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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,035 - HEY. - HEY, ROBERT. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,269 - HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:06,105 - OH, NOTHING. 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,173 JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY, SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING. 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,341 - OH, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,542 - OH. 7 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:16,281 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN COME. 8 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,450 - NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. 9 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,323 - NO, YEAH. I MEAN, COME. COME. 10 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,557 WE WERE GONNA GO AS A COUPLE, 11 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,693 BUT YOU CAN RUIN IT IF YOU WANT. 12 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,464 - WELL, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, BUT NO, NO. 13 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,266 - OH, COME ON, ROBERT. COME WITH US, HUH? 14 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,368 YOU CAN CALL SOMEBODY, AND WE'LL MAKE IT A DOUBLE DATE. 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,603 - WELL, BY THE TIME HE GETS A DATE, 16 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,439 THE MOVIE'LL BE ON VIDEO. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,746 - ACTUALLY, MOVIES REALLY AREN'T IN MY BUDGET RIGHT NOW. 18 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,549 - REALLY? - BUDGET? 19 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,352 WHAT, THE NEW GIANT TAX KICK IN? 20 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,460 - IF YOU MUST KNOW, 21 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,362 THEY'RE MAKING A LOT OF PAY CUTS AT THE PRECINCT. 22 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,830 THEY'RE CUTTING BACK ON THE HOURS, 23 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,633 AND PEOPLE ARE JUST SCRAMBLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 24 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:10,769 - OH, ROBERT, I HAD NO IDEA. WHY THE CUTBACKS? 25 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,805 - UH, CRIME'S AT A 30-YEAR LOW. 26 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,677 IT'S TOUGH ON EVERYBODY. 27 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,480 AND THE GUYS--THEY'RE HAVING TO TAKE SECOND JOBS, 28 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,449 PEOPLE ARE DIPPING INTO THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS. 29 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,717 IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE. 30 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,821 SO I HAD TO CANCEL MY CABLE, 31 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:31,123 BUT, UH, THOUGHT MAYBE I CAN COME OVER HERE 32 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,092 AND WATCH A MOVIE ON YOUR SATELLITE. 33 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,260 - YOU CANCELED CABLE? 34 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:38,664 - OH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 35 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,232 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SHIFT MY FOCUS, 36 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,367 REEVALUATE MY PRIORITIES. 37 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,470 - COULDN'T KEEP BASIC CABLE? 38 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,739 - I'M DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, RAYMOND, 39 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,675 ACROSS THE BOARD. 40 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,478 YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW INEXPENSIVE AND VERSATILE 41 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,246 BOLOGNA IS. 42 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,714 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,383 - BOLOGNA. IT'S GREAT. 44 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,619 I MADE IT IN CASSEROLES, STEW, SALAD. 45 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,254 I EVEN PUT IT INTO A PIE. 46 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,390 - HOW WAS THAT? 47 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,859 - NOT TOO GOOD. 48 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,866 - ROBERT, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 49 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:15,868 - NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'M A GROWNUP. 50 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:19,371 - WELL, HERE. MOMMY MADE SOME COOKIES. 51 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,473 - HUH. THANKS. WELL, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 52 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,876 YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME. 53 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:25,744 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GO. 54 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,680 NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE COOKIES, I GOT TO GET GOOBERS. 55 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,283 - RAY, WHAT ABOUT ROBERT? 56 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,317 - WELL... 57 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:50,602 WELL...WELL, HE'S COMING OFF BOLOGNA PIE. 58 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,874 - WE NEED TO HELP HIM. 59 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,676 - WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE MILK? 60 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,486 - MONEY. HE NEEDS MONEY. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? 61 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,721 - YEAH. HE DIDN'T ASK FOR MONEY. 62 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,324 - BECAUSE HE'S TOO PROUD TO ASK. 63 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,859 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM. 64 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,931 HE KEEPS HIS PRIDE. WE KEEP OUR MONEY. 65 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:21,533 - RAY, WE ARE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE FINANCIALLY, OKAY? 66 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,235 I WOULD NEVER BRING IT UP 67 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,836 IF I DIDN'T THINK WE COULD AFFORD TO HELP HIM. 68 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,838 I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE MOVIES. 