All language subtitles for Alleen Maar Nette Mensen (2012)

Can I talk to Naomi?
-My God!

I need to see her.
-I'd rather not, to be honest.

David, bastard!

Naomi!

I've done some thinking.

I admit I've been stupid.

In this bed, Naomi and I lost our
virginity five years ago.

Ever since, we belong together.

Only three months ago, we had
a great future together.

We were very happy.

From 399 down to 275.

We can't let that bargain go.
-No.

Do I have a fat ass in these shoes?

Naomi always made that joke when
she was trying on things...

that had nothing to do with
the shape of her buttocks.

Having a big butt was her biggest
nightmare.

And I played along, as always.

No, you don't have a fat
ass in these shoes.

Really?

Can I have a look in your bag?
-Why?

The Dutch can't tell a Jew apart
from a Moroccan.

Or a Turk from a Moroccan.

In the eyes of Dutch people,
they're all foreigners.

What's wrong?

Is he with you?
-Yes.

Excuse me, Madam.
-What's your problem?

Never mind.

Doesn't that guy have anything
better to do?

In Amsterdam Old South, there
are no foreigners.

No negroes, no Turks and definitely
no Moroccans.

As my mother always says, in Amsterdam
Old South there are...

ONLY DECENT PEOPLE

Yes, but a Mercedes XL...
-SL 300.

With calfskin interior.

Even if it's second hand.
-What are you trying to say?

That Naomi's father has
a German car?

It is not done!

They're just textile Jews.

Nice, having a drink with you.

That must be your textile Jews.

Come on, Bram.
Put that newspaper away.

The channel manager said to me:
We'll cut that out.

Pure ratings mafia.
They wanted to go to another channel...

where it would attract more advertising.
I stuck to my guns, of course.

I said: We'll keep it in,
whether you like it or not.

That's why I'm the editor
in chief.

I always say that we have the
only decent current affairs program...

on national TV.
-To the young couple.

To the young couple.
-How long have you been together?

Five or six years.
-Seven years and three months.

Since the high school play.
-That long?

L'chayim.
-L'chayim.

What are you going to study,
David?

I'll see what I'll do.
-He's been saying that for 1.5 years.

My friends know exactly what
they want to be in life.

That was decided when they
were born.

I heard you got your internship.
-Yes, I did.

Pathetic coffee bean counter.

At the maternity ward.

I tried to do as much as I could
during the first term.

Because psychology's not as hard.
-It's just as hard.

Just like economics.

Law is hard work.

Thanks for the fun.
-What's this?

He's tired.
-From doing nothing.

The subway connects the inner city
to the Bijlmer.

A suburb as far away from the city
as possible.

Why do all the black Amsterdammers
live together here?

Wrong station.

How did you like the music I was
listening to?

I didn't hear it.

Where are you going?
-None of your business.

Come, I want to.

This is the difference:
black people don't understand...

how a woman without a big butt
can be attractive.

Black women would rather die than
have a flat butt.

White people think a big butt's
the worst thing there is.

White women would rather die than
have a big butt.

Are you coming?

What is this?

I came.

You didn't come at all.

Why are you trying to fool me?

Well, why?

I want to know what's wrong, David!

David!

Maybe we shouldn't see each
other for a while.

Break up, you mean.

What then?

Put our relationship...
on hold.

You mean: I'll see what I'll do?

What kind of lame, cowardly
attitude is that?

That's all you ever say!
"I'll see what I'll do."

Unwise decision, David,
very unwise.

You two belong together.
Call her now.

Make up with her before she
meets someone else.

I don't find her exciting anymore.

I've been looking at another type
of women lately.

What type?

If I tell you something confidential,
will you keep your mouth shut?

I see ladies at the Oudekerkplein.

Black whores?

They do things Esther doesn't
want to do.

I don't know about that.

I'm looking for something more
serious.

Reginaldo?
-Yes.

David Samuels speaking.
From high school, remember?

I remember.

