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-Well, you cannot
mention the word "comedy"
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without thinking
of my next guest today.
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He's been making us laugh
for over 25 years --
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first, of course,
on "Saturday Night Live"
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and then through some
of the biggest comedy movies
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of all time, including
an incredible film
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called "Get Hard."
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Wow, was that a good one.
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A legend he is.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Will Ferrell.
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Wow.
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-That --
-Was that good?
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-That was great.
-Did you like it?
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-Great job. Great job.
-Thank you, man.
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-I didn't think
you had it in you.
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-What do you mean,
you didn't think I had it in me?
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-No, that was great.
-You didn't think I could do
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an introduction, Will?
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-Not in one take.
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-What are you talking about?
-It was incredible.
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-Will, you worked with me.
You know that I'm --
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-I did. Yeah. I did.
-Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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You know that I would be fine
at doing something like that.
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That's not --
-I was blown away.
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-Okay. Alright, Will. Well --
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-The place is abuzz right now.
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-What does that -- Well, that --
I know what you're doing, okay?
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And it's not abuzz.
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You're not gonna hear
the crowd cheering.
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-I love your wine --
I love your wine cellar here.
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-Yeah, you should love it.
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-Yeah.
-It's intimate.
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-It's lovely.
-Yeah.
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-The rich smell of oak.
-Yeah.
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-The oak barrels in here.
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-Will, uh, first and foremost,
thank you.
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Thank you for coming on. Okay?
-Thanks for having me.
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-You know, these conversations
seem to get easier and easier
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because my friends
are coming on.
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And the level of comfort that I
have with my friends is unreal.
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Right?
This level of comfort.
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-Yeah.
-Insane, right?
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-It's so insane.
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-It's insane. I can let the --
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-You can let it --
-I can let it Goddamn --
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-Yeah. You can
let your hair down.
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-Yeah. I can let them fly.
Right?
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-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
-All the hard-hitting questions.
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-I love your socks.
-You like that?
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Little combo pack right there?
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-Look what I wore today.
-Don't do it, Will.
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-Just decided to do
a little self-promotion.
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-Will.
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-Even though I think
this will air
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in July.
-No, Will, don't --
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Will, that's not --
You're not showing --
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You're showing your ass, Will.
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-Well, that's --
-You're tooting it up. Okay.
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-That's my ass.
-Alright. Alright.
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Okay. Thank you.
-But then, I'm wearing
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"Elf" socks --
-That's nice.
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-Only 'cause someone gave them
to me at a Christmas party.
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-That's why you're
wearing them?
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-I thought, "I'll wear them
for Kevin." But is that sad,
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that I'm wearing socks
with my face on them?
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-Yeah, it actually is, Will.
I'll be honest with you.
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It's not your highlight.
It's not --
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It's not a big moment for you,
right there.
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-But I thought you'd get
a kick out of them.
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When I saw
your fashionable socks,
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it made me think of my socks.
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-Well, my socks
don't have my face on them.
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-No, no.
I'm saying they look great.
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-Well, thank you, Will.
-Just part of
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the whole ensemble.
-Ensemble. Yeah.
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I knew you were gonna say that.
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I know you like
the back of my hand.
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-Yeah.
-Will, on this show,
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we drink wine. Okay?
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The reason why we drink wine
is because what?
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-Uh, because of the cellar.
We're in the cellar.
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-No, Will.
-Oh.
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-It's not because of the cellar.
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It's because some of
the best conversations
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happen over a glass of wine.
-Over a glass of wine.
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-There it is.
-Great. I love it.
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-This conversation has
the ability to be that.
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This is my somm.
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-Mr. Ferrell.
-Hey. Hi.
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-How are you?
-Mr. Hart.
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-How you doing, man?
What do we got today?
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-Fantastic.
So, today, from the cellar...
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-Yes.
-...an exquisite
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Cabernet Sauvignon --
clone 4, clone 6,
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clone 7 Cabernet Sauvignon.
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Single vineyard. Monopole --
That's what the French say.
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-Okay.
-Owned by one family.
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2019 vintage, just released.
-Just released. I know.
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-We're talking about
less than 500 cases.
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-Whoa.
-That's the good stuff.
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That's the good stuff.
-Wow.
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-Yeah, go ahead.
Let's let it rip.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-Uh-huh.
-It looks thick.
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-Yeah.
-Viscous.
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-Viscous.
-Yes.
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-Will this have legs?
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-Lots of legs.
-Lots of legs.
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-Yeah.
It's gonna have legs, Will.
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It's --
-We like to say medium-plus
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on these legs.
-Oh. Medium-plus.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. It's bold, robust.
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You'll enjoy it.
-Thank you.
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-Please enjoy.
-Always.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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-To you, man. Cheers.
-Cheers.
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-Thanks for having me.
-Thank you for being had.
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Ferrell, we get to talk
a lot today.
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And it's a lot that I want
to talk about, man.
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Um, here's what
I got to say, dude.
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When people refer to you,
they really do attach you
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to some of
the biggest compliments
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in the world of comedy.
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Especially in the world
of improv
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and the world of just
theatrical performance
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attached to any piece
of laughter,
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your name never not comes up.
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Uh, what does that
feel like for you now?
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-Uh, well,
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it's pretty crazy,
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only because, as you know,
you know,
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starting out in this biz,
you just hope to get hired once.
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-Uh-huh.
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-But to kind of --
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You know, "Saturday Night Live"
was a dream job.
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-Yeah.
-You know, almost --
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I've gotten to kind of do
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almost everything I've wanted
to do in this business.
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And to look back and see
that, for the most part,
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a lot of it
resonated with people,
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that's pretty incredible.
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-When you say --
-Only because, once again,
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as you know, you only have
the thoughts in your head.
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You know, what you think,
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sitting alone
with your thoughts,
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thinking, "Oh,
that could be funny."
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But it's only funny unless
you can make strangers laugh.
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-Yeah.
-So, the fact that
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I can sit around
and think of weird things,
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and it actually translates
to an audience, it's still --
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it's still --
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I feel very fortunate
that I get to do that.
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-Before "SNL," though,
you were where?
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You were in one of the --
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-I was out here
at The Groundlings.
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-Okay. You was in Groundlings.
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-Which, over on Melrose.
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And yeah, it was a --
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I had actually seen
one of their shows.
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I went to USC, and it was
my last year at USC.
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I went to check out
one of their sketch shows,
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and I saw
that they had a school.
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I was blown away.
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I was like, "Oh, my God.
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This is something
I would love to do."
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And I saw that they had
an improv school,
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and you could sign up
for these classes
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and that you could work
your way up into
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actually being part
of the performing company.
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And I thought this was --
And they were so --
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I think I saw Lisa Kudrow
that night onstage
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and a number of other people
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that went on
to either write for sitcoms
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and this, that, and the other.
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And I was actually
pulled up onstage
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as part of
an audience participation.
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-Your first night going?
-Yeah.
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First night.
I'm part of the audience,
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and I get pulled up into
one of their sketches.
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-Did you bitch up?
-Did I what?
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-Bitch up.
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-Is "bitch up" a good thing
or a bad thing?
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-No, it's bad.
-Yeah, I bitched up, big time.
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-You bitched up.
-Yeah.
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-You just said --
-I didn't say a word.
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I was paralyzed, to the point
where the guy,
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the other actor, was like,
"What's your problem?
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Stop bitching up."
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-[ Laughs ]
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-No.
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"We've got a bitch up
onstage here,
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someone who's literally
bitching up."
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No, I fro-- I was terrible,
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which is the irony
that three years later,
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I'd be performing on that stage,
you know,
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writing my own stuff and --
-But did you fall in love?
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Like, did your terrible --
was that also --
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was that the moment that you
fell in love with the thing?
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Like, I can remember when...
-Yeah, I --
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-...I had that moment of, like,
"Lights. Oh, shit. People."
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-Yeah.
-"I got to get a laugh."
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But, at the same time,
even though I wasn't getting it,
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I fell in love with the thing.
Like, "Okay, this is
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the thing I want to do."
-Exactly.
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And I think I was so enamored
with it
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that I didn't want to say
something stupid
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to mess up the sketch, so...
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And I just was paralyzed
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and walked back to my seat
and --
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But I remember thinking,
"Oh, I got to --
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I want to sign up for the next
class that's available here."
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And that became a home.
-When you made the decision,
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family, what was the family's --
What was their, like,
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take on your choice of what
you wanted to do with your life?
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-You know, they were supportive.
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-When you say "they,"
are we talking Mom and Dad?
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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-I wouldn't say they were like,
"Rah, rah, you can do it."
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-What did they want you to be?
-"You can do anything."
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I think they just wanted me
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to, you know, be on my own
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and be out of the house
because I did --
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After four years of college,
I moved right back home.
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So...
-Nice.
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-Yes.
-No, that's good.
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-Yeah, it's great.
-By the way, "Mom!"
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-For three years.
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-"Where's the meatloaf?"
-Yes.
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-True.
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-But I had a very --
That was true.
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That was literally taken
from my life.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Screaming at my mother
to bring me meatloaf.
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Which we never had in our house,
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but I always hoped
she'd bring me some.
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-So, you --
-But, yeah.
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So, I moved back home
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and because
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I was like --
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I thought I was gonna go into,
like, sports journalism and --
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But I remember thinking, "No,
I got to try this comedy thing,
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'cause it'll always
be kind of itching away."
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But, yeah.
245
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So, I started just kind of
driving back up to L.A.,
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doing the Groundlings thing.
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You know, my dad's a musician,
so he kind of was like --
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would tell me, like, "Just
so you know, it's pretty tough."
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And I was like, "I got it."
250
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And so, when they first
came to see me
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kind of a performing in a show,
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where I got to kind of
do my stuff,
253
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I remember my dad kind of going,
"Okay.
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You're -- You're good."
255
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-"You're good at it."
-"I didn't think you'd be --
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Not that I didn't think
you'd be that good,
257
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but you're confident up there.
258
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It's like a whole
'nother side of you."
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So, they were very supportive,
260
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but it wasn't like,
261
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"You can do it! We know it!"
262
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They were worried --
-It was,
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"He's got a good choice,
and I'm supporting the fact
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that you made a choice,
and he's happy."
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-Happy. And I think they were
just like, at least --
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'Cause I would just say,
"Hey, if it doesn't work,
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I can be
a substitute schoolteacher."
268
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-Yeah. I was like that --
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-Nothing wrong against
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substitute schoolteachers.
