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I've brought Dim Sum for the 3 o'clock teatime.

So Sweet!

They're boiled eggs.

Boiled eggs at teatime?

Feels like a picnic.

These aren't your normal boiled eggs. Look.

What's this drawing on it?

I drew portraits of all you guys

in the Time Limit Department.

Do I look like this?

This is Saneie.

This is Makade-kun

Is this a bird's egg?

Mine's the egg that hasn't been cooked yet, isn't it.

It's called eggshell art.

I just took it up

as my hobby.

This is for you Kumamoto

What's this? It's just my name written on the side.

I couldn't remember your face.

But I got your name right.

And this is for you Kiriyama-kun.

But why would you want to draw our faces on eggshells?

Because you're all hard boiled policemen.

We're not all hard-boiled.

Some of us have a soft side.

Hurry up Hachisuka. It's dangerous.

Things are getting dangerous out there.

What's so dangerous

Somebody's been watching me.

When I got home last night I could feel someone watching me from across the street.

Who would dare spy on such a brave cop.

That's what I thought!

So I took a look

and saw that it was a woman.

The dangerous spy was a woman?

And a beauty at that.

She was standing behind the curtain watching me.

Suddenly it came to me.

Something wrong was happening over there.

And that beautiful woman was actually asking for my help.

And then you...

I ordered a raid.

So

The man that opened the door

was a very suspicious person.

He was wearing a blood stained apron.

So we ask;

Is there a woman here?

I live alone.

I don't like where this is going.

Maybe the woman was under house arrest.

- Kidnap? - Deviate?

so! So we checked the whole house.

Finally...

Ta Da!

Turns out, I was looking at this thing.

The man was an artist.

He put clothing on the mannequin and used it to practice sketching.

Anyone could have made that mistake.

We nearly caught him in the act.

So what you're saying is that you couldn't tell the difference between a mannequin and a human being.

Mind what you're saying Kiriyama.

You're talking to a boiled egg.

Oh! Ah!. I couldn't tell the difference.

Gimme five.

Don't touch!

What are you laughing at?

Things like that happen all the time.

You must all be more observant.

Excuse me.

How could you confuse a mannequin for a human being?

Reminds me of this case

What case?

Someone mistook a woman for a wild boar, and shot her.

A Wild boar?

Yes. Maybe the victim

looked a bit like a wild boar.

Outside a village called Oohazam Shimomora.

In the forest,

a local housewife

died during a boar hunt.

Is it an accident? Is it a murder?

Accident murder, accident murder...

Doesn't matter now, because it's over the time limit.

I've gotten them confused.

A natural mistake.

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The incident occurred in a village called Oohazama Shimomora,

well known as Boar country.

There was a reported boar sighting near a farm

and three members of the local Hunting Club

grabbed their guns and rushed to the farm.

Shortly before there was a case

of a boar tearing up some farmland.

And the villagers were all on edge.

"Now we'll get a look at you!"

The deceased was a 23 year old housewife named Ichinomiya Rieko.

A member of the Oohazama Shimomora housewife's volleyball team.

A very normal housewife.

The case was initially ruled an accident

caused by the local hunting club,

who were very sorry about it.

But that same night, the husband of said Rieko,

was found dead in his own home.

The person who discovered his body

was the victim's sister, Mikuriya Masae

who had come for a visit.

A point of interest was that

Ichiro was a member of the hunting club, and he'd been

shot and killed with his own rifle.

This could have been an accident.

Or it might have been murder.

Ichiro!

So, did Ichiro commit suicide

after killing Rieko?

Or did Rieko shoot Ichiro

and then run into the path of a

stray bullet while fleeing the scene.

Or were Rieko's accident

and Ichiro's suicide

unrelated?

On the surface, a most confusing case.

The investigators named the case

the Housewife who was mistaken for a boar,

and ruled it,

Death By Misadventure.

With no result, the case has passed the time limit.

Ah, coulda gone either way.

