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1001 Nights

Once upon a time, in Baghdad...

After a night of insomnia without end and lenghty calculations

an astronomer makes strange hypothesis.

Now I know!

Earth is not the centre of the universe, it just revolves around the sun.

God, I even doubt the existence and power of you.

Increasingly exploring the universe the more difficult it is to find you!

- You're doubting your Creator? - Yes, but who are you?

The Voice of God!

I'm a scientist! I want proof!

Do you doubt it? All Right ...

You asked for it!

I will send you 1000 years into the future...

Curse you, infidel!

where you are now the rain does not stop and there are no stars!

Take a good look at the picture!

Yes it is!

But I'm not going to leave you without hope.

Only with this box you can go home.

Not only that! It may happen, on one condition!

Someone should find this lamp and rub it.

Anyone who rubs it would be your master

and you shall be his servant. And you will be very obedient.

The lights went out! Who is going to turn it on?

Meanwhile, in Baghdad, a thousand years ago ...

- Today is a great day, Mustafa! - Why?

- You were in town last night? - Only when I'm working.

- God be with you and your son! - And you, my friend!

Come on!

- Hello! - Hello!

- It is already near? - Yes, look over there! See?

I did not expect to see you at work!

I will not be long. Do not be naughty or noisy!

During our wait, we can catch a butterfly with a turban?

- No way! - Why butterflies?

For God, with pressed flowers in the courtyard of Al-Quran.

When the flowers opened there emerged a butterfly.

Why do not they just cut out the tongue?

Visitors are not allowed to talk. You too! Sit quietly!

Begin the execution! Executioner carry out your duties!

What has she done?

- If you want, I'll tell you everything. - Yes tell me!

- What has she done, my Lord? - It does not matter!

On behalf of the Grand Vizier, just do it!

Dad, let her speak!

I can't stand to see them cry!

Look at their suffering! I don't want to see them cry!

- For God's sake, tell them what you did! - Please!

- Am I allowed? - Of course!

It all starts at the royal palace of good Shahriar, the most noble of the Kings.

With rarest pollen grow the most beautiful roses.

Presented to the Queen, who he loved wholeheartedly.

Over one thousand one days, in this garden,

was where the King spent most of his time.

The roses are so soft that only eunuchs get close to them.

Every morning, the King chose a rose.

Always the most beautiful rose.

- Hello ladies! - Good morning, Your Majesty!

- Bye ladies! - See you, Your Majesty!

Whom do you serve?

For the minister...

The King ignored the harem, even though they are young intelligent and respectable.

He had a sprawling empire to attend to

and affairs of state to which he devoted several valuable minutes of his time.

Greeting! Our lord, the King!

Greetings! Grand Vizier, the leader of my advisors!

Your Honour. The Government is threatened by riots!

Soldiers must destroy the traitors and...

With respect, what is your view, your Majesty?

How about this poem?

"My rose is a Queen and my Queen a rose!"

- Really? - Yes.

Bravo, Your Majesty!

I write the lyrics, and now you're all singing to the same tune!

1, 2, 3!

The King only thought of his Queen.

A "tribute" three times a day, including Friday and Saturday!

There is no greater proof of love!

But the King's blinkered life had one weakness

it annoyed the Grand Vizier.

I have made a decision!

The King must find the Queen betraying him!

Look at what we caught!

- Your Honour, it's terrible! - Whatis it, Captain of the Guard?

- The Queen... - Is she ill?

My dear?!

Whore!

You've come home?

I want to die! Bring me a sword! The nice red one!

Strange, but more pain has little effect.

I was cured of madness!

Praise be to God!

I wanted to get evidence of your wife's treason.

And I sacrificed myself to get it.

It was a sacrifice to sleep with my wife?!

Another kilo!

That is not what I meant!

The question is... will I be killed or not?

Advise me, you're still my advisor!

Can I stand up?

Thank you. The late Queen was a woman like any other.

- I arrived and I was making progress... - Liar!

- You're handsome! It would be easy to find another... - True

- I give you my final pirce of advice. - Speak Up!

