Original subtitles

So where are you guys going?

I still haven't decided.

Well, pick somewhere!

It's your job, Mr. Lonely!

Hey!

Who did it?!

Who searched my bag?

I knew it was you, Tamechan!

Would you cut that stuff out!

It's because you're careless.

What is that Tamechan's always saying?

Hn!

Hn!

I heard every single word.

I wanted to say that at least once in my life.

I heard every single word.

Right? Matarai-san,

What the...?! Why me?

What were you guys talking about?

I thought you heard already.

Tamechan the bunny going "Hn!"?

Oh, Hachi-san, what happened to the victim's itinerary?

Listen when I'm talking!

It still hasn't come back from Forensics!

I'm up to my ears in work, you know!

Here! Saying that really pisses me off, Mr. Lonely!

What's this got to do with me?

Kiriyama...

That's why you got the nickname "Mr. Potato Chips" (Potechin).

It's "Mr. Lonely" (Potsunen).

Look, the murder victim's planner had a full schedule.

Yet, the still living Kiriyama hasn't even figured out his onsen trip.

So that's what he heard.

Don't you think it's a little ironic? Hachi-san?

Oops, I farted!

Get out of here, you guys!

We're were just on our way.

We've got a life or death stakeout to go to.

I got us a room in the apartment across the street.

Hm? It stinks in here.

Saneie, did you pass some gas?

It wasn't me!

I guess not.

Crap! I should've said, "I gas not".

I missed my chance!

Hey, get that brush off me!

Well, I give up.

Is something wrong?

Well, my son won the municipal essay contest.

That's good.

No it's not. Kiriyama was the one who wrote it.

That's not good.

I guess I wrote it too well.

We should probably tell them the truth.

Amadeus (Adidas ripoff) is awesome!

It was only $1.50.

That's a coincidence!

What is?

Take a look at this case:

"Japan's Amadeus Murder Case".

You should be thinking about the trip!

Hey, you guys. We can't go on the trip until we finish our work.

You're going on the trip too, right?

Sorry, but would you stop bothering us?

Your work will never end! Heh Heh Heh...

Everything with a beginning has an end.

Woah, so pithy!

My middle name is pithy!

Is that the one?

He investigates cases which have reached the statute of limitations,

Kiriyama, Shuuichirou.

KiriShuu~

Jikou Keisatsu Finale

It's no exaggeration to say that a goodbye message isn't necessarily a parting greeting.

On to the show!

Aren't you gonna get hungry just eating that nyuumen?

If I get hungry sooner,

the time I can enjoy thinking about what to eat for supper

gets longer.

Really?

Maybe I'll do it too, Mr. Magoo.

Ha Ha.

Anyway, this case looks pretty interesting, huh?

But this may be the last time.

Why?

I've got almost no money left.

I should've known that this hobby

would be expensive.

I see.

Even worse, this next case isn't close.

The case began on January 27th 15 years ago.

It happened on the north side of Soubu City.

The first to discover the body was an eccentric nicknamed "Cocoon Man".

He noticed something as he hung down that morning.

A few days later, the body was confirmed to be Ushio Uda.

The one who confirmed his identity was a woman who lived with him, Midori Saejima.

She was a student at the Soubu Women's Art College.

Uda was considered a piano prodigy.

The 2 compositions which he left behind

are popular to this day.

However, Uda had quite an eccentric personality.

He frequented the brothels

and had many troubles with alcohol and women.

Because of this, many critics have compared him with Mozart.

Ushio Uda was the local Mozart then?

I don't think that's quite right.

"The Mozart of Naniwa" was it?

Tarou Kida.

What's this? I didn't know you could play the piano.

I dabble.

Ugh, not "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

I really hate that one.

Really?

I hate the smell of the railroad.

You too?

Of course!

Okay, I'll stop.

One characteristic of this case is

the dying message.

Uda left a message before dying:

"Salieri".

What does it mean?

I'll ask you again.

Okay.

He was just lying here, right?

Ow! Yes.

Are you sure?

Maybe the criminal's hands stick out like this when he puts them together.

That's called "saruude" (monkey arms).

It's "Salieri"!

He was a classical composer. Apparently he was jealous of Mozart's skill,

and he may have been the one who killed Mozart.

"Salieri" is a clue to the murderer.

But why didn't he just write the murderer's real name?

Wake up!

Did you call?

Oh, Hachitsuka-kun!

I have a question for a real detective like you.

You can count on me.

What's the meaning of this "Salieri"?

Hm...

