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30 seconds to showtime.

Let's not keep the gods waiting longer than they have to.

Jojoba, display my followers.

9,900 followers, Phefo.

Jojoba, display my followers.

9,901 followers, Moepi.

Jojoba.

Hey, Sundi.

Two followers.

They'll see me when I win.

All contestants to the stage.

Oro Kotoko!

We are coming to you live from the Amphitheater of Dreams

for the second round of Who Wants to Be A God!

These humans of Oro Kotoko are here to test

if they are worthy to ascend to Hodimo,

the Land of the Gods, as the new God of Creativity!

Here comes the judges, the most relevant Gods of Hodimo.

To advance to the finals and get one step closer to this,

you mortals must do the impossible

and win the heart of the most adored.

Your Goddess of Plenty.

Maadi!

Just don't be like Tsibinki's bust of a BFF, Ncane.

Last season,

we ascended Ncane from mortality.

He was divine, until...

...he captioned in all caps.

So basic.

And so, he was ejected from Hodimo.

Ncane's neglect makes way for one.

If you want to be gods of creativity,

create!

It's gotta be good.

I can do this.

Hmm.

Moepi's take on the selfie.

Derivative much?

Phefo serving us squad goals.

Ugh.

Sundiata knocking on

a... rock.

- Is that what he looks like? - Huh?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't look! Don't look!

I'm finished.

And the winner is Sundiata.

You, Sundiata, have won my heart in this round.

But to truly ascend,

you must earn 1 million followers in 24 hours.

Or return to being basic.

Going up.

Welcome to Hodimo.

For new arrivals, please proceed to the main hall.

Oh!

Hmm...

Thank you for picking me.

Things were getting "meh" around here

until you unboxed Tsi-boring.

It was an accident.

That little stunt is gonna cost you.

Watch your back.

So...

that genius move was a fluke?

Let's see if you're a one-trick pony.

The Adventure Core takes you anywhere instantly.

Tattoos.

Makeup filters.

Oh, yes.

So where do I... create?

Being a god takes...

...work.

And staying one?

With me? You'll get your million.

Come, use your talents where they count.

9,000 followers, Sundi. 16 hours left.

900,000 new followers, Maadi.

More.

More.

More!

More.

More. More. More. More.

Huh?

More. More. More!

Jojoba.

Capture.

670,000 followers.

Woof, woof.

Fetch.

Jojoba, review Tsibinki's page.

"Watch out, Maadi, rescues have fleas."

"You can take a mutt out of the pound,

but even in Hodimo, basic is still basic."

150,000 followers and falling.

Oh. No, no, no, no.

No.

- So... - Oh! Huh?

You don't wanna be a god anymore?

I... I, I...

I thought it would be different.

Four hours left to get your dream.

It's harder than I thought to get people to like you.

Oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh.

You're beautiful.

You're only seeing that now?

Maadi and Sundiata, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S...

Uh...

It's beautiful down here.

You're only seeing that now?

Why...

Why do you want it so much?

Why did you?

I don't know if I still... Oh!

Oh!

Jojoba, go live.

Are you sure, Sundi?

Jojoba.

Mm.

800,910 followers.

35 minutes left.

You're so desperate to be seen by people that don't care.

You get to say that, you're...

you!

Nobody ever sees me.

And it never stops, Sundiata.

Sometimes, I wish I could just tear it all down.

Sundi, you have reached 1 million followers.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh! Oh, my gosh!

What have you done?

Jojoba. Review.

"Tired Goddess of Greedy clings to basic mutt face for relevance."

No, no, no, no. This is... This is not--

"Restore your filter, Maadi, you are hurting our eyes."

I, I just wanted the world to see us happy.

"Sundiata for President. Cancel Maadi now."

Restore filter.

Apply filter.

Adventure Core,

take me home.

My followers are falling.

I'm losing my powers.

Maadi, I'm so...

Maadi.

-Where's Maadi? -"Ma" who?

Basics get canceled, honey.

Now hold still. Time to get fitted for your god filter.

Jojoba, send a message to Maadi.

Tell her we can take it all down,

but I need her help.

Maadi.

Please, Maadi.

No new messages, Sundi.

Finally.

Introducing, your new God of Creativity...

Sundiata!

What are you doing?

Are you trying to ruin everything?

You're going to destroy this place!

Exactly!

Maadi.

You came.

Aw, how the mighty have fallen.

Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

So now they see you.

They don't matter.

Finally, he gets it.

System overloading.

Jojoba. Delete.