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Few people go through college alone.
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Those people miss out
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on one of the biggest
cornerstones of the experience:
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the friends you connect
with along the way.
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? You're good, how you feeling ?
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Like the classes that
lead to graduation,
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these friends also
come in a great variety.
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Some friends offer community,
like your frat brothers.
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Man, I need your help
filling in this hole
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- for the Gamma events calendar.
- Yeah.
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So far, we got Motown
Monday, Taco Tuesday,
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Wing Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday.
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Man, nothing for Friday.
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Hmm.
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Freaknik Friday?
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See, that's why you're The General, man.
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Yeah, man.
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Other friends can allow
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an outlet for your passions.
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[AS VIN DIESEL] I am Groot.
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[AS VIN DIESEL] I live my
life a quarter mile at a time.
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Perfect Vin Diesel impressions.
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Then you have a more
intimate relationship,
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like your girlfriend.
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That was... better.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Definite improvement, I thought.
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For sure.
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No doubt.
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We'll get there.
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Totally.
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? We love it when you show ?
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And then you have your best friend,
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who's there when you need them most.
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OK, so my sister said that my mom
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is being weird about my dad.
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But that's kind of just my dad.
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Like, he's weird. I don't know.
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How important would you say sex is
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to the survival of a relationship?
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Truly hope you weren't listening to me.
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets ?
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? This is what I say ?
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? You can't tell me nothin' ?
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BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ?
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? ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? ?
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I guess what I'm trying to say is,
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what do you do when the sex
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with someone you care about is bad?
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I'm sorry, I should probably back up.
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If you didn't know, Annika and I are
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- doing the deed.
- OK, we share a suite wall,
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so I'm aware.
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Right.
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Sorry about the noise.
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All me, mostly performative.
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OK, why is this on my plate?
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Can't you talk to the Gammas?
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Well...
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Hey, dawg, so you're telling me
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that you didn't even get your pants off?
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[LAUGHTER]
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So that's why they call
you The Firing Squad.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh, good, bro.
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The Gammas, they're
good for some things.
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This is an A-list problem,
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and I need my ace.
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I'm strangely honored.
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So you think we just need some time
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to get into the groove,
or is there a bigger issue?
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You know, how long does
it normally take you
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to get in the rhythm with someone new?
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OK, one, they get in a rhythm with me.
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And, two, that's not a problem I have.
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Same, usually.
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I am Mr. Five-Star D-List, remember.
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Mm-hmm, OK, I hope that was something
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we left in freshman year.
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But seriously, you and Annika,
it's a long time coming.
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So I'm not surprised that you'd be
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feeling more pressure than
with your five-star flings.
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- That is true.
- Yeah.
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So just focus on being present.
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Stop building it up in your head
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and psyching yourself out, OK?
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Just... just be.
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[SIGHS] Couldn't hurt
to get out of my head.
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Yeah. You know what?
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Maybe that is what I
need to tell my sister...
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Yo, what's up, Swerve? I'm so sorry.
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I just got to talk to
him. Thank you so much, Z.
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Good luck improving your lovemaking!
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I can't believe I'm
actually grabbing coffee
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with someone who said,
"Let's grab coffee sometime."
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Yeah, it is traditionally
one of those things people say
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but don't actually intend to do, like,
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"Hey, let me help you with the move."
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Or, "Send me the name
of that documentary."
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Exactly, but actually,
I wanted to check in
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on you academically.
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How is your junior year class load?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Well, I've been doing
some freelance advising
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in my free time... not that I have much,
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what with my teaching
schedule, extended office hours,
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volunteering at various blood drives.
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And I did agree to help a friend move.
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It's just hard to say no, you know?
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Really is.
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This newly packed schedule
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wouldn't have anything to do
with you and Zoey breaking up,
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- would it?
- What? No. No.
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No, I'm... I'm an experienced professor
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who is taking interest in a
young student's academic journey.
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Oh, OK. Yeah, so what's my major, then?
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Activism, right?
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'Cause you like to be an activist.
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No.
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Yeah, I think you should, you know,
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take a break from the grind like I am,
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try experiencing new things...
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- Mm-hmm.
- For yourself.
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Kiela, I appreciate your concern, I do,
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but I'm not trying to
distract myself from Zoey.
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I'm not trying to
distract from anything.
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There's nothing to distract
myself from, you know?
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I'm... I'm fine.
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It's just, you don't sound fine.
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Would you look at that?
I am late for my 10:05.
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How many meetings do you have today?
