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In the beginning, there was The Boom.
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Mankind used its science against itself,
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reducing the glittering towers
of glass and steel to dust.
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My name is Sid.
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I was born into a world with no past.
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No future.
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Wandering the endless Wasteland.
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Alone.
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Hey, guys! Over here!
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Over here...
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Let's go!
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Must I do everything myself?
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Puny desert trash.
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No one escapes the wrath
of Freya Exaltada!
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Ah!
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You're a tough little cockroach.
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And you're a psychotic bitch.
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I did not see that coming.
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Aw. Cute.
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Mazel tov!
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Are you sure about this?
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I don't like the look of it.
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Oh, come on.
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What's so scary about
moving to the suburbs?
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Shall we?
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Freya, have you seen my tie?
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I'm late for work.
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I've never had a 9:00
to 5:00 job before.
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Hey, we moved to Boomtown
to share a life together.
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I was on the road all the time
with my warlording,
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and you wanted to move out
of that cramped boulder
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you were hiding under like a crab.
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Which means one of us
needs to start making shmoney.
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Just give it a shot, okay?
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Okay. I'll try.
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There's my brave road warrior.
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Scraps! Breakfast is ready!
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Aw, kibble again?
How frickin' lucky am I?
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Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast.
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Sit.
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Sit.
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Who's a good war dog?
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Who's willing to lay down
his life in combat for Mommy?
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I am, I am.
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Alright, I'm gonna get going.
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I don't want to be late
for my first day at work.
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Um, are you gonna be alright here?
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Oh, yeah. I can warlord from anywhere.
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- Mm.
- I'm gonna have these people
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renouncing their old gods by lunch.
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I'm sure you will.
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Hey, no slaughtering women and children.
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- I'll try. Love you.
- Love you more.
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- Alright.
- See you later.
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Bye!
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Ooh.
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I ate that way too fast.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Okay.
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Um, excuse me.
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I'm... I'm looking for "The Junkman."
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Well, go wait in line with
the rest of the filthy animals.
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- No offence.
- Um, my name's Sid.
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I'm your new employee.
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Ah, you're the new wasteland hire.
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Morris "The Junkman" Rubinstein
at your service.
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Be right with you. Alright.
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So, your carburettor
comes to 75 bird beaks.
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That's outrageous!
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Hey, if you think you can find a
better deal elsewhere, go for it.
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I think the next nearest outpost
of human civilisation
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is about a thousand miles from here.
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I would've given it to him
for 50 bird beaks,
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the big stinkin' lug.
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No offence.
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Uh, closed for lunch.
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I like to hire one of you
underprivileged
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Wastelanders every year.
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Part of my way of giving
back to the community.
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Plus, I get a huge tax break.
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So, tell me, Sid, how much do
you know about the junk game?
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Uh, isn't it just buying
and selling a bunch of trash?
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Oh, it's not trash. It's junk.
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And I'll have you know,
I've built an empire out of this stuff,
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ever since I received
my first rusty trombone.
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Oh, there it is.
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Yes, quite rusty.
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Alright, we'll start you off
as a junior junk associate
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and see if you're worth anything.
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- Any questions?
- Uh, yeah, just where do I sit?
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Any small hole will do,
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preferably without a mutated
beast living in it,
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but I can obviously make that work, too.
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You don't have to sit in a hole.
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You get a desk.
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I get that whole desk to myself?
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The chair, too?
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Snacks are in the kitchenette,
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and if you need anything else,
just ask the office manager.
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- Sound good?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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Ah.
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This is my chair.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
it is I, Freya Exaltada,
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Commander of the Seventh Legion,
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Slayer of the Dread Rat King,
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and High Priestess of Old Cincinnati.
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I command you to bend the knee
or face my axe.
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Citizens? Hello?
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Is this thing on?
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Hey, this is your future
overlord you're ignoring.
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You're being very rude.
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Freya Exaltada.
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I have been programmed
to eliminate you...
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for being a messy bitch.
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Ah! Ah!
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It was a joke.
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It's funny how I thought
I was gonna die.
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Scraps, you remember
my best friend, TI-90.
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Call me Tai.
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What are you doing in Boomtown?
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Oh, I had to stop by the genius bar
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to get my hardware cleaned.
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I hooked up with the hottest
killbot last night,
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but I woke up with all these pop-ups.
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I really hope I don't have a virus.
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Oh, my God. You are such a ho.
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I know. I really am.
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More importantly,
what are you doing here?
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Sid and I live here now.
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You do?
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Like some sort of
ironic performance art?
