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♪ I knew when I saw you ♪
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♪ From your car ♪
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♪ From the start ♪
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♪ I had to hear
your heart race ♪
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♪ The hardest place ♪
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♪ To get a drink in L. A. ♪
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♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it ♪
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♪ We fell in love ♪
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♪ I was me and now I'm us ♪
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♪ And I don't know
where to go from here ♪
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♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused. ♪
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Obviously, I would learn
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how to play the guitar, but
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I think it's
a pretty achievable thing.
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You are a born entertainer.
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- This is something, uh...
- Oops, sorry.
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This is something we would do
on the side, you know,
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uh, to add to the enigmatic
story that is Dave.
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Just a piece of the puzzle.
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Um, I think when I do that
I'd like to go by
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the stage name Mandemius,
and potentially
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I might have a British accent
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if I continue
to work at it
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and figure it out for myself.
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But I might have
to take dialect lessons
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in addition to the guitar, so...
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Uh, how's the actual album
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coming along, though, guys?
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The XXL stuff
just came out,
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and we'd like to ride
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- that rapper momentum.
- Mm.
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And you killed that shit,
by the way,
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so could be
a lot of traction.
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Thank you.
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Um, they did a good job
editorially with that.
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Uh, the album...
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How do I want to
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even say this?
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So... I just want to say
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we do appreciate
you guys very much.
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- The house is phenomenal.
- Great.
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- Our pleasure.
- So, so nice.
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I don't think we have
to pussyfoot around this.
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Tessa's my road dog.
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So here's what's going on.
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Penith is a bear, um,
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and I'm a gorilla.
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Don't get me wrong,
but what I'm finding out is that
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when bears and gorillas,
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you know... y-you can't
crossbreed all the time.
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- Mm.
- I am trying
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to play God.
I'm realizing that might be
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too much hubric of me.
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So I am struggling
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with the behemoth
that is Penith.
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Uh, how much of it
would you say is done, though?
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- Done done?
- Yeah, done done.
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Percentage‐wise.
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Done done. Uh...
♪ Dun dun dun. ♪
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Um, I've got, like,
four half songs
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that I don't believe in at all.
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So I don't even count those
as a... so...
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Nothing.
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- Um...
- Zero?
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Yeah.
I do have six folk songs
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that are incredible.
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- The wrong genre, obviously, but...
- Um...
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Especially since that
album release date is
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closely approaching.
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How much time, like,
do you think you might need?
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Yeah, we might need to do a
little bit of a nudge there, uh,
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but... if we're being conservative,
I don't... u-um...
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A year.
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Daylight savings time has been
really throwing me off
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- with the darkness.
- Right.
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Yeah, I think we'll just focus
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on some housekeeping stuff then.
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Housekeeping, great.
I‐I would love a housekeeper.
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A right at the top of the stairs,
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and then another right.
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Don't hit the sconce.
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- Don't hit the Sconce.
- Okay, I'm not.
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You have your own bathroom.
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I think you're gonna like
the water pressure.
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You know, David
always took the longest showers.
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Yeah, I can imagine.
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Aw, geez, I just can't believe
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you got fired from that label.
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Mom, I didn't get fired
from a record label.
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- I don't work at a record label.
- No, he got evicted.
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Which is much worse
because it directly affects me.
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It's the entertainment industry.
Some people lack patience.
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They don't understand
what this is, fine.
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The chip on my shoulder
just grows larger, okay?
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What is this room, by the way?
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It's like a little girl's room.
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- Yeah.
- It's an Airbnb.
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It's so naïve.
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Well...
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Mama, can you make me
a sandwich?
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Of course, sweetheart.
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Do you want it in triangles?
You got it.
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- Thanks, Mama.
- You're welcome.
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"Mama. Mama,
will you make me some sandwiches?
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"And cut it up so my baby teeth
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can get through this bread,
maybe?"
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- Michael?
- Yeah?
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Would you like a sandwich?
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Yeah, please.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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Hey, man.
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I don't think you're a failure.
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I... Yeah. I don't think
I'm a failure either.
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Why would you...
I don't...
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I didn't think you thought that.
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Okay. Good.
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*DAVE*
Season 02 Episode 08
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Episode Title: "The Burds"
Aired on: July 28, 2021.
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Sorry.
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I got
caught on this, like,
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endless FaceTime
with my sister.
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It was a whole thing, and...
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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You know, a little bit
of a setback.
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But...
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Are you having a good time
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living with your
favorite people again?
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Uh, yeah. I feel like
I'm, like, you know,
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reduced to my core.
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I'm back, uh,
finding my roots.
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Just wish
it could be under
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less embarrassing
circumstances.
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It's not embarrassing,
Dave.
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I was literally
kicked out of my house
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for lack of productivity.
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Okay, I know that
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you have a very specific plan
for how everything
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is supposed to go,
and that this is
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- not part of that, probably.
- Mm.
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But it's just a detour.
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Yeah, just a detour.
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Well, I guess
you probably don't want
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your, uh, housewarming gifts.
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- You got me gifts?
- Yeah.
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Come on.
Come to my, uh, my car,
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where I have the gifts located.
