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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:55,077 Do you remember the day we met? 2 00:00:56,065 --> 00:00:58,278 I do. I remember it well. 3 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:08,158 Very rarely have I felt I was being watched the way I did that day. 4 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:12,465 And then you said, "Can I sit at your table?" 5 00:01:12,663 --> 00:01:15,073 Which are wonderful words if you think about it. 6 00:01:15,271 --> 00:01:17,563 I think everyone should say them once in their lives. 7 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:24,794 It can't be easy picking someone up like that at a cafe. 8 00:01:25,624 --> 00:01:27,917 I've never laughed with anyone the way I laugh with you. 9 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:32,066 I don't even know why I left that day. 10 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:33,686 I wasn't busy 11 00:01:34,081 --> 00:01:38,112 and you were the best thing that had happened to me in ages. 12 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:39,416 Ever. 13 00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:45,541 And then... 14 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,782 thank goodness I plucked up the courage to send you that text. 15 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,126 And kiss you. 16 00:01:53,129 --> 00:01:54,433 I don't... 17 00:01:54,591 --> 00:01:57,358 I don't think I've ever kissed anyone that way before. 18 00:02:31,146 --> 00:02:35,216 You know, since the first time we met in that cafe, 19 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:38,694 I've known I would grow old beside you. 20 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,922 Even if you make me angry because you're a Neapolitan oaf. 21 00:02:50,035 --> 00:02:52,842 You open my heart and when I am with you, 22 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:56,359 I know if I open my heart nothing bad will happen to me. 23 00:03:00,468 --> 00:03:03,393 You made me feel at home the way I never have. 24 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:06,633 And I don't know whether to be grateful for that 25 00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:10,585 and I don't remember if I've told you I want to spend my life with you. 26 00:03:11,415 --> 00:03:15,530 But I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 27 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:21,374 Oh God... 28 00:03:21,374 --> 00:03:22,110 Paolo... Oh God... 29 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:22,875 Paolo... 30 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,329 Will you marry me? 31 00:03:28,329 --> 00:03:28,440 Oh God! Will you marry me? 32 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,633 Oh God! 33 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:33,770 - Oh God, no! - What do you mean? 34 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:34,415 No, I don't mean you. 35 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:34,770 Yes, to you. Of course it's yes. No, I don't mean you. 36 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:38,660 Yes, to you. Of course it's yes. 37 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:43,370 - Come here. - Where does it go? 38 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,520 Here. 39 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,180 I hope it fits. 40 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,900 You're such a fool. 41 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,100 Looks good. 42 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I love you. 43 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,500 So do I. 44 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,500 Can't you even say it on this occasion? 45 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,500 - What? - "I love you". 46 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,750 I said it. 47 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,000 No, you said, "so do I", that's not the same thing. 48 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,990 You know I'm not able to say it. 49 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,110 Okay, but you're not Fonzie, this isn't Happy Days, you know. 50 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,150 I know, but I just can't. 51 00:04:14,310 --> 00:04:15,890 - What can I say? - Nothing. 52 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:22,260 I was thinking about something I've been meaning to say for a while. 53 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:27,160 What if I went with you and Benedetta to Italy tomorrow? 54 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,500 - Italy? - To meet Mum and Dad. 55 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,660 - My parents? - Yes, we can both tell them the news. 56 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:37,760 And work out where to get to married, whether in Berlin or Italy. 57 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:40,480 We'll go round telling all the family. 58 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:43,120 We'll choose the wedding favors because... 59 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,120 What's up? 60 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:51,390 Nothing, it's just I've an audition near Alexanderplatz and... 61 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,750 - You don't want me to come to Italy? - It's not that. 62 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,100 It sounds like it. 63 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,000 We've booked tickets for tomorrow, and what would you do about work? 64 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:03,500 - I'll resign, it's no big deal. - Resign? 65 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:06,720 I work in a bar, I'm not an engineer for NASA! 66 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:10,480 Yes, but going to Italy like that, with you, I don't... 67 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:13,490 Antonio, it's time you sorted this thing out. 68 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,500 - Yes, like you did with your mum... - Meaning? 69 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:19,240 - You haven't spoken for three years. - My mother knows who I am. 70 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,250 And if she won't accept it, that's her problem. 71 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,250 But you told me your parents knew that... 72 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 - Of course they know. - I don't reckon so. 73 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:29,500 We've never discussed it, but parents know when a son is queer. 74 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:32,500 Well, I think you should explain it a bit better. 75 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:35,980 - Won't you tell them about the wedding? - Of course I will. 76 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:38,000 But to go there together, right now... 77 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,550 Antonio, it's easy to be gay in Berlin... 78 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:46,200 I don't want to spend my life with a guy who pretends to be someone else. 79 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:48,210 Why are you pressuring me? 80 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,930 Because you've just asked me to marry you. 81 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,170 Okay, you can come with me. 82 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,500 Where to? 83 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:07,000 To see my parents and tell them we're getting married. 84 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Are you sure? 85 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,010 I'm sure. 86 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:16,750 - You've nothing else to say? - Like what? 87 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:20,000 - Like, I love you. - Yes... 88 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Fuck you... 89 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Jerk! 90 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,900 - Hi. - Hi. 91 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:54,750 - How are things? - Fine, and you? 92 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,100 So-so... 93 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,010 So you're now living with what's-his-name... 94 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,000 - Paolo. - Yes, sorry. 95 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:04,010 - I have to go. - Right. 96 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,500 - What do you want? - You didn't answer my calls. 97 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:10,500 - I thought you were dead. - No, I'm alive. 98 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,990 - Thank goodness. - Camilla, I have to go. 99 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,010 Antonio, wait a sec. 100 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:19,000 - Why are you being so cold? - You force me to be like that. 101 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:22,600 I don't force anyone to do anything, I just want to be with you! 102 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,830 And I don't. 103 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:28,000 We split up three years ago and I'm engaged. I'm gay! 104 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:31,990 Gay... Perhaps it's only temporary... 105 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 It happens to everyone, it's a phase... 106 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:36,990 What if I told Paolo we recently made love? 107 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,550 We didn't make love. We had drunken sex in the disco's toilets. 108 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:42,980 It was your birthday, you were suicidal, that's not making love. 109 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,500 And what's the point of telling Paolo? 110 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:49,000 - He wouldn't be very happy to find out. - I agree with you. 111 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:54,250 Camilla, you're not well. Why don't you find a good shrink? 112 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:56,010 - Are you saying I'm crazy? - No. 113 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:58,750 But a shrink might be able to help you. 114 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:03,010 I don't need any help, I need to be with you. I love you. 115 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:06,990 I'm gay. I'm sorry, but that's the way I am. 116 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,010 Benedetta? 117 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Can you go? 118 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 God, stop it... I'm coming. 119 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,920 Donato Lavopa. 120 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 What was her name? 121 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,500 - Benedetta? - Benedetta. 122 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,500 - I don't believe it! - You speak Italian? 123 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:17,990 Where are you from? 124 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,990 You know who I am. Donato Lavopa. 125 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,500 I spoke to you and Antonio, about that room on the Internet. 126 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,010 The room? To sleep in. 127 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,500 It's amazing, you've got the same voice. 128 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:34,160 - Same voice as who? - My father. 129 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 - So, is Benedetta in? - Yes, I'm Benedetta. 130 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:42,840 You could have said so straight away, we've been standing here ages. 131 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:44,450 I'm sorry. Come in. 132 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:50,500 - Haven't you got any luggage? - I've got all I need. 133 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,510 Shut the door... we're in Germany here. 134 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,490 Oh God, I'm sorry! 135 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,000 They've left the place in a mess, sorry. 136 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,900 Can I get you something? 137 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,700 Half a glass of water so I can take a pill. 138 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,300 What do you take? 139 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:12,500 Tranquilizers, it's the jet lag, it always makes me feel a bit... 140 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:15,010 Can I have one too? 141 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:18,100 These are strong, they're not to be taken like sweets. 142 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:22,000 - Yes, but I've got jet lag too. - You've not been anywhere. 143 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:27,000 I know, but neither have you really, you don't get jet lag from Italy. 144 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:30,000 Okay... here. 145 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,010 Thanks. 146 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:33,670 Very kind. 147 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,040 Who was that at the door? 148 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,490 Hi. 149 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,400 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Paolo. 150 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,500 - I spoke to Antonio, right? - Yes. 151 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:47,500 - This is Donato, our new flatmate. - Welcome, nice to meet you. 152 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,000 - Thanks. - Good journey? 