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Right now is 2013.

"Red Sun" The sun is like this.

"Wanna eat this" The moon is like this.

The president's house looks like this.

People look like this when they like each other.

"Always comes out in drama" The highest mortality rate is cancer.

"I put the beauty mark on her nose" My mom and dad looks like this.

"My dad is freaking good looking"

I'm just kidding.

Everyday.

The night ends and day comes.

But...

Who knew that this repetition, which I thought would be endless,

would suddenly break one day.

Oh my God.

Danger.

You can never know where it'll come from.

"Episode 1"

What's going on? I keep hearing your alarm.

Jin-ah, wake up!

You said that you have to go early today

because it's the school's anniversary!

Gosh! You brat! Surprised me.

Hey, wake up.

Why's your hair like a ghost, you brat?

Because I couldn't fall asleep and I couldn't find my eye mask.

You could've turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Obviously that didn't work for me! Guess whose fault this is.

Yeah, I'm the one to blame.

Always drawing this crap, that's why she can't fall asleep.

Mom, your pyramid, why's all the products in this shape?

What do you mean? How are they?

What kind of conditioner makes my hair more dry.

What? It's softens my hair!

And our company isn't a pyramid scheme, you brat.

It's a door-to-door sales!

A dog or a puppy. They're the same.

You brat.

Hurry up with drying your hair and eat.

You said you were going to go by nine, you'll be late.

Throw me one.

Come and eat. Are you a seal?

Just throw it to me, hurry!

Acting crazy.

Here.

By the way, does your manager or anyone want to buy heated mats?

Nope. Not even one?

Yeah, not even one.

If I sell just 28 of the heated mats, I'll become a ruby member.

An incident has occurred.

Yesterday around 2 in the morning at Euljiro Institute Park,

a woman in her 20s died from strangulation.

The police have begun the investigation.

For this case and the recent murder case at Boramae Station, Bukgajwa-dong.

The fact that the victims were all women in their 20s,

And have been killed by strangulation and then stabbed with a weapon,

Why is the world so vicious?

Leads the police to investigate on the basis of serial killing.

Seriously.

Why in the world are they not fixing our alley street lamp?

Yeah, really!

The world is so vicious like this.

Yet they don't listen to us.

These government employees aren't picking up again.

Next news. Are they not in for work yet?

Next Thursday, October 3, around 12 midnight.

A small asteroid called 2013QR3

will approach 800,000 km near Earth and pass it,

according to NASA.

Yong-jun, are you okay?

I heard you hit a high ranking soldier.

They say you get imprisoned if you hit a high ranking soldier in the army,

Are you all right?

I'm not in a good mood these days as well.

I told you, right? That our boss is a nano-sensitivity patient.

I forgot to eat my medicine in the morning.

Darn it.

Should I get it for you after dropping you off at the office?

Hold up.

Honey,

I forgot to eat my medicine this morning, what do I do?

What's the big deal?

You won't die just because you don't eat it one day.

Doctor Yoo told me to never forget to eat it everyday.

I think because I didn't eat the medicine,

my bladder feels like it's getting very pressured

and my prostrate feels really bloated.

That's enough! Not eating your medicine once won't make it bloated.

It's just your imagination.

Hang up! I'm busy.

This person!

But I can certainly feel the pressure on my bladder right now.

Why did I forget it when I ate it every morning? Darn it!

I was happy when I heard that

that nano-sensitivity patient was retiring because of his prostrate.

But his son is coming.

He's known for his conceitedness.

Did you prepare for your inauguration speech?

What's the use of preparing for those things?

You just have to do it as you wish.

But who wrote my bio on our company's homepage?

I don't know.

Probably Miss Hwang, why?

They wrote Harvard as Harbard on my bio.

Bard.

What's the matter?

Maybe because I didn't eat medicine, I feel so much pressure on my bladder.

You have to go pee really badly?

You can't hold it in? Should I give you this?

The hole is too small so I don't think it'll go in well.

The hole is small so will it work?

It's stuck... I'll take it out!

The hole is too small, I don't think it'll work!

There's no choice but for you to shoot it in.

No, it'll spill all over the place.

It's okay, I'll catch it well.

All right, go for it.

It's not coming out.

I feel uneasy about you catching it, so it's not coming out.

I said it's okay! Pee freely.

All right, pee... Don't pressure me!

