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(Music)

(Music)

No thank you, I can't take half as much as you.

What's a sip of vodka? - I think we agree.

Deutsche Chemie AG would like in the spring in Leningrad with the construction...

I'm doing what I can, Dr. Lohmeyer! - The Deutsche Chemie AG

owes you a great debt of gratitude. - It was my pleasure.

What about Unimax, our competitor? - Unimax?

But I ask you, who is Unimax?

That concludes your negotiations died with the Unimax, so to speak?

You have the word of Boris Stravinski.

Nasdrovye!

(Boris) Are you going back to East Berlin? - No, I have something private to do.

I understand. Good bye. - Dozvidania.

(Phone)

Yes what's up? - Bad news.

The plant is to be built by Chemie AG. - Damned! Since that Boris Stravinsky

conducts economic negotiations Chemie AG is always preferred.

This needs to end now! You know what to do.

(Music)

Cheri...

Hello!

(Russian)

The usual? A Cuba Libre! - Yes.

(Music)

(Music)

fred Yes, I have. Seems to be a really... - Hot stuff.

Hot stuff, you know. top secret military stuff Yes, Richard, shit!

Where did you pick up that Iausi English? - From the Kentucky Fried Chicken!

(Exciting music)

Yes!

(Boris sings: "Kalinka")

(sings)

submerge!

Please...

(Music)

Good evening. Where do we want to go?

Malchower Strasse 45, East Berlin. - Wait a moment!

East Berlin? - What does it make?

I would have to make a flat rate for that with the Lord. Isn't that good?

He only drank one over his thirst. Is that enough?

100 marks? Yes that is enough. He really hit it, didn't he?

Small family celebration. - Yes, the Golden West

doesn't get everyone. I hope he doesn't throw up.

Drive carefully. - OK.

So! Here, 100 marks! My absolute lucky day today!

But really nice people Her relatives.

So, Malchower Strasse 45. Wait a minute, I know them!

It comes off the thingy well, from the... I see,

nothing is wrong with you today. Don't worry once I'm over there

I know it again Been over there many times. Not privately, always on business.

I don't have any relatives anymore. Not here either. All dead.

You're already retired, aren't you?

I mean yes just because you just like this from east to west and like that...

Man, is it full! How is it over there now, huh?

Well, to be honest I don't even want to know.

I don't care anymore. Because, I'll be in Australia next week.

Australia, you're amazed, aren't you? Yes! Farewell taxi!

Open a sheep farm. Do you understand any of this? Not?

Me neither. So what? After all, there is specialist literature.

Here! I'm already on page 346.

To be continued soon. Fucking border crossing, huh?

(Music)

ID...

ID! Man, is it full.

And the gentleman there? - This is bad.

Don't joke, man! - This is really bad.

The man in the taxi is supposed to be sick. The papers!

Hello! - Hey!

This is Boris Stravinsky!

All right, you can continue.

You're a big shot, aren't you?

You could have said right away. Well, it's none of my business.

Here we are! Man, is it full!

Here you go! Mo, wait!

Hello?

No!

This is Stravinsky. - No.

Yes, you knew! - I didn't know anything.

What was that? - A colleague of yours.

He doesn't want to talk either. (Scream)

This blooms for you too if you don't finally tell the truth.

But it is the truth! - Understand. Naturally.

Was your name the same? - Herbert, Joachim, Reinhold Bockmann,

born on September 5th, 1935 in Dessau-Anhalt, Height: 177 on, eye color: blue,

special features: none. - Well learned.

Excellent work, I can't see anything.

Bockmann! - Yes?

Start again! - Herbert, Joachim, Reinhold...

So you want me to believe that you go through West Berlin,

over the border crossing, across the Russian sector...

across the capital German Democratic Republic drove,

without noticing the body behind them? - Yes.

Nonsense! Nobody can be that stupid! - Yes, Mr. PoPo, Protopopov,

I `m so stupid. - What blood type?