69 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,674 - NEITHER CAN I! 70 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,910 - I SAY WE GIVE HIM SOME MONEY. 71 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,680 - WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THINGS. 72 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,348 - ALL RIGHT, THEN, A LOAN. 73 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,783 - COME ON, HE'S FINE. 74 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,319 - RAY, LOOK AT HIM. 75 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,866 - [sighs] 76 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,705 - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. 77 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,440 - WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 78 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,541 HOW MUCH WE GONNA GIVE HIM? 79 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,476 - LIKE...$1,000. 80 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,510 - A THOUSAND-- - SHH. 81 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,984 - [muffled] $1,000? 82 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,620 - IT HAS TO BE ENOUGH TO HELP HIM, RAY. 83 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:18,523 - WELL, ALL RIGHT, HELP HIM, BUT $1,000. 84 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,827 WHAT ABOUT THAT THING: TEACH A MAN TO FISH 85 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,963 SO HE DOESN'T TAKE YOUR $1,000? 86 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,903 - HIS BILLS ARE PILING UP. 87 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,605 THIS WILL GET HIM OUT FROM UNDER THEM. 88 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,374 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 89 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:38,977 - IT'S JUST... I LIKE $1,000. 90 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:43,949 - RAY, HE'S YOUR BROTHER. 91 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,586 - [exhales sharply] 92 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,291 - ROBERT? 93 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,760 - HEY. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 94 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:55,827 - I THOUGHT SO TOO. 95 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,364 - RAY AND I WERE TALKING, 96 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,632 AND WE WANT TO LEND YOU SOME MONEY. 97 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,601 - WHAT? 98 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,770 - YEAH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 99 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:07,873 OKAY? HERE. JUST TAKE IT. 100 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,016 - THIS IS $1,000. 101 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,018 - YES. 102 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,424 - THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU. 103 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,694 - OH, THAT'S OKAY, ROBERT. 104 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,329 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 105 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,630 - ALL RIGHT, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 106 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,931 - RAY! 107 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,541 LOOK, ROBERT, IT'S OKAY. 108 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,343 IT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST A LOAN. 109 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,544 - YEAH, BUT SEE, THAT'S JUST IT. 110 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,346 BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE, 111 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,414 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO PAY IT BACK. 112 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,083 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT. 113 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:53,118 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 114 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,989 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU OFFERED IT TO ME. 115 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,625 THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 116 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:17,809 - HERE, TAKE IT. IT'S A GIFT. 117 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,444 - WE WANT YOU TO HAVE IT, ROBERT, 118 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,380 AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 119 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,790 - THANK YOU. 120 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,533 - OKAY. 121 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,869 - COME HERE. 122 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,612 THIS REALLY HELPS, RAYMOND. 123 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:57,015 - IT'S OKAY, ROBERT. 124 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,017 [straining] YOU'RE MY BROTHER! 125 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,792 HEY, WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE KIDS, 126 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,094 UNLESS YOU WANT TO KEEP 'EM. 127 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,029 - HERE, FRANK, WE BROUGHT YOU SOME DONUTS. 128 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,466 - YOUR KIDS WERE HERE TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 129 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,935 THERE BETTER BE SOME ECLAIRS IN HERE. 130 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,603 - SORRY, DAD. I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT 'EM. 131 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,672 - GET LOST. 132 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,773 - HI, DEARS. 133 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,908 - HEY, MARIE. - HEY. 134 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,643 - WHAT ARE THOSE, DONUTS? 135 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,512 - GET LOST. 136 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,448 - YOU BETTER SAVE ONE FOR ROBBIE. 