I'm sensitive so it won't come out more if you do that.

All right.

But you know Director Oh...

Do we just leave him be?

During the merge, he locked up BW and took so much rebate.

He's not like that, leave him be.

Because he's an original member,

he knows every little thing, even about our family.

So if we become enemies with him, it'll be harder on us.

That's why I don't like him more!

Because it seems like he's holding onto our weaknesses.

And how his name is only in numbers bothers me too.

What kind of name is Oh Yi-sah (Director Oh)?

Pee is coming out.

Oh no.

Sorry, it's all over your hand.

We're here.

Do you want tissue?

It's fine, I'll just wash it when I get off.

Welcome.

New CEO! Congratulations!

Not even Director Oh, you gotta help me a lot from now on.

Driver Kim, you said you couldn't eat breakfast

because you had to come early today.

It's fine, boss.

No, at least get a conch bean paste soup from right in front of here.

I think it was 8000 won?

Oh no, I'm a 1000 won short!

Boss, you're here.

Can you lend me a 1000 won?

I'll pay you back later.

Yes!

Miss Hwang,

I think I'm gonna go crazy.

Why?

I didn't eat the prostrate medicine before coming here.

Should I go to your place and get it?

No need to.

My wife will go crazy again.

I'll talk her into it well and bring it!

Talk her into it?

Let's just wait and see my body's condition.

If my body can endure, then I don't have to eat it.

But if I can't endure it, you can perhaps bring it then.

Today's an emergency situation, so don't go far away

and stay right next to me.

Got it.

Secretary Hwang.

My bio on the company's homepage, it's Harvard not Harbard.

Pardon? The college that I graduated from,

it's Harvard. Harvard.

You wrote it as Harbard,

fix it fast.

Yong-jun.

I don't feel too good about this guy as well.

When the customers sing the Burger Song, film it well.

Since we have to report it to the headquarters.

You all know the Burger Song, right?

We didn't learn that.

I wonder why.

Then learn it fast.

Na Jin-ah, example.

I want to eat a Smile Burger.

Putting a smile on, Smile Burger.

Tomato grilled as a whole.

Plentiful, plentiful chicken pattie.

With crunchy, crunchy lettuce.

On top of that, with spicy and yellow cajun sauce.

After you eat it, you will smile.

Spicy spicy spicy spicy chicken burger.

Smile Burger.

What's wrong? The toilet is clogged!

Someone asked to use the bathroom a while ago.

Gosh.

Jin-ah, take care of it please.

Over here, Jin-ah.

It's clogged in two stages.

Do I have to tackle it directly?

Okay!

You don't unclog the toilet with strength.

You have to use the plunger in this rhythm.

Jin-ah, you're the best!

You unclog the toilet so beautifully.

"Kong Kong Company CEO Inauguration"

In 1981, Kong Kong Toy has made its first historical step.

Also, through a joint venture, released its Sky Kong Kong!

With Sky Kong Kong, Kong Kong Toy changes the world!

And in 1988,

exclusively supplying Seoul Olympic's Mascot, Little Tiger!

At last, surpassing Korea,

it becomes a Kong Kong toy of the world!

In 1997, dancing arrows!

The controversial creation that soaked young people into a dance craze.

Thanks to Dance Dance Revolution,

our company soars high once again!

And at last in 2012,

through Kong Kong Toy merging with,

Sewon Condoms, Woori Diapers, Bong Won Flour.

Kong Kong Company gets reborn as a joint-stock company!

This is your speech. You're up next.

All right. This part right here

is different from the rehearsal... Looking it up,

that helps with the relaxation of the bladder.

Pardon? I'm talking about the medicine,

I looked it up online.

I see.

Boss, this portion here and this one...

Perhaps that's why

my bladder feels like it's contracted a bit.

This hasn't happened to you before, right?

What do you mean? Bladder retraction.

What? Lucky.

I mean, at your age your bladder should be loose.

So when do I have to go out?

The founder of Kong Kong Toy.

And the inventor of Sky Kong Kong.

Please welcome CEO Noh Soo-dong!

I want to eat a Smile Burger.

Putting a smile on, Smile Burger.

Tomato grilled as a whole. Plentiful, plentiful chicken patty.

"September 22, Sunday, 2 PM Submitted application for Kong Kong"

Excuse me.

Can I take your order?