This is the bullet that

Killed your victim

The most difficult part of this case is that

the members of the village hunt club were all such good friends

they all used the same

model rifle.

The bullets were also identical.

Since they were friends

they all bought the same guns and bullets.

Take a look at the photo

Long time no see, by the way.

Even if they used the same model and bullets

there must be some way to tell

which rifle fired the bullet.

Under normal circumstances we could.

But take a careful look at this bullet.

It's shaped like father's slippers.

You're wrong! It's Kago Ai.

What are you talking about?

Look carefully from this angle.

It's Kago Ai to a "T".

It was distorted on impact.

Look here,

As it is, there's no way to tell which rifle it came from.

Don't touch. Kago Ai is not a toy.

It still looks like a shoe to me.

There were no traces of

gunpowder on the deceased.

So the idea that she ran away

after shooting her husband

is out of the question.

Which leaves only two possibilities.

It was an accident caused by members of the hunt club.

Or she was murdered by Ichiro.

It's a bit hard to believe

that he's go out and kill someone after committing suicide.

There's also the possibility

it was done by someone other than a member of the hunt club.

Way to narrow the field.

We have one more important clue.

The hobby of Ichinomiya Rieko was

Housewives Volleyball.

Yet another group photo!

And again, all the uniforms were bought together.

Our relationship is looking up.

A bright sunny day

Taking a ride on a bus

feels good, doesn't it?

If you wouldn't mind

would you please use my pocket?

I think I will.

Eh? What is this?

Lunch

I've got the bamboo in this pocket.

Just as a snack.

What am I supposed to do with bread and bamboo?

Because I heard that

this was a very friendly place.

That's not the question.

A great man once said

man cannot live by bread alone.

Oohazama Shimomora housewives Brace Up!

FIGHT oh FIGHT oh

Do boars play volleyball?

No Way! It's not like soccer.

boars can't play soccer.

Mikazuki-kun.

Take off the jacket Back! Back!

Wear the t-shirt

Talk it up!

Do it again!

Yes

Oohazama Shimomura cheer up

FIGHT oh FIGHT oh FIGHT oh

We're the best!

Serve it up.

So painful

Are you okay?

Not at all.

So cool!

Nice return

No, it was nothing.

That "X" shot was very impressive.

It's the first time I've ever seen it... outside a comic book.

If you're going to watch

you can't step over this line.

You could get hurt.

Are you, by any chance Mikuriya Masae-san?

That's right. Why?

We are officers from Sobu police station

Officers?

The incident of the housewife mistaken for a boar.

Or actually, it was a murder.

The case has gone beyond the statute of limitations.

So we've come to return your family's personal belongings.

I understand. I'll examine them after we finish practice.

Please wait.

Yes ma'am.

Serve!

Yes

Wah, so fast!

Thanks for all the effort

Show up tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock

Alright

Please make sure everything's there.

This was very important to Ichiro.

The deceased, Ichinomiya Ichiro was your brother, right?

He was my only family in this world.

And Rieko, who was killed by the hunting club

was your brother's wife.

Making them your brother & sister.

Right.

Rieko was wearing that cloak on her way to the game.

All also played volleyball.

This is a poor village

The men hunt. The women play volleyball.

Do Boars also play volleyball?

Because the sign outside had a picture of--

How would a boar play volleyball?

Soccer maybe.

anything else?

If you wouldn't mind,

I'd like to hear about the case.

The Statute of Limitations has expired, hasn't it?

Actually I investigate cases that have past the time limit

as a hobby

Hobby?

Just a hobby.

The purpose is not to catch the real criminal.

I just want to know the truth.

Go home.

I hate people who do things

on a whim.

If your interest is nothing but a hobby it's worthless.

Isn't housewife volleyball your hobby?

It's not just a hobby!

I put all my effort, all my soul into it.

Don't underestimate our team.

Our target is the world!

World volleyball championship.

Teams from around the world battling for---

I'm sorry about just now

I also stake my life on my hobby.

