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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Here at CrimeCon in Las Vegas,
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a tragic end to the
life of Dahlia Stone.
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She was the only known
survivor of the Westside Ripper.
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Police sources reveal that it appears
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she took her own life.
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I mean, just... splat.
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And we will be live casting
a special memorial tribute
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to Dahlia Stone in
Ballroom A at 9:00 a.m.
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We'll have more on this
story later tonight.
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Oh, my God, I knew it. I knew it.
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- I told you he killed her.
- We don't know that.
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OK, maybe we should
just talk to the cops.
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We were standing right there.
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We look so suspicious.
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You want me to talk to the
cops about a second body?
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How's that gonna look?
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Uh, we just ran away.
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Yeah, everybody ran.
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Nobody likes talking to the cops ever.
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Ruby and Carlos ran.
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They don't know a fucking serial killer.
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- We're gonna be fine.
- Oh, really, really?
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Am I just overreacting about the body
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that just fell straight from the sky?
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Matt's probably halfway to Mexico by now
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when we're still standing here
like a bunch of fucking chumps.
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We have to leave.
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Start packing.
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- This is it. This is it.
- No, no.
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This is the cops. We're going to jail.
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- Shh. Calm down. Calm down.
- Our lives are over.
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I know what you're
thinking, but good news.
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It wasn't me.
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OK, well, do you know what happened?
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Yeah.
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All right, so...
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I go up to the bar,
right, to confront her,
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and she denies it, but she freaks.
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Like, I think she's,
like, a total sociopath.
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But that's it.
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I leave, and...
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Bam.
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You were up there with her on the roof?
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Relax, all right?
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There was one camera,
blind spots everywhere.
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We're totally safe.
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Justice is served,
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and I didn't even need
to get my hands dirty.
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So you're saying she just
confessed and then jumped?
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Well, she didn't actually confess,
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you know, but she knew
she'd been exposed.
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Maybe she just... couldn't handle it.
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Or... or maybe she realized
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that she was standing in
front of the Westside Ripper
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who was gonna finish the job,
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so you threw her the fuck over.
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OK, all right, let's...
let's... let's...
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everybody stay calm, and we'll
try to figure out next steps.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Thank you.
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You guys going somewhere?
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Uh, yeah.
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We're not staying here after
everything that happened.
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Well, actually, we are
gonna stay right here,
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exactly as we planned,
until the end of CrimeCon.
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You got it?
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We change hotels, flights, anything,
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that's a red flag.
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So you want us to stay
inside for two days?
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No, Nathan, no, that
would be even weirder.
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Just get out there like a normal person.
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He is so full of shit.
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There's no way he didn't push her.
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's... it's...
it makes too much trouble.
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All he wants to do is
to protect the brand,
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and now he's got this shit show.
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We had one rule: no more killing.
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He broke it.
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It was insane that we thought
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we could control that
fucking psychopath.
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I'm gonna spend my last night of freedom
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at home in my own bed,
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and then tomorrow we
are gonna go to the cops,
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- and we're gonna...
- We're not going anywhere.
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You asked me to do
this together, remember?
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Together.
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And I did.
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I got no place to hide.
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I'm his fucking alibi.
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But now things are getting real,
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you don't get to get
all wobbly and give up
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and throw us to the wolves,
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because maybe... maybe
that girl did jump.
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Maybe he's telling the truth.
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If we're gonna destroy our
life, our family's lives,
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we better be fucking
sure, and we're not.
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So unpack your stuff.
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We're staying.
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Hmm.
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OK, fine.
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But he pushed her,
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which means this whole fucking
game is about to be over.
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You'll see.
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Signed copies of "Not Today," folks.
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Signed copies of "Not Today."
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Come on over.
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Westside Ripper merch right over here.
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Hey, we got signed copies
of "Not Today," folks.
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Come on over.
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This is the place to do it.
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Signed copies of "Not Today."
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Real Westside Ripper
merch, signed copies.
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You looking for something special?
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People buy this...
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Westside Ripper merch?
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Yeah, he's my best seller.
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Uh, what do you want,
a T-shirt, a calendar,
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coloring book right here?
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I got everything.
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You read "Not Today"?
