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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(TIMER CHIMING)

Quick, Titans!

If we don't disarm

Dr. Light's Light Bomb,

Jump City will be destroyed!

-Cool. Go for it.

-Me?

Isn't Cyborg the tech guy?

Who said I was the tech guy?

Well, you're made of things

and you like cars.

Maybe there's an off switch!

RAVEN: I don't think bombs

have off switches.

That is so unsafe.

We all gonna die!

No, not this day.

Star!

(TIMER CHIMING CONTINUES)

(EXPLODING)

(CRASHING)

Starfire! Wake up.

Wake up, Star.

(SOBBING) Oh, no! Star!

(MUMBLING)

I thought I lost you

before I had the chance

to tell you all the things

in my heart.

-Robin.

-No, no, no. Shh, shh.

The moment I laid eyes on you,

-I knew...

-Robin?

Is that a kitty?

(MEOWS)

Uh, uh, yes it is.

But as I was saying...

Kitty!

Oh, so sweet,

so tiny nose, tiny nose.

Starfire, if you could forget

about the cat for a second,

I'm in the middle of

professing my love.

(GIGGLES) Oh ho ho,

I'm going to call you Nibbles.

Hey, Starfire! (WHISTLES)

Eyes over here.

Yo, yo, yo.

Oh, Mister Nibbles.

Oh, you are a sweet boy.

Oh, yes you are.

Never mind.

♪ Oh kitty meow, meow, meow

♪ Oh meow, meow kitty ♪

-(MEOWS)

-(LAUGHS)

Man, she is really loving

on that cat.

Yeah. You think she'll ever

show me that much affection?

Maybe, if you had whiskers

and fish breath.

Hmm, become a cat.

That's not a bad idea, Raven,

and I already have

the fish breath.

-(EXHALES)

-(CHOKING)

Dude! I would have taken

your word for it!

Bro, cats are the worst.

If you're gonna be an animal,

be a dog.

Dogs are rad.

I have to be a cat, Beast Boy.

It's the only way Star

will love me.

Whoa, there cuckoo bird.

Are you seriously

considering this?

Of course.

But if you're a cat,

she'll be a cat lady.

That's just not

the relationship you want.

Besides, how are you gonna

turn yourself into a cat?

Wish on a shooting star?

Yes. A star wish. Perfect!

I wish...

I wish, I wish,

I wish I was a cat.

(GASPS)

Beware what you

wish for, Robin.

You just may get it.

(ALARM BEEPING)

ROBIN: (GASPS) I'm a cat.

I'm a cat.

Meow! Meow! Meow, meow, meow!

I'm a cat!

Huh?

-What?

-(ALL LAUGHING)

I can't believe you thought

that wish was gonna

turn you into a cat.

But the shooting star.

(CHUCKLES) Shooting stars

don't turn people into cats!

(LAUGHS)

That's not science!

Well, your little joke

won't stop me.

I'm going to be a cat

and Starfire

is going to love me

and we're going to be

together forever.

You're fooling yourself, dude.

No fur. No whiskers. No cat.

(MEOWS)

Ro, you went full cat?

(MEOWING)

Use your words.

What is wrong with you, dude?

(MEOWING ANGRILY)

Robin, Starfire is not gonna

like you better as a cat.

-(CAT YOWLS)

-Oh!

-(CAT YOWLS)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)

Hello, Mr. Kitty!

Oh, you have the cuteness

times the power of 10.

(MEOWS)

Ten? Pfft, please!

He's seven times cute,

at most.

-(MEOWS ANGRILY)

-(HISSING)

Whoo, feisty.

I shall name you Sassy Pants.

Okay, Star, you know

that's Robin. Right?

Of course!

But he is a cat now.

I cannot resist his charm.

Oh no, I can't.

Come, sweet kitty.

Let us play.

What just happened?

(MEOWING)

(YOWLS)

(MEOWS)

Ever since Robin became a cat,

all he does is sleep.

And he's so cruel, too.

So what if I can't get a date.

That doesn't make me a loser.

I just wish he'd stop

pushing me off tables.

Well, I know just the thing

to take our minds off him.

Lasagna!

(PANTING)

(BARKS)

(SLURPING)

-Sassy Pants!

-(LICKING LIPS) Hmm.

Mondays.

(STARFIRE GIGGLING)

Oh, Sassy Pants,

you are being so fierce.

(GIGGLES)

Look at him. He's turning Star

into a cat lady.

And the only thing worse

than a cat is a cat lady.

We have to stop this!