137 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,682 HE'S COMING OVER. 138 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:34,920 - OH, GREAT. MOPEY DICK. 139 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,022 - HE'S IN A VERY GOOD MOOD NOW. 140 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,957 HE'S NOT MOPEY DICK. 141 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,461 HE SOUNDED SO HAPPY. 142 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,929 WHAT'S GOING ON? 143 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,200 - YEAH, WE DID A NICE THING. 144 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:51,169 - HEY, IT'S A BOX OF DONUTS. YOU'RE NOT MOTHER TERESA. 145 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,940 - NO, DAD, WE DID SOMETHING FOR ROBERT. 146 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,575 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 147 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,944 - HE JUST TOLD US THAT HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH 148 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,679 A ROUGH PATCH FINANCIALLY, 149 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,482 SO WE HELPED HIM OUT A LITTLE. 150 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,584 - YOU MEAN WITH MONEY? 151 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,954 - YEAH. 152 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,523 - HOW MUCH? 153 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,127 - $1,000. - [gasps] 154 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,965 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO, IDIOTS? 155 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,800 - NO, WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 156 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,169 AND YOU HEARD MARIE. HE'S FINALLY HAPPY. 157 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,072 - WHY DIDN'T HE COME TO US IF HE NEEDED MONEY? 158 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,941 - BECAUSE WE'D SAY NO. 159 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,710 - I'M HIS MOTHER. 160 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,578 I'M THE ONE HE SHOULD COME TO IF HE NEEDED MONEY. 161 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,580 RAYMOND, I WANT TO BUY OUT THAT LOAN. 162 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,282 - NO! NO WAY! 163 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,850 LENDING MONEY TO ROBERT 164 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,852 IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD. 165 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,854 - IT WASN'T A LOAN. IT WAS A GIFT. 166 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:47,058 - I STAND CORRECTED. 167 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,596 - WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW MANY DONUTS 168 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,265 YOU CAN GET IN YOUR MOUTH, DAD? 169 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:57,068 - OH, THEY'RE ALL GOING IN. 170 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,771 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT GIVING MONEY. 171 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:03,141 FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEVER JUST OFFER IT TO ANYBODY. 172 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,744 THEY GOT TO COME TO YOU WITH A REALLY GOOD REASON 173 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,647 AND A WHOLE PLAN TO PAY YOU BACK. 174 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,917 AND THEN, ONLY AFTER THEY'VE PROVED THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR IT, 175 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:17,088 YOU TELL 'EM, BEAT IT, LOSER. 176 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,857 - SO YOU JUST HUMILIATE THEM? 177 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,059 - NO, THEY SHAME THEMSELVES. 178 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,627 THEY LEARN A LESSON. 179 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,062 AND IF THEY DON'T, SCREW THEM. 180 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,098 WHO NEEDS FRIENDS LIKE THAT? 181 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,200 - HEY, EVERYBODY! HOW'S IT GOING? 182 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,837 NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY. 183 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,873 - OKAY, SEE? HAPPY. 184 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,308 - YEAH, IT'S NICE. 185 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,277 - WHY WOULDN'T HE COME TO ME? 186 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,212 - ALL RIGHTY. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 187 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,847 - HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? - YEAH, ROBBIE. 188 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,716 DO YOU WANT A DONUT? 189 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,618 - OH, I'D LOVE TO, MA, BUT THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS 190 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,754 I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF BEFORE I GO ON VACATION. 191 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,822 - VACATION? 192 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,826 - YEP, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA! 193 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,262 OH! I NEED MY FLIP-FLOPS. 194 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,203 - [laughs] 195 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,946 - DID HE JUST SAY HE'S GOING TO LAS VEGAS? 196 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,782 - NEVADA! 197 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,320 - ROBERT. ROBERT! 198 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,822 - YEAH? 199 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,291 - DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT? 200 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,894 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 201 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,262 - HEY. WHAT'S UP, BRO? 202 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,632 - WELL, BRO... 203 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,367 WORD HAS IT YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS. 204 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,268 - YEP, I'M HOPPING ON THE BIG, SILVER BIRD 205 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,004 AT 8:45 TOMORROW. 