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["Wild Thing" by Tone-Loc plays]
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[moaning]
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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Oh.
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Ah!
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- ? Wild thing... ?
- [moaning enthusiastically]
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Uh!
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[grunts]
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Oh!
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[sighs]
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Uh! Ah!
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- ? Wild thing ?
- ? Wild thing ?
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? Wild thing ?
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- [music stops]
- [Mavis sighs]
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Ugh.
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[hip-hop beat playing]
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? Okay ?
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? One time for the big girls
In the crowd ?
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- ? Hey! ?
- ? Hear me now ?
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? Go on, sis, yeah
Show 'em how to work it out ?
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- [Natasha] Mavis.
- [Mavis] Hey.
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I have an event
that I'm gonna need you to dress me for.
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It's a wedding.
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And this wedding is going to be
the event of the season.
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I'm talking socialites,
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tastemakers, Hollywood royalty.
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It'll be more important
than Meghan Markle's.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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What could be more important than
our first Black princess? I am interested.
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It's Kristin's!
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Amazing.
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Okay. Kristin who?
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Bell? Chenoweth? Wiig with two i's? Ugh.
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So funny. So German. Love her. Ah!
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- Which Kristin is it?
- Kristin.
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My Kristin.
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Kristin Karina.
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[Mavis] Kristin your dog.
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Her dog. Your dog.
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Kristin, hi, is getting married.
She's getting married.
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Okay. To whom?
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Tooty Delane!
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Okay, Tooty Delane.
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And Tooty Delane is also a dog?
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Keep the fuck up. Jesus Christ, Mavis.
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Tooty Delane!
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The house of Avery Delane.
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This is really hard to watch,
but I will do it.
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Avery Delane, the human supermodel?
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Wait a minute. Didn't you, like,
throw her off a runway one time?
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Twice. She's a complete cunt.
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And you're gonna be dressing her.
And me and Kristin and Tooty.
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Oh, and also,
it's some kind of animal charity event
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because Avery pretends
to be a philanthropist.
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She means a coke addict
who has fundraisers.
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As long as the money's
goin' to a good place, who am I to judge?
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[Natasha] Oh my God! This is so exciting!
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The whole thing is gonna be covered
by People magazine.
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What?
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Oh my God! Natasha, that is amazing! Wow!
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
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I am excited, Natasha.
This is really great exposure for me.
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- Thank you!
- [Natasha] Ew!
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Get off me.
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I am so far away.
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["Follow Me" by BYSS playing]
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So me and India.
We still hookin' up, and it's good.
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And I'm talkin'...
I mean, like, good good. Right?
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But, you know,
we don't ever do that thing that's like...
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like when she'll put her body
next to my body,
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and then we just, like, lay there
for, like, I don't know, like,
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like, seven to, like, 32 minutes
at a time, you know what I mean?
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Nigga, you mean like cuddlin'?
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For real.
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I'm... Straight up, I'm just trying
to figure out what's going on with her.
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You know what?
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You should just keep it simple
like me and Luca do.
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Don't ask too many questions.
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We just get naked
and dirty whisper on FaceTime.
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And the high-speed Internet,
I mean, that really makes a difference.
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The best $46.99 I'll spend a month.
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I love that for you. Mavis, I really do.
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But just remember one thing.
There's a lot of dicks in the sea.
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New York's an ocean.
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You know what? That is beautiful, Marley.
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You are like a Bren� Brown titty,
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and I'm like
your Puerto Rican Dolly Parton.
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- Okay?
- [both laugh]
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Y'all done?
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Yes.
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Look, India been coming to my class
for eight weeks,
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and we vibin' and chillin'.
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I feel like we click.
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But outside of class,
it's just sex at my place.
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Never seen her place. I don't even know
what her bathroom look like.
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It sounds like you like her.
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Yeah, as a person.
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Like, she cool.
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- But it's not like what you're talk about.
- [Marley] Oh, boy, please.
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If you don't go somewhere
with your remedial romantic skills.
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Okay, Marley. How romantic is it for you
to be hookin' up with your trainer?
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Oh, wait a minute now.
Don't be comin' for my trainer, honey,
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because I'm multitaskin'.
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I'm working out as I'm getting worked out.
