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Hi, Mrs. Dubek. 11 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,401 Oh, it's so good to see you kids. 12 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,528 And how nice you get to stop by for a little breakfast 13 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,696 on your way to work. 14 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,364 Oh, no, school's out for the summer. 15 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,782 And I just took off because it's so nice out. 16 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,075 Figured we'd just hang out, 17 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,493 maybe get in the pool. 18 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,454 Oh, uh, Mom, they did not have any Snickers 19 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,372 at the gas station, so we got you a Milky Way. 20 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,749 Oh, that's great. Thanks. 21 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,876 Oh, and hey, these were at my house. 22 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,252 See, I told you. 23 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,628 Well, your stuff is better than mine. 24 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,341 Well, I gotta say, you two look exactly the same. 25 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,842 - Oh. - And how are Brooke and Cary? 26 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,177 Are they still the same? 27 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,386 And I'm sorry, I still haven't seen 28 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,430 Cary's new show, the "Wind" one, 29 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,265 uh, but all my friends at work say it's awesome. 30 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,934 Yeah, my friends say it is so, so awesome. 31 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,354 Oh, hey, if you guys do wanna swim, we're out of sunscreen. 32 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,855 Oh, I can run out to Target and get some. 33 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,440 - I'll go with. - Why? 34 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,275 Do you also need something from Target? 35 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,194 - No, just to keep her company. - That's nice of you. 36 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,612 Come on, you. 37 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,155 I'm not gonna make you go to Target alone. 38 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,740 You know what? I think I will stay 39 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:14,824 and hang for a couple hours. 40 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,077 - Yay! - Oh, yay! 41 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,244 Oh, and hey, how's Brooke? 42 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,871 She's an agent now, right? 43 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,498 Or a manager? Sorry. 44 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,999 We're nothing like your kids. 45 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,292 Neither of us know a thing 46 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,336 about the entertainment industry. 47 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:30,076 It's such bullshit. 48 00:01:30,201 --> 00:01:31,494 Like, I'm the one in the industry 49 00:01:31,578 --> 00:01:34,121 constantly doing good, and yet nothing? 50 00:01:34,204 --> 00:01:36,249 He had to have hired a publicist, right? 51 00:01:36,374 --> 00:01:37,751 Brooke, it's 8:30 a.m. 52 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,753 How are we already at a ten about something? 53 00:01:39,878 --> 00:01:43,757 But yes, anytime anyone's on anything, it's a publicist. 54 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,966 How do you think Greta Thunberg got on the cover of "TIME"? 55 00:01:46,091 --> 00:01:48,762 - She hired me. - Wow, really? What's she like? 56 00:01:48,845 --> 00:01:51,180 Well, first of all, bitch has been on a plane. 57 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:52,390 - Brooke? - Brooke. 58 00:01:52,474 --> 00:01:53,892 - Oh. - Hey. How's it going? 59 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:55,143 Natalie, hi. 60 00:01:55,268 --> 00:01:57,145 Oh, nice. You got a copy. 61 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:58,646 - Isn't that so cool? - Yeah. 62 00:01:58,772 --> 00:02:01,191 That publicist he hired was worth every penny. 63 00:02:01,274 --> 00:02:02,609 Oh, no, he said someone from "People" 64 00:02:02,692 --> 00:02:04,110 just came to the hospital and asked him 65 00:02:04,235 --> 00:02:05,235 - about being on the cover. - Oh. 66 00:02:05,278 --> 00:02:06,529 Which makes total sense. 67 00:02:06,613 --> 00:02:08,739 Everyone knows he's such a good guy. 68 00:02:08,822 --> 00:02:10,408 Anyway, we gotta get to the train, 69 00:02:10,492 --> 00:02:12,285 - but it was so good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 70 00:02:12,368 --> 00:02:14,537 - Bye, Brooke. - Bye. 71 00:02:14,621 --> 00:02:16,581 Oh, they just "came to the hospital"? 72 00:02:16,664 --> 00:02:18,625 Please. He might have these losers fooled, 73 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:20,376 but I know that he worked for this. 74 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,879 And it is my job today to prove it. 75 00:02:22,962 --> 00:02:25,298 Actually, your job today is quite a few other things. 76 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:27,050 I just need to get into his emails. 77 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,927 Oh, uh... hey, Natalie. 78 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,429 I just wanna send Lance a little something, 79 00:02:31,513 --> 00:02:34,390 you know, say congrats for being so dang good. 80 00:02:34,474 --> 00:02:36,643 Do you mind DM'ing me his new little addy? 81 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:38,103 Yeah, sure. That's really sweet. 82 00:02:38,186 --> 00:02:40,647 Brooke, I vote you don't do this, 83 00:02:40,772 --> 00:02:41,940 but I have to go meet a new client 84 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:43,524 and know you're going to. 85 00:02:43,649 --> 00:02:45,985 So I guess just text me when you end up burning down 86 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:47,320 his entire apartment. 87 00:02:50,865 --> 00:02:52,992 - The addy. - Hey, everyone. 88 00:02:53,076 --> 00:02:54,494 Thank you all for being here 89 00:02:54,619 --> 00:02:57,705 to talk about helping me win the Academy Award 90 00:02:57,831 --> 00:03:00,750 for Best Actor in a Motion Picture. 91 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:01,918 Or supporting. 92 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:03,545 No, let's... let's do lead. 93 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:04,963 Well, I'm sorry I can't be there in person. 94 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:06,464 I'm still in the Hamptons. 95 00:03:06,548 --> 00:03:08,925 But I have already found the movie 96 00:03:09,008 --> 00:03:11,177 to maybe get you that Oscar, Cary. 97 00:03:11,261 --> 00:03:12,679 - Wait, really? - It's called 98 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:14,973 "One Night with Albert," and it's about a gay man 99 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,934 who had a brief love affair with Albert Einstein 100 00:03:18,017 --> 00:03:20,854 the night before he published his theory of relativity. 101 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:22,564 Albert Einstein was gay? 102 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:25,859 It's rumored he was by the writer of this movie. 103 00:03:25,984 --> 00:03:28,194 Uh, sure. Yes. 104 00:03:28,278 --> 00:03:31,281 I... I wanna be gay Albert Einstein and win an Oscar. 