Haven't got a clue.

Matarai-san! I think a double take is too much!

Well, you are pathetic. Shall I do a triple take?

Oh, please!

Matarai-san, how do you do a double take?

First you look this way;

then after returning this way once, you look that way again.

Oh, so that's how!

Watch.

Double take, double take. What are you looking at?

See the moon on the night of the 15th and double take.

I did it...

It's like a disease.

Maybe I should just tell him.

Aw~

But the right opportunity just isn't there.

There!

I've really done it now.

I really didn't wanna have to use this but...

[Cancellation of Certificate of Deposit] [$5,000]

Salieri...

What was Uda trying to say?

To go there I'll definitely need this money.

I've really done it now.

Again.

Well, I'm hungry!

[Ushiozaki Station]

Why do you have to eat sausage on such a nice day?

What?

Sausage is always best on a cloudy day!

Sorry for making you wait.

Oh, I heard you know my little brother.

Yes. He helped us out.

"Koyama" was it?

It's Kiriyama.

I'm sorry.

I was boiling some sausage and hoping it would get cloudy soon.

Sausage is always best on cloudy days.

Huh?

That famous case, right?

That's the biggest case to ever come out of Ushiotoride.

The case is already closed?

Yes, for a little while now.

The victim wrote "Salieri" on that rock.

I really wonder what he meant.

Oh, you look like you want to say something.

Does my forehead bother you?

Well... sort of...

You probably want to know why it's red, huh?

No, not in particular.

Surely you want to know. I would if I were you.

Well, I guess...

Actually,

this happened after I peeled off Tom Sawyer.

Huh?

I accidentally stuck Tom Sawyer on my head with glue.

This is it.

Sorry for the wait. Feel free to wear these.

Oh, thank you.

It'll be a little hike to that mountain.

Oh, sorry.

Oh... At that time,

what did you think "Salieri" meant.

Well, since Salieri is the one who killed Mozart,

we tried to find someone who was like Salieri to Uda.

The main suspect was a man named Urabe.

It seems as though they had some dirty money troubles between them.

But he didn't end up being the Salieri you were looking for?

If only we started off on the right foot.

Over there is the Ushiotoride Onsen.

Uda-san composed music there?

Yes, it's very quiet down there.

His girlfriend had a vacation home near the lake.

Oh, Saejima's vacation home?

No.

It was someone else.

I think her name was Anzu.

Anzu?

It seems that she performed various services to men in the town of Onden.

Can we go to Ushiotoride Onsen?

Not right now. It'd be way too difficult to get down there.

Ahh~

I wish I didn't stick that Tom Sawyer there.

Ushio Uda, Saejima, and Anzu were in a love triangle.

I wonder if it's related to the murder.

I have to meet the two women.

What about that Anzu girl?

Nobody knows where she is.

I can't wait until Sunday.

You gonna meet Saejima?

Yes.

Will you be okay, Kiriyama? She is a famous composer.

Mikazuki-kun can be really annoying.

I hear you, man.

Excu~se me!

Yeah, like that.

Are you listening?

Midori Saejima is an internationally famous composing genius.

She only makes 1 new composition a year,

but each one of those has become critically acclaimed.

This time she's going to announce her 15th piece, and she says that it will be the last one.

But until she announces it, nobody knows what it will be like!

That adds to the mystery surrounding her!

Got that?!

Calm down.

Is that so?

That old case?

You have quite an eccentric hobby.

I suppose.

Then there's this.

Ushio Uda's personal items from the case.

Ahh!

Huh?

You can just throw them away.

Would that be strange?

Well, no. Someone has said that before.

It's been 15 years.

Ushio Uda's memory has slowly drifted to the back of my mind.

Oh... is that so.

But the pieces he composed are different.

The melodies have forever become mine.

Did you have any idea about meaning of the dying message "Salieri"?

Not really.

No matter what man did it, I'll never forgive him.

If it were possible,

I'd kill him with my own hands.

Please forget that. Saying things like that to the police could get me arrested.

Silly me, wearing glasses on a Sunday.

Kind of British, don't you think?

Why?!

Midori!

Oh, sorry to bother your conversation.

No,

we've already finished.

This is the designer Richard Chamberlain.

Nice to meet you.

It must be fate that brought us together.

Nice to meet you.

His Japanese is very fluent, don't you think?

But I'm actually from England.

Richard...

Why do the British wear glasses on Sunday?

Well, if you wear glasses on Sunday,

then you don't have to wear them on Monday.

So that's why!

