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2 days ago
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I have read your CV.
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I think i can hire such a promising worker in my kitchen.
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To be honest, I don't understand why they don't appreciate such a talent in "Monet".
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These are my contact numbers, just in case...
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Otherwise I will call you in a few days
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and we will discuss everything in details.
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"Professional cooks required in our restaurant"
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Good morning, Viktor Petrovich.
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Good morning,
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I see you use an ad to recruit your staff,
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You'd better post it in the metro,
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more professional cooks pass by there.
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You know, actually there is no need to do this.
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A few excellent cooks have come to me already.
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And some of them work in very reputable restaurants
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Since when kebab shops are considered as a reputable restaurants?
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Well... if you consider your restaurant as a kebab shop...then...
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Please, dont make me laugh!
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I will eat my own hat
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If I find out that one of my cooks came to you.
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Aha...then, bon appetite
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One more thing.
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If, by any chance, you are looking for a job
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you are mostly welcome.
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Thank you.
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I will definitely consider your generous offer.
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Amazing.
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I said medium-rare, idiot!
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Do it again!
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Hurry up, girls! Move it!
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Is the fricassee ready?
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uh...10 minutes, Chef!
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Thats too much. You have 3 minutes
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What are you doing here?!
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- You have nothing to do?!
- No, Im…
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Maksim Leonidovich,
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I peeled the stickers off bananas
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What should i do next?
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Whats next?
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On your knees...
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You are a good boy, Vitka! Vitushenka!
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My chicken-butt!
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Chicken-butt!
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Have you completely lost your mind?
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Why are you sleeping here?
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Chef, I...I just...
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I had a nap for 5 minutes...
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I couldn't sleep all night. Probably because of acclimatization...
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Max, Im leaving... Are you coming with me?
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Go, go, Kostyan...I will stay a bit longer, go ahead!
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Thanks.
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What the hell are you talking about? Acclimatization?!
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Its not a homeless shelter, its your work place!
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Chef, but you dont let me cook anyway...
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I’m already a whole month ahead in peeling stickers off bananas.
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Ok.
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If you want to cook, you will cook!
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Attention!
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Today our chicken-butt will cook lunch for staff.
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Its a very high responsibility!
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If they dont like it and they stay hungry...
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I will let them to eat you.
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Got it?
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Maximka's meat is a bit tough, but still eatable!
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I have been dreaming for so long about the day I start to cook...
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Crap, but why exactly today?
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So, are you happy?
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Chef, I'm very happy.
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But firstly I'll take a cup of coffee.
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Where are you going? Go and change!
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Get back to work!
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Sokolova Elena Pavlovna.
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Restourant “Arkobalento”
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I will eat my own hat
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If I find out that one of my cooks came to you.
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Then, bon appetite
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Ah, ungrateful bastards!
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Whose is this?
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Why are you silent, retards?
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I will kill you!
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Traitors! Judas!
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Who did this?
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Filthy Iscariots!
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Confess, ugly freaks!!!
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Hate you all!
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One more!
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Kostyan, look...
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what a nest she has on her head.
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She is beautiful.
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Do you like her?
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What? No...
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Wow, Kostyan fell in love!
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Nastja!
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- Just a sec.
- Come here for a minute
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Are you crazy? What for?
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Kostyan wants to tell you something.
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What do you want?
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You have nothing to do? Go on, get out of here!
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Nastja, we just wanted to tell you that you have a beautiful hairdo.
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And you're an idiot.
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You are really an idiot, Kostyan.
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If you really like her, be bolder.
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Alright. Im off to cook.
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For you, by the way.
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Which one of you could do this to me?
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Maybe...
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Idiot! Didnt i tell you not to defrost this fish?
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Unlikely.
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and maybe...
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Leva, do you know when you you'll become Chef?!
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When partridge start swimming, instead of flying!
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Because it smells like fish!
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Two meters of failure!!!
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Ah, neh...
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Who could be upset with me?
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Idiots! Failures! Dummies! Garbage!
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Parasites!
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Only God knows.
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No worries, I will cook for them such an amazing soup
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they will go nuts about it.
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Listen, idiot, you are grating your finger.
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Yeah, I have the feeling that it will be one hell of a soup
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Come with me.
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(Music of russian lullaby)
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Here’s on this big stove,
not bothering anyone,
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You will cook soup for us.
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Here are your mushrooms, cream and carrots
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and here some onion, so you can cook.
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- Lavrov, did you understand everything?
- Yes.
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Well, then get started.
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Hi!
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Hi...
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I just wanted to thank you for yesterday.
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Its alright.
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- They asked you to cook dinner?
- Well, yes.
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Congratulations.
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Doctor, look, it has come out of my ass today.
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Dont worry, I will test it now.
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Mmm...so delicious
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I cant wait to congratulate you
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You have there a very fertile ground for growing carrots
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- Really, doctor?
- Amazing.
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- Its very unique.
- I’m very happy.
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Are you both complete idiots?
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Fedia, go to Chef.
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Come in.
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Hello
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Hands up.
