All language subtitles for Orkestret.S01E08.DANiSH.720p.WEB.h264-HYGGE-en

Look Simon,
how he kisses his ass.

Not ten minutes have passed and he
has the whole tongue up the arsehole.

Now I would like to introduce
our new chief conductor.

One of the world's most
feted conductors.

We are happy to welcome you
to Mr. Daniel Mablewood.

Thanks. It is a pleasure
to be here.

I know I have a reputation for being
particularly strict.

And that is absolutely true.

I look forward to teaching you all...

What then, Bjarne? Were there problems
with the bike again?

You just walk in...

It's Bjarne. He had problems
with the bike. Classic Bjarne.

As I was about to say,
before I was interrupted...

I look forward to teaching you all
to know.

Except for Bjarne, who is no longer
will be with us.

It wasn't a joke.

Sir. Maplewood. Bjarne has been
with us for more than 25 years.

Then it is also time,
he moves on.

Yes, Bjarne. You heard him.

Won't you just...
So we can round it off?

So, you're coming
simply too late.

You have just witnessed
very unreasonable behavior.

Was it my behavior?

No. It was his.
He stole our time.

Wasted time is wasted life.

So please don't
to steal my life.

Well. See you for the test
tomorrow.

I have a brilliant idea for
how we get rid of Simon.

Hi Simon. It's quiet enough.
Are you the last man standing?

The Last of the Mohicans.

You shouldn't joke about that.

Indigenous peoples have been killed
and colonized for centuries.

By white men like you, Simon.

Come on in.

Taken!

- So just a complete crap day?
- Yep!

- Yep! Hello.
- Well, hello.

Yes, you must excuse me
calls out and stops you.

Well, that's so nice.
Hey Tobias. Old jas.

- It was just the last time...
- Yes, damn it. You must excuse that.

That's also why I just wanted to
grab hold of you and follow it to the door.

And take one more turn.

I had also thought about whether we should
turn it around and rebuild relationships.

With pleasure. Can you tonight?
You could come over to us.

Then the children could play a bit
and maybe find a good way to get together.

Super good idea.
We'd like that, wouldn't we, Alma?

- I do not want to do that.
- 7:30 p.m.?

- Well.
- Yes.

Hey darling!

- What's wrong with her?
- It's something with her and Tobias.

- I ran into Tobias's mother.
- You didn't talk to her, did you?

We just had a short conversation.

- She invited us home tonight.
- Seriously? Now shut up, man.

What did she say when you said no thanks?

- Did you say yes? Damn it, Jeppe.
- Yes I did.

But I think you have to. We have to
get it under control for the sake of the children.

- Are you serious?
- Yes I do.

- Alma, come right out here!
- Why are you bringing her into it?

Alma, do you want to go home to Tobias tonight?

- No, I don't want to.
- No. Me neither.

- We don't want that.
- No, it could well be.

But life also consists of things, man
don't want to. But you make them -

- because it's true. Like family.
And so it will be. Done. Finish.

- Howdy!
- Hi Jeppe.

Well, you don't have Regitze and Alma with you?

No. Regitze got a migraine, and Alma
had to stay home and take care of her...

Or no. Alma got a migraine,
and Regitze had to look after her.

I have brought ice cream.

Oh, how lovely.

Sweet of Jeppe to bring ice cream, isn't it?

Well, Tobias, isn't father home?
Does he play soccer?

Is he out with the boys?

Out and give it gas...

No, he's not at home.
We've broken up.

So...

I'm sorry.
I had no idea...

We didn't have the same opinion,
how many are in a relationship.

I mean it's two.
He thinks it's double digits.

Tobias caught him red-handed
with our cleaning help -

- which is bad at cleaning. But
she wasn't hired for that either.

- Can I eat the rest in my room?
- In a way, it's for the best.

- Now I can breathe again.
- Can I eat the rest in my room?

Yes. Of course you can, honey.

It's just terrible.

But there must be limits to
what you have to deal with.

- Well, of course.
- But a difficult decision to make.

When you have a child together.

Then I say thank you for tonight.

It's just always terrible,
something.

- It is okay.
- Well, Tobias' mother...

- What?
- "Tobias's mother"! You have humor.

I like that.
It's healthy to laugh.

The two of us are the kind of people who could
laugh a little more ... Alma's father.

Yes, it's fun. It's good to laugh.

Take care?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Did you enjoy yourselves?

I don't know now. Tobias' parents
have fallen apart.

Reach. I wonder if it's him
who has left her?

No. He must have been unfaithful to her.

You might not be able to do that either
suspect him in

So you think it's okay
with a small, fresh affair?

No. I'm just saying she is
a horrible person.

After all, it wasn't her who was unfaithful.

I don't really care if they are
happily married or unfaithful.

Or if she dies.
Why do we have to talk about them?

You asked if it was nice,
and it wasn't.

I go to bed.

