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FRANKENSTEIN EN BIKINI (Science de la luxure)

So as you can see the brain was

extracted from the skull of the deceased and placed

in the skull of the receiving body.

Using massive electric shock power ,

we hope to wrest death from the body,

and thus ignite the spark of life.

How does a dog fit into all of this?

I have no idea.

Questions?

Quoi?

Where has everyone gone?

Debbie.

They left about an hour ago.

But why?

They're all at a gathering for Dean Sullivan's funeral.

I know the dean isn't feeling well,

but still not dead.

I think they just wanted to break up.

And why didn't you go with them?

Well I didn't go with them because

I find everything you say extremely fascinating.

Serious?

Are you interested in my theories?

Well, I'm interested in anatomy.

Ah, the anatomy.

Your anatomy.

Let me see you again now.

Now, now, Debbie.

Debbie.

sim.

damn yes.

sim.

Oh, sim.

Sim.

Oh shit.

Yes yes.

Oh, sim.

Oh fuck, yes.

Yes yes.

Sim.

Oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Oh yes, that's true.

It makes me feel good.

Oh, sim.

In between.

Professor Van Sloan.

Yes, Clive, what's up?

I just thought you might want to know

that all the students of Victor Frankenstein

decided to skip class today.

Leave the class?

All except perhaps one student.

Well how the hell can you teach

a science lesson with only one student?

Maybe you should see for yourself.

You and young Frankenstein never got along.

You've always been at each other's throats.

I don't understand, but it's a stupid rivalry.

We had a health disagreement, sir,

not rivalry.

Call it what you want.

Clive, if this is another one of your jokes,

I'll rip your head off.

Trust me, sir.

You will want to see the experiment unfold

in the Frankenstein classroom today.

Oh, oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Yes yes.

It's true, honey.

Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Oh yeah, make your dick shake my ass, yeah yeah.

Oh-oh, oh, Foot.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that makes me feel good.

Oh, sim.

Oh, sim.

Bon Dieu, Frankenstein !

What does that mean?

Oh, look, miss, it's the part,

which controls the genitals in the brain.

That's all for today, miss.

Sir, I can explain to you.

I don't see how.

And you, young lady.

I'm sorry, dad.

Papier?

As if he didn't know.

See you soon in my office, Dr. Frankenstein.

Yes sir.

And you, young lady...

Yes Dad?

I'll take care of you later.

Don't worry, doctor.

He's really just a mean old man.

You have finished.

You will never teach at this university again.

Have you understood?

I think I understand, professor.

Make friends with the student body,

My daughter's student body , not someone else's.

There are no excuses.

No sir.

And as for your crazy theories,

I would have fired you years ago if I had thought that

one of the students was paying attention to you.

My theories aren't crazy, sir.

My theories are based on facts

scientific, not in fantasies, but in facts.

facts?

I'll give you a fact.

You are a passenger.

I want you to pack your bags and take

your voodoo science elsewhere.

I go.

- Why don't you go back to Transylvania, where you come from?

This is where you and your kind belong.

You know, I think I'm going to do just that.

I'm going back to Transylvania.

There, at least, they understand me.

Well, they also include Dracula,

but that doesn't mean they want him back.

Now get out!

I'm leaving, but I'll be back.

You can be sure of that.

And then we'll see who gets the last laugh.

It'll be midsummer when you're ready

to come back here.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, Dr Frankenstein, oh, sim.

Yes Yes Yes.

Oh my God.

What is wrong?

Ma baguette.

Your wand?

My wand is tilted.

I don't think like that.

Maybe in 20 minutes.

No, no, no, not that stick.

The one on the roof, my lightning rod.

The weather is bad and a storm is brewing.

Don't worry Victor.

Lightning will not damage your precious wand.

You never understand anything.

I swear you must be the worst assistant

that I already had in the lab.

I do my best outside the lab.

You earned a point for this.

Where are you going?

I have to go to the lab.

If I can use storm energy, then, well - you know.

No I do not know.