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- Come on.
- Sure.
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- I'm in pursuit.
- Yeah.
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100% authentic gifts.
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- There's multiple?
- Yeah. And this...
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What‐what is this?
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What is this?
It's a headband for your hair.
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Like you've always wanted.
You're always like,
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- "Aah, my hair."
- Am I saying that?
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It was custom‐made for you.
So try it on.
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Okay. Huh.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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- Do I look good in this?
- Stunning.
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- You look amazing!
- Is this a good look?
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You should be a professional
fuckin' Halloween player
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- for soccer.
- What?
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And... Okay, got it.
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This is the big one.
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- Get ready.
- Ooh, I gotta get out of your way.
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- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
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- Did you really?
- I did.
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You have truly outdone yourself.
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- Yeah.
- You have gotten me the worst gift
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a man could receive.
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I mean, I can't even
blow up a balloon.
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- Okay.
- You know that.
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- I did forget that you sa...
- I can't.
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But I also don't think
that's true,
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- try it.
- You think I li...
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Now you sound like the bullies
that I had to deal with
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who said, "This guy can't
blow up a balloon."
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I can't.
I have a slack jaw.
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Okay, then give it to me,
and I will give it to someone
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who can blow it.
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That's unfair. I can use
the gift any way I want.
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Dave...
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It's mine. I appreciate
all these gifts.
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You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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You can just Venmo me.
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No.
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You can't blame me for
every raisin that you se
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- Have you guys seen my laptop anywhere?
- We both eat raisins.
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- I haven't seen it.
- I'm not blaming you for every raisin,
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just these three.
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Yeah, and what, do
they have my name on it?
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What are you doing?
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What about that cashew?
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Please get off of my laptop.
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I was listening to the records
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that you made this past year.
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No, Dave, you can't keep me
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in the dark anymore, man.
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This is none of your business.
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This is literally
my only business.
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At least let me try
and help you.
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You're not even
in the right folder.
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Okay, well, where do I go?
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"Penith possibilities."
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"Penith poss..."
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- Possibilities.
- I get it.
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There's no organization to this.
You're playing stuff at random.
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Okay, what's‐what's "Me Too"?
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- "Me Too" is a radical...
- Let's hear it.
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♪ You wanna cuddle
in my bed? Me, too ♪
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♪ Are you on board
to have sex? Me, too ♪
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♪ Oh, you came?
Oh, me, too! ♪
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♪ Do you use shampoo?
Me, too ♪
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♪ Do you fuck with movies?
Me, too ♪
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♪ Do you wanna fuck?
Oh, yeah, me, too ♪
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♪ Ooh, respectfully. ♪
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Okay, do you know what's going on
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- right now in the world?
- Yeah, what? I don't...
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- I don't think
- I just think that's, like,
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- it's a good idea.
- The worst thing you could ever have thought.
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- Yeah, I don't like it.
- Okay, what about "Jenkum"?
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- What is "Jenkum"?
- Ooh.
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It's a sweet spot in my heart.
Jenkum is, uh,
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when you take shit and
you put it in a plastic bag...
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- Okay, that's enough.
- ...and you let it ferment.
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- And you huff it, and you...
- I don't need to hear it.
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What about "Ally's Song"?
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Is that a real thing?
Because if it is,
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- we should put it out immediately.
- No, that's in the wrong folder.
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‐It's "Ally's Song," and it's
not even in the right...
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Oh, well, then,
I want to hear it.
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You don't need to hear it.
Please don't.
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♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh whoa ♪
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♪ I fucked the whole thing up ♪
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♪ I did it all back... wards ♪
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♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪
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♪ I could barely share
a pass... word ♪
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♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there ♪
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♪ I left me there, too ♪
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♪ You had my back,
I puked on you ♪
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♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran ♪
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♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems ♪
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♪ I'd do anything to melt you ♪
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♪ I took you for granted ♪
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♪ I'll give you
belly rubs, too ♪
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♪ Did you like the rabbit? ♪
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♪ It's killing me to kill you ♪
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♪ And you were the magic ♪
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♪ But I fucked
the whole thing up ♪
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♪ I did it all back... wards ♪
251
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♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪
252
00:09:10,971 --> 00:09:13,757
♪ You were the best
at my worst ♪
253
00:09:14,072 --> 00:09:17,135
♪ And I miss you, Ally ♪
254
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♪ Hoot‐hoot ♪
255
00:09:20,455 --> 00:09:23,296
♪ I'm lost without you ♪
256
00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:25,703
♪ Hoot‐hoot. ♪
257
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It's... That's good.
Dave, that's good.
258
00:09:28,197 --> 00:09:30,642
I mean, it's different.
It's like nothing I've ever heard
259
00:09:30,727 --> 00:09:31,291
- you make before.
- Yeah.
260
00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,640
I didn't know you even
did stuff like that.
261
00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:34,791
I... It's not a Lil Dicky song.
It's... I don't...
262
00:09:34,876 --> 00:09:36,651
No, it's not a Lil Dicky song
because you don't mention
263
00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:38,190
your penis the entire time.
264
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,697
This is great to be different
and to try new stuff.