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This was a great chat. Honestly.
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I really enjoyed this.
Let's do this again.
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You know, we can do it weekly, biweekly.
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Just let me know soon, 'cause
spots are filling up fast.
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The basic philosophy here
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is, to respect one another
is to respect yourself.
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ALL: Mm-hmm.
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This dorm is all about creating...
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If you ask me, the Sober
Dorm got an unfair rap.
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It's just a healthy alternative.
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Growing up, our parents'
homes were sober dorms,
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like, if you really,
really think about it.
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Who we truly are.
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Because what are we here
to educate if not our souls?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Aw.
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Anyways, that's the
rest of the guidelines.
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We're all cool enough
humans to not need rules.
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Rules are for zoos.
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[LAUGHTER]
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OK, I'm not into men, but I get it.
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There's something about him I
can't quite put my finger on.
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But it wants to be touching him.
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Thanks for listening.
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My door is always open, since
I took it off the hinges.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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OK, this place kind of rocks.
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The only thing I'm a
little skeptical about
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is our stowaway roommate Sofia.
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I asked her what her major was.
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She said "excellence."
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You know, I've never seen
her get up or go to bed.
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And no matter what time,
always wearing a suit.
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Same. It's like, if she took it off,
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there'd just be another
one underneath it.
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Hey, yo, ladies.
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You're hitting up game night, yes?
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We can get there early,
snatch up the good seats.
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Will Nicholas be there?
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Not that we wouldn't go otherwise.
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I have a boyfriend.
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- Of course he will.
- It's his event. [LAUGHS]
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And, Annika, I think your
tuna sub's on its last legs.
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Unless you want food poisoning.
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[LAUGHS] Lates.
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How did she know that was mine?
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Maybe we should blow off this event,
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because Sofia seems like she
plays "Monopoly" with real money.
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No. When I was an RA,
whoever skipped my first event
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was usually trouble.
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We skipped all your events.
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- And you bitches were trouble.
- What?
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[TEXT MESSAGE SWHOOSHES]
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[KEYBOARD TAPPING]
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[TEXT MESSAGE SWHOOSHES]
[DOOR CLICKS OPEN AND SHUT]
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Oh, hey. Morning.
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Good night?
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Annika and I ironed everything out.
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- Sexually.
- OK,
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the line on what I'm comfortable
with, we have arrived.
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And I'm gonna need you to stop
saying the word "sexually."
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Fair, but I just want to say
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the advice that you gave was amazing.
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I mean, like, amazing.
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Whoo!
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I was so in the moment,
I did this one, like,
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double-pump thing that was...
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OK, hello? The line.
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Right. Seriously, though, thanks.
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Hey, Andre, before you go,
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there's something
that's been bothering me.
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Ooh, yeah, now's not
a great time for me.
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I actually have to get
back to my place and shower.
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My parents might be getting divorced.
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Oh.
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
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- I had no idea.
- [SIGHS]
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I want to give this the
attention that it deserves.
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So maybe, could we,
like, do lunch tomorrow?
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Thank you so much.
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Of course.
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I should really just
check in with my family
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to make sure they can
hold off on any more issues
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until things open up for you.
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I'm... I'm sorry. You know what?
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Maybe we can just do it today.
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We'll move some things around and...
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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[BLEEP] off, Andre.
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I feel like now is probably a bad time
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to go back for my car keys.
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Yeah, I'll just walk.
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? Ooh, what you gon' do ?
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Since my fight with Zaara this morning,
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she's been ghosting my
apology texts all day.
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So the only thing left to
do is go full ghostbuster.
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Fortunately, thanks
to a tip from Annika,
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I am bustin' her game
night with an apology.
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And bustin' makes me feel good.
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Stop. You ate the whole pepper?
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Carolina Reaper. Nuked
my taste buds for a week.
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But I won the T-shirt.
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That's so amazing...
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Andre.
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- There you are, you.
- Hey, babe.
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I'm so happy you're here, my man.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, guy. Nicholas.
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Jesus.
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They build this guy
in a handsome factory?
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What's up?
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Thanks for having me.
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Actually, I only
invited your girlfriend.
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I'm kidding. [LAUGHTER]
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I'm gonna go get the pizzas.
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What is...
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Well, you know, this
has been fun and all.
259
00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,623
But I hope we finish in time
so I can make it to Bar None.
260
00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:23,983
[GROANS]
261
00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:25,043
I thought we had to put
in a good appearance.
262
00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:26,502
And we appeared.