-No. At all.
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But...
272
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-But...
-Yeah. Right?
273
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-I could have done
better than that.
274
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-Yeah. We don't got to
put a finger on it, but...
275
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-Right. No. Yeah.
276
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-That's a tough one.
277
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Depends on what program
you're coming up in.
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-Right. Right.
-It can be tough.
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Guys, we got to take
a quick break.
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Do me a favor. Stick around.
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We got more "Hart to Heart"
up after this.
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-Welcome back.
This is "Hart to Heart,"
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and I still am talking
to Will Ferrell.
286
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Will, here's my real question
for you.
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The level of confidence, right?
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The confidence
that you have now doing it,
289
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of course, is bar none.
It's insane.
290
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In the world of improv, well,
291
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that's a different level
of confidence
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because it's not stand-up.
293
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You're not retooling the jokes.
294
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You're not reworking them.
-Right.
295
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-It's all on the spot.
296
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It's all impromptu.
297
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In your "class,"
your Groundling class,
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first of all, who was there?
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Are there any other names
that I would know today
300
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that were attached to you
in the beginning stages?
301
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-There was kind of either
slightly ahead of me
302
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or during that same time
or a little bit behind me,
303
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were all kind of
from the same era,
304
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there was Chris Kattan
and Cheri Oteri
305
00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:34,924
and Ana Gasteyer.
-Wow. Wow.
306
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:38,302
-Molly Shannon was in L.A.
at that time, doing her shows.
307
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She wasn't affiliated
with The Groundlings,
308
00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:45,267
but we'd run into each other
at, like, cabaret shows.
309
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:49,438
Kristen Wiig, Will Forte,
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Maya Rudolph.
-Holy shit.
311
00:11:54,694 --> 00:11:56,112
-Yeah.
-The whole cast, basically,
312
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minus a couple, yeah.
-Melissa McCarthy.
313
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So, it was a lot of funny, fun,
bright people,
314
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all kind of feeding
off each other,
315
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which is why
I was so drawn to it.
316
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'Cause I did try my hand
at stand-up...
317
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-Mm-hmm.
-...and doing open mics.
318
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:16,132
And as you know,
it's such a lonely existence.
319
00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:18,175
-It's a completely
different ball game.
320
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:23,139
-And when it's working,
it's the absolute best.
321
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,557
-Yeah. Yeah.
322
00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:26,058
-And when it's --
There's no middle ground.
323
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,435
-No. There's not.
324
00:12:27,476 --> 00:12:29,812
-There's no place to hide.
-There's no in-between.
325
00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:31,939
-And sketch comedy,
I was like, I thought,
326
00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:34,150
"Well, if I'm gonna bomb,
at least
327
00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:37,319
I'll bomb with three or four
other people up onstage."
328
00:12:37,361 --> 00:12:39,280
So, that's kind of how I --
329
00:12:39,321 --> 00:12:41,991
-When you get to "SNL,"
of course, you're a fan.
330
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,701
Right? You're already
a fan of the show.
331
00:12:43,743 --> 00:12:45,327
It's a big deal just to try out.
332
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Your audition, they say,
is one for the record books.
333
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Legendary.
334
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,001
I don't know
if you're familiar with mine,
335
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,919
but mine is in the top two
probably worst.
336
00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:56,213
I know your --
-Wait, what was it --
337
00:12:56,255 --> 00:13:00,885
-I did Avery Johnson,
and Avery Johnson was --
338
00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:02,511
I did Avery Johnson
telling David Robinson --
339
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:05,681
-Super obscure, Avery Johnson.
-Just -- By the way,
340
00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:08,517
there's no shot Lorne knew
who Avery Johnson was.
341
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:09,685
And I was committed.
342
00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:11,937
-"He does a good
Avery Johnson."
343
00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:14,023
-I said, "Pass me the ball."
344
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:16,859
I just kept saying,
"Pass me the ball."
345
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,694
-I pass the ball to them a lot.
346
00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,821
I don't really shoot. Mm-hmm.
347
00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:24,533
Mm, we -- Hopefully, we can keep
winning championships.
348
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,702
Mm-hmm. That's pretty much it.
349
00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:28,204
Thank you. Can I go?
350
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,039
That's pretty much it,
my Avery Johnson.
351
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:31,874
The admiral --
-Lorne's a huge NBA guy.
352
00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,667
-Lorne was just sitting there.
I'll never forget.
353
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,378
He was just sitting there,
looking at me,
354
00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:40,466
and I ended, like, with a weird,
like, "That was Avery Johnson."
355
00:13:40,508 --> 00:13:41,801
[ Both laugh ]
356
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,886
Like, nobody said anything.
-To silence.
357
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,429
-Silence. Silence.
It was the worst --
358
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,931
Then, I did, like, my De Niro.
359
00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:49,517
-But my audition was
to complete silence, as well.
360
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:50,768
-They say it was
legendary, though.
361
00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,812
-It was --
-Silent, but funny as fuck
362
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,772
is what people refer to it as.
-I don't know.
363
00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:57,316
I mean, you know,
you were just --
364
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,735
I forget, did you have
to do it in the studio?
365
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,612
-Yeah.
I was in the studio, onstage.
366
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,030
-So, same sort of thing.
367
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:05,408
And you're just in that,
you know, 8H,
368
00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:08,869
where they've filmed
the show since 1975.
369
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:10,413
Big, empty studio.
370
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:12,915
You and a camera and Lorne
in the shadows,
371
00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:15,334
and extremely intimidating.
372
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,044
-But how did you prepare?
373
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,256
I remember them telling me they
wanted, like, some characters.
374
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:21,799
-Yeah.
-They said, "Just get in there.
375
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,217
Like, it's best
if you show characters.
376
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:24,927
Show them what you can do."
And I was like,
377
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,595
"Well, I don't really
do characters,
378
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,013
but I could do some stand-up.
379
00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:29,473
I'll try to incorporate
some characters."
380
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:30,933
It was the shit-- It was bad.
381
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,643
It was probably one of the worst
displays of talent
382
00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:34,437
I've ever put on
in my fucking life.
383
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:36,397
-But it's hard.
-If I'd have got that show,
384
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,108
it really would have been
a mystery as to how,
385
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,693
when I look back at it today.
386
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,528
-"I'm definitely gonna do
my Avery Johnson.
387
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:46,115
I know that.
388
00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:47,825
[ Gasping ]
Where's my notepad?
389
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:50,619
Avery Johnson, 'SNL' audition."
390
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,872
-[ Laughs ]
391
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:54,832
-You committed to the Avery.
-I really did.
392
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:58,002
I really did, man.
-I did --
393
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,171
Yeah, they did the same sort --
They did --
394
00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:04,633
If you could do it,
a celebrity impersonation,
395
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:08,804
a character of your choice,
and a political impersonation.
396
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:10,139
-Yeah, I had no political.
397
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:14,977
-And do it for five
to eight minutes.
398
00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:17,480
And if you can't do any of that,
just be funny.
399
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,482
So,
400
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:23,402
I had a kind of, once again,
401
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:27,323
obscure celebrity impersonation
in the world of sports,
402
00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:30,159
but Harry Caray, the announcer
of the Chicago Cubs --
403
00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:31,952
-Yes.
-...who, while I was at
404
00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:35,164
The Groundlings --
or while I was working in L.A.,
405
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,876
I'd come home at lunch
'cause I lived close enough
406
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:42,171
to eat lunch at my house,
my apartment.
407
00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:46,300
And they would have
the Cubs day games on.
408
00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,927
And I didn't know
anything about the Cubs,
409
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,929
But I'd turn on
the baseball game, "Oh,"
410
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:54,975
and see this guy, Harry Caray,
you know, just --
411
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:57,311
I was like, "Who is this guy?
I've never..."
412
00:15:57,353 --> 00:16:00,314
Growing up in L.A.,
I wasn't familiar with him.
413
00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:04,151
And for those baseball fans,
for those Chicago Cubs fans --
414
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:06,362
-He was the best thing ever.
-...he's a legendary guy who,
415
00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:09,031
you know, towards the middle
to end of his career
416
00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:11,867
would just say
the most bizarre stuff.
417
00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:14,912
And literally, I was watching
one afternoon,
418
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:17,373
and he was like --
419
00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:21,043
You know, he'd get confused
with the names of the players.
420
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:23,879
He'd be like, you know,
421
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:27,925
"DeSantos back
for the pop ball.
422
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,719
He drops it.
423
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,096
Oh, he lost it in the sun.
424
00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:35,808
Here's something
I'll never understand.
425
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:40,563
DeSantos grew up
in the Dominican Republic.
426
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:43,858
It's sunny the whole time.
427
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:48,404
He's staring into the sun
24 hours a day,
428
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,406
and yet he drops the ball.
429
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,741
Oh.
430
00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:54,660
Anyway.
431
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:57,246
Two in one count --" Like,
432
00:16:57,288 --> 00:16:59,457
and I'm like, I was just
thinking, "Who is this guy?
433
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,792
How is he allowed to be
on television?"
434
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:04,837
-[ Laughing ]
-And...
435
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:06,756
another time,
he'd get really mad
436
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:10,509
when the Cubs
were not playing well.
437
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,763
And there was a pitcher --
-[ Laughing ]
438
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,056
-There was a pitcher
for the Cubs
439
00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:16,932
named Heathcliff Slocumb,
440
00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:19,643
and he was like, you know,
441
00:17:19,685 --> 00:17:22,938
"Two one f-fast ball. Heathcliff
442
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:27,068
sets the pitch,
and the pitch, high ball three.
443
00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:30,821
If he's throwing hard,
I'm a Chinaman."
444
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:32,948
[ Laughter ]
And I was like, "What?
445
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,367
What did he just say?"
446
00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:38,704
And, yeah. So, just always
all over the place.
447
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:41,374
But anyway, I'd written a sketch
at The Groundlings
448
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:45,336
that it was Harry Caray
doing a play reading,
449
00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:47,797
because it was --
The baseball strike was on,
450
00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:50,633
and he was out of a job, so...
451
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,134
What happened, Carol?
452
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:54,303
I feel hollow inside.
453
00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:57,431
My heart is black,
and I hate you.
454
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,350
Sweet Jesus.
455
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:03,813
So, I did Harry Caray doing
a play reading for my audition.
456
00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:07,233
I think I did Bill Clinton?
457
00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:11,529
Oh, no, no, I did Ted Kennedy
458
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:14,156
doing stand-up comedy.