No blood, ketchup! - Ketchup?

Ketchup, per unit per 100 g: Protein 2 g, fat 0.4 g, water 70 g...

Perhaps you think, I don't know what ketchup is?

We have cases of ketchup at home! - Oh yes, from where?

We disassembled the car and found this.

"Sheep Farming". "Important: Beware of the excited ram."

Have that deciphered! - 10 of the best people are already working on it.

And? - Must be a whole new code.

listen friend

we can keep you here for hours let it sit! for days!

for months! - For years!

Gentlemen, I'm just a taxi driver! Finally believe me!

I don't even read crime novels. I have nothing to do with it.

Chill out. you have heard, what my German colleague said.

for years! But I give you now 5 minutes. Think.

And then finally tell the truth. Cigarette? Whiskey?

'N double. - Scotch or bourbon?

Bourbon. - Jim Beam, Four Roses, Jack Daniels?

(screams)

Colonel, I've thought about it. - Wonderful. I hear?

I'd rather have a scotch.

(Incomprehensible)

What is your opinion, comrade Michael?

Either he is absolutely harmless, or but...

A top agent of the Americans. - We'll have it buttery soft in 2 days!

Leave him to us. - I have a better idea.

(Scream)

Oh, you've changed your mind? - Yes. Please treat it confidentially.

That goes without saying. "I hereby confirm

my innocence again Should I die unnaturally

so I bequeath all movable goods Emma Prietschke,

Caretaker's wife, Knobelsdorffstraße 33 b, Garden shed, ground floor, ring the bell twice.

My cash shall go to the sheep breeders be distributed in Australia.

Herbert Bockmann". So you're sticking with the version?

Yes. - You know what that means to you?

Yes, I am done with life. - Nice. You are free.

Free? So no execution or... - But please!

You're not with the CIA here, - Then yes...

There's one more thing: Of all that has been said here

and what you saw here not a word to anyone!

Not a word, word of honour! - I see you're reasonable.

But if you do... You must know our arm reaches far.

Just one word and... (Scream)

Mr Colonel, You can rely on me!

(Music)

Here please!

Hurry up, the man can drive.

Stop!

Very attentive!

Go, off!

So? Will it be soon? - So what...

what do you promise yourself Comrade Protopopov?

You still have a lot to learn. He's our bait, comrade Michael.

If he has anything to do with he will lead us to the big fish.

Good, my people will monitor him. - Not yours, my people!

(Russian)

(Music)

Done! Man, did I have a pig! The story doesn't believe me!

Oh!

Yippee!

Crazy, those Russians!

(sings)

(Russian)

(Sings) Schneifi, Schnafi, Snaffy, Snaffy, Sniff...

Schnasti, Schnasti, Schneuzi...

No more passengers, I've had enough today! I'm off work or off tomorrow.

Dahlem!

100 marks? - Is it enough?

Who are you, then? - CIA!

No! - Go on man!

Dada, America!

No! I don't work for the Russians! - And why were you with the KGB for 5 hours?

With whom? - KGB!

I'm sorry, don't understand anything. - Get the bastards!

(Scream)

Is Boris Stravinsky surely dead? - Yes, I got it straight from East Berlin.

They probably found out

that he gave us top secret military information.

What is that? - Nothing special.

We have that here every day.

So what do you say to that? - That's ketchup, Colonel.

To determine that I didn't have to send it to the lab.

Then what else do you want from me? - Know when you were in Leipzig.

I've never been to Leipzig. - But the shirt is from Leipzig!

That was the little mistake in your perfect camouflage!

They wear Eastern clothes and sew on western labels. How silly!

1. I can't sew at all, 2nd is Lineworth's shirt!

They sewed it on afterwards. - You want me to believe

East German shirts are sold here? - Also brown coal, toiletries and...

Why should West Berlin citizens in a US department store buying East German goods?

Because... - They're cheaper there, sir.