263
00:09:26,502 --> 00:09:28,087
This is my first night
off this semester,
264
00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:30,965
and I'm not gonna sit here
and waste it at game night.
265
00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,800
So ticktock.
266
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,135
? He addicted to spending ?
267
00:09:34,135 --> 00:09:35,887
? He got a habit mentality ?
268
00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:38,514
? I want it, I promise
you he gon' back it ?
269
00:09:38,514 --> 00:09:40,183
? I'ma get the bag, make my own moves ?
270
00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:42,018
? I don't follow rules,
I'm a whole mood ?
271
00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,728
? That's my attitude ?
272
00:09:43,728 --> 00:09:45,480
? Look, why you getting
mad 'cause I stake less ?
273
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,648
? Had to cut you off when
I saw it was a contest ?
274
00:09:47,648 --> 00:09:49,192
? Reason why I'm winning same reason ?
275
00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:51,235
- [LAUGHS]
- I don't know about you,
276
00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:54,447
but I am ready to let loose.
277
00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:56,741
So I suggested we play
Sturbridge Witch Hunt.
278
00:09:56,741 --> 00:09:58,993
[SCOFFS] Wait, Sturbridge what hunt?
279
00:09:58,993 --> 00:10:00,328
Sturbridge Witch Hunt.
280
00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:04,248
It's like werewolf,
Mafia, secret zombie...
281
00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:06,834
an interactive whodunit with a focus
282
00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:09,337
on subverted gender roles.
283
00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:10,755
Look whose schedule cleared up.
284
00:10:10,755 --> 00:10:12,131
Zaara, you know I did not mean...
285
00:10:12,131 --> 00:10:13,633
Let's hold the cross talk for the end.
286
00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:14,801
I was just about to go over the rules.
287
00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,427
My apologies, Sofia.
288
00:10:16,427 --> 00:10:18,096
Please, start from the beginning.
289
00:10:18,096 --> 00:10:20,640
And go slow for Andre.
290
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,517
- He's a terrible listener.
- [SCOFFS]
291
00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:24,602
So the rules of the game are...
292
00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:25,770
Are you OK?
293
00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:27,647
And we're all villagers.
294
00:10:27,647 --> 00:10:29,982
If Zaara thinks that I've
never handled my problems
295
00:10:29,982 --> 00:10:31,984
through passive-aggressive parlor games,
296
00:10:31,984 --> 00:10:34,195
she's never met my mom and dad.
297
00:10:34,195 --> 00:10:37,615
When am I gonna meet your mom and dad?
298
00:10:37,615 --> 00:10:40,410
Not sure, but that's something
we definitely won't do sober.
299
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,453
Sofia, question.
300
00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:43,913
Let's hold the questions till the end.
301
00:10:43,913 --> 00:10:45,456
Say you were dealing with
your own witch problems
302
00:10:45,456 --> 00:10:46,999
but now you're ready to talk
303
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:48,376
to your friend about the harvest
304
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:50,002
and they just keep blowing you off.
305
00:10:50,002 --> 00:10:52,797
Clearly, the villager only
cares about their own crop
306
00:10:52,797 --> 00:10:56,300
and doesn't give two
shits about anyone else.
307
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,219
This is gonna be a lot
harder than I thought.
308
00:10:58,219 --> 00:11:00,304
You know what? Let's just dive in.
309
00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:01,639
Grab a Post-it off the table.
310
00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:04,100
It'll say which is witch.
311
00:11:05,101 --> 00:11:06,102
Get it? [CHUCKLES]
312
00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:11,065
I thought you couldn't
wait to get out of here.
313
00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:13,276
Yeah, but that was before
I knew we'd be role-playing
314
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:15,153
while subverting gender roles.
315
00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:18,156
You know, this actually sounds
like a night, like, I really needed.
316
00:11:21,742 --> 00:11:23,494
Imagine this.
317
00:11:23,494 --> 00:11:25,246
As our patrons settle into a location
318
00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:27,707
scored by the passions
of the satisfied...
319
00:11:27,707 --> 00:11:29,292
Doug, listen.
320
00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:31,461
I don't care what you do with
the space downstairs, all right?
321
00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:33,337
I trust you.
322
00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,047
To code, though, please.
323
00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:36,924
The inspector is a pain in the ass.
324
00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:37,924
Yeah.
325
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,137
OK.
326
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,305
Yes.
327
00:11:42,305 --> 00:11:44,390
Bro, Ray is in.
328
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,309
I just know that there's
an audience out there
329
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,811
that's ready to turn
up with the volume down.
