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There is a legendary Castle in Eastern Europe a classic Battlement whose history

Who is dotted not with violence but rather with the wild sexual escapades of the Lords and Ladies mistresses

Play Prince's wenches and Don Juan who have called the place home for the last 500 years it's truly

Play a house a physical Delights Legend has it that no one can enter the castle without being

What's up in the sexual atmosphere the history of the place is so erotically charged that once anyone steps

Inside the personalities undergo incredible change by sheer force of erotic will

What's inside the timid become adventurous

An adventurous lose it all in search of sexual pleasure

That is according to the ancient diary

Which is a record of all the sexual exploits of the place

Legend has it that just reading the diary is enough to make one lose himself in sexual fantasy

This is of course other nonsense

My research group will explore the castle and discover

How much

The sexual history

Has affected the people who live there

I saw the Countess again today

We stole a moment together in the garden

My lips

Trace the inside of her throat

Tasted her perfume

As I worked my way downward

My mouth found her breasts

They're gentle swell

I gently massage them causing your chest to heave up and down

Her ripe and delicious fullness filling my hands my mouth watered I hungered to taste her

As I kissed down or soft skin I could feel the curve of a

Play the roundness of her hips the tension of her thighs there was a fire

As my tongue immersed in her domain of passion I could feel her tremble with excitement

She ran her fingers through my hair holding

Play her appetite unquenchable horizontal heightened until she exploded in a whirlwind of x

We'll see that melted into a pool of pure contentment

Okay Carol you got carried away

Fine

Everyone does once in awhile and that was your time

But that's all it was

Doctor I'm a little confused why are you showing us this property instead of the real estate agent I'm acting as rep

Representative for the estate and I'll be screening all of you I have a bank letter of credit what more do I need to qualify

That's what we're here to find out I've heard about the legends of this place across the threshold

I do have very specific guidelines as to what the owners are looking for in a buyer are we the only ones being inspected

No there are two other perspective buyers fine with me competition gets my blood flowing

Let's hope so

I don't feel anything can we get down to business is this place for sale or not

Take it easy

Fast follow the rules set down by the owners

I'm TJ Johansson this is Eric remember the rules

No last names

Tell Perkins that the current standard One support that kind of investment

This is Nikki Michelle and Lar

Call me Miss anonymous

It's important that we start with a clean slate you all get to know each other soon enough

TJ could you and Eric help me with this equipment

Did you want to review our financial statements first

Could you give me a hint please

So are you telling me that our sexual lives are going to determine which bit is accepted

We just need to make sure that the castle goes to someone who'll appreciate

That's fine

But the way you feel about it will influence any decisions you make

Let's do this

That's what I love shy women

Put your sex drives on hold in order to

And number two

None of you have had any sexual interaction

The point is

You'll all be exposed to erotic

I didn't set down in the castle diary

Search for blood pressure and heart

And if there's any change in Behavior it all will have it on tape

And then I'll present this to the

Sexual Energy

When did The Sex Lies Of The Dead affect those of the

I wouldn't be here if I didn't

What if the legend turns out to be

I look at it like any other

Scientific

There are no Gwar

Active is to collect

Play my status possible

Michelle are you all right with this

The first

Entry

Room over

Now remember

My name is John Paul Gregor and I have been the poet to the Royal Court for the last 3 years

Keep your eye on this one considers himself a political

Play Thomas

What are you looking at

Artist

Poet

A sort of inspiration that cuts with words

I'm not sure

The turn key to sides when you eat

My father's captain of the Guard he thought it would be a good job for me

You are dangerous

I apologize I'm

As many innocent men

You didn't break the law

I did break it

A stupid unjust law

Why should people be denied Beauty if that's

What is your idea of beauty

Flesh of a woman

Smell of her

Taste of her mouth

Now I know who you are

I've read some of your poetry

You belong right here

Lock me up because I speak the truth

I didn't say that

Or lock me up because you're afraid of your own desires

And I bring them out

Maybe you don't know as much as you think

Poet

Why haven't you ever written about that

Yes but not the way it feels to us

You've never written about what goes on in the shadows

My mind and body was entranced by two beautiful mounds of

Flash licking and kissing each other leaving no area until

My mind would have been lost completely and fantasy as I

Imagine myself between the two lovers except by something like casually on the floor although Rusty

