Original subtitles

It's been a long time.

Many of you remember the first time I met her.

I got beat up so much by her.

I think I may have sustained permanent brain damage,

since I still can't memorize my home phone number.

Remember when I first met her?

Well, one day, she declared that there was no such thing as fate,

and with that she was gone.

ALL IS VANITY

My love is gone.

The love of my life is gone.

Give me that. I'll take it. Hold this.

He got dumped by his girlfriend.

Thank you.

ALL IS VANITY

"All is vanity."

What does that mean?

Everything that exists in this world is vanity.

That's what that meant.

I never knew the meaning all this time.

And our destiny together ended just like a dream.

MY NEW SASSY GIRL

A FEW YEARS LATER

What a bunch of losers. What am I going to do with you fools?

Hey, Full-time.

Full-time? Did you change your name?

He just got a job. A full-time job.

Nothing like a hard day's work to make a man out of you all.

I should know, now that I'm employed and shit.

What? You think we're lazy and don't want to work?

Right. Friend three.

Right, Kyun-woo?

Whatever, you dipshits.

Girls? Job?

It's all an illusion.

Here's some takoyaki,

on the house.

-Thank you. -Thank you!

Why? Why would you do something like this?

I never said I wanted this.

Why? It's all round. Round, I say. Round!

Hey!

INCHEON STATION, CHINA TOWN

Damn, it's cold.

Hello?

Why, you little ingrate!

-Mom? -Yes, this is your mother all right.

The one you can't even visit at the hospital.

Where the hell are you?

You're my only next of kin.

Don't you even care? You ungrateful little jerk.

What's the point of having children? No point at all.

Mom, I'm on my way to see you.

Then bring some fried chicken.

-But don't you have to pass gas first? -I passed gas already.

That's why I'm asking you to bring chicken.

This is my son, Kyun-woo.

Say hello to your aunties.

What? He doesn't look at all like Kim Su-hyun.

Does he really have an IQ of 160?

He doesn't look like someone who'd be popular with the girls.

Kyun-woo, put this in the fridge.

-We're not done yet. -No, we are done. You can all leave now.

What's wrong?

You should be the ones treating my kid, not the other way around.

Fine. It's all yours.

Go. Go on.

-What's wrong with you? -Get out of here.

Hey, you've had enough. Go!

Hey.

Come here.

Who, me?

Scratch.

Are you Chinese?

I'm itchy.

Back.

My back.

I see. Now, let's see here.

Down.

-Down. -Down?

-You mean down lower? -Down.

Up.

-You aren't cursing at me, are you? -Up!

Left.

-Right. -OK, here?

Is that better? Well, get well soon.

Thank you, Pee Wee.

Come on. Why Pee Wee?

Wait. This feels like fate.

Hey. Miss!

DO NOT TOUCH

You. You're...?

Want to know who she is?

She is someone from my childhood.

How have you been, Pee Wee?

My first love.

Didn't I tell you to come find me?

What is this familiar feeling?

What are you doing? Hurry up.

Come on down from there.

-Come on down from there. -Hello.

Good morning.

-Kyun-woo, you know him, right? Say hello. -Hello, sir.

Kyun-woo. You both go to the same school, right?

This is my niece from China. Please take good care of her.

Kyun-woo, you're in sixth grade. He's older than you.

She never played with the other kids.

She just kept to herself, and stared up at the sky for long stretches of time.

Call me "big sister." Then I'll help you carry it.

It's not heavy at all.

Look at him. Little Pee Wee!

From that day on, she only knew me as Pee Wee.

SOMANG PHOTO STUDIO

Here.

Little Pee Wee.

She lost both her parents, so her uncle brought her here.

Poor thing. She must be so lonely.

Kyun-woo, you should look after her.

OK.

By the way, why does she keep calling you Pee Wee?

I... I don't know.

She doesn't speak Korean well.

She thinks Pee Wee means handsome.

Does she?

PHOTO STUDIO

The girls who teased me also wouldn't leave her alone.

So, where's your mom and dad?

Up there.

Far away.

Far away? Far away where?

It's a secret.

See, I knew it. You can't say it. They're both dead.

What?

You're ugly.