105 00:03:31,364 --> 00:03:32,991 So the role is up for grabs, 106 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:34,993 but even though you're the lead of a TV show, 107 00:03:35,076 --> 00:03:37,036 the producers are not 100% sure 108 00:03:37,161 --> 00:03:39,038 that they see you as a leading man. 109 00:03:39,164 --> 00:03:40,999 I mean, it's a sexual role, 110 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:42,917 and you play an elf on "WindWeaver." 111 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:44,335 So in the next month, 112 00:03:44,419 --> 00:03:45,795 I wanna have you read for them, 113 00:03:45,879 --> 00:03:47,213 get you in for some chemistry tests. 114 00:03:47,338 --> 00:03:48,338 - Oh... - I want them to... 115 00:03:48,339 --> 00:03:49,632 The next month? 116 00:03:49,716 --> 00:03:51,885 Is there, um, any way to do this faster? 117 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:53,636 I was hoping to fit it in before I go back 118 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,387 to "WindWeaver," 'cause I am 119 00:03:55,512 --> 00:03:56,848 completely free until then. 120 00:03:56,931 --> 00:03:59,392 I might have a way to go faster. 121 00:03:59,517 --> 00:04:00,643 Oh, sorry, everyone. 122 00:04:00,727 --> 00:04:01,895 - Uh, this is Shuli... - Hi. 123 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,313 The newest member of the team. 124 00:04:03,396 --> 00:04:04,481 She wouldn't work with me before 125 00:04:04,564 --> 00:04:06,733 because I was too small-time, 126 00:04:06,858 --> 00:04:09,527 uh, but last night, she emailed begging me to hire her. 127 00:04:09,611 --> 00:04:11,237 Oh, I wouldn't say begging. 128 00:04:11,362 --> 00:04:12,739 Well, I have it here printed out. 129 00:04:12,822 --> 00:04:14,365 I will kill you. 130 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:16,700 But I do have a faster way for producers 131 00:04:16,784 --> 00:04:18,495 to see Cary as a leading man. 132 00:04:18,577 --> 00:04:21,289 Or wait. Cary, do you have a, um... 133 00:04:22,999 --> 00:04:24,250 Uh, yes. 134 00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:26,127 Yes, I... I do, actually. 135 00:04:26,252 --> 00:04:27,837 Perfect. We'll be right... 136 00:04:30,548 --> 00:04:31,716 Oh, my God. 137 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,594 Whoa. Cary Dubek is packing. 138 00:04:34,677 --> 00:04:36,096 Okay. You got the role. 139 00:04:36,179 --> 00:04:38,640 They can now see you as a leading man. 140 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:39,933 Thank you so much, Shuli. 141 00:04:40,058 --> 00:04:41,601 Hey, thank that big ol' pee-pee. 142 00:04:41,726 --> 00:04:43,603 Okay, so the next step is financing. 143 00:04:43,728 --> 00:04:45,688 I'll circle up with the producers, 144 00:04:45,772 --> 00:04:47,607 see what studios they're out to, 145 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,484 and this part will take a beat, so... 146 00:04:49,609 --> 00:04:52,112 Uh, how long is, um, a beat? 147 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:55,782 I mean, we're looking for $20 million to $25 million, 148 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:57,283 - and... - Well, uh, 149 00:04:57,409 --> 00:04:59,702 what if I were to just, uh, call my mom? 150 00:04:59,786 --> 00:05:02,330 Like, could she finance it? 151 00:05:02,455 --> 00:05:04,666 Damn, Car, you cray. 152 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,709 And I love it. 153 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:09,796 Come on. Where are you? 154 00:05:09,921 --> 00:05:11,089 - Hey, Lance. - Hey, man. 155 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,424 Oh. 156 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:14,050 No shirt, huh? 157 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:16,803 Looks like someone who works to get attention to me. 158 00:05:21,474 --> 00:05:22,475 Hi. 159 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,269 Flower delivery for Mr. Arroyo. 160 00:05:24,352 --> 00:05:25,812 Hmm. 161 00:05:25,937 --> 00:05:26,980 Oh, Debra. 162 00:05:27,063 --> 00:05:29,149 He's the third floor, apartment 3C. 163 00:05:29,274 --> 00:05:31,151 Thank you. 164 00:05:37,157 --> 00:05:38,658 Okay. 165 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,506 Hmm, bingo. 166 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:57,844 Huh, left your email open, idiot. 167 00:05:57,927 --> 00:06:00,054 Okay, let's search "publicist." 168 00:06:01,514 --> 00:06:02,640 Weird, okay. 169 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:06,019 Uh, "public relations." 170 00:06:06,144 --> 00:06:07,353 No results? 171 00:06:08,855 --> 00:06:10,231 It's okay. 172 00:06:10,356 --> 00:06:11,733 I got plenty of time. 173 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,944 Whoops. Forgot something. 174 00:06:15,779 --> 00:06:17,197 What else can I search? 175 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,033 What would I write in an email to a publicist? 176 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:24,996 No? 177 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,751 Nothing? 178 00:06:34,964 --> 00:06:37,509 Does he just never send any emails? 179 00:06:37,592 --> 00:06:39,219 Oh, hell yeah. 180 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:40,762 What's going on, man. 181 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:43,176 Where you going on this fine Friday? 182 00:06:43,259 --> 00:06:45,136 Fuck. 183 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,512 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 184 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:48,073 What do I do? 185 00:06:48,556 --> 00:06:50,308 Oh. 186 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:51,726 I'm not gonna kill him. 187 00:06:51,851 --> 00:06:53,937 Oh, look who it is. Give me that rock, baby. 188 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,063 Let's go. 189 00:06:55,188 --> 00:06:57,690 I'll just set off the fire alarm. 190 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,860 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 191 00:07:00,944 --> 00:07:02,737 - Ahh! - Okay, girl. 192 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,197 Now give me that spin. 193 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,741 Give me that spin. 194 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:08,910 See you. 195 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:10,203 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 196 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:14,874 Okay. 197 00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:17,710 This would dull an average knife, 198 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:20,004 but Miracle Blade is not an average knife. 199 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:21,798 Even a soda can is like butter. 200 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:29,347 Oh. 201 00:07:30,473 --> 00:07:31,558 Jesus. 202 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,605 Okay. 203 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:39,566 - Yo, Mr. McMurtry. - Oh. 204 00:07:39,649 --> 00:07:41,192 - It's Lance. - Lance. 205 00:07:41,276 --> 00:07:44,237 - Sorry, man. Forgot to give you your pills. - Thank you. 206 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:47,615 Also, I had another accident in my chair. 207 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,284 It's all good. I'll run you a bath. 208 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:50,785 We'll get you cleaned up. 209 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,412 And I'm gonna close this window for you. 210 00:07:52,537 --> 00:07:53,580 We gotta keep you safe. 211 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:55,331 Hey, Lance. 212 00:07:55,415 --> 00:07:57,333 You're the best man I know. 213 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,751 Ah, thanks, Mr. M. 214 00:08:00,086 --> 00:08:01,296 Wait, I actually think this is 215 00:08:01,421 --> 00:08:03,564 - Cary's suit that I'm wearing. - Really? 