It felt personal.
1302
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Percy, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.
1303
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,000
You have to go.
1304
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,000
I think.
1305
01:19:51,000 --> 01:20:18,000
The truth is, one day I'll live in Paris or something and come back to visit Moontauk and you'll still be here.
1306
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,000
How much money do your parents have?
1307
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000
A set of completed classes. Well, you guys are close.
1308
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:28,000
But you are rich, aren't you? For example, you never have to worry about money.
1309
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,000
So my life is great, right? I dont have problems.
1310
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000
I will lose my house.
1311
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:39,000
And I don't have a rich father who can help me.
1312
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,000
Actually, Maddie, yes.
1313
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:44,000
And you will waste your whole life in that house waiting for him to come back and apologize.
1314
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,000
Because you've never actually been past New York, have you?
1315
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,000
Because you've never actually been past New York, have you?
1316
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,000
Yes.
1317
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,000
What? Gary, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
1318
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,000
This is not my car.
1319
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:50,000
Well, your name is in the title. It's your car.
1320
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:55,000
What should I do with a car that doesn't work?
1321
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,000
Who says it doesn't work?
1322
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:01,000
These things are built to last.
1323
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,000
Unlike us.
1324
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,000
What?
1325
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,000
I didn't say anything.
1326
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,000
What the hell, you guys?
1327
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,000
Percy, the tongue.
1328
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,000
You can't tell me what to do anymore. I am the parents now.
1329
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:32,000
Okay, what other things have you done for me that I don't know about?
1330
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:36,000
That time I beat you at basketball, did you let me win?
1331
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,000
No. You beat me fairly.
1332
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:44,000
What about Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy, the kid who bullied me.
1333
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,000
Have you ruled it out?
1334
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,000
No. I was told that it was his dream to go to military school.
1335
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Okay, whatever it is, it's done.
1336
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:58,000
You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone password.
1337
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,000
For what?
1338
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,000
Okay, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
1339
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,000
I know you're trying to help me, but you're not.
1340
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,000
You must let me fail or succeed on my own.
1341
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,000
Is it understood?
1342
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Okay, you can go.
1343
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,000
Good.
1344
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:22,000
Stop! Leave it to him.
1345
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,000
Yes.
1346
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
Kelly!
1347
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,000
I have your picture.
1348
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,000
Come inside.
1349
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,000
Come in!
1350
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,000
Oh.
1351
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000
New bed! Check it out!
1352
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,000
Yes. And that car is a little bumpy.
1353
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:57,000
What do you want. Summer is over, we've got our town back, and we can still have Thanksgiving at my house.
1354
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,000
Yes.
1355
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,000
What?
1356
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:07,000
Good. Good. I will do it. Here goes.
1357
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:12,000
Sara has something to tell you.
1358
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,000
Thanks, Jim.
1359
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:20,000
I think we're going to Florida.
1360
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,000
What?
1361
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,000
I know. I know. We wouldn't do it if we didn't have to. You know that. I don't want to go to Florida.
1362
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,000
We just can't afford to buy our place here.
1363
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,000
And we can't continue to stay with Jim's parents when the baby comes.
1364
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,000
They only have one bathroom.
1365
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,000
I can not believe that.
1366
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,000
We are really out of options. We are sorry.
1367
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
Yes. We want to stay.
1368
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:42,000
Don't be angry. I'm not crazy. I just...
1369
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,000
I can't believe you're leaving.
1370
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,000
I can't believe you're staying.
1371
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:50,000
What will she say?
1372
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,000
You know what? I just... My friend is in the bathroom.
1373
01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:01,000
I just want to say that... I don't know.
1374
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,000
How long will you continue to do this?
1375
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,000
Are you having sex for Buicks? This is probably it.
1376
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,000
This was not what I wanted.
1377
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,000
I did what I had to do to save my mom's house, okay?
1378
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,000
Yes.
1379
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,000
You keep saying this, but...
1380
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:18,000
Your mother wanted you to be happy.
1381
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,000
And you don't look happy.
1382
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,000
I'am happy. Are you?
1383
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:27,000
I like my life here.
1384
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:32,000
OK.
1385
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,000
I must tell you that I will be back in town tomorrow morning.
1386
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,000
tomorrow? Can't login faster?
1387
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,000
No. Late.
1388
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,000
Oh.
1389
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:47,000
What is this?
1390
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,000
Finger trap? I used to love these things.
1391
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:59,000
So do you live in the city?
1392
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,000
Mm-hmm.
1393
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,000
Have you been here all summer?