What did you say? I dare you to say it again.

What? I'll get you.

Hey, you leave her alone!

Kyun-woo.

Run! Let's get outta here.

DO NOT ENTER

Run!

DO NOT TOUCH

From that day on, we were known as the "Do Not Touch" couple.

Do not touch

-You want to know a secret? -A secret?

You see how my hair is shiny-shiny?

Yes.

And my eyes are, like, bling-bling?

Yes. Bling-bling.

That's because my mom and dad are on that star.

I need to go there.

That makes sense.

But if you leave, how will we meet again?

Pee Wee, do you like me?

I think so...?

Then let's go together.

To my mom and dad.

Together?

I'll go there first. You come find me. Promise?

How will I get there?

You're Pee Wee. You won't forget.

You're my bridegroom.

OK. But Pee Wee is not a good word.

Just call me Kyun-woo.

OK. Pee Wee Kyun-woo.

Wo ai ni.

"Wo ai ni"? What does that mean?

It means you promise to come find me.

OK. I'll go find you.

Wo ai ni.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky...

Sadly, our love...

Stop!

...did not come to fruition.

-Kyun-woo. -Stop.

Don't forget me.

You have to come find me.

Wait.

You have to find me. Wo ai ni.

I shed so many tears the day she left me.

She was gone without a trace.

And I would stare up at the sky and think of her.

She was in town for a show.

Isn't she just lovely?

It's like a dream, having her back again.

It's like a dream come true, and my heart is beating so fast.

Wow, you're so awesome.

So, you're in Korea for a show?

Yes. That, and I came to get married.

So, what do you do?

Who, me?

Well, I do a lot of things.

You're a jobless loser?

Where'd you learn expressions like that?

Don't say stuff like that.

You can't get anything past her.

That's good.

You have a lot of time on your hands.

How about taking me on a trip?

I want to explore Korea.

Trip?

I'll be your personal guide.

-Just leave it to me. -Deal.

How can a jobless loser explore Korea? Where there's a will, there's a way.

NONSAN - EIGHT SCENIC VIEWS

Welcome! Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm Suh, and I'm in charge of your entertainment today.

Now, everyone, have you finished your snack?

Yes.

OK, now we are fast approaching the eight major sites of Nonsan.

To make things easier for you all, so advanced in age and all

with all your aches and pains, let's all enjoy the view from the bus.

OK, now look over there. That's Ongnyeobong Peak over there.

That place is bursting with good energy.

If you drink from the springs there, your wrinkles will be just a memory.

I never knew such places existed in Korea.

Now, before we get to our final destination...

I love this. Thank you.

...that's been developed for over 13 years with a nuclear energy hospital.

Yes!

All right. Why don't we enjoy ourselves with some music as we make our way?

ORYUKDO ISLANDS EXPRESS TOUR

Kyun-woo, where are you going?

-I just have to buy one more thing. -Let's go. Come on.

What about the bus?

We'll go broke if we get on that bus again.

Let's hitch a ride back to Seoul. Follow me.

Hey.

Why are we going further into the woods?

We just need to get over there to get to the road.

No cars or houses. Where are we?

Are you sure you know where you're going?

Of course. Just trust me.

Call me Mr. GPS. GPS Kyun-woo.

The air is so cool.

A ghost! It's a ghost!

You OK?

Are you hungry? Your stomach is growling.

Why don't we drink some of this?

It's gross. You can drink mine, too.

Kyun-woo, are you OK?

Are you sick? You're sweating.

I'm OK. I'm fine.

You don't look fine.

I'm fine.

Really?

What is it? What's wrong? Are you sure you're OK?

I'm good. I'm fine...

Oh, man...

TASTE OF NATURE VIRILE MULBERRY CONCENTRATE

LAURIC ACID 110MG

"Don't drink more than one serving a day.

Ten times more potent than Viagra."

Kyun-woo, what are you doing?

Stop it, you're scaring me.

I'm OK. Don't mind me. I'm fine.

What are you doing?

Watch where your hands are going! Get off me!

Just stay still just a minute, will you--

Fantastic.

-Fantastic? -Yes. I love it.

The sky was our blanket. The field was our bed.

