Original subtitles

? Who's the improbable duo That you've heard about?

? Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal

? Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent?

? Who's still standing

? When you see the dust settle?

? It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster

? Hamster and Gretel

? If they can't do it Then nobody can

? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

? Hamster and Gretel

? There's also Kevin in the minivan ?

Abuelita, I'm going out to the carnival.

So you're not going to stay

for my delicious pabellon?

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm meeting Hiromi.

Oh, the girl who only likes you as a friend.

We have not established that.

Whatever. Have fun,

but not too much fun.

How come Kevin gets to go and I don't?

Because Kevin finished his homework.

And when Abuelita is babysitting,

everyone has to do their chores

before they can have fun.

I'll do it real quick right now.

Hamster, pretend to be a protractor.

Oh, finally, someone asks.

We interrupt whatever boring thing you're doing

for this important announcement.

Our fair city is under attack!

The suspect,

a woman with long hair, pale skin

and wearing five hats

appears to drain people of their happiness.

I know the feeling

as I was left at the altar

by a giant man-baby last month.

Please remove that graphic.

Aye, this is very serious.

Her name is La Sombrerona.

La Sombrerona?

Doesn't that just mean hat lady? (LAUGHS)

Shh-shh. Don't make fun.

She can smell laughter.

Can she not just hear it?

That, too.

A long time ago, in a peaceful village,

there was a beautiful woman who married a farmer.

But the farmer did not want to do his chores.

He only wanted to have fun.

And one day, while he was dancing in the field,

he fell off a cliff... (SCREAMS)

...and was eaten by a tiger, which is strange

because tigers are not indigenous to South America.

La Sombrerona was very sad

and always wore her husband's hat to remember him.

Some time passed and she married an accountant.

But soon he didn't want to count numbers anymore.

He wanted to have fun and play in the jungle.

He too was eaten by a tiger.

La Sombrerona wore his hat, too.

She remarried three more times but each of the husband's

only wanted to have fun,

and died under amusing but tragic circumstances.

There were a lot of tigers around back then.

Anyway La Sombrerona wore all five hats,

and when she finds people

who are having too much fun and not doing their chores,

she sucks the happiness out of them forever. The end.

How come every story you tell us is about a scary spirit

who wants kids to do their chores?

I don't make the rules of folklore.

Now do your homework.

There are still tigers out there.

But I've got to get out there and stop La Sombrerona.

La Sombrerona only goes after people

when they are having too much fun.

VERONICA: Breaking news!

The five hatted hat lady who makes everyone sad

has just attacked the shuffleboard courts

at this senior citizen center.

Great. Now I'm old and sad. (CRIES)

Shuffleboard!

Oh, now it's personal.

Gretel, you have to use your powers to get that bruja.

If she feeds on happiness, I bet the next place she'll strike will be

where a lot of people are having fun.

Where do people have fun?

Hmm. The dentist.

No.

I'm sorry, Gretel, these people are just asking

to be attacked by La Sombrerona.

Why aren't you doing your chores?

Thanks for coming, Fred.

Normally I shun carnivals,

but a villain who hates happiness,

now that sounds like a good time.

I'm trying to warn Kevin, but he won't pick up.

Everything looks so good.

Should I get the ice cream on the cob

or the deep fried everything?

Oh, deep fried every time.

I'm gonna go get some cotton candy.

Meet you at the fun house.

Aw, cute.

Oh, she likes that koala bear.

I've gotta win it for her.

Shoot the water into the clown's mouth.

Take out your latent hostility

towards clowns. Only five bucks.

(BELL DINGS)

Yeah! And we have a winner.

This bear is a symbol of your defeat.

Oh, it is so on!

So, how do we find this leprechaun?

Sorry. I haven't really been listening.

No one just finds La Sombrerona.

I bet she's over there

where all those sad people are coming out of a fun house.

(PEOPLE CRYING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) We know you're in here, La Sombrerona.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Ah-ha! Got you! (GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

That's it. I'm melting your hats.

(GASPING)

Okay. No heat vision in the house of mirrors.

Good safety tip.

Where are you? (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

(GRUNTS)

Ah-ha!

La Sombrerona.

(SHATTERING)

I can't even calculate

how many years of bad luck that is.

(BELL DINGING) And we have a winner.

(GROANS) Yes!

Another one for your pile of humiliation.

Look how big it's getting.

Let's go again.

I... I, oh... I don't have any more money.

Pathetic.

Oh, my watch!

No, that belonged to my grandfather.

(GASPS) How about my other grandfather's watch?