Tobias' mother ...
What is her real name?

Solveig.

- Solveig ...
- Ridiculous name.

Does anyone have any idea
where he is?

Good morning.

- Is everything OK? It's so quiet here.
- We are missing the first clarinet.

Simon? Maybe I can call him.

Simon Elliott ...

Totally unacceptable.

It's Simon.

- Have we started already?
- No! We are not.

Because you weren't here. You have stolen
our time. Stolen a part of my life.

I regret. I got a note,
where it said 9:15.

So you got a note?
May I see it?

Of course. One second,
It hangs on my closet.

I'll be right back.

I'm sorry. He has had
some problems lately.

- Which problems?
- It's a bit delicate.

- Which problems?
- Drug abuse.

He actually talks to the house
psychologist. So he's a little unstable.

- Doesn't always tell the truth.
- For heaven's sake.

There he comes.

Reach. May I see this note?

It wasn't there.
Someone must have taken it.

- And why would anyone do that?
- I have no idea.

It was there yesterday.
I promise.

Simon has never been late before,
so I believe him.

- What about his drug addiction?
- Who doesn't have a little drug addiction?

But didn't you impose on him yourself
the psychologist interviews?

Because he short circuited.

In English please.

Simon is never late
in the 11 years he has been here.

What do you think, Jeppe?

So, if you don't trust Simon,
Is it probably best for all parties...

- Do you want him fired?
- No!

I promise to talk to Simon
and get him on the right track.

So let's give him
one more chance. For my sake.

Okay. One more chance.

- For your sake, Gertrud.
- Thanks.

- What a nice little box.
- It is from a candy shop in Aleppo.

In terms of
the refurbishment of the office.

I've been thinking about this sofa.

It is pretty enough.
DKK 30,000...

- It's euros.
- Yes of course.

Otherwise, I think
the office is pretty impressive already.

"Those who find beauty important
in beautiful things, they are cultured."

"For these there is hope."
Oscar Wilde.

Oh yes. Oscar ...

Are we sure
he was talking about furniture?

Stay!

- Why do you want to meet here?
- Shut up!

- I've been waiting for half an hour.
- How did the meeting go?

- To hell with it.
- What does it mean?

Gertrude persuaded Mablewood
to give Simon another chance.

That's definitely not true.
What the hell are you guys doing up there?

Take care of your clarinet!

It's really up to you,
the whole ... What do we do?

I have a plan,
we can launch tomorrow.

An insanely diabolical plan,
if I may say so.

What's the plan, Jeppe?
I have a student in half an hour.

What happens?

- You are in a completely different place.
- I can't understand the bill.

- You've been talking about it since I arrived.
- Who would do that?

I don't sneak away from mine
family to talk about work.

- Or bills.
- Or to talk to me?

Now you stop.

- Does he have your number?
- No, I'll call him.

- Does it ring?
- It rings.

- Has he taken it?
- No, he hasn't taken it.

- It's Mablewood.
- Mr. Mablewood, it's Jeppe.

- I'm standing down in the foyer.
- The lobby!

- I'm down in the lobby...
- Vestibule.

- Decide now. Where are you?
- I'm standing in the lobby.

- Foyer.
- I'm standing in the lobby.

- Good for you.
- I'm looking at your beautiful lamp.

Great! Has it arrived?

I thought of,
Would you like to see it?

Now!

I have a few minutes...

In a minute's time? Possibly now?

- Yes.
- Perfect! I'm waiting in the lobby...

- In the vestibule ... the foyer.
- See you in a bit.

- You have a maximum of five minutes.
- What if I can't make it?

Sorry!

Where is it?

- Doesn't anyone have a lozenge?
- Yes! I actually have.

Take care, maestro.
To your neck.

- It is my.
- Pardon?

It is my.
It is unique.

Where did you get it from?

- I got it as a gift.
- By whom?

- By a friend.
- Who?

I can't tell you that.

You really have to apologize for that
your box. I promise it was a gift.

It's not just about the box.
You understand that, right?

You are late.
You come up with sea explanations.

You are lying to me.
How can I trust you?

Simon?
Maybe you should take five minutes.

I will not
have him in my orchestra.

He is on civil service contract.
He is entitled to three years' salary.

- English!
- He should have a chance.

He got that
and he quailed. Again!

We will have to pay him three years' salary.
We go way over budget.

Especially because the tuba player
has also been fired.

It was a shame. Then we can't afford it
for the sofa you wanted.

- Is it the same budget?
- Shut up, Jeppe.

I know you are keen to get
that couch. I'm sorry.

We'll find you something delicious from IKEA.

And if we keep him?

Yes, if he stays,
is not a problem.

I know it was you, Bo!

- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- You are behind all this.

So you can have my place. But it is
not me, who has to find a new job.

It will be you!

I don't know what you are talking about.

It will be you!

Lyrics: Mathias Bernbom
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