Exactly. - May I now?

OK, take over. useless, but very well, take over.

So again: how was that?

But I've already said that 30 times! - You lied 30 times. Why?

Because... (Protopopov) "Our arm reaches far."

Therefore. - Honestly, that's what I call character.

What are you getting each month?

If it comes up 2,000 marks. - 2,000 marks...

just have no style the boys over there. Pay attention:

From now on you get 8,000 marks from us. Makes a total of 10,000 marks.

10,000? I do not understand that. - You work for us now.

Oh, you have taxis too?

No! Shit! Come on!

Either he's absolutely harmless... - Or he's a top agent for the Soviets.

We'll know that soon. I'll have him followed.

(Music)

Too bad I could have sold it.

Bye, Ms. Prietschke! - Where are you in such a hurry?

raise sheep! Here, the apartment keys!

Hello, headquarters! Here 4-5-22, I'm going to Australia now.

Joker!

Baggage trolley anyone? - Thanks you're welcome.

Are you going to Australia to raise sheep? - Yes.

Beware of the excited ram. - Yes, I w... How do you know?

Did you forget so quickly? Our arm reaches far!

Excuse me?

So!

And now we're going straight to East Berlin. Colonel Protopopov is waiting for you.

For a final conversation. - All right.

(Exciting music)

But... But, sir!

No! - Come here, my dove!

But, gentlemen! - No!

Oh!

What's that about?

Thank you for saving my life. - Shut up!

Oh!

where is my taxi Oh I see...

One mark. - Here please.

One mark! The Süddeutsche costs one mark!

Where do you want to go? One mark!

Just! Just!

But... my car! Just! My car!

You!

The driver is not in there. - He's coming. Hop in!

Then he comes running. Pension Augsburg!

Snout! Snout! - Are you crazy? Our suitcases!

(Exciting music)

(Exciting music)

(Russian)

That's nice, that you have a moment for us.

The suitcase thing... - There!

Jesses!

(Exciting music)

Now it's cracking with him. - What was it?

The one with the suitcases. - Ah yes...

(Music)

(Exciting music)

That's the Victory Column, Rosl. - Ah yes...

Can't you stop? - Shut up!

But that's not the best way. - Look, there it is:

"The Berliner, a person with heart and... - Shut up!

Exactly.

Done!

("Listen, what's coming in from outside")

One way street!

(Exciting music)

gosh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

(Music)

Where are you from?

From Miesbach. We want to go to the Pension Augsburg.

Do you know her? - Pension Augsburg?

It's not here!

Clean! - It's on the first floor.

Rosli, get out! We are there.

(Böckmann) Where am I? - You are here with the criminal police,

not in story time! Now finally tell the truth!

Bloody hell!

I can not anymore... - You have an interesting case,

Colleague? - Yes, very interesting. Wait a moment.

Mr Böckmann, now tell it all again! Hm?

So, 2 gentlemen seated me a passenger in the taxi,

The gentlemen go, the dead man remains seated. Off to East Berlin to Malchower Strasse.

I open the door, the body falls out. Her name is Boris.

The Russians are Coming. I'm being interrogated tell the truth and make my will.

I'm already free. But I'm not allowed to reveal anything.

Back to the west. The Americans are waiting there. Off to Dahlem.

I'm being interrogated and I'm not saying anything otherwise the Russians will kill me.

The Americans offer me 8,000 marks more but I don't want to go to the CIA

but to Australia. So I say yes and drive to the airport

A porter is waiting for me there. He's Russian and tearing up my ticket.

He will be in the women's room attacked by a stewardess.

The stewardess is American and after me too.

I'm fleeing with a Bavarian couple Ferdl and Rosl,

and the agents after me. They rush me to the gas station.

Explosion... - Yes, and your demands, Herr Böckmann?