153 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,500 Yes, even if plane journeys make me feel a bit... 154 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,000 - Has she told you you're like her dad? - Yes. 155 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,680 Come on, silly! He's identical! 156 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,690 Apart from his mustache, he's identical! 157 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,500 - Since he died, she tells everyone that. - I know, it's part of mourning. 158 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:07,500 - Where are you from? - A town in the Bari area. 159 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:11,000 Are you from the south too? I'm from a village near Naples. 160 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Amazing... What? 161 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 - What's your job? - I'm a bus driver. 162 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:21,000 Of course... dressed like that. And you've been transferred to Berlin? 163 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,600 No, it was my own decision to come. 164 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,780 Just like that... 165 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,500 How come you want to share a place instead of getting your own? 166 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:40,000 First of all, it's a lot cheaper. 167 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 And also because I'm going through a bad patch right now. 168 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 It's a transition period and I need a bit of company. 169 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I'd rather not be on my own. 170 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 How come? 171 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,500 Do you want the truth? 172 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I was on my own in the house one night... 173 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,500 Or I thought I was on my own... 174 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,000 my wife and daughter were upstairs with my mother-in-law. 175 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Then suddenly my daughter opens the door... 176 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Oh God, Mum! 177 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 My wife appeared.... 178 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 "Oh God, shut the door, don't look!" 179 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 She covered the kid's eyes. 180 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 They kicked up a fuss... 181 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,320 - They caught me at it. - With your mistress? 182 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,370 No, no mistress! 183 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:29,740 If only there was! 184 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800 I was dressed as a woman... 185 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,500 - Yes. - So what? 186 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Was it the first time you'd dressed as a woman? 187 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Yes, the first time. 188 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,020 I don't know what came over me. 189 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:56,000 I'd been thinking of it for some time. 190 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 I felt this thing inside, I wanted to try it. 191 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 So, I was standing there... 192 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I was wearing a skirt, high heels and a wig. 193 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I felt happy, I had this sense of well-being. 194 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Don't ask me what it was, I don't know... 195 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,710 But it felt good. 196 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 I'm not with you, do you fancy men? 197 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:22,000 No, I don't know, I've never thought about it. 198 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:27,000 It's just that I like dressing up as a woman. 199 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:33,000 - So what then? - My wife was ashamed... 200 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I mean, it's not as if I had killed anyone... 201 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I put a skirt on, what the hell... 202 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 No, of course... 203 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000 I had been to Berlin in 1986 and I said to myself... 204 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 You know what, I'm leaving home, and that's the end of it. 205 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,500 What do you do? 206 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 I'm an actor. 207 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I work as a barman to pay my way, but... 208 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,500 That's nice. What about you? 209 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Nothing, I'm rich and I don't need to work. 210 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000 But I always need clothes because I like them. 211 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go, I've got nothing to wear 212 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,500 and tomorrow we're leaving for Italy, so see you later. 213 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,500 Forgive me, but she said you were leaving. 214 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,500 - Who's leaving? - Me, her and Antonio, my partner. 215 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,000 - Are you an item? - Yes, we're going to Italy for Easter. 216 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I'll finally get to meet his parents, I'm so excited. 217 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Who's staying here then? 218 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 - You. - On my own? 219 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 You should be pleased, 220 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,750 you'll have the house to yourself, you'll be free to... 221 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,750 I've just told you, I don't want to be on my own. 222 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:44,500 I might do something silly if I'm on my own. 223 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I'm not well! 224 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,000 I'm sorry you're not well, but we had this all planned. 225 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,500 Listen, I tell you what, can I come with you? 226 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,500 - With us? - Yes. 227 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,000 - Where to? - Where is it you're going? 228 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 No! 229 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,500 - Are you crazy? - It's a problem being on my own. 230 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,000 Call a friend in Berlin and go out for a walk. 231 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,500 I was here back in 1986, I don't know anyone now. 232 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,250 I'll have to ask Antonio. 233 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,000 - Paolo, can you come here a minute? - Okay. 234 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,900 - Wait... - We'll discuss it later. 235 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Darn it, I just knew it! 236 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:33,000 Jeez, all on my own in Berlin... and it's cold too. 237 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 It's this way. 238 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 - Do you know him? - No. 239 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,500 - What's wrong? - What do you think? 240 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,000 I'm speechless. 241 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,500 - We couldn't leave him on his own. - Why not? 242 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,500 When we said he couldn't come, he tried to slit his wrists. 243 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,000 We don't even know him, what do I tell my parents? 244 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,500 I've enough with you... all we need is a depressed trans! 245 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,000 - Take it easy. - Yeah... 246 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 We look like the Village People. 247 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,500 Come on. 248 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,050 Go on, talk over each other... 249 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,500 Talk over each other... 250 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Yes, you have your say... 251 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 That's enough! 252 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 It's a difficult moment for everybody! 253 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000 It's a difficult moment for everybody, just as you said. 254 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:30,000 For everybody, not just for our town, for Italy and Europe. 255 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 The refugees will keep coming 256 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 until we solve the problems in their own countries. 257 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,000 I mean, we have taken people in, not refugees. 258 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 It's a matter of sensitivity, of being human. It's not a political matter. 259 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Of course, it is for us too. 260 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 There aren't many of us left. Only 250 inhabitants. 261 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 The town is crumbling under our feet, Roberto. 262 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,000 You promised to do something to stop the erosion, but you haven't. 263 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 You've brought refugees here. 264 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,500 The town is crumbling under our feet due to the fifteen people I took in? 265 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Have you seen them? 266 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 How much will they weigh collectively? 800 kg? 267 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 That means if I go on a diet, if the whole town goes on a diet, 268 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,500 we will compensate for these fifteen people. 269 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:19,000 I reckon the town is crumbling under the crap you come out with. 270 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,250 You're the one who talks crap! 271 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,500 Civita's problems won't get solved by your wit. 272 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,870 Wit has always helped to solve problems. 273 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Isn't it better to solve them with wit? 274 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,500 Structural work is expensive. We don't have the money, the funding. 275 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:39,000 We have to turn this town from a poor one into a rich one. 276 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,000 - How far has the survey got? - You all know how far we've got. 277 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,500 It will take 300 years for the town to disappear. 278 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,000 300 years is a long time. 279 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:52,000 People aren't leaving because it's collapsing, there are no jobs. 280 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,500 We live in one of Italy's most beautiful towns, we must exploit that. 281 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,500 We have to promote it, we have to bring the tourists in. 282 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Tourists, not refugees. 283 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Not again! 284 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,000 The whole world's moving towards integration. 285 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Races are mingling, let's try and welcome these people. 286 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,500 You didn't know me when I arrived here, right? 287 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,500 I was a stranger, but you elected me mayor. 288 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,000 So trust me! 289 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:23,500 A town without employment is a town that is dying. 290 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Fuckin' hell! 291 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,000 It's beautiful! 292 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,500 They call it the "dying town". 293 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,500 - And your father's the mayor? - Yes, he was elected last year. 294 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,500 It's actually my mother's birthplace. 295 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,000 My dad's from the north, they came to live here when they got married. 296 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,500 It looks like a crib scene. Do you like it? 297 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,500 To be honest... 298 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,500 Hi, guys. 299 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,500 - Are those children? - It's for Easter. 300 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,500 - Why are they dressed like that? - It's the Via Crucis tonight. 