Remain monogamous, but do not give the crown to a woman for more than one day.

The next day, Cut off her head! Think of the reputation you will have, your Majesty!

The Queen will know until it's too late. It is the only solution.

You're right. I believe you advise wisely!

My next wife will be your daughter, Grand Vizier.

But the Grand Vizier had a daughter who was lazy, stupid and wasteful.

Should she become Queen?!

What will people think, when I tell them

"Tomorrow, my daughter's head will be lying on my feet"?

Stand back! For the Grand Vizier!

- Go home! - Why?

The guards protect the castle! Who knows when we may enter?!

I want to be the Queen soon! Look beautiful makeup!

Fool! You have no idea! Go home, or I'll be furious!

One day, I will be the Queen and I will make your life miserable!

What should I do?

Very classy, ​​so we open at 2000 Dinars. Expensive, yes but worth it!

I do not want to be a slave, but a wife and mother!

Or Queen!

Isn't she amazing?!

- 3000 - 4000

- 5000 - 6000

- 5000 - One million

Bring her here!

- You want to be Queen? - Go away old man.

Strong character!

Follow me!

OK, all done for today!

- You do not know who is your new master? - I hate housework and I hate you!

- I cook but I do not wash! - That doesn't concern me.

- I am the Grand Vizier. - And?

Today, you're replacing my daughter. You've been adopted!

- I'm not a slave? - Even better, tonight you will be Queen.

Queen! Is this a joke?

You'll soon find out!

- Where are the others? - What others?

- But our wedding ceremony? - Not required. you will be my consort.

- So, it's true? - With this ring, we are married.

What is your name?

I must be dreaming, Your Honour. But I'm happy, even if it is a dream.

Why me?

Are not you the daughter of the Grand Vizier? I chose you.

My name is Scheherazade.

Unsophisticated women!

Where am I?

Are you crazy? That hurt!

- I'm sorry! - Does it hurt a lot?

It's not bleeding or broken.

- Is your Majesty angry? Shall I take off my clothes? - Of course.

I forgive you.

We got married, but we do not know each other!

You will know me now!

So that was the end of my wedding night!

- Then? - The King didn't get anywhere!

I did not want to sleep with a stranger!

Finally, I fell asleep. I did not know it was to be my last night on earth.

Call the Grand Vizier! It is time!

Your Majesty, I am sorry, but I am afraid that we have to cut off your head.

What?

This is the will of God. I swear! If we don't all confidence in the state will be lost!

God will punish us terribly otherwise!

- Very good! - Even I could be killed, which would be tragic!

- I am embarrassed for you, my daughter. - Me?! The daughter of a bastard like you?!

You make me laugh! Let me go! If you don't let me go I will tell everybody what you did!

What do you mean? Release her.

Get me out of here, if not, I will tell the King that I am not your daughter!

And then your daughter will die for real! You cannot cheat the King twice.

Okay.

Going once, going twice...

- God protect you! - This girl you sold me...

Unsatisfied? We don't usually accept returns!

You'll accept this one. Take her away! But be careful!

- Cover her face. - And a free nail cleaner.

- Don't you want to say goodbye to your father? - Go and clean your nails, Dad!

Goodbye.

Who wants her at 9? I can do better. 10, 10, 10,500? 10,200?

- You can not sell me a midget! - Yes I Do.

- Anybody want to 12,000? - Are you kidding!

Hey? You'll do!

- You! - Me?

That man raised his hand.

I see him. Who is it?

- You at the back? Did you raise your hand? - Huh?

Sold to you, 11,000 Dinars!

Buy me with this ring. Fast!

15,000?!

Once, twice... Sold!

Follow me!

- Why did you run? - Because there were chasing me...

best not to stop and ask. Run first and ask questions later.

- Are you a thief? - Yes, if necessary.

You run like a gazelle. Who are you hiding from?

I want to blend in and you bought yourself a bargain.

- What is your name? - Aladdin.

- You are my employer, instruct me! - Not now.

Ask me to do something!

OK, bring bricks!

Are you running?

- You're sitting here? - Yes, that's right.