216 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:04,774 - Yeah. - Aw. 217 00:08:04,857 --> 00:08:06,467 Well, and I love your suit, Pat. 218 00:08:06,593 --> 00:08:07,594 Oh, why, thank you. 219 00:08:07,719 --> 00:08:09,929 Isn't it so gorgeous? 220 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,223 And so wait, when do you go back to work? 221 00:08:12,307 --> 00:08:13,975 Not till September or, you know, 222 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,602 really, the last week of August 223 00:08:15,727 --> 00:08:17,020 just so I can get my room set up. 224 00:08:17,103 --> 00:08:19,147 Still so much time. That's so nice. 225 00:08:19,272 --> 00:08:20,982 Ope, Mom, can you grab me a Coke? 226 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:22,358 Oh, and some towels. 227 00:08:22,442 --> 00:08:23,776 - Sorry, sorry. - Sorry. 228 00:08:23,902 --> 00:08:25,778 Kids. Am I right, Pat? 229 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,530 Always needing something from you. 230 00:08:28,948 --> 00:08:30,074 - Oh, it's Cary. - Aw. 231 00:08:30,158 --> 00:08:31,659 - Hi, honey. - Hey, Mom. 232 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:34,996 Could I have between $20 million and $25 million? 233 00:08:35,121 --> 00:08:37,582 Uh, for... why, honey? 234 00:08:37,665 --> 00:08:39,167 Oh, also, you're on speakerphone. 235 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:40,960 - I'm here with Meg and Mark. - Hi. 236 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,085 - Hey, Cary. - Hi, Cary. 237 00:08:42,218 --> 00:08:43,468 By the way, I was so sorry 238 00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:44,971 to see those pictures of you online. 239 00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:47,223 First your hole, now your little penis? 240 00:08:47,307 --> 00:08:48,933 Oh, no, the penis was on purpose. 241 00:08:49,058 --> 00:08:50,226 - Oh. - Uh, it's for this movie 242 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:52,437 - I'm calling about. - On purpose? 243 00:08:52,562 --> 00:08:56,107 It is this really beautiful indie that needs financing, 244 00:08:56,232 --> 00:08:57,275 and I was wondering if you would want 245 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,943 to help get it off the ground. 246 00:08:59,068 --> 00:09:01,279 It would really, really mean a lot. 247 00:09:01,404 --> 00:09:02,947 Uh, okay. 248 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:04,574 I mean, sure, honey. 249 00:09:04,657 --> 00:09:05,825 - Oh, my God. - Uh... 250 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:07,201 Thank you so much, Mom. Thank you. 251 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,203 I really, really appreciate it. 252 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,122 Wow. Okay. 253 00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:12,957 We are really moving. 254 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,667 For the first time, I can see 255 00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:16,252 how you and Brooke are related. 256 00:09:16,377 --> 00:09:18,129 Okay, so what's next? 257 00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:20,548 So the last piece of the puzzle is a director. 258 00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:23,718 I'll move as fast as I can and start reaching out to people. 259 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:26,888 And I'll start generating Oscar buzz in the press. 260 00:09:26,971 --> 00:09:31,601 In fact, I already secured you a profile in "The New York Times." 261 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:34,187 Whoa. And it's not too soon for that? 262 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:37,440 No. The Oscar for next year may have already been won. 263 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:40,068 - We gotta move. - Yes. I... I love it. 264 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:42,820 So since the movie's "One Night with Albert," 265 00:09:42,945 --> 00:09:45,949 they wanna do a feature called "One Night with Cary," 266 00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:48,159 where the writer will just hang out with you 267 00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:50,119 and maybe your friends and boyfriend 268 00:09:50,203 --> 00:09:53,873 at a bar or something for one night with Cary. 269 00:09:53,957 --> 00:09:56,751 Just whatever you do on a Friday night. 270 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,420 Oh. Um... sure, yeah. 271 00:09:59,504 --> 00:10:01,214 I mean, I am actually always hanging out 272 00:10:01,297 --> 00:10:04,634 with my friends and boyfriend, uh, on a Friday night. 273 00:10:04,717 --> 00:10:07,011 So he'll meet you and your crew at 8:00 274 00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,346 - wherever you want. - Cool. 275 00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:11,933 Uh, yeah, let me just, uh, call, uh, 276 00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:13,810 my boyf and, uh, BFFs 277 00:10:13,893 --> 00:10:17,647 and just make sure we're on for our normal hang sesh. 278 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,190 All right. 279 00:10:19,315 --> 00:10:21,234 Oh. Now it's the sister. Sorry. 280 00:10:21,317 --> 00:10:23,403 So there was nothing in his email, 281 00:10:23,486 --> 00:10:26,155 and he washed an old man's butt for free? 282 00:10:26,239 --> 00:10:28,157 Maybe they did just ask him. 283 00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:30,201 Shuli, no. He hired a publicist. 284 00:10:30,326 --> 00:10:32,495 I just need to see his phone contacts for proof, 285 00:10:32,578 --> 00:10:34,289 but I can't go back in looking like myself, 286 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,915 because the doorman knows I stole his keys. 287 00:10:35,999 --> 00:10:37,292 That's probably for the best. 288 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,127 - So I went in as a redhead. - What? 289 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,670 Why does this even matter? 290 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:43,798 Because if he didn't hire a publicist, he's, what, 291 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:46,426 inherently better than us and everyone just knows it? 292 00:10:46,509 --> 00:10:47,885 I mean, what does that make me, Shuli, 293 00:10:48,011 --> 00:10:49,429 dog shit? 294 00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:51,264 Okay, this sort of feels like a therapy situation. 295 00:10:51,347 --> 00:10:53,308 Oh, I gotta go. I'll keep you posted. 296 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,351 These fucking Dubeks. 297 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:06,029 All right. 298 00:11:08,656 --> 00:11:10,867 God. 299 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,201 Okay. 300 00:11:12,285 --> 00:11:14,704 Michael ConEd. No. 301 00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:17,040 Sharon Haircut. No. 302 00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:19,417 Where is publicist? 303 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,044 Oh. 304 00:11:25,715 --> 00:11:27,342 Unreal. 305 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,509 Mom? 306 00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:30,178 Hi, Brookie. Guess what I'm playing. 307 00:11:30,261 --> 00:11:31,429 "Apples to Apples"! 308 00:11:31,554 --> 00:11:33,264 - Ew. Literally why? - Oh. 309 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:35,058 Oh, what do you think about doing an exposé 310 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:36,684 on "P!" about nurses? 311 00:11:36,768 --> 00:11:38,186 Like, how much good do they really do? 312 00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,437 Because between you and me, 313 00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:40,855 feels like it's more the doctors. 314 00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:42,899 Um, sure, honey. 