Well, I know for a fact

Star would never

choose a cat over us.

Hey Star, no big deal,

but your cat's giving me

bad allergies.

(HISSES)

Oh! The allergies!

Oh! I am sorry, Raven.

I will have to remove him

from the tower.

Great! Just toss him out back

near the garbage cans.

Oh, no. We will just find

the new living arrangements.

-We?

-Yes!

Sassy Pants

is the precious to me.

I could never be without him.

(MEOWING CONTENTLY)

(PURRING)

I love you, too. Oh, yes I do.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Good bye forever, friends!

His plan worked?

This is crazy!

(PURRING)

Oh, Sassy Pants!

You give me so much

of the happiness.

(MEOWS)

I know you do not like it

when I leave the house.

(MEOWS)

I do not like it either,

Sassy Pants,

but I was buying my

frozen meals for one,

when outside of the store,

I found a box

of precious treasures!

ROBIN: Meow?

More kitty friends!

(MEOWING)

(MEOWS IN FRIGHT)

(HISSING)

Oh! You are

the sassy one, indeed.

Do not worry Sassy Pants.

You will always be my

number one kitty.

Meow.

Come kitties, let us all play.

Meow, meow, meow.

(CATS MEOWING)

-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

-(GASPS) Visitors?

(PANTING)

I am filled with the anxiety.

(UNLOCKING)

Oh, it is only the friends.

It has been so long.

Hey, we're worried

about you, Star.

Come home with us.

Oh no, no, no!

I couldn't possibly do that.

I need my own space

to care for

all my little babies.

(ALL GASP)

I had nearly forgotten.

It is your din-din time.

Excuse me friends, but I must

prepare their meals.

(MEOWING CONTINUES)

Sassy Pants, get out here,

right now.

(MEOWS)

Come on.

Come on, kitty witty.

Meow.

Bro, look what you've done.

You took a cool lady alien

and turned her

into a gross cat lady.

That's just wrong!

Meow.

This can't be the relationship

you had in mind.

If you care

about Starfire at all,

you'll take off the cat suit.

Meow.

Ah, he's hopeless.

Come on, let's go.

(DOOR CLOSING)

Whoa, is that me?

What have I done?

Starfire loves me,

but only as a cat lady.

She's so much more

than a cat lady

and I am so much more

than a cat.

I need to set things right

and I know exactly

how to do it.

-(BARKING)

-(CATS YOWLING)

(GROWLING)

STARFIRE: Din-din time

for the kitty babies!

Oh, come get your

num num nums.

Kitties?

(GASPS) My babies

have departed!

Oh, the sad times are here!

I truly have nothing

in this world without the love

of my sweet, sweet,

sweet, sweet kitties.

(ROBIN BARKING)

Oh! Puppy!

Oh! Who is the good boy?

Who is the best boy?

Oh, come puppy.

Let us breathe

the fresh air together.

(GIGGLES) Oh, good boy!

Oh, good boy, good boy.

At least she's not

a cat lady anymore.

I hope you learned something

from all this, Robin.

Huh?

Oh, whatever, go get it.

(ROBIN BARKING)

When you live with pets,

there's never a dull moment.

-(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(DOG YELPING)

(GRUNTING)

I am crushing these curls.

Yeah, bro! Check it out!

I'm gonna jack my bench.

(STRAINING)

I am getting buffed up

in the threeceps.

(YELLS)

We're totally diesel, bros.

Come on Raven,

shred your bi's with us.

I worked on my upper

body, yesterday.

Today is leg day.

(SARCASTICALLY)

Haha, legs. What is the point?

Seriously, no one

even sees yours.

Leg muscles need work, too.

You guys all have

chicken legs.

(CHICKEN CLUCKS)

Whatevs, upper bod is

where it's at, man.

Check these

meaty biceps, mama.

They're just so juicy.

(KISSING)

Nice!

Oh, yeah,

let me get in on that.

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

(ALL KISSING)

Kisses for the gun show!

(SIREN WAILING)

Titans! (KISSES)

Crime alert! (KISSES)

There's an emergency...

In Jump City!

Titans! (KISSES) Go!

(LASERS FIRING)

Titans! This might be

the biggest threat

we've ever faced.

Then it's a good thing we

brought our big guns!

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

Hey! Can you guys make out

with your muscles later?

Oh! Right.

To be continued. (KISSES)

Titans! Go!

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Come on, Titans!

Your guns are the only thing

standing between them

and world domination.

This is when all those

curls pay off!