- Where do I put the brick? - Anywhere. No, put it there.

It can be the foundation of our house.

When you go over there there will be a large terrace.

- I don't want a house. - You're right.

- It's very nice. I'm hungry! - I never eat.

- How do you stay alive? What are you doing? - Meditation.

You're amazing, you're meditating. What do you think about?

I am your slave. I obey you. Think about that.

I am a poor man, I do not have and do not need anything.

I'm a hermit! I am a vagabond!

You do not like me? You prefer boys?!

No, you're messing with my head, I buy and sell books!

Do you like it if I do this?

Uh, well, I might as well watch... As you are taking the time to do it...

Look Out!

Why are you afraid?

I am the Queen of Baghdad. My husband wants to cut off my head!

- What a fragrance! - What?!

- The fragrance of perfumed nobility. - I am hungry.

Me too!

Strange! I don't remember the last time I felt hungry...

We need to find something to sell!

A fish head, shoes with holes...

A crust of bread, a lamp...

The only thing worth anything is me!

- But this lamp? - Maybe it's gold?

You've given me an idea! I'll show you how to sell to fools in the market...

I can fool men, I can make them believe anything.

But not me!

Don't be too sure!

Where am I?

- Ah, Miss?! - Oh!

- Excuse Me. What day is today? - Tuesday. Why?

Where are we? Sorry, who are you?

Scheherazade. We're in Baghdad.

Scheherazade... Baghdad... "The 1001 Nights"! I should have known!

So you found the lamp. Terrific. There goes a peaceful life!

I am your slave, Your wish is my command.

Let Me Introduce myself. I am a genie. Jimmy Djinn.

- A genie? - Something like...

I would like quail eggs, caviar,

passion fruit, nectar in crystal...

Relax, Miss. My strength is limited.

Do not ask the impossible. You can only ask for that which exists in the lamp.

- And what's in the lamp? - The Twentieth Century.

- Meaning? - Do not be too demanding.

Tea and sugar?

Sugar in my world? It can be difficult. I will try.

Why should anyone find that lamp?

Jim, I began to worry! Come on in! The weather is terrible!

- Major Thompson. - Excuse me, but do you drink tea?

- Yes, give me your coat. - I can't stay, I'm afraid...

- Please stay, we have fruit cake! - Yes, I might need that too...

Sorry, I'm in a rush. I have to go to Baghdad.

This weather is terrible!

Sorry, but I have to go. I'm playing bridge with the Wilson family at six.

Bridge? Of course, I understand. Will we meet again?

- I think so. - Are you afraid?

Yes, but you're fun. Maybe that's why.

No one's watching. Good night.

Remember, your are now my master.

I don't know why there was a Genie in the lamp, or why he was in the twentieth century.

But to return to Aladdin, living on the scrap heap.

Night came, and the cake was wonderful, lifting our spirits.

I admit, this cake is delicious!

- Why did you turn it off? It's dark. - Jimmy is playing cards. It might disturb him.

- Playing? - Bridge, at six o'clock.

- Bridge starts at six! You wouldn't believe me...

It's been an exhausting day, I'm tired. After eating, I'm really sleepy.

The more you eat, the more your appetite increases!

- Sleep, not talk. - Meditation!

I caught her!

Aladdin!

I'm warning you, let her go!

Aladdin, rub the lamp, fast! I'll be beheaded!

Rub the lamp!

- Employers, your wish is my command. - Who are you? Where did you come from?

Do you know what time it is? I never eat! Say what you require!

Oh my God!

Jimmy, fast!

Too small!

This is better.

Scheherazade, where are you?

Watch Out!

That's it! She's there!

- Come on, Jimmy! - I'm going as fast as I can.

You like it?

It's not fair!

- Now we can stop. - No, that's good. Faster.

What are you saying?

- Are you okay? - Fine, a little shaken.

No one asks me how I am...

- I think I broke my leg. - You're okay!

"I spoke to the driver." Better to ride a camel!

- Camel? - The Motorbike is ruined!

Who cares about the bike? It hurts just here...