206 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,741 BY 1:45, THE EMPEROR'S BUFFET AT CAESARS PALACE: 207 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,845 SHRIMP, TACOS, WAFFLES, AND TURKEY LEGS. 208 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,647 - AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE IN VEGAS, 209 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:53,818 YOU CAN PICK UP RAY'S "SUCKER OF THE YEAR" AWARD. 210 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,286 - WAIT A MINUTE, ROBERT. 211 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,189 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD TO GO TO LAS VEGAS? 212 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,860 - WELL, I CAN NOW, THANKS TO YOU. 213 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,329 - BUT YOU WERE EATING BOLOGNA PIE! 214 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,797 - [gasps] 215 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,099 DEBRA, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT FOR HIM? 216 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,437 - I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 217 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,939 ROBERT WAS SAYING HE'S BEEN EATING BOLOGNA IN EVERYTHING, 218 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,675 BECAUSE HE HAS NO MONEY. 219 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,376 - YEAH, WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD USE THAT $1,000 TO-- 220 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,346 I DON'T KNOW-- KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE. 221 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,348 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHAT DO I MEAN? 222 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,417 WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOUR BILLS? 223 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,985 - YEAH, YOU SEE, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, 224 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,787 BUT THOSE THINGS'LL ALWAYS BE THERE. 225 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:32,857 WHEN ELSE AM I GONNA HAVE AN EXTRA $1,000 TO GO TO VEGAS? 226 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,428 - THAT WASN'T AN EXTRA $1,000. 227 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,730 - ROBERT, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 228 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,932 GOING TO LAS VEGAS SEEMS A BIT EXTRAVAGANT 229 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,801 FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR POSITION. 230 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,271 - WELL, MY POSITION IS EXTREMELY STRESSED AND NEEDING A VACATION. 231 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,039 - OH, IF YOU NEED A VACATION, ROBBIE, 232 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,474 YOU KNOW WHERE I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO? 233 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,410 HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA. 234 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,879 WE COULD WATCH THEM MAKE CHOCOLATE. 235 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,450 - YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA WATCH. 236 00:11:58,452 --> 00:12:01,219 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 237 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,388 - HOLD IT, ROBERT. 238 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,956 YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG 239 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,458 WITH TAKING MY MONEY AND GOING TO VEGAS? 240 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,460 - YOU MEAN THE MONEY I NEVER ASKED FOR 241 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961 THAT YOU GAVE ME AS A GIFT? 242 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,296 - OH, COME ON, YOU CAME IN OUR HOUSE 243 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,430 WITH A BIG CRYING ACT, 244 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,399 AND THEN YOU ATE ALL MY COOKIES. 245 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,067 - CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? 246 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,937 - NO, THE LAST THING YOU SAID COST ME $1,000. 247 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:28,813 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT MONEY SO YOU COULD GO TO VEGAS. 248 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:32,250 - OH, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T READ THE SMALL PRINT ON THE CHECK. 249 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,986 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOUR GIFTS CAME WITH RULES ATTACHED. 250 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,521 "HERE'S THE MONEY, 251 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,356 AND HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH IT." 252 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,824 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 253 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,092 - I MEAN, IF YOU GAVE ME A CHAIR, 254 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,393 WOULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO SIT IN IT? 255 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,896 "HERE, ROBERT. I GAVE YOU THIS CHAIR. 256 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,800 DON'T SIT LIKE THIS. SIT LIKE THIS!" 257 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,770 - NOW, ROBERT... 258 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,544 - I GAVE YOU THAT MONEY, AND YOU HUGGED ME. 259 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,846 AND I LET YOU HUG ME. 260 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,281 AND I SAID, "YOU'RE MY BROTHER." 261 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:10,989 YOU TAKE THAT MONEY AND YOU GO TO VEGAS WITH IT, 262 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,358 YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER. 263 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,798 - OH, REALLY? 264 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,413 - YOU KNOW... 265 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,184 I ONCE LOST A FRIEND OVER $50. 266 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,519 AND I'LL TELL YA, 267 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,522 SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M DRIVING, 268 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,225 I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT $50. 