You know I have this corpse in the lab.

Is there a corpse in the lab?

Do you remember I stole it last week from the Quickie morgue?

Non!

The one I'm trying to revive?

See all!

Where were you last week?

I help you.

You could have fooled me.

Anyway, I have to go.

Time is essential.

Wait for me.

Excellent, the storm is almost at its peak.

We will soon be ready.

Wow.

This is so cool.

This is where I work every day.

It's my lab.

You are my lab assistant.

It's true.

But you've never been here before?

Never.

But you keep me very busy elsewhere.

We have to work on it.

Is it the corpse?

Can you come and help me please?

Damn.

She is beautiful, isn't she?

I call her Eve.

Hey, aren't you...

Of course.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's beautiful, yes, but it's as cold as yesterday's fish.

Nice pair of breasts.

Nothing bad.

now go

and when I say it, I want you to pull the handle.

This handle?

No, no - that handle!

This handle is going to blast us into atoms.

The other handle.

Oh okay.

It's almost time.

What is that?

This collar will give me her absolute control over her.

as soon as I bring her back to life.

She will do what I say,

as long as you keep using it.

OK

It is

now!

What now?

Now pull the handle.

That handle?

No, not that handle!

The other strap!

Oh, the colors!

This is magnificent.

Turn it off!

Turn it off!

Eha.

What a blast.

Breathe, come on, breathe, dammit.

Son of a bitch.

I failed again.

Do not feel bad.

Bring the dead back to life is hard work.

But everything was perfect.

It's possible that never again no longer have an opportunity like this

for life.

We are not being one little too dramatic?

I mean really.

What do you know?

I recognize a cutie dead when I see one.

What did she die of anyway?

I believe she has stayed until the end of the marathon

"Real Housewives of Bulgaria" and the after-party.

That explains the hair.

What is bad.

I must have time to think.

I have to think.

Cover her, okay?

I'm sorry I don't have you included, dear.

Ah, I think all these chains

will make you live in the end.

I really need to go see Dr. frankenstein,

but I think that can wait.

I failed again.

Doctor, doctor, wake up.

Oh, not now, Ingrid.

I am so tired.

Use your vibrator.

You did not understand.

You did it.

I got what?

Look.

Oh, Neu God!

And truth!

Are you alive!

You are really alive!

Ingrid, you know the what does it mean?

Hot super sexy threesome going on?

Perhaps.

It means I'm over my wildest dreams.

He can be a little overexcited at times.

I gave life to the dead.

I would like to know if you are operating normally.

Everything seems to be working well as far as i can tell.

I have to research it.

Ingrid, bring me my briefcase.

Now, don't be afraid.

I'm her friend.

I won't hurt you.

Follow my finger.

Oh, oh, let go of my finger.

OK.

Extend your hands.

OK.

OK.

maybe you should let her rest a little

before she kills you.

I think you're right.

Ingrid, take her downstairs and clean her up.

Understood.

Let's go darling.

let me show you where there's the shower.

And please give her something to wear.

I can't concentrate with her like this.

You are telling me.

I finally got it.

Now, those teachers who laughed at me won't they be surprised?

It's better now?

Yes, much better.

you're going somewhere

Yes, let's go everyone.

We are going to America.

O America!

I've never been to America.

Well I have been, and let me say, it's not hey, life, hello, hello.

I tried to convince my colleagues

on which my theories were based in scientific facts,

and do you know what they did?

They laughed at you.

Correct.

They laughed at me.

They all found so funny,

but who's laughing now?

You don't.

Neither you.

Absolutely not.

And certainly not her.

Has she said anything yet?

Not yet.

Well, it doesn't matter.

Here before us is the result end of all my experiments.

living proof that my theories are correct.

And you know what we're going to do?

Will you take her to America and rub it in their face.

Correct.

Let's rub it in the face them, see if they like it.

Trust me, it's not that bad.

But first we have to beat them on your own

game, I will try to humiliate them like they did to me.

And do you know how we're going to do that?

you will stick the underwear on their ass.