Everything alright?
-Everything alright.

I'm calling because I'm looking
for a black negro woman.

A real one, so to speak.

He was the only negro at our
high school.

Nobody understood how he lasted
there.

Respect.
-So you want a tanga.

For me, she has to be as dark
as possible.

The darker she is,
the closer she'll be to nature.

I don't want black women.
I can get blonde chickies.

Listen, a moksi's good.
I don't want an African woman.

What do I want with a boku?

They've got hard, rough faces.

I don't want a black woman who's
been with a white guy before.

No bounties.

She has to be pure, unspoilt.

I want to be the first to open
the gate.

With black women, you're going
to get children.

And I don't mean the bounties,
but the real blakas.

You'll be fighting with her, brother.

Black women want to raise their children
themselves.

It's an unwritten rule.

They get angry when daddy helps
raise the children.

See how she looks?

If you want me, you'll have
to come and get me.

If you do something I don't like,
I'll fuck you up!

Not the whining of a Dutch
cheese woman.

Go to her then!

Hello.

I'm David.
Who are you?

You've got black hair.
Are you a Mocro?

Are you a Mocro?
-No.

My grandfather didn't want to go into
hiding during the war.

So he had to go to Auschwitz.

And the neighbours who betrayed us,
still live next door to us.

You can't trust the Dutch.

What happened during the war,
could happen again.

Except with Moroccans instead
of Jews.

Rowanda, is that your name?

You've got special teeth.

They show that I'm not common.

Shall we shake our butts?

We're gone, have fun.

Thanks!

Leaving already?

Want some?

This is Cristina, my friend.

Where are you from?
-Amsterdam Old South.

Are there many Moroccans there?
-No.

Only decent people.

According to my mother.

Are they your exes?

My little ones.

I don't talk to their father
anymore.

He was always lying.

Once when he was asleep,
I poured petrol over him.

Then I held the lighter like
this.

Then he woke up.

He spent a couple of weeks in
hospital.

Are you a liarman?

What?
-Are you a liarman?

No, absolutely not.

Cheating isn't part of our
culture.

Naomi
Are you awake too?

Are you coming to me?
-Right now?

Isn't that too fast?
-Too fast, what's that?

What's the problem.
Have you already got a girl?

No.
No, really.

He's standing in front of me.

You look bling bling.

Don't even try with your bling.

That depends.

My little ones.

Ok, bye.

Clifton and Delano, my brothers.

Are you Moroccan?
-No.

Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.

Clifton doesn't like Mocros.
-No, they think blacks are apes.

That's how it goes in Mocro land.

But when they come here, they want
to hang out with us.

Here they wear black people's clothes
and listen to black people's music.

And they mimic how we move.

So who are the biggest apes?

It's because Moroccan girls want
to root black men.

You know, like all women.

And the Moroccans can't handle
that.

Do you want to hang out with black
people?

See? You're a Moroccan.

Hello, Madam.

I'm David Samuels.

Janine.

My mother was surprised because I never
bring Bakras home.

Delano and Clifton have blondies.
I don't.

He's black.

That's because I'm Jewish.

That's fast.

In Suriname, there are also Jews who
think they're the boss.

Jews aren't the boss.
We're just like you.

In the 60's, blacks and Jews were both
in the Civil Rights Movement in the US.

They both wanted negroes to get
civil rights.

We're not negroes.

I'm a Surinamese black woman
with African roots.

The Dutch owe a lot to Afro-Surinamese
black people because of slavery.

Negroes think of slavery every day.

Besides negroes, nobody thinks
of slavery.

Jews received compensation after
the war.

Why don't we get that?

Can I ask a hypothetical question?

Jews think of World War II
every day.

Get it yourself, lazy negro.

Besides Jews, nobody thinks of
World War II.

Murder an entire people or trade part
of a people, what's worse?

Don't nag.

Slavery was a lot worse than what
happened to the Jews during the war.

I suffer from slavery too.
Why can't I stick to one woman?