Stop the

What do you know about gunpowder poet

And we've had much use for it I'm sorry to say

Perhaps I'll have to use it again right now

I wish you wouldn't

Prisoners who attempt to escape are always put to

How to spell

This is why I think you should be locked up

I've never met anyone like you too

Do we inspire you

You just might enjoy it

And I'd love to write it

Although I'll be spending the years ahead in a dungeon

The world of feminine erotic Delight will still be mine

And I'll spend my life setting down the sexual history of this place

And those who live love

So what do we need to move the equipment anyway

I want you exposed to the atmosphere on all the rooms where the ER

That goes in the

Why don't

Well maybe it's time goes on you'll feel more comfortable

There is no electricity in this part of the castle so we can take but we can't monitor the heart and breathing

This place has a really primitive feel to it doesn't it

Shouldn't we be here in the next Century by now

We're all in a hurry are we

Wasn't about that poor guy in the dungeon was it

Queen Catherine ruled England with an iron hand

To divide hermit certain death

Sam said she had a Heart of Stone but in truth she had a heart of fire but no one to share it with

You have a soft touch Michelle

Must be hard not to lose your temper around me

What do you mean mom

I have set down some harsh laws

I've been your lady and most

And you've always been so kind to me

You don't hate me then

No

Show your queen how you really feel but what if the prince the prince is a failure in our wedding band

I demand satisfaction and he cannot give it to me

Are you demanding that of me then

No I would like it to be your choice

Apparently your heart lies elsewhere

Do you have a

Yes and he's wonderful

Then you my dear

Our lady in waiting who is envied by her Queen

And I should never

Talk to that again

If you're here please come out and show yourself

If you're here please

Show yourself I don't have much time

The queen knows I have a lover and she may forbid me to

Did she say

No but I could tell that she was jealous

I tried to describe you but I couldn't

But I hate not knowing who you are

Please let me see your face

Send

Michelle are you

Oh yeah don't worry about me I'm just a little out of breath

Remember the experiment

Everyone feels what they feel

The lady in waiting race back inside

Her heart lighter than air

Go to the Queen's Chambers immediately

You may enter

Present yourself

I've been trying to summon you for the better part of the afternoon

Where were

I apologize your majesty I

Is taking a stroll in the garden

No one came to fetch me

Would you have come if they did

Somehow I doubt that

I did not give you permission to raise your eyes lower them

Your disgrace and you should be banished forever

Anything but that's majeste

Anything

Anything

Your lover

Did he bring you pleasure this afternoon

Satisfy you as he's never done before

I always enjoy our time together

That is not what I asked

Yes your majesty

Extra

I should like to find out for myself

Have him report to my Chambers at 8:00

I'll expect him to perform

Will there be anything else

Yes

If you love

Does not satisfy

Will be exiled for the rest of your life

I

Just be sure he does also

You may

And she's probably watching us right now

We'll do it for god sakes

It involves you

That's fine I'll agree to it Whatever It Is

Your lovely your

I just wanted to hear you say it

Enjoy young man better think so as well

I'm sure he will

Metro service Majesty

You are excused

Come here

Closer to me

You seem to carry yourself well

Schedule clothing

Play Hip Hop one request majeste

Discretion seems a good idea

Now disrobe as I command

Impress

When I want you to speak

I will tell you

Give me approach

Stop

Have you ever made love

Treat all women as

Diplomat

You're not going to protest

Because I love you and you love me as well

How dare you presume

Theodore

Turn off be able to recognize your own husband

How would I

You've never been this way with me before

I always thought as if

Performing some sort of a royal Duty

What is the passion on

You certainly were passionate with me

And with my lady in waiting as well

But don't blame

She took a lover not being allowed to know who he was and she devoted herself to him fully nevertheless

Thought of me as a man

How unhappiness in the bedroom

Spread Beyond here and

Can we have

I like to fix

And I suppose I owe somebody thanks

Start bringing back

This is for reuniting the royal couple we can't thank you enough

Put me certainly are going to try

Carol

I hope you're all making note of your reactions

How's it feel to be a subject in your own experiment

It's a little hot in here let's get out of here

Can I see you

How did you end up in this thing

I was assigned to close a deal on the play same as you

I just didn't think I'd have to get personal involved

They said I

What's the profile of someone who sublimated their sexual desires for many and career

I suppose I fit the same profile

Then how come you don't feel the same way I do

Experiment

So who do you have your eye on

According to the rules the experiment I am not allowed to answer that

I'm just saying that

The next story takes place in the writing

Dining room has history

I'm making no to your sexual curiosity for the report but this is an official we've still got to do it after dinner with the monitors