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Wow.
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This thing's selling like
hotcakes since she peaced out.
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The Westside Ripper,
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he's putting my son through college.
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That's great.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Can I get you something?
- Yeah, I'll take...
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You're gonna love it.
You're gonna love it.
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Best book you ever read.
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You know what? You're stressing me out.
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I need a drink.
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Well, wait up.
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What's your favorite murder?
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Uh...
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You know, I, um...
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I love the classics:
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Bundy, Gacy, Leopold and Loeb.
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Love those guys.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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What about you?
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I can't go past my guy
here, the Westside Ripper.
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Yeah?
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All the other serial killers today,
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they have no flair, no style.
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Even the Golden State
Killer turned out to be
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a mumbly old fuck in a wheelchair.
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Oh, my God, his apology at trial?
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"Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry." Please.
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Exactly. You got caught, dude.
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- Just own it.
- Yeah.
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But the Westside Ripper, he's got game.
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He's making the cops look stupid.
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And I don't believe this
chick for one second.
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The Westside Ripper
would never be so sloppy
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to leave behind a survivor.
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I think she's full of shit
and she made the whole thing up
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and that is why she jumped.
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Yeah.
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Hey...
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You want to have a drink with me?
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- Here we go!
- Oh, boy.
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- Yes!
- Oh-ho-ho!
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Shot, shot, shot, shot...
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Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
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You guys, no, we're
not gonna do... that.
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Come on. You're in your third trimester.
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Just pretend you're French or something.
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Do whatever you want.
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- We are in Vegas.
- All right, fine.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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OK, I think that after the
whole dead body incident,
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we could all do with
a little pick-me-up.
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One for you.
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And one for me.
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- And one for you.
- I don't...
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Oh, there we go, perfect. OK.
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You want to spit it out?
I mean, we're in Vegas.
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- Let's go.
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Salud.
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- Salud.
- Yes.
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Mmm. And...
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Oh, my God, I have missed you so much.
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And now...
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- The fun begins.
- What does that mean?
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- We're having a great time.
- That means we're dancing.
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- Where are we go...
- Come on, come on, come on.
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Hey, come on, come on, come on.
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So is this is your
first time at CrimeCon?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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But you know what?
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I kind of love it.
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So you make content?
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I do.
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I do make content.
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What kind?
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You know, the usual kind...
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uh, abduction, murder.
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Well, I am a TV writer.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm actually here
researching my next big thing.
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Have you written anything
I might have seen?
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Uh, I wrote a pilot last season for NBC
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called "Go Forth and Multiply."
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It's about a homicidal gynecologist.
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- Oh, love it.
- But...
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then Ryan Murphy rewrote
me and got sole credit.
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Wait, so your name's
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just not on it at all?
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No.
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That is so shitty.
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It's really hard being good at something
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and no one knows it.
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Yeah, it is.
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Hot Plumber!
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, hey!
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I have party favors.
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Do you know this person?
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A little bit.
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Come on.
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Good times.
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Good times.
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OK.
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And I'll see you guys
on the dance floor.
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Mm.
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Hey, are you having fun?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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It's my first time.
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Oh.
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Aaah!
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So fucking fun.
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I know, I know, I know.
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Except for the heart palpitations.
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- Oh.
- It's OK, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's normal.
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Hey, you'll be OK.
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Just... here, just...
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just breathe with me, OK?
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You ready? Just breathe
in on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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See? This make it OK?
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One more time, just one more time.
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Ready? Breathe in.
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And let it all out.
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There you go.
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Better?
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Sometimes Ava and I imagine
you're in bed with us.
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Really?
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And by sometimes, I mean a lot.
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You are so welcome.
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Whoo!
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So, like, what are you writing now?
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I'm actually here researching
a show on the Westside Ripper.
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You know, limited
series, prestige drama.
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It's very buzzy IP,
so people will love it.
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Yeah, I'd watch that show.
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Hey, wait, don't you need
to get the guy's life rights?
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A serial killer's life rights?
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Yeah.
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Fuck that guy.
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I mean, he killed a shit ton of women.
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00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,193
He's in the public domain.
264
00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:15,653
And what's he gonna do, show up in court
265
00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,989
with a bag over his head
and say I defamed him?