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Chef, what is it?
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Its a lie-detector, Fedya.
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I dont have any other way to catch the snitch.
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In the beginning, Im gonna ask simple questions
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Answer only “yes” or “no”.
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Is that clear?
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Understood.
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I said “yes” or “no”.
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Yes.
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Tell me, is today Wednesday?
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Yes.
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"Truth"
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Alright, are you a cook?
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Well, what do you think I am?
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A doctor?
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Answer "yes" or "no". Go on.
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Ok...yes
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"Truth"
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Good. So you name is Fedor?
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Yes.
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"Lie"
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Tell me, Fedor, have you ever broken the law?
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What? In what sense?
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Well, have you ever... lets say...
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kill a man?
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A man? No...
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"Lie"
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Did you go for an interview to the new restaurant next door?
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Quickly! Did you go?
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No.
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"Truth"
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You are free to go.
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You can go and call Senja.
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Listen, his name is not Fedor,
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and it seems to me... he killed someone.
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It doesn't matter,
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the most important, that he didn't go for an interview.
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Next one!
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Well, come on. Take the initiative.
Girls love confidence.
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Moron.
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Chef, please…can I not do this?
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I’ll tell you everything.
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That fish that was left over after the banquet...
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I took it...
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And that deer meat that I pretended to be spoiled...
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I took as well.
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And half kilo of caviar?
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No.
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"Lie"
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Yes.
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"Truth"
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Forgive me, Chef.
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Did you go for an interview to the new restaurant next door?
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No.
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"Truth"
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No.
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"Truth"
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No.
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Y-y-y-y...
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Yes?
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Well...Well ???!!
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Say it! Yes or no?!
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Yes?
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So?!! YES?!
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Yes or no?!!
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Y-y-y...sensor fell off...
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Well...It should be ready
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Are you sure its ready?
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Lavrov, are you not lying to me?
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Lavrov! Lavrov!
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Lavrov! Lavrov! Why are you laying here?
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What...What's happening here?
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So, fix yourself up quickly and go to Chef's office.
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Kostya, I need 300 gms of cognac,
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two 100gms whiskeys and 3 kettles of Roibos tea.
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I'll do it now.
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So what are we waiting for?
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Its time! Im really getting cold like this!
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Nastja...ah...
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What?
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Whiskey... How much do I pour?
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2 whiskeys, 100 grm each
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Say so then!
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- Nastja…
- What?
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Your hairdo today is very cool.
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- Really cool! With all this curls...
- Thanks.
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you look like..like a sheep.
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You are a sheep!
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You are the last one who we haven't checked.
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Did you go for an interview to the new restaurant next door?
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Yes or no?
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No.
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"Truth"
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I didnt understand...so it means...
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I wasted so much time for this and we didn't find anyone.
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I would get more information with the help of my table knife
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- You know what?
- What?!
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- I’d ask you..
- Ask!
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- Its a hi-tech equipment, by the way!
- Hi-tech?
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- Chef, can I go?
- Get lost.
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By the way, did you cook lunch?
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Yes.
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Lie.
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I almost cooked it.
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Lie.
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Are you lying to me?
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Chef, what are you talking about?
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I've never lied to you.
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"Lie"
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Here we go. Look!
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Chef...
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you are like a father to me.
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Excuse me.
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Eeore, will we eat today or not?
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5 minutes.
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You've said this 15 times already.
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- Enjoy your meal.
- Thanks.
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- Kostjan…
- How are you?
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Bad... we are loosing me.
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Kostjan, hit me.
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- What?
- Hit me.
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Im not going to hit you.
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Please, hit me, I need to wake up.
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Are you crazy?! Why so hard?!
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You asked me yourself.
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Though I feel more awake.
276
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,660
No, still the same.
277
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,520
So, I can see you'll not have a date, right?
278
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I messed up again.
279
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,840
I cant do it so smooth as you do.
280
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,060
Of course, man, it takes years.
281
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Listen, maybe you will talk to her
282
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,480
and explain her everything, instead of me
283
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Ok.
284
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I have just 7 minutes.
285
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Listen, maybe I will hit you one more time.
286
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- No, no, Kostjan.
- So you will feel more awake.
287
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No, no.
288
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,400
Nastja, I need to talk to you.
289
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,740
The thing is, I have a friend...
290
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that likes you a lot.
291
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,460
And?
292
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,840
What?
293
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,840
Your friend that likes me a lot?
294
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,840
Yes, friend that likes you a lot
295
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,400
and he wants to get to know you better
296
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,200
And he'd like to ask you for a date.
297
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And then marry you...
298
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and then ...kids...
299
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:08,980
cats...
300
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:10,880
dogs...
301
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,920
I understood.
302
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,319
Guys always talk about their "friends"
303
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,939
when they are shy to talk about themselves, right?
304
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,120
Maksim?
305
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Yes.
306
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I was sure that there is an a cosmic connection between us.
307
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Its so good that you said this.
308
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,760
Nastja?! Main course!
309
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,760
The main course isready, I have to go.
310
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,760
We will talk later, right?