301 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,500 Really? With Jesus and everything? 302 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,500 - Yes. - Who plays Jesus? 303 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,000 I do. 304 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,000 - Really? - Tell me you're doing it this year! 305 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Yes, I am this year too. 306 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,500 With the crown of thorns and robe? With a beard too? 307 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,000 I'm not sure about the beard... but Jesus, yes. 308 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,500 It's just that I adore Jesus! 309 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500 I don't know why. 310 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 This Gothic style makes me... 311 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,500 Gothic? No, this is probably medieval. 312 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,500 Yeah, Baroque... 313 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,500 Like in "The Name of the Rose"... that rarefied atmosphere. 314 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,500 - Donato, I beg you... - Beg me what? 315 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,000 Nothing, just keep quiet. 316 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500 Mum! 317 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,000 There you are! I've just finished getting your rooms ready. 318 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:16,500 I'll be right down, darling. 319 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,750 You're here then, hi! 320 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,000 You look well, my little boy! 321 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 - Are these your friends? - Yes. 322 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,500 - Hello, I'm Roberto. - Paolo. 323 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,500 - Benedetta. - The landlady? 324 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,500 - Yes. - Very pretty. 325 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,500 - I've missed you so much. - Me too. 326 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,500 This is Paolo. 327 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:42,000 - This is Benedetta. - Hello, Benedetta, nice to meet you. 328 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,500 Welcome. 329 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,000 And this is Donato, our new flatmate in Berlin. Welcome. 330 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And this is Donato, our new flatmate in Berlin. 331 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 - It's stuck. - Don't worry, these things happen. 332 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 - Donato Lavopa. - Nice to meet you. 333 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000 - Okay, shall we go in? - I'll show you the house, Benedetta! 334 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 - It's nice here. - Do you like it? 335 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,500 - It's Baroque, eh? - Baroque? 336 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,000 - Yes. - If you say so. 337 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,000 This way. 338 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500 Come in. 339 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Remember, Antonio, these were single beds, I've made them into one. 340 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 This is lovely! 341 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 I had one in my bedroom when I was little. 342 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:29,000 I lived for art 343 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,500 I lived for love 344 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:40,500 Never did I harm 345 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:45,500 A living creature 346 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,500 Maria Callas! 347 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500 Well done! 348 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 If it's okay by you, 349 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,500 Benedetta and Donato can sleep in here, 350 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,500 and Paolo and me in the other room. 351 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yes, okay. 352 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,500 Good. I'll go and get dinner ready. 353 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:14,500 Remember the procession tonight, Brother Francesco will be over soon. 354 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,500 Thanks for everything. 355 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,000 You're welcome. 356 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Come on. 357 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Behave yourselves... 358 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,000 - Which side do you prefer? - The left side. 359 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,500 Can I sleep on the left? It's nearer the door, you never know. 360 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,500 There we are. 361 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,500 It's ready. 362 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,500 It looks delicious. 363 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,500 No, thanks, not for me... 364 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,500 - Don't you like rabbit? - Yes, of course. 365 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,700 Before they kill and skin it... 366 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,000 and put two olives where its lungs should be, it's nice. 367 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000 - That's a no then. - No, thanks, sorry. 368 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 - What can I get you to eat? - Have you any spirits? 369 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,500 There's my homemade walnut liqueur. 370 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,000 - Great! - Is that all you want for dinner? 371 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,000 If you want, I've got some mezcal with a worm. I add the worm myself. 372 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,500 - She's a vegan... - The worm's fish! 373 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,500 - I don't eat fish either. - It's not fish. 374 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 - Do you want some? - Absolutely! 375 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Skinned or not, I eat anything... you can be sure of that. 376 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,260 A friend of mine had a rabbit fur coat. 377 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,000 With a polenta collar? 378 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,500 Yes, he was from Milan, perhaps you know him. 379 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:35,000 No, I was only joking, I've never met him. 380 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Now we've got to know each other better, 381 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000 perhaps we can start using our surnames again. 382 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,500 Yes, absolutely. 383 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,000 What have you done to your wrists? 384 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:54,000 The usual accident at work. 385 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,500 - Who he is? - Don't ask. 386 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500 He was injured at work. 387 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,000 - I was driving the bus... - You drive a bus? 388 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 - Yes, piloting... - Piloting? 389 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Well, I was driving and at a certain point... 390 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,500 an antelope jumped right out in front of me! 391 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,500 An antelope, in Molfetta? 392 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,500 It had escaped from a herd of antelopes from Fasano Zoo. 393 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,500 Antelopes do escape. 394 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,000 - In Fasano they have... - Yes. 395 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Right in front of me. 396 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,000 And I was like this, and I was so surprised... 397 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,500 I braked really hard... 398 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,500 And I took a hard blow, 399 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:38,800 and with my wrists on the steering wheel... 400 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,000 It was so painful! 401 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000 I dislocated my carpus, metacarpus... 402 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,500 - What's the other one called? - Rotula. 403 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,750 - What about the antelope? - Gone. 404 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:51,000 - Did it survive? - It disintegrated on the windscreen. 405 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 - They found one hoof in Foggia! - He's funny. 406 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Antonio says you're the mayor. 407 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Well done, I hear you're very open towards integration. 408 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 It's not easy, but it gives me a lot of satisfaction, thanks. 409 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 What do you do? 410 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,500 - I'd like to be an actor. - Like Antonio? 411 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Yes! We met when we were in a musical together. 412 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,500 - You were in a musical? - No. 413 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,500 Yes. 414 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:23,000 I didn't sing and dance in it, it was only a small part. 415 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 I was in that musical too, I adore singing. 416 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,000 Don't you like musicals? 417 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,000 - No. - No... 418 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I don't like the genre, 419 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000 it's like we're here chatting and he jumps on the table, his wrists in bandages 420 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,500 and starts singing a song about antelopes. 421 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,000 Antelopes... 422 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,500 I don't like them. 423 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,500 It's the gay version of theatre. 424 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,000 - What's wrong? - Darn it... 425 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,500 Oh God! 426 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,500 Everything happens to him... 427 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 It's a lead shot. 428 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,500 I thought I'd removed them all. Are there any more? 429 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,500 I hope not. 430 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 This rabbit was rather unusual. 431 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,000 The young lady might like to hear this. 432 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 It wasn't easy to catch. 433 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,500 Do you shoot rabbits? 434 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:15,000 No, I usually chase after them and try to grab them, 435 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,500 but this time I shot one, for a change. 436 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,500 Dad... 437 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,500 Mum... 438 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:29,500 I've got something to tell you. 439 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,500 We're all ears. 440 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:37,000 I want to tell you straight away, because I think it's for the best. 441 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,500 I came back here... I always come at Easter... 442 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 but this time there's another reason. 443 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 A more important reason. 444 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500 Oh God... 445 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,000 I've decided... 446 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,000 we've decided... 447 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,500 I mean... 448 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:08,000 we've never discussed it before and it might come as a shock, 449 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,750 but we love each other... 450 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000 and we've decided to get married. 451 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,500 That's funny... 452 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,500 Is this a joke? 453 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,500 A joke, like the antelope... 454 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,000 The antelope wasn't a joke. 455 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,500 I'm sorry for coming out with it like that. 456 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,000 I'm not sure there was a right way of telling you. 457 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000 But we're in love and I'm happy. 