269 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,477 [knock on door] 270 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,913 - COME IN! 271 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,182 GET OUT! 272 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,453 - CAN I TALK TO YOU? 273 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,926 LOOK, I MIGHT'VE SAID SOME THINGS BACK THERE 274 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,161 THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID. 275 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,231 - IT'S FINE, RAYMOND. 276 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,248 - YOU LIKE THAT FLAVOR COMBO? 277 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,984 - YES, I DO. 278 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:23,288 AND I'M GONNA SAVE SOME FOR LATER. 279 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,658 - I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 280 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,460 I GUESS I REACTED BADLY, BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, 281 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,363 I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED. 282 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,299 I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY THAT YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER 283 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:38,202 OR THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY BROTHER. 284 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:42,607 YOU'RE MY BROTHER, OKAY? 285 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,209 - THANK YOU, RAYMOND. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 286 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,578 I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. 287 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,682 - GOOD. GOOD. 288 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,251 - I'M GONNA GO PACK. 289 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,486 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE STILL GOING? 290 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,222 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU JUST APOLOGIZED. 291 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,692 - YEAH, I APOLOGIZED FOR SAYING YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER, 292 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,161 BUT WHY WOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR YOU TAKING MY MONEY 293 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,729 AND GOING TO VEGAS WITH IT? 294 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,066 - BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THAT ONLY A HEARTLESS DICTATOR, 295 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,401 OR MOM, 296 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,304 WOULD TELL PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. 297 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,041 - YOU'RE CALLING ME A HEARTLESS DICTATOR... 298 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,611 OR MOM? 299 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,686 - YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. 300 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,388 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE 301 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,156 AND GO BACK TO RAYMONDLAND, 302 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,558 WHERE ALL THE BIRDS SING YOUR NAME 303 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,594 AND THE SQUIRRELS PRESS YOUR PANTS FOR YOU? 304 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,634 - OH, I SEE. OH, I HAVE THE LIFE, RIGHT? 305 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,704 OH, IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND. 306 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,640 YEAH. YEAH. I'M LUCKY, RIGHT? 307 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,309 I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY TO GIVE AWAY 308 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,611 THAT YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT AND GO TO VEGAS WITH IT, 309 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,080 AND THAT'LL BE YOUR BIG "SCREW YOU" TO ME. 310 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,049 - OH, YEAH? WELL, THEN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 311 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,151 SEE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR CHECK BACK, OKAY? 312 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,452 BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LINE IS, 313 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,322 YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE ME HAPPY. 314 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,690 - NO, YOU TAKE IT. YOU TAKE THIS CHECK. 315 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,293 - I DON'T WANT IT. - YOU TAKE IT. 316 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,096 TAKE IT! STOP IT! YOU TAKE IT! 317 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,438 IT'S WORTH $1,000 318 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,340 NOT TO HEAR ANY OF YOUR CRAP AGAIN. 319 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,076 - MY CRAP IS TRUE! 320 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,783 - WHAT IS IT, HUH? 321 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,785 IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY, 322 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:37,221 'CAUSE YOU THINK I DON'T EVEN DESERVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 323 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:43,394 OH, MY GOD. YOU DO THINK THAT. 324 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,663 YOU DO THINK THAT! GIVE ME MY CHECK BACK! 325 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,166 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT! - YOU DIDN'T NOT SAY IT. 326 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,667 - OH, COME ON, RAYMOND, BE HONEST. 327 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,402 YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT LUCK HASN'T PLAYED 328 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,770 A SMALL ROLE IN YOUR LIFE? 329 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,239 - WHERE? WHAT? HOW AM I LUCKIER THAN YOU? 330 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,242 - LOOK AT ME! 331 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,279 LOOK HOW I'M LIVING! LOOK HOW I EAT! 332 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,783 BOLOGNA AND ORANGE JUICE, LIKE AN ANIMAL! 333 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,124 WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE TO GO TO VEGAS? 