Now we finally know the answer!

No, no, no...

Would you stop being so foggy.

But, you know...

But we found out something, right?

Yep, her glasses kept fogging up.

That's right.

When your mind is cloudy, your glasses get cloudy.

It's proof that you're sweating from your forehead.

Midori Saejima knows something.

Mikazuki-kun, when I really look at you, you're quite beautiful.

Why you...!

But since he wrote "Salieri", the murderer must be a man, right?

I think so, too.

Well, this time there are too few clues.

So that's what Juumonji had written on his hand.

Oh, Mr. Lonely,

you found someplace for our trip?

I was thinking about Ushiotoride Onsen.

The scene of the crime for your case?

You're trying to carry out your hobby at the same time.

Yikes! You knew.

But it really is a nice place.

Where about?

Show me on a map.

Let us see.

Okay.

Here it is.

See?

Um... Kiriyama,

this isn't what we meant.

We want to know where in Japan it is.

There she goes with the hand movements.

She always does that, doesn't she?

Leave me alone.

What if...?

What's this Soft Jizou? (Jizou = Buddhist statue)

What is that?

Soft Jizou...

It must be a typo.

Isn't supposed to be "Solemn Jizou"?

That makes less sense.

There it is!

Ah! It really is "Soft Jizou"!

I wonder if it's actually soft.

Shouldn't it be?

Let's find out.

It's soft!

Really?

It is! It is soft!

Ah, it's softer than I thought it would be.

Yeah, I was sure it'd be harder than this.

So that's why they called it "Soft Jizou"!

Uh huh.

We all learned something new today.

What's this? No one's here today.

The department went on a trip to the hot springs.

They sure take their sweet time!

Especially when there's talk of their department getting canned.

Really?

Just kidding!

A little sentimental, are we?

Huh?

You've been rather quiet.

You get lonely when the usual people aren't here, don't you?

I suppose so.

It wouldn't be totally wrong to say I feel lonely.

That's because everyone plays their part, right?

That's why the character for "people" is...

with two lines supporting each other. (Draws mirror image = different character, "enter")

That's why.

But that's the character for "enter"!

[Shizuka] (Writes name under Kiriyama's as if they were married and had same last name.)

Kashiwa Mochi~

Good evening!

Mikazuki-kun, how nice you came!

When did you get here?

On the last bus.

@(#%%@*^*&!%??

What?

Oh that was bad, Mikazuki.

I ended up coming!

Matarai-kun, where were you sleeping?

I fell asleep in the massage chair and had a nasty dream.

Thank you for coming all this way!

While welcoming those who came for a funeral, a Shocker came. ("Shocker" = Enemy of Kamen Rider)

Then when I took a look to see what he wrote under "Occupation",

Member of the Organization.

"Member of the Organization"?

Strange, right?

Well, Shockers are like an organization.

You're lucky you get to see bad dreams!

Why?

My dreams are always so happy.

So when I wake up, I wish I hadn't.

Then would you like to know a way to have bad dreams?

Such a kidder!

Please tell me.

I must know!

Before you sleep, say "Dumas, Dumas, Dumas".

Then you'll have a good chance of having a bad dream.

What's "Dumas"?

What? You don't know Alexander Dumas? The writer of The Three Musketeers.

Ah, THAT Dumas.

I see.

Really?

You just say "Dumas" 3 times?

"Dumas" 3 times.

Dumas!

Dumas! Dumas!

Dumas! Dumas! Dumas!

Alright!

Ushio Uda died here.

Leaving the message "Salieri".

What're you guys doing?

So that case has finally been closed, huh?

Yes, just the other day.

It was about this time of year.

I remember it every time I file my taxes.

You file taxes?

Why?

Is that unusual?

No.

Are you done?

Yes.

I was quite surprised when I found the body!

You were here the night before?

Uh huh.

I was just hanging here, but I didn't see anything.

Really.

15 years...

I feel lonely not being able to hear that piano any more.

It was such a fine piece.

Do you remember what it sounded like?

I don't remember!

Kida-sensei asked me the same thing!

Who?

An obliviously great person.

Apparently he's the most recognized researcher of Uda.

He came often until I got married.

You're married?

Huh?

Is that unusual?

No.

May I go now?!

Yes.

Kiriyama. Kiriyama.

If Juumonji sees that souvenir, he might blow his top!

It'll be fine.

It's strange, though!

Speaking of strange, I just noticed something.

What?

I was just listening to Midori Saejima's music.