I commit all my strength & determination.

giving my hobby 100%.

I will always try to help

anyone who gives

that kind of effort.

ah! Here it is!

(Village Oohazama Shimomora tasty boar meal)

Tastes like chicken.

I thought it would taste

more like pork.

So did I.

Excuse me. This is the Boar nabe, right?

Is it? Father...

Yeah, that's nabe.

Of course it's a nabe pot.

Actually today we recommend this

There's no point in coming to Oohazama Shimomora

if you don't try this.

So add another fried boar chop

Alright add another fried boar chop

Add a "fried" boar chop

Pronounced it wrong.

Actually is boar steak

Is it like this?

Please

Excuse me

Please take it

You're welcome

No you're most welcome

Now, how is your Lieutenant?

Do you know each other?

No! Does it matter if we know each other or not?

Is there something wrong with asking how he is?

Absolutely not!

Lt. Kumamoto is just fine.

That's good that's good

Such a friendly attitude.

That's our attitude around here.

What attitude?

We're friendly.

Alright please go inside

Excuse me

The people here are very friendly, very easy going,

because life here is so much more relaxed.

So Oohazama Shimomora is like Oomaka village, right?

You're wrong! The people there are so rude!

comparing the people of

Oohazama Shimomora

to those frauds in Oomaka

is just irresponsible!

You vilify us! Vilify!

Please forgive me.

But all the people here are

happy and polite.

That's right. All the people of Oohazama Shimomora

are happy and laid back.

But...

The sister of Ichinomiya Ichiro

Masae-san seems a very serious person.

This sister & brother are considered a rarity around here.

They didn't inherit the village's personality.

People around here call them the brother & sister with the clenched fists.

win or lose, they depend on their own strength.

they trust no one else.

Victory or defeat

on their own terms.

I have a question.

Officer.

What do you think about the case.

Listen here. I think that Rieko was shot

and killed by her lover.

Because in this kind of place

there's nothing else to do.

We were told that hunting boar

and housewife volleyball were the only things to do here.

But if adult only had these two activities

don't you think it would be too boring?

The long, lonely nights in a small village.

Yes yes, officer.

Yes

Who was Rieko-san's lover?

The coach of housewife volleyball

Sekiguchi Michele.

A Frenchman?

Ridiculous. There couldn't be a Frenchman in a place like this.

But if you're talking about the romance of France

that's your man.

Back to the case.

The original thinking was

that Rieko was cheating.

Ichiro killed her

then committed suicide.

You don't think so.

I thought there were a few suspicious points.

The boar cloak.

Ah! Rieko was wearing it when she was killed.

Yes, but you know...that cloak was precious to Ichiro.

Why was she wearing it out in the woods?

My personal opinion is...

Your opinion is...

Yes

Excuse me. I have to stop here.

I never mix work time with private time.

That's a firm principle with me.

From this point on

I hold to the style of France.

Right! Off Duty!

Go home. Go home.

North bound bus

4 times per day.

Will a bus really come?

Another fake boar report!

Did you say someone reported seeing a boar?

There hasn't been a boar sighting

in years.

So they lied?

Sure! Just like 15 years ago.

Someone called to say there was a boar.

Just wishful thinking.

Do you know

who made that call?

I don't know.

If I knew, I've forgotten.

Me too

You also forgot

It's like a time loop.

You're a happy bunch.

The officer at the Oohazama Shimomora Police Station

sends his regards to Lt. Kumamoto.

I'm so happy.

We've never met before but he still sends his regards.

It warms my heart.

What does a boar nabe taste like?

Pretty much the same as a chicken nabe.

We also ate a fried boar chop

which was just fried ham.

Oohazama Shimomora sounds pretty perfunctory to me.

That's what I thought. I asked the cook were

the village got its name.

And why the people there were so laid back

and he just scolded me.

That was no reason to scold.

It's just like when I asked Lt. Kumamoto were he got his name.

I told you.

I am THE Kumamoto

of Kumamoto Town, in Kumamoto City/

Really?

don't you know he's lying to you?