My father couldn't do it and
I can't do it.

I have two children with two
different girls.

It's because my ancestors were separated
from their families during slavery.

True, son, true.

Slavery created very deep wounds.

We were also murdered and raped.

Otherwise there wouldn't have been
any half-castes.

80F, right?

Is that another hypothesic
question?

18.80, please.

What are we waiting for?
-18.80. I don't like stingy men.

This one.

Surinamese negroes think that Surinamese
Hindus are up themselves.

That's 204 Euros.

Hindus own the Surinamese hair
shops.

But I'll round it down to 200.

I don't like stingy men.

Hindus think negroes are lazy
and stupid.

Fifty-fifty?

And a lamb roti, with
an extra roti.

Surinamese negroes think Surinamese
Javanese are rip-offs.

Why do those Asians own all
the roti shops?

1.50 for an extra roti.
Fuck them.

If all Asians are rip-offs,
why do you buy from them?

I bargain with them.

Why don't you buy from Surinamese
black people with African roots?

Where do you see a shop owned
by negroes?

Promise you'll never lie to me?

Yes.

I've had men who said they had no woman,
but they did.

That they had no children,
but one had five of them.

One of those dogs said he only
had one bitch, but he had another four.

And I fought with two of them.
-Understood.

So you won't lie?
-No.

I'm Jewish.

Jewish people don't lie.

It's not part of our culture.

Geoffreys grandfather was Jewish too
and if you knew what he did to me...

He cheated with Jennifer and Kim.

And that guy who always played
on the Playstation with my brothers.

And this Gio who took me to this villa
that wasn't his at all.

There was another name on the mail.

And Diego couldn't even buy me
a drink.

So I had to pay for his drink
at the KFC.

Marciano was driving a car that
wasn't his.

All useless losers.

Do you think I'm stupid
or something?

No.
No, really.

Promise you'll never lie?

Yes.

Dutch don't know how to bathe.
They're stinkmen.

I don't like stinkmen.
-I'm not Dutch.

Use the bathing gel. Between your
buttocks and especially your toli!

Brush your teeth, including the
roof of your mouth.

And your tongue until
you gag.

Hello, I'm up here.

You're not in a toy shop.

Don't whine.

Hi... with apple sauce.

Don't we make too much noise?
-Don't nag.

You don't last long.

You're stingy.
-What?

She fucked me to pieces.

I came like so hard!
-I hope you wore a coat.

It was epic.
What I did with Naomi doesn't come near.

What you're doing there in
Amsterdam Old South...

isn't even sex.
-I have a class now.

It's a completely different sport.

Are you alright, David?

I'm doing fantastic.

You've registered for a degree.

I'm in love.
-In love?

With who?
-Rowanda.

Rowanda?
-Rowanda.

Rowanda?
-She's 23.

And she has two children.

Is Rowanda a Dutch name?

What do you think, dad?
-I don't like that tone!

Is it serious, David?
I mean...

Do you really see her as a replacement
for Naomi?

I don't want to lose her.
I love Naomi.

And so do you.
-How do you know who I love?

I've invited her to my birthday.
-Who?

Naomi?
I don't think so.

Here, call her.
Tell her not to come.

Your mother decides for herself
who she invites.

Hello, it's me.

My mother celebrates her birthday
on Saturday...

and she'd love it if you came too.

I'd swear that this entire party will
succumb to its own big mouth.

My parents tried to make sure the
Amsterdam Old South crowd...

didn't find out about Rowanda.

They thought the problem would
go away.

The entire Wilders dialogue seems to
take place in a theoretical universe.

Wilders is just as marginal a type
as that Frenchman.

Who?
-What's his name?

There's nothing left of that
entire Poujadist movement.

But a black negro woman beats
a brown one.

David...

Are you interested in African
ladies?

Black negro women are more raw
and animalistic.

It's best if they're so black
you can't see where their hair starts.

Who'd like a lovely glass
of Chablis?