458 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 And if I'm happy, you should be too. 459 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,500 Roberto, are you okay? 460 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,500 Did you know? 461 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000 - Yes. - Why did you never say anything? 462 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I didn't know either, I was working it out... 463 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000 And I never thought it would be a problem. 464 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 - Good evening. - Good evening. 465 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Good evening. 466 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I've come for Jesus. 467 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,500 Jesus! 468 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500 Go and get ready, Antonio. 469 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 What a cheerful atmosphere! 470 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,500 It's beautiful, well done! 471 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,500 - Yes, really? - Yes. 472 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 My village used to do one like this, but I've not been back for ages. 473 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000 You know, Antonio and I really do love each other. 474 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,000 We'll talk about it tomorrow. 475 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:12,000 I've always liked Jesus loads. Don't know why, ever since I was a kid. 476 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,250 And I've never been baptized. 477 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,500 I haven't been baptized either. 478 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,000 - Really? - Yes. 479 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 We've lots of things in common, let's make a baby. 480 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,500 We've got one thing in common, and you want a kid? 481 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 You look very handsome tonight. 482 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 I know, it runs in the family. 483 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,000 Good morning. 484 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Morning. 485 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Good morning. 486 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 - Where do I... - Over there. 487 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,500 Do you want milk, or coffee? 488 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000 - Coffee. - Coffee... 489 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,500 - Hello, darling. - Good morning. 490 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,000 Hello. 491 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 - Milk, right? - Yes, please. 492 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,500 - I'll be off. - Can you wait a second, please? 493 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I've got something to say. 494 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,000 Antonio, you're my son, I love you, 495 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 and whether you're gay or not, 496 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 does not change the love I feel for you. 497 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 I don't know you. 498 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000 but you seem a decent person, and if Antonio loves you, I trust him. 499 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Thank you. 500 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 So I'm happy for you to get married. 501 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Thanks, Mum. 502 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Sit down. 503 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000 But if you want my blessing, there are conditions. 504 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 First, your parents have to come to the wedding. 505 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000 - Unfortunately my dad passed away. - Your mother? 506 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000 I haven't spoken to her in three years, ever since I told her I'm... 507 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:47,500 Well you'll have to talk to her, because if I'm there, she has to be. 508 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,000 - No, but... - Paolo! 509 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000 And I want it to be a wonderful wedding, 510 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 the one I've always dreamed of, 511 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,500 and I want him to organize it. 512 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Who's he? 513 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 - Enzo Miccio. - Enzo Miccio? 514 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,500 - Yes. - Who the fuck is he? 515 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:11,500 - The very best! - Let's hire Toto Cutugno too then! 516 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,000 Or Shalpy... 517 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I haven't finished. 518 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,500 And I want you to get married here. 519 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000 No way! 520 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000 It's just that these kind of weddings take place... 521 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000 in New York, London, Berlin, for example. 522 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,750 They have all their friends from the musicals in Berlin. 523 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,000 And I'll come too! 524 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500 And I want you to marry them. 525 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,500 Yes, of course. 526 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,500 You're the mayor, you represent the law, and the law now exists! 527 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,000 What law? 528 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000 The one that allows... gay people to get married. 529 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000 - Yes, but that's in the big cities. - Sorry, but who told you that? 530 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Here in Civita they criticize me for bringing a few refugees here. I'm telling you! 531 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Here in Civita they criticize me for bringing a few refugees here. 532 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000 We can't have the whole caboodle here, come on! 533 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 You were elected mayor for defending people's rights. 534 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Now it's your son's rights, you're changing your mind! 535 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 How long have you been homophobic? 536 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Look, I... 537 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000 If our neighbor... 538 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 were to decide to buy a baboon... 539 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,000 keep it in the house and feed it nuts... I'm happy. 540 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,500 Both for the neighbor and for the baboon. 541 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:32,000 But I'm not happy if I have a baboon in the house. 542 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 That is, the baboon isn't... 543 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Dad, what are you talking about? 544 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000 - Wrong animal. Let's say a panda. - Why bring animals into it? 545 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I'm not happy, I can't be happy just because you two are happy. 546 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 - And you didn't tell me about it. - He didn't tell me either. 547 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 But I knew, and so did you. 548 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Okay, but I... 549 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,000 I'm not celebrating the marriage. I'm not marrying you! 550 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Then you can find somewhere else to sleep. 551 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 I'm not sleeping under the same roof as a man who doesn't accept his son. 552 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000 - Mum... - Leave this to me. 553 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Don't turn this situation into a big thing now. 554 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000 What's it got to do with sleeping? Where would I go? 555 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 - Go on! - Go where? 556 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 You have a room at the Town Hall! Go on! 557 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Okay, I'll just finish my juice... 558 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,500 In fact, I won't even finish my juice. 559 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Go and get ready. 560 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 You've got ten minutes before we leave. 561 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 I want this got rid of. 562 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 It's a bit hot under here now. 563 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,500 - Where are we going? - Where are we going, Mum? 564 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,500 Good morning. 565 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,500 Mum, can you slow down? 566 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,000 - Where are we going? - To see Brother Francesco. 567 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,500 What for? 568 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,500 Come on. 569 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,500 Brother Francesco? 570 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 - I'll marry you. - In what way? 571 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,500 If your father refuses to, I'll celebrate your marriage. 572 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,000 What do you mean? 573 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,500 You're a monk, you can't marry two men. 574 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,500 - Who says so? - The Vatican, the Church... 575 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,000 - Is that so? - Yes. 576 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Then we'll do it in a deconsecrated church, out of respect. 577 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Brother Francesco, you'll get excommunicated. 578 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Why would you do something like that? 579 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Because we believe in love. 580 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000 And that way we'll make your father see he's wrong. 581 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 He's making a mistake. 582 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 - They're right. - What? 583 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Can't you see this is crazy? 584 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 All the revolutions were started by crazy people! 585 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,750 If you think too hard about things, nothing will ever change. 586 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,000 - Let's do it! - What? 587 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 - Let's get him to marry us. - It's madness. 588 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000 - What do you say? - What do I say? 589 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Come on! 590 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 - Let's do it. - Good! 591 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 This is how I will proceed. 592 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I'll give a nice sermon at Mass tomorrow. 593 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000 As you all know, today we celebrate the day of the Resurrection. 594 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 These are hard times. 595 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:09,000 And we too, our town too is in need of resurrection. 596 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000 But we have to do it together, as a community. 597 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Through love. 598 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Too many obstacles divide people. 599 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:24,000 And often we do not notice the main obstacle, 600 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 the one that stops us loving every day. 601 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 And do you know why? 602 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Because it's in the most profound place, 603 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 it's inside us. 604 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 And it's called prejudice, 605 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000 and it's called fear. 606 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:45,000 We are often afraid of what we don't know. 607 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,500 We don't realize He wants what we ourselves want. 608 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:56,000 That is, to love and be loved. 609 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 And talking about love... 610 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Antonio, come here. 611 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Antonio, who you have all known since he was a child, 612 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000 loves and is loved by another man. You come up too, Paolo. 613 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 We are talking about love! 614 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,500 And who are we to say that this love is wrong? 