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- I think I kind of like it.
- Yeah.

Well, I am a simple
woman of service now,

so felt sort of braggy
to still have blonde hair.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I am off to do good all day.

Hell yeah, girl.

Well, my shift starts in 30,
so I'll see you tonight.

OK.

Streeter, why are you
calling me?

I'm not in the industry anymore.

My hair is brown
and everything.

OK, but I'm in LA
all week,

and Shuli just called
to tell me

that Chase has a coke problem.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah.

Apparently, he won't do coke.

Oh, my God.
I'm hanging up.

I'm in the middle
of doing good.

Brett Laughlin
for the prosecution.

The defense is only requesting
a continuance

because they know
they don't have a case.

OK.
How'd that sound?

Truly, like every other time.

No. Fuck.
That was not in the pocket.

Last time I called, I was
getting close to the pocket.

But now I'm on set
at "Emily Overruled"

driving the complete opposite
direction of the pocket.

OK, Cary, I can't do
pockets right now.

I just--I didn't have
any lines

on that "Windweaver" show,

and "Night Nurse"
was a weird hell.

So this is my first
real chance to give it

everything I have as an actor.

Cary, I promise,
everything is going to be fine.

But right now, I'm smack-dab
in the middle

of doing so much good.

So bye.

I think that actually
might be all the things.

Hmm.

Yeah, that is all, right?

- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪

Hey.
Back already?

I only did good
for one shower?

Uh, no.

No, I just came back

to get this mug...

to donate...

to the poor.
- Whoa.

You love that mug.
- Well, yeah.

I mean, these
are the sacrifices

we have to make
when we do what we do.

You, me.

That girl Natalie.

Hey, I'm real proud of you
for switching things up,

but I want to make sure
it's not all for me.

OK, vain.

I'm serious, B.

You know I never judged
what you did, right?

No, I know.

I just genuinely want
to be doing good.

It's for real the kind
of woman I am now.

Sorry.
- No. I support that.

And I forget, what are you
doing, like, for a job?

Right.

'Cause you can't
just cobble together

a bunch of good deeds.

You have to get a job

and do that good job

for the rest of your life.

You know, it's--it's weird

that you ask me that
'cause, um--

'Cause, um--

Please.

- We're a local nonprofit
that plants trees

in underserved parts
of the Bronx.

And thanks to AOC
tweeting about us last week,

we've raised enough money

to hire
a few full-time staffers.

So if you're interested,
we're looking for people

who want to do good
and get their hands dirty.

Oh, my God.
This is so perfect.

Lance?
- Yeah?

I'm gonna go work for AOC!

So have you ever been
on a procedural before?

No, but I gotta say,
it is so exciting to be here.

I really hope
I make you all proud.

Well, that's nice.
I'm--I'm sure you will.

And I was still running
my lines in my trailer, uh,

when the PA came in, so I'm not
sure I'm 100% in the pocket.

But I'm at--at least 90%,

maybe 85%, worst-case scenario.

I wouldn't worry too much.

This show has been on
for 18 seasons.

It's pretty simple.

You just stand on your mark,
say your lines,

and we're out by 5:00.

Cast is landing.

Well, here we are.

- Hey, Terrence.
- Hey, Bob.

Hey, Bill.

Wait, what--what the hell
is going on?

Hey there.

Welcome to "Emily Overruled."

I play Emily.

Hey, did everyone tell you?

We're out by 5:00.
- Hi.

Yeah, he, uh--he told me--
- Hi. Welcome.

I'm the director.
Everyone tell you?

We're out by 5:00.
- Oh, hey.

Yeah, I actually
had some thoughts--

Hey, uh, just got
these from Crafty.

They're so delicious.

Don't know if anyone told you,
but we're out by 5:00.

Yeah, no,
everyone has told me that

in a very quick succession,
um--

OK, places
for the next scene.

OK.

Roll cameras.

And action.

Your Honor, the defense
asks for a continuance.

Yes, we were just put
on this case two weeks ago.

We need more time.

Frankly, it would be denying

our client due process
without more time.

Brett Laughlin
for the prosecution.

The defense is only requesting
a continuance

because they know
they don't have a case.