No, let's tell everyone that she is your sister

and see if they find that she is a reanimated corpse.

Let them make fools of themselves.

Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?

Don't you just prefer wet their pants?

Do not trust me.

This will do a good job.

Now go pack.

We have a plane to catch.

And then Victor said: "Did I get her drunk?"

"I don't even know her."

Thank you, Claudia.

well i hope Victor come soon.

can't wait to know why is he so excited.

Dr. Waldman, you're not the only one

who cares about it.

What could it be?

well as much as I know Frankenstein,

it can be almost anything.

What do you think Clive?

Well, Dr. Waldman and the Professor Van Sloan

they were very hard on him the last time they saw him.

Does not make sense.

he came to me with some talk

about bringing the dead back to life,

and then,

demanded my Pookie's body,

who just died.

It's a shame, simply a shame.

And this thing with your daughter...

Please don't remind me.

But still never we gave you a chance.

And if he really Did you discover something?

Oh, he was after something, okay?

Did you know he asked if you could put

electrodes on my nipples?

You never told me that!

Well a girl's gotta have some secrets, right?

Well you literally forced out of college.

I can't imagine why he would want to talk to any of us.

To boast, of course.

He must have achieved something great scientific achievement

and want to go back to finally say, "Did I tell you?"

Perhaps.

I wonder what it is.

I wonder if it has something to do with electrodes?

Keep it in your pants, Claudia.

Well I guess everyone we'll find out.

Claudia, be a good one girl and open the door.

OK.

So - the wait is finally over.

We must not pretend that we speak of him.

Who were we talking about?

Exactly.

Vector!

Clive.

It's been a long time.

Definitely yes.

Do you remember our old friends: Dr. Waldman

and Professor Van Sloan?

How, of course.

I came a long way to see the two gentlemen.

And of course you remember Claudia.

I would be surprised if not.

I would be shocked too.

And who are these two beautiful young women?

This is Ingrid, my assistant lab, and this...

This is Eve, Ingrid's sister.

I'm fascinated.

Me too.

they have grown a lot in Transylvania, huh?

Right.

can i see you in the kitchen

Clear.

If you'll excuse us, I'll open a bottle of wine,

that I kept for us.

So how was the trip across the ocean?

I'm afraid the Carpathian Airlines has not yet

be very advance with the material.

They are very close, like sisters.

Wow, how attractive!

Oh I do not know.

He looks the same to me.

Not Victor.

I'm talking about that Eve girl.

She's wonderful.

I didn't know you cared.

well how can you not realize it?

What I mean to say...

There's something strange about her.

I can't say exactly what rottenness there is.

But I would like to observe.

Me too.

Okay, here's what we're going to do.

It is obvious that Victor is plotting some mischief.

And I'm sure as your archrival,

that I am one of his targets.

With that in mind, I have to invent something petty

and dishonorable first and beat him at his own game.

Yes.

But we don't know what he plans.

This is true.

We need to get to bottom of this riddle, and fast.

Now here's what I want you to.

I'm all ears.

I want you to approach him.

Find out what he has planned.

He is keeping a secret and I want to know what it is.

To approach it.

Use all possible means.

Any means possible.

I will check with the girls and see what they know.

I will do my best.

you have to do better than your best.

What does it take, you know?

Whatever it takes.

Okay, let's go back there,

and start discovering the truth.

Of course, being head of science in a big

university is not everything what I was made to be...

keep an eye on these fun medical students

it is a work of full time but ungrateful.

Now.

A girl like you, for example,

well that wouldn't be a problem.

Obviously, I understand that she It's very smart, but...

You can see?

They are like bees to honey.

They cannot help themselves.

They are struck as disciples in love with my creation.

They don't think about nothing out of the ordinary.

They don't realize that she it's a reanimated corpse.

They won't be surprised when do they find out?

When are you going to tell them?

Not for a while yet.

Let them discover all image on its own.

I want to see how far Eve can go

before anyone suspects.