We are the diesel!

(GROANING)

Guys! We have to lift

with our legs.

(GROANS)

But no one even looks at legs.

(SIGHS) We've lost everything.

Our muscles (KISSES)

aren't strong enough.

No! The Teen Titans

weren't strong enough.

Then there is no hope.

There is hope.

Hope is alive in us.

Because today, we will make

a stand against evil.

Today, we will plant our feet

firm for justice.

Today we will squat

over our fallen enemies.

Because today is a new day.

Today is...

Leg Day.

Them legs!

Lady Legasus,

you have returned.

Your upper body muscles have

failed. Only the power of legs

can save the world now.

But this threat is bigger than

your two well-defined legs.

You're right. I'll need 10.

Ten legs! You're gonna look

crazy with 10 legs.

No. I'm gonna need your legs.

STARFIRE:

But we have the poultry legs.

(CHICKEN CLUCKS)

-Yeah, and nobody

even looks at them.

-(DOG WHIMPERS)

Legs are the most

powerful muscle group

and if you follow me,

we will be, too.

I'll follow those legs to the

ends of the Earth, mama.

Then your training begins now!

But be warned, it won't be

a walk in the park.

It's gonna be

a run in the park,

probably with some weights on.

Now, let's shake a leg.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(CYMBAL CRASHES)

(GUITAR PLAYS)

Those are some

meaty thighs, bro.

I wanna take

a bite out of 'em.

Your drum sticks

are making me hungry.

I'm glad someone brought

a couple of melons

to this meat fest.

You've done well, my friends.

Your legs

are fully jacked now.

I feel our spirit has grown

as big as our bulging thighs!

Dem legs...

We aren't the Teen Titans

anymore.

We are the League of Legs.

Step forward,

and receive your new

League of Legs identities.

Cyborg,

you shall now be known

as Thunder Thighs.

Starfire,

you are the Incredible Quad.

Beast Boy,

you are now, The Calf!

(BULL BELLOWS)

And finally, Robin,

you are now and will forever

be known as Captain Cankle!

ALL: Let's kick it!

As you can see, the enemy

has spread across the entire

eastern portion of Jump City.

Here, here and here.

This is very worrisome,

Lady Legasus.

What do you mean, Quad?

Their positioning indicates

reinforcements are on the way.

(GRUNTS)

We can't let that happen!

We need to stop them now!

But how, Captain Cankle?

Like this!

Calf, throw me that pen.

(YELPS)

The enemy has

focused their resources

to fortify the upper levels

of the command center,

leaving the foundation

vulnerable.

We, The Legs,

need to extend past this line

and then curl back.

That's where we flex

our muscles.

(YELLS) Are you crazy?

A frontal assault?

I like it. They'll never know

what kicked them.

Okay, everybody in, on three,

one, two, three...

Legs!

(ROCKET LAUNCHING)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(LASERS FIRING)

This is where

we make our stand.

And then squat, with our knees

at a 90-degree angle.

(STRAINING)

Hold it, hold it!

Keep that form!

(GROANING)

Okay, Legs. Let's kick it.

Leg Lock!

Quad Crusher!

Calf Cram!

Thigh Throw!

Cankle Crack now!

-Those are some cankles.

-Yeah.

Captain Cankle!

Can't do it!

My two legs... Not enough.

Ow! Make that four, mama!

Six!

Eight!

Ten!

(ALL STRAINING)

Now that's what I call maxing

out a rip! (KISSING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

-We did it.

-The Earth is saved.

(CHEERING)

-Go Legs.

-Great Job.

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

(KISSING)

(CHOMPING)

So what's next for the League

of Legs, Lady Legasus?

It pains me to say it, Calf.

But our next move

is to disband.

(ALL GASP)

But these cankles saved

countless lives.

Our legs are unstoppable.

Exactly. No one should have

this kind of power.

I worry that in time,

our thighs will

become threatening.

Our calves corrupted.

The sun has set.

Leg day has come to an end.

(ALL WHIMPER)

Say it isn't so.

For the good of the world,

we must sit around

and watch TV

until our glorious legs

waste away.

We must become

the Teen Titans again.

(SCREAMING) No!

Before we do,

just one last time.

One last time.

BEAST BOY: Dem Legs!

(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, my Quad. Those legs.

(VOCALIST SINGING)

♪ They're amazing!

♪ They're amazing!

♪ Walk strong

Kick hard

♪ Look at them legs

Look at them legs

They're amazing

♪ Look at them legs

♪ They're amazing ♪