1394
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,000
Where is that question, Annie?
1395
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,000
I'm trying to get to know you.
1396
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,000
I'm sorry.
1397
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,000
Circle...
1398
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:16,000
I have an idea.
1399
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,000
Close your eyes for me.
1400
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,000
Come on, close them.
1401
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,000
Give me the finger.
1402
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Forward.
1403
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
Up.
1404
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,000
Good. Open your eyes.
1405
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Oh, what the hell?
1406
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,000
Oh! hell!
1407
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000
Oh!
1408
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000
Stop pulling it!
1409
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,000
This is a gift from a friend!
1410
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,000
Oh! Oh! Don't pull it! Don't pull it!
1411
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,000
You have to push yourself to get out.
1412
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,000
IM trying!
1413
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,000
Ugh.
1414
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:45,000
Oh.
1415
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,000
It was kind of weird, huh?
1416
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,000
Anyway...
1417
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,000
I live in Battery Park.
1418
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,000
Get out.
1419
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,000
Yes.
1420
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,000
Yes.
1421
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:54,000
Doug Connor, Realty.
1422
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:56,000
Doug, it's Maddie.
1423
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,000
I want to sell.
1424
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,000
Big.
1425
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,000
Don't get too excited.
1426
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,000
Here's the catch.
1427
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:09,000
hey is he here No.
1428
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,000
Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
1429
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,000
Are you going to tell him I came in?
1430
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000
Absolutely not.
1431
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,000
Really?
1432
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,000
Yes.
1433
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,000
He went to hell. He is a special boy.
1434
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:24,000
Cocaine!
1435
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,000
OK.
1436
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,000
Let's hear it.
1437
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,000
My name is Jody and I am registered...
1438
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Remember when I said I made some powerful friends, Nanahan?
1439
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:41,000
This includes the Suffolk County Tax Assessor.
1440
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,000
And they will make your property taxes go up.
1441
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,000
Very high.
1442
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,000
I sold the house.
1443
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:53,000
Sorry, can I use your bathroom?
1444
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,000
It's number two.
1445
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,000
It's Maddie.
1446
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:04,000
can i talk to him He is not at home.
1447
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,000
He will be at the Princeton Mixer later.
1448
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,000
Good.
1449
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,000
Thank you.
1450
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:40,000
Several dining clubs to choose from if you arrive in the new year.
1451
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000
I can't wait to get eaten at Princeton.
1452
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,000
What?
1453
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000
I tried to call you. You can't ignore me.
1454
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,000
Leave me alone.
1455
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,000
Percy, lock me out.
1456
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:53,000
I don't owe you anything.
1457
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,000
Stop.
1458
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,000
Percy.
1459
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:57,000
I don't owe you anything.
1460
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,000
I don't owe you anything.
1461
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,000
Well, I owe you something.
1462
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
Our friendship is real.
1463
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,000
You made me realize that I had to push to get out.
1464
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,000
I was hurt.
1465
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,000
So I hurt people.
1466
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:11,000
Percy.
1467
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,000
Percy!
1468
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,000
Percy, open the door.
1469
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:16,000
Come on, open the door.
1470
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,000
Please, let's talk.
1471
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:23,000
What are you doing?
1472
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,000
Remove the hood.
1473
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,000
I don't want anything to do with you.
1474
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,000
I won't come down until you talk to me.
1475
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,000
Then I think we are doing this.
1476
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,000
Hey, easy.
1477
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:36,000
What the hell?
1478
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,000
This is scary.
1479
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,000
I can't believe he's in this.
1480
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,000
Then go down.
1481
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,000
No!
1482
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:43,000
Not until you trust me that I care about you.
1483
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,000
You lied to me.
1484
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,000
Just take a dirty car.
1485
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
I don't mind you.
1486
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,000
Go down.
1487
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,000
Go down.
1488
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,000
Let's talk.
1489
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:53,000
Get off the hood of my car.
1490
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,000
Make me...
1491
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,000
I don't know how.
1492
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:01,000
I can't breathe.
1493
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,000
Oh god, I'm walking.
1494
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,000
Help!
1495
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,000
Help!
1496
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,000
fire!
1497
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:26,000
Oh shit.
1498
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:27,000
Oh my God.
1499
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:41,000
Bernie!
1500
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,000
Bernie!
1501
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,000
Bernie!
1502
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:55,000
I'm sorry.
1503
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,000
I'm sorry.
1504
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:22,000
I just got my license and I've already wrecked two cars.
1505
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,000
You? It is not dilapidated.
1506
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,000
I fixed it.