A world torn apart has an odd way of bringing people together

Even those with cross

And so it was on a Winter's Eve in 1917

I've arrived just in time

What would you do without me my dear

Much better probably

Why would you say such a thing

Well my leg has kept me from active duty at the front

No glory there

It's not even a chance for you to be a glamorous woman

Is there a chance for me to be a war Widow because we're not married

Fascinating conversation a cocktail parties

Dead heroes

What time just

Clerk in an intelligence office

Not even worth looking at

You thank God that you did

You are fascinating woman

Do you know that we've been seeing each other for 3 weeks

I still don't know your last name

Get started on the martinis for the rest of Eric bought an ocean of gin

I will need it my sweet

Come in and warm yourself of the fire and a drink

Tires

Young Eric

Do a Hangouts on the doorstep and the walls come down for the mountains and carry you off

Search from the world

You took it comfortable

And then you'll be ready for quite the interesting evening

We're looking forward to it

Until then

Fast forward two

That wouldn't have been very sporting my dear

Besides

Cleopatra

Once we know

Then

I didn't know we're playing a game tonight love

Are you saying that in your work you've never had a moment's doubt

Watch the England would be victorious

Especially in my work

I'm not asking for National secrets

Put you in the middle of it

Sing messages to the Troops and letters to the Prime Minister before anyone else

Tell the truth of the matter is that the papers that I handle are

Low level

Play Aaliyah's secret Adele

Still you've never received a single message they gave me the feeling

Are the Allies might lose this world war

Theodore can't possibly reveal what he does on his job

Then it's settled no more crying

I'm glad you said that

These are the dash lips you must do whatever's written on

On them if you choose not to tell the truth just text me back to my school days

Let's just say if we can't be

List one way

Truth or dare

How many lovers have you had

Not with me

Are you asking me how many men I've made love to

How many lovers in total over the years

Not enough

Very well done you dodged that bullet I'm not satisfied I think you should take a dare

Kiss the most attractive person in the room

Exhilarating isn't it

Truth

I don't have a thing to hide

Do you think of yourself as honest but would you please try one man for another

Because you seem to think I need some sort of double life

I mean I've always found Teddy attractive but I've never done anything about it

Truth or Dare darling

Dare truth seems a little bit dicey this evening

Make love to a woman you've never loved before

That excludes me

This one's for you

Honest enough for

I think that's enough

You're the only one who hasn't played

Come on darling

Truth or dare

All right I'll join the fun dare

No one

First I take care of the little clerk who sold out his country for half a million pounds

I know you adore martinis dear

So make this as easy as possible

Cheers

This is an incredible accusation darling

Do you know me I'm just a little man that sits behind a desk

The perfect Mall

Everyone trusts you no one would suspect you is selling National secrets

I trusted

Beware of a woman who become your lover so quickly

They may have a hidden agenda

Cheers Cleopatra

Before you shoot there's something you should know

Someone might want to give me one last order

Yes

Are you sure

Thank you

I'll report to the home office next week

You're about to make a terrible mistake not really

But the dynamic has changed

The war is over

The Armistice was signed this morning

So it seems we're all out of work

I wasn't going to kill you

Call me sentimental

Call last part of internal security

We've been posing as enemy agents for the duration of the war

When Teddy contacted us

We knew he'd gone over to the other side

As soon as he tried to cash the check and then you came into the picture

We knew you might try to kill teddy before we had a chance to find out who his compatriots were

You have quite the reputation

Not always deserve

But I plan to turn him over to our

So all of that happened

Hear this

According to this

I believe it

Me too

Why is

I'm not fighting it

Say your experiment

Wow wow wow

I really went into some detail there

How old is going to be the owners along with your

Personally I think you'd all fit

I'd say I was the most skeptical out of all of us

There is something about

Let's play some those stories

Is it stirs the emotions

But I'm

I think everyone feels the same way

Yeah

Unfortunately

Time to get back

What does civilization and creating our own erotic

Who are you working for

No

This is my house

Why didn't you say anything

I wanted to have an up close and personal view for

My only problem now

And that could be a lot of

Notes from Carol sharp on the experiment to discover the erotic powers of the diary and

From all evidence

I'd say the powers do exist

Put inside all of

All we need is the right time and

Ask for them to be brought out

The castle is the right place in the diary

Is an excellent record for the times

Now my group and I are part of that sexual history

Better research Can't Stop

Every chapter of the diary must be explored

So that we can better know the erotic side of ourselves