315 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,567 I mean, I guess we could... 316 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,110 And since we're not getting the recognition we deserve 317 00:11:46,235 --> 00:11:47,779 for our "Night of Undeniable Good," 318 00:11:47,904 --> 00:11:49,656 I wanna have meetings all next week 319 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:52,408 about more good stuff we can do for "P!," okay? 320 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:53,576 Oh, rats. 321 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,244 Oh, fuck. He's out of the shower. 322 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,370 I gotta go. 323 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:57,914 God. She hung up. 324 00:11:58,039 --> 00:11:59,415 Okay. 325 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:00,416 Oh! 326 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,168 Wait. Where's my phone? 327 00:12:02,251 --> 00:12:05,338 God, I always lose that thing. 328 00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:08,716 But wait, there's an app Brooke told me about 329 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,301 I can use to find it. 330 00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:13,137 It makes my phone emit a big, loud screeching noise. 331 00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,431 - Uh... - Wait, shit, what's it called? 332 00:12:15,515 --> 00:12:18,768 Doesn't remember 'cause he never listens. 333 00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:20,520 - Yet everyone says he's... - Oh! 334 00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:21,646 Find My Phone! 335 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:23,147 Brooke told me about it at the zoo. 336 00:12:23,272 --> 00:12:26,359 She had just said that Alexis Bledel is probably mean in real life. 337 00:12:26,442 --> 00:12:29,153 Okay, so he does listen? 338 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,905 But who the hell talks to themselves this much, 339 00:12:30,989 --> 00:12:32,115 like, out loud? 340 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,491 Who's this even... 341 00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:36,119 Wait, it's outside? 342 00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:37,704 How's it... 343 00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:39,455 Aah! 344 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,333 What? Yo! 345 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,460 - Hey, man! What the hell? - It's okay. 346 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:46,421 He's not gonna chase me in just a towel. 347 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,965 Get back here, or I'll have to chase you in just a towel! 348 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:50,633 Fuck. 349 00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:51,718 Hey! 350 00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:53,678 - Hey! - Huh? 351 00:12:55,888 --> 00:12:59,058 Okay, where is my boyfriend? 352 00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:02,729 Nice and light, man, all right? 353 00:13:02,812 --> 00:13:03,813 Nice. 354 00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:07,483 Oh, there he is. 355 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,152 Out of whiskey. 356 00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,237 Hey, honey. 357 00:13:11,321 --> 00:13:13,906 Uh, just, uh, stopping by to see if I could ask a fave. 358 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:17,160 Um, so "The Times" wants to do this really cool profile on me 359 00:13:17,285 --> 00:13:19,329 where I hang out with my boyfriend... 360 00:13:19,454 --> 00:13:21,205 You know we can't be seen in town together. 361 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,791 We'll get ourselves killed... or worse. 362 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,335 Totally. 363 00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:28,546 I know, uh, you are a closeted sheepherder now 364 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:32,967 and we are only supposed to really hang up here on the range, 365 00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:34,677 but I just thought maybe this once... 366 00:13:34,761 --> 00:13:36,929 Oh, I'm so fucked up since I met you. 367 00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:39,557 I'm just... I'm nowhere. 368 00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:40,682 I'm nothing. 369 00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:43,227 Sorry, is this from your new movie? 370 00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:44,812 Because it's very similar to "Brokeback." 371 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:47,774 It's just, what we're doing up here, it ain't right. 372 00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,067 It ain't natural. 373 00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:50,902 It's also like "God's Own Country"? 374 00:13:51,027 --> 00:13:54,072 Wait, are they making another one of these? 375 00:13:54,197 --> 00:13:55,990 Or wait, is this... sex? 376 00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:57,575 Are we about to have sex? 377 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,327 Oh, right. They have sex in these. 378 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:01,287 These characters do have sex. 379 00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:03,414 Oh, thank the Lord, yeah. Let me see that dick. 380 00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,041 Let me see that big, fat... 381 00:14:05,124 --> 00:14:07,877 Okay, whoa. 382 00:14:07,961 --> 00:14:09,337 Getting right to it. I guess I'll have to see 383 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,881 that dick later, but, yes, let's... oh. 384 00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:13,758 Sorry, I just wanna make sure we have lube in the tent. 385 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:15,176 Not sure I saw... 386 00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:16,636 Hmm. 387 00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:18,054 Not quite sure that's gonna do the trick. 388 00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:19,639 Is there really no lube in here? 389 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:22,475 Well, let's at least do more than just the one... oh! 390 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:25,228 I mean, yes. 391 00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:28,439 Oh, finally happening. 392 00:14:28,564 --> 00:14:30,024 - Yeah. - Love this. 393 00:14:30,108 --> 00:14:32,276 Hooray. 394 00:14:34,904 --> 00:14:37,156 Okay, so that's a no on the boyf. 395 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,285 Guess I'll try some friends. 396 00:14:42,245 --> 00:14:43,579 Oof. 397 00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:56,884 Hey, um, so I am calling because I need some friends 398 00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,512 for this, uh, "New York Times" thing tonight, 399 00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:03,141 and I'm not sure if we are friends, uh, but... 400 00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,601 Cary, you are my best friend. 401 00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:10,315 Oh, but sadly, I do have plans tonight with, um, a lady. 402 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,650 Oh, okay, well, I'm... I'm glad you're... 403 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,110 you're getting back out there. 404 00:15:14,193 --> 00:15:15,528 And that's cool. 405 00:15:15,611 --> 00:15:17,405 I've got tons of other people I could try. 406 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:18,948 So I wasn't dead last? 407 00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:20,283 Hell... hello? 