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How do you keep track of those calories?
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'Cause I looked at the Noom app.
There's nowhere for sex.
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Not even Weight Watchers.
It's all veggie pizza.
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Who gives a shit? I don't.
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[both laugh]
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- Keepin' that booty tight.
- Okay. Look, Khalil.
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We got your back, okay?
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Let's see. Let me ask you some questions.
Rapid-fire style, okay?
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- A'ight. Let's do it.
- [Mavis] Okay.
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Let's say India is out on a date
with someone else.
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Absolutely not.
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Let's say you found India had sex
with another person.
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I'd kill him.
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Let's say India tells you
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that she's not interested
in anything serious.
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[Khalil] Why would she say that?
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Why? Has she said something
to you like that?
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You been talking to her? Hmm?
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Hmm?
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Damn.
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I think I like her.
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Then you have to tell her, Khalil.
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? I'm gon' dig deep, dig deep ?
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- Mavis Beaumont, you're finally here.
- Mm-hmm.
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If you make Natasha look better than me,
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I'll kill you when you're asleep and host
a fundraiser to pay for the funeral.
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I told you she was a cunt.
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Oh, you love it, you washed-up whore.
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Seems like everybody's in good spirits.
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Hi, Kristin. Hi, Tooty. How you feelin'?
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Kristin keeps licking off her lip gloss.
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[Avery] Well, ticktock, ticktock, bitch.
We can't be late.
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Don't rush her. That's my job.
Ticktock, ticktock.
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You know what, ladies?
Rush me all you want.
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It is an honor to be with you here today.
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
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So glad you're here.
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My good side is all my sides.
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Thank you, Jacque.
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What the fuck?
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[funky music playing]
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What kinda fancy cheeses
say, "I like you"?
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Not "I love you,"
but "I might in the future."
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"I just wanna see
where this potentially might go."
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Got any cheeses
that say somethin' like that?
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Uh, cheddar?
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Even I know that's the wrong answer.
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You know what? I'll figure it out.
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What are we doing here? Class is over.
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Well, this being the last day of class,
I just wanted to do a little something.
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Oh.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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So you're just wearing a tablecloth.
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I knew it looked suspiciously long.
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Especially when you tripped on it
in class.
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So, what, you saw that?
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Oh, yeah. We all did.
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Oh, okay, I like it.
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I always had a fantasy
of hooking up with you in class.
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Are you reading my sex mind?
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I'd love that,
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but they'd cancel my lease if I got caught
having sex in the art studio.
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Mm.
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Stupid rule, I know.
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That sounds like a "you" problem
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because I don't have a lease
with this place.
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Look.
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I want us to enjoy some wine,
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music,
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and some room-temperature Brie cheese.
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Okay.
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So, after our little amuse-bouche,
we're gonna head back to your place?
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No.
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Okay.
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I guess I'll just have to trust a man
that wears a tablecloth.
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[both chuckle]
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- ? La-la la-la ?
- ? I'm too pretty, I'm too sweet ?
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Really? You're shooting
for People magazine? Bullshit!
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You knew I was gonna be here.
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I was missing you, all right?
And I still miss you.
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- We still got more to talk about.
- What do we have to talk about?
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You stuck your dick
in that haunted toothpick of a woman,
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and now I am building a new life
for myself, just like Kristin and Tooty.
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So you don't miss me?
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It's been three months, and you don't miss
anything about our lives together at all?
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I miss my Japanese toilet
every goddamn day.
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You don't know a thing
about that kind of longing.
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- [knocking on door]
- [Natasha] Uh, Mavis, is there a problem?
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Sweetheart, we can hear everything.
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I can't believe you got it in with him.
I'm so excited for you!
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So sorry.
This will not affect the day at all.
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Those beautiful bitches
will be getting married!
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[trainer] Push, push, push, push.
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- Last one.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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There you go. And breathe.
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- Good.
- Ooh!
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- Get it off.
- I got you.
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Oh my gosh.
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That was a good one.
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You know what else is good?
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No. Tell me.
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Remember I told you
I'm getting married next spring?
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Of course, to the should-be stripper
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who's wasting her time
at the smoothie bar instead.
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Right, my fianc�e, Callie.
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Mm-hmm.
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She wants to meet you.