615 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,000 If it's true love, it has to be right. 616 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 And for this reason, 617 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,750 I will take full responsibility for this decision, 618 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:33,000 and be happy to celebrate Antonio and Paolo's wedding 619 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 on April 25th at the Church of the Virgin. 620 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Forgive me, Francesco. 621 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,500 You can't force this on us. 622 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,000 - I'm not forcing anything on you! - Yes, you are. 623 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,000 And no one's to blame if they decide not to come to the wedding. 624 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Because blame does not exist. 625 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Only responsibilities. 626 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Didn't you yourself say this town is a town that welcomes people? 627 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000 You won the election with those words. 628 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Well, for people, I meant... 629 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,000 tourists, refugees... 630 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 - Not... - Not? 631 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Gay people. 632 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Has no one anything to say? 633 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Are you all silent? 634 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 I see... 635 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Remain silent, never mind, it's my fault. 636 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000 They put words into my mouth but it's my fault. That's okay. 637 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,000 It's wonderful that you're getting married here. I didn't know. 638 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 - Good morning. - Hello, good morning. 639 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 - How are you? - Fine, and you? 640 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 I'm great. 641 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 - You've bleached your hair? - Yes, for a change. 642 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 I'll go and get lunch ready. 643 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 - Yes, we'll be right there. - Straight away. 644 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Hi. 645 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,500 - You're so pretty. - Thanks. 646 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,000 You didn't tell me. 647 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:17,500 No, we organized it at the last minute. 648 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,500 - I'm Camilla. - Paolo. 649 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,000 Yes, this is Paolo... you've introduced yourselves. 650 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 And you are? 651 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 - Donato Lavopa. - Our new flatmate in Berlin. 652 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,750 Can I be your witness? I'd love to, it's my dream. 653 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,000 I've already asked Benedetta. 654 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Yes. 655 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Though I don't know what I'll wear, because I haven't brought much. 656 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Of course, I can imagine. 657 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Okay, we have to get back for lunch. 658 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000 - You're staying for Easter, right? - Yes, and after that. 659 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 I don't know if I'm going back to Berlin. 660 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 I've nothing to do there now. 661 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 - I'll see you around then. - Okay. 662 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000 - Bye. - Bye. 663 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Did you invite your mother? 664 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,500 Signora Anna, I don't think... 665 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,500 I'm not sure you realize what I'm organizing here. 666 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,500 What it means for me to accept your relationship. 667 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,500 Yes, but you don't know her. 668 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 If I've accepted it, she has to too. 669 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,500 She's right. We'll book a flight to Naples tomorrow. 670 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,000 - Have you gone mad? - We'll go and talk to your mother. 671 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,500 She'll never come! 672 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,500 - What about me? - What about you? 673 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,500 - I'll come with you. - No... 674 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,500 - I don't want to be on my own. - What a pain in the ass! 675 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:55,000 - I'll come too then. - Don't you start now, please! 676 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,500 - Where he goes, I have to go too. - Why? 677 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,000 Because we're a group now. 678 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Yeah, a pop group. 679 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,500 - Yes. - Be quiet. 680 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Hello, everyone. 681 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Excuse me, I've come to apologize... 682 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,000 I'm sorry about this morning, I don't know what came over me. 683 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000 I said things I don't really mean. 684 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 I'm sorry, Antonio. 685 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 It's okay. 686 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Hi. 687 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Hi. 688 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000 I was saying, I came to... 689 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 to apologize because this morning I was... 690 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000 If you're not marrying them, you can get out of here. 691 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,000 It's Easter Day, and I wanted to extend an olive branch. 692 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Go on. 693 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 You haven't laid a place for me. 694 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 We weren't expecting you. 695 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Go! 696 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 I'll get a chair and sit down... 697 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Leave me your house keys. 698 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 What? 699 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000 - Come on, Mum. - Leave me your house keys. 700 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000 It's my house and you want my keys! 701 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,000 Happy Easter. 702 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Happy Easter. 703 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Happy Easter. 704 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 There. 705 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Now we can eat. 706 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 How lovely, all these clothes! 707 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 - Good morning, signora Maria. - Good morning. 708 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 I beg you, guys, let me do all the talking. 709 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Especially you. 710 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Hello, Mum. 711 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Hello. 712 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 How are you? 713 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000 - I'm fine, how are you? - Fine. 714 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 This is Antonio, my fiancé. 715 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Good morning. Nice to meet you. 716 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 We're getting married. 717 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000 And we and his family really want you to come. 718 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000 We're getting married in the town he grew up in. Here's the invitation. 719 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000 If you need tickets for the journey, just let me know. 720 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 - Who are they? - What did she say? 721 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Donato Lavopa, I'm going through a difficult patch right now. 722 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000 I'd do something silly if I were left on my own, so I tagged along. 723 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,500 - Let's go. - I'm sorry, is it my fault? 724 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:40,000 - I don't think so. - Can I give it a try? 725 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,500 No, I can't take any more. Can we go now? 726 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,750 No, we're not going anywhere. Please, let me try. 727 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,000 My mother will never come to the wedding, and I want to go now. 728 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 All right, but give me the invitation. 729 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 This is important to me, is this all my fault? 730 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000 No. 731 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,500 No, it wasn't your fault, but you're in the fucking way! 732 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:11,500 - He's like an uncle who's gone gaga. - That's not polite! 733 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,000 I'm sorry. 734 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,750 You're right, but I don't know where to go. 735 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:21,000 - No, you can stay here with us. - I should never have told my parents. 736 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 We should have got married in Berlin. 737 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,000 - What do we do now? - What do you mean? 738 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,500 Your mum said without my mum there'll be no wedding. 739 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,500 We'll explain the situation to her... 740 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:36,000 Forgive me, can I say something, then I swear I'll keep quiet... 741 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Speak up. 742 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,750 I'll do it. 743 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,000 - Do what? - Dress up as Paolo's mother. 744 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 - He's perfect. - Have you gone crazy? 745 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Dressed as a woman... I look amazing. 746 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000 - My own mother wouldn't know me. - I can imagine. 747 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:58,750 Your parents don't know my mother, so with a bit of make-up he could... 748 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,000 Make-up? You can tell he's a guy! 749 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 It's a brilliant idea. 750 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,500 - Guys, you're crazy! - What's the alternative? 751 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,000 We'll talk to my mother, or cancel the wedding. 752 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 - I don't want to cancel anything. - Neither do I. 753 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,500 But from something nice it's turning into a nightmare. 754 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Okay, but if you're interested, I'd wear a skirt. 755 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 He spoke to the cicadas, gave sermons to the birds, 756 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000 the trees and the shrubs were his brothers. 757 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Who said that? 758 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Claudio Baglioni. 759 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Baglioni? 760 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Saint Francis. 761 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 I didn't think it was Baglioni. 762 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000 I thought not. 763 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 What are you doing? 764 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 I was talking to a stag beetle. 765 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Really? And what were you saying? 766 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,000 The usual things. 767 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,250 - I was talking to a rabbit. - That's nice. 768 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 - Then what? - Then I shot it! 769 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 We failed to agree on something. 770 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 We didn't communicate very well. 771 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000 What's wrong? 