Here we go. Shoot the water into the clown's mouth

in a vain attempt to win the affections of the girl

who only sees you as a friend.

We have not established that yet.

Your reign of terror is about to end, La Sombrerona.

Argh, I hate that name!

Once something pops up on the Internet,

it's impossible to get rid of it.

So you didn't have five husbands

who died in tragic but amusing ways?

Yes, that part is true.

But why is everyone focused on my husbands?

I'm the one out here ruining everyone's happiness.

Like this!

(CRYING) Life has no meaning.

HAMSTER: I'm so hurt. GRETEL: I'm so sad.

What are you staring at?

You suck happiness out of people.

Hilarious.

I'll show you hilarious!

Hmm? (GRETEL CRYING)

I'm going to start my reign of misery

over there,

with the happier people.

(LAUGHS AND SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

What's the matter? Fly after her.

Do your superheroine thing.

I'm so sad. (CRYING) Me, too.

(BOTH CRYING)

I'm going to eat my feelings.

I'll have the deep-fried cabbage.

(CRYING) Extra cheese.

Can't you think of something?

Well, she wants to make everyone sad

because she never got to have any fun.

That is so sad.

(BOTH CRYING)

So sad.

We could probably solve all of this

if we just showed La Sombrerona a good time.

But who's gonna make her have fun?

Yeah, no offense,

but we're out of commission.

And you two aren't exactly

the life of the party.

Oh, yeah, at your Uncle Ernesto's wedding,

they said I threw the best hora loca they had ever seen.

It's like five parties stuffed into one party,

then dipped in a totally different party.

Wait a second Winifred, do you think we could... You had me at loca.

(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, everybody, it's time for the hora loca.

That's the best part of the party. Vamos.

? Dance on a table Stand on a chair

? Finish the portrait using your hair

? And double Dutch with a kangaroo

? Juggle your niece and your nephew too

? It's time to throw depression to the wind

? Good times are coming Grab your ese

? Have you been into an airplane

? Upside down plane

? Banjo duet with an out of work clown named Joe

? If you're moping and feeling down come along with us

? We're gonna turn it around Like whoa

? Now is the hour to go crazy

? That's just a direct translation

? So these lyrics are lazy

? Tell your madre to

? Tell your padre to

? Tell everybody

? We're livin' it up at the hora loca

? It's a fiesta

? You and a guest-a

? Won't be depressed-a

? 'Cause we're livin' it up at the hora loca ?

(LAUGHING)

I've never had so much fun.

That was awesome.

Now, everyone's so happy

that it will be even more painful for them

when I suck out their happiness again!

What? Think years of trauma can be cured by 15 minutes of fun?

My husbands were eaten by tigers!

(CRYING)

(ALL CRYING)

Is it weird that I found her more creepy when she was smiling?

Hamster, it looks like the power comes from the hat.

It's time to take the sombrero

out of the sombrerona.

So she'll just be "na"? Exactly.

(GRUNTING)

You made me look ridiculous!

Yeah, 'cause those five hats were totally fire.

Why is there a radio tower on your head?

When I lost my five husbands, did I wallow in self-pity?

No. I studied neuroscience and electrical engineering

until I discovered a way

to remove the happiness from other people.

Unfortunately, that meant permanently attaching this to my head,

but we all make sacrifices.

And now it's time for your sacrifice!

I don't think we made things any better.

(BELL DINGING) Yo, you're wasting your money.

You wanna play another round?

Dude, you're losing to a five-year-old man.

Okay, fine. Take it.

Nice, for that you get two rounds.

(BELL DINGS)

Yeah! His water pistol is stronger!

This game is rigged!

It's a carnival. Everything is rigged.

Anyone want a watch?

(GRUNTS)

Ah-ha!

Here we go. (BELL DINGS)

(SCREAMS)

Fool! No one can stop...

(DINGS)

Using the antenna from a scary character

in South American folklore is unusual but not forbidden.

We have a winner.

Uh, what?

Aw! Did you win that for me?

(GASPS) I hope you didn't spend too much money.

No, no, it... It was super easy.

Don't worry about it. What happened to your grandfather's watch?

Oh, it went to a good cause.

La Sombrerona, you have the right

to stop being such a buzzkill.

I'll tell ya, Abuelita, that hora loca was pretty loca.

Didn't know you had it in you.

I did, and now I don't.

Hora loca is officially over.

Everyone stop having fun.

Go, do your chores.

Well, all except for you.

You earned a little fun.

(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

All right, that's enough.

Just kidding.

? Living it up in the hora loca ?

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