And that was our spa.

We really spent the night in a suite room.

Look at that airplane.

Hi, I'm here!

I'm sorry. I really wanted to take you somewhere special.

What's wrong? I loved it.

This is our first trip together.

Lovers who hold hands together...

Well, I mean... Never mind.

I just wanted to make things special for you.

Really? Then...

want to hold hands and do something special?

Yes, but right now?

Yes, right now.

Let's go!

-Wait! The jade mat! -Forget it, we don't need it.

This is not what I had in mind!

Kyun-woo, I'm here.

-Kyun-woo. -No.

Kyun-Woo!

What is this? This isn't what I had in mind.

Kyun-woo.

You weak sauce, how do you expect to marry me?

What? Did I just hear her right?

Marry her?

What?

Is the tonic taking its toll on you?

No, Pee Wee.

You're my bridegroom. Don't you remember?

Hello?

Yes. I'm on my way.

Mom,

I think I'm getting married.

Are you crazy? You're unemployed. Who'd marry you?

Stop this nonsense and get yourself over here.

She's right.

But I can't let her, my first true love, leave like this.

I am her man.

So, I decided to give everything I have to find a job.

You see... Well, this is, you know...

What did you do to your eyes?

Well, it's just this is...

Who said you could lay a finger on that face?

I'm fine. It's all good. I'm fine.

You don't understand. You have no idea how hard this is.

I'm not getting any calls.

And a lot of people get plastic surgery

to enhance their job interview first impression.

-Plastic surgery? -That's right.

Like this double-eye lid surgery.

Double eyelid...

Hey, come on.

See? Why do you need a job for us to get married?

Let's get married, and then you can get a job.

Take things slow.

No. I just want to do things right.

Do things right?

Are you sure you're not just making excuses?

No. It's the truth.

What's this?

When you pass each step, I'll kiss you on that spot.

COVERING LETTER

Turn around a bit.

JOB HUNTING 1ST STEP TAKE ID PHOTO

A KISS ON THE CHEEK

JOB HUNTING 2ND STEP

"ABOUT ME" SECTION

A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD

DESIRE FOR EMPLOYMENT

MTJ TELECOM HIRING LOCAL UNIVERSITY GRADS

RESUME

JOB HUNTING 3RD STEP

TAKE TOEIC TEST

A KISS ON THE EYE

JOB HUNTING 4TH STEP VOLUNTEER WORK

A little more over there.

-Here? -No, there.

YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED

What's this?

Hi, is this MTJ Telecom? My name is Kyun-woo.

I think I got the wrong text from you.

I actually didn't apply for the position,

but got an acceptance notice.

Yes.

What?

I got into MTJ Telecom?

Honey,

I got into MTJ Communications.

I got in and I didn't even apply for the job.

I applied for you.

I told you that you could do it.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Let's get married.

Seeing you smile is the best thing in the world.

I want to see that smile every day.

I want to make you smile for the rest of your life.

Pee Wee!

Look.

Two love birds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Good times.

KISS ON THE LIPS

JOB HUNTING - SUCCESS!

Miraculously I got a job, and now all we needed to do was tie the knot.

Who knew we'd face an unlikely obstacle?

Is that my mother?

Mom.

Mom?

GOLD VINES JADE LEAVES

I raised him like a prince.

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

Let's be real, Mother.

Prideful are you.

SUPERCILIOUS

SUPER-SIZED BRAIN

I know your son is smart.

Too bad he wasn't taught much.

LACK OF EDUCATION

Why, you--!

I will have him get his Masters and his Ph.D.

GRADUATE GRAD SCHOOL

USELESS THINGS

Mom, you misspelled there.

ILLOGICALITY

Mom, what's wrong?

I'm telling you, she's not right.

She'd never marry a loser like you.

You said I wasn't a loser.

You are.

She's too good for you.

Mother...

CHANGE THE MAN

I'll take care of it.

Is it possible?

It sure is.

But this wasn't the end of our test.

We had one more obstacle to overcome.

By the way, why do you use such an old camera?

I like using this camera.

But you can't tell if it came out OK or delete the photo if you don't like it.

Hey!