You don't care about the bike? This is part of a collection!

This is an exact replica of the winner of the Paris-Dakar Rally.

- Not that you know what that is... - Sorry, Jimmy.

This is a gift from the Wilson family. It means a lot to me.

- Don't be angry... - I will lend you anything!

It's 6:10! I think the Wilsons will be worried. I'm off! Ciao!

- Genies are always difficult. - Maybe I should call him back?

What is it now?!

- Where to now? - See how magnificent it is!

So pure! No signs of life.

Only the earth, the sky, the wind! Without even a blade of grass!

- I'm more excited to be alive. - Thank you!

Moses, Jesus, Muhammad ... They all found God in the wilderness.

I will be an exalted prophet revolutionary!

You do a lot of preaching in the wilderness.

I watch and he disappears into the dunes.

But I'm sad that Aladdin i sno longer with me!

Dad's asleep. We've got an hour at least. Can you finish it?

- I think so. Where was I? - Aladdin left you alone in the wilderness.

I was left alone, like most women.

I forget that life is a game. Sometimes even a joke!

What is a joke?

Anything too serious for my children.

But back to the King. Let's not be too serious.

The King cannot calm down, because he was in big trouble.

He sent people everywhere to find me but eventually he lost patience.

He had no sex for weeks, even though his wife changed every day.

Charlemagne received me personally. And they did not find her.

You are useless, if not found I could die of this malaise.

Your Excellency, I found the Queen! She was travelling in the desert, dying of thirst.

Near the palace garden. How happy I am! This is great!

Bring your riding gear. Prepare my horse!

Grand Vizier, do not leave the castle!

- You act as if I'm dangerous! - Tomorrow morning you will die.

- Absolutley not. - Why?

Because you wants me to be yours, but it's not going to happen.

My beheading will be delayed forever.

You're very confident.

I do not believe anything, that's all.

But I do not know what to say. Who are you and what do you want?

- You. - Then why do you want to kill me?

- You should not be confused. - Not a smart position to adopt.

This is really stupid!

What do you want from me?

Love cannot be taken.

- I'm almost speechless with surprise. - Why don't you try to be more civil?

- Promise me... - I'm not promising anything.

I would give my kingdom, my heart and your freedom.

Thank you, your Majesty.

Guards!

Jimmy come quickly! Hurry!

- You alright? - Fine! Fly!

- Shall I carry on? - Yes!

All right!

I ran away, but I do not remember why.

- Running as usual, but in the air. - True

We find ourselves back on solid Earth, at a port in the Persian Gulf.

Here, sailors passing, on their way to Africa.

How are you? You look thirsty.

We are heading to Africa but first, we want to have fun.

I know the place for you. Ever been to Africa before?

I've sailed there. Come on!

I went all over the world.

I've seen islands where money grows on trees

An island of pigs, an island of figs of all places!

- Tell us! - Tell us about the Colossus of Rhodes!

- Ah, that story! - I've heard enough.

I'm out of fuel! Use the parachute if you can find it!

Parachute?

- There isn't one! - Use mine. I'll return to the lamp.

Fasten the belt! Quickly!

The string!

What?

Pull the string!

The string!

- Approaching storm?! - Watch Out!

- Are you hurt? - No, who are you?

- I am Scheherazade. Who are you? - Sindbad the sailor. Nice to meet you.

You too. I am cold and hungry.

I think I had a little too much to drink.

With legs like that you do not have a problem.

But I do not know this kitchen. Where is the salt?

In the bowl of honey.

I think you can make a lot of money to buy a new home.

- Doing what? - Many things.

Commerce, cooking, flying, running... I've done most things lately...

- Can you belly dance? - I think it's vulgar.

I think you would do it beautifully. Look at me!

The key is the movement in the hips. The head does not move.

What is so funny? Belly dancing is not funny.

It is the essence of sensuality! Try it, you'll see! But it is not easy.

The head remains static. Moving the hips only.

You have much to learn.

Like this?

- You need two weeks! - Maybe three. Come on!

Fast!

- Come on! - Where is it? Here?

