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hello you are not waking up right now
yes I am yep you slides amazing is he
there with you right now no he's at work
you should go through his stuff no
because he's such a sweet guy and so
polite he took me back from the club
last night
I poured a couple glasses of wine lit
candles he even put on Shaddai thinking
that would work it did work plus he has
one of those NASA mattresses
oh [ __ ] Tamra I think I'm gonna say
don't say it I think he might be the one
okay first of all a Oh second of all I'm
probably gonna blow this audition
because I spent all night trying to get
you laid and then I went home by myself
but I guess you know that's just the
friend that I am [ __ ] Tamara what should
i do should I leave or should I wait for
him to come home
I mean maybe I should clean the place up
a bit that would be nice right I should
leave
I mean should I leave him my number is
that too forward no it's way too forward
to leave it guy your number after
sleeping write him a note or something
tell him how amazing he is just don't
get all I'm gonna boil your rabbit I
don't think he has any pets
just don't seem desperate okay do you
want me to pick you up after my audition
yeah that would be great okay where are
you at I don't know his address
[ __ ] I gotta go there's a cop behind me
and I don't have hands-free okay just
meet me on the corner of Santa Monica
and Brockton Avenue okay
got it okay see ya good luck all right
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oh [ __ ]
oh my god you gotta be [ __ ] kidding
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No
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great hello are you ready for some
serious [ __ ] what hey what's up is
everything okay
yeah everything's fine what's up okay so
I walk into the audition and the
director takes one look at me and tells
everyone to go home I got the part
really you said that I had the perfect
period look hey why are you bloated
No
anyway I'm like like five seconds away
so what did you write in the note oh
[ __ ] I totally forgot about the note you
know remember to keep it simple and
try not to be crazy okay okay keep it
simple I had fun
see you soon
that's cheesy
Oh
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