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No. Like, as my actual life.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Oh, girl, we need to talk.
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- Like, now.
- Sure.
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Uh, Scraps, why don't you take over?
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Yeah, got it.
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Citizens of Boomtown, give me treats.
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I've been a good boy.
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Alright, newbies,
you better pay attention
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if you want to be half
as successful as me one day.
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Oh, good one, boss. As if.
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Hey, Junkman!
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That carburettor you sold me was busted.
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Well, you should've read the fine print.
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It says, "Tough luck, sucker."
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You will pay for this in blood!
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- Ooh.
- Hey, hey!
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Say, that was some
pretty quick thinking.
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What do you say you
and the missus come over
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for dinner tonight?
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I'd like to discuss your future
at this company.
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My future?
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Yeah, I would like that
very much, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Freya, exactly how much
do you know about Boomtown?
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Not much. I mean,
I've burned places like it
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to the ground, if that counts.
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No, these people aren't like you and me.
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They don't care about
having fun or being cool.
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They've basically given up on life.
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Because the world is
an uninhabitable hellscape?
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No. Because they've settled down.
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All they do is go to their boring jobs
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and then go back home
to their boring families.
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They're like robots,
and I'm allowed to say that
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because I am a robot.
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Oh, God.
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I think we made a horrible
mistake moving here.
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Freya! There you are.
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- We need to talk.
- Oh, Sid.
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Thank God.
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Look, I know I asked you
to give Boomtown a shot, and...
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Yeah, I know, and I am so glad you did.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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I love it here.
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Ooh.
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I hope I make a good impression
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on Mr. Rubinstein tonight.
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I've never been to a fancy
dinner party before.
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What do you think?
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Found it on the corpse
of an old train conductor.
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- Too try-hard?
- I don't understand.
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I thought being a road warrior
was your whole thing.
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I don't know. Maybe this is my thing.
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You know, back in the Wasteland,
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I was always so hot and covered in sand.
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Looking back, I-I think I might
have been, like,
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low-key depressed.
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I don't know. This...
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This feels like somewhere
I could be really happy,
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and I have you to thank for that.
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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I guess I should probably go change.
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Greetings.
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Welcome to Chez Morris.
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Good evening, Mr. Rubinstein.
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This is my wife, Freya.
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- Ah, yes.
- Tis I.
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The wife.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Morris Rubinstein.
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Literal garbage person.
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Please, come in.
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Whoa. This is your house?
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Yes, it's an authentic McMansion
from the 2020s.
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We kept the original laminate floors,
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the chairs that only spin halfway,
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and after dinner,
we can retire to le ball pit.
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Pretty swanky, huh?
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Yeah, this place is incredible.
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Honey, the guests are here!
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How lovely to meet you.
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I'm Holly.
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Ah! She's a ghost! Kill it!
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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
I forgot to explain.
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Holly is a hologram.
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I bought her after my second
marriage hit the skids.
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Holly is my queen.
She's the light of my life.
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- And I love you, darling.
- Damn it!
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I was right in the middle of talking!
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Oops. Silly me.
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Always forgetting my place.
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I'll get dinner ready.
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Yeah. Why don't you do that?
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Ain't she a doll?
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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I made Morris's favourite... fried rat.
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What can I say? I'm a foodie.
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Wow. I have never tried real rat before.
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Thank you so much.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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That's a cockroach fork.
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That's a rat fork.
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Oh. No, no, no. Of course. I was joking.
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Um, can you imagine if I
didn't know which fork to use?
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Like some feral beast.
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So pathetic and stupid.
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So, Holly, you're a hologram.
That's cool.
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Oh, yes.
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I love doing menial chores
all day and still finding time
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to satisfy Morris's every want and need.
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Soon enough, that'll be you.
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No!
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Sorry. Just girl talk.
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Um, darling, maybe I should
go home and check on Scraps.
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I mean, he hasn't been home
by himself before.
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But we just got here.
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I'm... I'm sure Scraps doesn't
even realise we're gone.
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What is happening?!
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Why did they do this to me?!
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Time is a liar!
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Aaaah!
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Um, may I use the bathroom?
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It's right over there,
but you'll need this key
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00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:01,953
attached to a giant spoon to get in.
260
00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,979
Be right back.
261
00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,462
Must be so fun to use the bathroom.
262
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:18,850
This better be important!
I'm at Zion, bitch!
263
00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:20,331
Oh, Tai, thank God.
264
00:13:20,355 --> 00:13:21,893
I need you to come rescue me
from Sid's boss's house.
265
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,334
These people are even worse
than you said.