334 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,493 BECAUSE I'M NOT LUCKY, RAYMOND. 335 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,496 I NEED A BREAK FROM MY LIFE! 336 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,413 - HERE. 337 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,882 GO TO VEGAS. 338 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:42,687 - NO. I CAN'T. I DON'T WANT TO. 339 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,556 SORRY WHAT I SAID, RAYMOND. 340 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,859 YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GOT. 341 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,262 I'M JUST A JEALOUS JERK. 342 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,434 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JEALOUS ABOUT. 343 00:18:56,436 --> 00:19:01,172 I MEAN...YOU DREAM OF TAKING A VACATION IN VEGAS. 344 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,740 YOU KNOW WHAT I DREAM OF? 345 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,842 FIVE MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A GANG OF MANIACS 346 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,844 POUNDING ON THE DOOR. 347 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,883 - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IF YOU PASS OUT IN THERE, 348 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,752 YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE TO COME AND FIND YOU. 349 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,390 - WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM? 350 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,767 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? 351 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,903 - WHERE? VEGAS? 352 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,306 - COME ON, THE BARONE BROTHERS ON THE STRIP. 353 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,175 - NO... 354 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,609 I CAN'T GO THERE. 355 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,579 I'LL GO ONE DAY, PROBABLY TEN YEARS FROM NOW, 356 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,449 TO DRAG ALLY OUT OF A CASINO CHAPEL. 357 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,817 - COME ON. 358 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,353 WHITE TIGERS, MAGICAL FOUNTAINS, 359 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,389 THEY GOT A HOTEL FROM EVERY COUNTRY. 360 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:55,359 IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD ON ONE BIG, HOT STREET. 361 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,328 - HEY, DON'T THINK I WOULDN'T LOVE TO GO. 362 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,364 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, AND SHE'S NOT A SMALL PROBLEM. 363 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,832 - ALL RIGHT, BUT LOOK, 364 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,468 JUST TELL HER IT WOULD BE REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 365 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,504 COME ON, TWO OR THREE DAYS. TELL HER. 366 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,972 I MEAN, SHE MAY NOT CARE IF YOU'RE HAPPY, 367 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:12,210 BUT SHE LIKES ME. 368 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,583 - THAT'S TRUE. 369 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,485 - COME ON, RAY. TWO OR THREE DAYS. 370 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:27,491 EMPTY HOTEL ROOM, MINIBAR, PAY-PER-VIEW MOVIES. 371 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,828 ROOM SERVICE CHEESEBURGERS AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 372 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,966 - WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER THOUSAND. 373 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,508 - HEY. SO HOW'D IT GO? 374 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,744 - [sighs] IT DIDN'T GO WELL. 375 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,979 - REALLY? - NO. 376 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,548 THOSE THINGS I SAID REALLY HURT HIM. 377 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,983 - DIDN'T YOU APOLOGIZE? 378 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,851 - YEAH, I APOLOGIZED. 379 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,987 HE SAID IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN AN APOLOGY, YOU KNOW? 380 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,289 HE SAID TALK IS CHEAP. 381 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,527 - OH. [clicks teeth] 382 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:06,497 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,699 I THINK HE'D LIKE IT IF I SPENT MORE TIME WITH HIM. 384 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:14,005 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 385 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:18,709 - HE'S THINKING OF, LIKE, SIX DAYS IN VEGAS. 386 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,683 - WHAT? 387 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,318 - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. YEAH. 388 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,854 I TOLD HIM, "NO WAY. I DON'T WANT TO GO." 389 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,589 HE GOT THIS HURT LOOK ON HIS FACE, YOU KNOW, 390 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,491 AND THEN HE TURNED HIS BACK TO ME, 391 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,559 AND I THINK HE WAS CRYING, 'CAUSE HE DID ONE OF THOSE-- 392 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,763 [inhales heavily] 393 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:43,534 I DON'T KNOW. I FELT SO BAD. 394 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,436 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 395 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,306 - I THINK MAYBE IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 396 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,840 - YEAH? YOU THINK? 397 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,909 - YEAH. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 398 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,977 AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, 399 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,345 SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE 400 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,314 OF ME BEING HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. 28582

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