One shouldn't delete photos on a whim.

They're all precious.

I almost died up there.

Hey.

You scared me.

Hey!

There, over there. A village!

Is there where your grandfather lives?

Yes. My grandpa is there. Let's go!

Man... I'm starving. I can't go any further. I'm hungry.

Who am I talking to?

Grandpa.

Xing Xing.

Grandpa.

I missed you.

Welcome.

This is Grandpa Zhig Zheet.

He calls her Xing Xing.

Xing Xing means star.

Grandpa, this is my bridegroom.

The one I met when I told you about from when I was young.

Hello.

This glass bottle has a small opening

and a wider base.

I found a baby bird who'd lost its mother,

and I put her in here.

When I tried to take her out, she'd grown too big.

How would you take the bird out without hurting it

or the bottle?

If you walk that way, you'll find my friend's home.

Think about this question and then tell me your answer.

If you get it right, I'll allow this marriage.

I'll see you there, Kyun-woo.

I must go now.

This must be your answer. All right, tell me.

I really could not figure it out.

But, I began to think that the little bird might have been lonely in here.

So, to keep it company, I put another small bird in the bottle.

I thought of this after I saw this drawing.

These are the writings of the villagers.

Do you know its meaning?

No, sir.

This means love. Love.

You really are my bridegroom!

Please help yourself.

Help yourself.

Isn't my bridegroom handsome?

MARRIAGE

Full of luck.

Grow old together.

Live long lives.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Have you ever seen such a beautiful wedding?

This is how we tied the knot.

Grandpa, are you worried about me?

Was his answer the wrong one?

There is no right answer.

He found his own answer.

Really?

But, Xing Xing...

I have to ask you to remember.

Life is about a journey together.

You both have to work together.

You can't do it alone.

You understand this?

I do.

Good.

I also have you, Grandpa.

Wow, look at all the stars.

There's the Milky Way.

And... remember my mom and dad's stars?

Yes.

Let's make a promise.

OK.

No matter what, even if we fight,

let's never turn our backs on one another.

Of course. That would never happen.

OK, but let's promise to count to ten,

and we have to turn around before the count of ten. OK?

Of course.

Here. I seal my promise and scan it.

What's that?

Now, those are our stars.

At MTJ, we used man's best friend to create a friendly

and family-like image and logo.

Look over here.

Do you know the MTJ slogan?

You don't, right?

It's, "Home Sweet Home."

We want our employees and our customers...

That's Yuko from HR.

She graduated top of her class from Keio University,

and despite numerous attempts to woo her by male colleagues,

she's never let anyone in.

But fortresses are meant to be scaled,

and I am here to scale those walls.

Hello, Mr. Kim.

-New guys? -Yes.

Hello, Mr. Kim.

You've all been very lucky to be accepted here.

So, let's test your luck today.

The Korean population is 50 million,

but there are 53 million cell phone subscribers.

That means everyone over the age of eight has a mobile phone.

Many have two phones.

So, can we say that the market is oversaturated and give up?

Giving up is for losers.

Never. We must pioneer new frontiers.

-That's right. -Yes.

So, what are the new frontiers?

The new frontier is

the children of Korea.

Take those snot-ridden, chubby little hands,

and put a million-won cell phone in them.

Plant those seeds when they're young.

Young habits will die hard!

What? Do you have an objection?

I mean, well...

The electromagnetic waves...

It would be really bad for them.

Giving a cell phone to a three-year-old... That's just nonsense.

What department is he?

The Oxford Team.

The Oxford Team?

How about writing an apology letter?

He'll have many to write very soon. Get some practice.

Oxford, my ass.

Is there a Kyun-woo here?

-Yes? -You have a package.

Wow.

Gee whiz.

"Congratulations on my Kyun-woo's first day at work."

Did you get my gift?

Take a picture in front of it.

Take it.

You scared me.

You've become famous on your first day.

Yeah.

Newlyweds?

Yes, been only a week.

The best of times.

By the way, we're the same age.

No, really?

It's true. I still have my baby fat.

By the way, you need to get the upper hand early on.

Pardon me?

Stop with the formalities, we're the same age.

OK.

By the way, why are we the Oxford Team?