The court sides
with the prosecution.

Emily, overruled.

And cut.

Whew. OK.

First one felt pretty good.

How do you guys feel?
- OK, it's 5:00.

That's a wrap.

Great work, everyone.
See you tomorrow!

So we--we got it?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, hi, I'm here to speak

to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
about a job.

Oh, well,
she's in her office,

going live
for the next seven hours.

But maybe I can help.

What exactly
were you looking for,

a job in the field office
or to help canvass or--

Oh.
Uh, no.

So I was thinking
about being more of, like,

a professional
sounding board for Alex,

sort of like a friend
who's on the payroll,

if that makes sense.
- It does not.

OK, so, like, if she's in
New York, we could get dinner,

and I could help her
hash stuff out in person.

Or if she's in D.C.,
really stuck on something,

she could call, run it by me,

and I would say
if it was good or not.

You'd say if it
was good or not?

Yeah, well, I mean,
I'm sure it'd be good.

She's AOC.

So it seems
you just want to get paid

to hang out with AOC
because you think she's good.

Then since you're near her,
you'll also seem good

without having to do good yourself.

Exactly.

Now we're speaking
the same language.

OK, yes, we do get thousands
of white women

applying for this job
every day.

But it's not a thing.

AOC believes if you
want to do good,

start small,
get your hands dirty.

There's a place called
Community Shade--

Yeah, no,
I know about the tree thing.

God.

Oh, my God.

Brooke Dubek?

Wait, Cameron Colby?

- Thank you so much.
- Hi. Good afternoon.

Uh, I will have
one cappuccino, please.

And my grandma here
will have a tall iced latte.

Yes.
A latte for me, his grandma.

- Sure thing.
- Thank you.

See? No one can tell, Cary.
It's perfect!

All I need to do is get
into full prosthetic makeup

every morning
for four hours.

Then I can seamlessly
move through the world

without my security detail.

Ooh, I can't wait to tell
Streeter when he gets back.

I mean, this is all
very insane.

But if you're happy, I'm happy.

I am happy.

Do you know that I even
rode the subway today, Cary?

It was disgusting.
- OK.

Oh, how is your
new acting job going?

I think... bad?

- Aw.
- Everybody there

just clocks in and clocks out.

It's all just like
a job to them.

I mean, it is a job, right?

Yeah, but it's
an acting job, you know?

It's supposed to be more.

- Mm-hmm.
- Like that.

That's acting.

That's a real actor.

And one great big
Christmas ham, please.

For me and my... friend.

God, he must be so hot.

It's 90 degrees.

I know.
Isn't it inspiring?

Like, acting is his whole life.

And even though we do eat
a full ham

every night for dinner,

since we still can't have sex
right now

because his character's
closeted,

it's actually helped me
not even want to.

Well, I mean,
if you're happy, I'm happy.

But FYI,
I love "Emily Overruled."

I used to put it on
in the background

all the time
when I made you kids dinner

or when I took a nap...

or when I went out of town.

You know what?
Come to think of it,

I don't think I've ever seen
"Emily Overruled."

OK, See, I don't want
to be on a show like that.

I need to go in tomorrow
and shake things up... somehow.

- Mama? No way.
- Oh, my God.

Cameron, how are you?

Are you still taking pics
of your crack and stuff,

or--wait, you got married.

I'm sorry, I can never
keep track of all your deals.

You and me both, sister.

Yeah, I used to be
so all over the place,

trying to figure out
what's next for me.

Keyword, me.
- Right.

But now I'm all about
using my platform to do good.

Wait, what?
I do good now too.

Yes! Oh, Brooke,
that's so cool and important.

I'm actually thinking
about starting a company--

or I guess
a collective, really--

of just like-minded people
who want to do good

but also have fun.

Holy shit.

That sounds... amazing!

OK, tell me if this is crazy,

but would you want to, like,
cofound it with me?

Um, absolutely!

Oh, my God, yes!
Oh, my God. OK.

All right, so I think
it should be called

The Impact Group because
we'll be making an impact.

I love that.
Securing socials now.

And we should follow
every celebrity alive

because you can't make
an impact without reach.

Reach is key.

Should we post
our first photo?