Straight from a French farmer.

David, don't talk about African
women, please.

Why can't he talk about African
women?

What's wrong with Naomi?

And then it was my mother's
birthday.

Mum, this is Rowanda.

She's a good cook too.

Hello, Rowanda.

David, why don't you join us?

Rowanda... nice.

Bram.

What does your father do?

Did you read all those books?

Or are you just showing off how many
books you have?

No, he really read them.

Can you come to the kitchen for
a moment?

Why do you keep them if you've
read them?

Does Rowanda have the same intellectual
level as you?

Everything's under control.
-Is that all you have to say?

How about university?

Am I going to university?

We'll start with crepes with
duck liver p�t�.

Everybody can have one.
Then we'll have mackerel rillette.

Two for everybody.
Then there's gefilte fish.

My grandmother's recipe.

Then there's the herring bonbons.

Everybody can have two of those.

Herring bonbons.
Two for everybody.

Then there's the bruschetta.

With black olive tapenade, anchovies
and a little red tomato.

These are little chanterelle pasties
with sage.

2 or 3 each.

And there's lovely brie with
cranberry sauce.

Then there's the chicory with
celery salad...

May you stay healthy until
you're 120!

Cheers!
-Cheers!

Unbeschrieen, unberufen.

L'chayim.
-L'chayim!

L'chayim.

Have some!

I spent four days in the kitchen.

So this is Rowanda.
-This is Rowanda.

Your mother told me about her.

What does she do for a living?

She can speak for herself,
you know.

What do you do for a living, Rowanda?
-What I do for a living?

What do you do for a living?

I don't ask you that, do I?

So you don't know who I am.
-Did your mother make fries too?

I'd like to do it with a black
lady too.

But it's not an option for someone
from my generation.

What do you think?

I think it's rather severe.

80G.
-My grandmother has an 80G cup too.

It's not always hot.

What are you doing?
-What I'm doing?

Can't you see?
I'm putting on my coat.

Are you cold?
-No one's going to talk to me.

Give them a bit more time.
They just have to get used to you.

Do it for me.
-No.

I'll call you.

Where were you?
And where's Rowanda?

She went home.
She felt neglected.

Thanks!
-But I talked to her.

You've asked what her father does.

You two owe her.
Better keep that in mind.

Be quiet!

Stop it, stop it!

Sup.
-What's up, man.

Bram Samuels.
-Janine Pengel.

Hello, Judith Samuels.

A small gift.

You don't have to do that here.
-Just for with dinner.

I'll be right there.

Have a seat.

Are you hungry?

Yes!

What's it called?

Rice with chicken and vegetables.

Yes, but what's it called?
-Rice with chicken and vegetables.

Who will sit where?

Come sit next to me,
so we'll be opposite Janine and Rowanda.

Janine, do you want to sit close
to the kitchen?

Chairs for the boys?
-Mum.

We're eating on the couch.
-On the couch, really?

Alright.

And what are we drinking?

But also together with the police.
-Fuck that!

You're never here except now.

And now you're here and you
think you have the right...

Is it a Surinamese habit to
eat in front of the TV?

You have to eat, don't you?
-That's it.

Why do you always say "That's it"?
-Don't be so difficult.

Damnit!
-Sam, be careful!

Sorry, he's not used to eating
like this.

How could that happen, Bram?
Excuse me.

Cristina just called.
We're going to the Mac tomorrow.

Burger King?
-No, mum, McDonalds.

Have you lived here long?
-Yes.

Naomi
Dinner at Loetje's on Monday?

And how do you like the house?

What can I say?

It's just a house.

Big Macs are fake.
You can taste the factory.

What do you think of David
as a son-in-law?

I was surprised!

So were we.

Well, we agree about that.

That's it.

I'm really happy your parents came
to my house. Really sweet.

That bottle of Piper-Heidsieck was more
expensive than the rice and vegetables.

39.95.

What does it matter?