Because of mental cruelty from the EKG 120 marks in western currency,

and the same from the CIA in dollars. In addition, the ticket will be refunded

by the Russian porter,

as well as assumption of the taxi repair costs equal parts CIA and EKG.

Where should we transfer the money to? Mr Stupid, Böckmann?

To my account in Australia. Why are they laughing?

That's the truth, damn it! I'm not crazy, I'm normal!

Finally believe me! - I believe you!

It's all very logical, isn't it? You're going to rest now

with us from the hardships. Then we'll get a little deeper

get into your story, right? - I told you everything!

there are details, that you don't even know about.

They slumber deep below. - What else do you want to know now?

Well, what you for example did as a little boy.

We're not in a hurry, are we?

So I'm supposed to go to the loony bin, huh? 'Cause I'm crazy, huh?

Please you can have this!

Young and Janoff!

So, is that enough? - Young and Janoff!

Good day. - What do you want from me?

No! No! No!

ow!

Right?

A classic case of paranoia paired with a particularly strong form

infantile regression. Do you rarely A stroke of luck for research!

Excuse me Professor... - Yes, Miss Schmidt?

Maybe the poor guy is just exhausted. - From what?

That would be normal after all what he experienced. If it's true

Actually, I'm not allowed to. it's on my shoulder

if you run away - No fear,

I'm not running away, doctor. - I have to go to the library now.

OK. - We'll see each other again tomorrow morning,

Mr. Böckmann, about the therapy.

So let's deepen... How was it when you were a little boy?

Do you remember? What were you playing there?

As a little boy, eh...

doctor games. - Doctor games?

Yes, and I was always the uncle doctor.

Ah, interesting!

Did you play that? - Yes, the little one used to play that.

Then play it for me again.

So the little one needs... But he needs the coat from you.

smock? How come? - Well, because

he always wore a white coat. Otherwise Herbie can't play it!

Oh yes Herbert...

Here's the smock.

Alright, nice now play games, right?

Hi!

Brilli! hehe! - Yes...

brilliant...

uh! Now we play: Toti awaken.

Toti awaken... - Yes! you are in the sargi

and I wake you up! - But we don't have a sargi.

shit! But then Herbie can't play it.

playi! playi! playi! - It's okay, Herbie. There, closet!

Oh yes, cabinet sargi! Palette!

Come play!

playi! You, Sargi, yes? Sargi!

So!

shit game what? Bye! - Herbie!

Young and Janoff!

There he is! Off to the padded cell with him! - Stop it, you idiots!

I am the professor, he is the patient! - Yes / Yes.

Right? - Stop copying me! Right?

Are you not well, Professor? - Thanks, I'll be better in a minute.

Right?

(Music)

Hello, doctor! - Mr. Bockmann! Where are you from?

To be honest, I broke out. - But you promised...

Please come with me to the clinic it is in your interest.

A pity. I thought at least you... Oh! - Mr. Bockmann!

Don't run away!

(Exciting music)

We got him!

(honk)

(Music)

(horn)

Thanks!

Damned!

(Russian)

Craziness! Again, no one believes me. - But.

Oh yes? Who then? But to the clinic I'm not going with you.

No 10 horses will take me back there! Right?

No fear. They think, I would have taken you with me otherwise?

can i get another one - Please.

But this is already the 3rd! - So what?

After what I've been through I would need a whole whiskey factory.

I still have weak knees. Bottom up!

What am I supposed to do? - The best thing is you go to the police.

And you have me as a witness. I saw you being kidnapped.

But doctor, we are here not in story time!

You've probably been in the institution too long Doctor? That rubs off. Right?

You don't want to go to the police but what else do you have left?

It, eh...

There is actually only one witness who could help me.

And this is? - The murderer of Boris Stravinsky.

I should find him. - Fantastic!

And how do you imagine that? - Very easily...

I'll be an agent!

Goal! Goal! - Quiet! What? The guy escaped?

That was probably irresponsible take off his straitjacket! Cool?

on the contrary, we are hot on his tail, yes, sir!