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Hey, you told me
you guys were in a open relationship.
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Leave me outta any drama.
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The thing is...
we don't wanna leave you out.
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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Bruce, get Kristin to smile.
Please, it's her big day.
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Don't yell at him. That's my job.
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Bruce, get Kristin to smile.
It's her big day.
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Tooty, are you sure you wanna
go through with this? She's so moody.
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[Bruce] Smile.
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Please smile. I'll give you $20.
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I want you to know I've been doing
a lot of soul-searching, and, uh,
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as a Black man...
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Oh.
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So you cheated on me
'cause you're a Black man?
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- [Natasha] Mavis!
- Okay. Yes.
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Where's her something blue? She can't
get married without something blue.
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Okay. I... I... I... I have something blue.
I have it in here.
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- I just have to look for it, okay?
- Mavis, I've been going to therapy.
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I'm telling you I know
where things started to fall apart for us.
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Look, I know I'm the one
who sabotaged our relationship.
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So you wanna stand here
and tell me that you've changed,
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that you're working on yourself?
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But you're making it about you
like you always did.
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Let me find this.
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Oh! I found them.
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And I got one for Tooty too.
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They're so blue, so tiny, so cute.
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["Naughty" by Stella Mwangi plays]
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? Yo ?
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? I'm a grown girl, I do what I like ?
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? I'm with a fine fella
Fuckin' all night... ?
245
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- [phone chimes]
- ? Give it how I want ?
246
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,474
? Pop-pop that... ?
247
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,392
- Oh shit.
- ? From back to front ?
248
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,228
I'm sorry. I forgot I got another session.
249
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,315
I'm so sorry.
I know this is awkward, but I gotta go.
250
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,651
Can we try this another time?
251
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:53,943
Okay.
252
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,404
Of course.
253
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:02,078
[door opens, closes]
254
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,792
Nice tattoo.
255
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,294
Uh... Who's that?
256
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,420
Minnie Mouse?
257
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,755
It's Rhonda Rat.
258
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,381
Mm.
259
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,425
? Naughty ?
260
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,427
? How you get me so ?
261
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,805
? How you get me so ?
262
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,849
? How you get me so naughty ?
263
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,643
? How you get me so ?
264
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,271
? How you get me so naughty ?
265
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,984
? How you get me so naughty ?
266
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,073
? Naughty ?
267
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,535
- [classical music playing]
- [camera clicking]
268
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,413
Don't forget this shit, Kristin.
269
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:50,334
A wedding is just a day,
but a marriage, that's a lifetime.
270
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,130
I always thought Jacque and I would have
exposed brick and white roses
271
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:58,008
at our wedding,
but... I love that you have them.
272
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,720
Okay, girl.
They're waiting for you. [clicks tongue]
273
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,310
We gather here today
274
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,940
to celebrate the joining
of Tooty and Kristin in holy union.
275
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,694
We honor them by witnessing
the love they have created
276
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,822
and the life that they choose to continue
to create together
277
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,492
with their loving mothers, myself and her.
278
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,746
Now, some may say it's preposterous
279
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,374
to host such an extravagant event
for canines,
280
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:34,503
but the truth is that every moment
we get to spend celebrating love
281
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,172
is a moment well spent.
282
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,673
[Mavis sobs softly]
283
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:42,428
Life is a very brief film
and love its orchestral score.
284
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,891
Tooty, Kristin, let the music play on.
285
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,561
- Tooty, you may now sniff the bride.
- [classical music playing]
286
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,146
- [applause]
- [Mavis sobs]
287
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,857
[dog barking]
288
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,317
[Mavis blubbering]
289
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,402
- [barks]
- [continues sobbing]
290
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,115
[Mavis wailing]
291
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,076
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
292
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:10,080
You wilin'. You wilin'!
It's Purple Rain by a mile.
293
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:15,127
Oh, come... How very basic of you.
It is 100% 1999.
294
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,338
It's got "Kiss" and "Little Red Corvette"
295
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,966
and unexpected gems
like "International Lover." I mean...
296
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,469
But how you gonna call Purple Rain basic?
297
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,263
First of all,
my nigga Prince won a Oscar for it.
298
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,181
Okay.
299
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,141
Black people don't be
winning Oscars like that.