459
00:18:14,198 --> 00:18:18,160
And then, I did this sketch,
460
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,371
another sketch from The
Groundlings that ended up being,
461
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,915
I think, what got me
the job in the first place,
462
00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:24,709
was this guy --
-Your original sketch?
463
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,461
-...yelling at his kids
to get off the shed.
464
00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:32,007
And he's a guy doing
a barbecue with neighbors,
465
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:34,301
and he's just having
a benign conversation,
466
00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:37,888
talking about
stupid suburban stuff,
467
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,516
and then he would yell,
off-camera.
468
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:44,520
You don't see what's happening,
was like, "Hey, you want to --
469
00:18:44,562 --> 00:18:47,523
Hey, kids, you want to do me
a favor and get off that shed?
470
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:50,443
Stop -- Stop crawling
on the utility shed.
471
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:51,569
Okay?
472
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,070
Thanks, pal.
473
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,363
Thanks, buddy.
474
00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:57,283
Anyway, my golf game is great.
475
00:18:57,324 --> 00:18:59,827
I found a new sand wedge
I just love.
476
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,288
It just cuts right through,
you know. Beautiful.
477
00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:03,622
You been playing a lot
of golf lately?"
478
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,208
-Yeah, a little bit.
-"Get off the shed!"
479
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,376
-Yeah.
480
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:09,420
Wow. Wow.
481
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:10,838
-Yeah. And I --
482
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,215
That was the game
of that sketch.
483
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:16,385
Just yelling at kids off-camera.
484
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:17,762
So, that was my audition. Yeah.
485
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,181
-Will, an amazing conversation
we're having,
486
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:22,558
but unfortunately, we do
have to pay some bills.
487
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,310
Guys, we're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back
488
00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:25,728
with more "Hart to Heart"
after this.
489
00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:27,563
-Anybody want a burger?
Who wants a burger?
490
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:30,232
These are just about --
just about done here.
491
00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:32,693
Get off the Goddamn shed!
492
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:38,491
**
493
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,208
**
494
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,834
-Alright. We're back.
495
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,669
This is still "Hart to Heart,"
and I'm still talking
496
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,339
to the legend himself,
Mr. Will Ferrell.
497
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:56,133
Will, you get "SNL."
498
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:57,760
Finding your wheelhouse
499
00:19:57,802 --> 00:20:00,930
into becoming a not just fan
favorite but a show favorite,
500
00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:03,682
how long did it take you to get
into the place where,
501
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,685
"Okay, I'm in the system
of the norm and the regular.
502
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,354
Although I'm doing the work...
-Yeah.
503
00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:10,356
-...everybody feels
like they can work with me
504
00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:13,609
and provide me with material
as I do for them, as well."
505
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:15,695
-I hate to keep saying
that I got lucky,
506
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,739
but once again, you know,
507
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,325
the year that I got hired,
508
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,369
I think it was eight
new cast members,
509
00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,870
a brand-new writing staff.
510
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:29,041
So, we were just thrown
into the fire together.
511
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,419
So they --
512
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:35,381
Lorne kind of had to use
all of us, and it wasn't --
513
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:39,051
Usually, cast members
are kind of piecemealed,
514
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:42,888
one or two, you know,
every year or --
515
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:47,435
But we were all thrown in there
and, you know --
516
00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:52,148
So, that way, it almost created
this even playing field.
517
00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:53,691
-Mm-hmm.
518
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:58,070
-And everyone, you know --
It was on the verge --
519
00:20:58,112 --> 00:20:59,739
I mean, the year that --
520
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,908
That was the '95-'96 season.
-Wow.
521
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,327
-And, so, the year before
522
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:07,538
was the last year
for Sandler and Farley
523
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:10,624
and Dana Carvey and Mike --
Everyone had left.
524
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:14,920
So, we're here
with this brand-new crew,
525
00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:17,590
and we're going up against --
Dana Carvey had a sketch show.
526
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,216
Howard Stern had a sketch show.
527
00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:20,843
"Mad TV" started.
528
00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:23,763
And I think that there was
another sketch show,
529
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,932
all going up against "SNL"
for the first time ever.
530
00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:29,435
No one would ever go up against
the show in its time slot.
531
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,103
-"Living Color"
wasn't around then, right?
532
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:33,647
"Living Color" was --
-"Living Color" already was --
533
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,274
-Was it already done,
or was it later in the '90s?
534
00:21:35,316 --> 00:21:36,859
-No, I think it was --
-When it was done?
535
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,152
-I'm not sure.
536
00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:39,445
-They were in
the wheelhouse of that.
537
00:21:39,487 --> 00:21:40,780
-Yeah.
-I remember the "Mad TV" times,
538
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,281
and all that stuff
was together then. Yeah.
539
00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:44,283
-It was --
There was blood in the water,
540
00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:45,868
and all the networks
could sense it.
541
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,286
It was like, "This is the time
to take them down."
542
00:21:47,328 --> 00:21:51,624
So, we were like,
"Well, here we are.
543
00:21:51,665 --> 00:21:53,959
Our backs are against the wall.
544
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:57,588
Let's just have fun," you know,
and we kind of --
545
00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,841
You know, everyone was just
kind of pulling on the same oar.
546
00:22:00,883 --> 00:22:02,468
And so, I had to be used.
547
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:06,222
The writers kind of had to
use me, right from the get-go.
548
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,556
-There comes a point
on the show
549
00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:09,392
where you have
to make a decision.
550
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:13,104
And that decision is,
"Okay, what's next for me?"
551
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:15,314
And some make it.
Some don't. Right?
552
00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,983
Some choose to make the decision
to go on
553
00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:20,319
and figure out the next version
of their career,
554
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:22,321
and some say, "No, I'm fine."
555
00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,948
And it's okay, by the way.
-Right.
556
00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:26,534
-Whatever it is
that you choose to do
557
00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:29,787
that's best for you
and your opportunity.
558
00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:31,747
The world of movie star that's
on the other side of "SNL,"
559
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:33,332
you don't know about.
-Sure.
560
00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:34,834
-But there's a feeling
of, like, Goddamn.
561
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,002
I mean, you were "SNL."
562
00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:38,671
You were the face.
563
00:22:38,713 --> 00:22:41,716
By the way, which is a fucking
amazing accomplishment
564
00:22:41,757 --> 00:22:43,676
because there's only
a certain amount of people
565
00:22:43,718 --> 00:22:46,011
that actually became the face.
566
00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:50,850
You share that title with a few.
567
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,393
Okay, fuck.
568
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,437
Movies are next.
569
00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:58,149
I'm going to not only go
and do this,
570
00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:01,861
but you later took a team,
and you had some creators
571
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:06,323
that you then developed with
and started to do more things.
572
00:23:06,365 --> 00:23:08,367
But the actual decision
of "I'm out" --
573
00:23:08,409 --> 00:23:10,453
-Yeah.
-That's a hard one to make.
574
00:23:10,494 --> 00:23:12,747
When -- What was your thing
575
00:23:12,788 --> 00:23:15,666
that made you go,
"Okay, it has to be now.
576
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,502
I got to go now," and why?
577
00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:21,213
-It was just time
to take a flying leap,
578
00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:24,467
and that's what hap--
579
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:29,513
I had filmed "Old School"
580
00:23:29,555 --> 00:23:33,684
during that sixth
and seventh season.
581
00:23:33,726 --> 00:23:36,353
-"Old School" you did
while being on the show.
582
00:23:36,395 --> 00:23:39,398
-On the show,
so I was going back and forth,
583
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,901
but that hadn't come out yet.
584
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:46,489
And that didn't come out
till after I left the show.
585
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:49,408
And other than that,
I only had this --
586
00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:52,870
We had this other project
that needed a lot of work
587
00:23:52,912 --> 00:23:54,747
but was kind of
an interesting concept,
588
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:57,750
about a human who was raised
by elves up at the North Pole.
589
00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,502
-Yeah, your socks.
-And socks.
590
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,128
-Yeah, your socks.
591
00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:04,340
"Elf" happened.
"Elf" becomes this massive hit.
592
00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:06,300
By the way, "Old School,"
the same, right?
593
00:24:06,342 --> 00:24:07,885
But you --
-Well, yeah.
594
00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:10,388
And so, then --
-It's lining up.
595
00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:12,014
"Night at the Roxbury."
-Yeah.
596
00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:15,976
-One of my, honest, all-time
favorite movies, just from --
597
00:24:16,018 --> 00:24:17,937
That's where you started
to understand, like,
598
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,980
the opportunities
that come from "SNL,"
599
00:24:20,022 --> 00:24:23,234
based off of their most
popular sketches,
600
00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:26,529
could go and springboard
into films.
601
00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:29,782
-They were great to kind of
just get your feet wet.
602
00:24:29,824 --> 00:24:34,370
But then, super fortunate
in that the first three movies
603
00:24:34,412 --> 00:24:36,414
after I leave the show
are "Old School,"
604
00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:38,457
"Elf," and "Anchorman."
-Yeah. Bang, bang, bang.
605
00:24:38,499 --> 00:24:39,917
-Yeah.
-It kind of lined up.
606
00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:42,962
With the world of success
from the show
607
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:47,049
versus the world of success,
like, with the movies after,
608
00:24:47,091 --> 00:24:49,885
there's a significant change,
of course, in attention.
609
00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:51,429
How did you handle that?
610
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:53,806
'Cause you're not a guy
that loves the world
611
00:24:53,848 --> 00:24:56,058
of, "pop, pop, pop," paparazzi,
612
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,560
all this shit.
How did you handle --
613
00:24:57,601 --> 00:24:59,019
-Unlike you. You love it.
-Well, okay.
614
00:24:59,061 --> 00:25:00,646
What the fuck does that mean?
-You love it.
615
00:25:00,688 --> 00:25:02,106
-What does that mean?
-Oh. Pop, pop, pop.
616
00:25:02,148 --> 00:25:04,650
-What does that mean?
-You love the lights.
617
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:05,901
-What is that?
What are you saying?
618
00:25:05,943 --> 00:25:07,820
-Yeah.
-What do you mean, "Yeah"?
619
00:25:07,862 --> 00:25:09,155
What is that?
620
00:25:09,196 --> 00:25:13,200
-No, I -- 'cause my hobby,
I'm a paparazzi
621
00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:14,452
when I have downtime.
-Okay.
622
00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:15,828
-And I love following you
around town.