For example, Beethoven...

just looks like he'd make music like this:

I guess, but I bet his poop is hard.

Gross! We don't wanna hear that!

That "Da, da, da~" just doesn't match this face, does it?

I guess not, but I bet his poop is rather soft.

Stop saying that!

This face would match this music:

Ah, I'm convinced.

In Midori Saejima's case,

her face doesn't match her music. [No. 13 - Secret Desire] [No. 14 - Malice]

First, when did you learn of Ushio Uda and Anzu's relationship?

Let me see...

I think it was about 3 months before we broke up.

But just to let you know,

I don't feel like that girl stole Uda away from me.

I was the one who understood Uda's talent best.

This is such a pain.

Don't your glasses ever cloud up?

No, because my resolve is never cloudy.

Huh?

Oh, sorry. Nevermind.

At any rate, if that terrible thing never happened, he surely would've returned to me.

I think I've answered enough for now.

I need to work on my new composition.

I shall bother you no longer.

Promise?

Yes.

What the hell?

The sound of a flushing toilet is Re. The Re of "Do Re Mi".

Ah, so that's what you meant.

So?

I wanted to know about Ushio Uda.

Oh yeah! That.

The one who has captured the essence of Uda's works is

Midori Saejima.

Their music is that similar?

Yeah.

Just like potstickers and eggrolls.

That's a pretty generalized statement!

Well I'm just speaking in general.

What do you think is the shared characteristic of their works?

I'm not sure.

This. (Usual sign for girlfriend)

They're lovers!

Wrong!

The answer is "The pinky".

Something to do with the pinky finger?

Apparently they both have something wrong with their pinky fingers.

It affects their compositions.

The right pinky is often used for very high notes.

High notes are used climatically.

However, when one has a problem with the pinky finger, he is unlikely to use it.

In other words, the melody becomes boring.

The sound feels repressed.

However, overcoming that repression

and being able to reach the climax is his special characteristic.

That's why you think both Uda and Saejima have a problem with their pinky?

Correct!

I just want to know what happened to Anzu.

Forget about her.

Why not come play with my fire?

Woah! Holy shit!

Hey Bro. Watchu trying to dig up?

Nice to meet you.

I'm Godfather Urabe.

What were yous doing?

Uh... I was looking for someone.

It is springtime.

Isn't that right?

Certainly, sir!

People go looking for others

in the spring.

Well, I guess...

To the rest of the world it's almost spring,

but there's no spring for the Yakuza.

I guess

it's 'cause we don't play by the rules.

Oh, so that's why.

What are yous trying to dig up?

I'm looking for things on Uda who was killed 15 years ago.

By Uda, do you mean Ushio Uda?

You knew him?

He was like my little brother.

Really?

In elementary school.

But then he put his paws on my Ai-chan.

Ouch! Damn it!

So I busted his finger and estranged him.

That's terrible!

You got that right.

Poor bastard. His pinky never did work after that.

He couldn't do things like this.

Uh... By the way,

What ever happened to Anzu-san who worked at "Playing With Fire"?

Yous wanna know?

Yes.

So he did have something wrong with his right pinky.

I'm surprised Uda stuck around Urabe for such a long time.

I guess some people don't always hold a grudge against those who treat them poorly.

Even an abuser and abusee have a dependent relationship.

That's it!

What?

You're right!

In some cases the victim might not hold a grudge against the abuser.

On the contrary, the victim may even try to hide what happened.

The guy who was killed covered up for the murderer's sake.

You two?

Oh, Kumamoto-san.

Kiriyama-kun,

Mikazuki-kun,

You know, don't you? I took a dump right...

We won't tell!

Okay then.

Beam!

Here.

What's this?

The moment when a black sesame seed in my ramen fell on top of a sprout and looked like a snake!

Makes you feel uneasy, huh?

You feel the same way?

I'm so glad!

I was wondering about the test I asked for.

Today is half off at only $5!

Thank you!

It's real money!

Doubt is the fuel of trust.

You're not very persuasive.

And the result?

Yeah,

The best way to find out if someone has a problem with their pinky finger is

to make them move it without letting on to your intention.

1, 2, 3~

4, 2, 5

Kiriyama-san, I'd like you to give this to that Anzu girl.

Oh, okay.

Saejima-san, I also have a favor to ask.

What might that be?

Your 15th piece,

I'd like to hear it.

I can't do that.

Music is something which is built up inside until it's finally released.

I see.

Your disappointed, aren't you.

Your disappointed face is actually somewhat attractive.