266
00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,159
Yeah.
267
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,910
I'm gonna make a fortune off that loser.
268
00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:26,038
OK, I'll be back in a sec.
269
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,666
- All right.
- And then we are dancing.
270
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,309
Ah.
271
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:46,160
Guess you should have
got my life rights.
272
00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:06,472
I love Vegas!
273
00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:11,060
Me too!
274
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,563
- Hey.
- Hey.
275
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,954
Hey, that's my wife!
276
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:31,664
- I'm sorry, man.
- That's...
277
00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:32,957
- I'm really sorry.
- That's my wife.
278
00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:35,043
Yeah.
279
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,711
Yeah, she is.
280
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:20,338
Hey, where's your friend?
281
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,590
Oh, I killed her.
282
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:23,841
What?
283
00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:46,447
♪ I feel the night explode ♪
284
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:50,576
♪ When we're together ♪
285
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:55,540
♪ Emotion overload in
the heat of pleasure ♪
286
00:15:55,581 --> 00:16:00,420
I am the Westside Ripper, motherfuckers!
287
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,296
The thing is, I gotta sell the show now.
288
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,173
This guy, he's in the zeitgeist.
289
00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:06,384
If he stops killing or he gets caught
290
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:09,053
or turns out to be
another mumbly old fuck,
291
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,139
you know, then the show's dead.
292
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,849
You know what? I
wouldn't worry about that.
293
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,892
He seems pretty committed.
294
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:16,561
Yeah, that's what I'm hoping.
295
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:19,313
All I need is one murder a month,
296
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,858
keep the show relevant,
297
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,777
new, fresh content.
298
00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:26,654
New, fresh content?
299
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,573
Yeah, it's what the people want.
300
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:40,251
Hey, where are you going?
301
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,368
- I need water.
- You need water?
302
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,870
- I got to have water.
- Get water. Let's get water.
303
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,455
- Let's get water.
- You OK?
304
00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:18,998
- Oh, my God.
- Get water. Get water.
305
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,083
- Ooh.
- Water.
306
00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:21,793
Ugh!
307
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,294
Yeah, drink the water.
308
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:24,837
Drink for both of us.
309
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,048
No, I liked my wine.
310
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,689
Mm.
311
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:33,426
Oh, my God, they are so hot.
312
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:35,553
Like, what is wrong with them?
313
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:38,222
I told Ruby that we
think about her in bed.
314
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,557
- What?
- Yeah.
315
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,267
I told Carlos the same thing.
316
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:42,602
What'd he say?
317
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:44,896
I don't think he heard
me, but it was funny.
318
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:47,398
I did.
319
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,816
Do you think they think about us?
320
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,067
Fuck yeah!
321
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,360
The hot pregnant couple?
322
00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:53,362
Abso-fucking-lutely,
they think about us.
323
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:54,989
We're hot and pregnant.
324
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,824
We are super fucking hot.
325
00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:58,743
- Uh-huh.
- And super pregnant.
326
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,162
- Super all those things, yeah.
- We are.
327
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:04,123
Oh, my God.
328
00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:05,750
- Ugh.
- What?
329
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,544
Babe, I'm so sorry my
crazy got us into this mess.
330
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,129
- No.
- This is all my fault.
331
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:11,589
What are we doing here?
332
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,174
I love your crazy.
333
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,842
- You do?
- Yeah.
334
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:16,844
- That's why I married you.
- Really?
335
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:17,887
For the crazy.
336
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:19,764
Oh, God.
337
00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:21,265
You know what the worst
part about all this is?
338
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,600
What is it?
339
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,101
If we go to prison,
I'm not gonna be able
340
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:25,603
to wake up to you every day.
341
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:28,397
And I love your penis.
342
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:31,150
I... I really should
tell you that more often.
343
00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:33,736
I do. I really love him.
344
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:37,782
- Really?
- Yes, he's my favorite.
345
00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,242
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
346
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:40,535
I just... yeah, I just want you to know.
347
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:42,078
I love the shape.
348
00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:43,996
- I... it feels great.
- Feels awesome.