265
00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:42,122
I hear you,
and I'm happy you like it,
266
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,430
but it's definitely not, like,
the type of thing
267
00:09:44,531 --> 00:09:46,790
- that's going on Penith.
- Well, it should.
268
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:47,894
It should be on the album,
269
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,097
- because you have to show growth.
- No, M...
270
00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:50,807
And I think that's huge.
And also,
271
00:09:50,899 --> 00:09:53,019
it's nice to acknowledge that
you're still in love with Ally.
272
00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,887
- I mean...
- Uh, no.
273
00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,521
People love breakup songs.
274
00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:58,056
That was the impetus of that.
275
00:09:58,141 --> 00:09:59,869
So I experimented
in the lane,
276
00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:02,127
tapped into emotion...
it's not that...
277
00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,861
- Mm.
- I love Ally as a friend, but...
278
00:10:04,986 --> 00:10:06,730
there won't be a breakup song
with my wife.
279
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,089
- I'll tell you that much.
- Okay. Yeah, well...
280
00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:09,834
Sounds like you've got this
whole life thing figured out.
281
00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:11,520
"Jenkum" it is.
282
00:10:13,562 --> 00:10:15,346
Hey, honey, dinner's in 20.
283
00:10:15,705 --> 00:10:17,075
All right,
I'm gonna shower real quick.
284
00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,447
David, you don't have time.
285
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,127
You just said dinner was in 20.
286
00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:21,994
- Please don't be late.
- Okay.
287
00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:45,202
Milk or seltzer?
288
00:10:45,287 --> 00:10:47,682
Uh, seltzer's good.
289
00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:50,092
You got it.
290
00:10:53,474 --> 00:10:56,744
"The Freshmen"
by The Verve Pipe playing...
291
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,379
Oh, Mila.
292
00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:16,470
♪ When I was young
I knew everything ♪
293
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,582
♪ And she a punk ♪
294
00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:20,505
♪ Who rarely ever took advice ♪
295
00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:21,908
Oh, God.
296
00:11:21,993 --> 00:11:23,811
♪ Now I'm guilt stricken ♪
297
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:26,181
♪ Sobbing with my head
on the floor ♪
298
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:29,685
♪ Stop a baby's breath and ♪
299
00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:31,348
♪ A shoe full of rice, no ♪
300
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,652
Uh, don't run, stop running.
301
00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:35,920
- Don't run, don't run.
- ♪ Can't be held responsible ♪
302
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:42,751
♪ 'Cause she was
touching her face ♪
303
00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:46,772
♪ I won't be held responsible ♪
304
00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:52,208
♪ She fell in love
in the first place. ♪
305
00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:06,956
Did you get in touch
with the doctor?
306
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,358
I left a message.
307
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,320
And they said he'd call me back.
308
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:11,906
And he didn't call me back.
309
00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,191
Well, that happened yesterday,
also.
310
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,126
I know, they don't
call you back here.
311
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,061
- I don't understand.
- But, honey, you need to stay on it.
312
00:12:17,145 --> 00:12:18,463
- You're late for dinner.
- What, stay on the phone?
313
00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:20,965
- Or...?
- I'm 90 seconds late, Mom...
314
00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:23,268
One second late for dinner
is still late for dinner.
315
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:26,851
You know I had a single request.
You always do this.
316
00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:29,085
I mean, if I were
always 90 seconds late,
317
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,586
wouldn't that,
by definition, make me
318
00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:32,281
an incredibly punctual
human being?
319
00:12:32,366 --> 00:12:34,257
He's good... that's a good point.
320
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:35,880
- Give it to me, give it to me.
- He's good!
321
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,647
- Very good, very good. What?
- Thank you.
322
00:12:37,732 --> 00:12:40,183
What? I'm just saying the guy's
had a pretty rough week.
323
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,986
- Yeah.
- Fine, you two win.
324
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:44,421
Be late forever.
Look what I made for you.
325
00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:46,090
And then I just press yes or no.
326
00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:48,741
And then a new,
gorgeous woman comes on.
327
00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:50,531
- And... yeah.
- Oh, my God!
328
00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:53,194
And you press this and
it shows different pictures and...
329
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,546
Are they all in their underwear?
330
00:12:55,631 --> 00:12:57,584
Certainly not wife material.
331
00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,970
You haven't met anyone
you're interested in?
332
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,881
No, nobody swept me
off my feet yet.
333
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:04,475
David, you got to stop talking
334
00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:06,014
about being swept off
your feet.
335
00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:08,507
That's easy for you to say, Mom.
You stumbled into perfection
336
00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:10,476
in a man named Don.
Like, if I could meet
337
00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:12,116
- a female Don, then it'd be perfect.
- Wait, no...
338
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,818
- That's magic, that guy.
- Hang on.
339
00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:17,101
We met, we were compatible
and the timing was right.
340
00:13:17,186 --> 00:13:18,702
That's all I want!
What do you mean?
341
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,617
I want to be walking
down the street and, like,
342
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:22,859
see a woman walk
out of a Barnes & Noble.