772 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000 You know very well what's wrong. It's the talk of the town. 773 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000 - But you knew about Antonio? - I knew... 774 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000 - You knew... - Yes, but... 775 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Right back in elementary school when he insisted on doing rhythmic gymnastics, 776 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 that sport with... 777 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:42,000 - The clubs they throw up, ribbons... - I know what it is. 778 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 But that doesn't mean someone is gay. 779 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000 Of course not. 780 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,500 He didn't like hunting. 781 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,000 If you don't like hunting, does that make you gay? 782 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,500 I don't like hunting either. 783 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:56,000 - These things require patience... - Patience... 784 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Patience involves acceptance. 785 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000 You're quite right, but when he arrives home 786 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000 and tells you he wants to marry Paolo who's in musicals... 787 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,500 Nice! I've always liked musicals! What about you? 788 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,500 No, I don't. 789 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,750 - You don't like them? - No, they're bullshit. 790 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:17,000 Why aren't you happy about this wedding? 791 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 Because I can't be happy. 792 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 People think I am wicked because I'm not happy. 793 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 But I find it impossible. 794 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000 But sometimes impossible things become possible. 795 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000 - Yes, of course... - I want to show you something. 796 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,500 - What do you want to show me? - This goat. 797 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,500 Listen carefully. 798 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 How are you, goat? 799 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Did you hear that? 800 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Gooooodd! 801 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000 No, it only went "Gooo". 802 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 - Didn't you hear it? - No. 803 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,500 Let's ask a precise question. 804 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000 What do you think about this wedding, goat? 805 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 This time it said "good". 806 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,000 - Well, it's possible... - Yes, that is... 807 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 It can't be ruled out... 808 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Ask a general knowledge question. 809 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 Ask it a capital city. 810 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,500 - An easy one? - It knows them. 811 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 The German capital? 812 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Lin... 813 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 It only said Berrrr.... 814 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000 - It was the start of... - Then you finished it off. 815 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 - Just a prompt. - What about the capital of France? 816 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 France? 817 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Pa...ris... 818 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 It's a genius. Bye. 819 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:43,000 We're all very excited the wedding couple are here. 820 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000 - Here they are. - Good morning, have a seat. 821 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 It looks planned but it's all authentic. 822 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,500 Have you seen who it is? 823 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,000 This is a dream! 824 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:59,000 He does all those wedding programs, have you never seen him? 825 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 - What's your name? - Enzo Miccio, hello. 826 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 - Nice to meet you. - Good morning. 827 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 With all these cameras... 828 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000 Let's say hi to my daughter Jennifer, who never misses a program. 829 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,300 Hi, Jennifer. 830 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,000 Later, Donato. 831 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 - We need to phone her. - No. 832 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 - Of course, but later. - She watches it. 833 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 - Thanks. - He's the best! 834 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 How sweet! 835 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,000 - How are you, guys? - Fine. 836 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 A little nervous, perhaps. 837 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 We weren't expecting this... 838 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,000 I know who she is. We weren't expecting this... 839 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000 We weren't expecting this... 840 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Right, let's start straight away with the preparations. 841 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:37,000 I know you've chosen April 25th, a symbolic date, the Liberation. 842 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,500 Sexual liberation too, eh? 843 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,500 Yes, that's why it's symbolic. 844 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:44,000 How many people are coming to this event? 845 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000 370, but one is certain not to come, so that makes 369. 846 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Can you stop a minute! 847 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Forgive me, it's not very chic to talk about money, 848 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 but you do realize what you've just said? 849 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,500 Of course, we'll pay for everything. 850 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:02,000 But we wanted a quieter affair, you tell her. 851 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 I said we'd pay for everything. 852 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000 But you have to organize a really beautiful wedding. 853 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 I'll do my best, don't worry. 854 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,000 No, you mustn't do you best. It has to be really beautiful. 855 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Of course, I know what I'm doing. 856 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000 I will plan an unforgettable wedding for these guys. 857 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Paolo? What did your mother say? Is she going to come? 858 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,500 - Yes. - Are you sure? 859 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:29,500 Yes, they were there and they heard her too. 860 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Good. We can start then. 861 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Hooray! Guys, move up, I'll sit in the middle of my wedding pair. 862 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000 We'll launch the announcement and the preparations. Wave hello. 863 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 What a beautiful place this is! 864 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000 How cute these horses are! 865 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000 And I'd like to decorate this arch with white wild roses, 866 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 and maybe in the front here 867 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000 we could have a long imperial table for friends and relatives. 868 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Guys, there'll be such rejoicing! 869 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,500 We're organizing this wedding down at the Pieve 870 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:24,000 and I'm sorting out the transport. 871 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 It's wonderful to see how the whole town 872 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000 is getting involved in the organization of this great civil partnership. 873 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,500 Stop. Good one. 874 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 You look really nice. 875 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Are you nervous? 876 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 A little. 877 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,000 I'll go and check on Paolo then we'll go to the church. 878 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000 - I reckon we're nearly there. - Thanks, Enzo. 879 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 See you later. 880 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,500 Guys, I am really excited about this wedding too. 881 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,000 Let's go. 882 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 I look like a waiter. 883 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Or Bond, James Bond. 884 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 You look really nice. 885 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,500 - What are you doing here? - I came to say hello. 886 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,750 - This is a nightmare. - You're telling me. 887 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,000 - Go away! - You didn't tell me about the wedding. 888 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 I didn't know, and stop pissing me off. 889 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Don't get married, I love you. 890 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Darling... 891 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Jeez, you look so handsome. 892 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 You too. 893 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 What's wrong? 894 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:19,000 We're going to a wedding not to a funeral. 895 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000 I know. 896 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 - Hi. - This is Camilla, do you remember... 897 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,000 - What are you doing here? - I'll explain... 898 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,500 I'm talking to her. 899 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000 - I came to see Antonio. - Why was the door shut? 900 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,000 The wind blew it shut and then blew it open again. 901 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,750 Antonio, aren't you ready? Miccio's waiting for us. 902 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Hello. 903 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 - What are you doing here? - I came to say hello to Antonio. 904 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Remember when we were kids, I used to come and say hello. 905 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,500 Paolo, let's go and get changed, Miccio's showing us the church. 906 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:13,000 You get a move on too. 907 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Yes. 908 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,500 Get out of here or I'll kill you. 909 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Do you want me to be honest, do you want the truth? 910 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 I never liked that girl! Not just now, never. 911 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,500 Why's that? 912 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:31,000 I don't know, she's always been one of those creepy people. 913 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000 Like chalk on the blackboard, she sets your teeth on edge... 914 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Do you think I was happy when they moved to Berlin together? 915 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000 - Why, did they go to Berlin together? - Yes, they were dating. 916 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 She was madly in love. 917 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,000 I know about impossible love affairs, when you fall in love with a singer... 918 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 But to fall in love with someone who's gay? 919 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 Apart from the fact that you're gay too... 920 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000 But Antonio... 921 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,000 I always knew about him, because it was so... 922 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:11,000 he was different, he was more sensitive... 923 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 Yes, more sensitive. 924 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,500 But not her, she's stubborn. 