What, still not? Beginner!

(Russian)

What to do? Where is he?

Where am I? - Hush! Not so loud!

Nobody should know that you are here.

Good morning, Mr. Böckmann! - Morning. Why am I in bed?

That was the whisky. You drank the whole bottle.

Plus the stress of the last few days...

Who undressed me? - Me, who else?

Thanks. - You slept through 18 hours.

It is 12 o'clock. - Do you actually know what you're doing?

If this gets out then... - I'm getting kicked out of the clinic.

I think I better go now. - Not so fast.

If you don't want to go to the police then you have no choice.

Well, find Stravinski's killer... - Yes!

You don't seriously believe should I go into the agent milieu?

you don't guess what talents you have.

I? - Have you ever thought about

how many fights you have won before you were born?

In the history of the world there has never been who was just like you!

There will never be another human who resembles you.

Millions upon millions of sperm cells hold a competition

but only one of them can win. The one from which you arise.

A tremendous, mighty race, but only one wins.

The strongest! The fastest! The most persistent!

That's you, Herbert Bockmann.

Thank you, not worth mentioning, doctor. - Anna.

ann... - Do you also know

what do I expect from you now?

What would be the most confident mind without a body of steel?

Ah yes...

50 times, that's enough. Now to the dumbbells!

Excuse me! - Just! Caution!

'Sorry. - Please...

Ouch!

And now, to loosen up, a round of judo. - Yes.

ow!

Yes. Oh! - Day!

What?

I believe you now. Oh!

To the Dorsibar! - To the bar, yes!

Just! To the pole!

Can't go any further. - Down!

Mr. Lewandowski, phone please!

Mr. Lewandowski, phone! - Keep your arms stretched out!

Yes.

Mr. Lewandowski! (Man) He's on the phone!

Should be brief!

Do not fall asleep, we are not in the Bundeswehr!

Thanks. can i let go - Are you new here?

Yes, I've only been here 7 days. And you?

Since 7 years. - This is Big Klaus,

our best man here. - All attention!

I can learn a lot from you. Because I'm not here for fun.

I still have a bill to pay. - an invoice?

private matter. If I can get my hands on it

then maybe something is going on! - Much luck!

What kind of bill is that? - Oh, just for a dead Russian.

(Russian)

My head! - It can't be that hard

find the driver of this car! He has the number! And?

Here is the number.

But our man at the Kraftverkehrsamt West Berlin...

(Russian)

He does not work for us anymore. - We paid very well.

Just it! He's done with that now bought a house in Mallorca!

We arrange a new meeting with Deutsche Chemie AG,

otherwise the contract will never be signed. Comrade Major! I have an idea.

It's so good that itself the Amerikanci would applaud.

Who is the owner of the car? - It's in the letter.

Where is the? - Heading to Washington.

The Germans sent him to headquarters.

While we wait for the stupid letter the guy is probably sitting...

cozy in front of a fireplace and reflecting what stupid things he can do!

Herbert! What are you doing here? - But I should

take care of your old garden furniture. - Can you get the bags out of the car, please?

They're too heavy for me. - Gladly! No problem for me.

I trained hard last week.

Get lost! I told you to go away!

Would you maybe, maybe...

(Exciting music)

Out of! Everything in the bucket! It was all for nothing! - What was free?

Everything. I just can't do it! I could have saved myself the courses.

Also your theories and exercises. "Confidence Made Easy"

"Become #1", "Awaken the giant in you", "Facing the Crisis"

"The Alternate Oedipus Complex", "The Hysterical Character",

all for free! And you made such an effort.

And the fitness class was so expensive. The nice money! Ouch!

And that doesn't work anymore. - What happened then?

There was some mastiff bitch out there. I did not dare,

to chase them away. - But Herbert,

you are self-confident now You know that.

But the dog didn't know. - Then we'll just continue the therapy.

But I have to find the killer before they find us here!