343
00:13:22,944 --> 00:13:25,234
David... Uncle Doug set us up
344
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,585
because I was fat
and your dad liked fat women,
345
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,234
- but it wasn't magical.
- What?
346
00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,202
We became best friends
and he makes me laugh every day
347
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:34,241
and... that's,
that's all I need.
348
00:13:34,326 --> 00:13:36,007
Well, that sounds magical,
what do you mean?
349
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,342
It's a rags‐to‐riches story...
350
00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:38,943
you were overweight
and Don came in,
351
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,245
- and he dominated...
- Hey.
352
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:41,813
You want to watch
the Schitt's Creek?
353
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:43,281
- Don, do you see...
- Sure.
354
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,849
...that we're in the middle
of a conversation?
355
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,085
- Fine, I'll watch upstairs.
- No, wait!
356
00:13:47,169 --> 00:13:49,053
- No, do not watch it without us, no.
- Don't watch it without us.
357
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:50,955
This is your cousin,
she wants to know
358
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,790
why you haven't texted her.
359
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,507
My phone is off.
360
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,794
- Well, turn your phone on and...
- Okay.
361
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,797
- And text her back, Don!
- All right.
362
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,499
- God!
- Hey.
363
00:14:01,764 --> 00:14:03,067
- Oh, my God.
- Don't be so mean to Don.
364
00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:04,374
Do you know how many times
I've asked him
365
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,593
not to turn his phone off?
He's completely incapable.
366
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:07,805
It's driving me nuts.
367
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,340
Well, that's
what you're here for.
368
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,609
- You got to take care of him.
- Yeah, no kidding.
369
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,585
I‐I haven't shown you...
370
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,213
the photos from Egypt.
371
00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:17,115
Oh, no, you haven't,
but I've heard a lot
372
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:19,749
about the Gizan air,
so I can really picture it
373
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,085
very vividly, honestly.
374
00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:23,054
- Sure.
- I'm just drained right now.
375
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,616
That's fine, you know what,
376
00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:26,124
I'm gonna go ahead
and say good night.
377
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,257
Oh, that's great.
SportsCenter is on right now.
378
00:14:28,342 --> 00:14:29,794
- This is perfect timing, Mama.
- Perfect.
379
00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,195
I love you.
I'll see you in the morning.
380
00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:33,163
Real funny, Mama...
come back here and kiss me
381
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,133
good night on my cheek, come on.
382
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:37,001
‐Never. ‐Are you out of your
mind? Yeah, right in the middle.
383
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,503
- Okay, that wasn't right in the middle.
- That was...
384
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,133
I need you to focus.
It was a little off‐center.
385
00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:41,873
I'd like it right in the middle.
386
00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,341
- Thanks, Mama.
- You're welcome.
387
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,943
- I love you.
- I love you.
388
00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:46,484
David, you're open.
389
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:47,734
Huh?
390
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,459
You're open. You're...
391
00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:51,943
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
392
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:56,403
Okay, I didn't see much.
393
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,234
- Do people buy belts?
- No.
394
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:11,578
I know I'm here for hoodies,
but, like, maybe I need a belt.
395
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:12,646
No, you don't.
396
00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:13,428
You have a great selection.
397
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,773
Just pick something,
don't obsess. Dad'll pay for it.
398
00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:17,373
- Okay, you're leaving?
- I... Yes.
399
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,662
- I've got stuff to do.
- Be safe! Be safe! Be safe!
400
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:22,108
All right.
Don, text me when you're done.
401
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,866
- Okay.
- Don't die.
402
00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:26,233
So this is why you retire,
am I right?
403
00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:27,905
I don't know
how you gave it up, Big D.
404
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,342
Wasn't it, like, your dream
to be a lawyer forever?
405
00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:32,225
Well, I just wanted to be happy.
406
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,639
I never cared how I got there.
407
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,859
You know, when you think about
it, my legacy is your legacy.
408
00:15:35,943 --> 00:15:37,531
At the end of the day,
my success is yours.
409
00:15:37,615 --> 00:15:40,139
So, like, we're gonna be
covered, I hope you know that.
410
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,842
Yeah, okay.
411
00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:44,780
You are the cutest man
in the world.
412
00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:47,326
- Thanks.
- You look like
413
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,162
a turtle without its shell
and I marvel
414
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:51,399
- at your physical grace.
- I like turtles.
415
00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:53,880
♪ When the laughter dies ♪
416
00:15:54,105 --> 00:15:56,457
♪ Who are you, who are you ♪
417
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,959
♪ When you're alone at night ♪
418
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,828
♪ When the world,
when the world ♪
419
00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,363
♪ When the world spins around ♪
420
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,687
♪ Will you be, will you be
will you be lost or found... ♪
421
00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:07,397
Hey there,
can I help you find anything?
422
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:08,796
- Oh, hi, I'm sorry, what?
- You know,
423
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,742
we're actually doing free
makeovers if you're interested.
424
00:16:10,826 --> 00:16:13,092
Oh, I'm not, I don't think
I'm gonna buy anything.
425
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,341
Oh, it's okay.
It'll only take a few minutes.
426
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:17,311
- And it is free.
- Yeah?