925 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:20,000 - So they still fancy each other? - I don't know. 926 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000 They say you need a woman near a man, even if he's gay. 927 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000 She wants to occupy that place, but it's already occupied. 928 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,500 - By who? - Well, by me... I'm his mother. 929 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,500 What are you worried about? 930 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Have you seen her? 931 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000 She wears a ring in her nose, and cuts her hair with a lawnmower. 932 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000 There's no contest between you and her. 933 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000 Come on... 934 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000 He loves you. 935 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,500 He asked you to marry him, right? That means he's sure. 936 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,500 I hope so. 937 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Thanks, Anna. 938 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,500 For what? 939 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,500 Go and get changed, Enzo Miccio is waiting. 940 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Unfortunately another house collapsed in the lower part of Civita today. 941 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 So even if the houses are empty, 942 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000 we still need to inspect the whole area 943 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,000 to see if we need to take safety measures. 944 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000 By the way... 945 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:30,000 It's been two years since we inspected the deconsecrated church, right? 946 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Yes. 947 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Then we have to cancel all activities scheduled there. 948 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000 What about Antonio's wedding? 949 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000 If it's scheduled, then we have to cancel Antonio's wedding too. 950 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,500 - Is the church on the list? - Yes. 951 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:44,000 Then we need to cancel it. 952 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:47,000 If you want to check it's safe, I can get that done tomorrow. 953 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,500 We don't need to cancel anything. 954 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:51,000 If it's on the list, it's on the list, and we have to cancel it. 955 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000 It really is a pity, 956 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000 because the church is starting to look really nice. 957 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000 Can you imagine when Enzo Miccio's program is aired? 958 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Yesterday, after hearing about the wedding, I got a call at the hotel 959 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,000 asking whether Brother Francesco usually celebrates weddings, 960 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000 and he booked two rooms to come and visit the town. 961 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000 If this gay marriage business takes off, we're sorted! 962 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,500 Just think of how many Catholic gays in Italy want to marry in church! 963 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,500 You are joking? 964 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:27,500 Talking about making the town more open-minded... 965 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,500 I've been thinking... 966 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:33,000 that statue of Garibaldi on horseback... in the middle of town. 967 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 We've only got one. 968 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 It's stern, warlike... too warlike. 969 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000 It's Garibaldi. 970 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:44,000 I think we should lighten it up in some way. 971 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Lighten it up in what way? 972 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Make it more welcoming. 973 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Welcoming? What do you mean? 974 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000 Without touching Garibaldi himself... 975 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 we'll change the horse. 976 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000 In what way? 977 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 We could give it a horn. 978 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000 - Where? - Where do you think? 979 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 On its head! 980 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 We can turn it into a unicorn! 981 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 Make it really fantasy-like, joyful. 982 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Okay, I'll let you turn our town into Queeropolis, 983 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,500 but remember, I won't authorize any of it. 984 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 It's lovely! 985 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000 Here's our apse, decorated with a cascade of paper lanterns. 986 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,000 And this is our table, where we will celebrate your wedding. 987 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 And behind us we have a wooden Christ, 988 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,500 set inside these garlands of old English roses, isn't that poetic? 989 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:06,000 Although a wooden Christ... 990 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 But it's so lovely. 991 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:12,000 But it's a deconsecrated church! You can't have Christ in here! 992 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000 He's only resting on them, I'll get Him removed tomorrow. 993 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Thanks. 994 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000 Come, I'll show you the seating arrangements. 995 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000 Thanks, Anna, it's all so beautiful. 996 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 What happened to your mum? 997 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:36,000 Don't forget, eh? 998 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000 - Guys. - Otherwise... 999 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000 Come in. 1000 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Hi. 1001 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Hi. 1002 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Forgive me, I thought it was the security guard. 1003 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,500 How are things? 1004 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:04,000 I'm coping, I'm managing somehow. 1005 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,500 You've not lost your appetite. 1006 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 No, I'm not feeling hungry at all... 1007 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:18,000 Except I had some pasta left over and didn't want to throw it away... 1008 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,500 Remember when you used to tell Antonio a story before he fell asleep? 1009 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000 Yes, I remember. 1010 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:28,000 And do you remember what his favorite was? 1011 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000 Of course! Hop-o'-My-Thumb. 1012 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Cinderella. 1013 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000 Hop-o'-My-Thumb. 1014 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I remember him leaving a trail of bread crumbs to find his way home. 1015 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,000 Your memory fails you, it was Cinderella. 1016 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,000 I thought it was Hop-o'-My-Thumb. 1017 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Do you know why he liked it? Because of Prince Charming. 1018 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,500 He liked the voice you gave him when you read it to him. 1019 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:01,000 You're right, I liked Prince Charming too. 1020 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000 As a character. 1021 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:06,000 And in this version there are two Prince Charmings. 1022 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,000 But there's no Cinderella, the main character. 1023 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000 It's a modern version, the king marries the prince to another prince. 1024 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,000 But if you want them to live happily ever after, 1025 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000 please, you officiate the ceremony. 1026 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 No. 1027 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000 If you don't turn up tomorrow, 1028 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 you will really upset your son. 1029 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000 But I love him, he knows that, it won't change anything. 1030 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Maybe not between you and him, 1031 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:38,000 but if you don't come tomorrow, things will change between us. 1032 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 Is that a threat? 1033 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000 You've changed. 1034 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,000 And I'm unable to forgive people I don't know. 1035 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000 If you don't turn up tomorrow, I'll put in for a divorce. 1036 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000 Good night. 1037 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Good night. 1038 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000 Antonio? 1039 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 What the fuck are you doing here? 1040 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,500 I've something important to tell you, come down. 1041 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,500 No, go away. 1042 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,000 Please! 1043 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000 I said go away! 1044 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000 - I'll come up then. - No, wait! 1045 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,500 Paolo, I'm going downstairs a minute. 1046 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000 Are you crazy? 1047 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,000 - God, you're so handsome! - Camilla, please. 1048 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 - I've worked one thing out. - What's that? 1049 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,000 - That you don't want me. - At last. 1050 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Because to be together there has to be mutual love... 1051 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,000 and you don't love me... perhaps you never did. 1052 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,000 But you're with Paolo now and you love each other, 1053 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000 so I just want to ask you one thing, that's all. 1054 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 - What? - Two things. 1055 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 - No, one. - Two things, please. 1056 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000 - Two, then you'll stop bugging me? - I promise. 1057 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,000 The first... 1058 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000 ..give me a kiss. - No. The second? 1059 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 - Please, just a kiss. - I said no. 1060 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,500 - The last one. - The last one. 1061 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,500 Yes. 1062 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000 And the second? 1063 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000 The second, let me be your witness. 1064 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,500 - No. - Please! 1065 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:12,500 I've asked Benedetta, so no. 1066 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:17,000 It'd mean a lot to me, the end of a chapter. 1067 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000 The end of this love affair. 1068 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,750 Camilla, get out of my life. 1069 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,000 Or I swear I'll go to the police. 1070 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,500 Fuck... 1071 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000 Are you satisfied? 1072 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:29,500 Paolo? 1073 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000 If you don't know what you want, you'd better tell me. 1074 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,000 You're right, I was wrong, I should have said something. 1075 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,500 - Why didn't you? - She's not part of my life. 1076 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:02,000 And I thought she'd stop sooner or later. 1077 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000 You are joking? 