623
00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:17,413
-No, you don't.
You don't follow me around.
624
00:25:17,455 --> 00:25:18,956
-You always give us great shots.
-No, Will.
625
00:25:18,998 --> 00:25:21,000
-Thank you. From the paparazzi
community, thank you.
626
00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:24,670
-You don't -- You're not
a fucking paparazzi, so stop it.
627
00:25:24,712 --> 00:25:29,467
-Alright. Maybe one day,
they'll let me in.
628
00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:31,052
I don't know.
-How did you handle it?
629
00:25:31,093 --> 00:25:33,012
-I didn't really...
630
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:37,058
There was -- I do remember
walking around New York...
631
00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:42,438
...after the opening weekend
of "Elf,"
632
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,982
and that was the real first time
633
00:25:45,024 --> 00:25:47,610
where my wife and I
are walking around,
634
00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:49,987
and people are
following us around.
635
00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:54,617
And that was kind of
636
00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:56,744
a little exciting,
in a weird way,
637
00:25:56,786 --> 00:25:59,747
and a little alarming.
638
00:25:59,789 --> 00:26:02,541
We were like,
"Why is this guy walking --
639
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:04,543
Someone's on the other side
of the sidewalk,
640
00:26:04,585 --> 00:26:05,878
walking the same speed as I am."
641
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,421
-Yeah.
-"That's a weird feeling.
642
00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:08,964
What are they doing?"
643
00:26:09,006 --> 00:26:12,009
And then, "Why is he dressed
in all black?"
644
00:26:12,051 --> 00:26:14,220
And then, "Why is he
holding a big camera?"
645
00:26:14,261 --> 00:26:16,680
-What's he doing? Why are they
taking pictures of me?
646
00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:18,391
-"Who's he photographing?
Oh! Me."
647
00:26:18,432 --> 00:26:22,895
-You've never really bought into
the idea of the fame, though.
648
00:26:22,937 --> 00:26:23,979
That's not you.
649
00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:25,398
You love the job.
You do the job.
650
00:26:25,439 --> 00:26:27,608
But you never bought into,
651
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,403
"I'm famous, I'm Will Ferrell,
and here I am."
652
00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,405
Like, that's not
your cup of tea.
653
00:26:32,446 --> 00:26:34,490
-Yeah.
-And you're very frugal.
654
00:26:34,532 --> 00:26:36,242
You're a cheap ass.
655
00:26:36,283 --> 00:26:37,451
You're a fucking cheap ass.
656
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,412
You don't spend
any of your money.
657
00:26:39,453 --> 00:26:41,080
How much do you have saved? Huh?
658
00:26:41,122 --> 00:26:43,582
How much do you
fucking have saved?
659
00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:46,085
Jesus Christ. I've never
seen anybody save more of it
660
00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:47,503
in my Goddamn life.
661
00:26:47,545 --> 00:26:48,921
Nothing.
You don't spend a fucking dime.
662
00:26:48,963 --> 00:26:50,965
-Have you looked into
my financial statements?
663
00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,718
-I know you don't spend
fucking money. You don't care.
664
00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:55,469
You still got your BlackBerry?
665
00:26:55,511 --> 00:26:57,263
-I wish. It crumbled.
666
00:26:57,304 --> 00:27:00,599
-You had it for a long time.
-Crumbled to dust.
667
00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,769
That BlackBerry, though. Ahh.
Don't you miss it?
668
00:27:03,811 --> 00:27:06,647
-No!
-The textured keyboard?
669
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:09,108
[ Sighs ]
Just the sensation
670
00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:10,776
of that "clack, clack, clack,
clack, clack, clack"?
671
00:27:10,818 --> 00:27:12,611
Ah. "Brick Breaker"?
672
00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:15,239
Relax with a little
"Brick Breaker"?
673
00:27:15,281 --> 00:27:16,949
Yeah.
674
00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:22,121
-Why -- Why have you not truly
bought into the higher side?
675
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:23,622
What keeps you grounded?
676
00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:27,293
What keeps you
in the humble thinking space?
677
00:27:27,334 --> 00:27:30,129
-Because I grew up
678
00:27:30,171 --> 00:27:33,507
a little bit around it,
enough to see --
679
00:27:33,549 --> 00:27:37,762
You know, like I was saying,
my dad was a working musician.
680
00:27:37,803 --> 00:27:40,973
And he lived hand to mouth,
you know?
681
00:27:41,015 --> 00:27:46,062
There'd be -- He'd be playing
gigs for six months
682
00:27:46,103 --> 00:27:49,899
at the, you know, Italian
restaurant down the street.
683
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,317
And then, he'd come home
and be like,
684
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,986
"Well, got to find
a new place to play."
685
00:27:54,028 --> 00:27:55,488
And I'm like, "What happened?"
686
00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:58,324
Like, "Nothing happened.
They love me.
687
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:01,035
They said they're just
going into a new direction."
688
00:28:01,077 --> 00:28:05,373
So he had to find a new place,
new, you know --
689
00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:09,168
I just was like, "This is --
Boy, this is tough."
690
00:28:09,210 --> 00:28:12,338
And I would go
and listen to him play,
691
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:15,424
and I thought, "I don't get it.
He sounds --
692
00:28:15,466 --> 00:28:17,968
He's as good a musician
as anyone I've ever heard.
693
00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:22,723
But why isn't, you know,
the Hollywood thing of someone
694
00:28:22,765 --> 00:28:26,644
walking into a restaurant
and discovering someone
695
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,437
and, like, signing you
to a record contract?"
696
00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:30,064
-Mm-hmm.
-"Oh, that doesn't exist."
697
00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:34,193
And so, I just always had that
in the back of my mind,
698
00:28:34,235 --> 00:28:36,153
that it's, you know --
699
00:28:36,195 --> 00:28:39,073
I've just never taken
any of it for granted, ever.
700
00:28:39,115 --> 00:28:42,368
-Yeah. Talking comedy?
Oh, it doesn't get better.
701
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:43,911
But we do have to pay bills.
702
00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:46,997
We got more "Hart to Heart"
coming up after this.
703
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:52,795
**
704
00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:01,303
**
705
00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:03,723
-Welcome back.
This is "Hart to Heart,"
706
00:29:03,764 --> 00:29:05,891
and I still am talking
to Will Ferrell.
707
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:08,853
Will, you got
a lot of kids, right?
708
00:29:08,894 --> 00:29:10,271
-How many?
-Lot of kids.
709
00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,273
-You got like four kids, right?
-I got a lot.
710
00:29:12,314 --> 00:29:14,608
-How many you have?
711
00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,527
Four. Four.
712
00:29:16,569 --> 00:29:18,696
No, you don't have that many.
-No, I have three.
713
00:29:18,738 --> 00:29:20,364
-Three, three kids.
-Three kids.
714
00:29:20,406 --> 00:29:21,407
-Active.
715
00:29:21,449 --> 00:29:22,450
-Active.
-Hey.
716
00:29:22,491 --> 00:29:25,202
-Active. One's out, though.
717
00:29:25,244 --> 00:29:27,413
-What's that mean?
-Out -- At college.
718
00:29:27,455 --> 00:29:28,873
-Oh, okay. Jesus. What do you --
719
00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:31,667
-One just got kicked out.
-What'd he do?
720
00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:33,669
-At a certain point, you decide.
721
00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,212
-Your relationship
with your kids
722
00:29:35,254 --> 00:29:37,006
and your kids' relationship
with you,
723
00:29:37,048 --> 00:29:39,008
especially in regards
to what you do for a living,
724
00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:40,634
have they found a nice balance?
725
00:29:40,676 --> 00:29:42,762
-Yeah, but it's similar.
726
00:29:42,803 --> 00:29:45,139
They're -- They --
727
00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:51,395
We don't talk about
what I do so much.
728
00:29:51,437 --> 00:29:52,772
-Mm-hmm.
729
00:29:52,813 --> 00:29:54,648
-To the point where I'm like,
730
00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:55,816
"God, do they even
like what I do?
731
00:29:55,858 --> 00:29:57,485
Do they even think I'm funny?"
732
00:29:57,526 --> 00:30:02,239
But I think they secretly
are very proud and --
733
00:30:02,281 --> 00:30:05,493
-Absolutely.
-Yeah, and like that stuff.
734
00:30:05,534 --> 00:30:06,911
But we've never made it a point
735
00:30:06,952 --> 00:30:10,206
to make what I do
such a big deal.
736
00:30:10,247 --> 00:30:11,248
-Yeah.
737
00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:16,295
-And, yeah,
I just try to be Dad,
738
00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:18,339
try to listen to them,
try to offer advice, all that.
739
00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:20,424
-It's not try.
I mean, you actually do do it.
740
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:23,052
-No, I have to try.
-Well, you're not trying, Will.
741
00:30:23,094 --> 00:30:25,763
You do a good job of it.
You're a good dad.
742
00:30:25,805 --> 00:30:30,017
Like, I think -- No, don't do --
No, that's not -- Don't do that.
743
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:32,645
That's not --
You have nothing -- No.
744
00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:34,021
-I just want to say --
-No, Will.
745
00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:35,981
You don't have to do that.
-Here's to me.
746
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:37,983
-No, cheers to you
being a good dad.
747
00:30:38,025 --> 00:30:40,778
-How many barrels of wine
are in this place?
748
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:42,488
-Okay. Don't do that.
Will, it's a lot.
749
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:44,907
-Just goes back there forever.
-Yeah, we're gonna go --
750
00:30:44,949 --> 00:30:46,784
We're gonna get into
some of them, okay?
751
00:30:46,826 --> 00:30:48,953
-Is it haunted?
-No. It's not haunted.
752
00:30:48,994 --> 00:30:51,205
Let's just finish
the conversation, right?
753
00:30:51,247 --> 00:30:53,833
No need to even
address the barrels.
754
00:30:53,874 --> 00:30:55,334
I want to know this from you.
755
00:30:55,376 --> 00:30:56,877
Doing a lot of movies,
of course,
756
00:30:56,919 --> 00:30:58,421
you have to have your favorite.
Right?
757
00:30:58,462 --> 00:31:00,506
-Yeah.
-Who's the favorite person,
758
00:31:00,548 --> 00:31:02,341
I guess you could say,
that you've been able
759
00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:05,010
to attach yourself to in comedy,
you've shared the screen with?
760
00:31:05,052 --> 00:31:06,512
Who's your favorite?
761
00:31:06,554 --> 00:31:08,639
You can leave me out of it.