That way, when celebrities
go to our Instagram,

it's not empty.
- I'm already on it.

Should the picture be a candle,

the globe, or waves?
- Um--

- I went with waves.
- I love that.

First things first,
this has to be grassroots.

Can I write on your walls?
- Of course.

Grassroots.

Then, of course...

So smart.

- Hillary Clinton.
- We have to.

Media outreach. Me...

Integration Mondays.
- Yes.

Big. Fun.

Big, fun concerts.
- Yes.

Strategize,
strategize, strategize.

Yes, yes, yes!

And I'll email my friend Joe

'cause he's great
with websites,

but he books up fast.
- OK, great.

Also, my ex
is an amazing strategist--

great with
boots-on-the-ground stuff--

so I'm gonna text him.

God, that is basically
a full board.

Oh, my God, babe.
The Impact Group has a board.

OK, let's meet at my place
at 8:00 a.m.

We need to keep
the momentum going.

Yes.
Also, I am so impressed

with what we've
already accomplished.

Don't get me wrong.

It's insane
what we've accomplished.

I could cry.

I could honestly cry.

Wow.

Our clients decided

not to take the stand,
Your Honor.

I see.
Thank you, Counselor.

And, Mr. Laughlin,

what says the prosecution?

We just find it funny

that their client won't testify

if he has nothing to hide.

So what's he hiding?

I'm not taking
this bait, Laughlin.

It's his choice,
plain and simple.

Plain and simple.
And he's scared.

Go to hell, Laughlin.

Emily, overruled.

And cut.

OK.

Let's go one more time,
exactly the same.

Or, um...

I--I was thinking maybe,
uh, this time, I could--

I could walk around
the front of the table,

maybe add some movement.

I love that.

It's just, then you'd be off
your mark is the only thing.

Oh.
Uh, totally, yeah.

Um...

well, uh, maybe I could,
uh, start seated

and then stand up onto
my mark, uh, partway through.

That's fun.

It's just,
then you'd be out of frame

at the beginning
is the only thing with that.

Uh, well, couldn't you,
uh, move the camera?

It looks like they--

they do move.

You know...

I kind of loved
that last take

where you were just
standing on your mark

the whole time.
- I loved that take too.

Love, loved, loved that take.

OK.

Uh, so...

I'll just do it the same.

OK! And...

All right.

Oh.

Yay!

Day two of The Impact Group.

Brooke, I actually
need to speak my truth.

I need to take a step back
from The Impact Group,

effective immediately.

Wait, what are you
talking about?

It's been less than 24 hours

since we started
The Impact Group,

and you just texted me,
like, 20 minutes ago

to make sure I was here
on time.

Brooke, I--I can't go
round and round we go on this.

Like, I got seven hours
of sleep last night.

Is that little?

But I'm really good
at reading social cues,

and I can tell you're upset.

I just unfortunately
can't take that on right now,

just not with everything else.

What everything else?
Are you OK?

Brooke, stop!

This line of questioning is,
like, toxic or something.

And I want to look back
on my time

with The Impact Group fondly.

So this... must end.

But I wish you
nothing but the best.

And, Brooke, I mean that.

♪ I wanna do
whatever I wanna do ♪

Hey, back already again?

Jesus!

Can I really not do good
for more than a shower?

Hey, what's all over
our walls?

God.

Just some stupid shit
I thought was something

but is actually nothing.

Hey.

What's going on?
Are you OK?

Yeah, it's just,
that AOC thing didn't pan out,

and then this other thing
didn't either.

And I'm trying to do good.

It's just... hard.

I get that, B.
But I believe in you.

And if this is what
you really want to do,

it might take time.

It is what I want.

Hey, you know,
I'm actually off today.

And it looks like
you are now too.

Mm. Mm.

Actually, you know what?

Hmm?

Allow me.

You know this
won't count as good.

OK.
Then yeah, do me.

Hurry.

Our client's decided

not to take the stand,
Your Honor.

I see.
Thank you, Counselor.

And, Mr. Laughlin,
what says the prosecution?

We just find it funny
that their client won't testify

if he has nothing to hide.

So, uh, what's he hiding?

It's... your line.

What?