Those people can live an entire
week off that.

Jolanda checked my phone and
she read all of Vanessa's messages.

How often do I have to say it?
Always check everything.

Did you get a sex message?
Delete it.

Never store first names in
your phone, always last names.

Text message from your other woman?
Delete it right away.

And she can never get your pin code.
Those bitches check everything.

This is something else you can do
with your phone.

What are you doing?
Are you filming?

Are you talking about dirty stuff?

David? Can you all never talk about
anything else?

Are you coming in, David?
-Yes, I'll be right there.

What did you say? Fuck you, man.
-Take it easy.

I only asked if you went down on
Vanessa. Is that so bad?

Mate.
-Yes?

Eating nasi.
-What's so bad about eating nasi?

He doesn't know what nasi is.

Did you go down on Rowanda?
-If you performed oral sex on her.

Yes.

Isn't that how it goes? First a bit
of hugging and then with my tongue?

Hugging! Hugging!

Men don't do that.
We do not do oral sex.

It's humiliating.
-Women do that.

Now you're going to tell us Rowanda's
your only chick.

Yes, Rowanda's my only chick.

We're going into town
and we'll have some fun.

We're going to be bad, ok?

What I don't understand... why is
Rowanda always talking about money?

You're the most naive guy
I know.

She gives you the most precious
thing she has.

You have to give something in return
for that.

Do you know what drives women crazy?
They love it when you're rough.

White men do it wrong.
You pussyfoot first for half a year.

Fuck that, just say what you want.

They respect that.

An 80C cup, I think.
-She's Antillean.

I can already tell you she doesn't
have much of an education.

If you want to fuck them,
you fuck them.

Hey, Anti, come here!

I'm Ryan, this is David. He likes you.
Who are you?

Alessandra.
Will you get me a whiskey?

Surinamese are angry with Antilleans
because they give them a bad name.

Antilleans also wear too much gold
and they're stupid.

Antilleans say the Surinamese are
up themselves.

Do use a condom.

Aren't you going a bit fast?
-Look around you.

Don't you see how they look at you?
They think it's fucking exciting.

How many bakras dare to come
here?

And they know you've got money.

How's that possible?
It's 3 o'clock already.

Most women come at 3 o'clock.

That's when they've finished their hair.
-Who do you think you are?

And then they come and show it.
-Stupid maroon with gay white friends!

Beautiful! Looks good on you.

This is my man!

You're next with your
"only decent people".

You're just like animals.
Can you never behave?

We fuck better than you.

Fuck you, whore!

I'll get you when you come outside,
bitch!

Why are you so angry?

Your father and your brother all
have other women too.

You're the opposite of a bounty, a white
man who hangs out with blacks too much.

You copy all their bad habits.

At least, you know what to expect
from a negro.

You're much more dangerous.
I thought you had respect for me.

You showed yourself around with me.
You took me out to dinner.

Black men don't want to be seen with me.
They don't want other women to find out.

And then you go with that Anti,
right in front of me?

Did you see the Anti's hair?

But what did I do?

Anti-Semites.
-Right, Anti-Antilleans.

They're not people,
they're animals.

They always have to fight.

Don't say anything to her for
a bit.

Understood.

Can we still see each other?
-Why not?

Because you're her cousin.

Check her again in a couple
of days.

Ok.

What do I do until then?
-Whatever you want.

Whatever you want.
You shouldn't be waiting for her.

Why can't I compare Moroccan Berbers
to the Jews in Israel?

Because they were living in the Stone
Age when the Arabs occupied their land.

But they did contribute culture.

Rowanda?

Someone spilled wine.
I won't be long.

If Likud doesn't take the initiative,
nothing will happen.

How can they do that without
a majority?

Hello, David.
-Hello, all.

Have you two met?

No.

Rita.
-David.

Rita, David's interested in
black women, right?

Don't worry, he's probably not
interested in you.

What was it again? The hairline,
close to nature?

Pitch black with gold teeth and
a 80F cup.