I don't want the pressure
762
00:31:08,681 --> 00:31:10,433
of you feeling like you've got
to say me 'cause I'm here.
763
00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:13,644
I already know where you put me,
so let's not even do that.
764
00:31:13,686 --> 00:31:14,770
-Oh, good.
-Alright?
765
00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:17,189
-'Cause you're number 15.
766
00:31:17,231 --> 00:31:20,234
You're probably the 15th
best person I've worked with.
767
00:31:20,276 --> 00:31:22,028
And that's high,
'cause I've done a ton.
768
00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:23,237
-Yeah. I'll take it.
769
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,156
I'm saying --
-You're top 15.
770
00:31:25,197 --> 00:31:28,200
-But that's what I'm saying. You
didn't have to say it at all.
771
00:31:28,242 --> 00:31:32,079
-I mean, obviously, created
a bond with John C. Reilly.
772
00:31:32,121 --> 00:31:34,832
-Mm-hmm.
-Super fun, great guy.
773
00:31:34,874 --> 00:31:38,002
-So, why can't you
just say John C. Reilly?
774
00:31:38,044 --> 00:31:39,253
-I did, didn't I?
-No, you said,
775
00:31:39,295 --> 00:31:40,713
"Obviously, I created a bond,"
776
00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:43,841
but you didn't say,
"John C. Reilly is my favorite."
777
00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:46,260
-I don't know if I --
I mean, yes. Okay.
778
00:31:46,302 --> 00:31:48,137
-You're stuttering.
It's a simple question, Will.
779
00:31:48,179 --> 00:31:49,430
-John C. Reilly.
-Okay.
780
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,931
-But I've enjoyed --
-So, you think
781
00:31:50,973 --> 00:31:52,933
John C. Reilly's better than me?
-Oh, man.
782
00:31:52,975 --> 00:31:54,310
-I'm not putting you
on the spot.
783
00:31:54,351 --> 00:31:55,895
By the way, I don't even care.
-This was a trap.
784
00:31:55,936 --> 00:31:57,229
-I don't even care.
I don't want you to think
785
00:31:57,271 --> 00:31:58,647
that I'm even into this
'cause I'm not.
786
00:31:58,689 --> 00:32:03,027
But if I was, you think
he's better to work with?
787
00:32:03,069 --> 00:32:04,945
If so, why?
-You told me it didn't matter.
788
00:32:04,987 --> 00:32:06,947
-It doesn't. Forget it.
Throw it out the window.
789
00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:08,407
Throw it out the window.
Close it.
790
00:32:08,449 --> 00:32:09,909
Throw it out the window
and close the window.
791
00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:11,327
-I'm not saying
he's better than you.
792
00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:13,120
-Yeah. And by the way,
if he was, that's fine.
793
00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,580
-Okay. No, I'm not saying that.
794
00:32:14,622 --> 00:32:15,998
-Yeah. It's fine.
795
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,917
-'Cause we all have
our distinct --
796
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,461
-Exactly.
-...abilities, what we do better
797
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,171
than other people,
this, that, and the other.
798
00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:26,092
-Is that why you've never done
another movie with me?
799
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,218
Huh.
-Yes.
800
00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:29,303
-Wow.
-That is it.
801
00:32:29,345 --> 00:32:32,014
[ Both laugh ]
802
00:32:32,056 --> 00:32:33,682
That's totally it.
803
00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:36,060
-No, you and John C. Reilly
are something different.
804
00:32:36,102 --> 00:32:40,314
It's a comedy duo that --
805
00:32:40,356 --> 00:32:43,693
The thing that --
The action that's happening,
806
00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:47,029
especially in regards to comedy,
is obviously not written.
807
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:49,031
But the comfort that you guys
have in one another
808
00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:51,283
and the trust that you guys
have in one another
809
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:55,287
and the ability to, like,
exchange the levels, right?
810
00:32:55,329 --> 00:32:56,706
When I look at you guys
in "Step Brothers,"
811
00:32:56,747 --> 00:32:58,958
and I look at you guys
in "Talladega Nights,"
812
00:32:58,999 --> 00:33:01,293
I'm looking at two
different performances,
813
00:33:01,335 --> 00:33:04,088
but I'm also looking at
a changing of the guard
814
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,506
in both situations.
-Yeah.
815
00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:08,217
-And there's scenes
where you guys are clearly
816
00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:10,594
giving the other the world of.
-Yeah. For sure.
817
00:33:10,636 --> 00:33:15,641
And that kind of common goal
of, you know,
818
00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:20,062
just playing it through
the character, as opposed to --
819
00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:22,857
Yeah, not keeping track
of who's gonna --
820
00:33:22,898 --> 00:33:24,191
-Do what.
-...end up funnier.
821
00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:28,612
-Yeah. You don't care enough.
-You don't care.
822
00:33:28,654 --> 00:33:31,699
Just serving the story.
823
00:33:31,741 --> 00:33:34,785
But I was also gonna say
824
00:33:34,827 --> 00:33:37,079
what's really been enjoyable
825
00:33:37,121 --> 00:33:40,041
has been working
with non-comedic actors
826
00:33:40,082 --> 00:33:41,709
who find a way --
827
00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:45,337
So, like, if we're gonna use
"Step Brothers" as an example,
828
00:33:45,379 --> 00:33:46,922
Richard Jenkins.
-Oh, my God.
829
00:33:46,964 --> 00:33:48,674
-Casting someone like
Richard Jenkins
830
00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:51,469
and getting this amazing
comedic performance out of him.
831
00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:53,262
-Grounded comedic performance.
-Exactly.
832
00:33:53,304 --> 00:33:54,597
-Grounded.
-That's like --
833
00:33:54,638 --> 00:33:56,140
-It balances out
for what you're doing.
834
00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:59,226
That's the beauty
to what you do well.
835
00:33:59,268 --> 00:34:02,563
That's the thing that
I learned from working with you.
836
00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:04,148
It wasn't about the joke.
837
00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:07,026
The jokes were clearly there,
838
00:34:07,068 --> 00:34:09,904
but you chose
the performance of low
839
00:34:09,945 --> 00:34:13,074
that got the reaction of high,
which is kind of genius.
840
00:34:13,115 --> 00:34:14,575
It's kind of fucking genius.
841
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:17,453
-But when are we gonna do
another thing together?
842
00:34:17,495 --> 00:34:19,580
-I'll be honest, Will. I don't
want to work with you again.
843
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,207
-Oh.
-Yeah.
844
00:34:21,248 --> 00:34:22,958
I don't really know.
845
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,295
I don't have an excuse, either.
I just kind of don't.
846
00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:28,422
You know how you
make your mind up?
847
00:34:28,464 --> 00:34:30,424
-So I'm like --
-Yeah, I'm done.
848
00:34:30,466 --> 00:34:32,468
-Okay.
-Yeah. But this is cool.
849
00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:36,263
So, what I really want
to get into is just --
850
00:34:36,305 --> 00:34:38,057
-Do I have to sit through this?
851
00:34:38,099 --> 00:34:41,018
Do I have to continue
to sit here? Ben?
852
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,603
-Man, I would --
-But, like, there's no chance?
853
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,188
-No. What are you talking about?
Absolutely.
854
00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:46,607
-But I feel like --
-Abso-fucking-lutely.
855
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:49,610
-I feel like I've been like,
"Hey, Kevin. Remember me?"
856
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,529
And you've been like,
"Bang, bang, bang, bang."
857
00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:53,114
-Doing stuff.
-Boom, boom, boom.
858
00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:54,281
-Yeah.
-Body blow, body blow.
859
00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:55,616
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
860
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,285
-Yeah.
-Right?
861
00:34:58,327 --> 00:34:59,578
-Kind of.
-Okay.
862
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,789
-Yeah.
But we'll figure it out, man.
863
00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:03,165
-Okay. Alright.
864
00:35:03,207 --> 00:35:05,084
-I've been --
-Butch and Sundance.
865
00:35:05,126 --> 00:35:06,419
-Yeah. Come on, man.
-Yeah.
866
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:07,795
-You already know.
-Back together again.
867
00:35:07,837 --> 00:35:09,797
-If I got to tell you,
then you ain't listening.
868
00:35:09,839 --> 00:35:11,632
-Okay.
-Come on, now.
869
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:14,969
-I want that on a T-shirt.
870
00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:17,596
"If I got to tell you again...
871
00:35:17,638 --> 00:35:19,140
you ain't listening."
-"You ain't listening." Right.
872
00:35:19,181 --> 00:35:20,558
-On the back.
-Right there.
873
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:22,017
-That means it's on the back.
-Right there.
874
00:35:22,059 --> 00:35:23,644
-Yep.
-I could say this, too.
875
00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:26,981
This is gonna make you laugh.
-But we had a great time.
876
00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:28,399
-We had a fucking
fantastic time.
877
00:35:28,441 --> 00:35:30,359
You're in a bit every day.
878
00:35:30,401 --> 00:35:32,903
-Remember you and the boys
pulling up in the park?
879
00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,447
-Yes. Rap music.
-Rap music.
880
00:35:34,488 --> 00:35:37,825
-Rap music blasting.
-Blasting.
881
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:41,871
Entire crew of people
882
00:35:41,912 --> 00:35:43,330
going, "What's going on?"
883
00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:45,207
I knew it was you guys.
884
00:35:45,249 --> 00:35:48,502
And you get out of the truck,
and you're like...
885
00:35:48,544 --> 00:35:50,254
-[ Laughs ]
886
00:35:50,296 --> 00:35:51,756
-And I think I'm in
the middle of a take,
887
00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:54,133
and I just turn and I'm like...
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
888
00:35:54,175 --> 00:35:55,384
-Right back at you.
-We were in sync.
889
00:35:55,426 --> 00:35:56,761
-Don't say anything
for 30 seconds.
890
00:35:56,802 --> 00:35:58,471
-We were in sync.
-Just point at each other.
891
00:35:58,512 --> 00:35:59,764
-Hip-hop. What's going on, baby?
892
00:35:59,805 --> 00:36:01,140
That's how I show up to set.
893
00:36:01,182 --> 00:36:03,017
-The director's like,
"Um, can we get back..."
894
00:36:03,059 --> 00:36:04,185
-We set the tone, baby.
895
00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:05,519
-Set the tone.
-Set the tone.
896
00:36:05,561 --> 00:36:07,188
That's how every day of work
started, too,
897
00:36:07,229 --> 00:36:09,523
with a nice piece of tone
that was set.