Did you go to Oxford?

Oxford? I wish!

I'm tired from a long day at work.

But once home, I have to get my game on.

My energy drink waits for me.

Do you love me?

Without knowing,

I have fallen...

hopelessly for you.

I...

am a bad man.

Stay with me tonight?

My husband doesn't talk like that.

Then how?

Seduce me.

Never mind. Let's get on with it.

Did you not memorize everything?

Stop goofing around. No lines, no action.

I did memorize everything.

It's intense. No joke.

Without a proper proposition in the specified language,

I can't lay so much as a finger on her.

All right, let's do it.

My beautiful girl.

You are brighter and hotter than the sun.

Here come with me!

I love you. I can't wait any longer.

I love you so much.

It is time to make you mine for eternity.

Bravo.

Tomorrow, it's Japanese.

Are you kidding me? Is your head just there as a decoration?

Don't you understand Korean?

You keep this up and you're outta here. Out!

I apologize, sir.

Yuko.

Hello.

Yuko. Can I ask you something?

Sure.

What does this mean?

I knew it.

That you were always waiting to be found by someone.

You're right.

What?

What?

What do you mean you knew?

No. Never mind, Kyun-woo.

Yuko.

What'd I do?

How are you?

I'm fine. Hello.

Today wasn't Japanese? We're going Joseon Dynasty style?

I can dig that.

Keeping it real and local.

I'll change in a jiffy.

Milady. I'm gonna make you pass out tonight.

Mom?

Mom, what are you doing here?

Pass out? You foolish boy.

Today's the anniversary of your father's passing.

You selfish ingrate! My lord!

-Wait, today is Dad's death anniversary? -That's right. Yes!

Calm down, Mother.

From now on, I'll make sure we never forget this day.

My precious daughter, I always said you were too good for him.

That Kyun-woo is an ingrate. You're too good for him.

That crazy fool.

Hi, it's me. I'm going to China on a last-minute business trip.

Wow, you're going on a business trip?

They said they really need me for tomorrow's seminar.

They say they can't do without me.

I've always wanted to pack for a business trip for you.

Honey.

Come on. How can I carry all this?

Where'd she go?

Who could ask for a cuter, more lovely cheerleader wife?

Hooray for Kyun-woo!

Hooray for Pee Wee!

Kyun-woo! Hooray!

Go, go, go, Pee Wee!

We will start soon.

Can you finish in time? Please hurry, OK?

OK.

Damn, where is Yong-sub?

-Will you join us for the company dinner? -Yes.

-Do you like to drink? -A little.

You have to join us OK?

-OK. -OK.

I will finally get a chance to scale those walls tonight.

Honey. What're you doing?

Stop thinking about me so much.

You'll get hurt.

-Are you coming home tonight? -No, I won't make it.

What're you wearing? What?

I told you to always be naked when we talk on the phone.

Stop with this nonsense. I'm going to bed.

OK, OK. You love me that much?

I love you, too. Don't be too lonely without me.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HONEY? I MISS YOU.

Wow, no view.

ME, TOO. YOU CAN SEE THE BEACH, RIGHT?

YEAH, IT'S COOL.

THEY BOOKED A GREAT ROOM WITH NICE VIEW FOR ME.

I'M PLAYING AROUND THE BEACH, TOO.

I WANNA BE AT THE REAL BEACH, AND ALSO MISS YOU.

CAN I COME OVER? ANYTHING I CAN HELP WITH?

NO! IT'S ALREADY DONE. NO NEED TO COME.

I couldn't show her that all I got to do

was move boxes on this trip.

THEN DRAW LOVE POEMS IN HUGE LETTERS ON THE BEACH

WHEN THE SUN RISES TOMORROW.

AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME. SUPER SIZE.

HOW BIG SHOULD IT BE?

SO BIG THAT I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE OR ON GOOGLE EARTH. OK?

Come on. Let's check out some Mainland hotties.

Nah, I'm too tired.

And I have something to do at the crack of dawn.

We party until the crack of dawn, bro.

-You go ahead. -Come on.

Hey, you...

Who could that be?

Like you said, you're gonna stay in?

It's hot tonight.

