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Music |AmbienceModulatio BG |Basement03 C_MC |Wassup, dude? Got here as fast as I could! C_MC |You won't believe who I just met on the way here... Gaz! BG |Basement04 C_Bacon |That bitch. I hate her! I hope you told her how we feel about her. Was she with that asshole? C_MC |No, she was alone.... and she offered to suck me off! C_Bacon |What, but why?! What did you do? C_MC |It's a long story I'll tell another time, but I'm too excited about your machine! I'm all ears now! C_Bacon |Alright. I do understand the excitement because... BG |Basement05 C_Bacon |Ta-da! Here she is! My beauty. BG |Basement06 C_Empty |Bacon goes over to the console. C_Bacon |Listen carefully and closely. When I traveled back in time I screwed some things up. C_Bacon |And one of the consequences affected our lives, so I have to go back and fix them. We need to fix the machine. C_MC |What do you mean? You just fixed it last night, right? C_Bacon |It's not that simple. My father built the basic structure, but as I told you before, it's a very complicated thing and the process of traveling in time is complex as fuck. C_Bacon |So when I came back into the present time, the machine wasn't working properly anymore. All it can do now is to basically allow reliving the same day, no more, no less. BG |Basement07 C_MC |But, bro, you know I'm a total zilch in techie stuff... C_Bacon |Don't worry about that. I'm here and I didn't miss any classes, like you. I'll explain what you have to do. BG |Basement08 C_MC |Sure, nerd! Whatever you say, I am ready! C_Bacon |So you know Old Man Jones, your neighbor. BG |Basement09 C_MC |Yep, I do know that old pervert motherfucker! He was spying on Mrs. Juliana and taking pictures of her the other day! C_MC |I think I need to get into his house and find out if he has something more on Mrs. Juliana and destroy it. I think he wants her! C_Bacon |Bingo! Me too! C_MC |What? You want Mrs. Juliana, too?|Shake C_Bacon |Oh, lord no! I will join you in breaking into his house. I noticed one day that he was taking a whole flatcart of electronic rubbish and stuff. C_Bacon |He's weird and as you just told me, a pervert, too! But, he's also a crazy collector of the tech parts that I actually need to fix the machine. C_Bacon |Take advantage of your short stay in the past to visit him and collect as much information as possible. C_Bacon |We will go back there together after you return. BG |Basement10 C_Bacon |What are you doing?! Are you crazy?|Shake BG |Basement11 C_Bacon |You really want to die or get lost in limbo? C_MC |Sorry, I was just a little curious... BG |Basement12 C_Bacon |I need to finish running through some calculations first. BG |Basement13 C_Bacon |Don't even try to touch it! I've already lost my dad with this thing. I don't want to lose you, too, my friend. Be careful! C_MC |What? Your dad used the machine?|Shake BG |Basement14 C_Bacon |That's my theory. I think he tried to go back and now he's stuck because of the failure in the machine. C_Bacon |It was another version of the machine, maybe not as optimal as I made this one to be... C_Bacon |If he at least would have told me about it, I might have been able to help him. C_MC |Don't worry, my friend. We'll find him... C_Bacon |I'm going to have to inject you with a beacon so that I can follow you through time. Don't even try to understand because it's too complex for your brain. C_MC |Don't underestimate me, buddy. I have other strengths that you don't have. We make a good team! BG |Basement15 C_Bacon |This might sting a little. C_MC |Meh, It can't be that painful. C_Narrator |... BG |Basement17 C_MC |Son of a... Shit! That thing's burning my arm!|Shake C_Bacon |I told you! BG |Basement18 C_Bacon |Alright, I'm going to make you travel for... the first time. You'll probably be confused at the beginning. C_Bacon |This day is exploratory only, don't do too much bullshit! BG |Basement20 C_Bacon |It doesn't really seem to have any repercussions. In fact, I'll bring you back to our reality so it doesn't have any real impact. C_Bacon |Use this as practice for longer trips. BG |Basement19 C_Bacon |On your return we will try to spy on Old Man Jones and note down his daily schedule. C_MC |Alright, that sounds exciting, bro! We'll fix it and go back in the past to kick Scut's ass and save Heather from all that shit! BG |Basement21 C_Bacon |That was my plan, but alone I failed. Next time, we will succeed together! C_MC |Well, I'm your man! Trust me, we will do it. BG |Basement22 C_Bacon |Take your place, my friend, It's been an honor to know you. C_MC |What are you talking about? I'll see you later, right? C_Bacon |Yes, of course... maybe... if all my calculations are correct, of course. But I rarely make mistakes! BG |Basement23 C_Bacon |I'm going to return you back into our reality when my calculations are completed. Always be ready and don't do stupid shit! C_MC |Do you have anything else important to tell me before we do this? C_Bacon |I hope you didn't have anything big to eat recently, but just to be safe, remember to clench your butt cheeks or it could come out. C_Bacon |Nah, I'm just messin' with you! Hahaha. You should have seen your face! But seriously though, you might feel a slight discomfort. C_MC |Stop fucking with me! Let's do this! Why are you wearing those glasses, by the way? C_Bacon |For my protection, of course, since the rays are very dangerous. I could go blind, you know. C_MC |And I'm IN the machine, buddy, yet I'm not wearing any protective gear?! C_Bacon |Okay, I'll stop messing with you. I couldn't help myself. It's safe. The glasses are to help follow the tracker. C_MC |Jesus, man, you're making me a little nervous now! No more jokes! Let's take a breather for a moment so I can calm down. BG |Basement23 C_Bacon |3,2,1 bon voyage my friend! Stay calm and everything will be fine. C_Bacon |Wait, I forgot to tell you that Mrs. Jul..... BG |Basement25 C_Bacon |Everything will be fine.... abla puerjjj haban musino... C_MC |Woo, it feels like I'm floating. I feel like I'm fading! BG |blank-white SFX |teleport C_Narrator |And so begins a new chapter in this adventure, of two boys who set out to solve mysteries and seduce the women around them. Jump |24_Day3GHDMorning.txt