And most of all, not influenced
by white men.

Rita's an intern at our editing
department.

She studies at the University of
Amsterdam.

Sociology, combined with
Media and Culture.

My thesis is about Eastern European
migration...

within the EU and its portrayal in
Dutch media.

She researches our black items.

Wait a moment.

Eastern European migration?

Black items?
I don't see the connection.

Black topics.
That's her scene anyway.

Tonight she's doing a work
orientation by attending our meeting.

Have a seat, David.

We were talking about the situation
in the Middle East.

Your father and the professor,
because of their backgrounds...

judge rather mildly about the behaviour
of the Jewish occupiers...

Occupiers, what do you mean?

You can't say that.
-My father isn't a real Jew.

He's a Jew on his father's side.

Like all half-Jews, he's angry he's
not a real Jew.

He can't be part of the Jewish
suffering during the war.

Your father's entire family was
killed in Auschwitz.

Half-Jewish or not.
-Yes, I know we're Auschwitz people.

Rita, what do you think about
modern day Israel?

Feel free to speak.

The problem is that the international
situation has changed since 1948.

When the UN proclaimed the state
of Israel, they had the right to do so.

But since Bush completely ignored
the UN, it's lost its authority.

Obama hasn't been able to change
that yet.

Good observation.

Very good observation, Rita.

If only you made such good
observations.

What?

I said: if only you made such good
observations.

A shame. isn't it?
-Guys, do we have to witness this?

What do you think of Rita's
point of view?

It was to be expected, wasn't it?

From a bounty.

Everything she said was totally
obvious.

I can make observations like
that too.

I'm used to this neo-liberal, armchair
socialist talk from...

my father's so-called friends.

How can you say that?
-I mean it.

She's just trying to impress you.

She copies all your bad habits,
to get ahead on your social ladder.

She makes excellent comments.

A bit of elbow activity here and there.
-Enough, David!

You renounce your own culture.

You flush your best characteristics
down my father's toilet.

Make one then.
-What?

Give us an observation.

Obvious or not.
-Yes.

Well done.

Your turn.

I can't wait.

Dutch Jews think Israelis are
barbarians.

Who treat the Palestinians in
a brutal manner.

But the Israelis think Dutch
Jews are sissies.

If they had lived in Germany during
World War II...

they would have taught those Germans
a lesson.

They would have turned the entire
Germany into one barren field.

The Holocaust would never have
happened.

Amsterdam would have been crawling with
Jews at the moment.

And the embalmed body of Adolf
Hitler...

would have been a trophy in the Jewish
Historic Museum.

With queues three times as long
as for the Anne Frank House.

Give my regards to your wife.

Was that necessary?

I must say I was amazed.

What do you mean exactly?

Inviting a negro woman to your
own house.

Asking her for her personal opinion.

You didn't ask what her father does.
You just gave her compliments.

Wow, dad, I'm very impressed.

I don't understand where this
is going.

Maybe it would have been nice if you
had treated Rowanda the same way.

I think that's a bad comparison.

Because she goes to uni?

And dresses like a Lesbian Afro-
American feminist!

I'm fed up with that big mouth
of yours.

And if you continue to ruin your life,
you won't get any more money...

Maybe you should drink a bit less.

I won't give you anything
anymore.

Nothing at all.

Until you start doing something
with your life.

That's fine.

Why had I stayed with Rowanda
for that long?

There must be a woman in this city
who's a better match for me.

Hello, beautiful, I'm David.

Who are you?

Hello, Lynn, I'm David.

Do you support Ajax?
-No, I'm Jewish.

This shows people I'm not
a Moroccan.

I'm already taken, dude.

Big pussies, little pussies...

Naomi
So when are we eating at Loetje's?

Are those tits or are those tits,
dude?

Where do you live?

No, I don't use condoms.

It's for my protection.
You can't trust negroes.

I'm not a negro.
-I'll put it on myself.