Tonight is your night.

I have a special gift for you.

Kyun-woo, you're all grown up.

Pee Wee,

Pee Wee, it's me. I'm here.

Kyun-woo!

Hey.

Hey.

Who are you?

Where's Kyun-woo?

Kyun-woo? Where is he?

Who the hell are you?

Honey.

Honey!

One all-nighter and I'm hearing voices.

Pee Wee.

My bridegroom.

Thank you.

You're really here?

Let's take pictures.

Wait.

Hurry, the water is coming in.

Is that all I get? "Wo ai ni"?

What's wrong? You didn't like it?

I wanted a poem written in huge letters.

Well, it was "wo ai ni" that brought you here.

What do you mean?

Don't you remember?

You told me when we were kids

that "wo ai ni" meant "come find me," and that's why wrote that.

In huge letters. So you would come find me.

Oh, really?

You're not just making things up, are you?

So, I'm here because of you?

Yes.

You sure have a way with words.

Kyun-woo!

What's going on? What's that?

Look those moves.

Why would you take this and put it up?

-I'm so sorry Yuko. -It's OK.

You think your wife will mind?

What do you think?

-I guess not, huh? -Are you crazy?

-What's up with her? -Take it down now.

Did you not tell her you were married?

Honey. You home? It's me.

Are we having a memorial ceremony?

For who?

Go ahead, make a toast.

OK.

Who could this be for?

No,

Stop! Shit.

Who is this for?

It's for you.

First rule.

Never say you're sorry. That's the rule of thumb for taming your wife.

When you say those words,

she'll ask, "Why? Why are you sorry?"

And you're done. It'll never end.

Take the words "I'm sorry" out of your vocabulary.

-Erase them. -Erase them.

Just walk in yelling and asserting your manhood.

-Ma'am! -Yes.

Hello. I'm Yong-sub. How're you?

Come on in.

We meet again.

What do you mean again?

-We sure did meet last time. -What are you saying?

Well, I want to say a proper hello.

I'm Choi Yong-sub. And you are beautiful.

Let's see how good you are in the kitchen.

I'll be the judge of that.

Let's go in.

You, too?

It's hot in here. Take my socks off.

Why don't you wash my feet?

Hey, come on, he's watching.

Not here, come on.

Not here, we have company.

Yong-sub is here.

Well...

You're going to sponge me clean?

But Yong-sub's here. Maybe not here.

What chemistry.

Such hot chemistry.

So embarrassing. OK, OK.

You're so bold, honey.

We should keep this private between us.

The booze is tasting fine.

Did you know they call this flogging?

Ma'am!

Honey!

I thought you were hot?

Yong-sub, the bathroom.

-You cool now? -Yong-sub!

Yong-sub!

Honey, it was all his idea.

Yong-sub!

I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.

-Yong-sub? -Yes, ma'am.

-It's not much, but please help yourself. -Thank you, ma'am.

Ta-da!

This is for you, and this is for my honey.

Go ahead.

We need hangover soup, not this.

-Hangover soup? -Yeah.

Something that hits the spot. Soupy and hot.

Just eat it. She worked hard to cook for us.

OK, just a minute. I'll make you some hangover soup.

See, I told you she'd do it.

What's this? This is soju!

The best thing for a hangover is more alcohol.

Here, take a shot.

I even cooked you hangover soup after a late drunken night.

Aren't you impressed?

Drink it!

Kyun-woo.

What do you want for lunch?

Let's get spicy noodles.

Spicy noodles?

There's a fabulous place on Mara island. Want to go?

You think we can make it back in time?

Mr. Kim is asking for you.

Do you have any idea why you're called the Oxford team?

Still not a clue.

Let me tell you the reason behind such an auspicious name.

Last year, we were pressured by the government to hire local college grads.

So reluctantly, we put out a "we are hiring" ad.

Know how many applications we got?

Fifty thousand.

Who has the time to review every application?

We were beside ourselves. But our chairman had a brilliant idea.

Let's have Oxford choose.

You know who Oxford is?

He is the chairman's dog.

I WILL PICK FOR YOU!

Pick the right ones, OK?

We can't have our employees

waste precious company time on this. It's wasteful.