408 00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:25,330 Uh... 409 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,251 Hey, get back here, man! 410 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:32,045 Cary? Why are you calling Lance? 411 00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:33,755 Brooke? Why do you have Lance's phone? 412 00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,214 And what's that alarm? 413 00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,050 And why does it sound like you might be dying? 414 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,135 'Cause I stole it to prove that he hired a publicist, 415 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,095 but then he saw, so he started chasing me. 416 00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,472 And I tried to lose him by running 417 00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:43,973 into some random building, but it turns out, 418 00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:46,100 it's a fucking utility closet or something. 419 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:48,269 And now I'm trapped like a goddamn animal. Fuck! 420 00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:51,356 So I take it neither of you are free for a party tonight. 421 00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:52,899 Also, why didn't you just drop the phone? 422 00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:54,525 'Cause I know there's a clue in here, Cary. 423 00:15:54,651 --> 00:15:56,110 - I just gotta find it. - Hey, yo, man! 424 00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:57,320 I know you're in there! 425 00:15:57,403 --> 00:15:58,905 Fuck. He's right above me. 426 00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:00,323 - I gotta go, Car. - Ugh. 427 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:01,908 So I guess I'll just text every single person 428 00:16:01,991 --> 00:16:04,661 in my phone and hope someone shows up to be my friend? 429 00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:07,413 God, that's some dark shit. 430 00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:08,998 Come on, dude! Game over! 431 00:16:09,082 --> 00:16:10,375 There's nowhere else to run! 432 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,001 And you know what? I'm calling the cops! 433 00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:13,461 Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck. 434 00:16:13,544 --> 00:16:16,130 Is what I would say if I didn't believe 435 00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:17,882 that we all make mistakes! 436 00:16:18,007 --> 00:16:19,676 Come on. 437 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:22,387 'Cause you may have done some bad things, 438 00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:25,390 but I don't think you're a bad person. 439 00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:26,891 You don't? 440 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,393 So how about you just give me my phone back, 441 00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:31,396 and I'll let you go but not before 442 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:35,066 giving you $600 in cold hard cash. 443 00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:37,610 You can go get yourself a hot meal or maybe even 444 00:16:37,694 --> 00:16:40,195 a new phone, 'cause it seems like you really need one. 445 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,116 Jesus, did "People" just find him? 446 00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:46,703 Wait, holy shit. 447 00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:49,247 My PR crew? 448 00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:51,040 "You guys got me this"? 449 00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:53,501 Yes! Fucking knew it, baby! 450 00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:54,877 Hey, man, I'm sorry. 451 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:56,796 It's just, it's been, like, this kind of 452 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:01,050 weird amount of time without you responding, so I'm just... 453 00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:02,468 can I have it back? 454 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,805 Oh. Yeah, sure. 455 00:17:05,888 --> 00:17:07,932 'Cause I got just what I need. 456 00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:09,183 Thank you. 457 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:12,020 Also, I do need a new phone. 458 00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,776 Thanks so much for doing a profile like this. 459 00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:21,738 We find it to be a fun peek inside a celeb's life. 460 00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:24,240 It lets the reader experience them with their loved ones, 461 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:25,532 - their friends. - Totally. 462 00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:26,826 Uh, such a fun idea. 463 00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:28,411 Can you introduce me to everyone? 464 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,330 Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh, how rude of me. 465 00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:35,335 Um, this is my ex-agent, uh, Shrimp Scampi. 466 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,755 No, actually, it's... it's Skip Schamplin. 467 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,132 Wait, hold on. Is it Shrimp Scampi? 468 00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:43,176 Huh. They both sound right. 469 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,469 Oh, my God. 470 00:17:44,594 --> 00:17:47,347 And, uh, this is Vishant Acharya, 471 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:50,099 another dear friend I met when I worked at his restaurant. 472 00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:53,936 Yes, though it, uh, sadly shuttered on March 12, 2020. 473 00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:57,273 That fateful day, someone found a rat in their pasta. 474 00:17:57,357 --> 00:17:59,442 Ew. And, uh, finally, 475 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:02,278 this is Michael... 476 00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:03,905 Haircut or, uh... 477 00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:05,615 My last name's actually Engel. 478 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,740 I just used to cut his hair. 479 00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:09,827 So yeah, these my besties. 480 00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:10,954 Love these kooks. 481 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,457 Uh, anyway, guys, go, dance, mingle. 482 00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:16,292 How unusual all your best friends 483 00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:18,336 are from your very distant past. 484 00:18:18,461 --> 00:18:19,712 Well, I'm humble. 485 00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:22,090 I still cherish the people who... 486 00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:23,466 who knew me when. 487 00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:25,802 Yeah, let's... let's go with that angle. 488 00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:37,021 God, please let someone real show up. 489 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:38,815 So you stole his phone 490 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:42,652 and he chased you for three miles to give you $600? 