300
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,726
Angela Bassett ain't even got one.
301
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,479
Fine. It's okay you're wrong.
302
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,105
- I ain't wrong.
- [chuckles]
303
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,859
- Um... This is me.
- Oh, dope.
304
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,029
I just cleaned up my bathroom.
You wanna come in?
305
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,112
Nope.
306
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,616
- You seriously don't wanna come up?
- Look.
307
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,078
We had such an incredible day,
and you're incredible.
308
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,035
I think we should
just leave things right here. Hey.
309
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,458
I am proud of you and all that you are.
310
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,922
Okay. Um...
311
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,217
I guess thank you.
I'll just... see you around.
312
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,386
You most definitely will.
313
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,725
- [gate opens]
- Night.
314
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,188
- [gate slams]
- Ah, Anita!
315
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,272
Oh!
316
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:22,403
Anita, I... had... a threesome today.
317
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,864
- [chuckles]
- You've had threesomes before.
318
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:30,494
With my ex-husband,
but this shit, this shit was different.
319
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246
Because Ben wasn't involved?
320
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,748
Because no man was involved.
321
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:39,962
It felt so good,
like, free in a way I didn't expect.
322
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:44,008
I mean, I did exactly what I wanted to do.
323
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,803
Some freaky shit would pop in my head,
and bam, I'd be doin' it.
324
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,432
Has your queerness always been
in relation to a male partner?
325
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,850
Have you had sex with a woman
326
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,769
without a man
being part of the experience?
327
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,772
I did hook up with my college roommate.
328
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,357
Right?
329
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,861
She was so pretty and smart.
My boyfriend was there.
330
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,738
What function did he serve?
331
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,574
He was making me feel like
what we were doing was okay
332
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,702
because he wanted to do it too.
333
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:15,122
Let's talk about
representational frameworks.
334
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,626
You grew up with hetero parents
335
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,587
during a time where most of the couples
you saw in the world
336
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,881
and on TV were hetero.
337
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:28,802
And, culturally, hetero sex
is centered around male pleasure.
338
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,974
Ma'am, I am not paying you
to say "hetero" this many times.
339
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,186
There may be aspects of your identity
worth exploring
340
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:41,023
that have been out of reach to you
because you weren't given the vocabulary
341
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,358
to access them.
342
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,611
I'd like you to sit with a question.
343
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,114
What does your queerness look like
when men are removed from the equation?
344
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,539
Bitch. Don't come for me like that, Anita.
345
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,559
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [distant siren wailing]
346
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,962
You know what he said too?
He wishes that we had better, uh...
347
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,839
No, deeper communication.
348
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,468
He wanted me to talk to him
the way I talk to my best friends.
349
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,512
[Khalil] Damn.
350
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,765
So you had to work a job today
with Natasha and Jacque
351
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,435
and a dog wedding.
352
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,314
Stop saying it like that.
It's gonna be in People magazine.
353
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,067
This is a very high-profile
lesbian dog wedding.
354
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,360
You are right.
355
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,904
Love is love.
356
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,198
How are you?
357
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:35,369
Well, I am still processing,
but I'm not going to let it age a bitch
358
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,997
'cause I'm too cute to be mad, so...
359
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,124
Tell me about India.
I wanna know all about it.
360
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,418
Well, I had
a whole picnic situation goin'.
361
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,213
I gave her a little Love Jones
with some Poetic Justice.
362
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,296
I mean, I was in it.
363
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,802
We ate, talked, walked her home,
and, uh, now, now I'm here.
364
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,597
- I love that so much. What she say?
- What do you mean "What she say?"
365
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,641
What did she say
when you told her you liked her?
366
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,894
I didn't really have to say that.
It was strongly implied.
367
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,898
Matter of fact,
I even made sure we didn't have sex
368
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,818
so that she knows
I'm interested in a relationship.
369
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,362
Let me get this straight, cuz.
370
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,198
[exhales] It's been a day.
371
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,367
Um, on the last day of class,
372
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:20,330
you made a picnic,
walked her home, and no sex.
373
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,583
Yes, that is an accurate assessment.
374
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,627
Khalil, all that shit sounds like
you're breaking things off with her.