427
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:18,600
Yeah.
428
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:21,334
- Ah... okay.
- Okay.
429
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,904
♪ 'Cause I opened my heart... ♪
430
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,053
You think I can pull this off?
431
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,655
Oh, yeah, smoky eye,
432
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,358
red lip... I mean,
it's a classic look.
433
00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:33,141
All right, thank you so much.
I'll think about it.
434
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,596
- Thank you.
- Yeah, okay.
435
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,632
"Desire" by Tempers
feat. Rem Koolhaas playing...
436
00:16:41,808 --> 00:16:43,772
Jesus Christ, Don.
437
00:16:49,099 --> 00:16:50,016
Whoa!
438
00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:55,311
- Wow.
- Are you all right?
439
00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,887
I'm fine.
440
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,030
I'm... fine.
441
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,468
- Do...
- Your call
442
00:17:17,552 --> 00:17:19,392
- has been forwarded to an automated...
- Fuck.
443
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,826
Are you fucking kidding me?
444
00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:23,777
So I just swipe it?
445
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,012
- Oh, it's a chip.
- A what?
446
00:17:25,096 --> 00:17:26,194
- A chip?
- A chip.
447
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,648
- Insert, insert, put it in.
- What do you mean, a...
448
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,999
- See, that side goes in there.
- What? Is this something new?
449
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,083
- You've never seen this before?
- Don! Don!
450
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,922
What is the use of having a
phone if you never turn it on?!
451
00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:36,670
What happened to your face?
452
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,674
I gave you my old phone,
I still can't reach you!
453
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,243
- Turn on your fucking phone!
- All right.
454
00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:43,281
- I'll do it, all right.
- It's too late, I'm leaving.
455
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:45,683
If you guys want to come with,
fine, if not, Uber.
456
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,443
- I'll do this, uh...
- It's on now, okay?
457
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,245
Okay, what is
the return policy on this?
458
00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:51,532
- 900 days with a receipt.
- Okay.
459
00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:53,092
Thank you.
460
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,920
Just think back to when you guys
met for the first time.
461
00:18:06,108 --> 00:18:08,733
Or... can I put
some music on, maybe?
462
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:11,178
Don't change the settings.
Please don't mess with it.
463
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:19,764
♪ It's undeniable ♪
464
00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:24,670
♪ Yeah, mm ♪
465
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:28,600
♪ One, you're
like a dream come true ♪
466
00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:29,777
♪ Two ♪
467
00:18:29,998 --> 00:18:32,312
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
468
00:18:32,608 --> 00:18:35,952
♪ Three, girl,
it's plain to see ♪
469
00:18:36,037 --> 00:18:39,620
♪ That you're
the only one for me ♪
470
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:41,944
- David, please, I have a headache.
- ♪ And four... ♪
471
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,389
Mama?
472
00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:01,670
Mama?
473
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,326
- Mama...
- Oh, God!
474
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,346
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
- David, what are you doing?
475
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,773
- I'm sleeping.
- I know, but naptime's over.
476
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:11,018
And you got to wake up.
I got a surprise for you, Mama.
477
00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:13,520
- What are you talking about?
- You'll see,
478
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,055
- if you just get up, come on.
- Oh, honey...
479
00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:17,758
My dear, sweet mama,
I will be taking care of you.
480
00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:20,360
- Close your eyes, by the way.
- What? No, no, no.
481
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,596
- Is... No. David, is this a punk?
- Mm‐hmm, yep.
482
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,811
Am I a punk?
483
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,466
I think you don't understand
that phrase, but...
484
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:29,406
- Come on, Mama.
- Oh, my God, David, what did you do?
485
00:19:29,491 --> 00:19:31,483
- You're about to find out.
- Oh, God.
486
00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,537
- You ready?
- I don't know.
487
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,820
Voila, company chicken
and company noodles.
488
00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:40,514
I don't... What...? What is,
what is this about?
489
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:41,976
Please, come on.
What is this about?
490
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,450
It's about you and Don's love
and tapping back into it.
491
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,587
Come on, it's a romantic dinner.
492
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,022
You know, I was listening
493
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,225
to my tapes
and I saw him making it,
494
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,459
but I'm probably
just as surprised as you are.
495
00:19:53,544 --> 00:19:55,696
- A little bit of wine.
- Very elegant.
496
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,432
Yeah, learned it from the best.
I'm gonna put the fireplace on.
497
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:00,634
He's just trying
to create a romantic...
498
00:20:00,718 --> 00:20:02,369
‐No, what he's trying to do,
‐...dinner.
499
00:20:02,453 --> 00:20:03,837
But I was sleeping...
500
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:07,687
Oh, my God.
You have sauce all over you.
501
00:20:07,772 --> 00:20:09,812
- Wipe that off.
- All right, all right.
502
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,044
Well, you know,
why do you throw things
503
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,713
at me like that?
504
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,881
- Does that feel good?
- I was trying to help.
505
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,315
Guys,
506
00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:16,632
I'm not watching
you guys bicker anymore.
507
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,585
David, we've been married
for 30 years. It's normal, okay?