491 00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,737 Yeah, I think it's time to call it. 492 00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:46,948 - He's just that good. - Nope, no, 493 00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:49,158 because then I saw a text from his PR crew. 494 00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:51,035 They're coming over at 8:00, so I'm thinking 495 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,329 I could get there early, hide in his closet, 496 00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:54,539 and then catch him in the act. 497 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,499 Brooke, do not do that. 498 00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:58,876 Okay, I will take that into consideration. 499 00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:01,963 Plus, the doorman definitely knows your face now. 500 00:19:02,046 --> 00:19:04,340 I mean, you'd have to go back in in, like, 501 00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:06,217 full prosthetics... 502 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:07,760 Like your mom used to do. 503 00:19:07,844 --> 00:19:09,053 No, you're right. 504 00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,513 That would be too far. 505 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:12,557 That would be truly unhinged. 506 00:19:12,682 --> 00:19:15,518 It would be like the Brooke I knew is dead 507 00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:19,314 and a new, darker Brooke had risen in her place. 508 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:21,357 Cool. Then yeah, I won't do it. 509 00:19:21,441 --> 00:19:22,692 Oh. 510 00:19:22,817 --> 00:19:23,817 Oh, okay, I gotta go. 511 00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,028 I'm walking into a movie. 512 00:19:25,111 --> 00:19:27,196 She's not walking into a movie. 513 00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,322 It's open. 514 00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,991 Showtime, baby. 515 00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:33,036 Time to see your PR crew, Nurse Arroyo, 516 00:19:33,161 --> 00:19:35,705 because I know you got down in the muck for this. 517 00:19:35,788 --> 00:19:37,999 Uncle Lance, Uncle Lance, Uncle Lance! 518 00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:40,209 - Huh? - Yes! 519 00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:41,961 The whole Puerto Rico crew! 520 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:44,380 Oh, my God, it's his entire extended family 521 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:45,548 from Puerto Rico? 522 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,175 We're so proud of you, Lance! 523 00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:48,968 Hey, you guys got me this. 524 00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:51,929 Let's celebrate Lance all night. 525 00:19:52,055 --> 00:19:53,765 Cary, I don't know if you heard, 526 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,224 but they're making another movie 527 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,934 that's kind of like "Brokeback Mountain." 528 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,062 No, I'm... I'm painfully aware. 529 00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:00,980 Oh, I think another friend is here. 530 00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:02,482 Oh, good, I look forward to turning around 531 00:20:02,565 --> 00:20:04,567 and seeing who it is. 532 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:05,735 Hey, Gary. 533 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:07,612 Hey. Uh, everyone, 534 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:10,698 my old Improv 101 teacher. 535 00:20:10,782 --> 00:20:13,117 Yep, another one of my true ride-or-dies. 536 00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:14,577 Tom. 537 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:17,914 Hey, thank you so much for sticking with me despite the allegations. 538 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,540 Uh, sorry, what allegations? 539 00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:20,959 - Hmm? - Okay, what do you say 540 00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:22,585 we get the whole posse together for a pic? 541 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,837 Oh, sure. Um, and... 542 00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:26,923 and why don't we have my improv teacher take it? 543 00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:28,424 Shouldn't we wait for the old guy? 544 00:20:28,508 --> 00:20:30,176 I think he went to go pee. 545 00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,473 So much better when it's not crowded. 546 00:20:35,598 --> 00:20:37,433 Whoa, Vishant? 547 00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:38,810 Long time, no see. 548 00:20:38,893 --> 00:20:39,936 What? 549 00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:41,437 We've been hanging here all night. 550 00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,398 You invited me to this. 551 00:20:43,481 --> 00:20:45,483 What? Wha... 552 00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,276 oh, wait, is Cary here? 553 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:48,486 I'm the other gay waiter. 554 00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,238 But I guess it's cool, 555 00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:52,615 like, you and he still hang. 556 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,325 Yeah, "The New York Times" 557 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,035 is doing a profile on him, 558 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,289 and they wanted all of his best friends to be here for it. 559 00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:01,124 So naturally, he thought of me. 560 00:21:01,249 --> 00:21:02,959 Hey, why is Cary Dubek 561 00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,253 taking pics with the guy who cuts my hair? 562 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:08,047 And the guy who cuts my hair? 563 00:21:11,926 --> 00:21:13,803 Thanks again for flying us all in, cuz. 564 00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:17,140 I don't know anyone more dedicated to his family than you. 565 00:21:17,265 --> 00:21:19,517 God, I cannot do this all night. 566 00:21:19,642 --> 00:21:22,312 I guess I'll sneak out a third time? 567 00:21:22,437 --> 00:21:23,896 Wait, did I ever tell you guys 568 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:27,317 about the time Lance tried to donate so much blood, 569 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,943 he passed out? 570 00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:31,154 - Yeah, I'm out of here. - He just kept saying, 571 00:21:31,237 --> 00:21:33,990 "Please, let me donate more. People need the blood." 572 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:35,908 Yeah, like, 4 liters of the stuff. 573 00:21:35,992 --> 00:21:38,661 Hey, everybody! 574 00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:40,496 Aunt Connie, you made it. 575 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,124 - My girl! - Aunt... Aunt Connie? 576 00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:45,710 - How's your leg? - I'm so sorry I'm late. 577 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:49,172 Please, who cares? We just wanna see that ring! 578 00:21:49,255 --> 00:21:50,673 Let's go! 579 00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:53,009 - Aw, Connie's getting married? - Look at it. 580 00:21:53,092 --> 00:21:54,802 Okay, wait, wait, I got another one. 581 00:21:54,886 --> 00:21:57,221 Remember the time that Lance saved that little bird? 582 00:21:57,347 --> 00:21:58,848 Oh, my God! 583 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,683 I have a "Lance saving a little animal" story too! 584 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:02,435 - Me too. - Me three! 