898
00:36:09,565 --> 00:36:12,068
Yeah, well, you know what? We're
gonna take a break after that.
899
00:36:12,109 --> 00:36:13,319
I am your favorite.
900
00:36:13,361 --> 00:36:14,862
Guys, we're gonna go
take a break.
901
00:36:14,904 --> 00:36:17,531
We got more "Hart to Heart"
coming up after this.
902
00:36:17,573 --> 00:36:23,454
**
903
00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:32,213
**
904
00:36:32,254 --> 00:36:34,382
-And we're back.
This is still "Hart to Heart,"
905
00:36:34,423 --> 00:36:36,550
and I'm Kevin Hart,
and I'm with Will Ferrell.
906
00:36:36,592 --> 00:36:41,514
Will, man,
such an amazing journey.
907
00:36:41,555 --> 00:36:43,432
What does Will Ferrell
want to be known as,
908
00:36:43,474 --> 00:36:45,434
when it's all said and done?
909
00:36:49,146 --> 00:36:53,943
-Definitely someone who
910
00:36:53,984 --> 00:36:56,904
wasn't afraid to take chances,
911
00:36:56,946 --> 00:37:00,950
always was -- continued to --
912
00:37:00,991 --> 00:37:06,580
whether the choices worked
or not, made surprising choices.
913
00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:08,666
-Mm-hmm.
914
00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:12,670
-Also was -- treated everyone
fairly and with respect.
915
00:37:12,712 --> 00:37:14,630
-Respect, I think that's
the biggest thing about you,
916
00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:16,674
that's attached to your name.
-Yeah.
917
00:37:16,716 --> 00:37:19,051
-That follows you,
that's the most impressive.
918
00:37:19,093 --> 00:37:21,429
-But I think that's the least
you can do in this business
919
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:22,805
'cause it's such a hard --
920
00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:26,767
We've all dreamed of doing
what we're doing,
921
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:29,979
and to not, you know,
walk up to people
922
00:37:30,021 --> 00:37:32,273
and shake people on the hand
and go, "Hey, how you doing?"
923
00:37:32,314 --> 00:37:33,858
-Yeah, but I've said it a lot.
924
00:37:33,899 --> 00:37:36,902
Like, I feel like
you've got them all fooled.
925
00:37:36,944 --> 00:37:40,114
You've got them all
where you want them, right?
926
00:37:40,156 --> 00:37:41,615
'Cause I know the truth.
You're --
927
00:37:41,657 --> 00:37:44,076
-You know the truth.
-You're a dick.
928
00:37:44,118 --> 00:37:45,745
But --
-D-I-C-K.
929
00:37:45,786 --> 00:37:49,790
-Yeah. But to them,
to them, right?
930
00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:52,668
No, I'll cut this part out.
They won't see this part.
931
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:54,253
-No one's gonna
watch this anyway.
932
00:37:54,295 --> 00:37:55,629
-Wait a second. That's not --
-Wait. Huh?
933
00:37:55,671 --> 00:37:56,964
-No, Will.
-Did I say that?
934
00:37:57,006 --> 00:37:58,924
-That's not -- This is a --
[ Laughter ]
935
00:37:58,966 --> 00:38:00,051
No. No, no, no. That's not --
936
00:38:00,092 --> 00:38:01,635
Don't --
-These seven people.
937
00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:03,554
They're enjoying themselves.
-No. That has nothing to do
938
00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,639
with the fans
that watch the show.
939
00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:08,684
-These are the fans.
-No, that's our live audience.
940
00:38:08,726 --> 00:38:09,769
-Oh.
-Okay?
941
00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:11,604
We keep it intimate
in my wine cellar
942
00:38:11,645 --> 00:38:13,522
because we have to keep it --
-It's a very selective group.
943
00:38:13,564 --> 00:38:16,108
-We have to keep the temperature
at a certain level in here.
944
00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:18,110
So, everybody knows that
that drinks wine.
945
00:38:18,152 --> 00:38:20,821
So, there you have it.
946
00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:23,032
Two more. Okay? Two more.
947
00:38:23,074 --> 00:38:26,660
And these are important ones.
-I just saw the wide shot.
948
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:28,454
You're right.
My body is growing.
949
00:38:28,496 --> 00:38:30,414
-[ Snickering ]
950
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,667
-[ Exhales deeply ]
951
00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:36,170
-No. No. No, you look great.
952
00:38:36,212 --> 00:38:37,838
-Okay.
-No, you don't have to do that.
953
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,132
Two more.
954
00:38:40,174 --> 00:38:42,885
What else does Will Ferrell
want to do in the business?
955
00:38:42,927 --> 00:38:46,514
-I would like to return
to the stage
956
00:38:46,555 --> 00:38:48,307
in some way, shape, or form.
957
00:38:48,349 --> 00:38:50,017
-Wow.
-And I don't know if that's,
958
00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:52,520
like, do I try to write a play?
959
00:38:52,561 --> 00:38:55,356
Do I try to, you know, like --
960
00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:56,941
-One-man show?
961
00:38:56,982 --> 00:38:59,360
-Like, you know what would be --
962
00:38:59,402 --> 00:39:00,945
-The one you did
was fucking amazing.
963
00:39:00,986 --> 00:39:02,655
-This would take a lot of work,
but it would be, like,
964
00:39:02,697 --> 00:39:08,661
really fun to grab,
like, you and myself
965
00:39:08,703 --> 00:39:12,456
and a bunch of really
well-known comedians
966
00:39:12,498 --> 00:39:14,750
and do, like, "A Midsummer --"
967
00:39:14,792 --> 00:39:16,669
like, do Shakespeare
in the Park.
968
00:39:16,711 --> 00:39:18,087
-That's what -- Listen.
-You know what I mean?
969
00:39:18,129 --> 00:39:19,505
Like, something like that...
970
00:39:19,547 --> 00:39:21,090
-It's different.
-...that would just have people
971
00:39:21,132 --> 00:39:22,842
going, "What is going on?"
-It's different. It's unique.
972
00:39:22,883 --> 00:39:25,136
But, by the way, that's
the outside-the-box thinking
973
00:39:25,177 --> 00:39:27,888
that that's the reason why
Will Ferrell is Will Ferrell.
974
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:30,599
-I still think
along those lines.
975
00:39:30,641 --> 00:39:32,143
Yeah.
-I mean, I've never --
976
00:39:32,184 --> 00:39:35,271
I forgot who I was talking about
that wrote a play, too.
977
00:39:35,312 --> 00:39:37,815
And, you know,
the schedule was so crazy.
978
00:39:37,857 --> 00:39:39,900
So, I'm like, yeah.
I've never done it.
979
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,986
I don't know if I could.
Like, that's a lot.
980
00:39:42,028 --> 00:39:44,405
-It's a lot.
-It's a lot. It's intense.
981
00:39:44,447 --> 00:39:47,283
It is what it is,
but it's a different ballpark.
982
00:39:47,324 --> 00:39:52,663
In the world of a play,
you can do, and business aside,
983
00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:55,750
it's a limited four-day run
of some unique shit
984
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:57,793
that people are never
going to see.
985
00:39:57,835 --> 00:39:59,712
And you tape one,
and then it's available
986
00:39:59,754 --> 00:40:01,088
for people to see,
blah, blah, blah.
987
00:40:01,130 --> 00:40:02,923
That's different.
That's different. It's unique.
988
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:06,177
That schedule of --
-But here's where I'm a weirdo
989
00:40:06,218 --> 00:40:07,595
is I've heard that --
990
00:40:07,636 --> 00:40:09,096
'cause I've asked
that same question.
991
00:40:09,138 --> 00:40:12,600
'Cause the George Bush show
we did was a limited run.
992
00:40:12,641 --> 00:40:15,728
It was only 64 shows,
993
00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:17,355
but still, it was 64 --
-That's a lot.
994
00:40:17,396 --> 00:40:19,482
-It was a lot.
But that's considered
995
00:40:19,523 --> 00:40:21,359
a really short amount of time.
996
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,612
And so, I was asking people
who've done Broadway a bunch,
997
00:40:24,653 --> 00:40:26,781
I've asked, like,
"What's the allure,
998
00:40:26,822 --> 00:40:29,283
when you have to do it
six months?"
999
00:40:29,325 --> 00:40:33,120
And they've all said,
to a person, that what happens
1000
00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:37,124
is you get through
the honeymoon period.
1001
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:41,003
Then you get into this
kind of bit of a doldrums
1002
00:40:41,045 --> 00:40:44,298
where you're like, "Oh, boy.
How many more shows do I have?"
1003
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,884
And then, you come out
the other end,
1004
00:40:46,926 --> 00:40:48,386
and you've done it
so many times
1005
00:40:48,427 --> 00:40:51,680
that you start
to discover new moves
1006
00:40:51,722 --> 00:40:54,725
and new ways
of delivering the line
1007
00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,519
and surprising
each other onstage
1008
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,480
that it actually becomes
almost like a new experience
1009
00:40:59,522 --> 00:41:01,482
for the last chunk of the show.
1010
00:41:01,524 --> 00:41:04,652
So, even though
that sounds bizarre --
1011
00:41:04,694 --> 00:41:07,279
-It doesn't.
-...I would like to experience
1012
00:41:07,321 --> 00:41:10,700
what that extra freedom is like,
1013
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:12,451
after you've done it
so many times
1014
00:41:12,493 --> 00:41:14,120
that you're not
even thinking about it.
1015
00:41:14,161 --> 00:41:15,871
-You do understand
1016
00:41:15,913 --> 00:41:17,873
that you can do, like,
whatever the fuck you want?
1017
00:41:17,915 --> 00:41:20,334
-Yeah, I know.
-You do know that, right?
1018
00:41:20,376 --> 00:41:22,169
-I think I could --
-It's not think.
1019
00:41:22,211 --> 00:41:23,713
Like, you do understand --
1020
00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:26,173
-That I could go do a show?
-Like, if you said, "Guys,
1021
00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:28,217
I want to do --"
-But --
1022
00:41:28,259 --> 00:41:30,010
"I want to go on Broadway" --
1023
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,679
-Someone would go --
-"Alright."
1024
00:41:31,721 --> 00:41:34,181
-"Well, maybe this will lead
to me getting hired."
1025
00:41:34,223 --> 00:41:35,558
-Yeah.
1026
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,727
-No, I know that.