There is another way I only use it in emergencies.

If this isn't an emergency! - I know a new drug,

but that is not yet on the market. We're still experimenting with it.

It improves self-confidence. You feel invincible.

Oh! - The first experiments were in Chicago

made by Prof. Thompson. - And with what success?

First 2 non-swimmers swam through the Missouri.

Then a Bavarian farmer ran barefoot over the North Pole.

And an actor became president. - That would be the right remedy for me,

Nevertheless, it has not been tested enough. - You know exactly

What a mess I'm in, Anna! - Good, you wanted it that way.

(Bark)

Herbert? - Yes. Here.

Here, you have to inhale it. You have to sniff it.

And that's it? - Yes, try it now.

Do you already feel that it works? - Yes...

Take a deep breath and it will work.

Yes, good! Now you can feel your strength growing

like your self esteem getting bigger!

Yes!

Do you see.

Didn't I specifically tell you before you should get out of here? Or?

(whining)

What...

So, now hop, pinscher!

What have you done to my dog? - Shut up!

Listen, that's not how it works! - Ah...

You're looking for a fight, little one lousy, ugly garden gnome?

Any other wishes? - No no.

OK. But if I'm your trolls see out here again

I'll break them! Clear?

I drink to Herbert Böckmann. - Herbert Böckmann, eh...

Was that that lousy little coward? - Yes.

peace of his ashes. Bottom up!

So...

I have to tell you something, Anna. - Hmm?

As you know, I'm pretty far along got around in my taxi.

seen a lot experienced a lot, God knows.

But I've never met one like you, eh...

why you, you...

(Chanson "Milord")

("Milord")

Disgusting! - Disgusting? What then?

Well, the singer. Watch out!

The oil, please!

For your vote!

But sir, what are you doing there? - Oil change. End!

Müller, take that off my hands! - Good evening my women and men!

Allow me, let me introduce myself to you.

My name is Herbie Melbourne... - You look lovely, ma'am.

You haven't been here in ages, Inspector. - Yes, all the overtime...

For this reason I Herbie Melbourne, made up my mind

to entertain you a little. - Excuse me,

that someone else comes to your table? (Böckmann) So little?

I'm not the chancellor! Same again guys!

But with a bit of pep! - What key?

Anyway, choose one., - F, Swing.

So what? Un, deux, un, deux, trois!

(Chanson "Milord")

("Milord")

("Milord")

sorry, who's the singer? - Hmm?

who is the singer - Herbie Melbourne.

Melbourne? - I believe,

I've seen him on TV before. - Melbourne?

Yuy!

("Milord")

My God!

Herbert! - Bockman!

Good evening. Bockmann?

Bockmann?

Good evening. don't do anything stupid Come out, Böckmann!

No. What am I doing?

Well, what is it, Böckmann? Do I have to get the boys from the station first?

who are you? - Inspector Runge! How do you know him?

You mean Mr Melbourne? - Stop the nonsense!

You are mistaken, Commissioner. There must be a mix-up there.

We're not in fairy tale time here! Bockmann! Come out, please!

No. - Give me 2 minutes.

I'll talk to him and you'll see he comes out voluntarily.

All right, 2 minutes. - Herbie! Let me in!

No! - Open the door just a crack.

I do not dare. - Give yourself a jerk! Breath deep!

You know, take a deep breath that's enough.

Here, take a deep breath!

You'll see how well it works.

Yes...

You wanted to speak to me, Commissioner? - Yes, I, eh...

Watch out, you old bastard!

Herbie Melbourne gets a fright doesn't like it when he sings. Is that clear?

And watch out! look at you in peace and quiet a bit!

Mo, wait a minute. - Do you notice,

How suddenly you feel sick? - Yes indeed.

And about that you should now take it easy

think a little, right?

(Lapping)

That's good, isn't it? Good bye!

capitalisti!

Beginner!

For God's sake, Commissioner, You're all wet!