"I'm not taking
the bait, Laughlin."

No, I say that
after your line.

No, I just--
I said my line.

No, you just...
took a sip of water.

Is that in the--

N-no, it's not
in the script.

I just, uh, made a choice.

I thought I'd take a sip,

and then you'd say your line
while I was...

taking a sip.

You know what?
Never mind.

I actually don't think
my character is thirsty.

Cool.

And just to be safe,
why don't we actually

take the water off set?

What the fuck?

Uh, can we maybe, um,
turn me like a clock a little?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, OK.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, this is so hot.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

Can we maybe have me
against the wall?

That way, you're facing
this great big wall.

Fuck yeah,
telling me what to do.

- Yeah,
- Of course.

Yeah.

Um...

Oh, hold on.
I--I got to take this.

I'm in you, B.

Hey, just calling to see

where the H my partner is.

Or do you not care about
The Impact Group anymore?

Wait, I'm sorry.

I, uh--I thought
The Impact Group was over.

Tell that
to the investors, babe.

- Uh--
- Because I'm with

some of them now--hi--
and they love the idea

of making an impact
but also having fun.

You are?
They... do?

Yes, and they want
to meet you, too,

since you're all over
the website.

Oh, my God.
We have a website?

I mean... we have a website!

Uh, OK.

Yeah, sure.
I'll be there soon.

I guess I was wrong.

I do have good to do today.

Oh, and this shit on the walls?

It's the future.

Friendly reminder.

We'll be back from lunch
in exactly 30 minutes.

30 minutes.

Oh.
Hey.

I wanted to talk
about that last scene.

It's just, normally,
how it goes is,

the judge talks,
and then you talk,

and then I talk.

- Right.
- But today the judge talked,

and then you talked,

and then you...

drank some water.

I know. I know.
It--it won't happen again.

No, I--

I kind of liked it.

And what did you mean when
you said you made a choice?

Sorry, have--
have you never heard

of making a choice before?

That's what acting's all about.

No, it's about
standing on your mark

and saying your lines

and then going home at 5:00.

But there's so much more
to it than that.

Like, on some sets,
they let actors play.

Sometimes we even get to do
a whole take just for us

to, I don't know,
try something.

What... kind of thing?

That's the whole point, silly.

We don't know
until they call action.

both: Oh, my.

I just want to say,

Cameron and I are so honored

you would even consider
backing The Impact Group.

Mm-hmm, and we know,
in five years,

you're gonna look back
on this lunch,

and you're gonna remember

that you got in
on the ground floor

of something
that changed the world.

Well, we certainly hope so.

Now, let's start
with the basics.

- Oh, hit us with it.
- Yeah, fire away.

What does
The Impact Group do?

- Um, do?
- Yes.

You say you plan
on changing the world.

But how?
In what way?

All right.

We're totally getting grilled
right now, and rightfully so.

Um, but we do want
to dive into, like,

the nitty-gritties of it.

So I'm gonna get us
some more drinks,

and I'll let my work wife

just kind of
start the conversation.

Oh, my God, Brooke.
I'm in fucking hell.

Oh, you're in hell?
You left me out there!

Also, how did we never,
in all of our brainstorming,

ever once decide
what our company... did?

Really, mama?
You so don't want to go there.

You're the person who's
supposed to keep us on track.

You're the chief
operating officer.

- I am?
- Oh, my God, my life is over.

Look, I'm shaking.

I'm literally shaking.

Can you just go out there and
stall for two minutes, please?

Fine, but only two minutes.

She said that?

Wait, Grandma?

Brookie, hi.

I'm just here,
in public, having lunch

with my new friend, Nancy.

We met at Whole Foods.

I was there
buying lettuce by myself.

So independent.

Uh, but I have to go.

- Isn't she pretty?
- Excuse me.

Just like her mother.

So where were we?

Um, we asked
what The Impact Group did,

and you both ran
to the bathroom.

Small bladders.

You know us girls and...
gay men.

Anyway, why don't I
get us started?

Yep.

And Cameron
will be out in a sec.

- Uber for Cameron?
- Yep.

Your Honor, Mr. Laughlin
is flat-out lying to the court.

That's enough.
Emily, overruled.