349
00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,164
I... when I met him,
350
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:47,583
he was just peeking out of your shorts,
351
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,085
and he was so beautiful.
352
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,796
- It was a great meeting.
- He was so happy to meet you.
353
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,464
Yeah, it was the best
meeting I've ever had.
354
00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:55,800
- He was like, hey!
- Hey!
355
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:02,223
Do you know I have not seen, literally,
356
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:05,852
or not even looked at another
penis since we got married?
357
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,354
I know.
358
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,398
Mm.
359
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,066
- I love you.
- I love you more.
360
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:13,526
I love you more.
361
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:14,652
- Sorry about...
- No, I love you so much.
362
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:30,501
This banana bread is great.
363
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,669
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
364
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:32,712
Not as good as this pink thing.
365
00:19:32,753 --> 00:19:34,589
I had, like, seven of them.
366
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,174
That's it?
367
00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:37,967
- Oh, my gosh, look.
There they are. Oh, my God.
368
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,111
- Let's do one. One.
- We'll do one.
369
00:19:57,153 --> 00:20:00,615
- OK. We have time for one.
- OK.
370
00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:03,826
I mean, did we actually
think that would be us?
371
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,581
Maybe we dreamed too big on this one.
372
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,424
I think, at the end of the day,
373
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,635
we're just coupon people.
374
00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:22,637
I love a coupon.
375
00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,555
Yeah, me too.
376
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,602
Thank you so much.
377
00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:31,187
So crazy. Can I get one last one?
378
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,730
You sure you don't want to go see them?
379
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:35,191
I mean, it... it is
the reason we came here.
380
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,110
OK, one... one more.
381
00:20:38,152 --> 00:20:39,821
- It's OK.
- Bye.
382
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,322
Bye.
383
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:43,407
- Bye.
- Bye.
384
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:46,202
Hey, we don't need any of this.
385
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,163
We're good.
386
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,165
Yeah.
387
00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:59,549
Ted Bundy bottle opener!
388
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,801
Get your Ted Bundy bottle opener.
389
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,928
Ted Bundy bottle opener.
390
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,555
I'll take the Killer Jam.
391
00:21:05,596 --> 00:21:07,932
Thank you.
392
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:09,976
Mom, look.
393
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:12,562
It says the Westside Ripper's here,
394
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:14,188
live in Ballroom D.
395
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,149
What?
396
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,167
There's no way the
Westside Ripper's in here.
397
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,793
This is bullshit.
398
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:40,882
Hello, and welcome to the second episode
399
00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:43,676
of our exciting new true crime podcast,
400
00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:45,595
"Based on a True Story."
401
00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:48,639
I'm your host, the Westside Ripper.
402
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,268
And I've spent the last few days here
403
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,103
in my element at CrimeCon.
404
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,939
And to celebrate, last night,
405
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,484
I killed Dahlia Stone.
406
00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:00,735
Oh, my God.
407
00:22:00,776 --> 00:22:04,363
That was no accident, no suicide.
408
00:22:04,405 --> 00:22:06,157
If you want to know more,
409
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,993
stick around after the break.
410
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:15,625
♪ I will remember you ♪
411
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:21,380
♪ Will you remember me ♪
412
00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:27,428
♪ Don't let your life ♪
413
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:30,389
♪ Pass you by ♪
414
00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,352
♪ Weep not for ♪
415
00:22:34,393 --> 00:22:35,853
Hey, what's going on?
416
00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:37,355
♪ The memories ♪
417
00:22:37,396 --> 00:22:38,815
The Westside Ripper's here?
418
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,399
- Oh, my... we got to go.
- What?
419
00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:41,526
- Shit.
- Come, come.
420
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,861
♪ Remember the good times ♪
421
00:22:46,614 --> 00:22:48,241
It's Ruby.
422
00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:49,325
Hi.
423
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,077
Oh, my God, Ava, where are you?
424
00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:52,954
Uh, the buffet. Where else?
425
00:22:52,995 --> 00:22:54,872
OK, well, get down to Ballroom D.
426
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:56,332
The Westside Ripper is here.
427
00:22:58,584 --> 00:22:59,961
What?