1078 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,000 She's not part of your life, but she turns up here 1079 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,000 the day before your wedding and asks you to kiss her! 1080 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,000 Camilla's obsessive, she's been bugging me for months. 1081 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,500 She's not well. 1082 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,000 - Or you gave her some hope. - No, I swear I didn't. 1083 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,500 When was the last time you were together? 1084 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,000 Please don't! 1085 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:32,000 - When was the last time you screwed? - I don't know. 1086 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,500 - This isn't an AA group, you know. - Stop acting the fool. 1087 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,750 I don't remember, it was such a long time ago. 1088 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000 You and me were already an item... 1089 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,500 - No, I don't think so. - You don't think so or what? 1090 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:45,500 No. 1091 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Paolo, I don't like women. 1092 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000 And I don't like other men either. 1093 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 I like you. 1094 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000 It's our big day tomorrow, please don't ruin it with this nonsense. 1095 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,500 You've never kissed me the way you kissed her. 1096 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,000 Anyway, you can ask her to be your witness if you want. 1097 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000 No, I've already asked Benedetta. 1098 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000 Well, Benedetta can be mine seeing I don't have anyone. 1099 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,000 Then she'll get from under our feet. 1100 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 Or we could kill her. 1101 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000 What a fool! 1102 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 I look strange without a mustache. 1103 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 Very strange. 1104 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,500 Benedetta? 1105 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000 You're really good! 1106 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000 You're very good, really! 1107 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000 - Oh, my God! - What? 1108 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,500 Oh, my God! 1109 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:57,500 You mean the wig? I haven't finished... 1110 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,500 I still have to sort it out... 1111 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:02,500 I thought I'd tie it back. 1112 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:07,500 You're giving me goose-bumps. 1113 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,000 You have the same scent. 1114 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,000 Not your father again? He's dead! 1115 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,500 - Do I smell like I'm dead? - No. 1116 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,500 - Not my father. - Who then? 1117 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,500 - My mother. - Is she dead too? 1118 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,500 - She's still alive! - At least one is! 1119 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,500 Oh God, I've worked it out! 1120 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,000 I wasn't looking for my father, I was looking for my mother. 1121 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000 - Do you see? - No, I don't see. 1122 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,500 - Can I give you a kiss? - That's all I need! 1123 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,000 I'm confused enough as it is, I don't know who I am... 1124 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000 What does it matter who you are? 1125 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,000 Even Brother Francesco said love has no gender! 1126 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:56,500 And you're gorgeous... That's what you are. 1127 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,500 Yes, I know, but where would we go together? 1128 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,000 We could stay like this for the rest of our lives. 1129 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,500 - You dressed as a woman, and I... - And you? 1130 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,500 Also. 1131 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:12,000 Yes, but you wear yours down, I wear mine up, it's important to me. 1132 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Okay, I'll tie it back for you for the rest of our lives. 1133 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:21,500 Now can I give you a kiss? 1134 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:25,000 Yes, but with mine tied back and yours down. 1135 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000 My God. 1136 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,500 Okay, close your eyes. 1137 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000 What the fuck...? 1138 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,000 What the fuck are you doing? 1139 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000 - Why? - Have you seen yourselves? 1140 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000 - What's wrong with us? - What's wrong? 1141 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,500 I can understand you, but him in that wig, what is it? 1142 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:51,000 Don't look at it like this, I'll tie it back... 1143 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000 Wait, I want to tell you something. Look! 1144 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,000 No! 1145 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,000 - Who's this? - My mother. 1146 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,000 Your mother? You're right, he looks like her. 1147 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,000 You see? 1148 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,500 Take that wig off. 1149 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:08,500 Everyone... 1150 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,500 the Church of the Virgin is on fire! 1151 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,500 - Let's go! - What? 1152 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,500 What happened? 1153 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:45,500 - I hate you, damn it! - I haven't done anything. 1154 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:48,500 - I hate you. - It wasn't me, I swear! 1155 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,000 - There's someone inside. - Yes, there is. 1156 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000 No, Paolo! 1157 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 This way. 1158 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000 Dad. 1159 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,000 Give me a hand. 1160 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,000 Let's go, Dad! 1161 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000 You look beautiful! 1162 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,500 You both look beautiful! 1163 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,000 Thanks, Dad. 1164 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,500 - Paolo's mother's here. - What? Where? 1165 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:37,500 The woman in pink! 1166 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,000 - What's she doing here? - What? 1167 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,500 I'm Anna. 1168 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,500 Good-looking woman. 1169 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:47,000 We have to go, Paolo's just left the house. 1170 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,500 Who's she? 1171 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,000 - She's a... - What? 1172 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000 Good morning, I'm Vincenza, Paolo's mother. 1173 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,000 I'm sorry we're late, there was... 1174 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,000 Thanks, Mum, that's enough. 1175 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,500 Paolo, your mum's here. The real one. 1176 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:22,500 Mum! 1177 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:27,500 - Thanks for coming. - I love you! 1178 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,500 - Thanks. - You're so handsome. 1179 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000 What a complete asshole! 1180 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000 - Now what? - Now what? 1181 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,000 What do I do? Shall I change? 1182 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,000 No, stay like that... 1183 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000 At this point... You'll be cooler too. 1184 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000 Thanks, sorry. 1185 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000 Sorry. 1186 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000 Go on now. 1187 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000 - I'm sorry. - Don't mention it. 1188 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000 Thanks. 1189 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,500 I wonder in how many other places of the world 1190 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:03,500 other people have married two men after this law was passed. 1191 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:10,000 But I don't think anyone has ever married his son to a man. 1192 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,000 I tried to teach tolerance to my son, 1193 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:17,000 and I also tried to explain it to all of you. 1194 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:24,000 It's easy to talk about it, but much more complex when it concerns you. 1195 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,500 I want to apologize to all the townspeople, to you, 1196 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:34,000 but most of all to you, Antonio, I didn't live up to it. 1197 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,000 Forgive me. 1198 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000 Forgive me, all of you... 1199 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000 I didn't realize, I'm sorry. 1200 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,500 Okay, we've come to the most important part, the ceremony. 1201 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:49,000 Excuse me! 1202 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:52,500 I'd like to say a few words if I may. 1203 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,000 - Go ahead. - Thanks. 1204 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000 Let go! 1205 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,500 Who's she? 1206 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,000 Antonio's ex-girlfriend, he used to like girls once. 1207 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000 Paolo, you and I don't know each other, 1208 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000 but I think you're a really nice person. 1209 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000 Thanks. 1210 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,000 Let's get out of here! 1211 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,750 And that's why you shouldn't marry a man who doesn't love you. Let's get out of here! 1212 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,750 And that's why you shouldn't marry a man who doesn't love you. 1213 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:15,500 - Stop this! - I've only just started! 1214 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,000 You don't deserve Paolo's love. 1215 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:24,290 And you don't deserve the love of these people you're fooling! 1216 01:19:24,290 --> 01:19:25,750 - You're crazy! - I'm not crazy! 1217 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:28,500 Forgive me, but could you put us in the picture too? 1218 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,500 Yes... 1219 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:34,500 About a year ago, when Antonio already claimed to love you, 1220 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000 he and I made love. 1221 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:41,500 It was only one night, but I think it's only right that you know. 1222 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:45,000 And it's only right you know what a horrible person Antonio is. 1223 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,500 He has no idea what it means to love someone. 1224 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,500 Is this true? 1225 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,500 Yes. 1226 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,500 That's why you never told me you loved me. 1227 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,500 She's right, you've never loved me. 1228 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:05,000 That's the truth of it. 1229 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,500 - Paolo! - Let's go! 1230 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,750 I love you, Paolo. 1231 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:37,000 MY BIG GAY ITALIAN WEDDING 1232 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000 Byeeee! 87522