375
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379
That feels like a farewell party
376
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,507
unless you actually say the words
"I like you."
377
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,968
God, why is it so hard for you guys
to say that shit?
378
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,139
What are you talking about?
I didn't have to. I did it.
379
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,600
I showed her. What else could I have done?
380
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,900
Mavis, see,
I don't think you understand this.
381
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,854
Look, as a Black man...
382
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:47,983
Oh! Not again
with this "as a Black man" bullshit again.
383
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,569
I'm sorry. That was so rude and misplaced.
384
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,487
You good.
385
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,948
- I get it.
- Thanks.
386
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,451
I'm just really pissed off at Jacque
because I...
387
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,329
I think he's actually right
about our communication.
388
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:05,000
But my parents never communicated
like best friends at all.
389
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,671
They had their roles...
and they played them. That was it.
390
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,925
I mean, who am I to talk?
My romantic role model is Eddie Murphy.
391
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,386
Specifically Marcus Graham
from, you know, from Boomerang.
392
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,349
I can't even tell a girl that I like her.
393
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,019
Yes, you can, Khalil.
394
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,066
You can do that.
You just have to be vulnerable and honest.
395
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,237
God, I think we both do.
396
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,491
Yeah.
397
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,661
You are drinking so slow. Do you just...
398
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,622
I just... There's more where that came from.
399
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,042
? Let me stay around ?
400
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839
Khalil, what are you doing here?
401
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,300
I'm here to say the thing... the thing
that I shoulda said earlier today.
402
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,385
No, I get what you meant.
403
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,595
You don't wanna hook up anymore,
and that is fine.
404
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,390
No. No, no, no. Not that.
The opposite of that.
405
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,560
- You wanna start hooking up again?
- No. No. I mean, yes.
406
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,187
Yes, I do wanna do that, but other things.
407
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,857
I'm sorry. I... I think you should go.
408
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,859
I'm too grown
for this back-and-forth shit.
409
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,861
Just stop. Stop, stop. India.
410
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,156
I like you.
411
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,199
I do.
412
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,414
You're smart and weird.
You give me shit, and I... I like that.
413
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,374
You funny.
414
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,836
And, yes, I bought a couch
so you would have somewhere to sit.
415
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,338
And as for earlier, I...
416
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,759
In my defense, I thought I was showing you
with the picnic and the flowers.
417
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,888
Yeah, but then you forehead-kissed me
and said, "Let's leave it here."
418
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,764
I thought you friendly ghosted me.
419
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:48,979
Clearly not my best combination
of words and actions. I get that now.
420
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,232
If you don't feel the same,
I'll get out of here. I'll go.
421
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:55,819
But I like you.
422
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,489
And I wanna take you on dates.
423
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,910
And just be near you.
424
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,872
Just whatever.
425
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,250
Mom, who is that?
426
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,336
I told you to stay inside.
427
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,466
Khalil, this is my son, Cooper.
428
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,343
What's up, Cooper?
429
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,221
Well, say hello to Mr. Khalil.
430
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,389
- Hello.
- I'll meet you upstairs.
431
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,565
- I had no idea.
- 'Cause I didn't tell you.
432
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,777
'Cause it was none of your business
as long as things were casual.
433
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,903
And, for the record,
434
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,323
he was not here this afternoon,
or else I would've never brought you.
435
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,823
I get it.
436
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:49,831
You just, like, present fuckboi,
and being a single mom is complicated.
437
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,583
And I don't know. It's just...
438
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,337
Let me ask you one question.
439
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,674
Do you like me?
440
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,137
Yes, I do like you.
441
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,641
Why don't we just start there?
442
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,726
["Love Song" by Mar�a Isabel plays]
443
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,980
? Take it easy on me ?
444
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,482
? LA living's never easy ?
445
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,862
? But my instinct to love
Dissolved all thoughts I had... ?
446
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,946
Mavis?
447
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,032
Are you wearing my shirt?
448
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,995
? I'm doing the best I can, I hope it's... ?
449
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,078
Yeah.
450
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,710
? Maybe you can't keep me safe, but... ?
451
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:35,793
Okay.
452
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,172
What in the Husbands of Hollywood
meets Nancy Meyers movie
453
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,008
is going on right now?
454
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,093
? I hope it's enough ?