How about I invite you to my concert for my new piece?

Mikazuki-san is welcome as well.

Saejima-san,

What relationship do you think Mikazuki-kun and I have?

She's your girlfriend, right?

I see!

Thank you very much!

Oh, Saejima-san...

Yes?

Try saying "Dumas" 3 times.

Dumas, Dumas, Dumas.

Well then, good night!

Sweet dreams!

Dumas, Dumas, Dumas.

What's up?

AH!

Oh, nothing in particular.

Oh, thanks!

So,

Did Saejima play her piece yet?

She's not going to.

You should worry more about me catching a cold!

Ah, ah...

What's wrong?

Because you distracted me,

a mushroom from the Nikuman got in my nose. (Nikuman = steamed bun with filling)

Are you okay?

AH! That's gross!

What's this?

What could this be?

We did it!

He'll have to take us out for lunch when we get back!

You betcha!

Watch out!

FIGHT! (Parody of Japanese sports drink commercial)

ONE SHOT!

You saved me!

AH!

What's wrong?

Are you Anzu-san?

Is ice coffee okay?

Oh, thank you.

This is about Ushio?

Yes, his case has been closed.

It's already been 15 years, huh?

Life goes by so fast.

Why don't you have a seat?

Oh, no.

I'll be on my way soon.

What do you want to know?

The melody.

Melody?

The melody that Ushio Uda left behind.

Ah...

that melody.

If I remember it, will you take me somewhere far away?

Somewhere far away?

Yuck! This is soba tsuyu! (soba tsuyu = dipping sauce for soba noodles)

So you're saying that in order to protect the criminal...

Uda wrote "Salieri", I think.

Why would he do that?

I still don't know.

Ah, good!

The problem with my son's essay was solved without any problem.

Oh yeah, that. What happened?

After I had a talk with my son, he told them the truth.

Really? How great!

The way you said that

was actually quite lovely.

Try saying it again.

Again?

Just one more time!

Won't you do us a favor?

You guys!

Come over here.

How great!

That was completely different.

That was just boring.

Why can't you do it again?!

Like I would know!

So what did the teacher say?

He said a good essay is a good essay regardless of who wrote it.

No matter how it came to be there, if a good essay is noticed, that's what's important.

What a wonderful teacher!

Oh, so that's what it was.

I got it!

Got what?

Everything.

Just to let you know,

what I am about to tell you is simply the result of my hobby.

The case itself has already been closed.

Even if you are the criminal, there is nothing I can do about it.

Saejima-san,

would you sing for us?

Sing?

Yes.

The police call "confessing" "singing".

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

15 years ago on January 27th,

the one who killed Ushio Uda was you, wasn't it.

Midori Saejima...

"Salieri"

is you!

Kiriyama-san...

Salieri was a man.

That was the problem.

The special point of this case was

that the victim left a dying message in order to protect the true murderer.

I do not know why you did what you did.

Jealousy,

a need for control,

instinct,

or some other desire.

Ushio Uda did not die instantly.

As he was losing consciousness, he left his last message:

"Salieri".

At first glance, this message represented a clue to the murderer.

However, this was a message written in order to hide the identity of the murderer.

And the case then went as Uda intended.

The suspects were limited to men only.

The case then was closed without being solved.

The most characteristic part of this case was that the murder victim was also an accomplice.

You carried out the murder,

and Uda-san covered up the true identity of the murderer.

Any proof?

May I use this?

Excuse me.

Listen to this.

That's...

Exactly.

It's your 15th piece.

Why do I know a piece that no one should know until the concert?

The only reason could be that another person also made this music.

Kiriyama-san,

it's hard to believe you only do this as a hobby.

Did you record my music?! Mikazuki-san

Oh... I'm sorry.

REALLY?

Is that the end?

The end of your hobby.

There are quite a few more steps.

This is the melody that Anzu-san remembered.

Of course, it the music that Uda-san created 15 years ago at that vacation home.

And then there is this, your 15th piece.

Even a specialist has said that these are the same music.

Just a coincidence!

This is simply a coincidence!

I see.

However, Saejima-san,

did you know that this piece has a second half?

What did you say?

Perhaps the music sheets that you retrieved after you killed Uda

only contained the first half of the composition.

Hey. Hey...

I'm sick of listening to this!

Be quiet, Anzu!

Let's have some fun!

You're always like this!

Whatchu doin'?!

At that time, the part that was lost was only the latter half.

Then for some reason, when Uda was called to that bridge by you that night,

he had the first half of that composition with him.