Mr. Melbourne asked me to look after you... - Mr Melbourne?

Yes. Don't you know him? - You know, all the overtime...

Have been worth it. - Don't forget the bottle, Herbert.

Herbie, please, yes?

Oh la la! But all in all it was A nice evening tonight, isn't it?

Hm. Are you in good shape now? - But no question, babe!

Well then let's go. - What now? Here?

Dada!

Herbie! You have to find Boris Stravinsky. - Oh yes.

But that doesn't have to be today. I would much rather...

The fitness class is over. - I still have to go to the graduation party,

When is the? - Wednesday.

Today is Wednesday! - Oh damn! I have to go there!

Otherwise the boys will get angry. Accelerate! - OK.

(Exciting music)

I am the brain, is that clear? - What do we get?

What is your due. - Fifty fifty! Or nothing at all.

You have to know, what you're worth boys!

You're getting old, Klaus. - Klaus! phone for you.

We learned that the Russians want to turn on a new negotiator.

So it becomes another meeting come with the chemical company.

We need to be clearer. - Good. How would you like it?

This time turn them both off. - The Germans and the Russians?

But not for the same price. - Wait.

OK.

I hope Big Claus is still there he taught me a lot.

See you later Herbert. - Herbie! Right?

Bye! - Bye! Take the bottle with you.

But I don't need that anymore. - You never know.

okay So bye! - Bye.

I'll follow you as soon as possible, yes? - Yes.

(Exciting music)

We'll take the Chevy!

follow the girl - No! wanna screw it all up

Njet. Americanci.

Those who refuse to follow rules shall feel the consequences. - Come on, Kurt!

(Exciting music)

'Good evening! Is the party over yet? - Yes, you are late.

A pity. Is Big Claus still there? - We're the last.

Haven't we seen each other before? - No!

Really not? - No!

It's funny. Well, let's go.

Can you take me for a ride? - No.

Too bad I have to take an extra taxi. - Is that enough?

East Berlin!

I think I'm wrong. I've never seen you before.

They certainly weren't then. please let me go

No! Is that enough? Ah!

Just! fins up!

What have we here? - Where, then?

my bottle - Your bottle? What's that about?

Against hay fever.

let him sniff one last time I'm not a monster.

OK.

That's enough! - Secure!

(Music)

What's going on here? - You saved my life.

Oh stop it! - I'll never forget you.

come around

Well done, you've learned a lot! - Not worth talking about. Were those there?

Yes. - What did they want from you?

private matter. - We have to call the police.

Why the police? - Police? Oh yes. No, better not.

why? You can do that. So, no offense!

Why are you in such a hurry? Are they looking for you? - Uh, no.

What is it? Say it. - Ah, private matter.

(Exciting music)

(Klaus) Touch. Here, yes! Now...

We have to water that.

There!

You now know who your friend is.

But we don't know. Hands up!

(Exciting music)

Herbie! Herbert! Where are you?

Herbert, where are you?

down! - Herbie Melbourne!

Herby Melbourne!

Herbie! Herbie!

(shots)

(Music)

Herby Melbourne!

(Music)

Herby Melbourne! Where are you?

(Music)

No! - Just! I have to ask him something else.

You saved my life for the 2nd time. - Forget it!

Why were they after you? - Private matter!

All attention! Then we part ways here.

It was a nice time.

(Music)

(Dramatic music)

(Russian)

My son, nothing ponimaju. I do not speak Russian.

I'm already the third generation here - Father, forgive me!

Gladly, my son. What's your name?

Dimitri Vorozky. - Good. And?

I have sinned gravely, father.

So? - I was a communist for 30 years.

I forgive you... - Father...

if you tell me who is the killer of Boris Stravinsky.

How do you know him? - God knows everything, my son. So?

I don't know who the killer is.

Speech! Or do you want stew in eternal damnation?

I don't know, but there is a plan.