And cut.

And I have this friend
that was on "Curb."

And look at his script.

Every page is blank.

That's because Larry
trusts the actors

to make up every line.

- And that works?
- A lot of the time, yes.

Your Honor, how is that
relevant to this case?

Let's find out, shall we?

Emily, overruled.

And cut.

♪ I'd like to say "I do" ♪

Come on, I think we should go.

Come on, come on, come on. Hurry.

- Wait for me.
- Hmm.

And on some shows,
the actors actually

go to the writers room.

Really?

When do they go?

I think they just pop by.

all: Pop by?

Please be advised,

we have a hard out
at 5:00 p.m.

5:00 p.m. on the dot.

Mr. Laughlin does not
care about justice.

All he cares about is having
another win under his belt.

And I will not allow him to...

You should also watch
"Euphoria."

Here, I brought laptops in
from the outside.

On that show,
the camera never stops moving.

And there's no shot list.

The actors and the director

just figure it out together
every day.

That sounds bad, actually.

That's what they
want you to think.

all: Oh.

You set the tone.

Quell this!

Oh, Miss Overruled.
What can I--

I need to speak
to our guest actor immediately.

Uh, um, I, uh--

- Where is he?
- Mm.

What the--

It's called "Zip Zap Zop."

Yeah, you got it.
Good deal.

The set is our playground.

It's our sandbox.

Every day,
you have to go in there

and surprise yourself,
surprise the crew.

What the hell
is going on in here?

Oh, Miss Overruled.

Um, nothing.
I--I was just, uh--

I've heard that you've been
telling the other actors

that they should
talk directly to props,

that they can bring
their own wardrobe,

that they can direct
if they wanted to.

I mean, actors do make
the best directors.

I mean, after all,

we know the material
better than anyone.

I mean...

I do see how that's true.

It's actually insane
that--that you

haven't directed this show...

In all 18 years.

- Really?
- Yes.

A lot of actors do.

Demand to.
- But what if--

what if I don't know
anything about directing?

Like, not a thing?

- It doesn't matter.
- Oh, my.

Well, what if I don't even
care about it

and I never want
to do it again?

I just like the idea
of making them let me do it?

That's fine.

It's your right.

Oh, my.

Over here, Bobby.

All right. Thanks, Becca.

Welcome back, Raina.

Hi, Raina. Great to see you.

Sorry, what did you say?

I'm here to plant trees

for the rest
of my natural life.

Oh, you're looking
for a full-time position.

Yes, I need a real job
that is good.

And this is that, so...

I want it.
- Well, great.

We're loading up now
to do a big planting

in the middle
of the 95 freeway.

Just sign these forms,
grab a big sack of dirt,

and make sure you drink
plenty of water

'cause it's gonna get hot--

and that sort of humid hot
where your whole body gets wet

and you're sort of, like,
in a big bath all day.

Love.

Oh.

What the hell?

Hello?
Cameron?

Brooke, where are you?

The launch party's half over.
- What?

How--how is there
a launch party?

We fully ghosted the investors.

I don't know
what to tell you, babe.

They invested.

Could you be here
in ten minutes?

And on your way,
pick up some people

we made an impact on so far.

I can't.

I'm in the Bronx
because not one thing

led me to believe
that The Impact Group

was still happening.

Wow.
And there it is.

Are you really
not gonna come?

You're just gonna, like,
throw me to the wolves?

Wolves?

You just said
you were at a party.

Yeah,
and the investors are asking

where their $2 million went.

Well, where did it go?

You tell me. It's your name
on all the checks.

OK, let's do this.

Cameron, I have to go.

No, Brooke,
if you hang up on me,

I will never feel safe
starting another

multimillion-dollar business
with you again.

Uh, sorry about that.

Um, I guess let's go...
plant some goddamn trees.

That's the spirit.

Oh, don't forget
your big sack of dirt.

Oh.
Right.

Silly me.

All actors to set, please.

All actors to set.

I just--

I can't go to set this way.

How can I go to set this way?

You look beautiful.

- No.
- You should.

No.
You're a guest star.

You can "be a deal"
if you want, but I'm--

I'm Emily Overruled.