That way I know you're not trying
to flash me.

You're going limp.
The condom won't work that way.

It's gone.
-Can you find it?

Are you crazy?
-I've been missing you.

Why do you think you can call me?

I hoped you had calmed down
after a couple of days.

I am calm!
But I won't talk to you.

I won't answer anymore when
I'll see your number.

What is a non Western foreigner?
What's the definition?

You could calculate what an Eritrean
circumcised import bride would cost.

Or a Chinese petrochemical student.
That's a completely different story.

I think it's hot when she keeps her
mobile in her cleavage.

That's impossible.
-What is?

Her mobile in her cleavage.
-I mean in the gap.

Can I borrow 50 Euros from either
of you?

I'm gonna spoil you with my mouth.
And then you can go from behined.

Check this.

Behined spelt like that?

Did you know it was rude to be texting
when you're with people?

Here.
"I'm going to make you scream."

What is it with those negro women?

At least, there not autistic like my
parents and Naomi.

Those black women are lower in the
hierarchy. We can all get them.

They're second choice for losers who
can't get a white girlfriend.

With all due respect of course.

Thanks for a good time.

She's still angry.
-Who?

Fuck!
Rowanda.

Tell me about that bitch.
Did you root that redheaded Anti?

Did you screw that chick from
Etnodating?

Wouldn't it be strange to discuss
that with you?

Why strange?
As if I'd snitch on you.

Bros before hoes, mate.

Did you see how big that ass is?

Me and two mates took shifts with
her last year.

Porn, man.

But I went first.

Honey.

Was good last time, wasn't it?

This is David.
-David Samuels.

Do you still live at the same
place?

If I buy you some phone credit,
you can call Cura�ao...

talk to your mother and your
grandma...

and then we'll have a good time.

Fucking Ghanaians.

They're taking over the entire
Bijlmer.

See, that's how they act in Africa.
They're just like animals.

Where the fuck is that bitch?

What's the plan exactly?

Here. Here, man!

If Naomi could have seen me
there...

If she had known what I did,
could I still have gone back?

Or would she have been so disgusted,
that I'd be tainted forever?

I can't take the subway home.
-What?

They can see it.
-Who can see what?

What I just did.

Can I borrow some money?
-What's there to see?

Can I get a cab here?

They're afraid to come here.

Get a gypsy cab.
It's cheaper too.

How much does that cost?
-Ten bucks.

Moroccan?

Is it serious with the black
women?

Or do you do it to piss off your
parents?

If we still have a relationship,
I want an answer now.

Can I borrow 50 Euros from you?

LadySoul
Wuz fun wuzn't it?

Do you know what you're problem is?

You're afraid to choose.

Maybe you can't chose or more
likely you don't want to.

The car's important.

When they see you in this,
their panties go down right away.

Just tell me where we're going.
-Don't worry, it's a big surprise.

Where is she?
-She'll be here.

I've known her for a while.

What is this shit?

I thought he'd come alone.

Don't talk, just come here.

Hey, go get a blanket.

Is it going to happen or what?
Is that it?

Exactly what's the idea?

Do we all have to go or don't we
have to if we don't want to?

Are you gay or something?

I want another one!

Shirley, you want it, don't you?
-Sure.

I'm going first.
-What did you say?

You know it, pretty boys go first,
brother.

What the hell?
-Fuck you, brother.

I organised Shirley.
-Stingy about the little cunt?

Fuck you, man!

Fuck both of you, the bitch stays here.
It's my house.

We really should be afraid of
these two men.

So show me that you're going first.

Ok, cool, I'm next.

Are you happy now?

Let's start going then.

Do you like all the guys here?

Him not so much.

And I've always said I'd never root
a Mocro.

Fine, then I'll go.

Chill, she didn't mean it.

Just see how it goes.
-Take me to a gypsy cab.

Fuck you, find your own cab.

Are you a cab?

I have to go to Amsterdam Old South.

Get in.