Ah, the guys who can't tell a Mannequin from a Human Being.

Planning another raid?

Matarai, I have bigger fish to fry.

What have you done now?

We got a report that there

was a person drowning in the East River.

Just as we reached the spot we saw a guy struggling

in the river, shouting "Braza! Braza!"

Bra?

Not wasting a moment,

I threw the bra that I just

happened to have with me by coincidence.

You had a bra by coincidence?

A man was drowning!

So you were no help.

Turns out, that man was French.

And that means?

Kiriyama. Don't you understand?

Brassier in French

means Lifejacket.

He wanted a lifejacket.

It's a natural mistake to make.

So the man died?

-Nope. He was saved. How?

Look here. This thing contains two little

floatation devices.

Why didn't you just jump in and save the guy?

If he tried to dive in

Jumonji might have mistaken the sidewalk for the river.

With this, I bid you farewell.

He never did explain why he

had a brassiere in his pocket.

Kiriyama, I've learned something from this case.

and I've come up with a catch phrase to prove it.

"Bra of Help".

What a putz.

Such a joker.

You crack me up.

Where are the little floatation devices?

I put it right here.

Where?

Mikazuki-kun. You didn't, couldn't...

Obviously not!

Ah

They're so versatile.

who are you now?

Shiro Kuma

Excuse me. Are you Sekiguchi Michele?

Yes

Excuse me. I wasn't expecting company.

sorry to keep you waiting.

Is it 15 years already?

Yes

Please sit down

The story I've heard from the villagers is that

Michele-san and the deceased Rieko-san were---

Adulterers, Fornicators, Lovers.

Let them say what they will

Our relationship was what you imagine.

Ah, so it was

The day of the incident

you had a date with her?

In a small house far away from the village

It was our "Greenhouse of Love".

This little place was Paris to us.

Although it's just a small rural village

We'd close our eyes and

the sound of that little stream

became the sound of the Seine.

We'd shake a bottle of water

and it became Champagne.

You're a very romantic guy, aren't you.

This is my weakness

I'm always taken advantage of by women.

Ah... why do you suppose Rieko-san

was wearing the boar cloak that day?

That cloak came from the boar

her husband shot.

He was the only member of the

hunt club to ever shoot a boar.

Does that mean thee really aren't many boars around here?

No. It means the other members of the hunt club

couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

So Ichiro-san was--

No doubt about it.

This was the act of a jealous husband.

It's the theme of all the great 19th century French Literature.

May I ask what you do now?

Because of my looks,

I attract women where ever I go.

So to keep from disturbing people

I stay here, on this lonely hillside.

Ah, yes.

Being too attractive can be a burden.

So, you wear the dark make-up

on your nose--

Just so. this dark nose is a reflection of my dark heart.

Excuse me. I must go inside.

Is someone following me?

Keep your eye on the ball!

Good afternoon

That was such a wonderful shot!

Can I call you coach?

All of you. Back on the court!

You again.

Ah... Masae-san, did you know

about the relationship between

Rieko-san and coach Michele-san?

Everyone in the village knew.

So... Ichiro-san knew...

Rieko never took anything seriously.

After joining the team

she was constantly missing practice

just to go off for Karaoke or bowling.

She never put her full effort into volleyball.

Come up front!

Hit it Michele.

Take it moving forward.

Coach

I'm tired. Let's go Karaoke.

We have a competition coming up.

How can you talk about taking time off?

Everyone take a break.

Coach! Let's go Karaoke.

Sometimes it's good to take a break.

After all, this is just a hobby.

We have to remember to enjoy ourselves.

Housewife Volleyball team of Oohazama Shimomora. FIGHT-OH!

After that woman joined the team

our discipline vanished.

In the end she even took away our Coach.

And that wasn't something

you could tolerate.

So now you see me as a suspect.

All the other villagers are so laid back.

Why are you so enthusiastic?