What do you want?

It's not that.

If I sing the song two times, will you give me two hamburgers?

It doesn't work like that. It's one per person.

One moment, please.

You have to do it with me, grandma.

I want to eat a Smile Burger.

Putting a smile on, Smile Burger.

Tomato grilled as a whole.

P...

Dry, rough?

(Plentiful, plentiful)

Hentiful, hentiful?

(Plentiful, plentiful)

Dirty...

Success! You both have passed!

We'll give you two of our Smile burger combos!

Eat it well with grandma.

Yes!

One who will newly lead Kong Kong,

CEO Noh Min-hyuk!

Have you heard of the Charles River?

In Cambridge of Massachusetts,

it's a river flowing next to Harvard University.

It's also a river that I went to often when I was at Harvard.

During the summer, summer migratory birds.

During the winter, winter migratory birds.

CEO Noh... he graduated from Harvard?

He probably just wrote one good self-introduction and got in by luck.

What's all this talk about the Charles River and migratory birds?

The Charles River and Harvard taught me that.

A competent person isn't one who knows a lot.

But is one who creates something new.

My father, who is sitting right here,

invented the Sky Kong Kong as he was riding on the handle of a shovel.

There must've been many people who rode on the handle of shovels.

But the person who thought of the Sky Kong Kong was...

Only one person, my father!

This is competence!

My dad was the first person to make the Sky Kong Kong.

"Resume"

Isn't my dad awesome? Really?

Then your dad must've earned a lot of money!

This company earned it all, since he was just an employee.

And then he passed away.

Is that why you apply to this company every year?

Yeah. Although I don't get accepted every time.

"Your resume has been accepted" "Results come out on September 24"

All done.

Jin-ah, hurry and eat too! Yeah.

The company car is here!

If you're done eating, let's hurry and unload.

Okay...

Miss Hwang! Yes?

Where's CEO Noh Min-hyuk? Is he nearby?

I think he's getting business reports from each department?

Why? Never mind.

I think it'll work if Min-hyuk says "shhh" for me.

Darn it!

What's wrong, boss?

My pee isn't coming out, my pee!

Because I didn't eat my medicine,

my prostrate got bigger so I need to go badly.

But not even one drop is coming out.

This is driving me nuts!

Should I bring some medicine?

But my wife will go crazy...

Then you know what... Your zipper is open!

Oh, right!

Bring it secretly without my wife knowing.

I'll talk her into it well.

Just do as I say.

If you tell her, she'll go on about how meticulous I am and such later on.

Let's plan a strategy.

Look.

This is our house.

So where the medicine is...

This is our living room. Probably here, right?

This is the entrance.

Yong-jun, I'm having a hard time.

Got it?

Do it well without making mistakes, okay?

Okay.

Miss Hwang Yes?

Is something pissing you off?

What? No.

Then why did you extend your 'okay'?

I didn't extend it at all.

If you misunderstood, then I'm sorry.

It's a misunderstanding?

Then why did I feel that way?

Am I just imagining?

Yong-jun, I think I'm going crazy!

Thanks, my sister.

Inauguration?

Look at the video later.

You'll probably be touched and cry.

I'm home!

You must've done really well.

What?

Is that brother-in-law?

Hey, crumbs crumbs!

I won't spill but brother-in-law?

Okay, see you tonight.

Did you exercise? Yeah.

A little bit of tennis with Choi during lunch.

How'd you know?

You smell like sweat, and I can tell you put on your tie again.

Wash up.

Put your socks and shirt in the washing machine.

Don't make any dinner plans, we're meeting up to congratulate Min-hyuk.

Gyu-young.

Kim Gyu-young, today dinner...

What're you guys doing?

What're you guys doing, are you two fighting?

No...

Kim Gyu-young, stop doing weird things again!

I was testing my supernatural powers.

I almost had it!

He said he can kill me with his supernatural powers.

Do you want to kill your little brother?

Quit doing weird things!

I was only going to make him faint.

You know at the supernatural power unit in the US...

Be quiet! Red sun.

We're eating dinner with uncle,

so finish all your homework before then.

Do it again next time! I'm fine even if I die.

You little!

Who are you?

Hello, I'm CEO's secretary Hwang Jung-eum.

What is she saying?

I'm the CEO's secretary.

He cannot hear well, use this.

Okay.