508
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,789
Well, when you do it
in front of me,
509
00:20:22,256 --> 00:20:24,109
it makes me sad.
510
00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:26,560
Oh, for God's sake.
511
00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:28,462
Grow up.
You're almost 30 years old.
512
00:20:28,546 --> 00:20:30,448
Stop being so selfish.
513
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,379
What are you talking...
514
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,117
How am I being selfish
515
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:35,593
if I just made you
your favorite dinner?
516
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,337
- I don't understand.
- My‐my favorite dinner?
517
00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:38,705
‐Yeah, company chicken,
‐Company chicken?
518
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:39,851
- And I spent so much time.
- I don't...
519
00:20:39,935 --> 00:20:42,170
I don't like company chicken,
David.
520
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:45,234
You make it every single
time company comes over.
521
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,045
I make it for you
522
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,482
because you love it.
I make it for you, not me.
523
00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:50,960
Well,
how am I supposed to know that?
524
00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:52,749
You sit there
and you eat it every time.
525
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,327
And I still am
failing to realize
526
00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:56,491
how me making you a whole meal
is me being selfish.
527
00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:58,058
- Explain that.
- Oh, my God, David!
528
00:20:58,142 --> 00:21:00,327
You just woke me up.
529
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:02,329
You brought me down here
and did all of this.
530
00:21:02,413 --> 00:21:04,921
That was not for me.
That was for you.
531
00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:05,998
- It was for you guys.
- That was...
532
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,435
David, that was for you, because
you wanted to feel better.
533
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,338
I wanted to show you pictures
from Egypt,
534
00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:12,639
but you weren't interested.
535
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:14,243
- Oh, my God. Egypt?
- You had other things to do.
536
00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:16,342
You came down late for dinner.
I asked you...
537
00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,479
- I was 90 seconds late!
- You wanted to take a shower,
538
00:21:18,563 --> 00:21:19,624
- Jesus Christ!
- So you were late.
539
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,818
Everything's a fucking issue
with you!
540
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:24,463
- David, that's enough.
- No, Dad. Like, she's always riding you.
541
00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:25,886
It's, like, nonstop with her.
542
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,406
I said enough!
Okay? Sit down.
543
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,735
Okay.
544
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,328
Don't talk to your mother
like that.
545
00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:38,139
You‐you have no idea
what she does for us.
546
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:41,249
Between moving to a new city
and taking on new clients,
547
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,624
my depression
and you staying here with us,
548
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,572
uh, you have no idea,
David. None.
549
00:21:45,656 --> 00:21:47,859
Whoa, whoa. What do you mean,
your depression?
550
00:21:48,826 --> 00:21:50,744
- Oh.
- What does that mean?
551
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,664
Well, it's‐it's...
Well, sometime...
552
00:21:54,321 --> 00:21:57,157
Your father has depression,
David.
553
00:22:01,713 --> 00:22:03,311
Since when?
554
00:22:04,778 --> 00:22:06,272
Forever.
555
00:22:08,225 --> 00:22:10,671
Look, my mother
was depressed, too,
556
00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:12,968
so maybe it's hereditary,
I don't know.
557
00:22:13,053 --> 00:22:14,648
- But... but...
- This is...
558
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,662
Why would you never
tell me this?
559
00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:19,607
You never asked.
560
00:22:23,147 --> 00:22:24,878
Well, what?
561
00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:34,456
Dave...
562
00:22:36,569 --> 00:22:38,436
Wh... Why is he crying?
563
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,344
David, what is it?
564
00:22:42,588 --> 00:22:43,890
David?
565
00:22:45,686 --> 00:22:46,884
Come on.
566
00:22:48,053 --> 00:22:50,370
I don't even
know anything about you.
567
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:54,875
I‐I don't even know, like,
what you think about,
568
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:57,757
or what your
favorite colors are, or...
569
00:22:57,842 --> 00:22:59,513
I know nothing.
I'm a bad son.
570
00:22:59,748 --> 00:23:01,616
- No. -Oh.
- Yes, I am.
571
00:23:01,701 --> 00:23:03,016
How could you argue with that?
What do you mean?
572
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,406
I don't even know
he's depressed. He's my dad.
573
00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:07,382
I think your favorite food is
my favorite food.
574
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:08,355
I'm a fucking idiot.
575
00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:10,924
I feel like if you guys died,
576
00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:12,782
I wouldn't even know
what to say at your funeral.
577
00:23:14,045 --> 00:23:15,701
Oh...
578
00:23:16,537 --> 00:23:18,898
Uh, we're not...
we're not gonna...
579
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,768
- We're not gonna die.
- You can't die.
580
00:23:20,853 --> 00:23:24,116
We're not dying, David.
581
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:28,553
Mine's tan.
582
00:23:30,528 --> 00:23:31,912
What?
583
00:23:32,576 --> 00:23:34,348
My favorite color.
584
00:23:34,944 --> 00:23:36,617
It's tan.
585
00:23:37,108 --> 00:23:38,719
- No, it's not.
- It is.
586
00:23:38,803 --> 00:23:40,233
It's tan.
587
00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:41,983
You're the only person
in the, in the world
588
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:43,552
whose favorite color is tan.