My parents died young.

though it was their own fault

I was faced with tragedy

at a very early age.

Imagine my poor childhood, alone, with no one to turn to... Inspector Kiriyama.

Coach, you don't want to waste your evening with Masae.

Oh!

What?

Oh, you have

Masae and Ichiro's signatures

on the wall.

Masae brought that in.

So you have autographs from normal people on the wall.

Would you like to sign the wall?

No no need

Why were both of them so serious?

Look there.

Smiles: Free.

Chatting: 500 yen.

One autumn day--

Hey, hold on. I haven't decided if I want to pay or not.

Eh?

Yeah, well. Please continue.

Masae & Ichiro followed

their parents into the forest

to pick mushrooms.

Their parents discovered a rare

mushroom that's almost never seen around here.

Not knowing anything about variety, they ate them,

poisoned themselves,

and died.

So why were the children

saved from being poisoned?

Question fee: 300 yen.

Ah, you wouldn't have change

for a...

No

Ah, no. I have it.

Thanks

It's because they neglected

to feed the children.

Once the parents ate the mushrooms

they wandered off into the hills,

and sang and danced for 3 days and 3 nights.

Singing and laughing?

Just like that.

It was a horrible way to go

but it taught the kids a lesson.

It would.

Thank you.

That group of housewives still want me

to be their coach.

Don't act so pleased with yourself.

Kiriyama-san, just being asked

doesn't make you a coach.

Well, yeah...

You might not know, but I was once a member of a

housewife volleyball team.

First I've heard of it.

We even had a game against the team from Oohazama Shimomora.

Who won?

We did of course!

Suddenly it's about her.

Senior, your team must have been very good, right?

The team from Oohazama Shimomora

were so frightened

the never even showed up.

That, or they just

misread the schedule.

Why is Saneie suddenly speaking in a Kansai dialect?

Mikazuki-kun?

What?

Would you please refrain from

saying your thoughts out loud?

It's disturbing

SHUN

Well... not so much disturbing as boring.

Nothing better to do at this

hour than to sit here and chat, Mikazuki,

the burden of the Traffic Department.

They call sister a burden?

Yes, burden.

You're awful!

I'm so sorry

Actually I'm the only one who thinks so.

You have to be more careful Kumamoto.

Right, I know.

You're saying your inner thoughts out loud!

Lt. Kumamoto

Thanks for lunch

the way your mother used to make it.

It was so tasty.

Next time I want to try it

the way your father used to do it.

How come we never get

this kind of treat?

Aren't we his colleagues?

This is about to get out of hand, Kumamoto.

Quickly, change the subject.

Kiriyama

How's the investigation going?

You think you're gonna escape using this tactic?

Now you show

your real self.

SHUN

You are?

sorry from coming so late.

What is it?

It's me

Ah

15 years ago

the person who called to say he saw a boar

was me.

Why didn't you leave your name?

To protect my hobby.

I'm a peeper.

We shouldn't talk out here.

Lets go inside.

Are you the person who's been following me?

Sorry.

I've been trying to find a chance to talk to you.

Here you go.

Ah Thanks

What is it you want to say>

I've had a revelation.

A revelation.

Anyway,

I had been watching the affair between Rieko-san

and the volleyball coach

just as a part of my hobby

you know?

That day, I went out to peep just like normal,

and I saw a boar running through the woods.

And I thought, this is bad!

So I made the phone call.

Actually what you saw was Rieko-san, right?

Wrong

That boar wasn't Rieko

My guess is, it was Masae-san.

What makes you think so?

Before I made the phone call

I actually saw Masae wearing

the cloak.

I've been thinking about it

and it occurred to me that the boar I thought I saw

15 years ago, was Masae.

How can you be sure?

I'm a peeper!

My eyesight is my pride!

Hey, the nose of the boar is white!

This would only turn white

because of rubbing over a long period of time.

This is probably the road she took from the village.

Who?

Probably Masae-san.

Don't you mean Rieko-san?

They switched places somewhere along the line.