330
00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,521
Man, it's like, once this takes off,
331
00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:53,774
I'm one step closer
to having my own spot.
332
00:11:53,774 --> 00:11:55,735
Mm-hmm. Congrats, man.
333
00:11:55,825 --> 00:11:57,368
Yeah, and I appreciate you.
334
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,912
Thought that you'd be home
right now in your sad robe,
335
00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:01,664
watching "Love & Basketball,"
336
00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:04,000
and eating Cajun
Buffalo-flavored feelings.
337
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,335
Mm-mm, I'm too busy to be sad.
338
00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:07,878
Too busy to be anything, actually.
339
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:09,297
You know I scheduled so much stuff
340
00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:11,507
that I missed teaching my own class?
341
00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:13,843
Yeah, ironically, while I was auditing
342
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,928
a lecture on time management.
343
00:12:15,928 --> 00:12:17,847
Mm-hmm, OK, I think we need to address
344
00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:19,765
the Zoey-sized elephant in the room.
345
00:12:19,765 --> 00:12:21,684
What's there to say?
346
00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:23,185
We're done, man, OK?
347
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,937
Had something, then we didn't have it.
348
00:12:24,937 --> 00:12:26,814
- That's it.
- OK.
349
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,191
Yeah, other people are gonna
let you give them the eulogy.
350
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,985
But that's... that's not me.
351
00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:32,153
- I'm your friend...
- Yeah.
352
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,237
And I'm gonna give it to you straight.
353
00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:34,739
- All right, let's hear it.
- Yeah.
354
00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,407
Even though you're not ready to move on,
355
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,869
you're very much, at the
very least, living single.
356
00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,537
Ah, that's a great TV show.
357
00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:43,748
It was the "Friends" before "Friends."
358
00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:45,416
- Needed to be said.
- I'm being serious right now.
359
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,834
- OK.
- OK?
360
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,170
For the first time in a very long time,
361
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,797
you're solely in charge of
the life of Aaron Jackson.
362
00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:55,593
Mm-hmm, which is why
I'm keeping myself busy.
363
00:12:55,593 --> 00:12:57,720
Bro, you're obsessed with
keeping your mind busy
364
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:01,140
when you won't find anything
until it's finally clear.
365
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,601
How long is that gonna take, man?
366
00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:04,935
I don't know.
367
00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:06,854
I mean, when I split up with Jazz, I...
368
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,149
I mean, I didn't know when
I would finally feel OK.
369
00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:12,902
But you got all the time in
the world to figure it out.
370
00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:14,070
And then you just... you felt ready
371
00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:16,155
to get back out there again?
372
00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:18,449
I mean, I'm very much in
a demanding relationship
373
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,159
with a lady named Bar None.
374
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:24,372
So while I go downstairs and
measure for a new DJ booth,
375
00:13:24,372 --> 00:13:26,499
figure out what it is that you want.
376
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:28,000
? He don't think that
I know, yeah, yeah ?
377
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,127
? Tell it to me, DJ ?
378
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:32,004
? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
379
00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:34,298
Do you think Nicholas
gets his clothes tailored?
380
00:13:34,298 --> 00:13:36,884
Everything just hangs right.
381
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,305
I still need to figure
out a way to get to Zaara.
382
00:13:41,305 --> 00:13:43,391
Every time I try to talk to her,
383
00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:44,642
she just calls me a witch,
384
00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:46,977
and then Sofia swoops
in to interrogate me.
385
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,646
Yeah. She is doing the most.
386
00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,398
Mm-hmm.
387
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:54,610
So were you at the town hall
on the Sabbath or not, Jedidiah?
388
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,862
This game reminds me a
lot of that summer in Cuba.
389
00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:59,698
So Santeria and bruja, then?
390
00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:00,908
[TEXT MESSAGE SWHOOSHES]
391
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,910
[KEYBOARD TAPPING]
392
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,245
[TEXT MESSAGE SWHOOSHES]
393
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:05,746
Wait.
394
00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,206
What if Sofia's the witch?
395
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,458
That just... that'd be crazy, right?
396
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,919
Why are you pretending to be into this?
397
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,921
I'm not. I'm just... I'm doing me.
398
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,382
And right now, that means
being here because I want to,
399
00:14:16,382 --> 00:14:18,092
not because I have to.
400
00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:19,260
Or I'd have left by now, so...
401
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,761
Intriguing philosophy.
402
00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:22,179
I'm gonna try it out.
403
00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:26,142
Zaara.