-You're absolutely right! -I agree.

Now, I propose a toast!

Why do you think you're constantly made to write apology letters?

Bring me the restructuring plan.

And where's my frigging coffee? Coffee?

Hurry. Get in here. Hurry!

I'm sorry, sir.

This is an organizational restructuring proposal.

Why don't you take a look?

Woof.

Congratulations on being picked by a dog.

Congrats to you, too.

Woof.

Did you know about this, Yuko?

I know we don't offer much, but this is not right. Huh?

We must have been the butt of all jokes. Such losers.

No. That's not true.

But this type of hiring practice is so demeaning.

It's awful.

Are you thinking of resigning?

No.

I'm going to do all my best to stay put.

I got in by the skin of my teeth.

And I can't disappoint my wife like that.

Cheer up, Kyun-woo.

Yes, I will.

Happy birthday, honey.

Come on, let's blow out the candles.

A wish. Make a wish.

Whether I run with the dogs or cattle out in the world,

to her, I want to be the best husband ever.

Here, this is for you.

OK.

Cheer up, Kyun-woo. For your wife, too.

I will be cheering you on from the sides.

OK.

One, two, three.

Four, five, six.

Why is that Oxford dude always hovering around Yuko?

He's getting on my nerves.

Leave him be. His days are numbered.

Him and what's-his-name Yong-sub are hanging by a thread.

How much longer will those two picked by a dog be hanging around her?

Here take this home. This, too.

Take that Oxford sign off.

This is my desk.

This area was never yours.

Finally the office is back to normal.

Kyun-woo.

Yong-sub, you're being sent to the satellite office on Mara Island.

And Kyun-woo, how about being my personal driver?

Think about it and decide.

You can always resign.

So cool.

This is so romantic. So, what's the occasion?

I got transferred today. To a better team.

Really? Congratulations.

It's good, huh?

Things are going to go well for us.

I like things the way they are.

What about Yong-sub? Is he going with you?

Yong-sub?

Yes, he moved, too. To a better team.

That's great.

Yes, honey,

I have a substitute driver and am on my way home.

What about the kids?

OK, honey.

Drop me off at home. There's some ball game on tomorrow.

Go stand in line tonight and buy the tickets.

Yes, sir.

Dad, Mom. Are you watching over us?

What should I do?

Should I keep waiting for Kyun-woo...

to find his way?

A dog picks the humans.

I'm Yong-sub and this is unbelievable.

MTJ, you must respond.

I came to this company ready to give my life

to make the best company in the world.

How old is Oxford?

How old? Why would...?

Yong-sub. What's this? Are we on TV?

Hello, everyone.

Hi.

Here have some. I made it.

IT'S UNFAIR!

There.

Wow, it's not soju this time.

It's warm.

There's plenty.

MATHEMATICS HOMEWORK

Darn.

Aren't you finished with my homework?

Might as well do it myself. Come on hurry up.

Yes, hurry up.

Hey.

Yes, Mr. Kim?

Yes, I'm at your sons' soccer practice.

Right now? OK.

You're on your own.

No. Why?

I can't believe these ingrates.

Giving interviews and doing a media play.

One sec.

You want to send out this release?

Nicely written.

This should shut up those Oxford losers going on about unlawful dismissal.

Yong-sub. Really?

He sounds like a real scumbag. Sexually harassing our female staff.

Yong-sub didn't do anything like that.

What? I see, you're friends.

I thought you were out of that Oxford rut.

Look, I want you to send this out to all the media outlets.

You can always resign if you're not up for it.

Quit and go join your friends.

Honey.

Don't you have something to tell me?

Something? No, not really.

Tell me what's on your mind.

I'm a real good listener.

I really don't.

Honey, you remember that time?

When your Mother hugged me?

I really loved that.

She embraced me as if to say she accepted me.

I felt it then.

That being a family is about embracing one another and accepting them.

Yes, sir.

Friday evening?

Yes, sir.

No, it's fine, sir.

Yes, sir.

-Mr. Kim! -Mr. Kim!

Mr. Kim!

Yong-sub is here.

-Mr. Kim! -Mr. Kim!

How dare you show up here of all places?