Ease your conscience, my son.

2nd meeting between Deutsche Chemie AG and a new Russian negotiator.

Deutsche Chemie AG. When? - Tonight.

Further! - The Russian is a straw man.

Straw man? - He can't negotiate,

but shoot well. - And the German?

Is also a straw man. - I do not understand.

When the killer reappears will the straw men him...

(Phone)

Hello?

Hello Anna? it's me - Herbert? Where are you?

I have a hot lead. I'll report back when I know more.

Where are you? - In a telephone booth,

Then we'll just wait.

Dimitri, so young and so talented...

To flee to a church of all places to die there. Awkward!

Comrade Michael, you may understand much of the dictatorship of the proletariat,

but with a Russian soul you have no idea.

Should the talks still take place? - Naturally! Dimitri will be avenged.

For God's sake! A madman is coming to me!

Why? - Stupid question! I do not know!

Show what you can do!

Good day! - Just!

What is?

(honk)

What's going on here? - I would like to apply!

What were you thinking? - Personal protection!

Wonderful! He becomes the new straw man dr Lohmeyer represented at the secret meeting.

Has Gregori Ustinov arrived? Good. Have him come in immediately.

Gregory Ustinov? - Our best man!

The master agent from the Caucasus? Yes, is he still alive?

(Russian)

Colonel Protopopov? - Major Michael.

Very pleasant! - Forgiveness...

A message from Chemie AG. They have exchanged their straw man.

Here is the picture. - So yes!

The taxi driver, aka Herbert Böckmann, aka Herbie Melbourne. Refined!

Whoever the negotiations want to sabotage, they made it

to infiltrate the killer as a straw man.

liquidate? - Hmm.

Who rides so late... - through night and wind?

It's the father... - with his child.

Where? - In the old interim storage facility of Chemie AG.

In the old interim storage...

(throat)

Oh!

(Harmonica)

(Harmonica)

(Harmonica)

(crack fingers)

(Exciting music)

Ah! Do not die!

Oh God!

(Phone)

Hello?

it's me - Where are you?

In the interim storage facility of Chemie AG. - Why?

the killer is here but the bottle is broken.

What? - I can't sniff anymore!

Calm down. Don't worry.

you say so - No really!

The bottle was just a trick. - tricks? Anna!

what are you saying - There was only nail polish in the bottle!

Nail polish? Why did you do that?

to show you that you don't need that!

Why, what, why? - You are fabulous, you can do it!

I love you!

gosh! All attention! So here I am actually

with or without a bottle, Herby Melbourne! Hahaha!

Hahaha!

Pull yourself together, Herbie!

(Exciting music)

Wait here!

(Music)

(Harmonica)

Compliment! Compliments, sir.

I usually have to only shoot once.

(Shot)

It's game over, brother.

(shots)

(Exciting music)

Klaus!

That I do not understand. - Me neither!

Are you the killer of Boris Stravinski? You can't do that, Klaus!

I saved your life twice! - Order is order!

But one thing you mustn't forget... - What?

i stay your friend - My friend...

(shots)

Who is your client? - Private matter.

(Exciting music)

(Anna) Herbert!

(Exciting music)

Herbert!

hey hey Just! Stop!

Oh! Oh!

Ah!

Anna!

Anna!

Anna?

Anna?

Anna!

Anna!

Anna!

Anna! Anna!

Anna!

Anna! - Herbert!

(Exciting music)

Slow!

I testify that you are innocent! - Thanks!

But for that you have to help us, the client

to find the Great Claus. - Nope! In the job? Never again!

(Music)

Well, isn't it beautiful in Australia? - Yes.

want one

(Romantic music)

I'm hungry.

Then take off your clothes off your suit.

(Music)

What's that about? Anna!

Should I help you?

Ah! Get the police!

Police? Herbert!

It's okay, babe. Just a corpse!

Subtitles for the hearing impaired: VICOMEDIA 06/2005