404
00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:29,562
Oh, well, well, well, if
it isn't Esther the Wicked.
405
00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:30,896
Zaara, enough, OK?
406
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,440
We need to talk.
407
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,461
I'm sorry for taking all of the oxygen
408
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:35,901
out of the room with the Annika stuff.
409
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,404
OK, so just because your
relationship changed,
410
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:39,905
- that means ours does?
- No.
411
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:41,407
No, not at all.
412
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,591
I just feel like I can
talk to you about anything.
413
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,301
And how nice does that feel?
414
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,721
You're not the only
one dealing with stuff,
415
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,764
not that you've noticed.
416
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,641
Well, I'm here now.
417
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,809
Amazing.
418
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,563
You're ready to talk
to me finally? Awesome.
419
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,815
Unfortunately, I'm not in the mood.
420
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,528
Distracted, sulking, happy to escape?
421
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,571
I knew it.
422
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,780
Zaara is the witch.
423
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,073
[GRUNTS] I win.
424
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,870
Traditionally, when
game night tears apart
425
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,913
a friendship, it's over something silly
426
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,416
like sneaking a peek during "Battleship"
427
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,127
or not knowing how to play "Clue."
428
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,088
But this feels more serious.
429
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:31,263
So after my plan to ghostbust
Zaara completely backfired,
430
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:35,184
I am now stuck here dustbusting
while I guilt spiral.
431
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:37,703
And this bustin' makes me feel bad.
432
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,913
I can't believe Sofia bailed
433
00:15:39,913 --> 00:15:42,291
after volunteering us to clean up.
434
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,251
I mean, winning and bouncing?
435
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,545
You just... you have to respect it.
436
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,173
We may not know Sofia's
deal, but she sure does.
437
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:52,676
Maybe she had a friend
who needed her, you know,
438
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,762
someone who could count on her,
439
00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:57,014
someone she's never let down.
440
00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:58,682
Oh, my God, are you
gonna sad clean all night,
441
00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,184
or are you gonna go talk to Zaara?
442
00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:02,019
She doesn't want to talk to me.
443
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,854
I get it. I took her for granted.
444
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:06,440
And 20 years from now, she's
gonna be some random girl
445
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,400
in my freshman year photo album
446
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,902
whose name I can't even remember.
447
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,737
Andre, friends fight.
448
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,239
And what separates us from
the animals is that, you know,
449
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,492
we can do it without ripping
each other's throats out.
450
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,744
Have you seen Zaara's nails?
451
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,622
Look, one-sided friendships
happen to the best of us.
452
00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:22,831
You get caught up in yourself,
453
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:24,541
and you give out more than you take in.
454
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:27,628
But no, no. Zaara and
I are more than that.
455
00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:29,129
We're more than just roommates.
456
00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:31,131
Last year, we really
leaned on one another
457
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,091
and became each other's go-tos.
458
00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:35,427
I don't want to lose that.
459
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,554
I can't lose that.
460
00:16:37,554 --> 00:16:40,015
Well, now that she's
had time to cool down,
461
00:16:40,015 --> 00:16:41,725
I bet she'll hear how much you mean it.
462
00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,560
[SIGHS] Really?
463
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,021
You're a friend people know
they can count on, Andre.
464
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,481
We all do.
465
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:51,693
Hey, do you guys mind leaving
the leftover snacks out?
466
00:16:51,693 --> 00:16:53,654
Hosting a Sex Addicts
Anonymous meeting in an hour.
467
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,658
I just... I have to be
there when he relapses.
468
00:16:57,658 --> 00:16:58,700
Girl, you better.
469
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,040
OK, when you're done being distracted,
470
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,918
head over to Google and give
us a five-star review, cool?
471
00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:09,503
Well, you know what? For
as long as I can remember,
472
00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,963
I've wanted to run a marathon.
473
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,340
I just... I never had the
time to train until now.
474
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,883
You hate running.
475
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:18,512
Yeah, but I love having
ran, so maybe I'll do that.
476
00:17:18,512 --> 00:17:19,888
Maybe I won't. I'll
see how I feel tomorrow.
477
00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:21,473
The point is, I've got time.
478
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,433
OK, well, if I catch you
in them webfoot shoes,
479
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,227
I'ma to do both of us a favor,
480
00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:26,436
and I'm gonna run your ass over.
481
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,605
- My man.
- All right.
482
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,689
I noticed you've been alone all night.
483
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:36,566
And if you'd like to
change that, I'm Didi.