455
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,098
? Maybe you can't keep me safe ?
456
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,808
? But keep me loved... ?
457
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,227
Are you back?
458
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,688
? I'm doing the best I can... ?
459
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,064
No, I'm not back.
460
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,943
I came here because I want to tell you...
461
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,421
? Maybe you can't keep me safe... ?
462
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,696
...that you were right.
463
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,033
I didn't communicate with you
like I could've.
464
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,952
But no matter what I did or didn't do,
465
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,039
I always deserved more
than being humiliated.
466
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,625
I deserved more than betrayal.
467
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,752
I know.
468
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,503
I'm so sorry.
469
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,671
? Loved ?
470
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,298
? Keep me loved... ?
471
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,301
Look, I put the knives back
the way you like them.
472
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,553
Yeah.
473
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,682
And I hung the paintings, finally.
474
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,144
And yesterday,
I deep-cleaned the bathroom. I mean...
475
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,355
Oh. [snaps]
476
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,691
I take my shoes off at the door now.
477
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,652
You should always
take your shoes off at the door,
478
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:46,406
otherwise you're just bringin' in
the city, and that's disgusting, but, um...
479
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,825
I'm proud of you.
480
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,119
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
481
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,748
Really? You're listening to this song now?
482
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,091
? I feel unhappy ?
483
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,303
? I feel so sad ?
484
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,726
- ? I have lost the best friend... ?
- [Mavis sobs gently]
485
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,978
Never loved anyone like you, Mavis.
486
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,025
I didn't realize
how much I'd miss laughing with you.
487
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,654
You know,
this shitty-ass apartment I'm in...
488
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:26,780
? Loved her so ?
489
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,949
...doesn't even have a real kitchen.
490
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,868
And every Sunday, I'm roasting chicken,
491
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,912
and, um, it's a weird thing to miss,
492
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:39,084
but no one could suck a bone dry
like you, boy. I'll tell you that much.
493
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,599
Please invite me over to eat your cooking.
494
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,464
? Going through... ?
495
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,133
I'm wasting away over here.
496
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:50,387
I even miss
your terrible Denzel impersonations.
497
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,598
"King Kong ain't got shit on me."
498
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:57,519
? Through changes ?
499
00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,770
? In my life... ?
500
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,653
Please come home, baby.
501
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,615
We can do it better this time.
I know we can.
502
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,119
I can't do that.
503
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,497
I can't. Listen, I just...
504
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,042
I just wanted us to have a better ending.
505
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,626
We deserve that.
506
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,047
And if I'm being honest,
507
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,050
I also wanted one more thing.
508
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,263
Anything.
509
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:39,102
? I'm going through changes ?
510
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,070
Come on, toilet.
Just a little bit more, toilet.
511
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,532
Oh God. I'm talking to the toilet.
I need to rest.
512
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,283
I need to r...
513
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,826
Oh, I...
514
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,662
Whoo!
515
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:58,746
Mavis.
516
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,456
Luca?
517
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,043
What are you doing here?
518
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,753
I just got in.
519
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,715
I'm here for a few weeks.
520
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,884
I wanted to surprise you.
521
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,970
Do you need help with that
522
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,306
toilet?
523
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,349
Yes.
524
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,228
Yes, I do need help with my toilet.
525
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,814
[R & B music playing]
526
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,361
? Betta know about me, babe ?
527
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,278
? Mm-hmm ?
528
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,324
? Betta know about me, babe ?
529
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,242
? Yeah ?
530
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,663
? I'm way too lit, I'm way too thick ?
531
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,040
? Talk a lotta trash, but I could bag it ?
532
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,167
? Betta know about me ?
533
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,548
? Mm-mm ?
534
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,508
? Yeah ?
535
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,344
? Mm-mm-mm ?
536
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,221
? Yeah ?
537
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,266
? Mm-mm ?
538
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,434
? Yeah ?
539
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,688
? Mm-mm-mm ?
540
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,189
? Yeah ?
541
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,609
? Mm-mm ?
542
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,570
? Hey ?
543
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,698
? Mm-mm-mm ?
544
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,783
? Yeah ?
545
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,786
? Betta know about me, babe ?
546
00:26:19,836 --> 00:26:24,386
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