But you got to find --
1027
00:41:37,768 --> 00:41:39,186
I wouldn't want to just
do the standard thing.
1028
00:41:39,228 --> 00:41:40,688
-No, you got to crack
the code on the thing.
1029
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:42,273
-You got to crack the code
with what it is.
1030
00:41:42,314 --> 00:41:43,858
And is it an original piece?
1031
00:41:43,899 --> 00:41:45,568
I don't know.
-Absolutely.
1032
00:41:45,609 --> 00:41:50,823
I would love to see
Will Ferrell's school of improv.
1033
00:41:50,865 --> 00:41:56,704
I would love to see Will Ferrell
in a improv-like class,
1034
00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:59,874
teaching what he feels
are the anecdotes
1035
00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:02,710
to the next tiers
of success in improv.
1036
00:42:02,752 --> 00:42:04,837
Everybody wants to do improv
at your level.
1037
00:42:04,879 --> 00:42:06,756
Everybody wants to be deadpan.
1038
00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:08,382
Everybody wants to hold
the laugh.
1039
00:42:08,424 --> 00:42:11,635
Everybody wants to be able to be
in character, switch in and out.
1040
00:42:11,677 --> 00:42:13,137
Everybody wants to.
1041
00:42:13,179 --> 00:42:14,638
I would love to see
1042
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,475
Will Ferrell's
master class or class of.
1043
00:42:17,516 --> 00:42:19,018
By the way...
-I don't know if I could --
1044
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:21,395
-...the most ridiculous
fucking thing ever you could do,
1045
00:42:21,437 --> 00:42:24,732
but the funniness is in whatever
you would create it to be.
1046
00:42:24,774 --> 00:42:26,609
And it's just different.
Like, when I think of you,
1047
00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:29,195
I just think of
outside-the-box shit
1048
00:42:29,236 --> 00:42:31,197
that no one else
can touch or do.
1049
00:42:31,238 --> 00:42:32,698
And it's only a couple,
1050
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:36,035
it's only a couple
that have touched that tier.
1051
00:42:36,077 --> 00:42:38,621
And for the space
that you play in,
1052
00:42:38,662 --> 00:42:40,414
you play in it,
like, by yourself.
1053
00:42:40,456 --> 00:42:41,707
I remember, Eddie had a box
1054
00:42:41,749 --> 00:42:43,250
that he could only play in
by his self.
1055
00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:44,752
-Sure.
-Right?
1056
00:42:44,794 --> 00:42:47,922
-Jim Carrey developed this thing
that he could only be in
1057
00:42:47,963 --> 00:42:49,173
by his self.
-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure.
1058
00:42:49,215 --> 00:42:50,800
-Nobody else could be
in that thing.
1059
00:42:50,841 --> 00:42:52,134
-Yeah.
-You got a thing
1060
00:42:52,176 --> 00:42:56,472
that you are only in
by yourself, right?
1061
00:42:56,514 --> 00:42:58,349
Robin Williams
had, like, a thing
1062
00:42:58,391 --> 00:43:01,435
that was, like, by himself.
-Mm-hmm.
1063
00:43:01,477 --> 00:43:03,104
-There's not many that do it.
1064
00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:06,857
So, you know,
for that world of greats
1065
00:43:06,899 --> 00:43:10,403
and the world of greats that,
of course, we're talking about
1066
00:43:10,444 --> 00:43:13,114
that do the thing
that you've done,
1067
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,949
dude, I just hope
that you really understand --
1068
00:43:14,990 --> 00:43:16,951
-Thanks, man.
-...where you stand at it.
1069
00:43:16,992 --> 00:43:20,413
And my respect level for you,
of course, is one thing,
1070
00:43:20,454 --> 00:43:22,623
but my admiration
and appreciation
1071
00:43:22,665 --> 00:43:24,959
just for what you've done
in the business
1072
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,877
and just for what
you've done with me --
1073
00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:28,796
Like, that experience
where we worked together?
1074
00:43:28,838 --> 00:43:29,880
I learned so fucking much.
1075
00:43:29,922 --> 00:43:31,298
-Yeah.
-Like, I was young.
1076
00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:33,551
That's a young me
at a young point in my career,
1077
00:43:33,592 --> 00:43:36,804
where it was starting to rise,
and it was happening fast.
1078
00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:39,682
So, my attachment
to those that have been there,
1079
00:43:39,724 --> 00:43:41,016
that have seen it,
1080
00:43:41,058 --> 00:43:43,394
that have weathered
all types of storms
1081
00:43:43,436 --> 00:43:47,648
and know how to truly do
a project from start to finish
1082
00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:50,985
and be professional and make
everybody feel good about it --
1083
00:43:51,027 --> 00:43:53,154
you are one of
the best examples.
1084
00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:54,321
-Thank you. Yeah.
1085
00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:55,740
-You were nothing short of nice
1086
00:43:55,781 --> 00:43:57,783
and dope from the standpoint
1087
00:43:57,825 --> 00:44:00,494
of making me feel like
I was a co-star.
1088
00:44:00,536 --> 00:44:03,247
So, I hope
we do work again, Will,
1089
00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:05,833
'cause I don't know
how much time you got left.
1090
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,169
-What?
-And, you know, I would love --
1091
00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:09,754
-I'm not that old.
-...for us to fucking
1092
00:44:09,795 --> 00:44:12,840
do something
before it's too late, man.
1093
00:44:14,508 --> 00:44:16,010
-I'm here. Yeah.
1094
00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:18,137
-For now.
That's what I'm saying.
1095
00:44:18,179 --> 00:44:19,764
-It's not --
1096
00:44:19,805 --> 00:44:21,932
-That's what I'm saying.
We got to get it done.
1097
00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,059
Alright?
-Let's hurry up and do it,
1098
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,852
then, I guess.
-We have to.
1099
00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:27,772
-Is there something you know
about me that I don't know?
1100
00:44:27,813 --> 00:44:29,774
Like, medical health history?
1101
00:44:29,815 --> 00:44:32,193
What? Or something?
-See? I can't stay in it.
1102
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:35,363
See? See? That was my attempt
to stay in it.
1103
00:44:35,404 --> 00:44:36,781
No, you're absolutely right.
1104
00:44:36,822 --> 00:44:39,158
We should do it
sooner than later.
1105
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,911
-I do want
to fly out on a wire...
1106
00:44:43,913 --> 00:44:46,916
...and introduce
one of your concerts.
1107
00:44:46,957 --> 00:44:48,709
-What? No.
-Yeah.
1108
00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:50,836
-No. What are you talking about?
-With a rock guitar?
1109
00:44:50,878 --> 00:44:52,755
-No. That's not even --
That doesn't make sense.
1110
00:44:52,797 --> 00:44:54,256
-"You guys ready
for Kevin Hart?"
1111
00:44:54,298 --> 00:44:57,551
-Okay.
-[ Imitating electric guitar ]
1112
00:44:57,593 --> 00:44:59,845
Okay. Okay.
-"Ladies and gentlemen,
1113
00:44:59,887 --> 00:45:02,056
put your hands together."
1114
00:45:02,098 --> 00:45:03,933
[ Whooshing ]
Can you imagine it?
1115
00:45:03,974 --> 00:45:05,184
I'm flying out over the crowd.
1116
00:45:05,226 --> 00:45:06,769
-Yeah, I know
what you're saying.
1117
00:45:06,811 --> 00:45:11,065
-"Kevin Hart!"
[ Imitating electric guitar ]
1118
00:45:11,107 --> 00:45:12,983
-And then you fly back.
-And then I fly back.
1119
00:45:13,025 --> 00:45:13,901
-Nice.
1120
00:45:13,943 --> 00:45:16,404
Guys, listen, we are having fun,
1121
00:45:16,445 --> 00:45:18,239
and of course,
all good things come to an end,
1122
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,616
but not yet. So do me a favor
and stick around.
1123
00:45:20,658 --> 00:45:23,035
We got more "Hart to Heart"
after this.
1124
00:45:23,077 --> 00:45:28,833
**
1125
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,591
**
1126
00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:39,635
-Welcome back.
This is "Hart to Heart,"
1127
00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,887
and I still am
talking to Will Ferrell.
1128
00:45:41,929 --> 00:45:45,099
Will, Staples Center,
you was the security guard.
1129
00:45:45,141 --> 00:45:46,434
-Yes.
1130
00:45:46,475 --> 00:45:47,727
-Just why?
1131
00:45:47,768 --> 00:45:50,396
Why? How?
-That --
1132
00:45:50,438 --> 00:45:53,190
You just coming out
at the Lakers game,
1133
00:45:53,232 --> 00:45:57,570
dressed up
as the on-court security.
1134
00:45:57,611 --> 00:46:00,948
-That was -- A Staples Center
security guard outfit
1135
00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:03,117
was given to me as a gift.
1136
00:46:04,994 --> 00:46:09,248
How they were able to get it,
I have no idea.
1137
00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:11,542
But it was Adam McKay
and Chris Henchy.
1138
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:15,129
Henchy gave me this full --
1139
00:46:15,171 --> 00:46:16,964
And -- 'Cause they know
I like weird costumes.
1140
00:46:17,006 --> 00:46:19,884
And I open the present.
1141
00:46:19,925 --> 00:46:22,553
I'm like, "Wow.
1142
00:46:22,595 --> 00:46:24,472
Oh, man. I don't know what" --
1143
00:46:24,513 --> 00:46:26,807
They thought I was mad.
They're like, "Are you okay?"
1144
00:46:26,849 --> 00:46:30,311
And I was like,
"No, this is great.
1145
00:46:30,352 --> 00:46:32,146
I just realized I have to wear
it at a Laker game, though."
1146
00:46:32,188 --> 00:46:34,482
-Oh, my God.
So, it wasn't even planned?
1147
00:46:34,523 --> 00:46:35,983
You just did it?
-No. And so,
1148
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:38,569
it took me like
almost the whole season
1149
00:46:38,611 --> 00:46:40,905
for me to get up the guts to --
And I was like,
1150
00:46:40,946 --> 00:46:43,115
"How do I bring it?
I don't want to get kicked out,
1151
00:46:43,157 --> 00:46:45,659
but I don't want to tell
the Lakers that I'm doing it
1152
00:46:45,701 --> 00:46:47,036
because it's not" --
1153
00:46:47,078 --> 00:46:48,662
-It's not the same.
-It's not the same.