484
00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:38,652
Hi, Didi. How you doing? I'm Aaron.
485
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,737
Nice to meet you.
486
00:17:40,737 --> 00:17:43,949
Let me just say, the
approach is solid, OK?
487
00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:45,993
Ten out of ten. You look great.
488
00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:47,661
I just have to respectfully tell you
489
00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:48,996
that I'm not interested.
490
00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:50,914
Why? You got a girlfriend?
491
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,334
No, I do not have a girlfriend.
492
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,545
I'm just...
493
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:58,380
focusing on me right now.
494
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:02,968
Sometimes the connections
you think are the strongest
495
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:06,221
are the ones you take
for granted and let slip.
496
00:18:06,221 --> 00:18:08,098
And when that happens, you find out
497
00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:10,058
what kind of friend you really are.
498
00:18:10,058 --> 00:18:11,184
Hey.
499
00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:13,186
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
500
00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:15,355
I really am sorry about your parents.
501
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,733
Saying that doesn't make it OK.
502
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:23,822
I know, but I... I just
need you to hear this.
503
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,365
[SIGHS]
504
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,951
I was wrong to treat
you like my therapist
505
00:18:27,951 --> 00:18:30,287
and not like my best friend.
506
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:31,830
Grown-ups shouldn't have best friends.
507
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,374
What are you, seven?
508
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:38,378
My point is, I just don't
want to lose what we have.
509
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,964
Then maybe you shouldn't
get so wrapped up
510
00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:43,324
in defining yourself that you forget
511
00:18:43,324 --> 00:18:45,218
there are people that count on you.
512
00:18:45,218 --> 00:18:47,346
People?
513
00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:49,122
I count on you.
514
00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:52,626
And I just didn't think that us not
sharing a room would change that.
515
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:53,710
It won't.
516
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,463
I wasn't there for you.
517
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:59,424
And I know there's nothing I can
do to go back and change that.
518
00:18:59,424 --> 00:19:02,093
But I am here for you
now whenever you need me.
519
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:04,137
And I can promise you that.
520
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,307
You're not unconvincing.
521
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:09,809
[CHUCKLES]
522
00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,479
Mm.
523
00:19:12,479 --> 00:19:16,566
So, bestie, is it just
your mom and your dad,
524
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,443
or is there, like, a girl
you like sprinkled in there,
525
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:20,445
or do you just miss
the comforting sounds
526
00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,905
of me sleeping a few feet away?
527
00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,532
No, I don't miss your snoring.
528
00:19:23,532 --> 00:19:25,283
They were allergies,
and that was seasonal.
529
00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:27,869
- OK.
- But real talk...
530
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,829
maybe your parents will just be OK.
531
00:19:29,829 --> 00:19:33,708
My parents separated for a
second, and it didn't last.
532
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,335
You never told me that.
533
00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:36,753
Yeah.
534
00:19:36,753 --> 00:19:39,339
When did you know that
they were gonna be OK?
535
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,386
Depends on your definition of "OK."
536
00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:46,346
Fair.
537
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:48,974
But I think if it helps,
it's always important
538
00:19:48,974 --> 00:19:50,725
to remember, at the end of the day...
539
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:52,894
and I know this is extremely hard...
540
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:56,439
our parents are just people too.
541
00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:58,149
- That's so gross.
- I know.
542
00:19:58,149 --> 00:19:59,693
Just killed my vibe.
543
00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:01,194
What?
544
00:20:01,194 --> 00:20:03,738
It was supposed to be
motivational, like, inspirational.
545
00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:06,199
Sorry. [LAUGHTER]
546
00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:09,244
For now, I'm gonna work
on being the kind of friend
547
00:20:09,244 --> 00:20:11,913
who doesn't need to be
asked twice to show up.
548
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,336
[SIGHS]
549
00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:19,671
I'm helping Doug with some
stuff at Bar None today.
550
00:20:19,671 --> 00:20:20,714
You want to come?
551
00:20:20,714 --> 00:20:22,048
Don't know.
552
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:23,800
I kind of liked not waking up hungover.
553
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,261
- Mm-hmm.
- [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
554
00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:28,513
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
555
00:20:28,513 --> 00:20:29,764
Morning.
556
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,481
Are you OK?
557
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,149
Never been better.
558
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,068
Oh, do you guys want
in if I order ramen?
559
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,486
For breakfast?
560
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,363
Breakfast is just a label.
561
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,490
I don't do labels, Kiki.
562
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,741
Lates.
563
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:46,341
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