Why would they switch?

Sometimes people do odd things

without explanation.

Come on

Their love nest

is down this road.

Correct

This is their "Greenhouse of Love"?

It looks like any other building you'd see in the countryside.

He said they'd renovated it Parisian style.

Hey, it's open.

Bringing me to a place like this.

What's really on your mind?

I can't put it into words.

Don't pretend.

I know what you're after.

Sit down

Why is it still warm?

Can't be.

Don't tell me Michele-san

What is this?

Useless for come to Oohazama Shita

Prepared by the restaurant of boar

What is this

You were supposed to be living in the forest?

I ran out of money.

so I needed to come into the village.

You've washed the make-up off your nose.

Is there something in the water?

Now now. There's nothing to do here.

Don't be judgmental.

Well, we're not doing anything.

Mikazuki, look! A river!

The wind is so cold.

The riverbank is usually like that.

That way is the "Greenhouse of Love".

Ichiro's house is this way.

It's cold. Can't we go back?

Can't now. We're investigating.

Then give me your coat.

No way.

Please, turn your face away.

Alright already.

Why do you need my coat?

Where is your jacket?

I must have left it at the love nest.

Well go back and get it.

Why don't we both go back.

go by yourself. The walk will warm you up.

You really are

the most cold blooded man--

On your mark!

Get set! Go!

Goofball.

Mikazuki-kun.

Pa

Mikazuki Mikazuki

You can't be dead

It was just my finger.

That hurt.

You made me fall down.

Still alive.

What if I'd been really hurt?

You just tripped and fell.

You could at least be worried after seeing me fall.

You should act much more relieved when you see I'm not dead.

You should be both worried and relieved.

You guys again

We thought a wild boar was

rummaging around here.

You mistook me for a wild boar? You're awful!

Kiriyama, hit them.

Wait a minute. I swear I've heard those words before.

It's almost like what just happened, had happened before.

It did.

Fortunately our skill hasn't improved.

But it's the same situation we faced 15 years ago.

Time for a flashback

Just kidding.

But it's the classic move.

The screen shimmers and we see the three hunters stalking--

Stop making jokes.

You're ignoring the fact that I'm---

Mikazuki-kun! I've figured it out!

I have something to say.

The following words are just

the result of my personal hobby.

This case is over the time limit

And even if you turn out to be the criminal

I can't bring any charges against you.

The perfect "X" attack

You again.

Masae-san.

You executed a perfect "X" 15 years ago.

I refer of course to the way two people switched roles.

Say it.

Actually, this is just my hobby.

We can discuss it at length after practice.

Thanks

Thanks everyone

You've worked hard on your investigation.

I will listen.

First, I'd like to say

that the person who killed Rieko

was you, Masae-san

You used Ichiro-san's rifle

to kill Rieko.

Are you sure you want to open with that?

That day your brother told you about

Rieko's affair.

Probably on the phone.

I'm mortified.

Rieko's leaving me.

That woman is shameless.

Throw her out. Now.

Even though you'd told him what to do

you weren't reassured.

So you decided to go to Ichiro's house.

Ichiro

You saw that Ichiro had committed suicide

and you decided to get revenge.

So you grabbed the boar cloak and his rifle

and went to find Rieko.

Because you were running

you were mistaken for a boar.

Your speed was beyond human imagination.

Such superb skill

set the other case

in motion.

I just saw a boar outside the village.

So members of the hunt club rushed to the woods.

That was Ichiro-san's house.

After leaving Ichiro's house

you found Rieko,

who was on her way to her love nest.

The two of you

found yourselves on the riverbank.

The riverbank was cold

so you loaned Rieko the cloak.

After that

you argued.

Rieko tried to run.

The hunters were approaching.

They mistook Rieko

for the boar,

and fired

The shot that killed her,

Masae-san

was the one you fired.

Can you accept this? Do I have my facts straight?

You've done a good job investigating.

Yours is a worthy hobby.

It's nothing.

I still have some questions.