Please. Hear us out.

-Mr. Kim! -Mr. Kim!

Take your hands off them.

Kyun-woo.

Yong-sub. How'd you know we were here?

I told him.

What?

I told him to talk to him directly. No one is listening to him.

Are you crazy? This is not your concern.

Mr. Kim. Where are you going?

Hey, stop.

Please give us one more chance.

Apologize to Yong-sub.

Are you nuts? Out of your mind? Get out.

Guards! Don't just stand there, throw her out.

What are you doing. No, I just...

Honey.

Honey!

Sir!

Hot!

Water!

Sir!

Sir! Are you all right?

Phew.

Move.

-It's freezing. -Cover him.

-Sir, are you all right? -It's hot.

I almost died.

Ma'am, are you OK?

You! How dare you barge in here and ruin everything?

Calm down, Kyun-woo.

What do you want from me? What?

Why didn't you tell me?

Yong-sub was already fired.

We can try with all our might, but I won't get another job!

Not that.

Why didn't you tell me from the beginning?

What?

About Oxford?

That I got hired by a dog?

I got the job of my dreams because of a mutt.

There you happy now? Are you happy?

I won't let you work at a company that treats you this badly.

Why not? That's what it takes.

Everyone takes it and lives on.

-You don't need to take it. -Then how do we live?

This is why I didn't tell you.

Because I knew you'd react like this and ruin everything like a little child.

See, now look what you've done.

I know you're just saying things, you don't mean them.

Just saying things?

This is the truth.

Grinning like an idiot and saying yes to everything, that's not the truth.

I waited for you.

I waited for you to tell me the truth.

Then you should have kept waiting till the end.

You didn't trust me, that's all.

No, that's not true.

I'm so tired.

Making you laugh has now become burdensome.

Kyun-woo!

Why?

One,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight,

nine...

Kyun-woo, nine.

Nine.

I think I held onto you too tightly

and made things hard for you.

I'm going to let go of you now, so you can be free.

You OK?

Yes.

I was really worried about you.

Let me know if I left anything behind.

No, that's OK.

Thank you.

Your wife,

she seems like a great person.

He may be a nobody to others, but he is the only

and most precious person in my heart.

Please don't hurt him anymore.

Please.

What's she jabbering about?

Idiot.

Good-bye, Kyun-woo.

Be happy.

Thank you.

Now, those are our stars.

I'll make you smile every day.

Goose.

Your bended neck points to the skies as you sing.

White feathers floating on the blue waters.

Your red soles touched by the blue sea.

I'm playing in the ocean.

Swimming in a small sea.

I'll go there first. You come find me. Promise?

How will I get there?

You're Pee Wee. You won't forget.

You're my bridegroom.

"Wo ai ni."

This means, "Come find me."

OK. I'll go find you. Wo ai ni.

I walk the paths that I walked once with her.

It's hard and scary, but I'm OK.

She had to walk these paths to find me.

These letters. Do you know this village?

I'm sorry.

I was always afraid you'd leave.

That you'd stop needing me.

Even when you're the one that came to find me.

I haven't done anything for you.

Thank you...

and I'm sorry.

But I won't let you go again.

No matter how far you go.

Even if I disappoint you,

and you leave me,

I'll go to the ends of the earth to find you.

I told you before.

Wo ai ni.

You've always been there for me,

and you took my hand.

That's everything.

You're the star that my mom and dad sent to me.

My precious star.

You're perfect the way you are.

Thank you so much for finding me.

Because next time, you're dead meat.

OK, OK, of course.

I haven't finished counting to ten yet.

You're lucky.

Who knows? I may lose my way again.

PRETTY STAR

I may step onto a path not shown on the map

and I may run into a desert,

or, if I'm lucky, an oasis.

ANGEL MOM, DUMMY MISTER

But it doesn't matter.

Because I'm with them, my own stars, and nothing else matters.

Even if we're lost in the desert,

the sun will shine on us and the stars will light our way.

As long as the stars shine in our hearts,

we will stay on the path

and stand up to find the way.

He's running away!

Daddy, it's for you.

It's some lady who says she's come down from the mountains.

-What? -What? Lady?

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