- Watch Out! I can't swim! - Seafarers should be able to swim.

She escaped! As always, Allah protects her.

Exhausting night! Where are we?

You have a great behind, my dear. My sword is quivering!

Watch your mouth, sailor!

We are in the middle of the sea! You're sailing!

- Know where we are? - With the wind like this? This is crazy!

Sinbad!

Catch!

Sindbad the sailor!

Great! I heard about Sindbad the sailor and his fantastic journey!

Jimmy Djinn read the story of "The Thousand and One Nights" in the library.

This is not the original version.

In the original, I read that they appeared out of nowhere

So I improvise.

I do not know the end of the story, I do not know what happens to me.

Although ultimately it seems very similar.

If the King does not come back... he must be delayed. Where is he?

- Where is the King? - I don't know.

But two years ago, whilst traveling in the ocean,

The King was right over there.

- Nothing! - I'm here, your Majesty. What are you doing?

This is a dictionary of nonsense. Scheherazade flew like a bird.

I said to the pigeons "Go home"

and he replied "Thank you, how are you?"

Is the book wrong or is the bird stupid?

- I have to blame stress. - Nonsense! Have they arrived?

We have collected the best magician, I do not know what they can do to help though?

That woman flew using magic. We must fight magic with magic.

Scheherazade. I see strangely-dressed man. Crying. Or laughing?

Look into the window. I see a sailor and a beautiful woman.

- Scheherazade? - She was in the boat.

- No, in the window on the strange box. - Is she in the box?

First we see the sea but the sea is in the box.

Enough, I'm tired of this foolishness!

The sail is falling!

Look! We're sinking!

Find a stopper!

Look out!

Don't eat a lot. We can't see land anywhere.

There's no point! Have you ever see the survivors of a shipwreck? We're toast!

You're very pessimistic.

When I was 13, I became the crew on my Uncle's boat.

I caught sardines, but I was nauseated by the smell.

We returned to the port and I have never been to sea again.

That's the story.

But you're still Sindbad the sailor!

I dreamed of exploring the world, so I created my own.

Same as me! Sindbad the Storyteller!

Me? Like you? I think not!

Even my amorous adventures are made up!

A glass of wine starts the story. And I drink all the time.

But the worst thing is that I don't enjoy it.

Well, not really! I love being with you.

I mean, you're interesting.

- You mean you love me? - Something like that.

- Do you want children? - Easy to say, hard to do.

- Don't drink again! I'll help! - With all this water around?

Without wine, I can die without knowing love...

But you have to survive! Take my bread!

And the water!

Goodbye! Tell all the heroes of my story!

Sindbad, you're crazy!

I'll help you on your way! I'll introduce you to my friend Jimmy.

Come on!

You're all wet! You making a mess of the floor!

I'll make the tea. Not for your friend.

Are you my slave or not?

I am the Genie of the lamp. For you, not someone else.

Show us this century. You said it was beautiful.

Your wish is my command.

Can we wait until the rain stops?

What is this?

That's special effects. People in space.

- Space? - Humans have been into space. Look!

July 20, 1969 is the most important day in history.

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

Great picture!

- I'll admit, I'm impressed! - Me too.

If the light is extinguished you'll be stuck here!

If the boat sinks you'll be lost forever.

Push harder!

Hold on!

Back to where you came from!

- Save us! We'll drown! - The light of the lamp is about to expire!

Thank you.

- It was a command, Jim - In the case...

There is a boat that saved me. But they were lost too.

Jimmy gave me a book called "10 Lessons in Navigation"

And the compass needle always pointed North, so I could advise sailors where to go

I pretended to be a pirate named "The Woman of Wales".

Lift the anchor! Follow the direction of the wind!

Lower the sail!

- Turn on the GPS! - What is "GPS"?

It's not been invented yet.

Look! Land ahoy!

So I am a captain and a pirate.

They think I'm a witch and are very obedient to my commands.

Using a compass, I sail around Africa.

I visit countries where camels have hairy necks like a lion,

And huge pig's with noses that hang to the ground.

But I really miss my village.