589
00:23:43,636 --> 00:23:45,562
Well, then, I'm very special.
590
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:47,024
- Like you are.
- Well, I agree, you are special,
591
00:23:47,108 --> 00:23:49,132
and I'll paint
my whole abdomen tan.
592
00:23:49,217 --> 00:23:51,132
I'll do anything you want.
593
00:23:51,217 --> 00:23:53,359
And I love you so much.
594
00:23:53,444 --> 00:23:55,287
I love you, too, David.
595
00:23:55,662 --> 00:23:57,431
Can I have a bite
of the chicken?
596
00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:03,976
"Making mud pies, 007?"
597
00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:06,845
Thank you.
598
00:24:06,929 --> 00:24:08,749
You really do that so well.
599
00:24:08,834 --> 00:24:09,983
Ha! Getting better.
600
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:12,037
Come sit down.
601
00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:13,312
Do you want a drink?
602
00:24:13,397 --> 00:24:14,922
- Um...
- Oh, Accutane.
603
00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:17,054
No, but I can have...
I can have one.
604
00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:18,883
- You can have one.
- I haven't had one in so long.
605
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:20,294
- You can have one, right?
- Pour it on.
606
00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:22,679
- It's Bachelor night. Come on.
- Yeah, let's go.
607
00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:25,241
I'm actually very excited
to see what's going on
608
00:24:25,326 --> 00:24:26,694
with Chloe's journey.
609
00:24:26,826 --> 00:24:28,068
Because she's just
so mysterious,
610
00:24:28,152 --> 00:24:29,859
I don't know what's going
on with her.
611
00:24:29,944 --> 00:24:31,446
- Yeah.
- You know, she's such an enema.
612
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:32,834
An enema?
613
00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:34,575
- Uh, enigma?
- Enigma.
614
00:24:34,659 --> 00:24:36,890
- Yeah.
- Enigma.
615
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,380
I think an enema is, like,
a catheter for your ass.
616
00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:42,816
Enigma, enigma, enigma, enigma.
617
00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:44,326
- Enigma. God.
- I hate that that
618
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,851
fucking thing makes me
laugh every time,
619
00:24:45,935 --> 00:24:47,117
but it-it really does.
620
00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:49,257
I am the Chris Farley
of my school.
621
00:24:49,342 --> 00:24:50,406
I know.
622
00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:52,741
- Okay.
- Uh, hey.
623
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:56,412
Before this,
can I play you a song?
624
00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:59,734
You play me a song?
625
00:24:59,819 --> 00:25:01,803
- Yeah, I have this thing, um...
- Yeah.
626
00:25:01,905 --> 00:25:03,562
Uh, like, I showed it
to Mike earlier,
627
00:25:03,647 --> 00:25:05,703
- and he really liked it, and I, uh...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
628
00:25:05,787 --> 00:25:07,808
Okay. Here. Yep. There.
629
00:25:08,951 --> 00:25:10,255
- Those are for the ears.
- Okay.
630
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,717
- Um..
- Fancy.
631
00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:13,070
And, uh, there's a I...
632
00:25:13,155 --> 00:25:16,397
like, a lot I want to say
about it to you...
633
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,999
- Okay.
- ...that I will say after you listen.
634
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:21,588
Okay.
635
00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,163
- Ready?
- Yes.
636
00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:24,391
Okay.
637
00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:29,648
Ooh, I like the music.
638
00:25:29,733 --> 00:25:31,218
♪ I fucked the whole thing up ♪
639
00:25:31,592 --> 00:25:32,599
And there you are.
640
00:25:32,683 --> 00:25:35,390
- ♪ I did it all backwards ♪
- Yep.
641
00:25:35,475 --> 00:25:38,390
♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪
642
00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:41,661
♪ I could barely share
a password ♪
643
00:25:41,745 --> 00:25:44,697
♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there ♪
644
00:25:44,781 --> 00:25:46,499
♪ Oh, I left me there, too ♪
645
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:49,536
♪ You had my back,
I puked on you ♪
646
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,600
♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran ♪
647
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:56,105
♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems ♪
648
00:25:56,332 --> 00:25:58,183
♪ I'd do anything to melt you ♪
649
00:25:58,268 --> 00:25:59,919
♪ I took you for granted ♪
650
00:26:00,004 --> 00:26:01,421
♪ I'll give you belly rubs,
too ♪
651
00:26:01,506 --> 00:26:02,924
♪ Did you like the rabbit? ♪
652
00:26:03,012 --> 00:26:04,569
♪ It's killing me to kill you ♪
653
00:26:04,654 --> 00:26:08,022
♪ And you were the magic,
but I fucked the whole thing up ♪
654
00:26:08,308 --> 00:26:11,894
♪ I did it all backwards ♪
655
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,195
♪ Not I'm all alone with my rap verse ♪
656
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,530
♪ You were the best at my worst ♪
657
00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:21,046
♪ And I miss you, Ally ♪
658
00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:24,104
♪ Hoot‐hoot... ♪
659
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:25,972
Dave, I...
660
00:26:26,576 --> 00:26:28,975
I‐I've just been thinking
a lot...