Since you mistakenly thought it was an incomplete piece,

you ended up making an unneeded second part.

This is the second part that you created.

This is terrible!

Is is that bad?

The balance in the first half is great,

but the second half is terrible!

What the heck is this?

Some kind of theme song from a late night drama!?

The music was almost complete.

The new piece that you are to play needs a more fitting second half, like this!

Like this!

Anzu-san collected these after throwing them away.

The true latter half should have been this.

Saejima-san,

Music is more telling than you think.

The latter half that you made

and the one that Uda made,

which do you thinks is more fitting?

You should know that best.

It is clear that you didn't make the first half.

The only way that you could have gotten it was

to be on the bridge that Uda fell from that night.

No way.

That is the end of my research.

Now, I can only hope that you would tell us what really happened.

I was always jealous.

Not jealous of Anzu...

What's wrong? Writer's block again?

Yeah.

Tomorrow's the deadline for my work.

I'll make it for $500.

What I was jealous of was

Uda's talent.

Then at some point, I felt the need to monopolize his talent.

Exactly.

You tried to even get a hold of his talent.

So these 15 years,

you continued to plagiarize his works.

This was done in order to make his talent your own.

Huh?

This is my superior, Kumamoto.

I'm Kumamoto.

Please take a listen to the second half you have created as it is played with a feeling of remorse.

The 15th composition of which I only possess half

was the last chance that Uda gave to me as a composer.

But apparently my efforts were in vain.

The only talent I ever had was knowing that I had no talent.

Salieri...

Yes,

that's precisely who I am.

But I don't regret what I've done.

I made sure his more talented works

would no longer appear in this world.

Is that so?

Huh?

I'm home.

Welcome back.

This is my daughter, Ushio.

Uda's daughter.

Hey, where's your manners?

Good afternoon.

Huh?

Saejima-san...

This case has already been closed.

I won't tell anybody about this.

Since I feel that I shouldn't leave the criminals, who have so graciously helped me, feeling nervous,

I have this.

My "I won't tell anybody" card, type "F".

F?

F is for "female".

It's made for women.

Look here.

I rounded the edges.

When the edges are rounded, it makes it easy to put it in a front pocket.

Just like the business cards in those swanky clubs.

Ah!

You know about that?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'll stamp it here. Please carry it with you.

[Midori Saejima: I won't tell anybody about this case. Shuuichirou Kiriyama]

Here you are.

We'll be going then.

Uda protected me.

Do you think

he loved me?

No.

Unfortunately, I don't think it was out of love for you.

It was for the love of his music.

If you were to be arrested, no one would be able to bring his music into the world.

The problem isn't who made the music;

I believe Uda simply used you to let his music be known.

Well done, Kiriyama-san.

I should have stayed true to my own talent.

Please watch this.

What did you think?

Amazing!

Actually, I wanted to be an action star.

You've got talent!

I don't understand anyone around here.

I wanted to tell you...

What?

Thanks for everything.

You know, coming with me on my hobby.

Well...

I don't mind paying my portion of the transportation.

Huh?

Dinner doesn't have to be fancy Italian,

Weeknights or Saturday nights are fine with me...

What's wrong?

Why are you crying?

Thank you for such a nice souvenir.

Oh, don't mention it. You're always taking care of our Kiriyama for us.

This big bell makes a perfect house for him.

I don't need that.

Didn't you know, Morosawa-kun?

This Jizou is actually soft.

No way!

Huh?

Ah... It really is!

It's actually soft!

What's wrong with you, dragging your feet like that?

Did someone steal your willpower or something?

No.

Tadah! I found another one.

Another marriage certificate?

On the floor again?

Yep.

Where?

In the hall in front of the miscellaneous filing room.

Juumonji, is this yours?

Cut it out, Matarai-san!

Annyong haseyo. (Korean greeting from "Pesanjun" Ep.1)

What? The loser has to write their name?

So you're up for the challenge?

All together!

Rock Paper Scissors!

Kiriyama-kun, you're so weak at this game.

Why do I always lose?

Because you only use scissors.

Kiriyama, Kiriyama, Kirikiriyama. ("Kiri" can mean "to cut")

Okay then, Kiriyama-kun.

Let's write your name on this marriage certificate.

Nah, I don't wanna.

But you lost!

That's right!

I guess you're right.

Timings thanks to Tianj RAWs thanks to gryzze Original timings by kkal3@korea.com

Translations/QC by Kazuya5661@yahoo.com

Hope you enjoyed the series!

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