I set the tone.
- But...

don't you want acting
to be more?

Like, this guy
I'm dating now is an actor,

and he's in character
all the time.

It's fun, and it works.

Like, I checked his star meter
on IMDb, and he's number 99.

What am I?

4,000,004.

And the judge is last.

He's the very last person
on IMDb.

Emily, you ready?

Don't forget,
we have to be out by 5:00.

I'm sorry, Cary.
I can't.

Please...

help me.

Do you...

have any makeup?

Give me your cheek.

Now the other one.

OK.

Now raise your chin.

They--they won't
be able to tell?

No.

No, they won't be able to tell.

Eyes on Emily.

Coming to set now.

I can't play, but you can.

Go be a nightmare, Cary,
for all of us.

Seriously,

I was filling out
Ms. Lee's chart today,

and all I could think about
was getting drunk.

I know.
Work was so long today.

Yes, so long for me too.

I am also a part of this now.

Hi.

These are from
the old lady at the bar

putting her eyebrow back on.

Brookie, hi!

- Grandma D!
- Hey again.

Do you want to pull up a seat?
- No, no, no.

I'm having a blast
being a normal woman

having a drink at the bar.

You know, people are usually
so nice to me,

but this bartender
has been really mean.

It's exhilarating.

- OK, you do you.
- OK.

Well, um, cheers to us
for all doing good.

all: Cheers.

Like... I actually did do
tangible good today.

I planted 300 seeds
along the 95 freeway.

And one day, when we're... dead,

they'll be trees.
- So cool.

I could never do that.
It was so hot today.

Yeah, well, that's just
the kind of woman I am.

And this job
is so much more fulfilling

than my last job, which
could be so hollow, right?

I mean, seriously.

What I used to do
was so embarrassing.

I once drove an armpit
across the country.

Like, what?

Yeah.

I guess your old job could be
a little dumb sometimes.

I know.

So dumb!

Wait, what--what was
this armpit thing?

Oh, uh, her little brother,
Chase--

my best bud--he turned 18.

And after he turned 18,
they said,

you have to have, like,
a proper armpit photo...

OK.

Last scene of the day, people.

Then we'll get you out of here.

Everybody set?

And action.

Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

do not let this man's past

dictate his future.

The defense rests.

Counselor,
the floor is yours.

Op!
Cary, you're off your mark.

Your Honor...

The prosecution rests,
Your Honor.

And cut.

Let's reset, I guess.

Golly, that was incredible!

You were an absolute vision!

It looked good?
It felt really good.

So good!

Did you see me
throw the papers--

I saw! They went everywhere!

So how many more
setups, then?

Four, five?
He crossed all over.

OK, Dylan, print me
call sheets for tomorrow.

It's gonna be 9:00 now.

Do you think we'll get
to scene 14?

'Cause the tables
are a day rental.

I can't answer that
right now.

Uh, yeah, he talked
to all of them,

so the whole jury's
gonna have join SAG.

all: Acting. Acting.

Acting. Acting. Acting.

Last call, everyone.

Last call.
- Aw.

I don't want to leave.

I've read four books and done
so much people-watching

the last seven hours.

And only ordered two drinks.

You are so rude to me.

It's wild.

Jesus.

One adult Shirley Temple, please.

OK.

What?

Hot date tonight?

Uh, no.

I mean,
I do have a hot lady back home,

and I love her very much.

And she's got great kids,
killer brain,

banging bod.

And where is she?

Well, you know,
she's kind of famous,

so we haven't been able
to, you know, uh,

go out as a normal couple
for a while.

I feel bad 'cause I--

I told her that I would
be out of town this week,

just so I could do things,

you know,
like go to a restaurant,

ride the subway
without making her jealous.

But, man... I wish
she could be here right now.

I mean, I guess
she could be here

if she was in some sort of...

Elaborate disguise
or if she got, like,

four hours of prosthetics

to look like
a different person.

But it makes me sad

thinking that my girlfriend
would have to go through that

every time I would want
to take her on a date.

I mean, that's not a life...

for me or for her.

You know?

No.

I actually can't relate
to any of what you're saying.

Hey.
- Mm-mm.

Hey!

God damn it.

Pat?