311
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,060
Yes.
312
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:54,560
- Angry like a halibut in mating period.
- Exactly!
313
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,560
Set up an interrogation, brought a weird device...
314
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,100
What did he want? What was he looking for?
315
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,400
I got so scared, that couldnt understand anything.
316
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,240
He was loooking for those
317
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,460
who went for an interview to the restaurant next door
318
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,400
Come on...
319
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,220
Seriously?
320
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,380
Listen...there was an interview? I'd want to go as well.
321
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,680
Everyone would want to go!
322
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,940
I already have a line from your restaurant.
323
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,940
Did you get your CV for me?
324
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,240
I have a very simple question to you.
325
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,420
A question from Head-Chef to Head-Chef.
326
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,160
Im listening.
327
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,420
Which one of my people came to you?
328
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,900
Elena Pavlovna, they urgently need you there.
329
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,780
- Come, please.
- Yes, yes, of course.
330
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,840
It would be my pleasure to answer, but I cant.
331
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,600
I dont betray my people.
332
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,320
What do you mean "your" people?
333
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,980
This is my guy! Mine!
334
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,100
From the handle of the knife to the tip of the hat.
335
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,320
I'd really love to chitchat more with you...
336
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,760
But I dont have time, I have to go to work.
337
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,060
Will you find an exit yourself?
338
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,120
- Yes.
- Ok, then.
339
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,780
Ah, b...tch!
340
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,800
Will we eat today or not?
341
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,380
You will eat, everything is ready.
342
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,540
Its so delicious, just finger-licking good.
343
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,640
Cream soup that you have never tried in your life.
344
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,920
Not the mess that you get used to eat.
345
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,960
What the hell is this?
346
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,360
- Thanks, but Im dieting today.
- Wait. Its delicious.
347
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:57,900
Maybe.
348
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,620
What a beautiful soup.
349
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Mmmm....delicious.
350
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,260
Pardon, but its my food coloring.
351
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:12,800
I was looking for it, I thought I lost it.
352
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,500
Wait! Where are you going? Its really delicious!
353
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,840
Honestly, its good.
354
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,340
And its fun, you feel as if you are eating sea.
355
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,360
" CV"
Lavrov Maksim
356
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,940
Our captain had the same tongue, when he floated up dead.
357
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,160
Can I have one more please?
358
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,280
Animal!
359
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,040
- Chef, chicken-butt stood out again.
- More than you can imagine.
360
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,060
Is this how you thanked me for my kindness?!!!
361
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:48,700
I gave you a chance to become a human- being and you did this???!!!
362
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,740
Animal!!!
363
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,740
Chef but its still delicious soup.
364
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,520
2 minutes!!!
365
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:56,340
2 minutes for you to collect your damn stuff and get out!!!
366
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,640
Why are you screaming?
367
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,440
What?
368
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,800
- Chef, but I...I...
- I said, get out!!!
369
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,740
Get out!!!
370
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,500
I don't want to listen to anything.
371
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,880
I will make sure, this animal don't find a job in any restaurant!!!
372
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,220
Neither in cafe, nor in a school canteen, nowhere.
373
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,720
We need to talk.
374
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,620
Arkadiy... Can you tell her to get out?
375
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,380
No? Then I will do.
376
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,480
Maks....
377
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,600
didnt go for an interview.
378
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,660
- Really?
- Yes.
379
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,920
It was me.
380
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,380
These are my contact numbers, just in case...
381
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,380
Otherwise I will call you in a few days
382
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,380
and we will discuss everything in details
383
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,080
Im sure you will like him.
384
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,660
He is very promising cook.
385
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:56,480
Do you help all your exes to find a job?
386
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,020
No, only special ones.
387
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:01,220
Vitja, you will not let him grow here anyway.
388
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,400
How many talented cooks left this kitchen?
389
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,600
Ten? twenty?
390
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,440
Vitja, you are unbearable.
391
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,400
You dont consider them as people here,
392
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,880
but retards, idiots and chicken-butts... and freaks.
393
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,240
Listen, you dont care about anyone,
394
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,820
because the only thin that matters for you is your own ego!
395
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,820
I just feel sorry for the guy.
396
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:24,320
- You will just ruin him.
- Stop moralizing me!
397
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,140
- You are not much better.
- Yes, you are right, Im not.
398
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:30,500
But at least my people don't go through lie-detector.
399
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,640
Can I say to Maks that he is not fired?
400
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,580
You can.
401
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,180
Only you, Arkadiy, can understand me.
402
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:57,240
- Where are you going?
- Somewhere.
403
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,700
- I just got fired.
- Yea, right.
404
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,920
Maybe, he was joking?
405
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,480
He likes to joke.
406
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,120
Yea, very funny.
407
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,340
Have you seen Lavrov?
408
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340
Maybe you can stay.
409
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,580
I will hide you.
410
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,580
Like you hid the goose in the bar?
411
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,760
- Maksim, I dont want you to leave.
- Me too.
412
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,260
But dont worry, now you have me.
413
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,960
Max!!!
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