Maybe then I'll let her

here alone for a while.

This will be the real test.

Did you think that can be difficult

convince someone of did she really die?

Well, that's why I brought the death certificate for her.

Victor.

Clive.

When will we hear about your wonderful discovery?

They are restless, aren't they?

We really are.

You've already come all this way.

there must be something that you want to tell us.

It really exists.

It is not ready yet.

Then...

when?

What I have hasn't arrived yet.

I hope it is delivered at my hotel soon.

You know how it can be lost luggage airlines.

I understand.

So maybe you should check if it arrived.

I really will.

I'm going back to the hotel now

same and check if it has already been delivered.

That would be excellent.

Would you mind if I leave the girls here with you?

would be a company much better for them

instead of coming with me.

Oh, we'll be happy to entertain you.

Incredible!

So it's settled.

Claudia, would you mind to take a peek at Victor

and bring me some pipe tobacco?

It's all over.

Would you mind, Victor?

No way.

Well, see you soon.

Whatever you do, don't let No one messes with her leash.

I won't let her out of my sight.

Why does he have to be

so mysterious about everything?

It's simple.

He wants revenge.

If you don't mind, I would like to show Eve

the rest of the house.

Perhaps this young woman could have a glass of wine.

This way.

I would like to show you my frames.

My dear?

Free drinks?

It doesn't matter.

Why don't we look in the kitchen?

I heard there's a bottle very good wine there.

This is my office.

This is where I do mine best work.

Yes, you are shy.

I've never met anyone like you.

So you're Ingrid's sister?

Well at least I I understand to some extent.

Well this is very strange.

This is like...

Ooh, okay, okay, okay.

Don't touch the collar, I understand, I understand.

Are there any other taboo topics?

Well, I'll take that as a no.

What do we look like under the hood?

Hmmm.

I told you - this is where I do my best work.

Oh no.

Well, that seems to be for the best,

that Clive has in his basement.

Well, he never showed high class.

No?

However, I can say that he probably turned out to be the best

and it will continue like this, I think,

unless Victor does something to prove otherwise.

What does Victor have for you? show will be silent

even his harshest critic.

Huh?

It's pretty spectacular.

Not as spectacular as you, I'm sure.

A flirt.

Be comfortable.

Wow.

Quite a fun place.

Hmm, it looked better on the brochure.

I bet.

drink?

Sure, why not?

Health.

Health.

So how do you and Did Clive get together?

I mean, I never imagined you two as a couple.

Well Clive has always been cool with Debbie,

But then, you screwed up.

And then they left town

and Clive had a good one girls choice.

But I always saw you as an athlete hunter.

you know, trying that football guy.

not abandoned by intellectuals like me.

I stayed until the night of the big accident.

The big incident?

Yes.

we had just win Whatsmatter U

and we were heading back to campus.

Suddenly the driver of the bus went crazy.

She was dodging, screaming, screaming.

then all others started crying and screaming,

groaning for their mothers.

Some even urinated in their pants.

The cheerleaders?

No, the defense.

There was no dry place in the house.

Then I went after medical students.

Better drugs.

I understand.

And Clive?

Hmmm.

Clive was right there.

He had a lot of money, he drove a shiny car.

I felt it would work.

I think I understood.

And you?

I?

I always wanted someone like you.

Serious?

Hmmm.

But I don't think I can have you now, can I?

I think you already have me.

Oh God.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh!

Oh my God.

Ooo.

Yes yes.

I wonder what Victor is guarding.

Oh, he'll be here in soon, I'm sure.

We can only wait.

What happened to you?

Huh?

Oh yes, I...

I found something very electrifying.

What could it be?

I'm sure Frankenstein will explain to all of you.

I see you met Eve A little better.

Well said.

Would you like to explain?

I think I've kept y'all in the dark long enough.

It's time to confess everything.

Finally.

Gentlemen, are you seeing my latest find.

Eve.

What?

You all laughed when I said that could bring life back

from the dead, but here it is.

Is this woman dead?