I'm CEO's secretary Hwang Jung-eum.

Who's being so loud?

Hello!

I can hear well. What brings you here?

Because CEO told me to bring some documents.

Documents? Where are they?

When you go into the room,

there's 4 bottles of medicine inside the bedside cabinet.

Among those, if you look at the one on the front right side,

you'll see blue trapezoid pills.

I mean, more than trapezoid,

the edges are smooth curves

and the bottom isn't pointy.

Shall I say they're similar to heart shapes?

You're understanding what I'm saying, right?

I'll get going now, grandpa!

So loud! Why in the world are you yelling?

You couldn't hear well earlier.

I have a compensator on, can't you see?

Gosh.

I'm sorry, I'll get going now.

You said you came to get documents, didn't you?

I couldn't find it.

You couldn't find it so you're just leaving?

You came to get the medicine, didn't you?

What can possibly happen if he doesn't eat medicine for a day?

Such a timid and sensitive man.

Why are you so discontent with everything?

What's so bad about coming for the medicine because he forgot to eat it?

Would he die for not eating medicine for a day?

What if he dies? Are you gonna be responsible for that?

What?

If he needed to eat medicine, why not ask for it proudly?

What's up with using documents as an excuse

and using a lower positioned person to lie?

That's how much you nag at him, to the point where he has to do that!

Before saying something about him,

do a hand-stand and reflect on yourself!

Why would I do a hand-stand, you think I'm crazy to do that?

Such weird happenings as I live and live.

Such weird happenings as you live and live?

How long have you lived to say that?

I lived over 60 years.

Yong-jun So what?

Who am I, and where is this?

Secretary Hwang, come into my room for a moment.

Starting with this, let's completely change the interior of this room.

What are all these pictures?

Pictures from my days at Harvard.

I'll explain each picture later on a scheduled day.

Let's hang it on all three sides of the wall excluding the windows.

First off, mount all these pictures by tomorrow.

Okay?

Sorry! Because I haven't met my friends in like a hundred years.

Okay, I'll close.

I'll repay you this debt later for sure!

All right, congratulating the inauguration of CEO Noh Min-hyuk!

Cheers!

Cheers! Congratulations.

Thank you!

All right, today's main character should say a word.

Oh yes, well...

Thank you!

Father has worked hard all along,

Now, I will lead the company well as if I'm starting a second business.

Don't worry... Again!

What did I do? Be quiet! Since earlier today.

I have confidence.

You're much louder.

Why are you doing that to the kids who aren't doing anything?

Honey, you were much louder.

Brother-in-law was talking.

He was doing weird things since earlier today!

You and grandpa don't even know.

No, it's because you were being loud when he was talking!

It's fine, I'm done talking.

But how in the world are the women in our family more fierce?

Both the old and young one, I can't say anything because I'm scared!

Am I that old one?

That's right I was wondering why you weren't budging out.

Why're you being like this? Stop, now.

Stay put! Because you're so weak, our household is in this condition!

What are you saying?

What's the condition of our household?

Honestly, who brought this household all the way here?

Who? Who do you think?

You tell me, who brought us all the way here!

You? Is it not?

I'm sure that's more than how much we earned for Sky Kong Kong,

I earned a lot more through investments in real estates.

During the 88 Olympics, who got the consent for the Little Tiger dolls?

Was it you?

Yes, it was! Don't you remember?

I filled an apple box with money and fed it to the person in charge!

I was the first one in Korea to think of putting money in an apple box!

That's enough, Mom.

Yeah, your poop is thick!

My poop isn't thick, so what?

How did such an excellent person like you lose their...

Why is losing Jun-hyuk my fault?

Stop...

Who's Jun-hyuk, mom?

I told her to come out.

Who are you? Hey! It's too bright.

Mom?

If you're so scared of the dark, come home earlier.

These days, serial killers and crazy guys are roaming around.

I wouldn't wish for more if I could survive with working on daytimes only.

Oh yeah! I applied for Kong Kong this time again!

I even tried turning in my portfolio this time, too!

Why do you keep applying there?

Because it's the company that dad made.

What's the use for that?

They prospered thanks to your dad, and when your dad died,

that CEO promised us that he won't let us starve.

But all he sends is an 80 kg load of rice per year.

He should at least hire you.

It's fine, that's too bad if I can't get in with my own skills.