266
00:13:23,358 --> 00:13:24,775
Oh, no, no. I can't leave now.
267
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,337
This party is lit!
268
00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,979
Everyone is so hot and sweaty
269
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:30,261
and unidentifiably multi-cultural!
270
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,782
Please, if I stay here any longer,
271
00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:33,504
I think I'm literally
gonna kill one of them.
272
00:13:33,528 --> 00:13:36,067
Ugh, fine. Drop me a pin.
I'll come get you.
273
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:39,150
Yes! Oh, my God, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
274
00:13:39,174 --> 00:13:40,992
Love you!
275
00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:42,994
Sorry. Excuse me.
276
00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:44,395
Pardon me.
277
00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:46,357
No, we get it.
"We're all alive and free."
278
00:13:46,381 --> 00:13:48,399
Get over yourselves.
279
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,721
Ah. Sorry about that.
280
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,523
You're just in time.
281
00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:54,685
You didn't tell me your husband
here was born under a rock.
282
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,807
I fairness, it was voted
the seventh best rock
283
00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:58,729
to give birth under,
but yeah, point taken.
284
00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:00,972
Yes, sir, this is the life.
285
00:14:00,996 --> 00:14:03,895
- Big house, hot wife...
- Oh.
286
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,138
...and more bird beak
than I know what to do with.
287
00:14:07,162 --> 00:14:09,901
I mean, there must be more
to life than that, right?
288
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:13,144
What about adventure,
excitement, meaning?
289
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:14,425
Uh-oh.
290
00:14:14,449 --> 00:14:15,626
Your wife is starting to sound like
291
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,828
one of those dirty Wastelanders.
292
00:14:17,852 --> 00:14:20,031
"Hey, man, I just want to
drive my crazy car
293
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:22,233
and get into road wars."
294
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:24,931
That's very good. We do sound like that.
295
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,119
Must contain rising bloodlust.
296
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:30,962
"You stole this land from
the radioactive zombies.
297
00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:32,243
They were here first."
298
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,045
Oh, darling, you're so funny.
299
00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:36,167
Not to mention sexually attractive.
300
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:37,528
This is it.
301
00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:39,922
I'm gonna murder him. It's happening.
302
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,853
"Save the whale.
He's the last of his kind."
303
00:14:42,877 --> 00:14:44,455
Yeah, right. If I ever meet that whale,
304
00:14:44,479 --> 00:14:46,481
I'm gonna harpoon his ass.
305
00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:51,622
Sorry. Door was locked.
306
00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:53,344
Tai?
307
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:54,913
What are you doing here?
308
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,068
What... What a crazy coinki-dink.
309
00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:58,669
- Huh?
- Don't you remember?
310
00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:02,273
You were going to help me
back up my files to the cloud.
311
00:15:02,297 --> 00:15:04,795
Huh. You know, I didn't take you two
312
00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:07,358
to be a couple of robot lovers.
313
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,640
What's that supposed to mean?
314
00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:11,282
Oh, nothing.
315
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:15,166
Uh, I think robots play a very
important role in society...
316
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:18,289
for cleaning up my trash,
ya frickin' Roomba.
317
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:22,213
Oh, you did not just say that.
318
00:15:22,237 --> 00:15:25,096
Annihilation mode, activated.
319
00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:27,618
Whoa!
320
00:15:37,532 --> 00:15:39,922
You've got mail, bitch.
321
00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:42,513
Wow.
322
00:15:42,537 --> 00:15:45,516
Some people don't know
how to behave at a dinner party.
323
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:47,598
Not like us, right, Mr. Rubinstein?
324
00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:48,799
Get out!
325
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,321
And don't bother coming in on Monday.
326
00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:51,934
You're fired!
327
00:15:53,348 --> 00:15:55,350
Coffee, anyone?
328
00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:58,109
Tonight was a disaster.
329
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,971
Tai was completely out of control.
330
00:15:59,995 --> 00:16:01,332
He's an emotionless killing machine.
331
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:03,774
Why is he always so dramatic?
332
00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,573
It wasn't Tai's fault.
333
00:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,784
I asked him to come.
334
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:10,341
Wait. Sorry, why?
335
00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,743
'Cause I'm not ready to settle down.
336
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,545
I don't want to turn into
one of these boring people.
337
00:16:14,569 --> 00:16:16,147
I liked who we were back
in the Wasteland...
338
00:16:16,171 --> 00:16:17,396
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
339
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,511
Who said anything about becoming
like one of these people?
340
00:16:20,535 --> 00:16:22,601
You seem so happy here.