428
00:23:00,002 --> 00:23:01,587
Yeah, he's talking about how he killed
429
00:23:01,629 --> 00:23:04,006
Dahlia Stone last night.
430
00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:06,134
Uh, OK, yeah, we're...
we're... we're on our way.
431
00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:09,220
What the fuck?
432
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,235
This can't be for...
433
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,444
this must be something different.
434
00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:26,487
OK.
435
00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:30,992
Oh, my God.
436
00:23:31,033 --> 00:23:32,451
What the fuck is he doing?
437
00:23:32,493 --> 00:23:33,828
I...
438
00:23:34,954 --> 00:23:37,123
I never met Dahlia Stone.
439
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,708
I never attacked her.
440
00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:40,168
And I certainly never ran away from her
441
00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,961
holding my balls.
442
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,713
I have a long and proud record
443
00:23:43,754 --> 00:23:45,923
of leaving no survivors behind.
444
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:47,216
- Hey.
- Hi.
445
00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:48,259
So I followed her up to...
446
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,677
- Oh, my God.
- This is insane.
447
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,304
Yeah.
448
00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:54,515
Have you heard of this,
"Based on a True Story"?
449
00:23:54,557 --> 00:23:55,975
No.
450
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,727
She said she'd tell the world the truth:
451
00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,520
she made it all up.
452
00:23:59,562 --> 00:24:01,772
But I decided to throw her
over the railing instead.
453
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:09,071
Oh, and on the rooftop,
454
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:11,365
she was wearing a star pendant.
455
00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:15,453
I'm sure my friends at
the LVPD will confirm.
456
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,497
- We got to go talk to Matt.
- OK.
457
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:18,664
We'll be right back, OK?
458
00:24:18,706 --> 00:24:19,707
Yeah, yeah. See you in a bit.
459
00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:26,714
Oh.
460
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,591
Ava!
461
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,057
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Matt...
462
00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:37,975
Shh, be cool. Be cool, all right?
463
00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:44,357
Hey, you said you didn't do it.
464
00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,067
Yeah, and I didn't. I didn't do it.
465
00:24:46,108 --> 00:24:48,861
How many times? I didn't do it.
466
00:24:48,903 --> 00:24:51,531
But I did have a light bulb moment.
467
00:24:51,572 --> 00:24:53,950
Nobody gives a shit about
cold cases anymore, right?
468
00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:56,494
It's too old-school, too "Serial."
469
00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,873
Our fans, they want fresh
content, new murders.
470
00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:03,000
And the newer, the better.
471
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,794
OK, that's great, but
we had an agreement.
472
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,838
- You said...
- I know we had an agreement, all right,
473
00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,089
but that doesn't mean...
- Shh.
474
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,175
That doesn't mean that
we can't, you know,
475
00:25:11,217 --> 00:25:13,386
claim a few of these as our own.
476
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,639
I mean, look at this buzz.
477
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,061
These jackals, they are loving it.
478
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,688
There is an entire
479
00:25:23,729 --> 00:25:25,773
Westside Ripper industry out there,
480
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:30,653
people making money hand
over fist on my hard work.
481
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,822
What do we get? Nothing.
482
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,616
113 fucking downloads.
483
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,913
We've got to change it up.
484
00:25:40,955 --> 00:25:42,874
This is changing it up.
485
00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,794
So get on board,
486
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,130
'cause this dream,
487
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:52,049
this dream we had together,
488
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:55,636
it's happening right now.
489
00:25:57,346 --> 00:25:59,140
- Matt, come back.
- I'll see you inside.
490
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,766
Come...
491
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,402
Wow, this is a lot of people, huh?
492
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,029
Yeah.
493
00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:25,500
You know...
494
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:28,544
maybe that girl did jump.
495
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,339
Totally possible.
496
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:34,342
Who's to really say who
jumped or didn't jump?
497
00:26:34,383 --> 00:26:36,010
- We can't...
- Absolutely.
498
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,971
- Say.
- No, we can't.
499
00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,946
More murders to come.
500
00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:57,073
New podcasts every Friday.
501
00:26:57,114 --> 00:27:00,952
Oh, don't forget:
like, follow, subscribe.
502
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000
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503
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,655
Nice shot, Dad.
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