1507
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,000
It's made with a little love.
1508
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:34,000
My grandfather shot himself in that nuclear weapon.
1509
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,000
I'm kidding.
1510
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:39,000
You little shit.
1511
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:42,000
You're lucky I came back for you.
1512
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,000
Where would you be without me?
1513
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:49,000
I would definitely still be a virgin.
1514
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:52,000
You're still a virgin, not yet.
1515
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,000
No, that actually counts.
1516
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:58,000
Well, you can tell your college friends whatever you want.
1517
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:01,000
If I make any friends.
1518
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:05,000
What do you mean, what friends?
1519
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:14,000
I think we'll probably be back for Thanksgiving.
1520
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,000
I won't be here.
1521
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:20,000
I sold my house and am moving to California.
1522
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,000
You'll be fine.
1523
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,900
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?
1524
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,000
I am older than you.
1525
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:41,000
You'll be fine.
1526
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:44,000
We'll both be fine.
1527
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,000
I'm sorry.
1528
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,000
I'm sorry.
1529
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:58,000
I'm sorry.
1530
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:04,000
i...
1531
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,000
Yes?
1532
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,000
It still matters.
1533
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:20,000
Oh, you didn't blindfold me and tell me you're having an affair?
1534
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,000
OK.
1535
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,000
What am I looking at?
1536
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,000
The house.
1537
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,000
The house?
1538
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:24,000
Instead of selling it to some rich idiot, I decided to sell it to you guys.
1539
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,000
Yes, regular ass.
1540
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,000
Who had to sell one of the boats.
1541
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,000
Hey, we can't.
1542
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,000
No, we can.
1543
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,000
But you could have gotten more for it.
1544
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,000
I had enough.
1545
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,000
That's how we stay.
1546
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,000
This is what we wanted.
1547
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,000
Oh my God.
1548
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,000
Oh my God.
1549
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:44,000
Oh wait.
1550
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,000
Oh.
1551
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,000
Right, the thing you did.
1552
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,000
There she is.
1553
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,000
Should we decide?
1554
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,000
We will do it.
1555
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,000
We'll do it as soon as you leave.
1556
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:59,000
Well, I think that's it.
1557
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,000
Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
1558
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,000
Or not.
1559
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:03,000
Absolutely fine either way.
1560
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,000
Yes, we are fine.
1561
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,000
Are you guys going to be ok?
1562
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,000
Yes Yes.
1563
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:09,000
Finally empty nesters.
1564
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:12,000
Come on, get out of here, you.
1565
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,000
I love you guys.
1566
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,000
We love you so much.
1567
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,000
I love you too, huh?
1568
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,000
Please don't follow me.
1569
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,000
No.
1570
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:20,000
Good.
1571
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:21,000
Good.
1572
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:26,000
Sure you don't want help with the bags?
1573
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:27,000
No, I got it.
1574
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:36,000
Well, let him live.
1575
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:40,000
I'm sorry.
1576
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:41,000
it's okay.
1577
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:46,000
Dear.
1578
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:51,000
Yes, that's it.
1579
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,000
Yes.
1580
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,000
Good.
1581
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:57,000
OK.
1582
01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:58,000
Yes, see you soon.
1583
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:59,000
Nice to meet you.
1584
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:05,000
Good.
1585
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,000
Beautiful.
1586
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,000
Yes.
1587
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,000
OK.
1588
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,000
See you guys for Thanksgiving.
1589
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,000
Yes.
1590
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,000
Good.
1591
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:15,000
The wrong way.
1592
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,000
Goodbye dear.
1593
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:17,000
Goodbye.
1594
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:28,000
Your Uber is here.
1595
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:30,000
I didn't ask for any conversation.
1596
01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,000
Oh, we're talking, mate.
1597
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:34,000
All the way to Princeton.
1598
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:39,000
Then I'll call you from my home in California, tell you about my new boyfriend.
1599
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:42,000
New boyfriend?
1600
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:44,000
He is an ex-cop.
1601
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,000
Good.
1602
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000
He has had several drug addictions in the past.
1603
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,000
Huh.
1604
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,000
Do you want to meet him?
1605
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,000
No.
1606
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,000
Well, he really wants to meet you.
1607
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,000
Fish.
1608
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:57,000
Greetings.
1609
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:02,000
Ready to leave?
1610
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:05,000
After.
1611
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,000
Are you?
1612
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After.
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I saw you smiling in the summer sun.
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I saw you long hair flying with me.
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I decided it was meant to be.
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One day, lady, you will accompany me.
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One day, lady, you will accompany me.
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