That's why I'm saying, don't do it!

They're so stingy.

That's enough!

Well that's that.

After you save up all your money, let's buy some heat mats.

What? Are you crazy?

If we don't have that money, how will we move?

Where will we get the security deposit money for a half-basement unit?

There's a lot of places these days for monthly rent

without security deposits.

If I buy 27 more mats, I'll become a ruby member.

Then my monthly paycheck will be around 200.

Don't you know that pyramid schemes persuade you like that

so that you buy more products?

You've been losing money all along...

It's a cat, a cat!

Let go!

It's been so long since we asked them to fix the streetlamp

but why aren't they doing it?

Purely insane.

Let's go together!

Then I will arrange the meeting at four on Wednesday.

Really?

Then, we'll make it at six.

Okay, bye.

When will my pictures be done mounting?

I'll get them before you go home.

Okay.

So... I know this is a useless interference but...

Yes? Thinking about it,

your English pronunciation is one of our company's public image.

What're you...

Listening to you for a bit,

you can't differentiate the 'r' and 'l' pronunciation at all.

What? No, it's not like that.

What do you mean?

Try saying 'really'.

Okay.

Really?

See, you can't do it!

It's not 'leally'.

'Really'.

Try it.

Really?

Try rolling your tongue in more.

Really?

It got a bit better, but not there yet.

Roll your tongue and go 'rrrrrr'. Try it.

Really?

Much better!

From now on, practice it 100 times when you come in for work okay?

Yong-jun, I think I'm gonna end up hitting this punk someday.

What do I do?

But since today is the day I see you, I feel like I can endure everything.

If I speed right after I end work at 6,

I think I'll arrive in front of the unit at 8.

I can't believe we're allowed to go outside.

I really like it.

Fix the streetlight fast!

Fast, please!

Why the streetlight...

That place will be demolished soon, so why fix the streetlight?

Why fix it? Because people live here!

On top of that, I have darkness trauma!

She goes crazy when it's dark because of fear!

When are you coming?

Oh Yong-jun! I'll be heading out soon.

I came now because I had to go get the CEO's mounted pictures.

Yeah, I'll be there soon, sorry!

Boss, I brought the mounted pictures...

Okay, one moment.

Really?

Yeah, am I being too sensitive?

Yeah, it's because you're sensitive.

Boss, I'll... Wait!

Relax your heart!

That doesn't work.

I'll get going now.

Shall I leave this here? Oh, is it raining outside?

Yeah, it's raining.

If you're going to go watch baseball, you'll have to cancel it.

Yeah, you're right.

Strangely for me, whenever it rains, diarrhea comes out.

Really? I wonder why.

Oh, Yong-jun.

I really want to punch these people.

I have no idea.

Maybe because I keep thinking diarrhea will come out when it rains?

Yeah, that's because you're too sensitive too.

Boss, can I leave...

My poo is never diarrhea or constipation. That never happened.

It's really not the diarrhea nor the constipated kind.

It comes out cleanly whenever I go.

I've had those types of turds for several years.

Yong-jun. I think I'm going to kill them. What do I do?

So I don't really use a lot of toilet paper.

I only change toilet papers once a year when I was in Harvard.

Miss Hwang.

What's wrong?

I can't take this 'turd talk' anymore.

You don't have anything to show off. You're even showing off your turds!

Fart heads! Dog poo!

Yong Jun, sorry. I don't think I can go today.

I'm freaking mad today. I might drive off a cliff if I drive.

I'll visit you next time.

What's wrong, Yong-jun?

Yong Jun, what is wrong with you?

"Selection Notice at 6 PM, September 24."

The murder case is very similar to the murder

that took place in Jeong-dong.

Investigation is ongoing.

New cases obtained point to a serial murder,

causing panic among the city's residents.

The police has formed a special investigation cell

to hasten the investigation.

She's not picking up.

Mom, please answer the phone.

It is really hard to predict where the crisis will come from.

He's dead. He's not dead.

Hello...

What do we need now?

What do we need? Speed?

It's innovation. Innovation.

Who does he think he is? Kim Jong Un?

He got into that empty house. It's also really strange.

I know where the next murder will happen.

Doing strange stuff again? Red Sun.

Listen to me just a bit! Red Sun.

Go to sleep.

Hey, was it you who reported me to the police?

Gosh. Do I look like a murderer?