585 00:22:02,518 --> 00:22:04,687 Okay, no, bye. 586 00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:10,777 - You know, Cary? - Yeah. 587 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:13,154 This man has a very interesting look. 588 00:22:13,237 --> 00:22:15,239 Are you in need of an acting agent? 589 00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:17,075 No, I'm a full-time journalist. 590 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,701 Are you in need of an assistant? 591 00:22:18,826 --> 00:22:20,620 Perhaps a brand-new Tempur-Pedic mattress? 592 00:22:20,703 --> 00:22:22,205 Oh, my God. 593 00:22:22,288 --> 00:22:24,749 I'm very good at picking out a person's firmness. 594 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,627 - You look like a seven to me. - Hey, guess what. 595 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:30,046 - I saw Cary downstairs. - What? 596 00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:31,923 I'm Cary. 597 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:33,925 Or wait, is... is Curtis here? 598 00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:37,178 You... you didn't tell him why you were here, right? 599 00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:39,013 Just 'cause, uh, I... 600 00:22:39,097 --> 00:22:42,475 I don't want him to be mad that I invited you and not him. 601 00:22:42,558 --> 00:22:44,060 - That's all. - No. 602 00:22:44,143 --> 00:22:46,688 I didn't tell him, but I met all his friends, 603 00:22:46,771 --> 00:22:48,064 and they're so nice. 604 00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:50,233 And his boyfriend, he's hot too. 605 00:22:50,358 --> 00:22:51,567 Great big lads. 606 00:22:51,693 --> 00:22:55,113 Wait, he has... he has a boyfriend now? 607 00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:57,824 - That's... that's great. - Yeah. 608 00:22:57,907 --> 00:22:59,701 And they're all going to Curtis' aunt's house 609 00:22:59,784 --> 00:23:01,953 in the Hamptons for his birthday next week. 610 00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:04,080 Major jeals, right? 611 00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,416 Yeah, no, he, uh... he always does that. 612 00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:08,459 It's... it's fun. 613 00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:11,379 It's, um... yeah, I'm happy for him. 614 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,091 So we're gonna add a little bit of cheese to that... 615 00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,431 Damn it. 616 00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:24,851 Shit. 617 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,740 Jesus Christ. 618 00:23:44,746 --> 00:23:47,165 Okay. 619 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:48,958 Oh. 620 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:51,336 Not doing that again. 621 00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:00,720 What? Oh, my God. 622 00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:02,472 Oh, no. Oh, no. Aah! 623 00:24:02,555 --> 00:24:03,723 What do I do? Aah! 624 00:24:06,809 --> 00:24:08,394 Fuck. Please, no. 625 00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,813 Ugh! 626 00:24:12,607 --> 00:24:13,983 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 627 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,443 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 628 00:24:19,948 --> 00:24:21,157 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 629 00:24:21,282 --> 00:24:22,992 Oh, my God! 630 00:24:23,076 --> 00:24:25,328 Okay, so now it goes off? 631 00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:29,332 I'm sure I have at least 30. 632 00:24:29,415 --> 00:24:30,792 Okay, everybody downstairs. Go. 633 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,335 I'm right behind you. 634 00:24:32,418 --> 00:24:34,337 I just wanna make sure everyone else is out safe. 635 00:24:34,462 --> 00:24:36,089 What's your emergency? 636 00:24:36,172 --> 00:24:38,257 Please, quick! There's a fire. 637 00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:40,343 Don't worry. Help is on the way. 638 00:24:42,845 --> 00:24:44,180 Hello, ma'am! I'm here to help! 639 00:24:44,263 --> 00:24:46,849 Whoa. That was actually so fast. 640 00:24:46,975 --> 00:24:50,061 My name is Lance Arroyo. 641 00:24:50,186 --> 00:24:53,898 Just leave me. 642 00:24:54,023 --> 00:24:55,858 Let me die. 643 00:24:55,984 --> 00:24:57,360 Hey, Mack. 644 00:24:57,443 --> 00:24:59,237 Just checking in on the, uh, director sitch. 645 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:02,907 As a reminder, I am fully free until "WindWeaver." 646 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:07,078 Nothing else going on. So, uh, excited to shoot. 647 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:14,585 Hey, is Lucas Lambert Moy coming tonight? 648 00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:15,712 Would love to have him for this. 649 00:25:15,795 --> 00:25:17,171 No. No, no, no. 650 00:25:17,255 --> 00:25:18,798 Uh, even though things are 651 00:25:18,881 --> 00:25:20,550 so, so great with us right now, um, 652 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:24,554 I do... I just like to keep my Fridays for just my friends. 653 00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:26,347 Holy shit. Edie? 654 00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:30,143 Uh, speaking of, uh, one of my very best friends is here now. 655 00:25:30,226 --> 00:25:33,771 Hi. Can you tell me who invited me to this thing? 656 00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:35,690 I, uh... I didn't save the number. 657 00:25:35,773 --> 00:25:37,066 It's not familiar to me, and they've been 658 00:25:37,191 --> 00:25:38,276 texting me for, like, a year. 659 00:25:38,401 --> 00:25:40,679 It's starting to drive me nuts. 660 00:25:41,404 --> 00:25:42,905 Oh, Cary Dubek. 661 00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:44,240 All right, that makes sense. 662 00:25:44,365 --> 00:25:45,908 Uh, all right, I have a dinner thing, 663 00:25:45,992 --> 00:25:48,620 so as far as you know, I was... I was never here. 664 00:25:48,745 --> 00:25:50,622 Wait... Edie? 665 00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:51,956 Edie. 666 00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:54,083 Edie. Edie! 667 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:55,793 - Okay, let's move. - Yeah, let's do it. 668 00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:58,338 Um, I should just probably say bye to Cary first, right? 669 00:25:58,421 --> 00:25:59,922 Like, if Vishant told him I was here, 670 00:26:00,048 --> 00:26:02,300 I... I don't wanna be an asshole, so... 671 00:26:04,677 --> 00:26:07,847 Okay, um, I guess never mind. 672 00:26:11,434 --> 00:26:13,019 Hey, Cary Dubek? 673 00:26:13,102 --> 00:26:14,812 Oh, my God. 674 00:26:14,937 --> 00:26:16,814 Are we friends? Hi. 675 00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:19,025 No, I'm with Sallie Mae. 676 00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:20,860 You haven't made a loan payment in seven years, 677 00:26:20,943 --> 00:26:23,112 but you texted me your location, 678 00:26:23,237 --> 00:26:26,783 so I thought I'd show up and get the $14,000 in person. 679 00:26:26,908 --> 00:26:28,117 Credit card? 680 00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:41,673 Ugh. 681 00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:44,008 You're gonna be okay. 682 00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:45,343 Okay, no. 683 00:26:45,468 --> 00:26:48,554 I can... you know, I can walk from here, 684 00:26:48,638 --> 00:26:50,223 but thank you, sonny. 685 00:26:50,306 --> 00:26:51,557 - You got her? - Oh, my God. 686 00:26:51,641 --> 00:26:53,017 Your eyebrow's falling off. 687 00:26:53,142 --> 00:26:57,855 Oh, um, guess that fire really licked me good. 688 00:26:57,981 --> 00:26:59,399 Yes! Yes! 689 00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:01,067 Rescue me, Daddy! 