341
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,395
I thought that's what you wanted.
342
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:28,279
Freya, I'm happy here
because I'm here with you.
343
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:31,322
Alright, I don't care
if we live in Boomtown
344
00:16:31,346 --> 00:16:34,605
or the Wasteland or anywhere else.
345
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:39,810
As long as I'm with the same
violent, sadistic,
346
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,652
psychotic warlord
that I fell in love with.
347
00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:45,096
Oh, Sid.
348
00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:55,426
What happened?
349
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,389
Oh, hey, you guys are back.
350
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,391
So, it's probably not the best time,
351
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:04,173
but someone barfed in your shoes,
352
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,397
and then...
353
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,503
and then they ate... they ate the barf.
354
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,049
How lucky am I that our guests
355
00:17:18,073 --> 00:17:21,452
left such a big mess
for me to clean up? Ha!
356
00:17:21,476 --> 00:17:24,255
Will you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to read the paper.
357
00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:26,137
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
358
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:29,044
I didn't mean to interrupt
your studies, dear.
359
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:32,623
Oh, geez.
360
00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:34,809
Couldn't you at least use
the other hole?
361
00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:39,990
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
Doom Bringer Extremus,
362
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,472
Sultanness of the Great Garbage Islands,
363
00:17:41,496 --> 00:17:43,794
and Runner-Up in the third annual
364
00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:46,077
Wasteland Beatbox Championships.
365
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:47,438
Wikki-wikki!
366
00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:50,361
I command you to give Sid his job back.
367
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:51,962
Oh, yeah? Or what?
368
00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:53,604
You'll curtsy me to death?
369
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:56,287
Nope.
370
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,290
I'm gonna beat the crap out
of you like a goddamn warlord.
371
00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:00,491
Oh.
372
00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:01,812
Hi-yah!
373
00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:03,894
Ow! Stop that!
374
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,016
Oh, Morris, I didn't know
375
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,899
that you could fit your head
up your own butt like that.
376
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:11,102
Oh, it stinks in here! My flexible man.
377
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:18,909
- Well, it was really great
- getting to know you.
378
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,741
I know I only sat on you once,
379
00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:23,914
but it was probably the most meaningful
experience of my life.
380
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,117
Uh, Sid, uh, can I have a word with you?
381
00:18:26,141 --> 00:18:28,519
Mr. Rubinstein, what happened to you?
382
00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:29,880
Oh, nothing.
383
00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:32,042
I-I slipped getting out of the shower.
384
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,724
I certainly didn't have my oesophagus
385
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,686
pulled through my butthole.
386
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,927
Okay.
387
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:39,130
Uh, on a completely unrelated note,
388
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:41,338
I'm thinking of giving
you your job back.
389
00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:44,690
Really? What changed?
390
00:18:44,714 --> 00:18:47,218
What? People can't change their minds
without being flayed alive
391
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:51,021
and having your ribcage played
like a cartoon xylophone?
392
00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:53,574
So, what do you say?
393
00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,066
Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
394
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,508
Yeah, I won't let you down. I promise.
395
00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,029
Well, you better not.
396
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:02,553
I expect you to deliver, or else.
397
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:06,295
Oh, and uh, please give
my regards to the missus.
398
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,719
You know, not in a pushy way.
399
00:19:08,743 --> 00:19:10,241
You know, in a polite, friendly way.
400
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:11,642
Sure.
401
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,044
I mean, not too polite, either. Just...
402
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:17,223
You know what?
Just forget I said anything.
403
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,225
Welcome back.
404
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,853
Oh, God, the pain.
405
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,375
Ohh.
406
00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:28,098
You hear that, chair?
407
00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:32,062
We're back!
408
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:38,629
I am really excited to
go to work tomorrow.
409
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:40,110
I do belong here,
410
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:42,833
and I am gonna prove that
to Mr. Rubinstein.
411
00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:45,236
You know what? I'm excited, too.
412
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,038
I mean, so what if Boomtown
isn't as cool as the Wasteland?
413
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,588
We'll make it cool.
414
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,642
As long as we're together.
415
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,644
As long as we're together.
416
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,526
Mind if I scooch in?
417
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,648
Scraps, you know you're not
allowed on the bed.
418
00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:00,034
Aw, just for one night?
419
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:04,655
I can't say no to that face.
Come in here, boy.
420
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:06,176
Yes!
421
00:20:09,244 --> 00:20:10,421
A little bit over.
422
00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:11,942
Okay.
423
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,064
Ahh.
424
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,656
Yeah.
425
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,333
This feels right.
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