Absurd.

you can't be Seriously, Victor.

Oh, but I AM.

Just a few days ago, this beautiful young woman

was just a corpse in a morgue in Transylvania.

I brought her back to life with my huge wand.

You are obviously flattering yourself.

I don't believe.

Is the proof what you need?

No Victor.

Show them.

Why, it's a death certificate.

It belongs to Eve.

This is some kind of scam.

It's not a number, Dr. Waldman.

Eve is proof of my genius

and you must learn to accept it.

So what is the collar's job?

This is how the electrodes are attached

to the nervous system.

It also acts as a way gentle mind control.

My electric wand provided the charge.

BLA blah!

there is no such thing like mind control.

bla bla?

Eve, I would like you to go to the good doctor.

Now, Eve, I want you to kill Dr. Waldman.

That's enough, Frankenstein.

Eve, stop.

Good girl.

So this is your evidence, your evidence?

I don't expect you take my word,

but I think a study complete will convince you.

See, Eve has some quirks.

your heartbeat heart, pulse, breathing,

are all amplified by rarefied atoms.

This sounds crazy.

Well, you have no reason not to exploit it, right?

OK.

So Ingrid...

you and claudia can they take eve to the bedroom

and prepare it for a full exam?

You mean take her clothes off?

Yes, but put it back inside.

Given away.

Let's go darling.

Let's play a little game again.

Soon, gentlemen, you will have

all the proof they need.

This should only take some minutes.

I, for example, want congratulate you, Frankenstein.

if what you say is true,

this could be a discovery of enormous importance.

So thank you, Clive.

Coming from you, that's not means absolutely nothing.

OK.

Can you help me here, but don't take off the leash.

you are about to take the biggest shock of your life,

and Eva doesn't like it either a lot of her, isn't it, dear?

No doubt he has a perfect shape.

Oh, so beautiful.

don't let this empty expression deceive her.

Inside it beats the heart of a tiger.

Furious tiger.

you certainly don't I would guess by looking at her.

Look this.

The only problem is that, a once you turn her on,

you cannot turn it off.

Maybe I can help you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

First I had the idea to wear the collar,

when I was trying to train my my bulldog to hit the ball.

nothing seems to work like an electronic necklace.

Bulldogs can be very stubborn.

I would love to have one of these necklaces for Claudia.

she can be quite frigid at times.

Oh?

I hadn't noticed.

The collar allows for a point high voltage input,

that I used to rejuvenate the body.

Without her, well, I don't have sure what would happen.

Well I think we should stop

talk about it and get straight to the point.

Yes, what could take so long?

Maybe something happened.

Well, it wouldn't hurt to look them up.

Oh yes.

Well, let's go then.

Oh my God!

Claudia?

shh

We need to do something to see how Eve reacts

under these conditions.

I agree.

This can be very useful,

From the point of view scientific, of course.

Well, it can't hurt.

Damn!

I think we overloaded her circuits!

Wow, I think the good from her came in excess.

What are you going to do now Victor?

I heard that a dancer exotic was killed

in a ridiculous accident in a pole dance at La Sinaga.

The body is in perfect condition.

You mean...

Yes, I will bring this stripper back to life

or that my name is not Dr. Frankenstein.

just a few days ago this beautiful young woman was

just a corpse in one morgue in Transylvania.

I brought her back to life with my huge wand.

please say all these wild phrases.

I will speak the sentences.

Do not feel bad.

Bring the dead back to life is hard work.

I thought you'd like to know,

all books by Victor Frankenstein...

I can't say exactly what's rotten,

But I would like to note.

Good girl.

OK, where's the cracker?

So you're Ingrid's sister?

Did you know he asked if you could put

electrodes on my breasts?

Well, I'm interested in anatomy.

you and the young frankenstein always

were made one to the other, damn it.

You're done.

Fuck me.

Screw this.

It's me, fuck me.

Curse.

Making friends with the student body.

My daughter's student body, not anyone.

I want you to kill Dr. Waldman.

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