690 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:03,528 Okay, sort of feels like you guys 691 00:27:03,611 --> 00:27:05,154 could take it from here, no? 692 00:27:05,238 --> 00:27:06,864 Okay, is everyone accounted for? 693 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,324 Yeah, yeah. That's everyone. 694 00:27:08,449 --> 00:27:10,118 Let's hear it for my sobrino Lance! 695 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:14,622 Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Where's Connie? 696 00:27:14,706 --> 00:27:16,207 What? 697 00:27:16,332 --> 00:27:18,835 - Did she not come out with us? - I... I didn't see her. 698 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,086 Oh, shit. Connie, oh, my God. 699 00:27:20,169 --> 00:27:21,587 - She's still inside! - What? 700 00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:23,256 - Connie! - Aunt Connie! 701 00:27:23,339 --> 00:27:25,174 - Connie's still in there? - Aunt Connie! 702 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,884 C-Connie's still in there? 703 00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:29,429 My God. 704 00:27:32,724 --> 00:27:35,768 Oh, God. 705 00:27:35,852 --> 00:27:37,020 Fucking tent. 706 00:27:38,646 --> 00:27:39,646 Is that a bear? 707 00:27:39,647 --> 00:27:42,525 No, it's me. 708 00:27:42,608 --> 00:27:44,902 It's just me. 709 00:27:45,028 --> 00:27:48,364 Listen, I can't do this anymore. 710 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,490 I'm so fucked up. 711 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:53,244 I'm so fucked up since I met you. 712 00:27:53,369 --> 00:27:57,415 I just... I got no one, nothing. 713 00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,042 It's not right what we're doing together. 714 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:00,543 It's not natural. I just... 715 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,629 I wish I knew how to... oh, my God, I almost said 716 00:28:02,712 --> 00:28:04,672 quit you. Jesus! 717 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,384 It shouldn't be like this. 718 00:28:08,468 --> 00:28:11,721 It shouldn't fucking be like this. 719 00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:35,620 Yeah. 720 00:28:35,745 --> 00:28:37,555 - Oh. - _ 721 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:40,408 _ 722 00:28:40,409 --> 00:28:43,200 _ 723 00:28:44,301 --> 00:28:46,005 - _ - Oh, yes. 724 00:28:46,089 --> 00:28:47,432 Oh. 725 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,000 _ 726 00:28:50,551 --> 00:28:52,303 FD's here. 727 00:28:53,388 --> 00:28:55,348 Oh, my God. I killed Connie. 728 00:28:55,431 --> 00:28:57,433 - Wait, where's that from? - She was just with us. 729 00:28:57,558 --> 00:28:59,852 - She was dancing. - No, she got tired, remember? 730 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:01,270 Yeah, I saw her go lie down. 731 00:29:01,396 --> 00:29:02,647 Shit. So she's sleeping? 732 00:29:02,772 --> 00:29:04,399 We got one trapped inside. Let's go. 733 00:29:04,482 --> 00:29:05,942 Move, please. Move, please. 734 00:29:06,025 --> 00:29:07,527 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Oh, my... fuck. 735 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:08,611 Fuck. 736 00:29:11,739 --> 00:29:12,907 Look at me! 737 00:29:12,991 --> 00:29:14,659 I'm being saved! 738 00:29:14,742 --> 00:29:16,244 Oh, my God. 739 00:29:16,327 --> 00:29:17,787 - Connie! - What? 740 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:20,331 I saw everybody else getting the royal treatment, 741 00:29:20,456 --> 00:29:23,376 so I ducked back in, and now I'm being saved 742 00:29:23,459 --> 00:29:26,379 by "People's" sexiest man. 743 00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:27,422 Ew! 744 00:29:27,422 --> 00:29:29,173 You're related to him, Connie. 745 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:32,135 Oh, my God. Thank God, Connie. 746 00:29:32,218 --> 00:29:33,761 Okay, folks, fire's been contained. 747 00:29:33,845 --> 00:29:36,931 There is some damage to the kitchen in 4C. 748 00:29:37,015 --> 00:29:39,183 Could have been worse. Could have been a lot worse. 749 00:29:39,267 --> 00:29:42,145 Special thanks to Mr. Arroyo for getting everyone out. 750 00:29:44,022 --> 00:29:46,482 Lance! 751 00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:49,610 It's okay. You guys just had me freaked out, yo! 752 00:29:49,694 --> 00:29:51,070 Yeah. 753 00:29:51,154 --> 00:29:53,156 Yeah, okay. 754 00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:56,284 I guess he is just that good. 755 00:29:56,367 --> 00:30:01,956 He is truly good, and I am... bad? 756 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:06,002 I don't think it could be any clearer that I am just bad. 757 00:30:09,213 --> 00:30:10,715 What? Hello? 758 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,133 Hi, there. Good evening. 759 00:30:12,216 --> 00:30:13,426 My name is Angelica Yates. 760 00:30:13,509 --> 00:30:15,178 I'm with the GFP Board of Jurors. 761 00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:16,846 Is this Brooke Dubek? 762 00:30:16,971 --> 00:30:18,681 Yeah, this is she. 763 00:30:18,765 --> 00:30:20,850 I'm calling to inform you that "ChaseDreams Presents: 764 00:30:20,933 --> 00:30:23,895 A Night of Undeniable Good" has been selected to receive 765 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:27,523 the 2023 Peabody Award for Excellence in Media 766 00:30:27,649 --> 00:30:30,902 in the category of Public Service. 767 00:30:31,027 --> 00:30:34,822 What? A Peabody Award? 768 00:30:34,906 --> 00:30:36,741 Yes. Congrat... 769 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:38,701 Oh, my God. 770 00:30:38,826 --> 00:30:40,912 I am good! 771 00:30:41,037 --> 00:30:42,956 Yes! 772 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:46,376 Brooke Dubek is good! 773 00:30:46,459 --> 00:30:48,211 My fucking kitchen! 774 00:30:54,676 --> 00:30:56,427 That was incredible. 775 00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:59,138 So much better than Marvel's Simu Liu. 776 00:31:00,765 --> 00:31:04,560 Oh, I've missed you so much, Streety. 777 00:31:04,686 --> 00:31:08,231 I missed you too, my Patricia. 778 00:31:08,356 --> 00:31:11,526 But this just can't happen again. 779 00:31:11,609 --> 00:31:12,735 No. 780 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:14,737 No, no, no, because I thought about it, 781 00:31:14,821 --> 00:31:16,906 and it could be fun that you always need to wear 782 00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:18,241 prosthetics to go to dinner. 783 00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:21,452 It'll be like every day is Halloween. 784 00:31:21,577 --> 00:31:22,912 No. 785 00:31:22,996 --> 00:31:27,125 I just... I can't have you be part of my family anymore, Streeter. 786 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,002 I need you to just be my manager 787 00:31:29,085 --> 00:31:31,379 so my family can be my family. 788 00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:34,423 What do you mean? 789 00:31:34,424 --> 00:31:37,260 I just... 790 00:31:37,343 --> 00:31:40,096 I didn't miss anything in Ohio except my kids. 791 00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:44,434 I was there, and I realized I don't have my kids anymore 792 00:31:44,517 --> 00:31:46,561 or not the way I had them. 793 00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:48,187 And everything in my life can be insane 794 00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:49,939 but not me and them. 795 00:31:50,023 --> 00:31:51,441 We need to be normal. 796 00:31:51,566 --> 00:31:54,819 And if we're normal, then I can handle the rest. 797 00:31:54,944 --> 00:31:58,865 So first thing tomorrow, I need to pull out of Cary's movie. 798 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:01,284 And I need to... 799 00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:03,286 I need to fire Brooke as my manager. 800 00:32:05,371 --> 00:32:06,789 Okay, good night. 801 00:32:11,044 --> 00:32:12,044 Uh-oh. 802 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 56299

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