Masae-san,

Why did you wear the boar cloak?

Did you want people

to mistake you for a boar?

Ichiro and I

lived happily together for many years.

Yes

Ichiro

How could you be so weak?

I wanted to help Ichiro pay her back.

I decided I'd wear the cloak

that was Ichiro's treasure.

Rieko!

Sister

Come with me.

Ichiro is dead.

What?

He found out about your affair with the coach.

He committed suicide because he couldn't accept it.

But really, I was just playing with the coach.

Well, your little game killed my brother.

I will not let you pass

Excuse me

You cold?

Put this on.

Thanks

Wear it, and go shoot the coach.

Both of you go to hell together.

What are you talking about?

Ichiro paid with his life

You owe him an explanation.

Please let me go

Too late for that.

I can't stand

Irresponsible people.

Like it or not---

Stand still!

Stop or I'll shoot!

don't think I won't!

There was no need to shoot her.

I had no intention of shooting her.

So she was shot by the hunters?

No, the members of the hunting

club are terrible shots.

The bullet that killed Rieko was fired by Masae-san.

What evidence do you have?

This.

It looks like father's old slipper.

You think so too?

Masae-san.

This is the bullet you fired.

Does the whole case rest on this bullet?

Don't take it so seriously.

Housewife volleyball is my actual occupation

Hunting is just my hobby.

Hobby?

Right. I just play around for fun.

So my skill is very poor.

I just wanted to frighten her.

But I ended up shooting her.

Don't think I won't!

finally I shot into the air,

and I missed.

That's why I don't respect hobbies.

Oh I see

Enough

This case is over the time limit.

I won't say a word about it.

When I get cooperation from a suspect,

I like to give them this assurance.

Please take it.

What is this?

The official "I'll never tell anyone card."

It assures you that I will never tell anyone.

Please take it.

Ah, let me just add...

Never say it out loud... H.

H?

IN Japanese the word "really" starts with an H.

Meaning I'll really never tell anyone.

This I can understand

Thanks

I'm proud that you accept.

Can I say something?

What Mikazuki

The boar in Ichiro's house.

Why is the nose white?

In Italy, they say if you

rub the boar's nose

you'll have good luck.

So

Ichiro touched that nose a lot.

But in the end, luck was not with him.

Ashamed he didn't live in Italy.

Good morning

Morning

Oh Kiriyama you look so tired this morning.

I didn't get much sleep last night.

Who did you sleep with?

Just my little friend from next door.

Little friend?

Ah. It's a cat!

What kind of cat?

I can understand Kiriyama

After being immersed in a time limit case

You feel so tired.

Yes the case was settled, right?

Yes

I heard form my uncle in the village

that becoming immersed in your hobby can make you suffer.

What is your uncle's hobby?

Long distance love affairs.

What?

Loving someone who lives far away.

No matter how great the distance.

After that?

finally the two separated forever.

Truly a romantic love.

Is that you Kiriyama?

Ah, I got confused.

What rubbish

I'll tell you

about my great long distance

relationship.

I was together with a woman for years.

Eventually she moved

far away.

That just means you were dumped.

Yes

Jumonji, about that French fella you saved.

Turns out, he was a pervert who always stole bras.

He was caught by officers from another station.

So the reason he was shouting Brassiere, was because

he had a bra fetish?

And Jumonji not only saved him, but let him go.

Ah. People involved in short distance love affairs.

How can you understand my pain.

Let's go Hachisuka.

Is this true?

I didn't know!

Is it possible, 2 or 3 years from now

if the two of you work out...

I'd be willing to be your go between.

I could be the MC

Mikazuki, let's sing

samba at the wedding.

I don't want to sing. And I'll tell you straight,

we can't take up a collection for a part.

It's against regulations

for officers to have affairs

with other officers in the same department.

It's right there, in black and white, in the manual.

Ah! I thought this was the manual.

So silly.

I am Shiro Kuma

Mikazuki, which page is that on?

Shun~