661
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:30,545
No, Dave, I'm...
662
00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:35,215
I spent a lot of time
and a lot of work
663
00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:38,139
to get over us.
664
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,696
And I've moved on.
665
00:26:41,897 --> 00:26:44,257
And you're back in my life,
and we're friends.
666
00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,748
And I don't want to lose that,
either, but...
667
00:26:47,277 --> 00:26:49,346
I'm...
668
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:57,741
I can't.
669
00:27:01,031 --> 00:27:02,545
No.
670
00:27:03,131 --> 00:27:05,199
It's just a song.
671
00:27:06,339 --> 00:27:07,670
This wasn't...
672
00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:10,342
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
673
00:27:10,427 --> 00:27:12,812
It's... I should've, uh...
clarified.
674
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,881
- No, you said you...
- I know. Ah...
675
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,617
- ...wanted to talk, and it's...
- Yeah.
676
00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,120
I didn't... I... Sorry.
677
00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:20,881
So, like, I obviously tapped
into, like, feelings
678
00:27:20,966 --> 00:27:23,514
and, you know, of wanting
to be back with your ex.
679
00:27:23,686 --> 00:27:25,465
- Right.
- Right. Sorry. Uh...
680
00:27:25,549 --> 00:27:26,999
And I just know that
I haven't always taken
681
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,468
your feelings into account,
like, for our whole,
682
00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:30,912
your know,
in terms of my music.
683
00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:34,725
So I just wanted you
to hear that, and, um...
684
00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:35,913
That's all.
685
00:27:35,998 --> 00:27:36,905
'Cause I want to put it
on my album,
686
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,304
and I didn't want you
to be blindsided.
687
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:39,388
And I wanted your...
688
00:27:39,663 --> 00:27:41,381
So, that's all that was.
689
00:27:41,465 --> 00:27:43,842
- I'm sorry for the...
- No. I'm sorry.
690
00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:45,639
- Okay. Sure.
- And thank you.
691
00:27:45,724 --> 00:27:47,942
I will say,
if I'm being honest,
692
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:53,248
I'm not... ready
for everyone to hear this... song.
693
00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:56,124
I'm sorry.
694
00:27:57,006 --> 00:27:59,311
I know you worked really
hard on it, and it is good.
695
00:28:00,717 --> 00:28:02,702
Uh, yeah, okay.
696
00:28:02,905 --> 00:28:04,370
Why?
697
00:28:04,912 --> 00:28:08,406
There's a lot of personal stuff
in here, Dave.
698
00:28:08,491 --> 00:28:10,510
- That's music. That's like...
- And there's a lot of things about me.
699
00:28:10,594 --> 00:28:12,512
And people know
that you and I dated.
700
00:28:12,596 --> 00:28:14,013
- It's, like, a privacy thing, and...
- People? Who?
701
00:28:14,097 --> 00:28:16,149
What people? Like,
the 15 friends that we...
702
00:28:16,233 --> 00:28:18,663
- I don't understand.
- I don't need your Instagram fans
703
00:28:18,748 --> 00:28:20,328
having more of a
reason to harass me also, and...
704
00:28:20,412 --> 00:28:22,255
Instagram?
You're worried about Instagram?
705
00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:24,924
I'm sorry, but it's so hard
for me to make music.
706
00:28:25,008 --> 00:28:26,351
I finally have something
that I like,
707
00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:30,162
and you're not allowing me
to do it because of Instagram?
708
00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:31,717
- That's like...
- So...
709
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,755
you're taking my feelings
into account,
710
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:37,822
unless you don't have
my permission?
711
00:28:38,047 --> 00:28:40,332
- I'm ju... Like.
- And then you're gonna do whatever.
712
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:43,136
If‐if art couldn't tap into,
like, personal feelings
713
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:46,327
and, like, nuanced emotions
about, like, past experiences,
714
00:28:46,412 --> 00:28:48,772
like, there wouldn't be art,
you know?
715
00:28:50,006 --> 00:28:51,569
Don't you know what I'm saying?
716
00:28:52,202 --> 00:28:54,421
I don't know. I mean,
we can talk about it more,
717
00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:56,069
or not, it's just...
718
00:28:58,542 --> 00:29:00,108
Whatever.
719
00:29:00,815 --> 00:29:03,017
Let's just watch the show.
720
00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,795
I'm just gonna go.
721
00:29:41,092 --> 00:29:45,572
♪ I knew when I saw you ♪
722
00:29:45,711 --> 00:29:48,076
♪ From your car ♪
723
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:55,998
♪ From the start I had to feel
your heart race ♪
724
00:29:56,405 --> 00:30:02,272
♪ The hardest place
to get a drink in L. A. ♪
725
00:30:02,474 --> 00:30:06,427
♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it ♪
726
00:30:06,512 --> 00:30:08,944
♪ We fell in love ♪
727
00:30:09,029 --> 00:30:12,749
♪ I was me,
and now I'm us ♪
728
00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:17,623
♪ And I don't know
where to go from here ♪
729
00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:21,141
♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused. ♪
730
00:30:21,358 --> 00:30:23,584
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