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Music |Ladies-Man BG |Day6-Bacon-house02 C_MC |(What is he doing standing there... OH he got his hand, is he...) C_MC |(Okay, step back slooowly so he won't hear you... because that would be really embarassing for both of us... here we go... almost there...) BG |Day6-Bacon-house03 C_Bacon |The fuck you doing here... are you watching me?! Music |bensound-buddy SFX |recordscratch C_MC |Hey! Your... schlong is hanging out of your pants buddy, is that normal? Haha BG |Day6-Bacon-house04 C_Bacon |I was... experimenting with something... to calculate the expansion of the elastic tissue in my dick, I mean.... yeah you know! C_MC |DUDE! It's Heather, you nasty dawg! Haha! BG |Day6-Bacon-house05 C_Bacon |SHUUUSH! Don't laugh at me man, you know how hot she is, how could I not... you know. C_MC |Just kidding, sorry to interrupt your experimentation, I get it. BG |Day6-Bacon-house06 C_Bacon |She just got back home; I have no idea where she was earlier but she came home exhausted. C_Bacon |I got a kiss from her and then she went into the shower... and well, now she's knocked out. C_MC |Did you conduct some scientific experiment when she was in there too? C_Bacon |Oh man, come on! C_MC |You know what she did earlier...? C |Tell a lie.; Tell the truth! Jump |10.skip BG |Day6-Bacon-house07 C_MC |She was at my house all that time... C_Bacon |And what was she doing there? C_MC |Sorry man, but... the way it happened... It just came out of nowhere, and we had an amazing threesome and I... BG |Day6-Bacon-house08 C_Bacon |Yeah yeah, and I just fucked Nika all day long too, OK stop being ridiculous and let's go to the beach now. C_MC |It's not a joke buddy... Haha I mean yeah. (Better not tell him that right now if I don't want to be sent into nowhere land) C_Bacon |Very funny! You head over to the beach first, I will join you there soon, I have to... like... finish the experiment if you know what I mean? C_MC |Jesus Christ, hurry up alright? See you there soon. Jump |_Bacon.room BG |Day6-Bacon-house08 C_MC |She was at my house all that time... C_Bacon |And what was she doing there? C_MC |She had some dinner with Juli. C_Bacon |Ah, they must have had a lot of wine then for her to get this tired... C_Bacon |Well buddy, head over to the beach. I will join you there soon, I have to... like... finish the experiment if you know what I mean? C_MC |Jesus Christ, hurry up alright? See you there soon. And make sure to bring some booze with you! C_Bacon |Alright, alright. Jump |_Bacon.room