And we sailed into the harbor that I and Sindbad the Sailor had originally left.

Our ship landed on the moon. I pause then walk down the steps.

Everything is freezing and the sun shines amongst the billions of stars.

But only one of them is like a big blue and white ball. Earth!

Brown deserts, green forests.

Blue like the ocean and white like a cloud!

I take one step, two steps...

Then there are doors made from feathers. I decided to stay away.

The dark side of the moon, sparkling like a diamond stone.

Who are the people in the tent?

Nobility, but he is disguised, and seems very strange.

He spends all his time looking at the horizon.

Get away, it's not for you!

Stop!

Catch him!

- Gotcha! - Ouch, it hurts!

- What happened? - A sailor stealing fruit.

- You just returned from sailing? - Yes, Sir.

Go!

Come here, boy, do not be afraid.

Can I eat the grapes, your Majesty?

- Your eyes remind me of her. - Who do you mean?

Ever heard of a woman who can fly and sing like a siren?

- Why do you look for her? - She was my wife.

You have searched for a year but have not found her?

I hope she comes back. I will love her. We will have a child.

The problem is that I am a King who cannot live normally.

I want to plant roses and write songs.

I'm tired of wandering from town to town.

I'm a little tired. Can I take a rest near you?

Help yourself.

- But know that I'm a simple man. - I understand.

- I'm unhappy, Jim. - Your happiness is my happiness.

I found a man who was ready to give up everything.

He waited for a year and he wanted a child.

- There is only one. Do you love him? - He was right in front of the tent.

You do not need to rush. Does he have a good job?

Enough money to support you and deal with inflation?

- He was the King of Baghdad! - Yes, that's different.

- And he wants to marry you? - He's my husband!

Scheherazade!

- Follow me! - Where to?

To live the life of an acrobat!

Come On! Jim! Your Majesty!

- I am sorry. It's a little hot. - A great compliment!

I love your cooking, but it's always the same every night.

Why not eat at your house?

Anyone want to play chess? Come here, please.

- What were you discussing? - I wanted to know if you are pregnant?

I'll take you to London, and ultrasound will tell us.

What is that?

Crystal balls are placed on the mother's abdomen.

So you can see the baby when it's tiny and even hear the heartbeat.

Jim, you're going to be his guardian. So he's prepared for the future.

I'd be happy to, because I don't have children!

Why not?

If I meet any woman they are ugly like me.

Mrs Wilson, for example.

I'm like a chef, but I want more than to eat just any kind of cake!

I love beautiful women, outstanding, stars!

I understand.

Checkmate.

- I'm ready for a workout. - OK.

Our first performer!

Stars only!

- Our star! - Better.

Come on, dear!

Jimmy, take the King with you!

Magic with rabbit and scarf...

Then I'll make them appear again.

Send him back, Jimmy!

Well done!

That lamp!

- Kneel. - You know I cannot refuse.

Not too tight?

Wake Up!

Come on, a beautiful horse!

Your Excellency, I prayed to God that the King was safe!

Grand Vizier, I am happy to see you again! You've come to enjoy our success?

- I followed step by step. - I'm not surprised. How is Baghdad?

I practice the acts, but Jimmy was very helpful to me. Fantastic effects.

Jimmy?

Jimmy Djinn, my son's teacher, a charming man.

You don't know? My wife is pregnat, a child is coming!

I saw using ultrasound. Only we can see Jimmy. You did not, because he's invisible!

- But you must stay and watch. - Thank you, Your Majesty.

The Grand vizier came to watch the show.

- What's wrong? The event is famous even in Baghdad!

The star of our show!

Jimmy, are you there? Make the King disappear!

Where the acrobat? Disappeared!

Is he in the pot?

Am I going to cook him? No. I will make him become a rabbit.

Only joking! We will make him reappear.

Where is the lamp? Oh no!

The Acrobat is the King! Protector of justice for the kingdom.

This woman is a witch, who has enchanted him!

Condemn her! We must save the King!

The lamp holds the King. I'm sure you stole it, you bastard!

She does not respect me?! The Grand Vizier!