1154
00:46:48,704 --> 00:46:51,248
-It's not the same. The bit --
-So, I bundled up the coat,
1155
00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:53,834
and I went through
with my ticket.
1156
00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:55,920
I wore the pants. I had the tie.
1157
00:46:55,961 --> 00:46:57,129
And I was sitting there.
1158
00:46:57,171 --> 00:46:58,839
I was like, "Okay.
It's go time."
1159
00:46:58,881 --> 00:47:01,175
I popped the tie on
and put my jacket on.
1160
00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:03,427
-And you just stood there.
-And just stood there,
1161
00:47:03,469 --> 00:47:05,679
out there, with the guy --
At first, I was on the court,
1162
00:47:05,721 --> 00:47:07,807
and the guy was like,
"You can't be on the court."
1163
00:47:07,848 --> 00:47:09,183
I'm like, "Okay.
Can I just stand here?"
1164
00:47:09,225 --> 00:47:10,684
He goes, "Yeah.
You can stand there."
1165
00:47:10,726 --> 00:47:14,021
I just stood there
and just stared the crowd down.
1166
00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:15,564
-For everybody watching this
right now,
1167
00:47:15,606 --> 00:47:17,525
if you are not familiar
with what I'm talking about --
1168
00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:19,568
-If you go on YouTube, I think
you can find clips of it.
1169
00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,863
-Google "Will Ferrell" --
-"As a Staples security guard."
1170
00:47:22,905 --> 00:47:24,573
-"Staples Center
security guard."
1171
00:47:24,615 --> 00:47:28,869
And he's just standing there
in the full security outfit,
1172
00:47:28,911 --> 00:47:30,454
and he's not moving.
1173
00:47:30,496 --> 00:47:31,664
And you see players, like,
1174
00:47:31,706 --> 00:47:33,040
dribbling the basketball
behind him.
1175
00:47:33,082 --> 00:47:35,543
-And you see Kobe --
They're in a time-out,
1176
00:47:35,584 --> 00:47:38,629
and Kobe's like, "What?
1177
00:47:38,671 --> 00:47:40,214
What is he doing?"
1178
00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:42,216
-[ Laughing ]
1179
00:47:42,258 --> 00:47:43,926
-Because, at first,
they didn't --
1180
00:47:43,968 --> 00:47:46,804
But the whole section
starts taking photos of me.
1181
00:47:46,846 --> 00:47:48,305
-Yes.
-And they stand up.
1182
00:47:48,347 --> 00:47:50,099
So, they're reacting to that,
and they're like,
1183
00:47:50,141 --> 00:47:53,394
"What are they looking at?"
And they see me dressed --
1184
00:47:53,436 --> 00:47:54,979
-And then they put you
on the big screen.
1185
00:47:55,021 --> 00:47:57,106
-So, I'm thinking
1186
00:47:57,148 --> 00:47:59,525
that I'm gonna get tackled
or I'm gonna --
1187
00:47:59,567 --> 00:48:01,819
And then, the time-out's done,
and I just sit back down.
1188
00:48:01,861 --> 00:48:03,487
-You just sit back down.
1189
00:48:03,529 --> 00:48:05,781
-And I was with Henchy,
and we were like, "Wow.
1190
00:48:05,823 --> 00:48:06,907
Okay. Nothing happened."
1191
00:48:06,949 --> 00:48:09,243
-One of the best
impromptu bits.
1192
00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:13,164
-And then I find out that --
The security guys are like,
1193
00:48:13,205 --> 00:48:15,791
"Hey, hey, man.
We appreciate the shout-out."
1194
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:19,336
-[ Laughing ]
1195
00:48:19,378 --> 00:48:21,922
-"Hey, it means a lot.
Thank you."
1196
00:48:21,964 --> 00:48:23,466
-And you had to act like
that's what it was.
1197
00:48:23,507 --> 00:48:25,342
-And I was like --
-Yeah, no, guys, seriously.
1198
00:48:25,384 --> 00:48:27,386
-"No, I love what you guys do."
-"Listen, got to hold you down."
1199
00:48:27,428 --> 00:48:28,846
-Keep people in their seats.
-Somebody's got to.
1200
00:48:28,888 --> 00:48:30,431
-"I love it."
1201
00:48:30,473 --> 00:48:34,101
And then, the best part was
I get a tap on the shoulder.
1202
00:48:34,143 --> 00:48:35,686
So, then, we're sitting,
and we still have like
1203
00:48:35,728 --> 00:48:37,313
a whole 'nother quarter left,
like, "What do we do?
1204
00:48:37,355 --> 00:48:39,148
Do I stand up again?
Like, what --
1205
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,984
Do I just --" I'm in
my security guard outfit.
1206
00:48:42,026 --> 00:48:44,445
And the guy taps me
on the shoulder.
1207
00:48:44,487 --> 00:48:47,031
And -- 'Cause Shaq happened
to be at the game,
1208
00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:51,702
so he's sitting baseline,
over in the corner.
1209
00:48:51,744 --> 00:48:54,038
And one of his guys is like,
1210
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,624
"Shaq thought
that was hilarious.
1211
00:48:56,665 --> 00:48:58,876
During the next time-out,
1212
00:48:58,918 --> 00:49:00,628
do you want to throw him
out of the game?"
1213
00:49:00,669 --> 00:49:03,047
-Holy shit.
-"'Cause he's ready to leave."
1214
00:49:03,089 --> 00:49:05,633
And I go, "Oh,
that's genius. Yeah.
1215
00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:08,260
Okay. I'll stand up,
and I'll pretend" --
1216
00:49:08,302 --> 00:49:10,513
So, the next time, I stood up.
1217
00:49:10,554 --> 00:49:14,350
I keep looking over at Shaq.
1218
00:49:14,392 --> 00:49:17,770
I keep -- 'cause we're like
30 feet away from each other.
1219
00:49:17,812 --> 00:49:20,106
And he's looking.
1220
00:49:20,147 --> 00:49:23,359
And I'm like, "Unh-unh.
1221
00:49:23,401 --> 00:49:24,568
Please."
1222
00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:29,156
And then, he keeps
"getting my attention."
1223
00:49:29,198 --> 00:49:30,533
He's not doing anything.
1224
00:49:30,574 --> 00:49:32,243
And then, finally,
I'm like, "That's it.
1225
00:49:32,284 --> 00:49:34,620
Let's go. Let's go."
-You toss him out of the game.
1226
00:49:34,662 --> 00:49:35,996
-And I throw him
out of the game.
1227
00:49:36,038 --> 00:49:38,499
And then, Shaq and I
are hugging each other.
1228
00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:43,838
He's like -- I'm like,
"That is so funny, that you..."
1229
00:49:43,879 --> 00:49:46,132
He was like, "Anytime.
You can throw me out anytime.
1230
00:49:46,173 --> 00:49:47,842
That was hilarious."
-This is what makes
1231
00:49:47,883 --> 00:49:50,094
Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell.
And this is what I'm talking
1232
00:49:50,136 --> 00:49:54,056
about -- your ability
to ground the biggest ideas.
1233
00:49:54,098 --> 00:49:56,600
Will, I could talk to you
all Goddamn day, man,
1234
00:49:56,642 --> 00:49:58,853
simply because it's you.
-Thanks, buddy.
1235
00:49:58,894 --> 00:50:02,023
-What I will leave you with is
1236
00:50:02,064 --> 00:50:05,192
just understand you're a legend.
1237
00:50:05,234 --> 00:50:06,861
Right?
You don't have to revel in it
1238
00:50:06,902 --> 00:50:08,529
because you're still doing
what you do.
1239
00:50:08,571 --> 00:50:11,073
But please understand
what you've done
1240
00:50:11,115 --> 00:50:12,616
for the business of comedy.
1241
00:50:12,658 --> 00:50:15,870
Please understand the revenue
that you've generated
1242
00:50:15,911 --> 00:50:17,455
for the studios in comedy.
1243
00:50:17,496 --> 00:50:19,707
-Oh, yeah.
-You are a massive --
1244
00:50:19,749 --> 00:50:22,168
-The revenues. It's all -- yeah.
1245
00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:24,712
-That's it.
It all boils down to that.
1246
00:50:24,754 --> 00:50:28,215
I want you to walk away from
today understanding that this --
1247
00:50:28,257 --> 00:50:29,508
-I'm thinking about
the revenues.
1248
00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:32,053
-Well, don't do that
too long, Will.
1249
00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,512
This conversation, right here,
is the one...
1250
00:50:33,554 --> 00:50:35,389
-I need to audit
some of the revenues.
1251
00:50:35,431 --> 00:50:36,891
-...that your fans
are gonna walk away with,
1252
00:50:36,932 --> 00:50:38,809
they're gonna walk away
with a better understanding
1253
00:50:38,851 --> 00:50:40,311
of who you are. You know why?
1254
00:50:40,352 --> 00:50:41,937
'Cause this is "Hart to Heart."
1255
00:50:41,979 --> 00:50:43,564
-Whoa!
-Hmm?
1256
00:50:43,606 --> 00:50:46,150
Did you see what I did there?
No, don't look in my cam--
1257
00:50:46,192 --> 00:50:48,027
-Oh.
-Look in your camera, Will.
1258
00:50:48,069 --> 00:50:49,278
This is "Hart to Heart," guys,
1259
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,821
and it doesn't get better
than this.
1260
00:50:50,863 --> 00:50:53,366
Today, I talked to the legend
himself, Will Ferrell.
1261
00:50:53,407 --> 00:50:55,910
Hope you enjoyed it
just as much I did. Goddamn.
1262
00:50:55,951 --> 00:50:59,413
Let's get out of here. Huh?
Will, how do I do it?
1263
00:50:59,455 --> 00:51:03,000
-Let's get out.
-Huh? How do I do it? Wait.
1264
00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,002
Come on. Did you see that?
-It was so smooth. I love that.
1265
00:51:05,044 --> 00:51:07,838
-I'm gonna walk you back to the
barrels. I'm gonna show you --
1266
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,340
-Finally.
-Yeah. Not now. Not now.
1267
00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:10,841
Not now. No, not now.
-Let's go back to those barrels.
1268
00:51:10,883 --> 00:51:12,885
-We're not gonna go yet.
We're not gonna go yet, Will!
1269
00:51:12,927 --> 00:51:14,428
Don't go back there, Will!
1270
00:51:14,470 --> 00:51:16,347
[ Laughing ]
Will, don't -- No, don't --
1271
00:51:16,397 --> 00:51:20,947
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