Where to?
-Oranje Nassau Lane. I'll point the way.

Eighty.
-What?

Eighty Euros.
-Eighty Euros?

That's impossible.

The other cab asked ten bucks.

You have eighty bucks.

We drive, you pay.

I can walk.

Anti-Semites!

Naomi
Missed Call

And the last one.

Do you think he'll look after my child?
-Of course not.

The elevator's coming.

Didn't Jason want to come?
-He doesn't know it yet.

Didn't you tell him yet?
-You know what he's like.

Lady Soul!
-David?

That's a coincidence.
-Yes.

Who did you fight with?
-Are you here for her?

Or are you also...

A check-up, you know.

This is Denzel.
-But is there a chance...

That I'm the...

Sure?
-We used a condom, didn't we?

I put it on myself.
-But it got stuck inside you.

Why are you talking about
inside me?

I know best who's been inside me.

Wasn't that with you?
-Go away!

Mrs Meerzorg, you're next.

Esther?

What are you doing here?
-The question is what you're doing here.

What happened to you?
-Everything's under control.

I've talked to Esther.
-What are you up to, David?

I hoped the two of you would
make up.

But now they're gossiping behind
my back.

I don't know what gross stuff you're
involved in but...

that you're stalking black teenage
mothers in that hospital...

This is a scandal, David.
This so bad.

What are Naomi's parents going to think?
-Is it about what her parents think?

Get out of my house.

Now!

Relax, dad!

You won't come back until you've
registered for a degree.

Dad!

Give me a break, dad.

Dad!

Don't be lame!

At least give me some pocket money.

I was robbed last night.

Assholes!

I've been thinking and...

I have to talk to you.
Are you home?

I want to get back with you.

The two of us, seriously.

Forever.

Are you doing anything?

Do you think I'm crazy?
Ryan told me everything.

About those Dyukas that you screwed!
They're not even human.

They're animals the way they live in
the interior of Suriname.

They don't even wear clothes. The women
walk around with their tits like this.

Straight from the Surinamese bush!

You've cheated on me.
I'm going to hit you!

Get him!

Don't set me on fire.
Don't throw petrol in my face!

What do you want with that knife?

Anti-Semites!

We didn't have anything to say to each
other from the beginning.

But now I shit on you.
Go back to where you came from!

With your Amsterdam Old South.
"Only decent people."

Keep your hands of it!
-Grab what you want, man.

Mum!

Can I come in?

Mum, I'm sorry.

Your father doesn't want it.

Please?

I'm really sorry.

Mum!

David! Bastard!

Naomi. I've done some thinking.

I admit I've been stupid.

Dad.

Don't do it.

I just want to talk to you.
-Not now.

And certainly not here.

Please.

You can't do this, David.

Just a moment.
-No.

Let go off me.

Let go off me!

I have nothing to say to you
right now.

Go away.

You can come back after you've
registered at a good university.

And now go!

Go away!

Take this.

Here!

Barlaeus High School?

I don't hear that often.

You must have been the only one.
-What?

Or were there more Moroccans?

Rita?

David?

What are you wearing?
-I work here.

Full-time.
-Really?

Since two months.
It's my first job.

These are my nieces.
Shangita and Shandra.

This is David.

His father's the boss at home.
And at work.

You'll turn out alright,
Mr Samuels.

What's that?

A necklace?

Sherida?
-Rita's my Dutch name.

I used it to get my internship
with your dad.

David!

Have you got children?

Yes, Shandra's my little one.

How old is Shandra?
-Seven.

Seven.
-I'm already 21, you know.

Understood.

Do you still see Shandra's father?
-Kenneth.

He was always lying about other women.
He had too many of them.

Did you set him on fire?

Boiling oil.

Do you think I'm crazy, Samuels?

This is the Ke Ji Fu Li
from Kong Fuzi.

What's the Ke Ji Fu Li?
-Ask your dad.

Bye, son of the editor in chief...

of the only decent current affairs
show on national TV.