Guards!

If I ruled the world, I would get rid of all the idiots and barbarians!

Djinn, you're my slave now!

Kill the King who was trapped in the lamp! Let them die like rats!

I'll look later.

What happened?

The King is dead.

May Allah protect him!

This is the wicked witch who sent the King to Hell!

Tomorrow, at dawn, she will be beheaded!

Then the Grand Vizier will became King of Baghdad!

Defender of justice in the glory of Allah.

Who would have thought in a day, that was a swift choice!

It's got really bad...

I will go through life stuck in the 20th century!

Someone must find the lamp and rub it.

- We need to pray for a miracle! - That kind of magic only exists in fairy tales.

There on Channel 2, the story of "The Thousand and One Nights"!

- Stop it, you don't know what you're doing! - A King knows everything!

- But not barbaric Arabian Kings. - I can't stand it anymore!

My TV is not a toy!

- Broken. This is the only way for you to return. - I'm sorry, Jim.

- Give me a screwdriver. - What's that?

- The one in the bike. - What is a bike?

- It's parked on the road. - What's that?

- That! There! Your Majesty. - Don't shout, I'll get it!

I'm sorry I met you and all the bullshit!

Now, what's wrong with this?

I think that's it.

It's fixed! Come back! We can go!

Too bad, I have to go!

You're my master? Don't ask for too much, will you?!

- Scheherazade! - Jim, finally!

- I knew you would come! Where have you been? - Not far. What happened?

Terrible! At dawn I will die. I was accused of killing the King.

Stay calm, he's fine. He wants his throne back.

- Tell them fairy tales. - Fairytales?

You're Scheherazade! You're good at telling stories!

I'll be right back!

- Excuse me, it's urgent! - Wait!

- It's about the kidnapping! - Go to the Inspector's office.

Thank you.

- There's been a kidnapping! - Who was kidnapped?

- The King of Baghdad. An Arabian. - I'm going to make a report.

Hurry!

Sit down!

Name, occupation, date of birth.

- Shahriar, Raja... - No, your name is?

Me? Jimmy James, I was born 958 years ago.

- What? - 1958.

Fast!

Kill her!

- The time has come. Executioner! - No!

Stop it!

There's nothing to say. The King has not returned.

The king is dead. You killed him in front of me, witch!

I think this is the end, for me and my love.

Take me with you, Scheherazade.

Wherever you go! I will go with you.

I cannot run. I am tired.

Do your duty.

You will not feel anything. I will be very careful.

- Shahriar. C-H-A ... - S-H-A ...

- Slow down. - He is an important person!

An Emir and a Sheikh! It could mean a diplomatic scandal.

- Do you know who abducted him? - The police took him from in front of my house.

- He's a King. - A King?

He was arrested, not kidnapped. Perhaps he tried to steal your bike?

- Alright! Where is he? - In a cell around there.

Your majesty! It's me!

I can't!

- You. Replace him! - Allah protect me!

Normally I would do anything to oblige. But this time I cannot!

Executioner, give me the axe!

Because there is no report, we do not need to hold him.

But we had to fill in some forms.

I need the key.

- Damn! Simpson took the key! - Who is Simpson? What key?!

The key in a drawer. Simpson took the key.

Shit! I'm tired of all this!

Listen to me or you die! Stand up!

Over by the wall! Don't move! Release the King!

I want a helicopter with a full tank!

- Thank you, Jim. - Close the door!

You're right, it would look more natural!

Glory to the King!

- You have to look for another Grand Vizier. - I just know just the man!

- Can't you think of anyone else? - Are you jealous?!

How can I have an invisible Vizier?

Just believe that God is great, and Muhammad, the Prophet!

Almighty God and Muhammad, His Prophet.

Jim, are you okay?

Long live the Grand Vizier!

- You can see me? - Yes!

- I'm really visible?! - Yes, Jim!

- Welcome back, Jim! - The pleasure is mine.

Do not prove that I deserve to lose my kingdom for her sake.

Your wish is my command, your Majesty!

Strange! That actor looks just like our neighbour...